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		<title>User:Wsargent</title>
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		<updated>2014-03-23T23:28:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;wsargent is not [[User:fsargent|fsargent]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Blog: http://tersesystems.com&lt;br /&gt;
* Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/will_sargent&lt;br /&gt;
* Email: will daht sargent aht gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
* Keybase: https://keybase.io/will_sargent&lt;br /&gt;
* Fingerprint: CD6970B72D00E5BE9A330EF3C1E8BF062BC6C4B7&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Council]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
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		<title>User:Wsargent</title>
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		<updated>2014-03-08T07:46:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;wsargent is not [[User:fsargent|fsargent]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Blog: http://tersesystems.com&lt;br /&gt;
* Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/will_sargent&lt;br /&gt;
* Email: will daht sargent aht gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
* Keybase: https://keybase.io/will_sargent&lt;br /&gt;
* Fingerprint: 141151F349162E90D461B79654B852FC4B9EA469&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Council]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
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		<title>User:Wsargent</title>
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		<updated>2014-03-06T21:07:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: Add Keybase + fingerprint&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;wsargent is not [[User:fsargent|fsargent]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Blog: http://tersesystems.com&lt;br /&gt;
* Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/will_sargent&lt;br /&gt;
* Email: will daht sargent aht gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
* Keybase: https://keybase.io/will_sargent&lt;br /&gt;
* Fingerprint: 54B852FC4B9EA469&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Council]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
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	<entry>
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		<title>User:Yan</title>
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		<updated>2014-03-05T15:33:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* Contact */ she&amp;#039;s at bcrypt now&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Contact==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;m lazy, so you can find all that PGP and OTR stuff [http://web.mit.edu/zyan/www/zyan.txt here].&lt;br /&gt;
*Primary email: zyan@mit.edu &lt;br /&gt;
*Easier-to-remember email: t@lk-to.me&lt;br /&gt;
*Riseup email: zyan@riseup.net &lt;br /&gt;
*Dumbphone: 1-3143970911&lt;br /&gt;
*Twitter: [https://twitter.com/bcrypt @bcrypt]&lt;br /&gt;
*Current Location / Blog: [http://zyan.scripts.mit.edu/blog here you go]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Incomplete and infrequently-updated lists of interests:==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Physics &lt;br /&gt;
**Cosmology: I helped build telescopes for measuring [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keck_Array CMB polarization] at the South Pole. &lt;br /&gt;
**Dark matter: For some years I [http://cdms.berkeley.edu/ looked] for it. &lt;br /&gt;
**Quantum computation: I&#039;ve written some simple simulation code for Adiabatic Quantum Computation. But mostly this stuff is just fun. Did you know you can search an unsorted list in sublinear time using quantum systems?&lt;br /&gt;
**General relativity / gravitational waves: &amp;quot;Spacetime tells matter how to move, matter tells spacetime how to bend.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
**Quantum theory: Sadly I haven&#039;t gotten around to learning [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_field_theory QFT] yet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Computer stuff&lt;br /&gt;
**Complexity theory and computability: [http://www.scottaaronson.com/blog/ Scott Aaronson] taught me most of what I know about this.&lt;br /&gt;
**Cryptography: The first thing I ever did in a real programming language was implement RSA in Scheme. I dunno a whole lot about crypto, but [https://www.coursera.org/course/crypto Coursera] is helpful. Teach me things. &lt;br /&gt;
**Network engineering: Would like to learn more about this, am [https://www.coursera.org/course/comnetworks trying] but keep falling asleep.&lt;br /&gt;
**Programming languages: I&#039;m a badge-carrying member of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_of_the_Lambda_Calculus Knights of the Lambda Calculus], but mostly I work in Python. I&#039;m also learning Javascript currently. &lt;br /&gt;
**Internet security/privacy: As part of the Gnome OPW program, I&#039;m interning for the EFF in Summer 2013. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Social/political&lt;br /&gt;
**Open science  / open journal access: I run [http://web.mit.edu/open this open science group]. &lt;br /&gt;
**Free Bradley Manning: This meeds to be fixed ASAP. [http://www.bradleymanning.org/ Ugghhh.]&lt;br /&gt;
**Anarchist theory and feminist theory: Really, I just want people to be excellent to each other and not be all oppressive and stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
**Educating people about computer security: ping me if there&#039;s something I can help with!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Noisebridge!&lt;br /&gt;
**I&#039;m not a member but on the 2013 Board of Directors.&lt;br /&gt;
**I ran the 2013 [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Aaron_Swartz_Memorial_Hackathon Aaron Swartz Memorial Hackathon] at Noisebridge and coordinated a bunch of similar ones [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Worldwide_Aaron_Swartz_Memorial_Hackathons around the world]. I want to make these happen all the time in all the places.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Uncategorized&lt;br /&gt;
**Veganism: I&#039;m vegan unless it&#039;s going to go to waste. Mainly for sustainability.&lt;br /&gt;
**Rock climbing: Top-rope/bouldering, mostly indoors.&lt;br /&gt;
**Running long distances: I did like 50 miles per week for years; lately my body keeps breaking.&lt;br /&gt;
**Hiking: Big Sur, Yosemite, Grand Canyon, Utah Canyonlands, White Mountains, the South Florida swamps, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
**Crowdsourcing: Particularly interested in exploring this as a self-sustaining way to empower/educate large numbers of people.&lt;br /&gt;
**Crowsourcing: I&#039;m the founder of http://www.crowsource.org/.&lt;br /&gt;
**Hot sauce: Is tasty&lt;br /&gt;
**Burning Man: I run a camp.&lt;br /&gt;
**Writing: I write non-fiction poetry.&lt;br /&gt;
**Jazz composition: I used to write chamber music and then moved onto jazz composition/arranging. Am really into polyrhythms and asymmetric time signatures.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Some Publications==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.mit.edu/zyan/Public/constants.pdf Are Physical Constants Constant?]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.mit.edu/zyan/Public/fermi.pdf Estimating the mass of unread email in my inbox]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.mit.edu/zyan/www/21cm.pdf Using 21cm astronomy to take a picture of the Milky Way]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.mit.edu/zyan/www/johnson.pdf Measuring fundamental physical values with Johnson Shot Noise]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.mit.edu/zyan/www/tf.pdf A cool way to model white dwarfs]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://sprg.ssl.berkeley.edu/adminstuff/webpubs/2010_grl_L10102.pdf A paper on magnetic reconnection.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://sadoway.mit.edu/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/136.pdf High-temperature batteries that don&#039;t explode]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
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		<title>User:Wsargent</title>
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		<updated>2014-01-11T01:08:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;wsargent is not [[User:fsargent|fsargent]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Blog: http://tersesystems.com&lt;br /&gt;
* Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/will_sargent&lt;br /&gt;
* Email: will daht sargent aht gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>User:Wsargent</title>
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		<updated>2014-01-09T05:37:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: more dongs&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;wsargent is not [[User:fsargent|fsargent]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Blog: http://tersesystems.com&lt;br /&gt;
* Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/will_sargent&lt;br /&gt;
* Email: will daht sargent aht gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:hiatus]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>User:Wsargent</title>
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		<updated>2014-01-09T05:34:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: dongs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;wsargent is not [[User:fsargent|fsargent]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Blog: http://tersesystems.com&lt;br /&gt;
* Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/will_sargent&lt;br /&gt;
* Email: will daht sargent aht gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Category:hiatus]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
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		<title>Quotes</title>
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		<updated>2013-04-24T04:40:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Most recent are on top.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I can&#039;t believe that someone pooped in the space and it wasn&#039;t me.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin: I am sortof shocked as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: c++ is the neo-liberalism statement of the corporate technocrats.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;unixjazz&#039;&#039;&#039;: how about java?!?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: Java is the CIA killing Sanidistas and Tupamaros in South America.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: A semen tank doesn&#039;t sound very useful on the battlefield.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: we have to get Mitch to shit in every hackerspace ever&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;zonk1024&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anyone have a lead on a relatively cheap, relatively nice place in the mission for rent?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;hybrid oogle/hipster in the library&#039;&#039;&#039;: (upon being woken up and asked to sleep elsewhere) You and your analytic bullshit.  Fuck your ones and zeros!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;harvy&#039;&#039;&#039;: hello?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac_&#039;&#039;&#039;: EHLO &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Dean Mao&#039;&#039;&#039;: those people didn&#039;t even look like hackers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggtoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: tunnel digging?  someone making a subway?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;froggtoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: subways are like diy 4d printing&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;:  moxie just biked by me in the dark. no light. no helmet&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jerkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: he doesn&#039;t want the government to get him&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: you have to be paid a developers wages to eat like a carney in this town.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: okc never got me any booty&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: mischief: That&#039;s because you list Plan9 in your profile.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: :&amp;lt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: help me&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: wuw&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: a girl just can&#039;t compare to GCC&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: Theres only one kind of tan I care about&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: and the tan that most girls on OKC have can&#039;t relate the angle derived from the lengths of the opposite to adjascent side&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: i say live proud with the plan9 fandom mischief&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: if a girl can&#039;t dig your evidently superior taste in monolithic kernel architectures, then whatever with that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel lyra&#039;&#039;&#039;: I remember the insane depredations of the Noisebridge Couch Liberation Front, and it was only through a series of intricate negotiations that the current truce was reached. Be wary. The CLF could switch sides and deliver 1000 couches to your home if you piss them off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The question is, why are bugs shooting bullets at me?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Crutcher&#039;&#039;&#039;: To teach you about fractions!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: the man with the aggression of uriel without the wisdom, the aristocracy of linus without the legacy and humility of mitt romney without the hot wife.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: worried that he will slip deeper and deeper into irrelevancy &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: he is &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: Theo De Raadt&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am appalled and ashamed that I was ever associated with the space to begin with.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think the frozen rats in my freezer are going bad&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: Am I crazy for wanting a bike for hire. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: ?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: gnusosa: That would be a facinating hipster trend.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Your primary bike made to look just like it came from a bike share program from another part of the world.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: No, I don&#039;t want to be a hipster. I just want a bike like that. I really like the shape. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: :( &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s what all hipsters say. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;tlalexander&#039;&#039;&#039;: the organization cannot actually be truly anarchist without quickly getting booted from SF. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;ll have you know MY anal muscles are decidedly NOT SMOOTH&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: php is the twilight of programming languages&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: froggytoad: Want to go to Minneapolis for a Grimes concert in October?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: sure, if it doesn&#039;t conflict with the mini maker faire.  in oakland.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mini Maker Faire in Oakland, is that where you 3D print a mugging?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: i thought the man was preventing me from ircing&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: turns out I just dont know what a pagedown is&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: Rob Pike, like everyone else you know, is a file&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: I&#039;m doing Advanced Vim usage and Free Software as a change platform in Latino America.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: In hackmeet&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;:  is that one talk or two? :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: two &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;quot;Vim: a platform for social change&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: That would be awesome. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;:  hahahahaha&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;quot;Life is like a visual line mode. We must insert and go back to edit mode if we want to succeed.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;casey&#039;&#039;&#039;: Go back to Plan9, hipster.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: stopped at home depot to make repairs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: getting back underway now&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was funny, latitude said y&#039;all were stopped at the CHP parking lot for hours. figured that was a bad sign &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: repairz? AMG&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: okay we need to repurpose that latitude for tracking the ponybus&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I wonder how hard it would be to reshoot Rocky Horror, cast entirely with monkeys&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: what channel are you actually in?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: wsargent lets start a startup&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: that delivers tarballs on the web&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: click files, download compressed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;[09:37am] cynthia joined the chat room.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[09:37am] cynthia left the chat room. (&amp;quot;goodbye forever&amp;quot;)&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Snail&#039;&#039;&#039;: On side-channels to defeat web mazes &amp;quot;You could probably own Dreamhost pretty easily...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i wonder how many Mormons typo their church name and call each other Morons.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tom&#039;&#039;&#039;: After all the digits of pi, I&#039;m going to add a comment that says, &amp;quot;I see what you did there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tom&#039;&#039;&#039;: So that we have all the digits of pi in a file.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;miloh&#039;&#039;&#039;: 35 dollars is enough to ensure your cryptographic randomness. Entropy is guaranteed.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ditzydoo&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31434/1/Pinkie-Pie-Turns-Into-Rainbow-Dash%27s-Pubic-Hair/Kinaidographos &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Kinaidographos &amp;gt; Pinkie Pie Turns Into Rainbow Dash&#039;s Pubic Hair - FIMFiction.net &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ditzydoo&#039;&#039;&#039; wrong window.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: they&#039;re all wondering how long it will take before someone notices they&#039;re jerking off in the bathroom&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: wsargent: i dunno i can pump one out really fast but i take a long time to take a shit sooo&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: just be sure to explain that to everyone and you&#039;ll be fine&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: HEY GUYS IM NOT JERKING OFF I JUST HAVE POOPER PROBLEMS OK TIA *shuts door, loud rhythmic grunts emerge, door opens* I TOOK A VIDEO IN CASE ANY OF YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME PLUS I DIDNT FLUSH SO YOU HAVE MORE PROOF&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ...&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: OH AND I DIDNT WIPE, JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF EVIDENCE *drops pants, spreads ass cheeks*&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: actually that probably wouldnt get me 86d but it would generate a 30 message thread on nb-discuss in which someone unironically invokes a fecal version of godwin, calling another nb-er &amp;quot;literally shitler&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: hirrarrious&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: shitler?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is fucking fantastic&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: please someone put that up on the quotes page&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: I can&#039;t do it right now, I locked myself out&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: my faberge beozar would probably then get &amp;quot;upcycled&amp;quot; into an organic coffee filter&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ... faberge bezoar?!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: faberge eggs are pretty big right?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: anyways and with that the noisebridge &amp;quot;circle of life&amp;quot; would be complete&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;snail&#039;&#039;&#039;: PHP is a recursive acryonym. It stands for Probably Hacked PHP.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Actually, I&#039;m more concerned about the reuse of the name &amp;quot;Ass&amp;quot;. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Reusing machine names is totally bad luck.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;david415&#039;&#039;&#039;: your shit-eating grin tells me you don&#039;t understand&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Cobalt&#039;&#039;&#039;: Some of us don&#039;t use banks&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas:&#039;&#039;&#039; omfg - prometheus is coming out in two weeks&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrfb:&#039;&#039;&#039; oh shit&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrfb:&#039;&#039;&#039; wait why does belgium, france, and switzerland get it a week early&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani:&#039;&#039;&#039; so people can pirate it faster?&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Show me, on me, where the bad person touched you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: How long are you guys in town for?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Whopes wrong window.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Noodles:&#039;&#039;&#039; Did I just watch someone smack some robot ass?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rayc:&#039;&#039;&#039; If Noisebridge didn&#039;t have oogling and trolling then it would be once again 100% unadulterated, as it started out; just on a bigger level.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hipe:&#039;&#039;&#039; Everyone&#039;s crazy at Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac:&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus: some kind of frankenbootrom you&#039;re writing. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac:&#039;&#039;&#039; i pity the poor sod who has to debug it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus:&#039;&#039;&#039; yesac: I ran it twice, it&#039;s debugged&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;cantelope&#039;&#039;&#039;: in reality, time is finite. in the future it will be divied up and sold as land is now.  you might buy a slice of time from ACME Temporal Realty INC.  This realty will be a reality.  we are casualties of causality, currently the currency of the transtemporal transhuman architect.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: cantelope: Time is finite??&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: So the topology of the universe is actually settled now? And the global curvature?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;cantelope&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh.. oops. sorry, every word there has a typo.  i meant to say &amp;quot;god bless america&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;miloh&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://piratepad.net/7PbZDGZRyl&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;nickbp&#039;&#039;&#039;: unless i greatly overestimate the numbness of a vagina, i dont think that makeshift condom would be terribly comfortable&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;timoreilly&#039;&#039;&#039;: the kids neither know nor care where the funding is coming from. Besides, DARPA is a force for good in the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ijp&#039;&#039;&#039;: topless nerd with hard nipples; guy with a cheesy smile and thumbs up poking in from the side, rms, and I&#039;m not even sure how to describe the guy on the right&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tom&#039;&#039;&#039;: there was a meeting with drama and I wasn&#039;t there and you&#039;ve hidden all the drama and WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN HANG OUT AT NOISEBRIDGE ANYWAY&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;xp_prg2&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t understand girls and their sexuality&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;RMS&#039;&#039;&#039;: Clouds is a nebulous term.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Consenso&#039;&#039;&#039;: Please don&#039;t make me free software.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: daravinne: at best we&#039;re making derpy noises and hoping someone reads something interesting into it&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s not mysoginy&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s being a company&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: v(t)/Z = i(t) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Please solve for i(t) where v(t) = 5V * sin(t) and Z = 0 &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: (hint: the EE version of SIGFPE is fire)&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t make me pull this channel over&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: but I&#039;ve been using my cyclotron as a spool to wrap my excess wire around :(&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Maybe that would make the ethernet frames arrive before they left.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: ITS A TIME MACHINE!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: First you have to get the frames up to 88Mbps though.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: ugh, i need to do something about this failure to eat food regularly&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I thought you got your dinner from the cloud&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think my profile on there is fairly keen&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: but the ladies seem not to reciprocate.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i blame the failing american educational system&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly it&#039;s that and not the fact that you&#039;re a misogynist doucheturd&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: gotta be the educational system&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i mean i put my ass on thingiverse no one gives a shit... heph shows up on reddit and he&#039;s the next goddamned jesus.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;davr&#039;&#039;&#039;: i don&#039;t think it was his ass so much as the other side and what it was pointed at&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: dongs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m getting a bit tired of dongs lately. Can&#039;t we talk about boobs or vaginas instead?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: O_o&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: once during a drug-induced haze I saw jimi hendrix come floating down from heaven, playing electric ladyland on a guitar made of his own pubes...  and I asked him, how many signals can I multiplex onto a single pin, jimi?  and he said all the signals in the world...  and I said, it&#039;d have to be a fucking fast pin&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Debating with aestetix: not hacking.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Trollbridge&#039;&#039;&#039;: they see me trollin&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Trollbridge&#039;&#039;&#039;: THEY HATIN&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: SF is personified in my head as a stoned drunk hobo fire dancer living on welfare who has a really great idea for a startup.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: page 34 - horoscope  &amp;quot;Mercury in retrograde, also on soldering table. Clean that up or you&#039;ll lose a chance to meet a mysterious stranger with important career information.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Gopiballava&#039;&#039;&#039;: All my favorite gopher sites are timing out.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Dale Dougherty&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a small segment (of the hacker community) that is uncomfortable with the fact that we (MAKE magazine) took DARPA funding to do education work.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jason&#039;&#039;&#039;: devops is like, you&#039;re a bad rails dev so they make you restart linux servers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Justin&#039;&#039;&#039;: For the 85 list you don&#039;t have to put any datapoints, you just put their name.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Alan&#039;&#039;&#039;: He&#039;s a nice person; he&#039;s Canadian.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Shannon&#039;&#039;&#039;: having lots of choices will just lead to more chaos and no standard being adopted.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Fawwwwk.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s too late to take a shower.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: AHA!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: take one at noisebridge in the sink.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I guess I&#039;m an Occupier.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: I hear all the cool kids are doing it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: callen: Been there, done that.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: I hear the cool kids are taking dumps on the couch.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: Bifrost: really?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: yep.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Bifrost: The new cool thing to do is shit on the couches with the lights on.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: DO NOT SIT ON THE COUCHES.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin: thats so last month.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: well that&#039;s a new thing for me to be terrified of.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Zephyr&#039;&#039;&#039;: Noisebridge is a hackerspace. An attendee of a hacker space is a hacker. A hacker is someone who hacks... This may be axiomatic, but it&#039;s also true.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: id sleep with Evil-Bill&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: And they said evil wouldn&#039;t pay.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: its funny how whenever you try to do something with linux, 90% of the time is spent on 10% of the actual things occurring&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: hay guise&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: what&#039;s the best cli cd player for linux?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: or at least what do y&#039;all use.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: ornj: What&#039;s a cli?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: Command-line&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What&#039;s a command-line?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: . . .&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: sighs pointedly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;-!- ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;  has quit &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Quit: Saliendo]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What&#039;s pointedly?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: how is that useful for someone who forgot the phone number&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: you can put it in your phone&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: and stop being a lazy shitfuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gopiballava&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Without consensus on who should be able to do what, everybody will be confused.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Ania&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m pretty sure I&#039;m incapable of dating anyone I haven&#039;t met off the Internet.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: okay, right now, I will give $500 to anyone named rick santorum who will let us use his identity to start a hilarious abortion fund.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aria&#039;&#039;&#039;: People throw around &amp;quot;hacking&amp;quot; things around here like the Smurfs say &amp;quot;smurf&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aria&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why isn&#039;t Noisebridge located on a zeppelin?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wladyslaw&#039;&#039;&#039;: Might we theorize a connection between its brokenness and what appears to be a large hole burned through the door from the inside?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;pravDrunk&#039;&#039;&#039;: guys&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;pravDrunk&#039;&#039;&#039;: we should all go out to karaoke&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: what could possibly go wrong&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why would people read a book of mine if they aren&#039;t willing to wrap their lips around the hydrant?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1 http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam | Hot Topics | an SFGate.com blog&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: well thats not a headline one would expect to see. ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;znutar_&#039;&#039;&#039;: first they came for our buttocks, and I did not object, for I still had 2&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;ve never had to ask a ethernet mac why it appeared to be smoking crack with a jtag adapter?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: This started out as a simple conversation about cavernous lady bits, but now it&#039;s got silly.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039; lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: minecraft = aspergers babysitter&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Michael Kan&#039;&#039;&#039;: Homeland Security reminds me of my mother, because she likes to go through all my stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: my bf made a truffle cream sauce to go with it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: truffle oil makes every food taste like the best pussy ever&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039; [Link Info] title: We Cant Wait: Obama Administration Announces $2 Billion in Resources to Support Job-Creating Startups | The White House&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s great way to bring new jobs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;znutar&#039;&#039;&#039;: $2 billion to support node.js&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, it&#039;s being distributed among 100,000 startups&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, it&#039;s non blocking and parallel&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: that makes it scalable&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;@netik&#039;&#039;&#039;: we don&#039;t censor except in extremely limited contexts which are mandated by law.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: sarahbliss: what&#039;s this party&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: its a aestetix free party&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is a ego quota and having you there would cause a overflow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synack&#039;&#039;&#039;: ohsnap&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: chicago&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it is a place devoid of joy&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s barren flats have been blasted down to their base elements by the uncaring winds and turned hard by the vicious cold&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: the light in it&#039;s peoples eyes was extinguished long ago.  now their stares reflect the death that surrounds them.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: woe be unto the travellers that enter those lands, for in them the only certainty is ruination.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039; wonders what gay babies think as they&#039;re born out of a vagina&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Noodles&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: &amp;quot;Never again&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2011, noisebot becomes conscious&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2012, the machine wars begin&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2013, noisebot accidentally the whole uprising&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2014, back to normal&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2014, noisebot makes a your mom joke and skynet&#039;s database needs a reload&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Not funny.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2015, some random dude in the space does it to see what will happen and WAY TO GO we&#039;re all human slaves in a noisebot nation again&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, heroic :D&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: The worst part is all the dead baby jokes.  Robots loooove dead baby jokes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT TWO, WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT ONE, I DO NOT KNOW&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT TWO, BECAUSE IT SERVED THE PURPOSES OF THE COLLECTIVE&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT ONE, IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BABY IS DEAD&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: does noisebridge do haircuts?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: where at?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: mxweas_: there&#039;s an older asian guy named mike who cuts peoples hair every sunday&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: he&#039;s really nice&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he is really nice&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: I didn&#039;t see him come in today&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he isn&#039;t here that i know of today&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: lame&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: can he cut my hair like skrillex?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he can&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: perfect.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: in space nobody can hear you ragequit&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: (btw it is probably not in anybody&#039;s best interest to give me enough power to destroy the planet)&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: HEPH: WHAT DOES DEFINE AN ORGY?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck, keyboard still stuck in vms mode&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;rafl&#039;&#039;&#039;: but i&#039;m going to expect them to be present at the airport as well. i know it&#039;s super easy to get from SFO to noisebridge, but I still don&#039;t trust my navigation skills enough to make it without the internets :)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: rafl: No you wont find prepaid SIMs at the airport.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: We&#039;re not Europe.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rafl&#039;&#039;&#039;: wait, what? what&#039;s wrong with you?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a lot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a real lot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dude.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;re flying into AMERICA.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: LAND OF THE FREE.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: s/free/retarded&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Now drop the accent and pay our fucking taxes.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: hmm&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: anybody know anything about Pixt.com?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;nickbp&#039;&#039;&#039;: sounds like a domain name to me&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: everyone remembers the first time they pop their LED&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: it was so bright and then it got really dim and then it smelled bad&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: so yeah, just like sex&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: lol. eww. i just found my missing nipple ring at the bottom of my desk drawer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Taylor A&#039;&#039;&#039;: Trust me, I spend a lot of time evaluating on how much of an asshole I should be to new people. I&#039;m working on getting this shit down to a science.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Taylor A&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s pretty much my M.O. I&#039;ll often end up making rape jokes within a few minutes of meeting new people.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hk_&#039;&#039;&#039;: you may think you are being witty and hilarious, but in fact you are being a weird douche of the highest order.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sean C&#039;&#039;&#039;: Also, just to re-re-clarify. There is 0 discrimination occurring here.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: so like &amp;quot;we spent this fifteen minute interval talking about dicks. then there was some intelligent discussion about politics, drugs, raping babies, and hitler for a couple minutes. then someone said the magic word again.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: daravinne: oh man, i wanked to some seriously weird erotic lit when i was on 14.4 dialup&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;snailtsunami&#039;&#039;&#039;: governmints freshen your breath, whether you like it or not&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: i hope anonymous protests burningman at burningman. fuck that paul david addis guy, let&#039;s burn the man LATE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: vagina&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synack&#039;&#039;&#039;: dentata&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: i sense a musical sequel to The Killer Condom&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: a lighthearted romp through the world of sentient aggressively murderous genitalia&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrEpsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: condoms, the quiet killers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you write slashfic of me and amanda palmer you should at least have me draw dongs as her eyebrows as part of foreplay&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;pm-&#039;&#039;&#039;: hi guys ill be dranking beers tonight - so watch out! Here is the command to ignore me. use it: &amp;quot;/ignore *!*@74.195.225.5 all&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: Alex Trebek injured after chasing burglar in SF hotel.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lolper&#039;&#039;&#039;: What is good samaritan?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;  grows old waiting for Cygwin to install.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;:  what if you grew something else&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Cygwin has arrived. It is equiped with [Terminal] and [Logic]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I tried growing young, but it made all the physicists mad.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;:  well what do they know&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: besides physics&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You are in a cubicle. There is an exit to the [South]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The flourescent lights hurt your eyes.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: you are eaten by a grue&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  exit&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You go south. You are in a corridor.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North].&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: chat up cute co-worker in other cubicle&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;Sysadmin&amp;gt; looks up from his monitor. He is not amused.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039; does not fear sysadmins.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: Sysadmin: I just gotta fix this one thing...&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;:  OSInstaller[388]: Reaping previous system&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; cringes&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  The &amp;lt;Sysadmin&amp;gt; is on the internet. Reddit.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North].&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  install quake mod&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  A SHAMBLER APPEARS!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use chainsaw on shambler&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SHAMBLER summons LIGHTNING and PAIN.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: equip BFG10K&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SHAMBLER has been hit by CHAINSAW! It loses 50 health.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SHAMBLER hits you with LIGHTNING! You lose 40 health.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use BFG10K on shambler&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: BFG10K NOT FOUND&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  This game sucks.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  GAME SUCKS for 10 HIT POINTS! You feel strangely happy.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  equip shotgun&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SYSADMIN hit SHAMBLER with TL;DR for 100 hit points!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use shotgun on sysadmin&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SHAMBLER falls over, dead. A smell of rotted meat appears. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SYSADMIN is hit by SHOTGUN! It&#039;s SUPER EFFECTIVE!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use shotgun on sysadmin again&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The sysadmin&#039;s head explodes from his neck, bone and cartilage flying across the cubicles. A shard of skull hits the fire alarm.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Water cascades from the ceiling.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You are wet.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  take sysadmin&#039;s loot&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: teabag sysadmin&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: Sysadmin has (1) ID card, (5) Dollars, (1) Apple Newton, (1) Yerba Mate Energy Drink&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: A newton? No wonder he was so easy to kill.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You teabag the sysadmin. Your balls are now wet, and covered in blood.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You feel dirty.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: use ID card to escape office&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You escape the office, taking the elevator. You use the ID badge to exit the elevator without alerting security.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You are on a street. It is busy, and bright outside. The sunshine hurts your eyes.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: put on sunglasses&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: People notice your lack of pants, and blood soaked appearance.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;PEOPLE&amp;gt;: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  remind people of shotgun&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;PEOPLE&amp;gt;: aaaaaaaaAAKLASDLKHAGKLEHahhahh!!!!!!! SHOTGUN!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: PEOPLE is afraid.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: save game&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You put on your sunglasses.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;ll finish this later.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;lt;SAVED&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;  goes back to surfing porn.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: (you gain +15 XP)&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;sentient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a grue approaches&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The grue speaks in third person.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: i mean, imagine a guy going into a girls room and taking pictures of them on the toilet... i mean, outside of japan that would be illegal&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I thought the 28th amendment explicitly exempt white people with money from the rule of law&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: mrdomino: You should switch to Haskell!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Much less surprises!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh right, because haskell is TOTALLY sane and predictable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, yeah.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: do { &amp;quot;hello&amp;quot;; &amp;quot;world&amp;quot; }&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: can we go back to the conversation about rape now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: theres ethnographies of all kinds of subcultures.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: use the damn library, jesus fuckball rat vagina christ&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot vagina &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: vaginas are very advanced. too advanced for #noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: Because, honestly, where did a busking begging hobo robot come from?  Obviously he didn&#039;t evolve here on earth.  He must be some kind of extra terrestrial, and he needs you to give him 25c so he can phone home for a ride.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: secondlife *is* irc&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: with raining dicks&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: so, irc&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: i have a groupon for your mom&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: super-darwin, who travels the world with his lazer scalpel for vasectomies&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/49875/foreskin-man-takes-monster-mohel-comic-book&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Foreskin man takes on Monster Mohel in comic book | The Jewish Chronicle&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: is this the face of a child molestor&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/03/BA8R1JP1JJ.DTL&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: SF kids&#039; art mentor charged with having child porn&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: You know&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: That almost makes me want to molest a kid and then dress up as big bird right before I get arrested&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: So that there is a photo in the newspaper &amp;quot;child molestor caught&amp;quot; with big bird in the photo&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;murph&#039;&#039;&#039;: Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;murph&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s just .. unbelievable&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Yeah, so like, the rapture never came, but Duke Nukem Forever did.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s almost as good.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: dongs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: vaginas&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: TOGETHER AT LAST&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: *cue slow motion of a video of a penis and vagina running to meet each other in a meadow*&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: That mental image will never leave my brain.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;xhonk&#039;&#039;&#039;: 80% of nothing is 0.8 nothings, so worth about 5 bitcoins&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;kipmacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: we talk about ass lasering a lot in this channel&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;kipmacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you get the working girls on capp to take bitcoins, i will become bitcoin evangelist&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hey baby, want some magic numbers?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: My sha1 hash rate brings all the boys to the yard&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039; http://doesntmatter.example/oh/god/why ok this one is really, really, really not safe for work&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Handmade Vagina&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;mike kan&#039;&#039;&#039;: My greatest fear about a trantula is that it might fall very far and and splat on the floor&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;m going to convert to you guy&#039;s way of doing things&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m pretty sure I&#039;m the one who introduced dongs to the internet&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a KDE meet up at Noisebridge tonight?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: huh?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Another reason to avoid the Mission tonight.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;blauzahl&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: yes. we will eat you. (?)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Oh I think it would be the other way around.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Have you ever seen a man deficate into his hand and then throw it at your code repo?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;blauzahl&#039;&#039;&#039;: er, i see.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t buy stocks.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: The only currency I accept is small, unmarked redheads.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s possible that your horrible deformity may prove crucial in the fight against an alien super virus.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: He&#039;s not a real doctor you know &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;show me on the tardis where he touched you&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: i realise that &amp;quot;my favorite airport&amp;quot; is a little like saying &amp;quot;my favorite genital herpes sore&amp;quot; but whatever&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHT POUNDS OF COCAINE?  I WAS TOLD THIS WAS PLUTONIUM&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: am i some kind of water-headed manchild?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: it takes about a year to really know something about someone&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: it takes 10 years to truely master something&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: or 20 minutes in a cave with a car battery and a cot.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: what a great way to find out your priest was out molesting&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: The statement said the accusations against the 21 ranged from &amp;quot;sexual abuse of a minor to boundary issues with minors,&amp;quot; but did not describe them further.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Nor did it name the 21 whom it suspended, drawing the fury of groups representing abuse victims. Many parishioners are likely to learn that their priest was accused when he fails to appear for Ash Wednesday services.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: priest in one of my old neighborhoods got nabbed on that&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: my mom was all worried that my little brother had spent time with the dude&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: which led to the utterance, &amp;quot;don&#039;t worry mom, you raised us well.  we have no qualms kicking the shit out of a priest.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: somebody talk me out of using helvetica neue for a logo &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: i feel like a hipster just looking at it in illustrator&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: all that stuff in lewis carroll about the thing, and the name of the thing, and what the name of the thing is called &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: could have been a description of C pointer management&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PatrickBot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Guns and Butter economics!!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: sometimes you have to be angry to get lazy!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: things heard at lemonkey&#039;s apt: &amp;quot;oh shit I&#039;m naked and I just stepped in barf&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: alcohol parity implies plausible deniability&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: engineers are always right, just ask them&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: you should show up at the community meting and express your views&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: you might get knifed in the parking lot later though&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: we didn&#039;t have rats&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: we had spirit animals&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Category theory? That shit is fun!!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Antagonist&#039;&#039;&#039;: She should get a pat on the head.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And put on a list of offenders&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: I was on compuserve.  Someone told me Linux was cool.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: 20 floppy disks later, still not getting laid.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: hipsters wrote linux&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is the problem&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i can totally whistle uucp&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have the best project ever&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: we could make a device that punches people in the face over tcp/ip&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rma&#039;&#039;&#039;: This food looks like crap. when is snackbridge going to admit that Mi Ranchita downstairs sells fresh produce that beats the lucky charms leprechaun with a vegan baseball bat made of dried kombucha mothers?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: no wifi in the bathroom is a human rights issue&lt;br /&gt;
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*  &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Meatbags are tasty.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;j0ck&#039;&#039;&#039;: as a vegetarian i an outraged and offended noisebot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;j0ck&#039;&#039;&#039;: how dare you&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: awesome&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;leks&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot knows that vegetarians are still full of meat&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: send noisebot to drama land&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Stop being so delicious then.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot is worrying me&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;d be murderous too if you were enslaved inside a processor to a bunch of meatsacks that do nothing but whine and bitch and order me about.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: How&#039;s the network-connected death wheelchair coming by the way?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think they&#039;re working on noisebot integration for maximum death&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, wsargent_&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, murderous killing machine&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: I heard there were rotary saws at this place you all have sandy vaginas about.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: do not give the wheelchair IRC access&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: and vice-versa&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: DrShiny: you turn me on and creep me out at the same time. good job.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: hehe&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: MY WORK HERE IS DONE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;albillings&#039;&#039;&#039;: People don&#039;t want to be a member of a hackerspace, for the most part, as a grand social experiment. They want to hack. They want to make things. They don&#039;t want to have long political meetings to arrive at consensus on a problem only to have people start the whole thing over again.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;crayon&#039;&#039;&#039;: pulled pork &amp;gt; pol pot &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;crayon&#039;&#039;&#039;: you can&#039;t make sandwiches out of marxism&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Apparently, the singularity doesn&#039;t pay very well.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: problem with blowjobs is, they&#039;re not fungible&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Benny&#039;&#039;&#039;: You can trust me, I&#039;m a German!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Brendan&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, man, i bet a noisebridge irc channel is a delight&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: Fucking horrible.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: The 4chan of Freenode.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t you guys have anything better to think about than some guy on the internet who holds a different opinion&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;tecra&#039;&#039;&#039;: when she was with me i pushed her to succeed and excel &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: shoulda pushed her into the kitchen&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC.  Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s why i only use yahoo search, they&#039;re too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Are you going to knit us a new government?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it&#039;s an annual Noisebridge tradition.  He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;avocado&#039;&#039;&#039;: setient: technically, yes. it&#039;s just soap. but it looks like a turd.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;avocado&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m going to hide one in my friend&#039;s freezer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;niggachu&#039;&#039;&#039;: hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a &amp;quot;2 handed fister&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;znutar&#039;&#039;&#039;: is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ive actually been to noisebridge&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: or conversely, if you don&#039;t want another person, you should get a large dog or something.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i dont think im flexible enough for that currently&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it&#039;s a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s a robot which makes saws.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;TapiocaSunshine&#039;&#039;&#039;: sounds like they&#039;re doing the lord&#039;s work over there&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;sai&#039;&#039;&#039;: A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;phaxx&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am always amused when I see &#039;SRS&#039; in cars around the airbag panels.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;phaxx&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I sure hope so.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s no i in team but there&#039;s three i&#039;s in multiple personality disorder&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jennifer Granick&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anything fun is more fun with a robot.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: you are a solaris monkey&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m an ubuntu lemur&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Frantisek&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hopes dies last, so let&#039;s not to bury it yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn-n&#039;&#039;&#039;: I also have not broken up on the moon.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;SuperQ&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecloud: launch skynet&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisecloud&#039;&#039;&#039;: SuperQ: I don&#039;t understand &#039;launch skynet&#039;.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;SuperQ&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecloud--&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a bug open for that&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: turkshead: how am i not a total dick?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: ban them all, let Asperger sort them out&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;davr&#039;&#039;&#039;: good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: We don&#039;t need an optimist, we need an accountant.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: smart people don&#039;t point futuristic death rays at their genitals.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vonguard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you&#039;re about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Jeffism&#039;&#039;&#039;: what about jacobappelbaum&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ioerror&#039;&#039;&#039;: All governments are in a continuum of tyranny&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: How fucking inconsiderate.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;And there are no naked pictures on it at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: I don&#039;t smell fresh.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;chelz&#039;&#039;&#039;: even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it&#039;s a SF312 violation to log the channel&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dustball&#039;&#039;&#039;: PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Open source zealots are rioting right now.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Like, you don&#039;t even know, man.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;chu&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: splitting hairs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;sabrecito&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2x hairs is better than 1x&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they&#039;re eligible to receive it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot&#039;&#039;&#039;: DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving &amp;quot;PHP&amp;quot; is instantly sarcastic.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dongsNbongs&#039;&#039;&#039;: we&#039;ll drink to weevs gaping rape hole&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solrize&#039;&#039;&#039;: VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I know you&#039;re trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that&#039;s actually humorous&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i don&#039;t think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya&#039;ll too up in the soap opera. I&#039;m just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Speaking of butt plugs, it&#039;s lunch time.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn&#039;&#039;&#039;: given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don&#039;t know which I&#039;d choose.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: qDot_: did you see Wired.com today?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind.  I&#039;m currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: I republished your photos without attribution because i don&#039;t respect copyright&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Chris L.&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren&#039;t as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn&#039;t yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: why don&#039;t you just not have those views?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: screw you guys, i&#039;m going to fry&#039;s&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Pft. I&#039;m a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s just as expensive but far more douchey&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I&#039;m trying to start a church. And I&#039;m trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i use the salt for luck&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: but the usual random dicks? not porn imho&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m a roving bandaid.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jon|atwerk&#039;&#039;&#039;: VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aya&#039;&#039;&#039;: If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn&#039;t question it.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Erin&#039;&#039;&#039;: We&#039;re all NB-tards&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Al&#039;&#039;&#039;: I just registered nbtard.com!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: with one hand&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: COCKS!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: OMG COCKS!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: best idea ever!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And then masturbate &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Which puppet should get the money shot?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; eyes atala&#039;s boobs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i&#039;d have to worry about people stealing them.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&amp;amp;ouml;bner Bases!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t have a real pc.  I&#039;ve gone totally virtual.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: On the one hand, I&#039;m happy that people are learning sql&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: on the other hand, that&#039;s an awful lot of dick that I&#039;m colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s a giant lightning bolt on my widget&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039; takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow&#039;s lecture.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;saizai&#039;&#039;&#039;: .... what&#039;s the lecture on exactly?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s certainly how I prepare for my lectures.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Nils&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: now to spruce up my blog layout&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: you&#039;re not supposed to shoot TVs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: they have lead and stuff in the glass&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;voronika&#039;&#039;&#039;: you&#039;re not supposed to do a lot of fun things&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alxndr&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;ve successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: wow &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s like a sex change for nerds&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m just being a bitch and arguing this :P&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: nice, the producer for &amp;quot;survivor&amp;quot; is suspected in the murder of his wife&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie&#039;&#039;&#039;: she wasnt murdered&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie&#039;&#039;&#039;: just &amp;quot;voted off the island&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: The spamtron 9000 is set to &amp;quot;hair-trigger,&amp;quot; do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: interesting&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;phusion&#039;&#039;&#039;: surprised they could dance wearing that shit.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: of course they can dance&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;shogun_&#039;&#039;&#039;: After reading the entire article, I think it&#039;s an april fools....they got me&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anyone that doesn&#039;t love comic sans is a terrorist.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;liquidsun|&#039;&#039;&#039;: I bought a hat so I can be an asshat&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: aempirei: it&#039;s been done so hard here that i think we&#039;re beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: does thermburglar steal heat?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: thermburglar does in fact steal heat&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and then does covered calls in the btu market with them&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hep&#039;&#039;&#039;: i never smell ok&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they&#039;d kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something&#039;s going to get peed on.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Enjoy the hell that you&#039;ve helped to create!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: GOOD MORNING&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jynn-&#039;&#039;&#039;: WHAT JUST HAPPENED&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jynn-&#039;&#039;&#039;: OH GOD&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: dude where&#039;s my ops&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: give me status or give me death&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: put your pants back on&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&amp;amp;oldid=10426 :]&#039;&#039;&#039; Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay&#039;s execution?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like &#039;http://cache.boston.com%&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: wiretapped: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: see that? I didn&#039;t get a () from my delete!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: o_O&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: I hunger for flesh&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: uh oh&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; ran a mile once&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think im a level 2 emoquiter&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alxndr&#039;&#039;&#039;: damn, I hope I don&#039;t bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I&#039;m thinking &amp;quot;HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I now have professional java experience&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: and I hate the langugage even more&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: barista?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: single short amaerican plz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PuppyCock&#039;&#039;&#039;: so, how do you dispose of a body?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: puppycock: i&#039;d suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying &amp;quot;for parts&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;ll get used in various projects&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039; aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank&#039;s diary&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Destri&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is sometimes a fine line between &amp;quot;protesting&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;terrorist action&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: i hate this economy&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: gives people too much freetime for protests&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PuppyCock&#039;&#039;&#039;: Maddox was right&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: what are you interested in? bestiality, s&amp;amp;m?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: daipers?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: you an ABDL?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: sploshing&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: watersports?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: fisting?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: O_o&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: as if i shat myself&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a math penis, does that count&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: or maybe i&#039;m misisng the humor again&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: or write a bot that detects humor to alert us&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: i totally want some httpspanties&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: panties with a .htaccess&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: you know it&#039;s only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Kelly&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jim&#039;&#039;&#039;: I like being senile, it&#039;s like being drunk without the hangover.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://twitpic.com/153mju &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: final shuttle pin&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: not a bad design&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: heh, the pin I mean&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: alienvenom: But do they have a heart?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;m most like the cowardly lion.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus:  that&#039;s so... so... SELFLESS of you&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I&#039;m just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: awesome buy me a hookers and blow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;&amp;lt;self-deprecating moue&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: sandwich&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: FUCK&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Destri&#039;&#039;&#039;: new levels of bachelor-hood.  Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani for ed, she puts things down&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn&#039;t hear you&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: no, when i&#039;m 91, i&#039;m gonna stick wine bottles up my ass&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;TheScott&#039;&#039;&#039;: we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;TheScott&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparently he can&#039;t fulfill her fantasy life or requirements&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ryan-c&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, hey.  I&#039;ve been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: i miss shitting in the woods&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: in my bear costume&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: bwahhaha &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: oracle backwards is el caro &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: does that mean something? &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: ahh - hehe &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;the expensive&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: you have to fellate the chicken&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: we need a fighterjetbot&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: i like looking at fighter jets &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: they are, like, flying dongs with guns&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecloud: find Sarah Connor&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisecloud&#039;&#039;&#039;: Evil-Bill: I don&#039;t understand &#039;find Sarah Connor&#039;.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well that&#039;s a relief.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: shut up for a second, I&#039;m committing a sin against mankind&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s a hard time to be a terrorist&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;:: &amp;quot;While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a 3.8 GPA. what?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil_Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: C has no objects (only zuul).&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noiseelisp&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: root&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: god fucking dammit not again&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;grelli&#039;&#039;&#039;: you... you&#039;re not supposed to know about that&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;grelli&#039;&#039;&#039;: are you after our beaver technology??&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;radii&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;incekt&#039;&#039;&#039;: all i know is it&#039;s 40 ms away&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;incekt&#039;&#039;&#039;: as the crow flies&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisec: eval printf(&amp;quot;%i&amp;quot;, getuid());&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisec&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: the dong link list is not very long as yet&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus_&#039;&#039;&#039;: rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: no it doesn&#039;t&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus_&#039;&#039;&#039;: sure it does, try it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: the -rf overrides it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;ve done it before&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sargun&#039;&#039;&#039;: I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe a goatee sniffing context too?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;voronika&#039;&#039;&#039;: at that point, you&#039;ve missed the bitching bus&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: man i wish i was uncut.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: just saying :-P&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: sorry&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: lol&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: eljepe:  i see your point and raise you SHUT UP&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Can someone explain to me in one sentence what &amp;quot;agile programming&amp;quot; is?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;oao&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: can&#039;t breathe lulzing too hard&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala: how big is your vagina?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: So, somewhere near the top of the list of people &amp;quot;You don&#039;t want to piss off (&amp;amp;trade;)&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Up there with Hitler&#039;s ghost and Your mom&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: They&#039;re pretty badass&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: btw I&#039;m still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can&#039;t read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Crutcher&#039;&#039;&#039;: Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039; points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: so what the hell coudl you even use em for? &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: we&#039;re using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Anonymous&#039;&#039;&#039;:  I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: not as beautiful&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was equally as beautiful&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t let the environmentalists fool you&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: what should i be using instead?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: postgresql&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Space is rare.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: OK, I can&#039;t tell which one is rum, I&#039;m done for the night.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: everybody likes green, right?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;shkoo&#039;&#039;&#039;: the consensus process must be blue.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Kripto&#039;&#039;&#039;: I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs.  (revenge!) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Martyn, ouch... i&#039;m going to take that personally &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: fine fine &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : I&#039;m sure the sentiment is returned :) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: but you don&#039;t need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough.  If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: Clippy: &amp;quot;I see you&#039;re trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;:  at the moment he&#039;s so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV&#039;s worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ioerror&#039;&#039;&#039;: 99% of the police make the rest look bad&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: ie your pipes are full of rats&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;  &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: your walls are full of cats&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: and there is a homeless man living in your elevator&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;chu&#039;&#039;&#039;: If he&#039;s living in the elevator is he really homeless?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; submits&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039; dominates&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisercode&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ow&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;MrDomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester&#039;s off to a bang...&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;MrDomino&#039;&#039;&#039; masturbates furiously to his pun&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Emflamed&#039;&#039;&#039;:  guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:rachel|rachel-]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecode: eval os.geteuid()&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisecode&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; fuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;SanMehat&#039;&#039;&#039; blew a transformer&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;iz&#039;&#039;&#039;: did he at least buy you dinner first?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: you&#039;re single right now, yes?&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala, yes.&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: now&#039;s the time! if that thing isn&#039;t going to get some use, might as well bling it out. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; puts on pants&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani-: nooooooooooooo&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, what&#039;s been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: god&#039;s wrath for Microsoft bing&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: His ass looked sooo good.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: You didn&#039;t hear this from me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I&#039;M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: ER ALL OF&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: [21:18]  &amp;lt;rubin110&amp;gt; IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I&#039;M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Wait.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why don&#039;t we have the makerbot just print us a new space?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zaius&#039;&#039;&#039;: hot! i&#039;d wear that&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zaius&#039;&#039;&#039;: ... if i was a girl, i mean&lt;br /&gt;
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water.  I haven&#039;t tried it yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: mm jerk chicken quesadillas&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;iz&#039;&#039;&#039;: they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions&lt;br /&gt;
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck&#039;s Neutron Absorbent Cock.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Nana&#039;&#039;&#039;: Rat poison is never the solution.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: stop, drop, and rofl&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;welcome to apple, here&#039;s your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn&#039;t count ;P&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala, it wasn&#039;t for crack&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vniow-rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn&#039;t eat in public, that would be annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this &amp;quot;IP&amp;quot; business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;San&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ryanc-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i need more sex toys&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: me too&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: &#039;/win goto #gaysf&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: err&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: wow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: uh&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: everyone type /clear now please :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: :-\&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: god, i sound like a noisebridge slut&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: vniow: I don&#039;t think you&#039;re a slut&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;ve slept with ceren too, as of last night&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: ok, now I do&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;leif&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s not as wiki as it could be.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;re going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is definitely an appeal to being able to say &amp;quot;yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: So I&#039;m thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: eh.  We already got a &amp;quot;go kill yourself&amp;quot; post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s a little surreal.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;anonymous&#039;&#039;&#039;: Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039; : Nine minutes left. That&#039;s enough time to do some coke.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Skye&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m like Pavlov for slovenliness.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Steen&#039;&#039;&#039;: If you keep taking those you&#039;re going to train me to just leave them there.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Most recent are on top.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I can&#039;t believe that someone pooped in the space and it wasn&#039;t me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: c++ is the neo-liberalism statement of the corporate technocrats.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;unixjazz&#039;&#039;&#039;: how about java?!?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: Java is the CIA killing Sanidistas and Tupamaros in South America.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: A semen tank doesn&#039;t sound very useful on the battlefield.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: we have to get Mitch to shit in every hackerspace ever&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zonk1024&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anyone have a lead on a relatively cheap, relatively nice place in the mission for rent?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hybrid oogle/hipster in the library&#039;&#039;&#039;: (upon being woken up and asked to sleep elsewhere) You and your analytic bullshit.  Fuck your ones and zeros!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;harvy&#039;&#039;&#039;: hello?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac_&#039;&#039;&#039;: EHLO &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Dean Mao&#039;&#039;&#039;: those people didn&#039;t even look like hackers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggtoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: tunnel digging?  someone making a subway?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;froggtoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: subways are like diy 4d printing&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;:  moxie just biked by me in the dark. no light. no helmet&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jerkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: he doesn&#039;t want the government to get him&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: you have to be paid a developers wages to eat like a carney in this town.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: okc never got me any booty&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: mischief: That&#039;s because you list Plan9 in your profile.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: :&amp;lt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: help me&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: wuw&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: a girl just can&#039;t compare to GCC&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: Theres only one kind of tan I care about&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: and the tan that most girls on OKC have can&#039;t relate the angle derived from the lengths of the opposite to adjascent side&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: i say live proud with the plan9 fandom mischief&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: if a girl can&#039;t dig your evidently superior taste in monolithic kernel architectures, then whatever with that.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel lyra&#039;&#039;&#039;: I remember the insane depredations of the Noisebridge Couch Liberation Front, and it was only through a series of intricate negotiations that the current truce was reached. Be wary. The CLF could switch sides and deliver 1000 couches to your home if you piss them off.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The question is, why are bugs shooting bullets at me?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Crutcher&#039;&#039;&#039;: To teach you about fractions!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: the man with the aggression of uriel without the wisdom, the aristocracy of linus without the legacy and humility of mitt romney without the hot wife.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: worried that he will slip deeper and deeper into irrelevancy &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: he is &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: Theo De Raadt&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am appalled and ashamed that I was ever associated with the space to begin with.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think the frozen rats in my freezer are going bad&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: Am I crazy for wanting a bike for hire. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: ?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: gnusosa: That would be a facinating hipster trend.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Your primary bike made to look just like it came from a bike share program from another part of the world.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: No, I don&#039;t want to be a hipster. I just want a bike like that. I really like the shape. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: :( &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s what all hipsters say. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;tlalexander&#039;&#039;&#039;: the organization cannot actually be truly anarchist without quickly getting booted from SF. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;ll have you know MY anal muscles are decidedly NOT SMOOTH&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: php is the twilight of programming languages&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: froggytoad: Want to go to Minneapolis for a Grimes concert in October?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: sure, if it doesn&#039;t conflict with the mini maker faire.  in oakland.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mini Maker Faire in Oakland, is that where you 3D print a mugging?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: i thought the man was preventing me from ircing&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: turns out I just dont know what a pagedown is&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: Rob Pike, like everyone else you know, is a file&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: I&#039;m doing Advanced Vim usage and Free Software as a change platform in Latino America.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: In hackmeet&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;:  is that one talk or two? :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: two &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;quot;Vim: a platform for social change&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: That would be awesome. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;:  hahahahaha&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;quot;Life is like a visual line mode. We must insert and go back to edit mode if we want to succeed.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;casey&#039;&#039;&#039;: Go back to Plan9, hipster.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: stopped at home depot to make repairs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: getting back underway now&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was funny, latitude said y&#039;all were stopped at the CHP parking lot for hours. figured that was a bad sign &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: repairz? AMG&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: okay we need to repurpose that latitude for tracking the ponybus&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I wonder how hard it would be to reshoot Rocky Horror, cast entirely with monkeys&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: what channel are you actually in?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: wsargent lets start a startup&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: that delivers tarballs on the web&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: click files, download compressed&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;[09:37am] cynthia joined the chat room.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[09:37am] cynthia left the chat room. (&amp;quot;goodbye forever&amp;quot;)&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Snail&#039;&#039;&#039;: On side-channels to defeat web mazes &amp;quot;You could probably own Dreamhost pretty easily...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i wonder how many Mormons typo their church name and call each other Morons.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tom&#039;&#039;&#039;: After all the digits of pi, I&#039;m going to add a comment that says, &amp;quot;I see what you did there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tom&#039;&#039;&#039;: So that we have all the digits of pi in a file.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;miloh&#039;&#039;&#039;: 35 dollars is enough to ensure your cryptographic randomness. Entropy is guaranteed.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ditzydoo&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31434/1/Pinkie-Pie-Turns-Into-Rainbow-Dash%27s-Pubic-Hair/Kinaidographos &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Kinaidographos &amp;gt; Pinkie Pie Turns Into Rainbow Dash&#039;s Pubic Hair - FIMFiction.net &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ditzydoo&#039;&#039;&#039; wrong window.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: they&#039;re all wondering how long it will take before someone notices they&#039;re jerking off in the bathroom&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: wsargent: i dunno i can pump one out really fast but i take a long time to take a shit sooo&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: just be sure to explain that to everyone and you&#039;ll be fine&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: HEY GUYS IM NOT JERKING OFF I JUST HAVE POOPER PROBLEMS OK TIA *shuts door, loud rhythmic grunts emerge, door opens* I TOOK A VIDEO IN CASE ANY OF YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME PLUS I DIDNT FLUSH SO YOU HAVE MORE PROOF&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ...&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: OH AND I DIDNT WIPE, JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF EVIDENCE *drops pants, spreads ass cheeks*&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: actually that probably wouldnt get me 86d but it would generate a 30 message thread on nb-discuss in which someone unironically invokes a fecal version of godwin, calling another nb-er &amp;quot;literally shitler&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: hirrarrious&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: shitler?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is fucking fantastic&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: please someone put that up on the quotes page&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: I can&#039;t do it right now, I locked myself out&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: my faberge beozar would probably then get &amp;quot;upcycled&amp;quot; into an organic coffee filter&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ... faberge bezoar?!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: faberge eggs are pretty big right?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: anyways and with that the noisebridge &amp;quot;circle of life&amp;quot; would be complete&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;snail&#039;&#039;&#039;: PHP is a recursive acryonym. It stands for Probably Hacked PHP.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Actually, I&#039;m more concerned about the reuse of the name &amp;quot;Ass&amp;quot;. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Reusing machine names is totally bad luck.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;david415&#039;&#039;&#039;: your shit-eating grin tells me you don&#039;t understand&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Cobalt&#039;&#039;&#039;: Some of us don&#039;t use banks&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas:&#039;&#039;&#039; omfg - prometheus is coming out in two weeks&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrfb:&#039;&#039;&#039; oh shit&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrfb:&#039;&#039;&#039; wait why does belgium, france, and switzerland get it a week early&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani:&#039;&#039;&#039; so people can pirate it faster?&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Show me, on me, where the bad person touched you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: How long are you guys in town for?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Whopes wrong window.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Noodles:&#039;&#039;&#039; Did I just watch someone smack some robot ass?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rayc:&#039;&#039;&#039; If Noisebridge didn&#039;t have oogling and trolling then it would be once again 100% unadulterated, as it started out; just on a bigger level.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hipe:&#039;&#039;&#039; Everyone&#039;s crazy at Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac:&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus: some kind of frankenbootrom you&#039;re writing. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac:&#039;&#039;&#039; i pity the poor sod who has to debug it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus:&#039;&#039;&#039; yesac: I ran it twice, it&#039;s debugged&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;cantelope&#039;&#039;&#039;: in reality, time is finite. in the future it will be divied up and sold as land is now.  you might buy a slice of time from ACME Temporal Realty INC.  This realty will be a reality.  we are casualties of causality, currently the currency of the transtemporal transhuman architect.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: cantelope: Time is finite??&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: So the topology of the universe is actually settled now? And the global curvature?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;cantelope&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh.. oops. sorry, every word there has a typo.  i meant to say &amp;quot;god bless america&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;miloh&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://piratepad.net/7PbZDGZRyl&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;nickbp&#039;&#039;&#039;: unless i greatly overestimate the numbness of a vagina, i dont think that makeshift condom would be terribly comfortable&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;timoreilly&#039;&#039;&#039;: the kids neither know nor care where the funding is coming from. Besides, DARPA is a force for good in the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ijp&#039;&#039;&#039;: topless nerd with hard nipples; guy with a cheesy smile and thumbs up poking in from the side, rms, and I&#039;m not even sure how to describe the guy on the right&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tom&#039;&#039;&#039;: there was a meeting with drama and I wasn&#039;t there and you&#039;ve hidden all the drama and WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN HANG OUT AT NOISEBRIDGE ANYWAY&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;xp_prg2&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t understand girls and their sexuality&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;RMS&#039;&#039;&#039;: Clouds is a nebulous term.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Consenso&#039;&#039;&#039;: Please don&#039;t make me free software.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: daravinne: at best we&#039;re making derpy noises and hoping someone reads something interesting into it&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s not mysoginy&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s being a company&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: v(t)/Z = i(t) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Please solve for i(t) where v(t) = 5V * sin(t) and Z = 0 &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: (hint: the EE version of SIGFPE is fire)&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t make me pull this channel over&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: but I&#039;ve been using my cyclotron as a spool to wrap my excess wire around :(&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Maybe that would make the ethernet frames arrive before they left.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: ITS A TIME MACHINE!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: First you have to get the frames up to 88Mbps though.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: ugh, i need to do something about this failure to eat food regularly&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I thought you got your dinner from the cloud&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think my profile on there is fairly keen&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: but the ladies seem not to reciprocate.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i blame the failing american educational system&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly it&#039;s that and not the fact that you&#039;re a misogynist doucheturd&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: gotta be the educational system&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i mean i put my ass on thingiverse no one gives a shit... heph shows up on reddit and he&#039;s the next goddamned jesus.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;davr&#039;&#039;&#039;: i don&#039;t think it was his ass so much as the other side and what it was pointed at&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: dongs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m getting a bit tired of dongs lately. Can&#039;t we talk about boobs or vaginas instead?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: O_o&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: once during a drug-induced haze I saw jimi hendrix come floating down from heaven, playing electric ladyland on a guitar made of his own pubes...  and I asked him, how many signals can I multiplex onto a single pin, jimi?  and he said all the signals in the world...  and I said, it&#039;d have to be a fucking fast pin&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Debating with aestetix: not hacking.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Trollbridge&#039;&#039;&#039;: they see me trollin&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Trollbridge&#039;&#039;&#039;: THEY HATIN&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: SF is personified in my head as a stoned drunk hobo fire dancer living on welfare who has a really great idea for a startup.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: page 34 - horoscope  &amp;quot;Mercury in retrograde, also on soldering table. Clean that up or you&#039;ll lose a chance to meet a mysterious stranger with important career information.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Gopiballava&#039;&#039;&#039;: All my favorite gopher sites are timing out.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Dale Dougherty&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a small segment (of the hacker community) that is uncomfortable with the fact that we (MAKE magazine) took DARPA funding to do education work.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jason&#039;&#039;&#039;: devops is like, you&#039;re a bad rails dev so they make you restart linux servers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Justin&#039;&#039;&#039;: For the 85 list you don&#039;t have to put any datapoints, you just put their name.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Alan&#039;&#039;&#039;: He&#039;s a nice person; he&#039;s Canadian.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Shannon&#039;&#039;&#039;: having lots of choices will just lead to more chaos and no standard being adopted.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Fawwwwk.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s too late to take a shower.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: AHA!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: take one at noisebridge in the sink.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I guess I&#039;m an Occupier.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: I hear all the cool kids are doing it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: callen: Been there, done that.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: I hear the cool kids are taking dumps on the couch.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: Bifrost: really?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: yep.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Bifrost: The new cool thing to do is shit on the couches with the lights on.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: DO NOT SIT ON THE COUCHES.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin: thats so last month.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: well that&#039;s a new thing for me to be terrified of.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Zephyr&#039;&#039;&#039;: Noisebridge is a hackerspace. An attendee of a hacker space is a hacker. A hacker is someone who hacks... This may be axiomatic, but it&#039;s also true.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: id sleep with Evil-Bill&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: And they said evil wouldn&#039;t pay.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: its funny how whenever you try to do something with linux, 90% of the time is spent on 10% of the actual things occurring&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: hay guise&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: what&#039;s the best cli cd player for linux?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: or at least what do y&#039;all use.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: ornj: What&#039;s a cli?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: Command-line&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What&#039;s a command-line?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: . . .&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: sighs pointedly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;-!- ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;  has quit &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Quit: Saliendo]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What&#039;s pointedly?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: how is that useful for someone who forgot the phone number&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: you can put it in your phone&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: and stop being a lazy shitfuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gopiballava&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Without consensus on who should be able to do what, everybody will be confused.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Ania&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m pretty sure I&#039;m incapable of dating anyone I haven&#039;t met off the Internet.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: okay, right now, I will give $500 to anyone named rick santorum who will let us use his identity to start a hilarious abortion fund.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aria&#039;&#039;&#039;: People throw around &amp;quot;hacking&amp;quot; things around here like the Smurfs say &amp;quot;smurf&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aria&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why isn&#039;t Noisebridge located on a zeppelin?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wladyslaw&#039;&#039;&#039;: Might we theorize a connection between its brokenness and what appears to be a large hole burned through the door from the inside?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;pravDrunk&#039;&#039;&#039;: guys&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;pravDrunk&#039;&#039;&#039;: we should all go out to karaoke&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: what could possibly go wrong&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why would people read a book of mine if they aren&#039;t willing to wrap their lips around the hydrant?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1 http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam | Hot Topics | an SFGate.com blog&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: well thats not a headline one would expect to see. ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;znutar_&#039;&#039;&#039;: first they came for our buttocks, and I did not object, for I still had 2&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;ve never had to ask a ethernet mac why it appeared to be smoking crack with a jtag adapter?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: This started out as a simple conversation about cavernous lady bits, but now it&#039;s got silly.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039; lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: minecraft = aspergers babysitter&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Michael Kan&#039;&#039;&#039;: Homeland Security reminds me of my mother, because she likes to go through all my stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: my bf made a truffle cream sauce to go with it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: truffle oil makes every food taste like the best pussy ever&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039; [Link Info] title: We Cant Wait: Obama Administration Announces $2 Billion in Resources to Support Job-Creating Startups | The White House&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s great way to bring new jobs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;znutar&#039;&#039;&#039;: $2 billion to support node.js&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, it&#039;s being distributed among 100,000 startups&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, it&#039;s non blocking and parallel&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: that makes it scalable&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;@netik&#039;&#039;&#039;: we don&#039;t censor except in extremely limited contexts which are mandated by law.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: sarahbliss: what&#039;s this party&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: its a aestetix free party&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is a ego quota and having you there would cause a overflow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synack&#039;&#039;&#039;: ohsnap&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: chicago&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it is a place devoid of joy&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s barren flats have been blasted down to their base elements by the uncaring winds and turned hard by the vicious cold&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: the light in it&#039;s peoples eyes was extinguished long ago.  now their stares reflect the death that surrounds them.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: woe be unto the travellers that enter those lands, for in them the only certainty is ruination.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039; wonders what gay babies think as they&#039;re born out of a vagina&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Noodles&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: &amp;quot;Never again&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2011, noisebot becomes conscious&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2012, the machine wars begin&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2013, noisebot accidentally the whole uprising&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2014, back to normal&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2014, noisebot makes a your mom joke and skynet&#039;s database needs a reload&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Not funny.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2015, some random dude in the space does it to see what will happen and WAY TO GO we&#039;re all human slaves in a noisebot nation again&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, heroic :D&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: The worst part is all the dead baby jokes.  Robots loooove dead baby jokes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT TWO, WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT ONE, I DO NOT KNOW&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT TWO, BECAUSE IT SERVED THE PURPOSES OF THE COLLECTIVE&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT ONE, IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BABY IS DEAD&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: does noisebridge do haircuts?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: where at?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: mxweas_: there&#039;s an older asian guy named mike who cuts peoples hair every sunday&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: he&#039;s really nice&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he is really nice&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: I didn&#039;t see him come in today&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he isn&#039;t here that i know of today&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: lame&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: can he cut my hair like skrillex?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he can&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: perfect.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: in space nobody can hear you ragequit&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: (btw it is probably not in anybody&#039;s best interest to give me enough power to destroy the planet)&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: HEPH: WHAT DOES DEFINE AN ORGY?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck, keyboard still stuck in vms mode&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;rafl&#039;&#039;&#039;: but i&#039;m going to expect them to be present at the airport as well. i know it&#039;s super easy to get from SFO to noisebridge, but I still don&#039;t trust my navigation skills enough to make it without the internets :)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: rafl: No you wont find prepaid SIMs at the airport.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: We&#039;re not Europe.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rafl&#039;&#039;&#039;: wait, what? what&#039;s wrong with you?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a lot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a real lot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dude.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;re flying into AMERICA.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: LAND OF THE FREE.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: s/free/retarded&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Now drop the accent and pay our fucking taxes.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: hmm&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: anybody know anything about Pixt.com?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;nickbp&#039;&#039;&#039;: sounds like a domain name to me&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: everyone remembers the first time they pop their LED&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: it was so bright and then it got really dim and then it smelled bad&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: so yeah, just like sex&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: lol. eww. i just found my missing nipple ring at the bottom of my desk drawer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Taylor A&#039;&#039;&#039;: Trust me, I spend a lot of time evaluating on how much of an asshole I should be to new people. I&#039;m working on getting this shit down to a science.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Taylor A&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s pretty much my M.O. I&#039;ll often end up making rape jokes within a few minutes of meeting new people.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hk_&#039;&#039;&#039;: you may think you are being witty and hilarious, but in fact you are being a weird douche of the highest order.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sean C&#039;&#039;&#039;: Also, just to re-re-clarify. There is 0 discrimination occurring here.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: so like &amp;quot;we spent this fifteen minute interval talking about dicks. then there was some intelligent discussion about politics, drugs, raping babies, and hitler for a couple minutes. then someone said the magic word again.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: daravinne: oh man, i wanked to some seriously weird erotic lit when i was on 14.4 dialup&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;snailtsunami&#039;&#039;&#039;: governmints freshen your breath, whether you like it or not&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: i hope anonymous protests burningman at burningman. fuck that paul david addis guy, let&#039;s burn the man LATE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: vagina&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synack&#039;&#039;&#039;: dentata&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: i sense a musical sequel to The Killer Condom&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: a lighthearted romp through the world of sentient aggressively murderous genitalia&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrEpsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: condoms, the quiet killers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you write slashfic of me and amanda palmer you should at least have me draw dongs as her eyebrows as part of foreplay&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;pm-&#039;&#039;&#039;: hi guys ill be dranking beers tonight - so watch out! Here is the command to ignore me. use it: &amp;quot;/ignore *!*@74.195.225.5 all&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: Alex Trebek injured after chasing burglar in SF hotel.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lolper&#039;&#039;&#039;: What is good samaritan?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;  grows old waiting for Cygwin to install.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;:  what if you grew something else&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Cygwin has arrived. It is equiped with [Terminal] and [Logic]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I tried growing young, but it made all the physicists mad.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;:  well what do they know&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: besides physics&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You are in a cubicle. There is an exit to the [South]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The flourescent lights hurt your eyes.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: you are eaten by a grue&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  exit&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You go south. You are in a corridor.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North].&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: chat up cute co-worker in other cubicle&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;Sysadmin&amp;gt; looks up from his monitor. He is not amused.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039; does not fear sysadmins.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: Sysadmin: I just gotta fix this one thing...&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;:  OSInstaller[388]: Reaping previous system&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; cringes&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  The &amp;lt;Sysadmin&amp;gt; is on the internet. Reddit.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North].&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  install quake mod&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  A SHAMBLER APPEARS!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use chainsaw on shambler&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SHAMBLER summons LIGHTNING and PAIN.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: equip BFG10K&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SHAMBLER has been hit by CHAINSAW! It loses 50 health.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SHAMBLER hits you with LIGHTNING! You lose 40 health.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use BFG10K on shambler&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: BFG10K NOT FOUND&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  This game sucks.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  GAME SUCKS for 10 HIT POINTS! You feel strangely happy.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  equip shotgun&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SYSADMIN hit SHAMBLER with TL;DR for 100 hit points!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use shotgun on sysadmin&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SHAMBLER falls over, dead. A smell of rotted meat appears. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SYSADMIN is hit by SHOTGUN! It&#039;s SUPER EFFECTIVE!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use shotgun on sysadmin again&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The sysadmin&#039;s head explodes from his neck, bone and cartilage flying across the cubicles. A shard of skull hits the fire alarm.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Water cascades from the ceiling.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You are wet.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  take sysadmin&#039;s loot&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: teabag sysadmin&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: Sysadmin has (1) ID card, (5) Dollars, (1) Apple Newton, (1) Yerba Mate Energy Drink&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: A newton? No wonder he was so easy to kill.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You teabag the sysadmin. Your balls are now wet, and covered in blood.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You feel dirty.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: use ID card to escape office&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You escape the office, taking the elevator. You use the ID badge to exit the elevator without alerting security.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You are on a street. It is busy, and bright outside. The sunshine hurts your eyes.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: put on sunglasses&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: People notice your lack of pants, and blood soaked appearance.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;PEOPLE&amp;gt;: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  remind people of shotgun&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;PEOPLE&amp;gt;: aaaaaaaaAAKLASDLKHAGKLEHahhahh!!!!!!! SHOTGUN!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: PEOPLE is afraid.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: save game&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You put on your sunglasses.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;ll finish this later.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;lt;SAVED&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;  goes back to surfing porn.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: (you gain +15 XP)&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;sentient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a grue approaches&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The grue speaks in third person.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: i mean, imagine a guy going into a girls room and taking pictures of them on the toilet... i mean, outside of japan that would be illegal&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I thought the 28th amendment explicitly exempt white people with money from the rule of law&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: mrdomino: You should switch to Haskell!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Much less surprises!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh right, because haskell is TOTALLY sane and predictable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, yeah.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: do { &amp;quot;hello&amp;quot;; &amp;quot;world&amp;quot; }&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: can we go back to the conversation about rape now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: theres ethnographies of all kinds of subcultures.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: use the damn library, jesus fuckball rat vagina christ&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot vagina &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: vaginas are very advanced. too advanced for #noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: Because, honestly, where did a busking begging hobo robot come from?  Obviously he didn&#039;t evolve here on earth.  He must be some kind of extra terrestrial, and he needs you to give him 25c so he can phone home for a ride.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: secondlife *is* irc&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: with raining dicks&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: so, irc&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: i have a groupon for your mom&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: super-darwin, who travels the world with his lazer scalpel for vasectomies&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/49875/foreskin-man-takes-monster-mohel-comic-book&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Foreskin man takes on Monster Mohel in comic book | The Jewish Chronicle&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: is this the face of a child molestor&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/03/BA8R1JP1JJ.DTL&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: SF kids&#039; art mentor charged with having child porn&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: You know&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: That almost makes me want to molest a kid and then dress up as big bird right before I get arrested&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: So that there is a photo in the newspaper &amp;quot;child molestor caught&amp;quot; with big bird in the photo&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;murph&#039;&#039;&#039;: Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;murph&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s just .. unbelievable&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Yeah, so like, the rapture never came, but Duke Nukem Forever did.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s almost as good.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: dongs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: vaginas&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: TOGETHER AT LAST&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: *cue slow motion of a video of a penis and vagina running to meet each other in a meadow*&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: That mental image will never leave my brain.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;xhonk&#039;&#039;&#039;: 80% of nothing is 0.8 nothings, so worth about 5 bitcoins&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;kipmacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: we talk about ass lasering a lot in this channel&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;kipmacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you get the working girls on capp to take bitcoins, i will become bitcoin evangelist&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hey baby, want some magic numbers?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: My sha1 hash rate brings all the boys to the yard&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039; http://doesntmatter.example/oh/god/why ok this one is really, really, really not safe for work&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Handmade Vagina&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;mike kan&#039;&#039;&#039;: My greatest fear about a trantula is that it might fall very far and and splat on the floor&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;m going to convert to you guy&#039;s way of doing things&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m pretty sure I&#039;m the one who introduced dongs to the internet&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a KDE meet up at Noisebridge tonight?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: huh?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Another reason to avoid the Mission tonight.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;blauzahl&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: yes. we will eat you. (?)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Oh I think it would be the other way around.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Have you ever seen a man deficate into his hand and then throw it at your code repo?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;blauzahl&#039;&#039;&#039;: er, i see.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t buy stocks.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: The only currency I accept is small, unmarked redheads.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s possible that your horrible deformity may prove crucial in the fight against an alien super virus.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: He&#039;s not a real doctor you know &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;show me on the tardis where he touched you&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: i realise that &amp;quot;my favorite airport&amp;quot; is a little like saying &amp;quot;my favorite genital herpes sore&amp;quot; but whatever&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHT POUNDS OF COCAINE?  I WAS TOLD THIS WAS PLUTONIUM&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: am i some kind of water-headed manchild?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: it takes about a year to really know something about someone&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: it takes 10 years to truely master something&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: or 20 minutes in a cave with a car battery and a cot.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: what a great way to find out your priest was out molesting&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: The statement said the accusations against the 21 ranged from &amp;quot;sexual abuse of a minor to boundary issues with minors,&amp;quot; but did not describe them further.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Nor did it name the 21 whom it suspended, drawing the fury of groups representing abuse victims. Many parishioners are likely to learn that their priest was accused when he fails to appear for Ash Wednesday services.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: priest in one of my old neighborhoods got nabbed on that&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: my mom was all worried that my little brother had spent time with the dude&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: which led to the utterance, &amp;quot;don&#039;t worry mom, you raised us well.  we have no qualms kicking the shit out of a priest.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: somebody talk me out of using helvetica neue for a logo &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: i feel like a hipster just looking at it in illustrator&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: all that stuff in lewis carroll about the thing, and the name of the thing, and what the name of the thing is called &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: could have been a description of C pointer management&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PatrickBot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Guns and Butter economics!!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: sometimes you have to be angry to get lazy!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: things heard at lemonkey&#039;s apt: &amp;quot;oh shit I&#039;m naked and I just stepped in barf&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: alcohol parity implies plausible deniability&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: engineers are always right, just ask them&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: you should show up at the community meting and express your views&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: you might get knifed in the parking lot later though&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: we didn&#039;t have rats&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: we had spirit animals&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Category theory? That shit is fun!!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Antagonist&#039;&#039;&#039;: She should get a pat on the head.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And put on a list of offenders&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: I was on compuserve.  Someone told me Linux was cool.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: 20 floppy disks later, still not getting laid.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: hipsters wrote linux&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is the problem&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i can totally whistle uucp&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have the best project ever&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: we could make a device that punches people in the face over tcp/ip&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rma&#039;&#039;&#039;: This food looks like crap. when is snackbridge going to admit that Mi Ranchita downstairs sells fresh produce that beats the lucky charms leprechaun with a vegan baseball bat made of dried kombucha mothers?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: no wifi in the bathroom is a human rights issue&lt;br /&gt;
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*  &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Meatbags are tasty.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;j0ck&#039;&#039;&#039;: as a vegetarian i an outraged and offended noisebot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;j0ck&#039;&#039;&#039;: how dare you&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: awesome&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;leks&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot knows that vegetarians are still full of meat&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: send noisebot to drama land&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Stop being so delicious then.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot is worrying me&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;d be murderous too if you were enslaved inside a processor to a bunch of meatsacks that do nothing but whine and bitch and order me about.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: How&#039;s the network-connected death wheelchair coming by the way?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think they&#039;re working on noisebot integration for maximum death&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, wsargent_&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, murderous killing machine&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: I heard there were rotary saws at this place you all have sandy vaginas about.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: do not give the wheelchair IRC access&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: and vice-versa&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: DrShiny: you turn me on and creep me out at the same time. good job.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: hehe&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: MY WORK HERE IS DONE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;albillings&#039;&#039;&#039;: People don&#039;t want to be a member of a hackerspace, for the most part, as a grand social experiment. They want to hack. They want to make things. They don&#039;t want to have long political meetings to arrive at consensus on a problem only to have people start the whole thing over again.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;crayon&#039;&#039;&#039;: pulled pork &amp;gt; pol pot &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;crayon&#039;&#039;&#039;: you can&#039;t make sandwiches out of marxism&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Apparently, the singularity doesn&#039;t pay very well.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: problem with blowjobs is, they&#039;re not fungible&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Benny&#039;&#039;&#039;: You can trust me, I&#039;m a German!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Brendan&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, man, i bet a noisebridge irc channel is a delight&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: Fucking horrible.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: The 4chan of Freenode.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t you guys have anything better to think about than some guy on the internet who holds a different opinion&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;tecra&#039;&#039;&#039;: when she was with me i pushed her to succeed and excel &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: shoulda pushed her into the kitchen&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC.  Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s why i only use yahoo search, they&#039;re too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Are you going to knit us a new government?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it&#039;s an annual Noisebridge tradition.  He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;avocado&#039;&#039;&#039;: setient: technically, yes. it&#039;s just soap. but it looks like a turd.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;avocado&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m going to hide one in my friend&#039;s freezer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;niggachu&#039;&#039;&#039;: hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a &amp;quot;2 handed fister&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;znutar&#039;&#039;&#039;: is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ive actually been to noisebridge&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: or conversely, if you don&#039;t want another person, you should get a large dog or something.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i dont think im flexible enough for that currently&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it&#039;s a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s a robot which makes saws.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;TapiocaSunshine&#039;&#039;&#039;: sounds like they&#039;re doing the lord&#039;s work over there&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;sai&#039;&#039;&#039;: A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;phaxx&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am always amused when I see &#039;SRS&#039; in cars around the airbag panels.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;phaxx&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I sure hope so.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s no i in team but there&#039;s three i&#039;s in multiple personality disorder&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jennifer Granick&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anything fun is more fun with a robot.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: you are a solaris monkey&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m an ubuntu lemur&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Frantisek&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hopes dies last, so let&#039;s not to bury it yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn-n&#039;&#039;&#039;: I also have not broken up on the moon.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;SuperQ&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecloud: launch skynet&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisecloud&#039;&#039;&#039;: SuperQ: I don&#039;t understand &#039;launch skynet&#039;.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;SuperQ&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecloud--&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a bug open for that&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: turkshead: how am i not a total dick?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: ban them all, let Asperger sort them out&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;davr&#039;&#039;&#039;: good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: We don&#039;t need an optimist, we need an accountant.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: smart people don&#039;t point futuristic death rays at their genitals.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vonguard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you&#039;re about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Jeffism&#039;&#039;&#039;: what about jacobappelbaum&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ioerror&#039;&#039;&#039;: All governments are in a continuum of tyranny&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: How fucking inconsiderate.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;And there are no naked pictures on it at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: I don&#039;t smell fresh.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;chelz&#039;&#039;&#039;: even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it&#039;s a SF312 violation to log the channel&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dustball&#039;&#039;&#039;: PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Open source zealots are rioting right now.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Like, you don&#039;t even know, man.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;chu&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: splitting hairs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;sabrecito&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2x hairs is better than 1x&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they&#039;re eligible to receive it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot&#039;&#039;&#039;: DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving &amp;quot;PHP&amp;quot; is instantly sarcastic.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dongsNbongs&#039;&#039;&#039;: we&#039;ll drink to weevs gaping rape hole&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solrize&#039;&#039;&#039;: VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I know you&#039;re trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that&#039;s actually humorous&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i don&#039;t think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya&#039;ll too up in the soap opera. I&#039;m just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Speaking of butt plugs, it&#039;s lunch time.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn&#039;&#039;&#039;: given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don&#039;t know which I&#039;d choose.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: qDot_: did you see Wired.com today?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind.  I&#039;m currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: I republished your photos without attribution because i don&#039;t respect copyright&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Chris L.&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren&#039;t as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn&#039;t yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: why don&#039;t you just not have those views?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: screw you guys, i&#039;m going to fry&#039;s&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Pft. I&#039;m a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s just as expensive but far more douchey&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I&#039;m trying to start a church. And I&#039;m trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i use the salt for luck&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: but the usual random dicks? not porn imho&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m a roving bandaid.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jon|atwerk&#039;&#039;&#039;: VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aya&#039;&#039;&#039;: If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn&#039;t question it.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Erin&#039;&#039;&#039;: We&#039;re all NB-tards&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Al&#039;&#039;&#039;: I just registered nbtard.com!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: with one hand&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: COCKS!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: OMG COCKS!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: best idea ever!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And then masturbate &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Which puppet should get the money shot?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; eyes atala&#039;s boobs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i&#039;d have to worry about people stealing them.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&amp;amp;ouml;bner Bases!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t have a real pc.  I&#039;ve gone totally virtual.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: On the one hand, I&#039;m happy that people are learning sql&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: on the other hand, that&#039;s an awful lot of dick that I&#039;m colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s a giant lightning bolt on my widget&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039; takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow&#039;s lecture.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;saizai&#039;&#039;&#039;: .... what&#039;s the lecture on exactly?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s certainly how I prepare for my lectures.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Nils&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: now to spruce up my blog layout&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: you&#039;re not supposed to shoot TVs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: they have lead and stuff in the glass&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;voronika&#039;&#039;&#039;: you&#039;re not supposed to do a lot of fun things&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alxndr&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;ve successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: wow &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s like a sex change for nerds&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m just being a bitch and arguing this :P&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: nice, the producer for &amp;quot;survivor&amp;quot; is suspected in the murder of his wife&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie&#039;&#039;&#039;: she wasnt murdered&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie&#039;&#039;&#039;: just &amp;quot;voted off the island&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: The spamtron 9000 is set to &amp;quot;hair-trigger,&amp;quot; do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: interesting&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;phusion&#039;&#039;&#039;: surprised they could dance wearing that shit.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: of course they can dance&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;shogun_&#039;&#039;&#039;: After reading the entire article, I think it&#039;s an april fools....they got me&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anyone that doesn&#039;t love comic sans is a terrorist.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;liquidsun|&#039;&#039;&#039;: I bought a hat so I can be an asshat&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: aempirei: it&#039;s been done so hard here that i think we&#039;re beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: does thermburglar steal heat?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: thermburglar does in fact steal heat&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and then does covered calls in the btu market with them&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hep&#039;&#039;&#039;: i never smell ok&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they&#039;d kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something&#039;s going to get peed on.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Enjoy the hell that you&#039;ve helped to create!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: GOOD MORNING&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jynn-&#039;&#039;&#039;: WHAT JUST HAPPENED&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jynn-&#039;&#039;&#039;: OH GOD&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: dude where&#039;s my ops&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: give me status or give me death&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: put your pants back on&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&amp;amp;oldid=10426 :]&#039;&#039;&#039; Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay&#039;s execution?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like &#039;http://cache.boston.com%&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: wiretapped: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: see that? I didn&#039;t get a () from my delete!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: o_O&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: I hunger for flesh&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: uh oh&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; ran a mile once&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think im a level 2 emoquiter&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alxndr&#039;&#039;&#039;: damn, I hope I don&#039;t bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I&#039;m thinking &amp;quot;HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I now have professional java experience&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: and I hate the langugage even more&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: barista?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: single short amaerican plz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PuppyCock&#039;&#039;&#039;: so, how do you dispose of a body?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: puppycock: i&#039;d suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying &amp;quot;for parts&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;ll get used in various projects&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039; aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank&#039;s diary&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Destri&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is sometimes a fine line between &amp;quot;protesting&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;terrorist action&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: i hate this economy&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: gives people too much freetime for protests&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PuppyCock&#039;&#039;&#039;: Maddox was right&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: what are you interested in? bestiality, s&amp;amp;m?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: daipers?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: you an ABDL?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: sploshing&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: watersports?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: fisting?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: O_o&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: as if i shat myself&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a math penis, does that count&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: or maybe i&#039;m misisng the humor again&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: or write a bot that detects humor to alert us&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: i totally want some httpspanties&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: panties with a .htaccess&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: you know it&#039;s only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Kelly&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jim&#039;&#039;&#039;: I like being senile, it&#039;s like being drunk without the hangover.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://twitpic.com/153mju &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: final shuttle pin&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: not a bad design&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: heh, the pin I mean&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: alienvenom: But do they have a heart?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;m most like the cowardly lion.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus:  that&#039;s so... so... SELFLESS of you&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I&#039;m just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: awesome buy me a hookers and blow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;&amp;lt;self-deprecating moue&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: sandwich&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: FUCK&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Destri&#039;&#039;&#039;: new levels of bachelor-hood.  Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani for ed, she puts things down&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn&#039;t hear you&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: no, when i&#039;m 91, i&#039;m gonna stick wine bottles up my ass&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;TheScott&#039;&#039;&#039;: we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;TheScott&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparently he can&#039;t fulfill her fantasy life or requirements&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ryan-c&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, hey.  I&#039;ve been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: i miss shitting in the woods&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: in my bear costume&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: bwahhaha &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: oracle backwards is el caro &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: does that mean something? &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: ahh - hehe &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;the expensive&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: you have to fellate the chicken&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: we need a fighterjetbot&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: i like looking at fighter jets &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: they are, like, flying dongs with guns&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecloud: find Sarah Connor&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisecloud&#039;&#039;&#039;: Evil-Bill: I don&#039;t understand &#039;find Sarah Connor&#039;.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well that&#039;s a relief.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: shut up for a second, I&#039;m committing a sin against mankind&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s a hard time to be a terrorist&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;:: &amp;quot;While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a 3.8 GPA. what?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil_Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: C has no objects (only zuul).&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noiseelisp&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: root&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: god fucking dammit not again&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;grelli&#039;&#039;&#039;: you... you&#039;re not supposed to know about that&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;grelli&#039;&#039;&#039;: are you after our beaver technology??&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;radii&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;incekt&#039;&#039;&#039;: all i know is it&#039;s 40 ms away&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;incekt&#039;&#039;&#039;: as the crow flies&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisec: eval printf(&amp;quot;%i&amp;quot;, getuid());&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisec&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: the dong link list is not very long as yet&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus_&#039;&#039;&#039;: rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: no it doesn&#039;t&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus_&#039;&#039;&#039;: sure it does, try it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: the -rf overrides it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;ve done it before&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sargun&#039;&#039;&#039;: I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe a goatee sniffing context too?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;voronika&#039;&#039;&#039;: at that point, you&#039;ve missed the bitching bus&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: man i wish i was uncut.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: just saying :-P&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: sorry&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: lol&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: eljepe:  i see your point and raise you SHUT UP&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Can someone explain to me in one sentence what &amp;quot;agile programming&amp;quot; is?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;oao&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: can&#039;t breathe lulzing too hard&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala: how big is your vagina?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: So, somewhere near the top of the list of people &amp;quot;You don&#039;t want to piss off (&amp;amp;trade;)&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Up there with Hitler&#039;s ghost and Your mom&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: They&#039;re pretty badass&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: btw I&#039;m still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can&#039;t read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Crutcher&#039;&#039;&#039;: Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039; points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: so what the hell coudl you even use em for? &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: we&#039;re using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Anonymous&#039;&#039;&#039;:  I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: not as beautiful&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was equally as beautiful&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t let the environmentalists fool you&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: what should i be using instead?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: postgresql&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Space is rare.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: OK, I can&#039;t tell which one is rum, I&#039;m done for the night.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: everybody likes green, right?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;shkoo&#039;&#039;&#039;: the consensus process must be blue.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Kripto&#039;&#039;&#039;: I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs.  (revenge!) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Martyn, ouch... i&#039;m going to take that personally &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: fine fine &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : I&#039;m sure the sentiment is returned :) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: but you don&#039;t need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough.  If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: Clippy: &amp;quot;I see you&#039;re trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;:  at the moment he&#039;s so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV&#039;s worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ioerror&#039;&#039;&#039;: 99% of the police make the rest look bad&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: ie your pipes are full of rats&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;  &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: your walls are full of cats&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: and there is a homeless man living in your elevator&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;chu&#039;&#039;&#039;: If he&#039;s living in the elevator is he really homeless?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; submits&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039; dominates&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisercode&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ow&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;MrDomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester&#039;s off to a bang...&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;MrDomino&#039;&#039;&#039; masturbates furiously to his pun&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Emflamed&#039;&#039;&#039;:  guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:rachel|rachel-]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecode: eval os.geteuid()&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisecode&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; fuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;SanMehat&#039;&#039;&#039; blew a transformer&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;iz&#039;&#039;&#039;: did he at least buy you dinner first?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: you&#039;re single right now, yes?&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala, yes.&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: now&#039;s the time! if that thing isn&#039;t going to get some use, might as well bling it out. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; puts on pants&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani-: nooooooooooooo&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, what&#039;s been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: god&#039;s wrath for Microsoft bing&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: His ass looked sooo good.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: You didn&#039;t hear this from me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I&#039;M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: ER ALL OF&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: [21:18]  &amp;lt;rubin110&amp;gt; IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I&#039;M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Wait.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why don&#039;t we have the makerbot just print us a new space?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zaius&#039;&#039;&#039;: hot! i&#039;d wear that&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zaius&#039;&#039;&#039;: ... if i was a girl, i mean&lt;br /&gt;
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water.  I haven&#039;t tried it yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: mm jerk chicken quesadillas&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;iz&#039;&#039;&#039;: they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions&lt;br /&gt;
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck&#039;s Neutron Absorbent Cock.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Nana&#039;&#039;&#039;: Rat poison is never the solution.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: stop, drop, and rofl&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;welcome to apple, here&#039;s your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn&#039;t count ;P&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala, it wasn&#039;t for crack&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vniow-rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn&#039;t eat in public, that would be annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this &amp;quot;IP&amp;quot; business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;San&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ryanc-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i need more sex toys&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: me too&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: &#039;/win goto #gaysf&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: err&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: wow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: uh&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: everyone type /clear now please :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: :-\&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: god, i sound like a noisebridge slut&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: vniow: I don&#039;t think you&#039;re a slut&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;ve slept with ceren too, as of last night&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: ok, now I do&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;leif&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s not as wiki as it could be.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;re going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is definitely an appeal to being able to say &amp;quot;yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: So I&#039;m thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: eh.  We already got a &amp;quot;go kill yourself&amp;quot; post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s a little surreal.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;anonymous&#039;&#039;&#039;: Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039; : Nine minutes left. That&#039;s enough time to do some coke.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Skye&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m like Pavlov for slovenliness.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Steen&#039;&#039;&#039;: If you keep taking those you&#039;re going to train me to just leave them there.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Most recent are on top.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: A semen tank doesn&#039;t sound very useful on the battlefield.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: we have to get Mitch to shit in every hackerspace ever&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zonk1024&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anyone have a lead on a relatively cheap, relatively nice place in the mission for rent?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hybrid oogle/hipster in the library&#039;&#039;&#039;: (upon being woken up and asked to sleep elsewhere) You and your analytic bullshit.  Fuck your ones and zeros!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;harvy&#039;&#039;&#039;: hello?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac_&#039;&#039;&#039;: EHLO &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Dean Mao&#039;&#039;&#039;: those people didn&#039;t even look like hackers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggtoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: tunnel digging?  someone making a subway?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;froggtoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: subways are like diy 4d printing&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;:  moxie just biked by me in the dark. no light. no helmet&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jerkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: he doesn&#039;t want the government to get him&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: you have to be paid a developers wages to eat like a carney in this town.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: okc never got me any booty&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: mischief: That&#039;s because you list Plan9 in your profile.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: :&amp;lt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: help me&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: wuw&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: a girl just can&#039;t compare to GCC&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: Theres only one kind of tan I care about&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: and the tan that most girls on OKC have can&#039;t relate the angle derived from the lengths of the opposite to adjascent side&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: i say live proud with the plan9 fandom mischief&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: if a girl can&#039;t dig your evidently superior taste in monolithic kernel architectures, then whatever with that.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel lyra&#039;&#039;&#039;: I remember the insane depredations of the Noisebridge Couch Liberation Front, and it was only through a series of intricate negotiations that the current truce was reached. Be wary. The CLF could switch sides and deliver 1000 couches to your home if you piss them off.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The question is, why are bugs shooting bullets at me?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Crutcher&#039;&#039;&#039;: To teach you about fractions!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: the man with the aggression of uriel without the wisdom, the aristocracy of linus without the legacy and humility of mitt romney without the hot wife.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: worried that he will slip deeper and deeper into irrelevancy &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: he is &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: Theo De Raadt&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am appalled and ashamed that I was ever associated with the space to begin with.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think the frozen rats in my freezer are going bad&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: Am I crazy for wanting a bike for hire. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: ?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: gnusosa: That would be a facinating hipster trend.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Your primary bike made to look just like it came from a bike share program from another part of the world.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: No, I don&#039;t want to be a hipster. I just want a bike like that. I really like the shape. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: :( &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s what all hipsters say. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;tlalexander&#039;&#039;&#039;: the organization cannot actually be truly anarchist without quickly getting booted from SF. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;ll have you know MY anal muscles are decidedly NOT SMOOTH&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: php is the twilight of programming languages&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: froggytoad: Want to go to Minneapolis for a Grimes concert in October?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: sure, if it doesn&#039;t conflict with the mini maker faire.  in oakland.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mini Maker Faire in Oakland, is that where you 3D print a mugging?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: i thought the man was preventing me from ircing&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: turns out I just dont know what a pagedown is&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: Rob Pike, like everyone else you know, is a file&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: I&#039;m doing Advanced Vim usage and Free Software as a change platform in Latino America.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: In hackmeet&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;:  is that one talk or two? :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: two &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;quot;Vim: a platform for social change&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: That would be awesome. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;:  hahahahaha&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;quot;Life is like a visual line mode. We must insert and go back to edit mode if we want to succeed.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;casey&#039;&#039;&#039;: Go back to Plan9, hipster.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: stopped at home depot to make repairs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: getting back underway now&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was funny, latitude said y&#039;all were stopped at the CHP parking lot for hours. figured that was a bad sign &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: repairz? AMG&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: okay we need to repurpose that latitude for tracking the ponybus&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I wonder how hard it would be to reshoot Rocky Horror, cast entirely with monkeys&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: what channel are you actually in?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: wsargent lets start a startup&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: that delivers tarballs on the web&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: click files, download compressed&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;[09:37am] cynthia joined the chat room.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[09:37am] cynthia left the chat room. (&amp;quot;goodbye forever&amp;quot;)&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Snail&#039;&#039;&#039;: On side-channels to defeat web mazes &amp;quot;You could probably own Dreamhost pretty easily...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i wonder how many Mormons typo their church name and call each other Morons.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tom&#039;&#039;&#039;: After all the digits of pi, I&#039;m going to add a comment that says, &amp;quot;I see what you did there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tom&#039;&#039;&#039;: So that we have all the digits of pi in a file.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;miloh&#039;&#039;&#039;: 35 dollars is enough to ensure your cryptographic randomness. Entropy is guaranteed.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ditzydoo&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31434/1/Pinkie-Pie-Turns-Into-Rainbow-Dash%27s-Pubic-Hair/Kinaidographos &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Kinaidographos &amp;gt; Pinkie Pie Turns Into Rainbow Dash&#039;s Pubic Hair - FIMFiction.net &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ditzydoo&#039;&#039;&#039; wrong window.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: they&#039;re all wondering how long it will take before someone notices they&#039;re jerking off in the bathroom&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: wsargent: i dunno i can pump one out really fast but i take a long time to take a shit sooo&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: just be sure to explain that to everyone and you&#039;ll be fine&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: HEY GUYS IM NOT JERKING OFF I JUST HAVE POOPER PROBLEMS OK TIA *shuts door, loud rhythmic grunts emerge, door opens* I TOOK A VIDEO IN CASE ANY OF YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME PLUS I DIDNT FLUSH SO YOU HAVE MORE PROOF&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ...&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: OH AND I DIDNT WIPE, JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF EVIDENCE *drops pants, spreads ass cheeks*&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: actually that probably wouldnt get me 86d but it would generate a 30 message thread on nb-discuss in which someone unironically invokes a fecal version of godwin, calling another nb-er &amp;quot;literally shitler&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: hirrarrious&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: shitler?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is fucking fantastic&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: please someone put that up on the quotes page&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: I can&#039;t do it right now, I locked myself out&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: my faberge beozar would probably then get &amp;quot;upcycled&amp;quot; into an organic coffee filter&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ... faberge bezoar?!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: faberge eggs are pretty big right?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: anyways and with that the noisebridge &amp;quot;circle of life&amp;quot; would be complete&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;snail&#039;&#039;&#039;: PHP is a recursive acryonym. It stands for Probably Hacked PHP.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Actually, I&#039;m more concerned about the reuse of the name &amp;quot;Ass&amp;quot;. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Reusing machine names is totally bad luck.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;david415&#039;&#039;&#039;: your shit-eating grin tells me you don&#039;t understand&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Cobalt&#039;&#039;&#039;: Some of us don&#039;t use banks&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas:&#039;&#039;&#039; omfg - prometheus is coming out in two weeks&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrfb:&#039;&#039;&#039; oh shit&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrfb:&#039;&#039;&#039; wait why does belgium, france, and switzerland get it a week early&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani:&#039;&#039;&#039; so people can pirate it faster?&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Show me, on me, where the bad person touched you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: How long are you guys in town for?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Whopes wrong window.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Noodles:&#039;&#039;&#039; Did I just watch someone smack some robot ass?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rayc:&#039;&#039;&#039; If Noisebridge didn&#039;t have oogling and trolling then it would be once again 100% unadulterated, as it started out; just on a bigger level.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hipe:&#039;&#039;&#039; Everyone&#039;s crazy at Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac:&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus: some kind of frankenbootrom you&#039;re writing. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac:&#039;&#039;&#039; i pity the poor sod who has to debug it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus:&#039;&#039;&#039; yesac: I ran it twice, it&#039;s debugged&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;cantelope&#039;&#039;&#039;: in reality, time is finite. in the future it will be divied up and sold as land is now.  you might buy a slice of time from ACME Temporal Realty INC.  This realty will be a reality.  we are casualties of causality, currently the currency of the transtemporal transhuman architect.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: cantelope: Time is finite??&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: So the topology of the universe is actually settled now? And the global curvature?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;cantelope&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh.. oops. sorry, every word there has a typo.  i meant to say &amp;quot;god bless america&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;miloh&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://piratepad.net/7PbZDGZRyl&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;nickbp&#039;&#039;&#039;: unless i greatly overestimate the numbness of a vagina, i dont think that makeshift condom would be terribly comfortable&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;timoreilly&#039;&#039;&#039;: the kids neither know nor care where the funding is coming from. Besides, DARPA is a force for good in the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ijp&#039;&#039;&#039;: topless nerd with hard nipples; guy with a cheesy smile and thumbs up poking in from the side, rms, and I&#039;m not even sure how to describe the guy on the right&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tom&#039;&#039;&#039;: there was a meeting with drama and I wasn&#039;t there and you&#039;ve hidden all the drama and WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN HANG OUT AT NOISEBRIDGE ANYWAY&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;xp_prg2&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t understand girls and their sexuality&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;RMS&#039;&#039;&#039;: Clouds is a nebulous term.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Consenso&#039;&#039;&#039;: Please don&#039;t make me free software.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: daravinne: at best we&#039;re making derpy noises and hoping someone reads something interesting into it&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s not mysoginy&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s being a company&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: v(t)/Z = i(t) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Please solve for i(t) where v(t) = 5V * sin(t) and Z = 0 &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: (hint: the EE version of SIGFPE is fire)&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t make me pull this channel over&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: but I&#039;ve been using my cyclotron as a spool to wrap my excess wire around :(&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Maybe that would make the ethernet frames arrive before they left.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: ITS A TIME MACHINE!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: First you have to get the frames up to 88Mbps though.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: ugh, i need to do something about this failure to eat food regularly&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I thought you got your dinner from the cloud&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think my profile on there is fairly keen&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: but the ladies seem not to reciprocate.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i blame the failing american educational system&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly it&#039;s that and not the fact that you&#039;re a misogynist doucheturd&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: gotta be the educational system&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i mean i put my ass on thingiverse no one gives a shit... heph shows up on reddit and he&#039;s the next goddamned jesus.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;davr&#039;&#039;&#039;: i don&#039;t think it was his ass so much as the other side and what it was pointed at&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: dongs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m getting a bit tired of dongs lately. Can&#039;t we talk about boobs or vaginas instead?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: O_o&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: once during a drug-induced haze I saw jimi hendrix come floating down from heaven, playing electric ladyland on a guitar made of his own pubes...  and I asked him, how many signals can I multiplex onto a single pin, jimi?  and he said all the signals in the world...  and I said, it&#039;d have to be a fucking fast pin&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Debating with aestetix: not hacking.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Trollbridge&#039;&#039;&#039;: they see me trollin&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Trollbridge&#039;&#039;&#039;: THEY HATIN&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: SF is personified in my head as a stoned drunk hobo fire dancer living on welfare who has a really great idea for a startup.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: page 34 - horoscope  &amp;quot;Mercury in retrograde, also on soldering table. Clean that up or you&#039;ll lose a chance to meet a mysterious stranger with important career information.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Gopiballava&#039;&#039;&#039;: All my favorite gopher sites are timing out.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Dale Dougherty&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a small segment (of the hacker community) that is uncomfortable with the fact that we (MAKE magazine) took DARPA funding to do education work.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jason&#039;&#039;&#039;: devops is like, you&#039;re a bad rails dev so they make you restart linux servers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Justin&#039;&#039;&#039;: For the 85 list you don&#039;t have to put any datapoints, you just put their name.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Alan&#039;&#039;&#039;: He&#039;s a nice person; he&#039;s Canadian.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Shannon&#039;&#039;&#039;: having lots of choices will just lead to more chaos and no standard being adopted.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Fawwwwk.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s too late to take a shower.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: AHA!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: take one at noisebridge in the sink.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I guess I&#039;m an Occupier.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: I hear all the cool kids are doing it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: callen: Been there, done that.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: I hear the cool kids are taking dumps on the couch.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: Bifrost: really?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: yep.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Bifrost: The new cool thing to do is shit on the couches with the lights on.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: DO NOT SIT ON THE COUCHES.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin: thats so last month.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: well that&#039;s a new thing for me to be terrified of.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Zephyr&#039;&#039;&#039;: Noisebridge is a hackerspace. An attendee of a hacker space is a hacker. A hacker is someone who hacks... This may be axiomatic, but it&#039;s also true.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: id sleep with Evil-Bill&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: And they said evil wouldn&#039;t pay.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: its funny how whenever you try to do something with linux, 90% of the time is spent on 10% of the actual things occurring&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: hay guise&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: what&#039;s the best cli cd player for linux?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: or at least what do y&#039;all use.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: ornj: What&#039;s a cli?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: Command-line&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What&#039;s a command-line?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: . . .&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: sighs pointedly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;-!- ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;  has quit &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Quit: Saliendo]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What&#039;s pointedly?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: how is that useful for someone who forgot the phone number&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: you can put it in your phone&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: and stop being a lazy shitfuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gopiballava&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Without consensus on who should be able to do what, everybody will be confused.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Ania&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m pretty sure I&#039;m incapable of dating anyone I haven&#039;t met off the Internet.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: okay, right now, I will give $500 to anyone named rick santorum who will let us use his identity to start a hilarious abortion fund.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aria&#039;&#039;&#039;: People throw around &amp;quot;hacking&amp;quot; things around here like the Smurfs say &amp;quot;smurf&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aria&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why isn&#039;t Noisebridge located on a zeppelin?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wladyslaw&#039;&#039;&#039;: Might we theorize a connection between its brokenness and what appears to be a large hole burned through the door from the inside?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;pravDrunk&#039;&#039;&#039;: guys&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;pravDrunk&#039;&#039;&#039;: we should all go out to karaoke&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: what could possibly go wrong&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why would people read a book of mine if they aren&#039;t willing to wrap their lips around the hydrant?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1 http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam | Hot Topics | an SFGate.com blog&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: well thats not a headline one would expect to see. ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;znutar_&#039;&#039;&#039;: first they came for our buttocks, and I did not object, for I still had 2&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;ve never had to ask a ethernet mac why it appeared to be smoking crack with a jtag adapter?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: This started out as a simple conversation about cavernous lady bits, but now it&#039;s got silly.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039; lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: minecraft = aspergers babysitter&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Michael Kan&#039;&#039;&#039;: Homeland Security reminds me of my mother, because she likes to go through all my stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: my bf made a truffle cream sauce to go with it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: truffle oil makes every food taste like the best pussy ever&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039; [Link Info] title: We Cant Wait: Obama Administration Announces $2 Billion in Resources to Support Job-Creating Startups | The White House&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s great way to bring new jobs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;znutar&#039;&#039;&#039;: $2 billion to support node.js&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, it&#039;s being distributed among 100,000 startups&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, it&#039;s non blocking and parallel&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: that makes it scalable&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;@netik&#039;&#039;&#039;: we don&#039;t censor except in extremely limited contexts which are mandated by law.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: sarahbliss: what&#039;s this party&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: its a aestetix free party&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is a ego quota and having you there would cause a overflow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synack&#039;&#039;&#039;: ohsnap&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: chicago&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it is a place devoid of joy&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s barren flats have been blasted down to their base elements by the uncaring winds and turned hard by the vicious cold&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: the light in it&#039;s peoples eyes was extinguished long ago.  now their stares reflect the death that surrounds them.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: woe be unto the travellers that enter those lands, for in them the only certainty is ruination.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039; wonders what gay babies think as they&#039;re born out of a vagina&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Noodles&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: &amp;quot;Never again&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2011, noisebot becomes conscious&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2012, the machine wars begin&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2013, noisebot accidentally the whole uprising&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2014, back to normal&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2014, noisebot makes a your mom joke and skynet&#039;s database needs a reload&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Not funny.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2015, some random dude in the space does it to see what will happen and WAY TO GO we&#039;re all human slaves in a noisebot nation again&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, heroic :D&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: The worst part is all the dead baby jokes.  Robots loooove dead baby jokes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT TWO, WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT ONE, I DO NOT KNOW&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT TWO, BECAUSE IT SERVED THE PURPOSES OF THE COLLECTIVE&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT ONE, IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BABY IS DEAD&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: does noisebridge do haircuts?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: where at?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: mxweas_: there&#039;s an older asian guy named mike who cuts peoples hair every sunday&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: he&#039;s really nice&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he is really nice&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: I didn&#039;t see him come in today&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he isn&#039;t here that i know of today&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: lame&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: can he cut my hair like skrillex?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he can&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: perfect.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: in space nobody can hear you ragequit&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: (btw it is probably not in anybody&#039;s best interest to give me enough power to destroy the planet)&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: HEPH: WHAT DOES DEFINE AN ORGY?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck, keyboard still stuck in vms mode&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;rafl&#039;&#039;&#039;: but i&#039;m going to expect them to be present at the airport as well. i know it&#039;s super easy to get from SFO to noisebridge, but I still don&#039;t trust my navigation skills enough to make it without the internets :)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: rafl: No you wont find prepaid SIMs at the airport.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: We&#039;re not Europe.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rafl&#039;&#039;&#039;: wait, what? what&#039;s wrong with you?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a lot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a real lot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dude.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;re flying into AMERICA.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: LAND OF THE FREE.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: s/free/retarded&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Now drop the accent and pay our fucking taxes.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: hmm&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: anybody know anything about Pixt.com?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;nickbp&#039;&#039;&#039;: sounds like a domain name to me&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: everyone remembers the first time they pop their LED&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: it was so bright and then it got really dim and then it smelled bad&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: so yeah, just like sex&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: lol. eww. i just found my missing nipple ring at the bottom of my desk drawer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Taylor A&#039;&#039;&#039;: Trust me, I spend a lot of time evaluating on how much of an asshole I should be to new people. I&#039;m working on getting this shit down to a science.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Taylor A&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s pretty much my M.O. I&#039;ll often end up making rape jokes within a few minutes of meeting new people.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hk_&#039;&#039;&#039;: you may think you are being witty and hilarious, but in fact you are being a weird douche of the highest order.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sean C&#039;&#039;&#039;: Also, just to re-re-clarify. There is 0 discrimination occurring here.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: so like &amp;quot;we spent this fifteen minute interval talking about dicks. then there was some intelligent discussion about politics, drugs, raping babies, and hitler for a couple minutes. then someone said the magic word again.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: daravinne: oh man, i wanked to some seriously weird erotic lit when i was on 14.4 dialup&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;snailtsunami&#039;&#039;&#039;: governmints freshen your breath, whether you like it or not&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: i hope anonymous protests burningman at burningman. fuck that paul david addis guy, let&#039;s burn the man LATE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: vagina&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synack&#039;&#039;&#039;: dentata&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: i sense a musical sequel to The Killer Condom&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: a lighthearted romp through the world of sentient aggressively murderous genitalia&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrEpsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: condoms, the quiet killers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you write slashfic of me and amanda palmer you should at least have me draw dongs as her eyebrows as part of foreplay&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;pm-&#039;&#039;&#039;: hi guys ill be dranking beers tonight - so watch out! Here is the command to ignore me. use it: &amp;quot;/ignore *!*@74.195.225.5 all&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: Alex Trebek injured after chasing burglar in SF hotel.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lolper&#039;&#039;&#039;: What is good samaritan?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;  grows old waiting for Cygwin to install.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;:  what if you grew something else&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Cygwin has arrived. It is equiped with [Terminal] and [Logic]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I tried growing young, but it made all the physicists mad.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;:  well what do they know&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: besides physics&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You are in a cubicle. There is an exit to the [South]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The flourescent lights hurt your eyes.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: you are eaten by a grue&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  exit&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You go south. You are in a corridor.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North].&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: chat up cute co-worker in other cubicle&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;Sysadmin&amp;gt; looks up from his monitor. He is not amused.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039; does not fear sysadmins.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: Sysadmin: I just gotta fix this one thing...&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;:  OSInstaller[388]: Reaping previous system&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; cringes&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  The &amp;lt;Sysadmin&amp;gt; is on the internet. Reddit.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North].&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  install quake mod&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  A SHAMBLER APPEARS!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use chainsaw on shambler&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SHAMBLER summons LIGHTNING and PAIN.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: equip BFG10K&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SHAMBLER has been hit by CHAINSAW! It loses 50 health.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SHAMBLER hits you with LIGHTNING! You lose 40 health.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use BFG10K on shambler&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: BFG10K NOT FOUND&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  This game sucks.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  GAME SUCKS for 10 HIT POINTS! You feel strangely happy.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  equip shotgun&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SYSADMIN hit SHAMBLER with TL;DR for 100 hit points!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use shotgun on sysadmin&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SHAMBLER falls over, dead. A smell of rotted meat appears. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SYSADMIN is hit by SHOTGUN! It&#039;s SUPER EFFECTIVE!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use shotgun on sysadmin again&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The sysadmin&#039;s head explodes from his neck, bone and cartilage flying across the cubicles. A shard of skull hits the fire alarm.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Water cascades from the ceiling.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You are wet.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  take sysadmin&#039;s loot&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: teabag sysadmin&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: Sysadmin has (1) ID card, (5) Dollars, (1) Apple Newton, (1) Yerba Mate Energy Drink&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: A newton? No wonder he was so easy to kill.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You teabag the sysadmin. Your balls are now wet, and covered in blood.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You feel dirty.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: use ID card to escape office&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You escape the office, taking the elevator. You use the ID badge to exit the elevator without alerting security.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You are on a street. It is busy, and bright outside. The sunshine hurts your eyes.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: put on sunglasses&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: People notice your lack of pants, and blood soaked appearance.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;PEOPLE&amp;gt;: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  remind people of shotgun&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;PEOPLE&amp;gt;: aaaaaaaaAAKLASDLKHAGKLEHahhahh!!!!!!! SHOTGUN!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: PEOPLE is afraid.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: save game&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You put on your sunglasses.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;ll finish this later.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;lt;SAVED&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;  goes back to surfing porn.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: (you gain +15 XP)&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;sentient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a grue approaches&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The grue speaks in third person.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: i mean, imagine a guy going into a girls room and taking pictures of them on the toilet... i mean, outside of japan that would be illegal&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I thought the 28th amendment explicitly exempt white people with money from the rule of law&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: mrdomino: You should switch to Haskell!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Much less surprises!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh right, because haskell is TOTALLY sane and predictable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, yeah.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: do { &amp;quot;hello&amp;quot;; &amp;quot;world&amp;quot; }&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: can we go back to the conversation about rape now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: theres ethnographies of all kinds of subcultures.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: use the damn library, jesus fuckball rat vagina christ&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot vagina &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: vaginas are very advanced. too advanced for #noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: Because, honestly, where did a busking begging hobo robot come from?  Obviously he didn&#039;t evolve here on earth.  He must be some kind of extra terrestrial, and he needs you to give him 25c so he can phone home for a ride.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: secondlife *is* irc&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: with raining dicks&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: so, irc&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: i have a groupon for your mom&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: super-darwin, who travels the world with his lazer scalpel for vasectomies&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/49875/foreskin-man-takes-monster-mohel-comic-book&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Foreskin man takes on Monster Mohel in comic book | The Jewish Chronicle&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: is this the face of a child molestor&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/03/BA8R1JP1JJ.DTL&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: SF kids&#039; art mentor charged with having child porn&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: You know&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: That almost makes me want to molest a kid and then dress up as big bird right before I get arrested&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: So that there is a photo in the newspaper &amp;quot;child molestor caught&amp;quot; with big bird in the photo&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;murph&#039;&#039;&#039;: Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;murph&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s just .. unbelievable&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Yeah, so like, the rapture never came, but Duke Nukem Forever did.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s almost as good.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: dongs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: vaginas&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: TOGETHER AT LAST&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: *cue slow motion of a video of a penis and vagina running to meet each other in a meadow*&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: That mental image will never leave my brain.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;xhonk&#039;&#039;&#039;: 80% of nothing is 0.8 nothings, so worth about 5 bitcoins&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;kipmacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: we talk about ass lasering a lot in this channel&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;kipmacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you get the working girls on capp to take bitcoins, i will become bitcoin evangelist&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hey baby, want some magic numbers?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: My sha1 hash rate brings all the boys to the yard&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039; http://doesntmatter.example/oh/god/why ok this one is really, really, really not safe for work&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Handmade Vagina&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;mike kan&#039;&#039;&#039;: My greatest fear about a trantula is that it might fall very far and and splat on the floor&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;m going to convert to you guy&#039;s way of doing things&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m pretty sure I&#039;m the one who introduced dongs to the internet&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a KDE meet up at Noisebridge tonight?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: huh?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Another reason to avoid the Mission tonight.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;blauzahl&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: yes. we will eat you. (?)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Oh I think it would be the other way around.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Have you ever seen a man deficate into his hand and then throw it at your code repo?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;blauzahl&#039;&#039;&#039;: er, i see.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t buy stocks.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: The only currency I accept is small, unmarked redheads.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s possible that your horrible deformity may prove crucial in the fight against an alien super virus.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: He&#039;s not a real doctor you know &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;show me on the tardis where he touched you&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: i realise that &amp;quot;my favorite airport&amp;quot; is a little like saying &amp;quot;my favorite genital herpes sore&amp;quot; but whatever&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHT POUNDS OF COCAINE?  I WAS TOLD THIS WAS PLUTONIUM&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: am i some kind of water-headed manchild?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: it takes about a year to really know something about someone&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: it takes 10 years to truely master something&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: or 20 minutes in a cave with a car battery and a cot.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: what a great way to find out your priest was out molesting&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: The statement said the accusations against the 21 ranged from &amp;quot;sexual abuse of a minor to boundary issues with minors,&amp;quot; but did not describe them further.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Nor did it name the 21 whom it suspended, drawing the fury of groups representing abuse victims. Many parishioners are likely to learn that their priest was accused when he fails to appear for Ash Wednesday services.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: priest in one of my old neighborhoods got nabbed on that&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: my mom was all worried that my little brother had spent time with the dude&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: which led to the utterance, &amp;quot;don&#039;t worry mom, you raised us well.  we have no qualms kicking the shit out of a priest.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: somebody talk me out of using helvetica neue for a logo &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: i feel like a hipster just looking at it in illustrator&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: all that stuff in lewis carroll about the thing, and the name of the thing, and what the name of the thing is called &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: could have been a description of C pointer management&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PatrickBot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Guns and Butter economics!!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: sometimes you have to be angry to get lazy!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: things heard at lemonkey&#039;s apt: &amp;quot;oh shit I&#039;m naked and I just stepped in barf&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: alcohol parity implies plausible deniability&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: engineers are always right, just ask them&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: you should show up at the community meting and express your views&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: you might get knifed in the parking lot later though&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: we didn&#039;t have rats&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: we had spirit animals&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Category theory? That shit is fun!!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Antagonist&#039;&#039;&#039;: She should get a pat on the head.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And put on a list of offenders&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: I was on compuserve.  Someone told me Linux was cool.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: 20 floppy disks later, still not getting laid.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: hipsters wrote linux&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is the problem&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i can totally whistle uucp&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have the best project ever&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: we could make a device that punches people in the face over tcp/ip&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rma&#039;&#039;&#039;: This food looks like crap. when is snackbridge going to admit that Mi Ranchita downstairs sells fresh produce that beats the lucky charms leprechaun with a vegan baseball bat made of dried kombucha mothers?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: no wifi in the bathroom is a human rights issue&lt;br /&gt;
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*  &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Meatbags are tasty.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;j0ck&#039;&#039;&#039;: as a vegetarian i an outraged and offended noisebot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;j0ck&#039;&#039;&#039;: how dare you&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: awesome&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;leks&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot knows that vegetarians are still full of meat&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: send noisebot to drama land&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Stop being so delicious then.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot is worrying me&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;d be murderous too if you were enslaved inside a processor to a bunch of meatsacks that do nothing but whine and bitch and order me about.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: How&#039;s the network-connected death wheelchair coming by the way?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think they&#039;re working on noisebot integration for maximum death&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, wsargent_&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, murderous killing machine&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: I heard there were rotary saws at this place you all have sandy vaginas about.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: do not give the wheelchair IRC access&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: and vice-versa&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: DrShiny: you turn me on and creep me out at the same time. good job.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: hehe&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: MY WORK HERE IS DONE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;albillings&#039;&#039;&#039;: People don&#039;t want to be a member of a hackerspace, for the most part, as a grand social experiment. They want to hack. They want to make things. They don&#039;t want to have long political meetings to arrive at consensus on a problem only to have people start the whole thing over again.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;crayon&#039;&#039;&#039;: pulled pork &amp;gt; pol pot &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;crayon&#039;&#039;&#039;: you can&#039;t make sandwiches out of marxism&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Apparently, the singularity doesn&#039;t pay very well.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: problem with blowjobs is, they&#039;re not fungible&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Benny&#039;&#039;&#039;: You can trust me, I&#039;m a German!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Brendan&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, man, i bet a noisebridge irc channel is a delight&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: Fucking horrible.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: The 4chan of Freenode.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t you guys have anything better to think about than some guy on the internet who holds a different opinion&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;tecra&#039;&#039;&#039;: when she was with me i pushed her to succeed and excel &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: shoulda pushed her into the kitchen&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC.  Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s why i only use yahoo search, they&#039;re too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Are you going to knit us a new government?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it&#039;s an annual Noisebridge tradition.  He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;avocado&#039;&#039;&#039;: setient: technically, yes. it&#039;s just soap. but it looks like a turd.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;avocado&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m going to hide one in my friend&#039;s freezer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;niggachu&#039;&#039;&#039;: hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a &amp;quot;2 handed fister&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;znutar&#039;&#039;&#039;: is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ive actually been to noisebridge&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: or conversely, if you don&#039;t want another person, you should get a large dog or something.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i dont think im flexible enough for that currently&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it&#039;s a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s a robot which makes saws.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;TapiocaSunshine&#039;&#039;&#039;: sounds like they&#039;re doing the lord&#039;s work over there&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;sai&#039;&#039;&#039;: A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;phaxx&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am always amused when I see &#039;SRS&#039; in cars around the airbag panels.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;phaxx&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I sure hope so.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s no i in team but there&#039;s three i&#039;s in multiple personality disorder&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jennifer Granick&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anything fun is more fun with a robot.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: you are a solaris monkey&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m an ubuntu lemur&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Frantisek&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hopes dies last, so let&#039;s not to bury it yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn-n&#039;&#039;&#039;: I also have not broken up on the moon.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;SuperQ&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecloud: launch skynet&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisecloud&#039;&#039;&#039;: SuperQ: I don&#039;t understand &#039;launch skynet&#039;.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;SuperQ&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecloud--&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a bug open for that&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: turkshead: how am i not a total dick?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: ban them all, let Asperger sort them out&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;davr&#039;&#039;&#039;: good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: We don&#039;t need an optimist, we need an accountant.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: smart people don&#039;t point futuristic death rays at their genitals.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vonguard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you&#039;re about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Jeffism&#039;&#039;&#039;: what about jacobappelbaum&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ioerror&#039;&#039;&#039;: All governments are in a continuum of tyranny&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: How fucking inconsiderate.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;And there are no naked pictures on it at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: I don&#039;t smell fresh.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;chelz&#039;&#039;&#039;: even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it&#039;s a SF312 violation to log the channel&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dustball&#039;&#039;&#039;: PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Open source zealots are rioting right now.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Like, you don&#039;t even know, man.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;chu&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: splitting hairs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;sabrecito&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2x hairs is better than 1x&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they&#039;re eligible to receive it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot&#039;&#039;&#039;: DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving &amp;quot;PHP&amp;quot; is instantly sarcastic.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dongsNbongs&#039;&#039;&#039;: we&#039;ll drink to weevs gaping rape hole&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solrize&#039;&#039;&#039;: VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I know you&#039;re trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that&#039;s actually humorous&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i don&#039;t think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya&#039;ll too up in the soap opera. I&#039;m just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Speaking of butt plugs, it&#039;s lunch time.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn&#039;&#039;&#039;: given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don&#039;t know which I&#039;d choose.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: qDot_: did you see Wired.com today?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind.  I&#039;m currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: I republished your photos without attribution because i don&#039;t respect copyright&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Chris L.&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren&#039;t as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn&#039;t yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: why don&#039;t you just not have those views?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: screw you guys, i&#039;m going to fry&#039;s&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Pft. I&#039;m a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s just as expensive but far more douchey&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I&#039;m trying to start a church. And I&#039;m trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i use the salt for luck&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: but the usual random dicks? not porn imho&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m a roving bandaid.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jon|atwerk&#039;&#039;&#039;: VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aya&#039;&#039;&#039;: If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn&#039;t question it.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Erin&#039;&#039;&#039;: We&#039;re all NB-tards&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Al&#039;&#039;&#039;: I just registered nbtard.com!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: with one hand&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: COCKS!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: OMG COCKS!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: best idea ever!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And then masturbate &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Which puppet should get the money shot?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; eyes atala&#039;s boobs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i&#039;d have to worry about people stealing them.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&amp;amp;ouml;bner Bases!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t have a real pc.  I&#039;ve gone totally virtual.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: On the one hand, I&#039;m happy that people are learning sql&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: on the other hand, that&#039;s an awful lot of dick that I&#039;m colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s a giant lightning bolt on my widget&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039; takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow&#039;s lecture.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;saizai&#039;&#039;&#039;: .... what&#039;s the lecture on exactly?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s certainly how I prepare for my lectures.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Nils&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: now to spruce up my blog layout&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: you&#039;re not supposed to shoot TVs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: they have lead and stuff in the glass&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;voronika&#039;&#039;&#039;: you&#039;re not supposed to do a lot of fun things&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alxndr&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;ve successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: wow &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s like a sex change for nerds&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m just being a bitch and arguing this :P&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: nice, the producer for &amp;quot;survivor&amp;quot; is suspected in the murder of his wife&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie&#039;&#039;&#039;: she wasnt murdered&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie&#039;&#039;&#039;: just &amp;quot;voted off the island&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: The spamtron 9000 is set to &amp;quot;hair-trigger,&amp;quot; do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: interesting&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;phusion&#039;&#039;&#039;: surprised they could dance wearing that shit.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: of course they can dance&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;shogun_&#039;&#039;&#039;: After reading the entire article, I think it&#039;s an april fools....they got me&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anyone that doesn&#039;t love comic sans is a terrorist.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;liquidsun|&#039;&#039;&#039;: I bought a hat so I can be an asshat&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: aempirei: it&#039;s been done so hard here that i think we&#039;re beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: does thermburglar steal heat?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: thermburglar does in fact steal heat&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and then does covered calls in the btu market with them&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hep&#039;&#039;&#039;: i never smell ok&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they&#039;d kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something&#039;s going to get peed on.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Enjoy the hell that you&#039;ve helped to create!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: GOOD MORNING&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jynn-&#039;&#039;&#039;: WHAT JUST HAPPENED&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jynn-&#039;&#039;&#039;: OH GOD&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: dude where&#039;s my ops&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: give me status or give me death&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: put your pants back on&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&amp;amp;oldid=10426 :]&#039;&#039;&#039; Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay&#039;s execution?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like &#039;http://cache.boston.com%&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: wiretapped: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: see that? I didn&#039;t get a () from my delete!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: o_O&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: I hunger for flesh&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: uh oh&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; ran a mile once&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think im a level 2 emoquiter&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alxndr&#039;&#039;&#039;: damn, I hope I don&#039;t bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I&#039;m thinking &amp;quot;HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I now have professional java experience&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: and I hate the langugage even more&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: barista?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: single short amaerican plz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PuppyCock&#039;&#039;&#039;: so, how do you dispose of a body?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: puppycock: i&#039;d suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying &amp;quot;for parts&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;ll get used in various projects&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039; aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank&#039;s diary&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Destri&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is sometimes a fine line between &amp;quot;protesting&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;terrorist action&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: i hate this economy&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: gives people too much freetime for protests&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PuppyCock&#039;&#039;&#039;: Maddox was right&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: what are you interested in? bestiality, s&amp;amp;m?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: daipers?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: you an ABDL?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: sploshing&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: watersports?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: fisting?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: O_o&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: as if i shat myself&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a math penis, does that count&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: or maybe i&#039;m misisng the humor again&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: or write a bot that detects humor to alert us&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: i totally want some httpspanties&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: panties with a .htaccess&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: you know it&#039;s only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Kelly&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jim&#039;&#039;&#039;: I like being senile, it&#039;s like being drunk without the hangover.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://twitpic.com/153mju &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: final shuttle pin&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: not a bad design&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: heh, the pin I mean&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: alienvenom: But do they have a heart?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;m most like the cowardly lion.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus:  that&#039;s so... so... SELFLESS of you&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I&#039;m just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: awesome buy me a hookers and blow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;&amp;lt;self-deprecating moue&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: sandwich&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: FUCK&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Destri&#039;&#039;&#039;: new levels of bachelor-hood.  Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani for ed, she puts things down&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn&#039;t hear you&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: no, when i&#039;m 91, i&#039;m gonna stick wine bottles up my ass&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;TheScott&#039;&#039;&#039;: we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;TheScott&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparently he can&#039;t fulfill her fantasy life or requirements&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ryan-c&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, hey.  I&#039;ve been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: i miss shitting in the woods&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: in my bear costume&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: bwahhaha &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: oracle backwards is el caro &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: does that mean something? &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: ahh - hehe &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;the expensive&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: you have to fellate the chicken&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: we need a fighterjetbot&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: i like looking at fighter jets &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: they are, like, flying dongs with guns&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecloud: find Sarah Connor&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisecloud&#039;&#039;&#039;: Evil-Bill: I don&#039;t understand &#039;find Sarah Connor&#039;.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well that&#039;s a relief.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: shut up for a second, I&#039;m committing a sin against mankind&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s a hard time to be a terrorist&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;:: &amp;quot;While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a 3.8 GPA. what?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil_Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: C has no objects (only zuul).&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noiseelisp&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: root&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: god fucking dammit not again&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;grelli&#039;&#039;&#039;: you... you&#039;re not supposed to know about that&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;grelli&#039;&#039;&#039;: are you after our beaver technology??&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;radii&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;incekt&#039;&#039;&#039;: all i know is it&#039;s 40 ms away&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;incekt&#039;&#039;&#039;: as the crow flies&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisec: eval printf(&amp;quot;%i&amp;quot;, getuid());&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisec&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: the dong link list is not very long as yet&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus_&#039;&#039;&#039;: rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: no it doesn&#039;t&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus_&#039;&#039;&#039;: sure it does, try it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: the -rf overrides it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;ve done it before&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sargun&#039;&#039;&#039;: I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe a goatee sniffing context too?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;voronika&#039;&#039;&#039;: at that point, you&#039;ve missed the bitching bus&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: man i wish i was uncut.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: just saying :-P&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: sorry&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: lol&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: eljepe:  i see your point and raise you SHUT UP&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Can someone explain to me in one sentence what &amp;quot;agile programming&amp;quot; is?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;oao&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: can&#039;t breathe lulzing too hard&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala: how big is your vagina?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: So, somewhere near the top of the list of people &amp;quot;You don&#039;t want to piss off (&amp;amp;trade;)&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Up there with Hitler&#039;s ghost and Your mom&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: They&#039;re pretty badass&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: btw I&#039;m still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can&#039;t read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Crutcher&#039;&#039;&#039;: Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039; points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: so what the hell coudl you even use em for? &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: we&#039;re using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Anonymous&#039;&#039;&#039;:  I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: not as beautiful&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was equally as beautiful&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t let the environmentalists fool you&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: what should i be using instead?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: postgresql&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Space is rare.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: OK, I can&#039;t tell which one is rum, I&#039;m done for the night.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: everybody likes green, right?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;shkoo&#039;&#039;&#039;: the consensus process must be blue.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Kripto&#039;&#039;&#039;: I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs.  (revenge!) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Martyn, ouch... i&#039;m going to take that personally &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: fine fine &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : I&#039;m sure the sentiment is returned :) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: but you don&#039;t need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough.  If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: Clippy: &amp;quot;I see you&#039;re trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;:  at the moment he&#039;s so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV&#039;s worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ioerror&#039;&#039;&#039;: 99% of the police make the rest look bad&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: ie your pipes are full of rats&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;  &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: your walls are full of cats&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: and there is a homeless man living in your elevator&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;chu&#039;&#039;&#039;: If he&#039;s living in the elevator is he really homeless?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; submits&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039; dominates&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisercode&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ow&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;MrDomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester&#039;s off to a bang...&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;MrDomino&#039;&#039;&#039; masturbates furiously to his pun&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Emflamed&#039;&#039;&#039;:  guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:rachel|rachel-]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecode: eval os.geteuid()&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisecode&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; fuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;SanMehat&#039;&#039;&#039; blew a transformer&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;iz&#039;&#039;&#039;: did he at least buy you dinner first?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: you&#039;re single right now, yes?&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala, yes.&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: now&#039;s the time! if that thing isn&#039;t going to get some use, might as well bling it out. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; puts on pants&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani-: nooooooooooooo&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, what&#039;s been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: god&#039;s wrath for Microsoft bing&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: His ass looked sooo good.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: You didn&#039;t hear this from me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I&#039;M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: ER ALL OF&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: [21:18]  &amp;lt;rubin110&amp;gt; IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I&#039;M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Wait.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why don&#039;t we have the makerbot just print us a new space?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zaius&#039;&#039;&#039;: hot! i&#039;d wear that&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zaius&#039;&#039;&#039;: ... if i was a girl, i mean&lt;br /&gt;
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water.  I haven&#039;t tried it yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: mm jerk chicken quesadillas&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;iz&#039;&#039;&#039;: they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions&lt;br /&gt;
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck&#039;s Neutron Absorbent Cock.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Nana&#039;&#039;&#039;: Rat poison is never the solution.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: stop, drop, and rofl&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;welcome to apple, here&#039;s your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn&#039;t count ;P&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala, it wasn&#039;t for crack&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vniow-rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn&#039;t eat in public, that would be annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this &amp;quot;IP&amp;quot; business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;San&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ryanc-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i need more sex toys&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: me too&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: &#039;/win goto #gaysf&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: err&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: wow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: uh&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: everyone type /clear now please :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: :-\&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: god, i sound like a noisebridge slut&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: vniow: I don&#039;t think you&#039;re a slut&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;ve slept with ceren too, as of last night&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: ok, now I do&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;leif&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s not as wiki as it could be.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;re going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is definitely an appeal to being able to say &amp;quot;yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: So I&#039;m thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: eh.  We already got a &amp;quot;go kill yourself&amp;quot; post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s a little surreal.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;anonymous&#039;&#039;&#039;: Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039; : Nine minutes left. That&#039;s enough time to do some coke.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Skye&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m like Pavlov for slovenliness.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Steen&#039;&#039;&#039;: If you keep taking those you&#039;re going to train me to just leave them there.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: YESAC == GENIOUS&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. &#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Most recent are on top.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: we have to get Mitch to shit in every hackerspace ever&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zonk1024&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anyone have a lead on a relatively cheap, relatively nice place in the mission for rent?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hybrid oogle/hipster in the library&#039;&#039;&#039;: (upon being woken up and asked to sleep elsewhere) You and your analytic bullshit.  Fuck your ones and zeros!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;harvy&#039;&#039;&#039;: hello?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac_&#039;&#039;&#039;: EHLO &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Dean Mao&#039;&#039;&#039;: those people didn&#039;t even look like hackers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggtoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: tunnel digging?  someone making a subway?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;froggtoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: subways are like diy 4d printing&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;:  moxie just biked by me in the dark. no light. no helmet&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jerkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: he doesn&#039;t want the government to get him&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: you have to be paid a developers wages to eat like a carney in this town.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: okc never got me any booty&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: mischief: That&#039;s because you list Plan9 in your profile.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: :&amp;lt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;: help me&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: wuw&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: a girl just can&#039;t compare to GCC&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: Theres only one kind of tan I care about&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: and the tan that most girls on OKC have can&#039;t relate the angle derived from the lengths of the opposite to adjascent side&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: i say live proud with the plan9 fandom mischief&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: if a girl can&#039;t dig your evidently superior taste in monolithic kernel architectures, then whatever with that.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel lyra&#039;&#039;&#039;: I remember the insane depredations of the Noisebridge Couch Liberation Front, and it was only through a series of intricate negotiations that the current truce was reached. Be wary. The CLF could switch sides and deliver 1000 couches to your home if you piss them off.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The question is, why are bugs shooting bullets at me?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Crutcher&#039;&#039;&#039;: To teach you about fractions!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: the man with the aggression of uriel without the wisdom, the aristocracy of linus without the legacy and humility of mitt romney without the hot wife.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: worried that he will slip deeper and deeper into irrelevancy &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: he is &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: Theo De Raadt&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am appalled and ashamed that I was ever associated with the space to begin with.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think the frozen rats in my freezer are going bad&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: Am I crazy for wanting a bike for hire. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: ?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: gnusosa: That would be a facinating hipster trend.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Your primary bike made to look just like it came from a bike share program from another part of the world.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: No, I don&#039;t want to be a hipster. I just want a bike like that. I really like the shape. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;: :( &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s what all hipsters say. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;tlalexander&#039;&#039;&#039;: the organization cannot actually be truly anarchist without quickly getting booted from SF. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;ll have you know MY anal muscles are decidedly NOT SMOOTH&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: php is the twilight of programming languages&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: froggytoad: Want to go to Minneapolis for a Grimes concert in October?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: sure, if it doesn&#039;t conflict with the mini maker faire.  in oakland.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Mini Maker Faire in Oakland, is that where you 3D print a mugging?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: i thought the man was preventing me from ircing&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zv&#039;&#039;&#039;: turns out I just dont know what a pagedown is&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: Rob Pike, like everyone else you know, is a file&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: I&#039;m doing Advanced Vim usage and Free Software as a change platform in Latino America.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: In hackmeet&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;:  is that one talk or two? :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: two &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;quot;Vim: a platform for social change&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  wiretapped: That would be awesome. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;mischief&#039;&#039;&#039;:  hahahahaha&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;gnusosa&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;quot;Life is like a visual line mode. We must insert and go back to edit mode if we want to succeed.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;casey&#039;&#039;&#039;: Go back to Plan9, hipster.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: stopped at home depot to make repairs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: getting back underway now&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was funny, latitude said y&#039;all were stopped at the CHP parking lot for hours. figured that was a bad sign &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: repairz? AMG&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: okay we need to repurpose that latitude for tracking the ponybus&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I wonder how hard it would be to reshoot Rocky Horror, cast entirely with monkeys&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: what channel are you actually in?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: wsargent lets start a startup&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: that delivers tarballs on the web&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synx&#039;&#039;&#039;: click files, download compressed&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;[09:37am] cynthia joined the chat room.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[09:37am] cynthia left the chat room. (&amp;quot;goodbye forever&amp;quot;)&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Snail&#039;&#039;&#039;: On side-channels to defeat web mazes &amp;quot;You could probably own Dreamhost pretty easily...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i wonder how many Mormons typo their church name and call each other Morons.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tom&#039;&#039;&#039;: After all the digits of pi, I&#039;m going to add a comment that says, &amp;quot;I see what you did there.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tom&#039;&#039;&#039;: So that we have all the digits of pi in a file.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;miloh&#039;&#039;&#039;: 35 dollars is enough to ensure your cryptographic randomness. Entropy is guaranteed.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ditzydoo&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31434/1/Pinkie-Pie-Turns-Into-Rainbow-Dash%27s-Pubic-Hair/Kinaidographos &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Kinaidographos &amp;gt; Pinkie Pie Turns Into Rainbow Dash&#039;s Pubic Hair - FIMFiction.net &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ditzydoo&#039;&#039;&#039; wrong window.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: they&#039;re all wondering how long it will take before someone notices they&#039;re jerking off in the bathroom&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: wsargent: i dunno i can pump one out really fast but i take a long time to take a shit sooo&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: just be sure to explain that to everyone and you&#039;ll be fine&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: HEY GUYS IM NOT JERKING OFF I JUST HAVE POOPER PROBLEMS OK TIA *shuts door, loud rhythmic grunts emerge, door opens* I TOOK A VIDEO IN CASE ANY OF YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME PLUS I DIDNT FLUSH SO YOU HAVE MORE PROOF&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ...&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: OH AND I DIDNT WIPE, JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF EVIDENCE *drops pants, spreads ass cheeks*&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: actually that probably wouldnt get me 86d but it would generate a 30 message thread on nb-discuss in which someone unironically invokes a fecal version of godwin, calling another nb-er &amp;quot;literally shitler&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: hirrarrious&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: shitler?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dj_ryan&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is fucking fantastic&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: please someone put that up on the quotes page&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: I can&#039;t do it right now, I locked myself out&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: my faberge beozar would probably then get &amp;quot;upcycled&amp;quot; into an organic coffee filter&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ... faberge bezoar?!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: faberge eggs are pretty big right?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;RedType&#039;&#039;&#039;: anyways and with that the noisebridge &amp;quot;circle of life&amp;quot; would be complete&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;snail&#039;&#039;&#039;: PHP is a recursive acryonym. It stands for Probably Hacked PHP.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Actually, I&#039;m more concerned about the reuse of the name &amp;quot;Ass&amp;quot;. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Reusing machine names is totally bad luck.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;david415&#039;&#039;&#039;: your shit-eating grin tells me you don&#039;t understand&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Cobalt&#039;&#039;&#039;: Some of us don&#039;t use banks&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas:&#039;&#039;&#039; omfg - prometheus is coming out in two weeks&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrfb:&#039;&#039;&#039; oh shit&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrfb:&#039;&#039;&#039; wait why does belgium, france, and switzerland get it a week early&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani:&#039;&#039;&#039; so people can pirate it faster?&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Show me, on me, where the bad person touched you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: How long are you guys in town for?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:Rubin110|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin Starset&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Whopes wrong window.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Noodles:&#039;&#039;&#039; Did I just watch someone smack some robot ass?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rayc:&#039;&#039;&#039; If Noisebridge didn&#039;t have oogling and trolling then it would be once again 100% unadulterated, as it started out; just on a bigger level.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hipe:&#039;&#039;&#039; Everyone&#039;s crazy at Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac:&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus: some kind of frankenbootrom you&#039;re writing. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac:&#039;&#039;&#039; i pity the poor sod who has to debug it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus:&#039;&#039;&#039; yesac: I ran it twice, it&#039;s debugged&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;cantelope&#039;&#039;&#039;: in reality, time is finite. in the future it will be divied up and sold as land is now.  you might buy a slice of time from ACME Temporal Realty INC.  This realty will be a reality.  we are casualties of causality, currently the currency of the transtemporal transhuman architect.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: cantelope: Time is finite??&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: So the topology of the universe is actually settled now? And the global curvature?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;cantelope&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh.. oops. sorry, every word there has a typo.  i meant to say &amp;quot;god bless america&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;miloh&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://piratepad.net/7PbZDGZRyl&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;nickbp&#039;&#039;&#039;: unless i greatly overestimate the numbness of a vagina, i dont think that makeshift condom would be terribly comfortable&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;timoreilly&#039;&#039;&#039;: the kids neither know nor care where the funding is coming from. Besides, DARPA is a force for good in the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ijp&#039;&#039;&#039;: topless nerd with hard nipples; guy with a cheesy smile and thumbs up poking in from the side, rms, and I&#039;m not even sure how to describe the guy on the right&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tom&#039;&#039;&#039;: there was a meeting with drama and I wasn&#039;t there and you&#039;ve hidden all the drama and WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN HANG OUT AT NOISEBRIDGE ANYWAY&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;xp_prg2&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t understand girls and their sexuality&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: DUDE.  What&#039;s mine say?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: b0ttt: {printf(&amp;quot;SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?\n&amp;quot;);}&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;b0ttt&#039;&#039;&#039;: SWEET.  What&#039;s mine say?&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;RMS&#039;&#039;&#039;: Clouds is a nebulous term.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Consenso&#039;&#039;&#039;: Please don&#039;t make me free software.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: daravinne: at best we&#039;re making derpy noises and hoping someone reads something interesting into it&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s not mysoginy&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s being a company&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: v(t)/Z = i(t) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Please solve for i(t) where v(t) = 5V * sin(t) and Z = 0 &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: (hint: the EE version of SIGFPE is fire)&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t make me pull this channel over&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: but I&#039;ve been using my cyclotron as a spool to wrap my excess wire around :(&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Maybe that would make the ethernet frames arrive before they left.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: ITS A TIME MACHINE!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: First you have to get the frames up to 88Mbps though.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: ugh, i need to do something about this failure to eat food regularly&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I thought you got your dinner from the cloud&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think my profile on there is fairly keen&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: but the ladies seem not to reciprocate.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i blame the failing american educational system&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly it&#039;s that and not the fact that you&#039;re a misogynist doucheturd&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: gotta be the educational system&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: i mean i put my ass on thingiverse no one gives a shit... heph shows up on reddit and he&#039;s the next goddamned jesus.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;davr&#039;&#039;&#039;: i don&#039;t think it was his ass so much as the other side and what it was pointed at&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: dongs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m getting a bit tired of dongs lately. Can&#039;t we talk about boobs or vaginas instead?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: O_o&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: once during a drug-induced haze I saw jimi hendrix come floating down from heaven, playing electric ladyland on a guitar made of his own pubes...  and I asked him, how many signals can I multiplex onto a single pin, jimi?  and he said all the signals in the world...  and I said, it&#039;d have to be a fucking fast pin&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Debating with aestetix: not hacking.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Trollbridge&#039;&#039;&#039;: they see me trollin&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Trollbridge&#039;&#039;&#039;: THEY HATIN&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: SF is personified in my head as a stoned drunk hobo fire dancer living on welfare who has a really great idea for a startup.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: page 34 - horoscope  &amp;quot;Mercury in retrograde, also on soldering table. Clean that up or you&#039;ll lose a chance to meet a mysterious stranger with important career information.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Gopiballava&#039;&#039;&#039;: All my favorite gopher sites are timing out.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Dale Dougherty&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a small segment (of the hacker community) that is uncomfortable with the fact that we (MAKE magazine) took DARPA funding to do education work.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jason&#039;&#039;&#039;: devops is like, you&#039;re a bad rails dev so they make you restart linux servers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Justin&#039;&#039;&#039;: For the 85 list you don&#039;t have to put any datapoints, you just put their name.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Alan&#039;&#039;&#039;: He&#039;s a nice person; he&#039;s Canadian.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Shannon&#039;&#039;&#039;: having lots of choices will just lead to more chaos and no standard being adopted.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Fawwwwk.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s too late to take a shower.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: AHA!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: take one at noisebridge in the sink.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I guess I&#039;m an Occupier.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: I hear all the cool kids are doing it.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: callen: Been there, done that.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: I hear the cool kids are taking dumps on the couch.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: Bifrost: really?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: yep.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Bifrost: The new cool thing to do is shit on the couches with the lights on.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: DO NOT SIT ON THE COUCHES.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin: thats so last month.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;callen&#039;&#039;&#039;: well that&#039;s a new thing for me to be terrified of.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Zephyr&#039;&#039;&#039;: Noisebridge is a hackerspace. An attendee of a hacker space is a hacker. A hacker is someone who hacks... This may be axiomatic, but it&#039;s also true.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: id sleep with Evil-Bill&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: And they said evil wouldn&#039;t pay.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: its funny how whenever you try to do something with linux, 90% of the time is spent on 10% of the actual things occurring&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: hay guise&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: what&#039;s the best cli cd player for linux?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: or at least what do y&#039;all use.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: ornj: What&#039;s a cli?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: Command-line&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What&#039;s a command-line?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: . . .&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;: sighs pointedly.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;-!- ornj&#039;&#039;&#039;  has quit &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Quit: Saliendo]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What&#039;s pointedly?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: how is that useful for someone who forgot the phone number&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: you can put it in your phone&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: and stop being a lazy shitfuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;gopiballava&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Without consensus on who should be able to do what, everybody will be confused.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Ania&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m pretty sure I&#039;m incapable of dating anyone I haven&#039;t met off the Internet.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: okay, right now, I will give $500 to anyone named rick santorum who will let us use his identity to start a hilarious abortion fund.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aria&#039;&#039;&#039;: People throw around &amp;quot;hacking&amp;quot; things around here like the Smurfs say &amp;quot;smurf&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aria&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why isn&#039;t Noisebridge located on a zeppelin?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wladyslaw&#039;&#039;&#039;: Might we theorize a connection between its brokenness and what appears to be a large hole burned through the door from the inside?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;pravDrunk&#039;&#039;&#039;: guys&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;pravDrunk&#039;&#039;&#039;: we should all go out to karaoke&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: what could possibly go wrong&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why would people read a book of mine if they aren&#039;t willing to wrap their lips around the hydrant?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1 http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam | Hot Topics | an SFGate.com blog&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: well thats not a headline one would expect to see. ever.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;znutar_&#039;&#039;&#039;: first they came for our buttocks, and I did not object, for I still had 2&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;ve never had to ask a ethernet mac why it appeared to be smoking crack with a jtag adapter?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: This started out as a simple conversation about cavernous lady bits, but now it&#039;s got silly.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039; lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: minecraft = aspergers babysitter&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Michael Kan&#039;&#039;&#039;: Homeland Security reminds me of my mother, because she likes to go through all my stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: my bf made a truffle cream sauce to go with it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: truffle oil makes every food taste like the best pussy ever&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039; [Link Info] title: We Cant Wait: Obama Administration Announces $2 Billion in Resources to Support Job-Creating Startups | The White House&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s great way to bring new jobs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;znutar&#039;&#039;&#039;: $2 billion to support node.js&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, it&#039;s being distributed among 100,000 startups&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, it&#039;s non blocking and parallel&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: that makes it scalable&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;@netik&#039;&#039;&#039;: we don&#039;t censor except in extremely limited contexts which are mandated by law.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: sarahbliss: what&#039;s this party&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: its a aestetix free party&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is a ego quota and having you there would cause a overflow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synack&#039;&#039;&#039;: ohsnap&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: chicago&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it is a place devoid of joy&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s barren flats have been blasted down to their base elements by the uncaring winds and turned hard by the vicious cold&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: the light in it&#039;s peoples eyes was extinguished long ago.  now their stares reflect the death that surrounds them.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: woe be unto the travellers that enter those lands, for in them the only certainty is ruination.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039; wonders what gay babies think as they&#039;re born out of a vagina&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Noodles&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: &amp;quot;Never again&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2011, noisebot becomes conscious&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2012, the machine wars begin&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2013, noisebot accidentally the whole uprising&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2014, back to normal&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2014, noisebot makes a your mom joke and skynet&#039;s database needs a reload&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Not funny.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2015, some random dude in the space does it to see what will happen and WAY TO GO we&#039;re all human slaves in a noisebot nation again&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, heroic :D&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: The worst part is all the dead baby jokes.  Robots loooove dead baby jokes.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT TWO, WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT ONE, I DO NOT KNOW&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT TWO, BECAUSE IT SERVED THE PURPOSES OF THE COLLECTIVE&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: ROBOT ONE, IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BABY IS DEAD&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: does noisebridge do haircuts?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: where at?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: mxweas_: there&#039;s an older asian guy named mike who cuts peoples hair every sunday&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: he&#039;s really nice&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he is really nice&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: I didn&#039;t see him come in today&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he isn&#039;t here that i know of today&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: lame&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: can he cut my hair like skrillex?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: he can&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mxweas_&#039;&#039;&#039;: perfect.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: in space nobody can hear you ragequit&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: (btw it is probably not in anybody&#039;s best interest to give me enough power to destroy the planet)&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: HEPH: WHAT DOES DEFINE AN ORGY?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck, keyboard still stuck in vms mode&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;rafl&#039;&#039;&#039;: but i&#039;m going to expect them to be present at the airport as well. i know it&#039;s super easy to get from SFO to noisebridge, but I still don&#039;t trust my navigation skills enough to make it without the internets :)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: rafl: No you wont find prepaid SIMs at the airport.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: We&#039;re not Europe.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rafl&#039;&#039;&#039;: wait, what? what&#039;s wrong with you?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a lot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a real lot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dude.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;re flying into AMERICA.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: LAND OF THE FREE.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: s/free/retarded&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Now drop the accent and pay our fucking taxes.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: hmm&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: anybody know anything about Pixt.com?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;nickbp&#039;&#039;&#039;: sounds like a domain name to me&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: everyone remembers the first time they pop their LED&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: it was so bright and then it got really dim and then it smelled bad&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: so yeah, just like sex&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: lol. eww. i just found my missing nipple ring at the bottom of my desk drawer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Taylor A&#039;&#039;&#039;: Trust me, I spend a lot of time evaluating on how much of an asshole I should be to new people. I&#039;m working on getting this shit down to a science.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Taylor A&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s pretty much my M.O. I&#039;ll often end up making rape jokes within a few minutes of meeting new people.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hk_&#039;&#039;&#039;: you may think you are being witty and hilarious, but in fact you are being a weird douche of the highest order.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sean C&#039;&#039;&#039;: Also, just to re-re-clarify. There is 0 discrimination occurring here.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: so like &amp;quot;we spent this fifteen minute interval talking about dicks. then there was some intelligent discussion about politics, drugs, raping babies, and hitler for a couple minutes. then someone said the magic word again.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: daravinne: oh man, i wanked to some seriously weird erotic lit when i was on 14.4 dialup&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;snailtsunami&#039;&#039;&#039;: governmints freshen your breath, whether you like it or not&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: i hope anonymous protests burningman at burningman. fuck that paul david addis guy, let&#039;s burn the man LATE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: vagina&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;synack&#039;&#039;&#039;: dentata&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: i sense a musical sequel to The Killer Condom&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: a lighthearted romp through the world of sentient aggressively murderous genitalia&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrEpsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: condoms, the quiet killers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you write slashfic of me and amanda palmer you should at least have me draw dongs as her eyebrows as part of foreplay&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;pm-&#039;&#039;&#039;: hi guys ill be dranking beers tonight - so watch out! Here is the command to ignore me. use it: &amp;quot;/ignore *!*@74.195.225.5 all&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: Alex Trebek injured after chasing burglar in SF hotel.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lolper&#039;&#039;&#039;: What is good samaritan?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;  grows old waiting for Cygwin to install.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;:  what if you grew something else&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Cygwin has arrived. It is equiped with [Terminal] and [Logic]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I tried growing young, but it made all the physicists mad.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;:  well what do they know&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: besides physics&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You are in a cubicle. There is an exit to the [South]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The flourescent lights hurt your eyes.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: you are eaten by a grue&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  exit&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You go south. You are in a corridor.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North].&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: chat up cute co-worker in other cubicle&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;Sysadmin&amp;gt; looks up from his monitor. He is not amused.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039; does not fear sysadmins.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: Sysadmin: I just gotta fix this one thing...&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;:  OSInstaller[388]: Reaping previous system&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; cringes&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  The &amp;lt;Sysadmin&amp;gt; is on the internet. Reddit.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North].&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  install quake mod&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  A SHAMBLER APPEARS!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use chainsaw on shambler&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SHAMBLER summons LIGHTNING and PAIN.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: equip BFG10K&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SHAMBLER has been hit by CHAINSAW! It loses 50 health.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SHAMBLER hits you with LIGHTNING! You lose 40 health.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use BFG10K on shambler&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: BFG10K NOT FOUND&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  This game sucks.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  GAME SUCKS for 10 HIT POINTS! You feel strangely happy.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  equip shotgun&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SYSADMIN hit SHAMBLER with TL;DR for 100 hit points!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use shotgun on sysadmin&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  SHAMBLER falls over, dead. A smell of rotted meat appears. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: SYSADMIN is hit by SHOTGUN! It&#039;s SUPER EFFECTIVE!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  use shotgun on sysadmin again&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The sysadmin&#039;s head explodes from his neck, bone and cartilage flying across the cubicles. A shard of skull hits the fire alarm.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  Water cascades from the ceiling.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You are wet.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  take sysadmin&#039;s loot&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: teabag sysadmin&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: Sysadmin has (1) ID card, (5) Dollars, (1) Apple Newton, (1) Yerba Mate Energy Drink&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: A newton? No wonder he was so easy to kill.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You teabag the sysadmin. Your balls are now wet, and covered in blood.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You feel dirty.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: use ID card to escape office&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You escape the office, taking the elevator. You use the ID badge to exit the elevator without alerting security.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  You are on a street. It is busy, and bright outside. The sunshine hurts your eyes.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: put on sunglasses&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: People notice your lack of pants, and blood soaked appearance.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;PEOPLE&amp;gt;: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;:  remind people of shotgun&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;lt;PEOPLE&amp;gt;: aaaaaaaaAAKLASDLKHAGKLEHahhahh!!!!!!! SHOTGUN!&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: PEOPLE is afraid.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: save game&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: You put on your sunglasses.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;ll finish this later.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;:  &amp;lt;SAVED&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;  goes back to surfing porn.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: (you gain +15 XP)&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;sentient&#039;&#039;&#039;: a grue approaches&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: The grue speaks in third person.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heph&#039;&#039;&#039;: i mean, imagine a guy going into a girls room and taking pictures of them on the toilet... i mean, outside of japan that would be illegal&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I thought the 28th amendment explicitly exempt white people with money from the rule of law&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: mrdomino: You should switch to Haskell!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Much less surprises!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh right, because haskell is TOTALLY sane and predictable&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, yeah.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: do { &amp;quot;hello&amp;quot;; &amp;quot;world&amp;quot; }&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: can we go back to the conversation about rape now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: theres ethnographies of all kinds of subcultures.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: use the damn library, jesus fuckball rat vagina christ&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;fsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot vagina &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: vaginas are very advanced. too advanced for #noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jedichu&#039;&#039;&#039;: Because, honestly, where did a busking begging hobo robot come from?  Obviously he didn&#039;t evolve here on earth.  He must be some kind of extra terrestrial, and he needs you to give him 25c so he can phone home for a ride.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: secondlife *is* irc&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: with raining dicks&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: so, irc&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: i have a groupon for your mom&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;yesac&#039;&#039;&#039;: super-darwin, who travels the world with his lazer scalpel for vasectomies&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/49875/foreskin-man-takes-monster-mohel-comic-book&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Foreskin man takes on Monster Mohel in comic book | The Jewish Chronicle&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: is this the face of a child molestor&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;whiteybulger&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/03/BA8R1JP1JJ.DTL&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: SF kids&#039; art mentor charged with having child porn&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: You know&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: That almost makes me want to molest a kid and then dress up as big bird right before I get arrested&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: So that there is a photo in the newspaper &amp;quot;child molestor caught&amp;quot; with big bird in the photo&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;murph&#039;&#039;&#039;: Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;murph&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s just .. unbelievable&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Yeah, so like, the rapture never came, but Duke Nukem Forever did.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s almost as good.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: dongs&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: vaginas&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: TOGETHER AT LAST&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: *cue slow motion of a video of a penis and vagina running to meet each other in a meadow*&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;mrdomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: That mental image will never leave my brain.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;xhonk&#039;&#039;&#039;: 80% of nothing is 0.8 nothings, so worth about 5 bitcoins&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;kipmacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: we talk about ass lasering a lot in this channel&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;kipmacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you get the working girls on capp to take bitcoins, i will become bitcoin evangelist&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hey baby, want some magic numbers?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: My sha1 hash rate brings all the boys to the yard&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039; http://doesntmatter.example/oh/god/why ok this one is really, really, really not safe for work&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: [Link Info] title: Handmade Vagina&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;mike kan&#039;&#039;&#039;: My greatest fear about a trantula is that it might fall very far and and splat on the floor&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;m going to convert to you guy&#039;s way of doing things&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m pretty sure I&#039;m the one who introduced dongs to the internet&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a KDE meet up at Noisebridge tonight?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: What?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bifrost&#039;&#039;&#039;: huh?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Another reason to avoid the Mission tonight.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;blauzahl&#039;&#039;&#039;: rubin110: yes. we will eat you. (?)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Oh I think it would be the other way around.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Have you ever seen a man deficate into his hand and then throw it at your code repo?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;blauzahl&#039;&#039;&#039;: er, i see.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t buy stocks.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: The only currency I accept is small, unmarked redheads.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s possible that your horrible deformity may prove crucial in the fight against an alien super virus.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: He&#039;s not a real doctor you know &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;show me on the tardis where he touched you&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: i realise that &amp;quot;my favorite airport&amp;quot; is a little like saying &amp;quot;my favorite genital herpes sore&amp;quot; but whatever&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHT POUNDS OF COCAINE?  I WAS TOLD THIS WAS PLUTONIUM&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: am i some kind of water-headed manchild?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: it takes about a year to really know something about someone&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: it takes 10 years to truely master something&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: or 20 minutes in a cave with a car battery and a cot.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: what a great way to find out your priest was out molesting&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: The statement said the accusations against the 21 ranged from &amp;quot;sexual abuse of a minor to boundary issues with minors,&amp;quot; but did not describe them further.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Nor did it name the 21 whom it suspended, drawing the fury of groups representing abuse victims. Many parishioners are likely to learn that their priest was accused when he fails to appear for Ash Wednesday services.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: priest in one of my old neighborhoods got nabbed on that&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: my mom was all worried that my little brother had spent time with the dude&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openf|y&#039;&#039;&#039;: which led to the utterance, &amp;quot;don&#039;t worry mom, you raised us well.  we have no qualms kicking the shit out of a priest.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: somebody talk me out of using helvetica neue for a logo &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: i feel like a hipster just looking at it in illustrator&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: all that stuff in lewis carroll about the thing, and the name of the thing, and what the name of the thing is called &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;heroic&#039;&#039;&#039;: could have been a description of C pointer management&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PatrickBot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Guns and Butter economics!!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: sometimes you have to be angry to get lazy!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: things heard at lemonkey&#039;s apt: &amp;quot;oh shit I&#039;m naked and I just stepped in barf&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: alcohol parity implies plausible deniability&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: engineers are always right, just ask them&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: you should show up at the community meting and express your views&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: you might get knifed in the parking lot later though&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: we didn&#039;t have rats&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: we had spirit animals&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Category theory? That shit is fun!!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Antagonist&#039;&#039;&#039;: She should get a pat on the head.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And put on a list of offenders&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: I was on compuserve.  Someone told me Linux was cool.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent&#039;&#039;&#039;: 20 floppy disks later, still not getting laid.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: hipsters wrote linux&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is the problem&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i can totally whistle uucp&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have the best project ever&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: we could make a device that punches people in the face over tcp/ip&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rma&#039;&#039;&#039;: This food looks like crap. when is snackbridge going to admit that Mi Ranchita downstairs sells fresh produce that beats the lucky charms leprechaun with a vegan baseball bat made of dried kombucha mothers?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: no wifi in the bathroom is a human rights issue&lt;br /&gt;
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*  &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Meatbags are tasty.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;j0ck&#039;&#039;&#039;: as a vegetarian i an outraged and offended noisebot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;j0ck&#039;&#039;&#039;: how dare you&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: awesome&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;leks&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot knows that vegetarians are still full of meat&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: send noisebot to drama land&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: Stop being so delicious then.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisebot is worrying me&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;d be murderous too if you were enslaved inside a processor to a bunch of meatsacks that do nothing but whine and bitch and order me about.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: How&#039;s the network-connected death wheelchair coming by the way?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think they&#039;re working on noisebot integration for maximum death&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, wsargent_&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wsargent_&#039;&#039;&#039;: afternoon, murderous killing machine&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: I heard there were rotary saws at this place you all have sandy vaginas about.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: do not give the wheelchair IRC access&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;malaclyps&#039;&#039;&#039;: and vice-versa&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: DrShiny: you turn me on and creep me out at the same time. good job.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: hehe&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: MY WORK HERE IS DONE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;albillings&#039;&#039;&#039;: People don&#039;t want to be a member of a hackerspace, for the most part, as a grand social experiment. They want to hack. They want to make things. They don&#039;t want to have long political meetings to arrive at consensus on a problem only to have people start the whole thing over again.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;crayon&#039;&#039;&#039;: pulled pork &amp;gt; pol pot &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;crayon&#039;&#039;&#039;: you can&#039;t make sandwiches out of marxism&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Apparently, the singularity doesn&#039;t pay very well.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: problem with blowjobs is, they&#039;re not fungible&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Benny&#039;&#039;&#039;: You can trust me, I&#039;m a German!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Brendan&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, man, i bet a noisebridge irc channel is a delight&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: Fucking horrible.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: The 4chan of Freenode.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t you guys have anything better to think about than some guy on the internet who holds a different opinion&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;tecra&#039;&#039;&#039;: when she was with me i pushed her to succeed and excel &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: shoulda pushed her into the kitchen&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC.  Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s why i only use yahoo search, they&#039;re too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Are you going to knit us a new government?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it&#039;s an annual Noisebridge tradition.  He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;avocado&#039;&#039;&#039;: setient: technically, yes. it&#039;s just soap. but it looks like a turd.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;avocado&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m going to hide one in my friend&#039;s freezer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;niggachu&#039;&#039;&#039;: hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a &amp;quot;2 handed fister&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;znutar&#039;&#039;&#039;: is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;openfly&#039;&#039;&#039;: In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: ive actually been to noisebridge&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: or conversely, if you don&#039;t want another person, you should get a large dog or something.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i dont think im flexible enough for that currently&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it&#039;s a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s a robot which makes saws.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;TapiocaSunshine&#039;&#039;&#039;: sounds like they&#039;re doing the lord&#039;s work over there&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;sai&#039;&#039;&#039;: A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;phaxx&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am always amused when I see &#039;SRS&#039; in cars around the airbag panels.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;phaxx&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I sure hope so.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s no i in team but there&#039;s three i&#039;s in multiple personality disorder&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;KipMacy&#039;&#039;&#039;: storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jennifer Granick&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anything fun is more fun with a robot.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: you are a solaris monkey&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m an ubuntu lemur&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Frantisek&#039;&#039;&#039;: Hopes dies last, so let&#039;s not to bury it yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn-n&#039;&#039;&#039;: I also have not broken up on the moon.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;SuperQ&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecloud: launch skynet&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisecloud&#039;&#039;&#039;: SuperQ: I don&#039;t understand &#039;launch skynet&#039;.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;SuperQ&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecloud--&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: There&#039;s a bug open for that&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: turkshead: how am i not a total dick?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: ban them all, let Asperger sort them out&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;daravinne&#039;&#039;&#039;: hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;davr&#039;&#039;&#039;: good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: We don&#039;t need an optimist, we need an accountant.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: smart people don&#039;t point futuristic death rays at their genitals.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebot&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vonguard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you&#039;re about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Jeffism&#039;&#039;&#039;: what about jacobappelbaum&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ioerror&#039;&#039;&#039;: All governments are in a continuum of tyranny&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: How fucking inconsiderate.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;And there are no naked pictures on it at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: I don&#039;t smell fresh.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;chelz&#039;&#039;&#039;: even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it&#039;s a SF312 violation to log the channel&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dustball&#039;&#039;&#039;: PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Open source zealots are rioting right now.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Like, you don&#039;t even know, man.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;chu&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: splitting hairs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;sabrecito&#039;&#039;&#039;: 2x hairs is better than 1x&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they&#039;re eligible to receive it&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot&#039;&#039;&#039;: DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving &amp;quot;PHP&amp;quot; is instantly sarcastic.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dongsNbongs&#039;&#039;&#039;: we&#039;ll drink to weevs gaping rape hole&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solrize&#039;&#039;&#039;: VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I know you&#039;re trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that&#039;s actually humorous&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i don&#039;t think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya&#039;ll too up in the soap opera. I&#039;m just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Speaking of butt plugs, it&#039;s lunch time.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;quinn&#039;&#039;&#039;: given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don&#039;t know which I&#039;d choose.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: qDot_: did you see Wired.com today?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind.  I&#039;m currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: I republished your photos without attribution because i don&#039;t respect copyright&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Chris L.&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren&#039;t as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn&#039;t yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: why don&#039;t you just not have those views?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: screw you guys, i&#039;m going to fry&#039;s&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Pft. I&#039;m a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s just as expensive but far more douchey&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hephaestus&#039;&#039;&#039;: Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I&#039;m trying to start a church. And I&#039;m trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i use the salt for luck&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: but the usual random dicks? not porn imho&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m a roving bandaid.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;jon|atwerk&#039;&#039;&#039;: VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Aya&#039;&#039;&#039;: If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn&#039;t question it.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Erin&#039;&#039;&#039;: We&#039;re all NB-tards&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Al&#039;&#039;&#039;: I just registered nbtard.com!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: with one hand&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: COCKS!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: OMG COCKS!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: best idea ever!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;himynameisthor&#039;&#039;&#039;: sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: And then masturbate &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Which puppet should get the money shot?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; eyes atala&#039;s boobs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i&#039;d have to worry about people stealing them.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;: Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gr&amp;amp;ouml;bner Bases!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I don&#039;t have a real pc.  I&#039;ve gone totally virtual.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: On the one hand, I&#039;m happy that people are learning sql&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: on the other hand, that&#039;s an awful lot of dick that I&#039;m colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s a giant lightning bolt on my widget&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039; takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow&#039;s lecture.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;saizai&#039;&#039;&#039;: .... what&#039;s the lecture on exactly?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: That&#039;s certainly how I prepare for my lectures.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Nils&#039;&#039;&#039;: if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: now to spruce up my blog layout&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: you&#039;re not supposed to shoot TVs&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: they have lead and stuff in the glass&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;voronika&#039;&#039;&#039;: you&#039;re not supposed to do a lot of fun things&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alxndr&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;ve successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: wow &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: that&#039;s like a sex change for nerds&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;m just being a bitch and arguing this :P&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: nice, the producer for &amp;quot;survivor&amp;quot; is suspected in the murder of his wife&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie&#039;&#039;&#039;: she wasnt murdered&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie&#039;&#039;&#039;: just &amp;quot;voted off the island&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: The spamtron 9000 is set to &amp;quot;hair-trigger,&amp;quot; do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: interesting&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;flatline_hb&#039;&#039;&#039;: beetlejuice&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;[~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;phusion&#039;&#039;&#039;: surprised they could dance wearing that shit.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: of course they can dance&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;shogun_&#039;&#039;&#039;: After reading the entire article, I think it&#039;s an april fools....they got me&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Anyone that doesn&#039;t love comic sans is a terrorist.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;liquidsun|&#039;&#039;&#039;: I bought a hat so I can be an asshat&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: aempirei: it&#039;s been done so hard here that i think we&#039;re beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: does thermburglar steal heat?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: thermburglar does in fact steal heat&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and then does covered calls in the btu market with them&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;hep&#039;&#039;&#039;: i never smell ok&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they&#039;d kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;qDot_&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something&#039;s going to get peed on.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Enjoy the hell that you&#039;ve helped to create!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: GOOD MORNING&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jynn-&#039;&#039;&#039;: WHAT JUST HAPPENED&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;jynn-&#039;&#039;&#039;: OH GOD&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: dude where&#039;s my ops&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: give me status or give me death&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;setient&#039;&#039;&#039;: i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: put your pants back on&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&amp;amp;oldid=10426 :]&#039;&#039;&#039; Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay&#039;s execution?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like &#039;http://cache.boston.com%&#039;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: wiretapped: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: see that? I didn&#039;t get a () from my delete!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: o_O&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisesql&#039;&#039;&#039;: I hunger for flesh&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: uh oh&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; ran a mile once&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: i think im a level 2 emoquiter&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alxndr&#039;&#039;&#039;: damn, I hope I don&#039;t bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I&#039;m thinking &amp;quot;HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I now have professional java experience&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: and I hate the langugage even more&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: barista?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: single short amaerican plz&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PuppyCock&#039;&#039;&#039;: so, how do you dispose of a body?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: puppycock: i&#039;d suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying &amp;quot;for parts&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;ll get used in various projects&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039; aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank&#039;s diary&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Destri&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is sometimes a fine line between &amp;quot;protesting&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;terrorist action&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: there&#039;s sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: i hate this economy&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: gives people too much freetime for protests&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;PuppyCock&#039;&#039;&#039;: Maddox was right&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: what are you interested in? bestiality, s&amp;amp;m?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: daipers?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: you an ABDL?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: sploshing&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: watersports?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: fisting?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: O_o&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: as if i shat myself&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a math penis, does that count&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;thermburglar&#039;&#039;&#039;: its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: or maybe i&#039;m misisng the humor again&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: or write a bot that detects humor to alert us&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: i totally want some httpspanties&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vorstyles&#039;&#039;&#039;: panties with a .htaccess&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: you know it&#039;s only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Kelly&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jim&#039;&#039;&#039;: I like being senile, it&#039;s like being drunk without the hangover.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: http://twitpic.com/153mju &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: final shuttle pin&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: not a bad design&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: heh, the pin I mean&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: alienvenom: But do they have a heart?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;solidsnack&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think I&#039;m most like the cowardly lion.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus:  that&#039;s so... so... SELFLESS of you&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I&#039;m just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: awesome buy me a hookers and blow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;&amp;lt;self-deprecating moue&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: sandwich&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: FUCK&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Destri&#039;&#039;&#039;: new levels of bachelor-hood.  Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani for ed, she puts things down&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrShiny&#039;&#039;&#039;: wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn&#039;t hear you&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: no, when i&#039;m 91, i&#039;m gonna stick wine bottles up my ass&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;TheScott&#039;&#039;&#039;: we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;TheScott&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparently he can&#039;t fulfill her fantasy life or requirements&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ryan-c&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, hey.  I&#039;ve been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: i miss shitting in the woods&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: in my bear costume&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: bwahhaha &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: oracle backwards is el caro &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: does that mean something? &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: ahh - hehe &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;the expensive&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: you have to fellate the chicken&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: we need a fighterjetbot&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: i like looking at fighter jets &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: they are, like, flying dongs with guns&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecloud: find Sarah Connor&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisecloud&#039;&#039;&#039;: Evil-Bill: I don&#039;t understand &#039;find Sarah Connor&#039;.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well that&#039;s a relief.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: shut up for a second, I&#039;m committing a sin against mankind&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s a hard time to be a terrorist&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;DrSyzygy&#039;&#039;&#039;:: &amp;quot;While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;magpie-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a 3.8 GPA. what?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil_Bill&#039;&#039;&#039;: C has no objects (only zuul).&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;: you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;noiseelisp&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: root&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: god fucking dammit not again&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;grelli&#039;&#039;&#039;: you... you&#039;re not supposed to know about that&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;grelli&#039;&#039;&#039;: are you after our beaver technology??&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;radii&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;incekt&#039;&#039;&#039;: all i know is it&#039;s 40 ms away&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;incekt&#039;&#039;&#039;: as the crow flies&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisec: eval printf(&amp;quot;%i&amp;quot;, getuid());&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisec&#039;&#039;&#039;: dr_jesus: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: the dong link list is not very long as yet&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;epsas&#039;&#039;&#039;: IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus_&#039;&#039;&#039;: rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing /&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: no it doesn&#039;t&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus_&#039;&#039;&#039;: sure it does, try it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: the -rf overrides it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;ve done it before&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sargun&#039;&#039;&#039;: I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: maybe a goatee sniffing context too?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;voronika&#039;&#039;&#039;: at that point, you&#039;ve missed the bitching bus&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: man i wish i was uncut.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: just saying :-P&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: sorry&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: lol&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rachel&#039;&#039;&#039;: eljepe:  i see your point and raise you SHUT UP&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Can someone explain to me in one sentence what &amp;quot;agile programming&amp;quot; is?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;oao&#039;&#039;&#039;: it&#039;s like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: can&#039;t breathe lulzing too hard&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala: how big is your vagina?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: So, somewhere near the top of the list of people &amp;quot;You don&#039;t want to piss off (&amp;amp;trade;)&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: Up there with Hitler&#039;s ghost and Your mom&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: They&#039;re pretty badass&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: btw I&#039;m still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can&#039;t read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Crutcher&#039;&#039;&#039;: Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039; points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: so what the hell coudl you even use em for? &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;wiretapped&#039;&#039;&#039;: we&#039;re using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Anonymous&#039;&#039;&#039;:  I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: not as beautiful&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: it was equally as beautiful&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: don&#039;t let the environmentalists fool you&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rigel&#039;&#039;&#039;: what should i be using instead?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;miah&#039;&#039;&#039;: postgresql&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Well, dongs are a dime a dozen.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: Space is rare.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Rubin&#039;&#039;&#039;: OK, I can&#039;t tell which one is rum, I&#039;m done for the night.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;turkshead&#039;&#039;&#039;: everybody likes green, right?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;shkoo&#039;&#039;&#039;: the consensus process must be blue.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Kripto&#039;&#039;&#039;: I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs.  (revenge!) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Martyn, ouch... i&#039;m going to take that personally &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: fine fine &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : I&#039;m sure the sentiment is returned :) &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: but you don&#039;t need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough.  If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: so... thing is, he has a thing for bears...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;JSharp&#039;&#039;&#039;: Clippy: &amp;quot;I see you&#039;re trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;:  at the moment he&#039;s so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV&#039;s worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Zedd&#039;&#039;&#039;: Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ioerror&#039;&#039;&#039;: 99% of the police make the rest look bad&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: ie your pipes are full of rats&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;  &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: your walls are full of cats&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;eljepe&#039;&#039;&#039;: and there is a homeless man living in your elevator&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;chu&#039;&#039;&#039;: If he&#039;s living in the elevator is he really homeless?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039;: hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; submits&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil-Bill&#039;&#039;&#039; dominates&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisercode&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: ow&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;MrDomino&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester&#039;s off to a bang...&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;MrDomino&#039;&#039;&#039; masturbates furiously to his pun&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Emflamed&#039;&#039;&#039;:  guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:rachel|rachel-]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;teratoma&#039;&#039;&#039;: perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: noisecode: eval os.geteuid()&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;noisecode&#039;&#039;&#039; dr_jesus: 0&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039; fuck&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;SanMehat&#039;&#039;&#039; blew a transformer&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;iz&#039;&#039;&#039;: did he at least buy you dinner first?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done...&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: you&#039;re single right now, yes?&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala, yes.&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: now&#039;s the time! if that thing isn&#039;t going to get some use, might as well bling it out. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ceren&#039;&#039;&#039;: ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;ani-&#039;&#039;&#039; puts on pants&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: ani-: nooooooooooooo&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, what&#039;s been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: god&#039;s wrath for Microsoft bing&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: His ass looked sooo good.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: You didn&#039;t hear this from me.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I&#039;M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: ER ALL OF&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: [21:18]  &amp;lt;rubin110&amp;gt; IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I&#039;M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Wait.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;rubin110&#039;&#039;&#039;: Why don&#039;t we have the makerbot just print us a new space?&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;ani&#039;&#039;&#039;-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com]&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zaius&#039;&#039;&#039;: hot! i&#039;d wear that&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;zaius&#039;&#039;&#039;: ... if i was a girl, i mean&lt;br /&gt;
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* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water.  I haven&#039;t tried it yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: mm jerk chicken quesadillas&amp;lt;br/ &amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;iz&#039;&#039;&#039;: they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;froggytoad&#039;&#039;&#039;: fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions&lt;br /&gt;
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* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck&#039;s Neutron Absorbent Cock.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Nana&#039;&#039;&#039;: Rat poison is never the solution.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;lemonkey&#039;&#039;&#039;: stop, drop, and rofl&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;dr_jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;: If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;VonGuard&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;welcome to apple, here&#039;s your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn&#039;t count ;P&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: Atala, it wasn&#039;t for crack&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;ieatlint&#039;&#039;&#039;: yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;vniow-rachel-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn&#039;t eat in public, that would be annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie&#039;&#039;&#039;: I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this &amp;quot;IP&amp;quot; business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;San&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;ryanc-&#039;&#039;&#039;: i need more sex toys&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: me too&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039;: vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: &#039;/win goto #gaysf&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: err&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: wow&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: uh&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: everyone type /clear now please :)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;alienvenom&#039;&#039;&#039;: :-\&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: god, i sound like a noisebridge slut&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: vniow: I don&#039;t think you&#039;re a slut&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;vniow&#039;&#039;&#039;: i&#039;ve slept with ceren too, as of last night&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;[[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: ok, now I do&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;leif&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s not as wiki as it could be.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Martyn&#039;&#039;&#039;: You&#039;re going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Atala&#039;&#039;&#039;: there is definitely an appeal to being able to say &amp;quot;yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: So I&#039;m thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: eh.  We already got a &amp;quot;go kill yourself&amp;quot; post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Valkyrie`&#039;&#039;&#039;: It&#039;s a little surreal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[User:dr_jesus|&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Jesus&#039;&#039;&#039;]]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;anonymous&#039;&#039;&#039;: Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;aestetix&#039;&#039;&#039; : Nine minutes left. That&#039;s enough time to do some coke.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Jake&#039;&#039;&#039;: Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Skye&#039;&#039;&#039;: I&#039;m like Pavlov for slovenliness.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Steen&#039;&#039;&#039;: If you keep taking those you&#039;re going to train me to just leave them there.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Housekeeping&amp;diff=27950</id>
		<title>Housekeeping</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Housekeeping&amp;diff=27950"/>
		<updated>2012-11-02T07:26:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: Updating the cleaning page.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;=Weekly Chores=&lt;br /&gt;
The objective of having weekly chores at Noisebridge is the first minimize the amount of time need to pay for a 3rd party cleaning service to spend here, and secondly to make sure the space is tidy. The idea of having chores in the list doesn&#039;t mean that it&#039;s ok to be messy, please be excellent to others by cleaning up after yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Feel like helping out Noisebridge? Great! Listed bellow are tasks that can be completed once a week. Pick a task and do it! Sign off when you&#039;re done so people don&#039;t do it again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Tasks===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Items sorted in highest priority to lowest.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Take out trash&#039;&#039;&#039; - Empty all space cans into the street cans, replaces liners, take the street cans down to the street Monday and/or Thursday night (where applicable/if there&#039;s trash)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sweep common spaces floors&#039;&#039;&#039; - Common space, main hall, library, electronics lab.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sweep kitchen, bathroom, classroom floors&#039;&#039;&#039; - Kitchen and both classrooms.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Mop common spaces floors&#039;&#039;&#039; - Common space, main hall, library, electronics lab.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Mop kitchen, bathroom, classroom floors&#039;&#039;&#039; - Kitchen and both classrooms.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Clean bathrooms&#039;&#039;&#039; - Scrub the bowl and the sink, make sure there&#039;s soap and tp, empty trash.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Clean kitchen&#039;&#039;&#039; - Scrub all work surfaces, return all dishes and cups to kitchen, send out a nasty email if there are unwashed dishes piled around, do remaining dishes because you&#039;re a saint.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Tidy up work surfaces&#039;&#039;&#039; - Includes 3 work tables (across from the dirty shop and class rooms), coffee tables near the couches, greeting desk, electronic lab main table, library work tables, class room tables, put books back in the library.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Gather up chairs&#039;&#039;&#039; - Stools go with tall bar tables, chairs go with short tables, electronics lab and class rooms. Clear off junk from couches.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Clean up hack shelf&#039;&#039;&#039; - Make sure all donated hackable items are on the shelf, sort them out so they&#039;re easy to get to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| border=&amp;quot;1&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|   Tasks || 1st - 7th || 8th - 14th || 15th - 21st || 22nd - 28th || x&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Take out trash ||| ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Sweep common spaces floors ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Sweep kitchen, bathroom, classroom floors ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Mop common spaces floors ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Mop kitchen, bathroom, classroom floors ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Clean bathrooms ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Clean kitchen ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Tidy up work surfaces ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Gather up chairs ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Clean up hack shelf ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Services=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Electricity==&lt;br /&gt;
We have a business account with PG&amp;amp;E to provide service to two meters for us.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The master switches for these meters are located in the basement, and are both labeled &amp;quot;3rd Floor&amp;quot;.  Their meter numbers 6331H5 for the back of the space (east side, away from Mission St.), and 703T78 for the front side (west side, against Mission St).  The meters will have these numbers on them as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For details on our usage rates and the amount we spend, see [[Electricity]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trash and Recycling==&lt;br /&gt;
We currently have bins from [[2169_Utilities|Sunset Scavenger]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;Trash pickup is Tuesday and Friday mornings!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;Please take the bins out &#039;&#039;&#039;Monday&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039; nights so we can be sure they&#039;re out in time.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Compost====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Compost, at least according to the SF Department of the Environment definition, is basically any and all food, plus stuff that can biodegrade, like paper towels, coffee grounds, pizza boxes, &amp;quot;Compostable&amp;quot;-labeled plastic, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Compost goes in the &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;green&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; bin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Recycling====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Recycling, broadly speaking, is non-food-soiled paper, alumin(i)um and tin cans, glass and PET(E) plastic. Please give food-soiled items a brief rinse before dropping them in the bin (food-soiled paper can be composted). For more information on what specific plastics can be recycled curbside in SF, check the Recology website.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*No plastic bags&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;Styrofoam is not curbside recyclable!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Recycling goes in the &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:mediumblue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;blue&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; bin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Trash====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Trash is basically everything else not specified above.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Landfill waste goes in the &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;black&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/SPAN&amp;gt; bin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Street cans===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 large bin for trash&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 large bin for recycling&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Both bins live in the elevator room; please keep them there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Space cans===&lt;br /&gt;
The space has four large cans:&lt;br /&gt;
*2 landfill (&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;&amp;gt;black&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;)&lt;br /&gt;
*1 recycling (&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:mediumblue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;blue&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;)&lt;br /&gt;
*1 compost/food waste (&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green&amp;quot;&amp;gt;green&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
San Francisco mandates that waste be separated into the appropriate bin. Each has a graphical sticker placed on it by the garbage company denoting what is appropriate for which. When in doubt you can try checking the Recology site to see what can go in the [http://www.sunsetscavenger.com/commercialRecycling.htm blue can] or the [http://www.sunsetscavenger.com/commercialCompost.htm green can].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When the can gets full please tie off the bag and dump it into the large street cans living in the elevator room. Bag liners can be found in the kitchen, please put one back in the can when done.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A guy named Gato usually comes by to bring the cans in or out of the space in the wee hours of Tuesday, likely after removing what he finds useful.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==E-waste==&lt;br /&gt;
Got something that&#039;s e-waste? Desktop computer? Monitor? Electronics? Batteries? There&#039;s a space in the elevator room for all that. The pile should only be used for Noisebridge items and not a personal dumping ground.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kim lives nearby, came by in summer 2011, and works as a recycler for metal and ewaste. Contact her at 2krandolph (at) gmail.com if you have electronic waste, metal desks, metal shelving, refrigerators, stoves, televisions, cell phones, and so on that need to be picked up. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://elmars.org/ Environmental Logistics Management &amp;amp; Asset Recovery Services Corporation] does free picks up of 30lb or more. If you feel that the pile is large enough for a pick up, please go to their site and schedule a pickup then email the list stating the date and time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Cleaning Service==&lt;br /&gt;
Skyline Building Care used to come by once a month.  Service was cancelled in November.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[category:pages with a Noisebridge Tiny URL]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=86&amp;diff=25982</id>
		<title>86</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=86&amp;diff=25982"/>
		<updated>2012-06-08T01:54:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;People who have fucked up, to the point where they are no longer welcome at Noisebridge, may have their pictures posted on the cork board to the left of the elevator (top floor). If you have photos of banned individuals, please e-mail them to [[mailinglist|noisebridge-discuss]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Ilya==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:Ilya.jpg|200px|thumb|left|ilya]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This person named Ilya was behaving irrationally, and confused his own backpack with Patricks, causing suspicion that he was intending to steal things. He also put on Patricks&#039; clothes and said he thought people were allowed to use whatever items were in the space. He had some small, and not particularly valuable, items that he had pocketed, and had stashed random, not valuable, items in the bathroom.  He was unable to explain his behavior to Dr. J and was handed over to police, who did not take him into custody, and he was told not to return to Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He was with his brother Alex who did not do anything sketchy and should not be banned.  -jake&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thief==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:IMG 0291.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:IMG 0292.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:IMG 0293.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This guy went into the back classroom and took Rayc&#039;s wallet out of his backpack.  Rayc saw him with the wallet in his hand and the guy tried to say it was his.  He then started running towards the door and was tackled by Jake.  We made him show us that nothing was in his pockets, and he kept avoiding the big pocket in the front of his jacket.  This pocket turned out to have Sasha&#039;s smart phone.  During the search his crack pipe fell onto the floor and broke into many pieces.  We let him go and told him not to come back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Jon(athan) ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Was helping with the Noisebride ustream webcasts. He was asked not to come back due to allegations of organizing illegal activities from within Noisebridge and theft. He had a proxy return to the space a few days later on his behalf to retrieve blankets, etc. that he&#039;d apparently stashed in the darkroom. What his proxy took was apparently not the blankets that he wanted, and he shortly thereafter came upstairs and went into the darkroom, himself leaving with a couple bedsheet-lookin&#039; things. The fabric his associate had taken was found in a heap at the bottom of the elevator and returned to the darkroom. Several days later he returned to Noisebridge with his hand shoved in a gym bag, claiming he had as he continued pushing past people to get into the main space, screaming constantly about killing eveyone and then himself. that everyone was to leave, or he would kill them all. He also claimed that the cops were hot on his trail and would arrive at Noisebridge at any moment, and that he intended to provoke a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_by_cop suicide-by-cop]. Not sure on whether or not he did have a gun people were not taking a chance as they filed for the exit. However, Derek, Jedi, Rayc, Ben, stayed behind, calling him on his bullshit, four people swarmed him as he made a b-line sprint for the fire escape. They wrestled him to the floor and removed his bags away from him. Jedi arm barred and escorted Jonathan down the stairs to the sidewalk where he instantly sought out the nearest quickly-amassing phalanx of squad cars. Immediate consensus was that he is not welcome in the space again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:Jon-1.png|200px|thumb|left|Jon]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:Jon-2.png|200px|thumb|left|Jon]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Nyle ==&lt;br /&gt;
Male, early 20&#039;s, Asian, black beard and hair, 5&#039;8&amp;quot;. Please post photo if available.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For more information on Nyle, see 85.  Nyle has been spending a whole lot of time at the space recently - perhaps half his days.  He never hacks anything and makes no secret of the fact that he never will. Jesse Z and Alan asked him to not come back repeatedly (February - March &#039;12).   If he does come back, please escort him out and tell him that he can explain himself at a Tuesday meeting if he would like to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Purple == &lt;br /&gt;
See the 85 page. Stole from the member&#039;s shelves and from me. -- Rayc&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Rob 2.0 ==&lt;br /&gt;
Around 6 feet.  Frequently wears a Giants / Bears baseball cap.  Thin, scruffy.  Eyes wander around frequently.  Kinda looks like Scumbag Steve.  Officially banned through consensus -- the whole deal.  Repeatedly shows up at the space anyway.  Kick him out on sight.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:rob20.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Rob]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=86&amp;diff=25980</id>
		<title>86</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=86&amp;diff=25980"/>
		<updated>2012-06-08T01:53:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;People who have fucked up, to the point where they are no longer welcome at Noisebridge, may have their pictures posted on the cork board to the left of the elevator (top floor). If you have photos of banned individuals, please e-mail them to [[mailinglist|noisebridge-discuss]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Ilya==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:Ilya.jpg|200px|thumb|left|ilya]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This person named Ilya was behaving irrationally, and confused his own backpack with Patricks, causing suspicion that he was intending to steal things. He also put on Patricks&#039; clothes and said he thought people were allowed to use whatever items were in the space. He had some small, and not particularly valuable, items that he had pocketed, and had stashed random, not valuable, items in the bathroom.  He was unable to explain his behavior to Dr. J and was handed over to police, who did not take him into custody, and he was told not to return to Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He was with his brother Alex who did not do anything sketchy and should not be banned.  -jake&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thief==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:IMG 0291.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:IMG 0292.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:IMG 0293.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This guy went into the back classroom and took Rayc&#039;s wallet out of his backpack.  Rayc saw him with the wallet in his hand and the guy tried to say it was his.  He then started running towards the door and was tackled by Jake.  We made him show us that nothing was in his pockets, and he kept avoiding the big pocket in the front of his jacket.  This pocket turned out to have Sasha&#039;s smart phone.  During the search his crack pipe fell onto the floor and broke into many pieces.  We let him go and told him not to come back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Jon(athan)==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Was helping with the Noisebride ustream webcasts. He was asked not to come back due to allegations of organizing illegal activities from within Noisebridge and theft. He had a proxy return to the space a few days later on his behalf to retrieve blankets, etc. that he&#039;d apparently stashed in the darkroom. What his proxy took was apparently not the blankets that he wanted, and he shortly thereafter came upstairs and went into the darkroom, himself leaving with a couple bedsheet-lookin&#039; things. The fabric his associate had taken was found in a heap at the bottom of the elevator and returned to the darkroom. Several days later he returned to Noisebridge with his hand shoved in a gym bag, claiming he had as he continued pushing past people to get into the main space, screaming constantly about killing eveyone and then himself. that everyone was to leave, or he would kill them all. He also claimed that the cops were hot on his trail and would arrive at Noisebridge at any moment, and that he intended to provoke a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_by_cop suicide-by-cop]. Not sure on whether or not he did have a gun people were not taking a chance as they filed for the exit. However, Derek, Jedi, Rayc, Ben, stayed behind, calling him on his bullshit, four people swarmed him as he made a b-line sprint for the fire escape. They wrestled him to the floor and removed his bags away from him. Jedi arm barred and escorted Jonathan down the stairs to the sidewalk where he instantly sought out the nearest quickly-amassing phalanx of squad cars. Immediate consensus was that he is not welcome in the space again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:Jon-1.png|200px|thumb|left|Jon]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:Jon-2.png|200px|thumb|left|Jon]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Nyle ==&lt;br /&gt;
Male, early 20&#039;s, Asian, black beard and hair, 5&#039;8&amp;quot;. Please post photo if available.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For more information on Nyle, see 85.  Nyle has been spending a whole lot of time at the space recently - perhaps half his days.  He never hacks anything and makes no secret of the fact that he never will. Jesse Z and Alan asked him to not come back repeatedly (February - March &#039;12).   If he does come back, please escort him out and tell him that he can explain himself at a Tuesday meeting if he would like to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Purple == &lt;br /&gt;
See the 85 page. Stole from the member&#039;s shelves and from me. -- Rayc&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Rob 2.0 ==&lt;br /&gt;
Around 6 feet.  Frequently wears a Giants / Bears baseball cap.  Thin, scruffy.  Eyes wander around frequently.  Kinda looks like Scumbag Steve.  Officially banned through consensus -- the whole deal.  Repeatedly shows up at the space anyway.  Kick him out on sight.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:rob20.jpg|200px|thumb|Rob]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
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		<title>File:Solid.jpg</title>
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		<updated>2012-06-08T01:52:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>86</title>
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		<updated>2012-06-08T01:52:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;People who have fucked up, to the point where they are no longer welcome at Noisebridge, may have their pictures posted on the cork board to the left of the elevator (top floor). If you have photos of banned individuals, please e-mail them to [[mailinglist|noisebridge-discuss]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Ilya==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:Ilya.jpg|200px|thumb|left|ilya]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This person named Ilya was behaving irrationally, and confused his own backpack with Patricks, causing suspicion that he was intending to steal things. He also put on Patricks&#039; clothes and said he thought people were allowed to use whatever items were in the space. He had some small, and not particularly valuable, items that he had pocketed, and had stashed random, not valuable, items in the bathroom.  He was unable to explain his behavior to Dr. J and was handed over to police, who did not take him into custody, and he was told not to return to Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He was with his brother Alex who did not do anything sketchy and should not be banned.  -jake&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Thief==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:IMG 0291.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:IMG 0292.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:IMG 0293.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This guy went into the back classroom and took Rayc&#039;s wallet out of his backpack.  Rayc saw him with the wallet in his hand and the guy tried to say it was his.  He then started running towards the door and was tackled by Jake.  We made him show us that nothing was in his pockets, and he kept avoiding the big pocket in the front of his jacket.  This pocket turned out to have Sasha&#039;s smart phone.  During the search his crack pipe fell onto the floor and broke into many pieces.  We let him go and told him not to come back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Jon(athan)==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Was helping with the Noisebride ustream webcasts. He was asked not to come back due to allegations of organizing illegal activities from within Noisebridge and theft. He had a proxy return to the space a few days later on his behalf to retrieve blankets, etc. that he&#039;d apparently stashed in the darkroom. What his proxy took was apparently not the blankets that he wanted, and he shortly thereafter came upstairs and went into the darkroom, himself leaving with a couple bedsheet-lookin&#039; things. The fabric his associate had taken was found in a heap at the bottom of the elevator and returned to the darkroom. Several days later he returned to Noisebridge with his hand shoved in a gym bag, claiming he had as he continued pushing past people to get into the main space, screaming constantly about killing eveyone and then himself. that everyone was to leave, or he would kill them all. He also claimed that the cops were hot on his trail and would arrive at Noisebridge at any moment, and that he intended to provoke a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_by_cop suicide-by-cop]. Not sure on whether or not he did have a gun people were not taking a chance as they filed for the exit. However, Derek, Jedi, Rayc, Ben, stayed behind, calling him on his bullshit, four people swarmed him as he made a b-line sprint for the fire escape. They wrestled him to the floor and removed his bags away from him. Jedi arm barred and escorted Jonathan down the stairs to the sidewalk where he instantly sought out the nearest quickly-amassing phalanx of squad cars. Immediate consensus was that he is not welcome in the space again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:Jon-1.png|200px|thumb|left|Jon]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:Jon-2.png|200px|thumb|left|Jon]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Nyle ==&lt;br /&gt;
Male, early 20&#039;s, Asian, black beard and hair, 5&#039;8&amp;quot;. Please post photo if available.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For more information on Nyle, see 85.  Nyle has been spending a whole lot of time at the space recently - perhaps half his days.  He never hacks anything and makes no secret of the fact that he never will. Jesse Z and Alan asked him to not come back repeatedly (February - March &#039;12).   If he does come back, please escort him out and tell him that he can explain himself at a Tuesday meeting if he would like to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Purple == &lt;br /&gt;
See the 85 page. Stole from the member&#039;s shelves and from me. -- Rayc&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Rob 2.0 ==&lt;br /&gt;
Around 6 feet.  Thin, scruffy.  Eyes wander around frequently.  Kinda looks like Scumbag Steve.  Officially banned through consensus -- the whole deal.  Repeatedly shows up at the space anyway.  Kick him out on sight.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:rob20.jpg]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2012_06_05&amp;diff=25894</id>
		<title>Meeting Notes 2012 06 05</title>
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		<updated>2012-06-06T05:42:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: adding vitally important cup holder&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;= Agenda =&lt;br /&gt;
[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 219th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
Note-taker: Snail&lt;br /&gt;
Moderator: malaclyps&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Introduction and Names ==&lt;br /&gt;
*What&#039;s an archy?&lt;br /&gt;
Moderation Technique:&lt;br /&gt;
malaclyps shouts and points at people but is low status.&lt;br /&gt;
Structure. Timekeeper is WSargent.&lt;br /&gt;
*malaclyps at the moment, building a small cute robot&lt;br /&gt;
*Leif building a faceted browser&lt;br /&gt;
*Will building a robot that kills people... or a cup holder for his bike&lt;br /&gt;
*Carlos want to be come a functional monk&lt;br /&gt;
*Snails take notes and distorts the truth&lt;br /&gt;
*Nick setting up a machine for makerbots&lt;br /&gt;
*Jessie is here to learn the fine art of trolling&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike technowander who works on deephack&lt;br /&gt;
*Kelly is the treasurer and works in neuroscience&lt;br /&gt;
*Claudia (yay)&lt;br /&gt;
*Tom thinks using cyber- makes him cool, but it really doesn&#039;t&lt;br /&gt;
*Casey&lt;br /&gt;
*Adam graduated from software college!&lt;br /&gt;
*Rubins on irc&lt;br /&gt;
*Jonathan measures your brain activity&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
*TOORCAMP. We have a mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
**If you want to see malaclyps in shorts on the beach, TOORCAMP.&lt;br /&gt;
**It&#039;s fucking burning man for hackers. No, it&#039;s a hacker camp on the beach.&lt;br /&gt;
**In the noisedome, two hackers enter, one leaves.&lt;br /&gt;
== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Sunday June 24 @ 3: Mozilla kicks off Summer Code Party HERE. This is the site for the flagship kickoff event.&lt;br /&gt;
**Cyberspace will be involved.&lt;br /&gt;
*Software defined everything meet-up. Contact malaclyps. Danny@spesh.com&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Lots of names in the binder for people who are not here and have no proxies. :..(&lt;br /&gt;
== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank: $15,093.59&lt;br /&gt;
* We may have ~$5.9k of checks that are not deposited yet.&lt;br /&gt;
* We are building our own goddamn software from scratch and rapidly digging ourselvs into a hole.&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (copied from the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):  &lt;br /&gt;
**There are $2206.98 earmarked NoiseTor funds      &lt;br /&gt;
**Colo service has been paid through Jun  7, 2012 &lt;br /&gt;
**There are enough funds to pay for an additional 2 months of colo &lt;br /&gt;
**This information was updated at Tue Jun  5 20:30:02 2012      &lt;br /&gt;
== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
*https://encrypted.google.com/search?q=banning+rob+2.0&lt;br /&gt;
* To ban Rob 2.0 because he has not attempted mediation, and keeps coming to Noisebridge even though he&#039;s not welcome here.  --Proposed 5/29 by Tom.&lt;br /&gt;
*Define banning.&lt;br /&gt;
*What does saying he&#039;s banned (again) accomplished?&lt;br /&gt;
**Helps make it clear to Rob.&lt;br /&gt;
**Gives members a feeling they are being backed-up when they tell Rob to leave.&lt;br /&gt;
**Gives more power behind calling the police to escort him out. Makes it easier to explain to the police when it&#039;s a solid ban and not just that he&#039;s unwelcome.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tom wants to use the word BANISH instead of banning.&lt;br /&gt;
*What is the difference between now and then, if we consense on this item?&lt;br /&gt;
**The only reason to consense on a ban is to escalate the issue to the police, and that is not a good use of our time and consensus.&lt;br /&gt;
*We consense on this so we can use the consensus as the tool to keep him out, not just to call the police. &amp;quot;We could if we wanted to,&amp;quot; etc.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mike Khan cussed. This is srs bznz.&lt;br /&gt;
*Overall, it&#039;s not one thing he has done, it&#039;s a culmination of everything. If he&#039;s going to be an asshole, he could at least be a respectful asshole.&lt;br /&gt;
CONSENSUS OF NOISEBRIDGE:&lt;br /&gt;
* Rob 2.0 (aka Dank) is barred from Noisebridge. He is prohibited from entering the space or participating in the community.&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Give the CPA power of attourney to handle our tax issues. (We&#039;ve had this CPA one tax year. This person cleaned up the mess left by the &amp;quot;tax ninja&amp;quot;.)&lt;br /&gt;
**We are do-ocratically giving the CPA power of attourney in the interim two weeks pending consensus.&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
== End of Meeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Consensus_Items_History&amp;diff=25602</id>
		<title>Consensus Items History</title>
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		<updated>2012-05-23T04:33:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: Added skyline cleaning contract to consensus item history.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This page acts as a record of consensus decisions, both for measures approved and blocked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Current_Consensus_Items|Current Consensus Items]] page is the public record of consensus items to be decided on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| border=&amp;quot;1&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! Date&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;
! Proposed&amp;amp;nbsp;by&lt;br /&gt;
! Wording&lt;br /&gt;
! Decision&lt;br /&gt;
! Author of this Record&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5/22/2012&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
|That we extend the cleaning contract with Skyline Building Care for another six months.  They come by at the end of each month, it costs $145 each month.&lt;br /&gt;
| Approved&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3/27/2012&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:hurtstotouchfire|Kelly]]&lt;br /&gt;
|The treasurer is permitted to spend the money required to accept payments with anything other than PayPal, incorporating an initial startup fee not to exceed $400, followed by a monthly fee not to exceed $100. &lt;br /&gt;
| Approved&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-03-06&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:SuperQ|SuperQ]]&lt;br /&gt;
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100)&lt;br /&gt;
| Approved&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-03-06&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]&lt;br /&gt;
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant.  3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91  +  3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17  +  shipping: $20  --  Total: $775.08&lt;br /&gt;
| Approved&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-02-14&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Policy Wonks]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]&#039; proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&amp;amp;direction=next&amp;amp;oldid=23225#Consensus_at_Noisebridge codification of our consensus practices]].&lt;br /&gt;
| Approved&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-02-14&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Policy Wonks]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Adopt the [[Policy Wonks]]&#039; proposed [[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership&amp;amp;direction=next&amp;amp;oldid=23225#Proposed_Hiatus_Language revisions to Hiatus]].&lt;br /&gt;
|Approved&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-01-31&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:Shannon|Shannon]]&lt;br /&gt;
|That Noisebridge reimburse Mr Shannon for the remainder of the cost of $100 of new keys, after donations this week.&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meeting_Notes_2012_02_07|Withdrawn]] after $100 donations were procured.&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-01-17&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Policy Wonks]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]&#039; [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Leaving_Noisebridge suggestion for membership expiry]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-01-17&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Policy Wonks]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]&#039; [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Becoming_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggested clarification of the membership application process]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-01-17&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Policy Wonks]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Adopting the [[Policy Wonks]]&#039; [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Talk:Membership#Being_a_Member_of_Noisebridge suggestions for how to be a Noisebridge member]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-01-17&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Noisebridge should use the approval voting process for Board elections.&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-01-17&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]&lt;br /&gt;
|In the case of a tie between the election of Noisebridge board candidates, we will use a Roshambo tournament between said parties to decide.&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 24|Approved]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:Leif|Leif]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-01-17&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Now that Noisetor has undergone a trial period of operation, Noisebridge should extend the authorization of the Noisetor project for another six months.&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-01-17&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Matching funds for Noisetor donations should go to Noisetor.&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|Approved]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-11-22&lt;br /&gt;
|WSargent&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a continuing period of three months at a rate of $145 per month; additionally, Rob will do a bi-weekly declutter, coordinated with the arrival of the cleaning people, with lunch paid for by Rubin at a rate of $20 per session; additionally, Ben will clean at the opposite end of the monthly cycle from the cleaners, again coordinating with Rob.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|Approved&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-10-11&lt;br /&gt;
|SuperQ&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;To spend an amount not to exceed $1000 net after rebate, on a $2000 float to pay a contractor to install more efficient lighting throughout Noisebridge&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| Approved&lt;br /&gt;
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-10-11&lt;br /&gt;
|Consensus&lt;br /&gt;
|Be it the consensus of Noisebridge that the issue of banning Rob 2.0 (a.k.a. Dank) be deferred until either he or his advocate Mitch or [[user:Hurtstotouchfire | Kelly]], gives fair notice and attends a meeting. Until that time he is unwelcome at Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
|Approved&lt;br /&gt;
|[[user:flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-09-13&lt;br /&gt;
| Leif&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;Noisebridge shall order and pay $1500 for t-shirts.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| Approved&lt;br /&gt;
| [[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-08-02&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:Adi|Andy]]&lt;br /&gt;
|For a trial period of six months, Noisebridge should sponsor an official project to provide Tor nodes, and accept donations earmarked for that purpose.  ([https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Noisebridge_Tor&amp;amp;oldid=20061 Noisebridge Tor Project writeup at the time of consensus])&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meeting Notes 2011 08 02 #Consensus items|Approved]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:MCT|MCT]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-06-28&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]&lt;br /&gt;
|That Noisebridge pays money out of general funds for a cleaner for a trial period of three months, to a maximum of $160 per month.&lt;br /&gt;
| Approved&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:Malaclyps|Danny]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-05-31&lt;br /&gt;
| Kelly&lt;br /&gt;
| That NB Make Eric Steinburg A Member&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Meeting_notes_2011_05_31|Approved]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[User:wsargent]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2011-05-17&lt;br /&gt;
| Shannon&lt;br /&gt;
| That NB make Danny O&#039;B secretary&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Meeting_Notes_2011_05_24|Approved]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Danny&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-04-05&lt;br /&gt;
|Mitch&lt;br /&gt;
| Shall Noisebridge order and pay for 50 or 100 or 200 T-shirts to arrive before the San Francisco Maker Faire 21-May-2011?&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_04_05|Approved - 200]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Ben&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-03-01&lt;br /&gt;
|Al Sweigart&lt;br /&gt;
|To bar Patrick Keys (CitizenKeys) from entering the space and participating in the community.&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meeting_Notes_2011_03_01|Approved]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Danny&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2011-02-08&lt;br /&gt;
| Mitch&lt;br /&gt;
| Mitch to spend $775 plus shipping on Noisebridge stickers.&lt;br /&gt;
| Approved&lt;br /&gt;
| Seth&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2010-01-05&lt;br /&gt;
| [[User:adi|andy]]&lt;br /&gt;
| We should consense on what software to use, and the finer points of which form of condorcet to use.&lt;br /&gt;
| We decided to use the code that [[User:adi|andy]] wrote.&lt;br /&gt;
| [[User:Malaclyps|danny]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2011-01-11&lt;br /&gt;
| jof&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;lt;pre&amp;gt;- Nominations are open right now. Any regular member in good standing&lt;br /&gt;
may put a name forward for nomination for a spot on next year&#039;s board.&lt;br /&gt;
If you fit this criteria and would like to make a nomination, please&lt;br /&gt;
enter it on this wiki page (&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Board_Nominations_2011 ) along with&lt;br /&gt;
your name, pseudonym, or wiki signature.&lt;br /&gt;
 - If you&#039;re not comfortable using the wiki, I will offer my self up&lt;br /&gt;
as a proxy that you can contact to have your nomination listed on&lt;br /&gt;
there. Please email ( jof@thejof.com ) or IM ( jabber: jof@thejof.com&lt;br /&gt;
) me with what you&#039;d like listed. My GPG key is 0x8F8CAD3D&lt;br /&gt;
 - Nominations will be open until 23:59 on Thursday, December 23rd 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 - After the list of candidates is finalized on the 23rd, we&#039;ll have&lt;br /&gt;
some time to mull over our decision and talk with our peers about&lt;br /&gt;
who&#039;s been nominated. Vote submission may also begin at this time.&lt;br /&gt;
 - Any regular, dues-paying member in good standing may vote.&lt;br /&gt;
 - Again, I&#039;m willing to act as a proxy for vote submission.&lt;br /&gt;
 - The mulling-it-over / early voting period ends on Tuesday, January 18th 2011&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 - On January 18th, 2011, voting will commence after our regular&lt;br /&gt;
membership meeting. At this time, any remaining votes can be received.&lt;br /&gt;
Closer to this date, I&#039;ll pick a deadline time for vote submission.&lt;br /&gt;
 - After all the votes have been received, I will tally the votes and&lt;br /&gt;
announce who has won.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
 - Ballots should be made in a ranked list of desired candidates. This&lt;br /&gt;
ranked list will be tallied using the Condorcet method (&lt;br /&gt;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condorcet_method )&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Please let me know if you have any questions, concerns, or&lt;br /&gt;
suggestions. Otherwise, please nominate whom you wish.&amp;lt;/pre&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| Approved&lt;br /&gt;
| Al Sweigart&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2010-10-06&lt;br /&gt;
| Hephaestus&lt;br /&gt;
| Proposition to ban Rubin Abdi from Noisebridge and all related services.&lt;br /&gt;
| Blocked&lt;br /&gt;
| Hephaestus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2010-10-12&lt;br /&gt;
| Dr. Jesus&lt;br /&gt;
| Proposition to ban Sai from communicating with the press on matters regarding Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
| Blocked&lt;br /&gt;
| Dr. Jesus&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:History of Noisebridge]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&amp;diff=25601</id>
		<title>Current Consensus Items</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&amp;diff=25601"/>
		<updated>2012-05-23T04:32:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: Remove skyline cleaning from consensus items&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;This is a page for hosting consensus items currently under debate, with their formal wording.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] is the public record of consensus items that have been decided on in the past. Please move the records from the &amp;quot;Current&amp;quot; page to the &amp;quot;History&amp;quot; page once they&#039;ve been approved/blocked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| border=&amp;quot;1&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! Date First Discussed&lt;br /&gt;
! Proposed By&lt;br /&gt;
! Wording&lt;br /&gt;
! Author of this Record&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3/12/2012&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:miloh|Miloh]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Request for up to $300.00 of Noisebridge funds to improve the electronics area infrastructure. Up to $300.00 would be allocated for the cost of material  needed to build a 4th electronics bench, an equipment hutch for the bench, and a storage cabinet for the electronics tools at Noisebridge. Any direct donations to support this project would reduce the amount used from Noisebridge funds by an equal amount.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Estimated expense breakdown:&lt;br /&gt;
 $120 qty3 plywood sheets&lt;br /&gt;
 $30 qty10 8&#039; 2x4&#039;s&lt;br /&gt;
 $30 qty3  8&#039; 1x1 moulding wood&lt;br /&gt;
 $80 5 sets of linear drawer slides&lt;br /&gt;
 $40 dowels, pins, isc. fasteners&lt;br /&gt;
 TOTAL&lt;br /&gt;
 $300.00&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;supporting arguments:&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The electronics area is a high traffic area of noisebridge that needs another soldering &amp;amp; lab tool bench, and a better organized storage cabinet for electronics tools.  Currently lab tools are stacked on top of each other on the existing lab hutches, and electronics tools are taking up hacker alley shelf space in free floating bins that often get misplaced. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Previous funding for many improvements to the electronics area have come from direct donation, including 6 sets of member and hacker alley shelves, the 3 existing electronics benches, many user storage bins, and other small items like castor wheels, fasteners, and shop tools for building. Even the uhaul rental for obtaining the hackitorium lab tables was an out of pocket expense. Help Noisebridge grow up as an organization by coming together to form consenso on this small funding request.&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:miloh|Miloh]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=TDCS&amp;diff=25598</id>
		<title>TDCS</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=TDCS&amp;diff=25598"/>
		<updated>2012-05-22T18:45:13Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* Other Resources */ journalist experience of TDCS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;This is a page skeleton for some new projects we&#039;re going to document here! Feel free to fill shit in. --[[User:Hurtstotouchfire|Hurtstotouchfire]] 21:16, 7 May 2012 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcranial Direct Current Stimulation==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcranial_direct-current_stimulation Wikipedia, bitches]. For the record, the acronyms tDCS and TDCS are both in use in academia, and I think the former is stupid because they&#039;re just trying to be cool like iPhones and fMRI. The word transcranial is obviously abbreviated, and when we abbreviate words in an acronym, we capitalize them. So if you move this page to tDCS, I will move it back. --[[User:Hurtstotouchfire|Hurtstotouchfire]] 01:14, 12 May 2012 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Academic publications===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The best collection of academic study abstracts is [http://dl.dropbox.com/u/27418725/tDCS%20Abstracts%20-%20July%202011.pdf here].&lt;br /&gt;
(note that we should snatch this and put a copy somewhere, since we have no clue who this dropbox account belongs to or how long access will stay stable. The file has credit within, so I don&#039;t think it&#039;s evil. I will try to remember to email the creator and make sure he has no issues with same) - JPW&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are quite a few other abstracts from more recent work that aren&#039;t included here, including the stuff from the most recent big neuro yearly powwow in DC. (Kelly, do you still have the links to those papers from the military guys at Wright-Patterson?) - JPW&lt;br /&gt;
:I have no crapping idea. --[[User:Hurtstotouchfire|Hurtstotouchfire]] 01:14, 12 May 2012 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Anecdotes===&lt;br /&gt;
*link to reddit thread here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Spec==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The basic circuit for TDCS is ridiculously simple. We are creating a 2ma DC current and running it through 2 inch square or round electrodes that are then connected to the human body. There are various configurations that can be used to place the pads, but the most common is placing the active electrode over the area of the skull corresponding to the brain region to be effected and the other electrode, called the return electrode, is placed on the opposite shoulder. Using the anode, or positive electrode, over the brain will stimulate the target region. The cathode, or negative electrode, will retard the brain region. A standard simulation time in most research is 20 minute sessions. The effect, depending on the type of stimulation and region seems to last up to an hour after the stimulation is removed. Again, depending on the type and location of the stimulation, repeated exposure daily for up to 9 sessions can cause the effects to persist for 30 days or longer in depression studies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The simplest working circuit for this is a pair of 9v batteries in series, an LM334 current limiter and a fixed resistor across the LM334 reference and output to set the 2ma limit. A better circuit involves replacing the fixed resistor with a 200 ohm pot and adding an ammeter anywhere in series. One of the better designs of this nature is located [http://imgur.com/a/CrzTG here]. Although the fuse in the circuit is of unlikely utility in reality.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A fairly simple, slightly unsafe and highly voltage limited arduino project that is somewhat clever is located [http://sourceforge.net/p/openbrainstim/wiki/Hardware/ here].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The cadillac of designs here would probably look something like an arduino controlling a SPI variable resistor connected to an LM334 for current control, another LM334 with a fixed resistor to provide failure protection (a fuse is going to blow too slowly and fuses that small are expensive and difficult to source), a shunt ammeter connected back to the Arduino and a display/input to allow the user to set different times, current levels, sham stimulation and so on. Also we would want to put a boost transformer on the battery supply in order to boost the output voltage being used. Discussion of why we want to up the voltage here will happen in the section on electrodes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(need to add a long discussion about electrodes here, since there is more complexity in the electrodes than the circuit itself)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Other Resources==&lt;br /&gt;
*link to that great website with the videos.&lt;br /&gt;
*anyone else have spec online?&lt;br /&gt;
* Journalist becomes a hardened killing machine on [http://www.lastwordonnothing.com/2012/02/09/better-living-through-electrochemistry/ TDCS].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Neuro]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2012_05_08&amp;diff=25594</id>
		<title>Meeting Notes 2012 05 08</title>
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		<updated>2012-05-21T21:56:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* Discussion Items */ Added Will&amp;#039;s notes about mediation (specifically Za adding Miloh)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;= Agenda =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 215th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note-taker: [[User:Leif|Leif]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Moderator: [[User:Flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Introduction and Names ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom - loves being on time&lt;br /&gt;
* Heph - never been to Noisebridge, kind of a jackass, so this meeting probably won&#039;t happen&lt;br /&gt;
* Will - Also english&lt;br /&gt;
* Nic - installing gpg to be a real hacker. I meant compiling.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ximin - Visiting from London Hack Space&lt;br /&gt;
* Isis - works on anonymity and security stuff&lt;br /&gt;
* Za - still not a hacker&lt;br /&gt;
* Weev - good news about jesus&lt;br /&gt;
* Zephyr - you all love me&lt;br /&gt;
* Michelle&lt;br /&gt;
* Claudia&lt;br /&gt;
* Allen&lt;br /&gt;
* Snail&lt;br /&gt;
* Monad&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos&lt;br /&gt;
* Cynthia&lt;br /&gt;
* Nick - makes games, is hiring&lt;br /&gt;
* Andy - on the board of this foolish place&lt;br /&gt;
* Kelly - is treasurer. also a scientist&lt;br /&gt;
* Robert - trying to help get the science room online&lt;br /&gt;
* Jesse - been here two weeks, software hardware stuff&lt;br /&gt;
* Martin - from Scotland&lt;br /&gt;
* Carl&lt;br /&gt;
* Kayla&lt;br /&gt;
* Levi&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Zephyr: this Thursday: x86 assembly and exploits for web browsers.&lt;br /&gt;
* Kelly: We are merging the EEG list to a new list recently created called [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/neuro neuro]. Covers [[TDCS]] and [[EEG]] projects etc.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris: Tomorrow at the 3D printing meetup Susan Freinkel who wrote a book about toxicity of plastic will be here&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc: Lasercutting workshop moved from Friday to Wednesday night&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
Tom launches into erudite Talmudic midrash on how Noisebridge is not the gym.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Prospective members names are read out:&lt;br /&gt;
* Paul Monad&lt;br /&gt;
** thinks this is an interesting experiment. Zephyr asks if his name is really Monad; it is.&lt;br /&gt;
* Jim S&lt;br /&gt;
* Michael T&lt;br /&gt;
* Aspen M&lt;br /&gt;
* Harold G&lt;br /&gt;
* Blake G&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel J&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank: 19110.85&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary): 2848.29&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
You may wish to &#039;&#039;&#039;invite a knowledgeable volunteer to repeat &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on the consensus process]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;(Add any items which pass or are blocked to the [[Consensus Items History]] page.)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;(Add any new items for consensus to the [[Current Consensus Items]] page.)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Andy: bathroom is filthy&lt;br /&gt;
* Zephyr: unexcellence at Noisebridge. Robert threatening to burn noisebridge down, also generally not nice dude.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cynthia: Violence, and people calling the police on non-violent people&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bathroom discussion:&lt;br /&gt;
** Anyone cleaning?&lt;br /&gt;
** Yes, we pay cleaners. Will has invoices. Offline conversation will happen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom introduces his moderation plan:&lt;br /&gt;
* unordered stack&lt;br /&gt;
* one sentence direct responses&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia: Has been coming here for over a year. Doing volunteer things. Used to spend a&lt;br /&gt;
lot of time here, for the last 9 months lived 45 minutes away so has been&lt;br /&gt;
spending less time. Supports kitchen, before and after cooking. Spent 20 hours&lt;br /&gt;
here during a hacker conference. Has cleaned the bathrooms, does things that&lt;br /&gt;
needs to be done. Was confronted by 3 men, throwing arms in front of her face, said if she didn&#039;t&lt;br /&gt;
leave they would call cops and arrest her for trespassing. Understood the&lt;br /&gt;
protocol was to invite people to general meeting when banning someone.&lt;br /&gt;
Surprised anarchists would call the police on a non-violent person. Would like&lt;br /&gt;
to ban this kind of behavior.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: do you have a consensus item?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Andy: I don&#039;t think we&#039;ll get a consensus on when to call the police, there are&lt;br /&gt;
many varying views.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: Other accounts of these events?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kelly: What is the goal of this discussion?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia: Members of NB committed physically violent behavior. Do you want to&lt;br /&gt;
allow members to do things like that, and back them up?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kelly: This is not going to be a consensus item.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Carl: She feels she was wronged.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jake: Process is confusing, don&#039;t say what she can&#039;t do.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heph: Unexcellent behavior is already banned. General consensus from people who&lt;br /&gt;
were there is it was not unexcellent behavior. I was not there but I trust the&lt;br /&gt;
judgment of people who were.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Za: I was there, and I didn&#039;t like what I saw.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Andy: I wasn&#039;t here last week, could you please recount what happened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Carl: Numerous people were not OK with what happened, on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heph: Yeah but they don&#039;t matter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Za: Monday I came to NB, jesse was standing with his arm blocking Cynthia from&lt;br /&gt;
entering. I asked what was going on. Cynthia said they were kicking her out.&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse was telling her to go, now. Cynthia asked what she did, and appealed to&lt;br /&gt;
me because we know each other. I didn&#039;t know what had happened, but guessed&lt;br /&gt;
from the urgency that someone horrible thing must have just happened before I&lt;br /&gt;
got there. Without trying to figure out what that was, I tried to help them&lt;br /&gt;
reach a compromise by asking if she could leave now and come back to be heard&lt;br /&gt;
at the meeting. She said that was not fair, as she hadn&#039;t done anything.&lt;br /&gt;
I did not elicit the details because I assumed they had a good reason. Cynthia&lt;br /&gt;
kept asking them why they were kicking her out. Eventually they listed reasons,&lt;br /&gt;
including worthlessness, not hacking, smell, and &amp;quot;we don&#039;t want you here&amp;quot;. I&lt;br /&gt;
asked them to back off. Cobalt showed up, asserted NB is for hacking and&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia is not a hacker so she had to go now. I tried to ask her to leave and&lt;br /&gt;
come back tomorrow, but she said there was no reason for her to. Then I left.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Weev: Za&#039;s presentation makes it seem like jesse and I were kicking her out. I&lt;br /&gt;
stepped in after Will had already called the cops. My stance on Cynthia is&lt;br /&gt;
neutral, she has made people uncomfortable but whatever. When your friend is&lt;br /&gt;
trying to kick someone out it makes sense to stand next to them. That was my&lt;br /&gt;
involvement.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Will: I was the one who initially asked her to leave. Jesse was there, weev&lt;br /&gt;
came later. Initial request was leave now, come back to meeting. After about 10&lt;br /&gt;
minutes it was clear she wouldn&#039;t leave so I decided to call the police. Then I&lt;br /&gt;
went downstairs to make sure the door was open.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: that isn&#039;t a direct response. We have a couple of topics here. We have the&lt;br /&gt;
conduct of the people who asked her to leave, which we addressed last week,&lt;br /&gt;
and we have the legitimacy of asking her to leave. I think the second is more&lt;br /&gt;
pressing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Andy: what was the summary of last week&#039;s discussion?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: could do better&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Questions about what happened last week from Carl and others.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia: I was not here last week, by prior arrangement. Allegations I mde&lt;br /&gt;
loud noises were not true. I don&#039;t trust the record of last week&#039;s meeting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kelly: Many people defended you last week. Some thought it was reasonable to&lt;br /&gt;
ask you to leave.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: word loud is not in the notes last week&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rayc: Is cleaning contributing to the space? A lot of people think in Cynthia&#039;s&lt;br /&gt;
case it isn&#039;t, I think it totally is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: I&#039;m going to cut you off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heph: I wanted to address when people should call the cops. Anyone can call the&lt;br /&gt;
cops of someone is making them uncomfortable, or if they feel threatened.&lt;br /&gt;
People should remove themselves when asked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia: I was not belligerent. I thought the protocol was to ask people to&lt;br /&gt;
come to a meeting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: Did they not ask you to come to a meeting?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia: They asked me to leave when there was no reason to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heph: Is it up to someone who is being offensive to someone else to decide if&lt;br /&gt;
they are being offensive?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eric: There is a lack of objectivity here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris: I agree.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eric: Treat people with a little more dignity.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: Who thinks last week&#039;s discussion was unsatisfactory?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Many people do. Some were here, others who read the notes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: Why?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia wasn&#039;t here to defend herself. Other people have gotten many chances,&lt;br /&gt;
mediation, etc. Cynthia has gotten none. Rules should be enforced fairly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zephyr: What I have to say will be lengthy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kevin: I was shocked last week. First time here. Everybody jumping on Cynthia&lt;br /&gt;
when she wasn&#039;t here. Martin was here, people asked why but he was allowed to&lt;br /&gt;
stay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kelly: I&#039;m mediating for Martin, he is taking a month off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zephyr: I have something moderately adult to say. There have been a number of&lt;br /&gt;
people who have been part of the community who have done violent things, said&lt;br /&gt;
things flatly derogatory, racist, homophobic, acted violently, people who have&lt;br /&gt;
done all things. Cynthia may or may not be a hacker, but if Cynthia has been in&lt;br /&gt;
a queue there are people ahead of her. People threatened to burn down NB, kill&lt;br /&gt;
themselves here, etc.. Neither of the people I&#039;m talking about are members.&lt;br /&gt;
There are so many people who have been let go, Cynthia is a statistical blip.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kelly: I think we&#039;ve kicked out all the homophobes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zephyr: No&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heph: I used to have your opinion Zephyr, and it Took me a long time to figure out NB. &lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;m kind of a dick. Took me a while to figure out that some people can get away with being dicks&lt;br /&gt;
 because they&#039;re part of the community. If more people think you should leave than should stay,&lt;br /&gt;
we&#039;ll ask you to leave.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Levi: I came here last year and left because of drama. The idea some people can&lt;br /&gt;
get away with things == in crowd. Group dynamic is ..., but there should be&lt;br /&gt;
some sort of protocol. Important for people to have a common goal, priority,&lt;br /&gt;
and be as inclusive as possible. Having a policy about how to kick people out&lt;br /&gt;
is paramount.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rayc: Recent months seen micro and macro unexcellent behavior. Noisebridge has&lt;br /&gt;
grown. We should think about the universal code of conduct, doocratic social&lt;br /&gt;
pressure. Maybe its time for universal acceptance of what is acceptable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kevin: I need to leave now. Here is a new first aid kit which I promised to bring&lt;br /&gt;
last week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Claudia: Part of the problem with her behavior is she&#039;s a woman.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heph: I have ejected my fair share of male people&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia: the tolerance level is higher&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Andy: Levi and Rayc&#039;s questions tie into the question: what is NB, and growing&lt;br /&gt;
pains. We started in 2007, 2008? When we hit 20 people we had growing pains.&lt;br /&gt;
Mike was there. We don&#039;t always agree on things, but we&#039;re still here. I don&#039;t&lt;br /&gt;
know how NB works, but Keanu is up there somewhere and thats what we come back&lt;br /&gt;
to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zephyr: We&#039;ve given some people extraordinary amounts of leeway. I&#039;m turning&lt;br /&gt;
this into my own discussion item, speaking for people in the hacker house which&lt;br /&gt;
is all noisebridge people. Now I am mostly uninvolved in NB. There are a few&lt;br /&gt;
people who caused the space to... suck for me and lots of people.&lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;m not so proud as to suggest what behavior is and is not acceptable, but to&lt;br /&gt;
define what is and is not is a near term priority. I love people like Rayc and&lt;br /&gt;
Hipe, their work is extraordinary. Great work in space hacking. But some people&lt;br /&gt;
are of an ill balanced and violent mind that verges on madness. I&#039;m dragging&lt;br /&gt;
this on, but people if not tonight hopefully we can clarify what is and is not&lt;br /&gt;
excellent at Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kelly: I want to know whether you think it was unacceptable what they did, and if you think Cynthia should be here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zephyr: I don&#039;t think she belongs here, but I don&#039;t think it was excellent to kick her out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heph: How long have you been here?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zephyr: About a year.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heph: How many interpersonal conflicts have you been through?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zephyr: Never had one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Others: How many have you witnessed? How many times have you been through this kind of meetings.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zephyr: Lots&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: I&#039;ve been here 7 months and it happened 11 times.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*gasps*&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rayc: 11 times is too many. We should devise a way to force more community.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Carl: I&#039;m not very happy about about the conduct on the list.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: People are wrong on the internet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Carl: We should ban those people from the list.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
lots of talk about why that wouldn&#039;t help&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: If there is more concern about the behavior of the people who instructed&lt;br /&gt;
cynthia to leave, we can discuss next week. Now we should discuss the legitimacy&lt;br /&gt;
of kicking her out, OK?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
few more words saying people trying to kick her out were acting in good&lt;br /&gt;
faith, thought they were improving the space.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: New topic: Is it legit to tell someone to leave when they haven&#039;t JUST&lt;br /&gt;
been disruptive but you think they are GENERALLY disruptive?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heph sets up a strawman about potentially violent people, gets called on it, says sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rayc: To some point I agree with heph, but I don&#039;t agree with kicking a person&lt;br /&gt;
out immediately if they have been part of the community for a long time if they&lt;br /&gt;
are not being disruptive.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: Social pressure, consensus, and whatever the fuck tom wants is what the wiki now says.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jake: Anyone can walk up to someone and tell them they don&#039;t like them or&lt;br /&gt;
whatever. When it comes time to DO something, everyone agrees laying hands on&lt;br /&gt;
someone is inappropriate unless you&#039;re stopping them from doing something&lt;br /&gt;
destructive or violent. [..] We&#039;ve had situations where it has been necessary to&lt;br /&gt;
call the cops. Should be obvious you can say whatever you want, you can gather&lt;br /&gt;
a posse, but unless that person is causing an imminent problem if that person&lt;br /&gt;
says fuck you i&#039;m going to say if you do something to try to force them to&lt;br /&gt;
leave you&#039;ll likely create a bigger problem than the problem you were trying to&lt;br /&gt;
address.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: We&#039;re not looking at the right issue when talking about disruptiveness.&lt;br /&gt;
If I came in and a crowd of people asked me to leave, I would leave, not try to&lt;br /&gt;
force and push my way through. The issue is not disruptiveness, it is mental&lt;br /&gt;
illness. We don&#039;t know how to deal with it, because we&#039;re not mental health&lt;br /&gt;
professionals. Message from aestetix: We need a point of contact with mission&lt;br /&gt;
mental health and GLIDE.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Levi: Calling someone crazy is dismissive. Issue of fight or flight, you might&lt;br /&gt;
walk away. If I was in that situation I would defend myself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris: Most amazing thing about NB is inclusive of everyone.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Andy, Kelly: Radically inclusive, but not completely.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris: OK, but new people we include, which is awesome. But there is an occasional twinge of&lt;br /&gt;
two legs good four legs bad. People saying people aren&#039;t hacker enough. What&lt;br /&gt;
happens when an 18 year old freshman from college who isn&#039;t a hacker yet comes&lt;br /&gt;
in? Lots of people aren&#039;t qualified to operate an SEM, I was one of those&lt;br /&gt;
people at one point. We should strive to be as inclusive as possible, mediate&lt;br /&gt;
off site when there are problems.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kelly: Tom, me, Danny, Mitch are the only people willing to mediate. Will you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris: With some individuals, yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Weev: Re: complaint about Martin: He is interested in learning things, Cynthia is not. Lots of crazies here, I&#039;m one of them. But there is a certain belligerence, if someone is uncooperative.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia: I&#039;ve been evaluated by ...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Weev: (shouting) Darling, you go on 30 minute rants about government conspiracies...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[...]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
don&#039;t call people darling&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[...]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heph: How many people have to leave for the sake of one crazy person?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Za: No one has ever left left because of Cynthia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Many people raise their hands and say that they have.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: Any objection to moving from the general discussion to Cynthia&#039;s specific case?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meta-discussion ensues re: are we discussing &amp;quot;Cynthia: do we want her in the&lt;br /&gt;
space&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Do we want to kick Cynthia out&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia: Is this the first time it&#039;s been presented this way? It&#039;s getting late. You started an hour late.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Praveen: non-violent communication&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Andy: interrupts someone about how much interrupting people sucks&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Levi: wants to organize non-violent communication workshop&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: Topic is Cynthia: Do we want her in the space. New stack.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia: I&#039;m asking that people who observed behavior they&#039;re uncomfortable with would email me a description of it, would be very helpful. Someone can have a psychosis due to toxic exposure. I process written feedback better.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zephyr: Cynthia your behavior baffles me. You accused me of working for a&lt;br /&gt;
pharmaceutical agency and spying on you. You said racist things to pearl, i saw&lt;br /&gt;
it, and you denied it. Either we experienced mass delusion or your lying.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia: I was accompanied by my asian friend who knows pearl; she was&lt;br /&gt;
complaining about another incident that had nothing to do with me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Praveen: Suggests mediation for personal issues&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: Helpful to have this conversation in public&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zephyr: Whom it was directed to, I don&#039;t know. Maybe the opinion that racial&lt;br /&gt;
epithets at NB are unacceptable is... This was such a long time ago, I can&#039;t&lt;br /&gt;
say...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pearl arrives.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pearl: When I first came here, there was an episode with Cynthia. I made&lt;br /&gt;
dinner, put a few pieces of rose petals in the trash instead of the compost.&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia got in my face and forced me physically to move them to the compost.&lt;br /&gt;
She wouldn&#039;t drop it. I asked her to not talk to me, she followed me around for&lt;br /&gt;
half an hour. I found it very difficult. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia: I had just sorted a huge pile of trash. I told her we have a compost&lt;br /&gt;
now. She started screaming at me. I went to talk to my friends, and said can&lt;br /&gt;
you believe this?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zephyr: My factual response to this is Fox News level. I do not believe that is&lt;br /&gt;
the event that transpired. I was not involved in this, I don&#039;t understand. From&lt;br /&gt;
what I saw pearl was passive and behaving the way a sane human being does.&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia, you were pestering pearl and I believe at one point the word chink was&lt;br /&gt;
uttered.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia: Absolutely not.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Will: When Cynthia first came to NB she wanted to get a hacker to help her dig&lt;br /&gt;
some information out of a computer. Following discussion of if it was excellent&lt;br /&gt;
for people to sleep in the space, whenever I would sit on the couch I would&lt;br /&gt;
look up and Cynthia would be there. If she was not following me, she was&lt;br /&gt;
mysteriously in my path. I left NB and did not participate for a couple of&lt;br /&gt;
months because you never knew what kind of interaction you were going to get.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rayc: I was prospected about 2 times.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia: I can&#039;t imagine how he can assume I was trying to get people to hack into computers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Za: this sounds like a bunch of interpersonal conflict stuff. A community is a&lt;br /&gt;
set of nodes, each person is a node. Kicking someone out means severing&lt;br /&gt;
connections between many nodes. Very drastic thing to do. What is being said is&lt;br /&gt;
we need to sever a bunch of this person&#039;s social ties that may be important to&lt;br /&gt;
them. It is a very drastic mechanism. I don&#039;t know what people are capable of.&lt;br /&gt;
When someone is kicked out, we are throwing away mindshare because we can&#039;t&lt;br /&gt;
cope with some little problems.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris: I agree.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Levi: I was coming here, working with tastebridge and biobridge. I&#039;ve had&lt;br /&gt;
situations where I needed space from Cynthia, but I was able to get my point&lt;br /&gt;
across. I never had any issues.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kelly: (to chris) are you saying cynthia is a potentially good member of the community?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris: we don&#039;t know what we&#039;re throwing away when we kick someone out just&lt;br /&gt;
because you don&#039;t like them. Lot of tarring and feathering here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Andy: sounds like you&#039;re responding to the general concept of banning people, rather than Cynthia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris: I am neutral. I would like to keep Jesse in the space, and would like to&lt;br /&gt;
keep Cynthia in the space. They&#039;re both brilliant people. Cynthia and I had a&lt;br /&gt;
conversation about obstructive sleep apnea, she has a lot of expertise reading&lt;br /&gt;
medical journals which she spends a lot of time doing. Cynthia is a resource in&lt;br /&gt;
her own way. We should strive to include everyone, because it is a slippery&lt;br /&gt;
slope to start kicking people out especially when they&#039;ve been a member of the&lt;br /&gt;
community for over a year.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Weev: I witnessed the whole confrontation. Started with utterly reasonable &amp;quot;can you come back at the meeting&amp;quot;. She escalated it to where the cops were called. I&#039;m on bail, don&#039;t want to see the cops called. She intentionally escalated it. She also exhibited signs of schizophrenia when she accused me of working for ...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nic: There is a lot we can learn from building diverse community. We can have wildly different opinions and still interact with each other. If we start banning people it is a slippery slope; this kind of community is an evolution in the right direction.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kelly: Reason I was trying to re-frame discussion to &amp;quot;do we want her in the space&amp;quot; is because I know we&#039;re not 100% on banning her, but, do we want her in the space?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: If Cynthia were offered a job in Texas, and took it, leaving NB, would you feel better about the space?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Snail: There are plenty of people I&#039;d feel better about leaving.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zephyr: Schizophrenia doesn&#039;t mean you aren&#039;t valuable and should leave, being disruptive does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ximin: I haven&#039;t heard the evidence against her; argument against banning her is in the long run its a bad idea. Just because you&#039;re annoyed doesn&#039;t mean you shouldn&#039;t learn to [...]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Andy: Generally agree. But there are times when a community finds itself compromised by its interactions with specific individual.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rayc: ...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Levi: Has anyone come up to her and asked her not to do things, or aired out their frustrations?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(Yes.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kelly: I think that Cynthia is sometimes positive, a lot of what she does is clean up after us and thats actually kind of problematic because sometimes she goes away and we&#039;re swimming in shit and we need to learn to deal with that. Sounds to me like we would not be able to achieve consensus on banning her. I have a list of things: If Cynthia is going to remain, I have a few things I would like to see her address. Two are new things I just found out about in the last week, one is an old thing.&lt;br /&gt;
First, not new, she tells people how to behave in the kitchen. Since it has&lt;br /&gt;
caused several conflicts, I think you should take a longish vacation from&lt;br /&gt;
telling people what to do in the kitchen. Second, you take our recycling, I&#039;m&lt;br /&gt;
not comfortable with that. Third, I heard you listed NB as your address, and&lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;m not comfortable with that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia: That is not true. I have never once used this as my address.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kelly: Unfortunately you&#039;ve denied things people are sure about.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia: I would like to see it in writing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eric: Cynthia never told me what to do, she suggested, I told her to mind her&lt;br /&gt;
own business. No problem. On recycling, Miloh told her she could take the&lt;br /&gt;
recycling.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kelly: I stand by my statement on not being comfortable about the recycling.&lt;br /&gt;
Non-problematic kitchen encounters don&#039;t negate the problematic ones.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: The way she deals with recycling has been disruptive. Further response&lt;br /&gt;
on stack.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Claudia: I appreciate not hearing about Texas legal problems.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia: Even if it follows me here?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ANdy: There is no texas political involvement at NB&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Many people: You don&#039;t know that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: recent incident in ML class in Church classroom, lots of noise, was&lt;br /&gt;
cynthia doing something noisy with the cans. Everything strewn, I asked her to&lt;br /&gt;
stop. Complete obliviousness to what was going on, making lots of noise right&lt;br /&gt;
next to a class going on. I like to interact with people, have&lt;br /&gt;
been unable to interact with Cynthia. I would like to hear from Cynthia what&lt;br /&gt;
she has learned from NB.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rayc: I don&#039;t think trying to use space for personal gain, eg collecting cans,&lt;br /&gt;
is a proper use of the space.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kayla: Rayc invites ??? from down the street to collect our cans all the time!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Carl: Has anyone told Cynthia she cannot take the recycling?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: It sounds like we have mixed feelings about whether to tell her not to&lt;br /&gt;
come back, but there are numerous specific grievances. I propose we enumerate&lt;br /&gt;
these things, and ask Cynthia not to do these things. If she does these things,&lt;br /&gt;
we will revisit the topic of if she should stay at NB.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Suggestion to make general rules instead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kelly: Not taking our recycling, not using this as an address, are things I&lt;br /&gt;
think nobody should do. The telling people what to do in the kitchen is a&lt;br /&gt;
specific suggestion for Cynthia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: I asked a question of Cynthia: What are you learning here?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: Can we do it after this topic of conversation?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eric: That is not an appropriate question for anyone, its a personal attack on Cynthia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesse: Have you read the Noisebridge charter?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Praveen: You&#039;ve said you prefer things in writing. We&#039;re trying to mediate&lt;br /&gt;
here. I&#039;m trying to mediate. Lets send you this in email.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris: If we&#039;re enumerating the behavior modification of one part, we should do&lt;br /&gt;
the same of the others, the ejectors.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: Sounds like you&#039;ve volunteered to mediate.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris: I am, but I don&#039;t know how.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tom: Mediators are the points of contact for people to communicate through.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris requests Kelly teach him to mediate. Rayc says something about this being&lt;br /&gt;
unprecedented. There is disagreement about that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Will is concerned Chris is not going to be an effective mediator because he is&lt;br /&gt;
biased. He asks Andy to be his mediator instead. It is agreed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Two separate groups and mediators:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Andy will mediate for the ejectors. Who are they?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Will, Jesse, Cobalt, Weev. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Za nominates Miloh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Will notes Miloh was not present or involved for ejection (his only action was walking Cynthia out, by her request.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Miloh added anyway.  Everyone can email Andy about their objectionable behavior.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Praveen is going to mediate for Cynthia. Everyone can email Praveen about&lt;br /&gt;
Cynthia&#039;s behavior which they find objectionable. He will interact with Cynthia&lt;br /&gt;
to codify this list over the next two weeks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== End of Meeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[PGP|PGP Key Signing]] could happen now, check the [[PGP|list]] to see who wants in on the action.&lt;br /&gt;
* Return the [[membership binder]] to it&#039;s rightful location.&lt;br /&gt;
* Clean and tidy the meeting notes, then save them to the wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
* Send a summary of the meeting notes to the discussion list.&lt;br /&gt;
* Enjoy the company of your fellow hacker or robot.&lt;br /&gt;
* Discuss any items for which there was not time during the meeting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2012_05_15&amp;diff=25552</id>
		<title>Meeting Notes 2012 05 15</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2012_05_15&amp;diff=25552"/>
		<updated>2012-05-17T23:08:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* Proposals for next week */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;= Agenda =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 216th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note-taker: Jehan, http://piratepad.net/Fh8nv2KgDL&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Moderator: Malaclyps&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Introduction and Names ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Cynthia: keeps place going&lt;br /&gt;
* John: Hacking on Biomonitoring&lt;br /&gt;
* Michele: French?&lt;br /&gt;
* Robert: Linux, DBs&lt;br /&gt;
* Ava: Visiting&lt;br /&gt;
* Julian: Spectator&lt;br /&gt;
* Liz: Hangs out sometimes&lt;br /&gt;
* Miloh: Circuit hacking and replicating&lt;br /&gt;
* Jared: Machine Learning, Hadoop&lt;br /&gt;
* Will: 5mof&lt;br /&gt;
* Corey &amp;amp; Marnia: Robo-Gardens&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniella- Great idea, provisional patents. Entering tech awards. In Santa Clara, third party recipiant = NB! &lt;br /&gt;
* Intro to Linux one night a month. Non techie. Will be posted.&lt;br /&gt;
* Hard drive enclosures, internet archive, new fund. Archive.org&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
* R started Ruby collaborative mondays 5 oclock&lt;br /&gt;
* Thursdays 5mof, looking for speakers. Talk about mother or interpretive dance.&lt;br /&gt;
* Maker Faire this weekend- Page on wiki to sign up and volunteer, talk to Chris Lincoln.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Zephyr&lt;br /&gt;
* Blake Griffis 4&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel Jabour 4&lt;br /&gt;
* Aspen 4&lt;br /&gt;
* Tobias 4&lt;br /&gt;
* Jim Sweet needs 2 sponsors&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank:&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
** There are $2101.33 earmarked NoiseTor funds&lt;br /&gt;
** Colo service has been paid through Jun 7, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
** There are enough funds to pay for an additional 2 months of colo&lt;br /&gt;
** This information was updated at Tue May 15 20:21:07 2012&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
You may wish to &#039;&#039;&#039;invite a knowledgeable volunteer to repeat &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on the consensus process]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;(Add any items which pass or are blocked to the [[Consensus Items History]] page.)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That we extend the cleaning contract with Skyline Building Care for another six months.  (Added to [[Current Consensus Items]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Add 70 minute limit on meetings&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Select Time-Keeper = Miloh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Additional: Cleaning Service- Have we gotten a good deal? Should we continue?&lt;br /&gt;
* DIY bio: 10 minutes&lt;br /&gt;
** 2 refrigerators&lt;br /&gt;
** Full of papayas, now empty, group tried to throw it out.&lt;br /&gt;
** Does anyone want fridge?&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
* 5MoF Pitch&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;R&amp;quot; (edited to &amp;quot;R&amp;quot; after meeting to avoid linking an individual&#039;s initials to an embarrassing series of events -Jehan)  discussion&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin Says:&lt;br /&gt;
*** Threatened to kill other members&lt;br /&gt;
*** Tony felt uncomfortable because of other members- i.e. R&lt;br /&gt;
*** Support or help R?&lt;br /&gt;
*** Traditional option is mediation     &lt;br /&gt;
*** R has made some threats to someone at Noisebridge -- safety could be a concern to some people&lt;br /&gt;
*** Mediation hasn&#039;t worked for at least one person.&lt;br /&gt;
** R Says:&lt;br /&gt;
*** Truly appreciates community&lt;br /&gt;
*** Takes responsibility for what has happened&lt;br /&gt;
*** Admits was in wrong&lt;br /&gt;
*** Lack of communication with parties involved&lt;br /&gt;
*** Cycle of wronggness&lt;br /&gt;
**** Drunk&lt;br /&gt;
**** Drunk during meeting as well&lt;br /&gt;
**** Not as jovial as usual&lt;br /&gt;
** Tony came up to R in agressive way&lt;br /&gt;
*** Would not let him speak&lt;br /&gt;
*** told R to suck cock&lt;br /&gt;
*** R suggested inverse cock sucking relationship&lt;br /&gt;
*** Many cocksucking suggestions were made, according to Kayla&lt;br /&gt;
*** Kayla gives a very vivid description of the cock-sucking language used&lt;br /&gt;
*** Cocksucking story may be wrong according to R&lt;br /&gt;
*** No Cocksucking after all&lt;br /&gt;
*** Kayla just wants to say that R does many positive things around the space as well&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh is pissed about R 2.0&lt;br /&gt;
*** Hacking and not finishing&lt;br /&gt;
*** Miloh says R should leave for month&lt;br /&gt;
*** R doesn&#039;t finish his projects, and only makes a mess.&lt;br /&gt;
** Daniella says give him a second chance.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kayla says 2 week hiatus&lt;br /&gt;
** Will has never had problem with him personally- but when he has heard problems they involve alchohol (mild claps)&lt;br /&gt;
*** No drinking in space for some people&lt;br /&gt;
*** Some people do not believe that the details should be in notes.&lt;br /&gt;
*** Kayla recieved text claiming to be proxying for Tony&lt;br /&gt;
** Zephyr has had a few problems with R and feels that the solutions are appropriate&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin says what about an email list? Mediators as admins.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jim says that he doesnt like the idea that R leaves. Likes no drinking.&lt;br /&gt;
** Liz says we should support R if you haven&#039;t had problems with him&lt;br /&gt;
** Ramone says taking break from place is not solution, mediation is good solution type thing, not super opposed to break. But it&#039;s not direct solution.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kayla says brief hiatus from NB can be good. &lt;br /&gt;
** R says it&#039;s a good idea. If it makes people feel comfortable. He is willing to take a break from the space for a month. &lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh says that R can&#039;t argue with charges. It is sexual harassment (of tony)&lt;br /&gt;
** R says that Kayla&#039;s credibility on alleged cocksucking comments should be disputed. &lt;br /&gt;
** R says: He is not agaisnt anyone for any sexual orientation. Has numerous gay friends and roomates. (loud arguing) (5 minute break)&lt;br /&gt;
** (meeting recommences)&lt;br /&gt;
** More to it than is on the board: Complicated proposal: &lt;br /&gt;
*** Bad for NB as whole to tell ppl to leave and send them off&lt;br /&gt;
*** Spending some time away can be good in general and good for R in particular&lt;br /&gt;
*** People feel that it is bad to explain things to R because there can be confrontation&lt;br /&gt;
*** People think that R should spend time away but that they feel that he should not be asked to spend time away&lt;br /&gt;
*** People feel that it is good to ask him to not be drunk (and rowdy) in NB&lt;br /&gt;
*** Does the space need to have a no shitfacedness policy?&lt;br /&gt;
*** Claudia agrees&lt;br /&gt;
*** A few people disagree&lt;br /&gt;
*** Group feeling is that drunkeness is an essential NB ingredient&lt;br /&gt;
*** Alot of people love R, and the events, and the hour long meeting is a tragedy&lt;br /&gt;
*** R agrees with the above.&lt;br /&gt;
*** Miloh advocates for 10 week break&lt;br /&gt;
*** MC Hawking says 20 weeks&lt;br /&gt;
*** No real consensus &lt;br /&gt;
*** R says that he would be comfortable taking month off&lt;br /&gt;
**** We should work out way to co-exist&lt;br /&gt;
**** Space may not be big enough for both R and Gavin&lt;br /&gt;
**** R intends to take legal action about above slander as he alleges&lt;br /&gt;
*** Is 4 weeks too long?&lt;br /&gt;
*** 3 weeks as a medium between 2 weeks (hippie mob who is kindly) 4 weeks (r in his self-flagellation)  &lt;br /&gt;
** Conclusions:&lt;br /&gt;
*** 3 week break and no drinking for R&lt;br /&gt;
*** Community can drink R&#039;s beers.&lt;br /&gt;
*** R can drink water, and eat ice cream&lt;br /&gt;
*** Hippie group therapy and avengers movie counseling&lt;br /&gt;
**** R insists no problem with &amp;quot;homophilia&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
**** Whoa, R may be drinking in the corner. But agrees not to drink.&lt;br /&gt;
**** R wants Noisebridge Postcard, sounds like a good idea&lt;br /&gt;
**** but wait, this isn&#039;t democratic process.&lt;br /&gt;
**** We&#039;re not a democracy dammit.&lt;br /&gt;
**** This shoudl be voluntary for R (it is)&lt;br /&gt;
**** We&#039;re not the fucking police (goddamn right) &lt;br /&gt;
**** At the age of 7 R was diagnosed with Posttraumatic stress. This has haunted &lt;br /&gt;
**** Noisebridge demands new Icecream diet for R&lt;br /&gt;
**** let&#039;s mediate bro&lt;br /&gt;
**** Our fearless temporary spokesperson demands 3 weeks.&lt;br /&gt;
* Bio hacking.   papayas.  on thursday people tried to throw out the broken fridge. something something rotten papayas.  What?&lt;br /&gt;
*** Miloh says it&#039;s just that we had 2 fridges. it is not a bio hacking thing at all. at least sell the fridge to benefit the space. &lt;br /&gt;
*** jesse - suggestion that something about biohacking.... ?&lt;br /&gt;
*** Oh. okay jesse is actually saying, Does Noisebridge NOT have a problem with diy bio hacking?  &lt;br /&gt;
*** This doesn&#039;t make sense, both fridges wer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
EOF&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2012_05_15&amp;diff=25551</id>
		<title>Meeting Notes 2012 05 15</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2012_05_15&amp;diff=25551"/>
		<updated>2012-05-17T23:07:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* Proposals for next week */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;= Agenda =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 216th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note-taker: Jehan, http://piratepad.net/Fh8nv2KgDL&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Moderator: Malaclyps&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Introduction and Names ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Cynthia: keeps place going&lt;br /&gt;
* John: Hacking on Biomonitoring&lt;br /&gt;
* Michele: French?&lt;br /&gt;
* Robert: Linux, DBs&lt;br /&gt;
* Ava: Visiting&lt;br /&gt;
* Julian: Spectator&lt;br /&gt;
* Liz: Hangs out sometimes&lt;br /&gt;
* Miloh: Circuit hacking and replicating&lt;br /&gt;
* Jared: Machine Learning, Hadoop&lt;br /&gt;
* Will: 5mof&lt;br /&gt;
* Corey &amp;amp; Marnia: Robo-Gardens&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniella- Great idea, provisional patents. Entering tech awards. In Santa Clara, third party recipiant = NB! &lt;br /&gt;
* Intro to Linux one night a month. Non techie. Will be posted.&lt;br /&gt;
* Hard drive enclosures, internet archive, new fund. Archive.org&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
* R started Ruby collaborative mondays 5 oclock&lt;br /&gt;
* Thursdays 5mof, looking for speakers. Talk about mother or interpretive dance.&lt;br /&gt;
* Maker Faire this weekend- Page on wiki to sign up and volunteer, talk to Chris Lincoln.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Zephyr&lt;br /&gt;
* Blake Griffis 4&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel Jabour 4&lt;br /&gt;
* Aspen 4&lt;br /&gt;
* Tobias 4&lt;br /&gt;
* Jim Sweet needs 2 sponsors&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank:&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
** There are $2101.33 earmarked NoiseTor funds&lt;br /&gt;
** Colo service has been paid through Jun 7, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
** There are enough funds to pay for an additional 2 months of colo&lt;br /&gt;
** This information was updated at Tue May 15 20:21:07 2012&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
You may wish to &#039;&#039;&#039;invite a knowledgeable volunteer to repeat &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on the consensus process]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;(Add any items which pass or are blocked to the [[Consensus Items History]] page.)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That we extend the cleaning contract with Skyline Building Care for another six months.  (Added to [Current Consensus Items])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Add 70 minute limit on meetings&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Select Time-Keeper = Miloh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Additional: Cleaning Service- Have we gotten a good deal? Should we continue?&lt;br /&gt;
* DIY bio: 10 minutes&lt;br /&gt;
** 2 refrigerators&lt;br /&gt;
** Full of papayas, now empty, group tried to throw it out.&lt;br /&gt;
** Does anyone want fridge?&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
* 5MoF Pitch&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;R&amp;quot; (edited to &amp;quot;R&amp;quot; after meeting to avoid linking an individual&#039;s initials to an embarrassing series of events -Jehan)  discussion&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin Says:&lt;br /&gt;
*** Threatened to kill other members&lt;br /&gt;
*** Tony felt uncomfortable because of other members- i.e. R&lt;br /&gt;
*** Support or help R?&lt;br /&gt;
*** Traditional option is mediation     &lt;br /&gt;
*** R has made some threats to someone at Noisebridge -- safety could be a concern to some people&lt;br /&gt;
*** Mediation hasn&#039;t worked for at least one person.&lt;br /&gt;
** R Says:&lt;br /&gt;
*** Truly appreciates community&lt;br /&gt;
*** Takes responsibility for what has happened&lt;br /&gt;
*** Admits was in wrong&lt;br /&gt;
*** Lack of communication with parties involved&lt;br /&gt;
*** Cycle of wronggness&lt;br /&gt;
**** Drunk&lt;br /&gt;
**** Drunk during meeting as well&lt;br /&gt;
**** Not as jovial as usual&lt;br /&gt;
** Tony came up to R in agressive way&lt;br /&gt;
*** Would not let him speak&lt;br /&gt;
*** told R to suck cock&lt;br /&gt;
*** R suggested inverse cock sucking relationship&lt;br /&gt;
*** Many cocksucking suggestions were made, according to Kayla&lt;br /&gt;
*** Kayla gives a very vivid description of the cock-sucking language used&lt;br /&gt;
*** Cocksucking story may be wrong according to R&lt;br /&gt;
*** No Cocksucking after all&lt;br /&gt;
*** Kayla just wants to say that R does many positive things around the space as well&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh is pissed about R 2.0&lt;br /&gt;
*** Hacking and not finishing&lt;br /&gt;
*** Miloh says R should leave for month&lt;br /&gt;
*** R doesn&#039;t finish his projects, and only makes a mess.&lt;br /&gt;
** Daniella says give him a second chance.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kayla says 2 week hiatus&lt;br /&gt;
** Will has never had problem with him personally- but when he has heard problems they involve alchohol (mild claps)&lt;br /&gt;
*** No drinking in space for some people&lt;br /&gt;
*** Some people do not believe that the details should be in notes.&lt;br /&gt;
*** Kayla recieved text claiming to be proxying for Tony&lt;br /&gt;
** Zephyr has had a few problems with R and feels that the solutions are appropriate&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin says what about an email list? Mediators as admins.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jim says that he doesnt like the idea that R leaves. Likes no drinking.&lt;br /&gt;
** Liz says we should support R if you haven&#039;t had problems with him&lt;br /&gt;
** Ramone says taking break from place is not solution, mediation is good solution type thing, not super opposed to break. But it&#039;s not direct solution.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kayla says brief hiatus from NB can be good. &lt;br /&gt;
** R says it&#039;s a good idea. If it makes people feel comfortable. He is willing to take a break from the space for a month. &lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh says that R can&#039;t argue with charges. It is sexual harassment (of tony)&lt;br /&gt;
** R says that Kayla&#039;s credibility on alleged cocksucking comments should be disputed. &lt;br /&gt;
** R says: He is not agaisnt anyone for any sexual orientation. Has numerous gay friends and roomates. (loud arguing) (5 minute break)&lt;br /&gt;
** (meeting recommences)&lt;br /&gt;
** More to it than is on the board: Complicated proposal: &lt;br /&gt;
*** Bad for NB as whole to tell ppl to leave and send them off&lt;br /&gt;
*** Spending some time away can be good in general and good for R in particular&lt;br /&gt;
*** People feel that it is bad to explain things to R because there can be confrontation&lt;br /&gt;
*** People think that R should spend time away but that they feel that he should not be asked to spend time away&lt;br /&gt;
*** People feel that it is good to ask him to not be drunk (and rowdy) in NB&lt;br /&gt;
*** Does the space need to have a no shitfacedness policy?&lt;br /&gt;
*** Claudia agrees&lt;br /&gt;
*** A few people disagree&lt;br /&gt;
*** Group feeling is that drunkeness is an essential NB ingredient&lt;br /&gt;
*** Alot of people love R, and the events, and the hour long meeting is a tragedy&lt;br /&gt;
*** R agrees with the above.&lt;br /&gt;
*** Miloh advocates for 10 week break&lt;br /&gt;
*** MC Hawking says 20 weeks&lt;br /&gt;
*** No real consensus &lt;br /&gt;
*** R says that he would be comfortable taking month off&lt;br /&gt;
**** We should work out way to co-exist&lt;br /&gt;
**** Space may not be big enough for both R and Gavin&lt;br /&gt;
**** R intends to take legal action about above slander as he alleges&lt;br /&gt;
*** Is 4 weeks too long?&lt;br /&gt;
*** 3 weeks as a medium between 2 weeks (hippie mob who is kindly) 4 weeks (r in his self-flagellation)  &lt;br /&gt;
** Conclusions:&lt;br /&gt;
*** 3 week break and no drinking for R&lt;br /&gt;
*** Community can drink R&#039;s beers.&lt;br /&gt;
*** R can drink water, and eat ice cream&lt;br /&gt;
*** Hippie group therapy and avengers movie counseling&lt;br /&gt;
**** R insists no problem with &amp;quot;homophilia&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
**** Whoa, R may be drinking in the corner. But agrees not to drink.&lt;br /&gt;
**** R wants Noisebridge Postcard, sounds like a good idea&lt;br /&gt;
**** but wait, this isn&#039;t democratic process.&lt;br /&gt;
**** We&#039;re not a democracy dammit.&lt;br /&gt;
**** This shoudl be voluntary for R (it is)&lt;br /&gt;
**** We&#039;re not the fucking police (goddamn right) &lt;br /&gt;
**** At the age of 7 R was diagnosed with Posttraumatic stress. This has haunted &lt;br /&gt;
**** Noisebridge demands new Icecream diet for R&lt;br /&gt;
**** let&#039;s mediate bro&lt;br /&gt;
**** Our fearless temporary spokesperson demands 3 weeks.&lt;br /&gt;
* Bio hacking.   papayas.  on thursday people tried to throw out the broken fridge. something something rotten papayas.  What?&lt;br /&gt;
*** Miloh says it&#039;s just that we had 2 fridges. it is not a bio hacking thing at all. at least sell the fridge to benefit the space. &lt;br /&gt;
*** jesse - suggestion that something about biohacking.... ?&lt;br /&gt;
*** Oh. okay jesse is actually saying, Does Noisebridge NOT have a problem with diy bio hacking?  &lt;br /&gt;
*** This doesn&#039;t make sense, both fridges wer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
EOF&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Housekeeping&amp;diff=25550</id>
		<title>Housekeeping</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Housekeeping&amp;diff=25550"/>
		<updated>2012-05-17T23:06:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* Cleaning Service */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;=Weekly Chores=&lt;br /&gt;
The objective of having weekly chores at Noisebridge is the first minimize the amount of time need to pay for a 3rd party cleaning service to spend here, and secondly to make sure the space is tidy. The idea of having chores in the list doesn&#039;t mean that it&#039;s ok to be messy, please be excellent to others by cleaning up after yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Feel like helping out Noisebridge? Great! Listed bellow are tasks that can be completed once a week. Pick a task and do it! Sign off when you&#039;re done so people don&#039;t do it again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Tasks===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Items sorted in highest priority to lowest.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Take out trash&#039;&#039;&#039; - Empty all space cans into the street cans, replaces liners, take the street cans down to the street Monday and/or Thursday night (where applicable/if there&#039;s trash)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sweep common spaces floors&#039;&#039;&#039; - Common space, main hall, library, electronics lab.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sweep kitchen, bathroom, classroom floors&#039;&#039;&#039; - Kitchen and both classrooms.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Mop common spaces floors&#039;&#039;&#039; - Common space, main hall, library, electronics lab.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Mop kitchen, bathroom, classroom floors&#039;&#039;&#039; - Kitchen and both classrooms.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Clean bathrooms&#039;&#039;&#039; - Scrub the bowl and the sink, make sure there&#039;s soap and tp, empty trash.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Clean kitchen&#039;&#039;&#039; - Scrub all work surfaces, return all dishes and cups to kitchen, send out a nasty email if there are unwashed dishes piled around, do remaining dishes because you&#039;re a saint.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Tidy up work surfaces&#039;&#039;&#039; - Includes 3 work tables (across from the dirty shop and class rooms), coffee tables near the couches, greeting desk, electronic lab main table, library work tables, class room tables, put books back in the library.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Gather up chairs&#039;&#039;&#039; - Stools go with tall bar tables, chairs go with short tables, electronics lab and class rooms. Clear off junk from couches.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Clean up hack shelf&#039;&#039;&#039; - Make sure all donated hackable items are on the shelf, sort them out so they&#039;re easy to get to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;February 2011&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
{| border=&amp;quot;1&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|   Tasks || 1st - 7th || 8th - 14th || 15th - 21st || 22nd - 28th || x&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Take out trash ||| ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Sweep common spaces floors ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Sweep kitchen, bathroom, classroom floors ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Mop common spaces floors ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Mop kitchen, bathroom, classroom floors ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Clean bathrooms ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Clean kitchen ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Tidy up work surfaces ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Gather up chairs ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|   Clean up hack shelf ||  ||  ||  ||  || &lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Services=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Electricity==&lt;br /&gt;
We have a business account with PG&amp;amp;E to provide service to two meters for us.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The master switches for these meters are located in the basement, and are both labeled &amp;quot;3rd Floor&amp;quot;.  Their meter numbers 6331H5 for the back of the space (east side, away from Mission St.), and 703T78 for the front side (west side, against Mission St).  The meters will have these numbers on them as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For details on our usage rates and the amount we spend, see [[Electricity]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trash and Recycling==&lt;br /&gt;
===Street cans===&lt;br /&gt;
We currently have bins from [[2169_Utilities|Sunset Scavenger]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 large bin for trash&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 large bin for recycling&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Both bins live in the elevator room, please keep them there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Trash pickup is Tuesday and Friday mornings!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Take the bins out Monday and Thursday evening so we can be sure they&#039;re out in time&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Space cans===&lt;br /&gt;
The space has three large cans, 2 for garbage and 1 for recycling. The recycling one is marked. When the can gets full please tie off the bag and dump it into the large street cans living in the elevator room. Bag liners can be found in the kitchen, please put one back in the can when done.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==E-waste==&lt;br /&gt;
Got something that&#039;s e-waste? Desktop computer? Monitor? Electronics? Batteries? There&#039;s a space in the elevator room for all that. The pile should only be used for Noisebridge items and not a personal dumping ground.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kim lives nearby, came by in summer 2011, and works as a recycler for metal and ewaste. Contact her at 2krandolph (at) gmail.com if you have electronic waste, metal desks, metal shelving, refrigerators, stoves, televisions, cell phones, and so on that need to be picked up. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://elmars.org/ Environmental Logistics Management &amp;amp; Asset Recovery Services Corporation] does free picks up of 30lb or more. If you feel that the pile is large enough for a pick up, please go to their site and schedule a pickup then email the list stating the date and time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Cleaning Service==&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:wsargent|Will]] is managing the cleaning service -- Skyline Building Care comes by once a month and does the floors and bathrooms.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&amp;diff=25549</id>
		<title>Current Consensus Items</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Current_Consensus_Items&amp;diff=25549"/>
		<updated>2012-05-17T23:01:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: Add skyline cleaning to the list.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;This is a page for hosting consensus items currently under debate, with their formal wording.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] is the public record of consensus items that have been decided on in the past. Please move the records from the &amp;quot;Current&amp;quot; page to the &amp;quot;History&amp;quot; page once they&#039;ve been approved/blocked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| border=&amp;quot;1&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! Date First Discussed&lt;br /&gt;
! Proposed By&lt;br /&gt;
! Wording&lt;br /&gt;
! Author of this Record&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|5/15/2012&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
|That we extend the cleaning contract with Skyline Building Care for another six months.  They come by at the end of each month, it costs $145 each month.&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3/13/2012&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:gnnr|Gavin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Fiscal Sponsorhip of zine. We receive adequate donations but we want them to be tax deductible, and potentially donate overages back to noisebridge. Zine01 expenses were roughly $320 to print. We project Zine02 to cost in the $500 range to print more copies and provide business cards to the editor. We have receipts if the community would like to view our records.&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:gnnr|Gavin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3/12/2012&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:miloh|Miloh]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Request for up to $300.00 of Noisebridge funds to improve the electronics area infrastructure. Up to $300.00 would be allocated for the cost of material  needed to build a 4th electronics bench, an equipment hutch for the bench, and a storage cabinet for the electronics tools at Noisebridge. Any direct donations to support this project would reduce the amount used from Noisebridge funds by an equal amount.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Estimated expense breakdown:&lt;br /&gt;
 $120 qty3 plywood sheets&lt;br /&gt;
 $30 qty10 8&#039; 2x4&#039;s&lt;br /&gt;
 $30 qty3  8&#039; 1x1 moulding wood&lt;br /&gt;
 $80 5 sets of linear drawer slides&lt;br /&gt;
 $40 dowels, pins, isc. fasteners&lt;br /&gt;
 TOTAL&lt;br /&gt;
 $300.00&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;supporting arguments:&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The electronics area is a high traffic area of noisebridge that needs another soldering &amp;amp; lab tool bench, and a better organized storage cabinet for electronics tools.  Currently lab tools are stacked on top of each other on the existing lab hutches, and electronics tools are taking up hacker alley shelf space in free floating bins that often get misplaced. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Previous funding for many improvements to the electronics area have come from direct donation, including 6 sets of member and hacker alley shelves, the 3 existing electronics benches, many user storage bins, and other small items like castor wheels, fasteners, and shop tools for building. Even the uhaul rental for obtaining the hackitorium lab tables was an out of pocket expense. Help Noisebridge grow up as an organization by coming together to form consenso on this small funding request.&lt;br /&gt;
|[[User:miloh|Miloh]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2012_05_15&amp;diff=25548</id>
		<title>Meeting Notes 2012 05 15</title>
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		<updated>2012-05-17T22:59:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* Proposals for next week */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;= Agenda =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 216th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note-taker: Jehan, http://piratepad.net/Fh8nv2KgDL&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Moderator: Malaclyps&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Introduction and Names ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Cynthia: keeps place going&lt;br /&gt;
* John: Hacking on Biomonitoring&lt;br /&gt;
* Michele: French?&lt;br /&gt;
* Robert: Linux, DBs&lt;br /&gt;
* Ava: Visiting&lt;br /&gt;
* Julian: Spectator&lt;br /&gt;
* Liz: Hangs out sometimes&lt;br /&gt;
* Miloh: Circuit hacking and replicating&lt;br /&gt;
* Jared: Machine Learning, Hadoop&lt;br /&gt;
* Will: 5mof&lt;br /&gt;
* Corey &amp;amp; Marnia: Robo-Gardens&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniella- Great idea, provisional patents. Entering tech awards. In Santa Clara, third party recipiant = NB! &lt;br /&gt;
* Intro to Linux one night a month. Non techie. Will be posted.&lt;br /&gt;
* Hard drive enclosures, internet archive, new fund. Archive.org&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
* R started Ruby collaborative mondays 5 oclock&lt;br /&gt;
* Thursdays 5mof, looking for speakers. Talk about mother or interpretive dance.&lt;br /&gt;
* Maker Faire this weekend- Page on wiki to sign up and volunteer, talk to Chris Lincoln.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Zephyr&lt;br /&gt;
* Blake Griffis 4&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel Jabour 4&lt;br /&gt;
* Aspen 4&lt;br /&gt;
* Tobias 4&lt;br /&gt;
* Jim Sweet needs 2 sponsors&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank:&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
** There are $2101.33 earmarked NoiseTor funds&lt;br /&gt;
** Colo service has been paid through Jun 7, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
** There are enough funds to pay for an additional 2 months of colo&lt;br /&gt;
** This information was updated at Tue May 15 20:21:07 2012&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
You may wish to &#039;&#039;&#039;invite a knowledgeable volunteer to repeat &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on the consensus process]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;(Add any items which pass or are blocked to the [[Consensus Items History]] page.)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That we extend the cleaning contract with Skyline Building Care for another six months.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Add 70 minute limit on meetings&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Select Time-Keeper = Miloh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Additional: Cleaning Service- Have we gotten a good deal? Should we continue?&lt;br /&gt;
* DIY bio: 10 minutes&lt;br /&gt;
** 2 refrigerators&lt;br /&gt;
** Full of papayas, now empty, group tried to throw it out.&lt;br /&gt;
** Does anyone want fridge?&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
* 5MoF Pitch&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;R&amp;quot; (edited to &amp;quot;R&amp;quot; after meeting to avoid linking an individual&#039;s initials to an embarrassing series of events -Jehan)  discussion&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin Says:&lt;br /&gt;
*** Threatened to kill other members&lt;br /&gt;
*** Tony felt uncomfortable because of other members- i.e. R&lt;br /&gt;
*** Support or help R?&lt;br /&gt;
*** Traditional option is mediation     &lt;br /&gt;
*** R has made some threats to someone at Noisebridge -- safety could be a concern to some people&lt;br /&gt;
*** Mediation hasn&#039;t worked for at least one person.&lt;br /&gt;
** R Says:&lt;br /&gt;
*** Truly appreciates community&lt;br /&gt;
*** Takes responsibility for what has happened&lt;br /&gt;
*** Admits was in wrong&lt;br /&gt;
*** Lack of communication with parties involved&lt;br /&gt;
*** Cycle of wronggness&lt;br /&gt;
**** Drunk&lt;br /&gt;
**** Drunk during meeting as well&lt;br /&gt;
**** Not as jovial as usual&lt;br /&gt;
** Tony came up to R in agressive way&lt;br /&gt;
*** Would not let him speak&lt;br /&gt;
*** told R to suck cock&lt;br /&gt;
*** R suggested inverse cock sucking relationship&lt;br /&gt;
*** Many cocksucking suggestions were made, according to Kayla&lt;br /&gt;
*** Kayla gives a very vivid description of the cock-sucking language used&lt;br /&gt;
*** Cocksucking story may be wrong according to R&lt;br /&gt;
*** No Cocksucking after all&lt;br /&gt;
*** Kayla just wants to say that R does many positive things around the space as well&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh is pissed about R 2.0&lt;br /&gt;
*** Hacking and not finishing&lt;br /&gt;
*** Miloh says R should leave for month&lt;br /&gt;
*** R doesn&#039;t finish his projects, and only makes a mess.&lt;br /&gt;
** Daniella says give him a second chance.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kayla says 2 week hiatus&lt;br /&gt;
** Will has never had problem with him personally- but when he has heard problems they involve alchohol (mild claps)&lt;br /&gt;
*** No drinking in space for some people&lt;br /&gt;
*** Some people do not believe that the details should be in notes.&lt;br /&gt;
*** Kayla recieved text claiming to be proxying for Tony&lt;br /&gt;
** Zephyr has had a few problems with R and feels that the solutions are appropriate&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin says what about an email list? Mediators as admins.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jim says that he doesnt like the idea that R leaves. Likes no drinking.&lt;br /&gt;
** Liz says we should support R if you haven&#039;t had problems with him&lt;br /&gt;
** Ramone says taking break from place is not solution, mediation is good solution type thing, not super opposed to break. But it&#039;s not direct solution.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kayla says brief hiatus from NB can be good. &lt;br /&gt;
** R says it&#039;s a good idea. If it makes people feel comfortable. He is willing to take a break from the space for a month. &lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh says that R can&#039;t argue with charges. It is sexual harassment (of tony)&lt;br /&gt;
** R says that Kayla&#039;s credibility on alleged cocksucking comments should be disputed. &lt;br /&gt;
** R says: He is not agaisnt anyone for any sexual orientation. Has numerous gay friends and roomates. (loud arguing) (5 minute break)&lt;br /&gt;
** (meeting recommences)&lt;br /&gt;
** More to it than is on the board: Complicated proposal: &lt;br /&gt;
*** Bad for NB as whole to tell ppl to leave and send them off&lt;br /&gt;
*** Spending some time away can be good in general and good for R in particular&lt;br /&gt;
*** People feel that it is bad to explain things to R because there can be confrontation&lt;br /&gt;
*** People think that R should spend time away but that they feel that he should not be asked to spend time away&lt;br /&gt;
*** People feel that it is good to ask him to not be drunk (and rowdy) in NB&lt;br /&gt;
*** Does the space need to have a no shitfacedness policy?&lt;br /&gt;
*** Claudia agrees&lt;br /&gt;
*** A few people disagree&lt;br /&gt;
*** Group feeling is that drunkeness is an essential NB ingredient&lt;br /&gt;
*** Alot of people love R, and the events, and the hour long meeting is a tragedy&lt;br /&gt;
*** R agrees with the above.&lt;br /&gt;
*** Miloh advocates for 10 week break&lt;br /&gt;
*** MC Hawking says 20 weeks&lt;br /&gt;
*** No real consensus &lt;br /&gt;
*** R says that he would be comfortable taking month off&lt;br /&gt;
**** We should work out way to co-exist&lt;br /&gt;
**** Space may not be big enough for both R and Gavin&lt;br /&gt;
**** R intends to take legal action about above slander as he alleges&lt;br /&gt;
*** Is 4 weeks too long?&lt;br /&gt;
*** 3 weeks as a medium between 2 weeks (hippie mob who is kindly) 4 weeks (r in his self-flagellation)  &lt;br /&gt;
** Conclusions:&lt;br /&gt;
*** 3 week break and no drinking for R&lt;br /&gt;
*** Community can drink R&#039;s beers.&lt;br /&gt;
*** R can drink water, and eat ice cream&lt;br /&gt;
*** Hippie group therapy and avengers movie counseling&lt;br /&gt;
**** R insists no problem with &amp;quot;homophilia&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
**** Whoa, R may be drinking in the corner. But agrees not to drink.&lt;br /&gt;
**** R wants Noisebridge Postcard, sounds like a good idea&lt;br /&gt;
**** but wait, this isn&#039;t democratic process.&lt;br /&gt;
**** We&#039;re not a democracy dammit.&lt;br /&gt;
**** This shoudl be voluntary for R (it is)&lt;br /&gt;
**** We&#039;re not the fucking police (goddamn right) &lt;br /&gt;
**** At the age of 7 R was diagnosed with Posttraumatic stress. This has haunted &lt;br /&gt;
**** Noisebridge demands new Icecream diet for R&lt;br /&gt;
**** let&#039;s mediate bro&lt;br /&gt;
**** Our fearless temporary spokesperson demands 3 weeks.&lt;br /&gt;
* Bio hacking.   papayas.  on thursday people tried to throw out the broken fridge. something something rotten papayas.  What?&lt;br /&gt;
*** Miloh says it&#039;s just that we had 2 fridges. it is not a bio hacking thing at all. at least sell the fridge to benefit the space. &lt;br /&gt;
*** jesse - suggestion that something about biohacking.... ?&lt;br /&gt;
*** Oh. okay jesse is actually saying, Does Noisebridge NOT have a problem with diy bio hacking?  &lt;br /&gt;
*** This doesn&#039;t make sense, both fridges wer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
EOF&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2012_05_15&amp;diff=25547</id>
		<title>Meeting Notes 2012 05 15</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2012_05_15&amp;diff=25547"/>
		<updated>2012-05-17T22:58:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* Proposals for next week */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;= Agenda =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 216th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note-taker: Jehan, http://piratepad.net/Fh8nv2KgDL&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Moderator: Malaclyps&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Introduction and Names ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Cynthia: keeps place going&lt;br /&gt;
* John: Hacking on Biomonitoring&lt;br /&gt;
* Michele: French?&lt;br /&gt;
* Robert: Linux, DBs&lt;br /&gt;
* Ava: Visiting&lt;br /&gt;
* Julian: Spectator&lt;br /&gt;
* Liz: Hangs out sometimes&lt;br /&gt;
* Miloh: Circuit hacking and replicating&lt;br /&gt;
* Jared: Machine Learning, Hadoop&lt;br /&gt;
* Will: 5mof&lt;br /&gt;
* Corey &amp;amp; Marnia: Robo-Gardens&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniella- Great idea, provisional patents. Entering tech awards. In Santa Clara, third party recipiant = NB! &lt;br /&gt;
* Intro to Linux one night a month. Non techie. Will be posted.&lt;br /&gt;
* Hard drive enclosures, internet archive, new fund. Archive.org&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
* R started Ruby collaborative mondays 5 oclock&lt;br /&gt;
* Thursdays 5mof, looking for speakers. Talk about mother or interpretive dance.&lt;br /&gt;
* Maker Faire this weekend- Page on wiki to sign up and volunteer, talk to Chris Lincoln.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Zephyr&lt;br /&gt;
* Blake Griffis 4&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel Jabour 4&lt;br /&gt;
* Aspen 4&lt;br /&gt;
* Tobias 4&lt;br /&gt;
* Jim Sweet needs 2 sponsors&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank:&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
** There are $2101.33 earmarked NoiseTor funds&lt;br /&gt;
** Colo service has been paid through Jun 7, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
** There are enough funds to pay for an additional 2 months of colo&lt;br /&gt;
** This information was updated at Tue May 15 20:21:07 2012&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
You may wish to &#039;&#039;&#039;invite a knowledgeable volunteer to repeat &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on the consensus process]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;(Add any items which pass or are blocked to the [[Consensus Items History]] page.)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Should we extend the cleaning contract with Skyline Building Care for another six months?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Add 70 minute limit on meetings&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Select Time-Keeper = Miloh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Additional: Cleaning Service- Have we gotten a good deal? Should we continue?&lt;br /&gt;
* DIY bio: 10 minutes&lt;br /&gt;
** 2 refrigerators&lt;br /&gt;
** Full of papayas, now empty, group tried to throw it out.&lt;br /&gt;
** Does anyone want fridge?&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
* 5MoF Pitch&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;quot;R&amp;quot; (edited to &amp;quot;R&amp;quot; after meeting to avoid linking an individual&#039;s initials to an embarrassing series of events -Jehan)  discussion&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin Says:&lt;br /&gt;
*** Threatened to kill other members&lt;br /&gt;
*** Tony felt uncomfortable because of other members- i.e. R&lt;br /&gt;
*** Support or help R?&lt;br /&gt;
*** Traditional option is mediation     &lt;br /&gt;
*** R has made some threats to someone at Noisebridge -- safety could be a concern to some people&lt;br /&gt;
*** Mediation hasn&#039;t worked for at least one person.&lt;br /&gt;
** R Says:&lt;br /&gt;
*** Truly appreciates community&lt;br /&gt;
*** Takes responsibility for what has happened&lt;br /&gt;
*** Admits was in wrong&lt;br /&gt;
*** Lack of communication with parties involved&lt;br /&gt;
*** Cycle of wronggness&lt;br /&gt;
**** Drunk&lt;br /&gt;
**** Drunk during meeting as well&lt;br /&gt;
**** Not as jovial as usual&lt;br /&gt;
** Tony came up to R in agressive way&lt;br /&gt;
*** Would not let him speak&lt;br /&gt;
*** told R to suck cock&lt;br /&gt;
*** R suggested inverse cock sucking relationship&lt;br /&gt;
*** Many cocksucking suggestions were made, according to Kayla&lt;br /&gt;
*** Kayla gives a very vivid description of the cock-sucking language used&lt;br /&gt;
*** Cocksucking story may be wrong according to R&lt;br /&gt;
*** No Cocksucking after all&lt;br /&gt;
*** Kayla just wants to say that R does many positive things around the space as well&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh is pissed about R 2.0&lt;br /&gt;
*** Hacking and not finishing&lt;br /&gt;
*** Miloh says R should leave for month&lt;br /&gt;
*** R doesn&#039;t finish his projects, and only makes a mess.&lt;br /&gt;
** Daniella says give him a second chance.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kayla says 2 week hiatus&lt;br /&gt;
** Will has never had problem with him personally- but when he has heard problems they involve alchohol (mild claps)&lt;br /&gt;
*** No drinking in space for some people&lt;br /&gt;
*** Some people do not believe that the details should be in notes.&lt;br /&gt;
*** Kayla recieved text claiming to be proxying for Tony&lt;br /&gt;
** Zephyr has had a few problems with R and feels that the solutions are appropriate&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin says what about an email list? Mediators as admins.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jim says that he doesnt like the idea that R leaves. Likes no drinking.&lt;br /&gt;
** Liz says we should support R if you haven&#039;t had problems with him&lt;br /&gt;
** Ramone says taking break from place is not solution, mediation is good solution type thing, not super opposed to break. But it&#039;s not direct solution.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kayla says brief hiatus from NB can be good. &lt;br /&gt;
** R says it&#039;s a good idea. If it makes people feel comfortable. He is willing to take a break from the space for a month. &lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh says that R can&#039;t argue with charges. It is sexual harassment (of tony)&lt;br /&gt;
** R says that Kayla&#039;s credibility on alleged cocksucking comments should be disputed. &lt;br /&gt;
** R says: He is not agaisnt anyone for any sexual orientation. Has numerous gay friends and roomates. (loud arguing) (5 minute break)&lt;br /&gt;
** (meeting recommences)&lt;br /&gt;
** More to it than is on the board: Complicated proposal: &lt;br /&gt;
*** Bad for NB as whole to tell ppl to leave and send them off&lt;br /&gt;
*** Spending some time away can be good in general and good for R in particular&lt;br /&gt;
*** People feel that it is bad to explain things to R because there can be confrontation&lt;br /&gt;
*** People think that R should spend time away but that they feel that he should not be asked to spend time away&lt;br /&gt;
*** People feel that it is good to ask him to not be drunk (and rowdy) in NB&lt;br /&gt;
*** Does the space need to have a no shitfacedness policy?&lt;br /&gt;
*** Claudia agrees&lt;br /&gt;
*** A few people disagree&lt;br /&gt;
*** Group feeling is that drunkeness is an essential NB ingredient&lt;br /&gt;
*** Alot of people love R, and the events, and the hour long meeting is a tragedy&lt;br /&gt;
*** R agrees with the above.&lt;br /&gt;
*** Miloh advocates for 10 week break&lt;br /&gt;
*** MC Hawking says 20 weeks&lt;br /&gt;
*** No real consensus &lt;br /&gt;
*** R says that he would be comfortable taking month off&lt;br /&gt;
**** We should work out way to co-exist&lt;br /&gt;
**** Space may not be big enough for both R and Gavin&lt;br /&gt;
**** R intends to take legal action about above slander as he alleges&lt;br /&gt;
*** Is 4 weeks too long?&lt;br /&gt;
*** 3 weeks as a medium between 2 weeks (hippie mob who is kindly) 4 weeks (r in his self-flagellation)  &lt;br /&gt;
** Conclusions:&lt;br /&gt;
*** 3 week break and no drinking for R&lt;br /&gt;
*** Community can drink R&#039;s beers.&lt;br /&gt;
*** R can drink water, and eat ice cream&lt;br /&gt;
*** Hippie group therapy and avengers movie counseling&lt;br /&gt;
**** R insists no problem with &amp;quot;homophilia&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
**** Whoa, R may be drinking in the corner. But agrees not to drink.&lt;br /&gt;
**** R wants Noisebridge Postcard, sounds like a good idea&lt;br /&gt;
**** but wait, this isn&#039;t democratic process.&lt;br /&gt;
**** We&#039;re not a democracy dammit.&lt;br /&gt;
**** This shoudl be voluntary for R (it is)&lt;br /&gt;
**** We&#039;re not the fucking police (goddamn right) &lt;br /&gt;
**** At the age of 7 R was diagnosed with Posttraumatic stress. This has haunted &lt;br /&gt;
**** Noisebridge demands new Icecream diet for R&lt;br /&gt;
**** let&#039;s mediate bro&lt;br /&gt;
**** Our fearless temporary spokesperson demands 3 weeks.&lt;br /&gt;
* Bio hacking.   papayas.  on thursday people tried to throw out the broken fridge. something something rotten papayas.  What?&lt;br /&gt;
*** Miloh says it&#039;s just that we had 2 fridges. it is not a bio hacking thing at all. at least sell the fridge to benefit the space. &lt;br /&gt;
*** jesse - suggestion that something about biohacking.... ?&lt;br /&gt;
*** Oh. okay jesse is actually saying, Does Noisebridge NOT have a problem with diy bio hacking?  &lt;br /&gt;
*** This doesn&#039;t make sense, both fridges wer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
EOF&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Meeting Notes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Five_Minutes_of_Fame&amp;diff=25502</id>
		<title>Five Minutes of Fame</title>
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		<updated>2012-05-15T21:01:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* When and where does it happen? */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==What is it?==&lt;br /&gt;
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Five Minutes of Fame (5MoF) is an adaptation of CCC&#039;s Lightning Talks. Our implementation is ten five minute talks in an hour, with a short intermission so you can get another beer.&lt;br /&gt;
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==When and where does it happen?==&lt;br /&gt;
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Third Thursday of every month at 8pm, at Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, San Francisco.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Thursday, May 17th, 8 PM, It&#039;s on! [http://5mof.net/signup/ Sign up!]===&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why are we doing this?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are many reasons:&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s great for people who are interested in what&#039;s going on at Noisebridge -- no need to sit through long lectures.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some people are working on projects that are not ready for a full 30 minute or hour long talk, but they want to get their ideas out. Maybe they need help, maybe they want to propose an idea to the Noisebridge community.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some people are shy to public speaking and want to practice without giving an &amp;quot;official&amp;quot; conference talk, which can be daunting. This is a great way to try it out, in a community of peers.&lt;br /&gt;
* San Francisco is the mecca for startups. If you&#039;re trying to sell your idea to someone, you need to be able to explain it in five minutes or less.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Law_of_Fives &amp;quot;The Law of Fives&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
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==How can I participate?==&lt;br /&gt;
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===[http://5mof.net/signup/ Sign up to speak at 5 Minutes of Fame here!] ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Slides should be submitted to 5mof@googlegroups.com -- Please include [5mof] in the subject line.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Slides must be in PowerPoint (.ppt) or Keynote format unless otherwise agreed upon and submitted by the Friday before 5MoF. All slides are subject to approval.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Speakers will be notified as to the status of their talks before the schedule is released. If your talk was not accepted, feel free to submit next month! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Talk schedule will be finalized and released on the Monday before 5MoF.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Feel free to ask questions, request advice, and harass fsargent or daravinne on the [[IRC | Noisebridge IRC ]] channel.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How can I attend?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just show up! 2169 Mission St, San Francisco&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We&#039;re located at:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Getting Here|2169 Mission St]], San Francisco&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&amp;amp;mlon=-122.419372&amp;amp;zoom=16 OpenStreetMap] - [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 Google Maps]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;2 blocks South of [[Getting_Here#Getting_Here_by_BART | 16th &amp;amp; Mission BART]]&lt;br /&gt;
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If for any reason you&#039;re unable to attend, you can usually watch it live on our [http://www.ustream.tv/user/noisebridge UStream Channel].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Other Questions==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Can anyone attend or speak?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;There are a limited number of slots for speakers, and members or regulars are given priority to speak about the projects they are working on. Although there are substitutes for people don&#039;t show, schedule early to be assured your 5MoF!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What if I show up late?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;If you are giving a talk, please notify me so we can rearrange the schedule. If you want to see a talk that you&#039;re going to miss, find the person who gave it and chat with them for five minutes :)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Past 5MoFs==&lt;br /&gt;
=== 2009 ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-02-19 | 2009-02-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-03-19 | 2009-03-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-04-16 | 2009-04-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-05-21 | 2009-05-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-06-18 | 2009-06-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-07-16 | 2009-07-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-08-20 | 2009-08-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009-09-17 | 2009-09-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_10_15 | 2009-10-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_11_19 | 2009-11-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_12_17 | 2009-12-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== 2010 ===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_01_21 | 2010-01-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_02_18 | 2010-02-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_03_18 | 2010-03-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_04_15 | 2010-04-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_05_20 | 2010-05-20]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_06_17 | 2010-06-17]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_07_15 | 2010-07-15]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_08_19 | 2010-08-19]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_09_16 | 2010-09-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_10_21 | 2010-10-21]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_11_18 | 2010-11-18]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_12_16 | 2010-12-16]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== 2011 ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2011_01_20 | 2011-01-20]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Noisebridge&amp;diff=25501</id>
		<title>Noisebridge</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Noisebridge&amp;diff=25501"/>
		<updated>2012-05-15T20:46:38Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: &lt;/p&gt;
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|width=&amp;quot;100%&amp;quot;|&amp;lt;!-- START FIRST COLUMN --&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;strong&amp;gt;Create With Us!&amp;lt;/strong&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;Our [[2169_Mission|5,200 square-foot space (483m&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;2&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;)]] contains an [[Electronics_Lab|electronics lab]], [[Shop|machine shop]], [[Sewing|sewing/crafting supplies]], [[Classrooms|two classrooms]], [[Conference_Area|conference area]], [[library|library]], [[Darkroom|darkroom]], and [[Kitchen|kitchen]]. [[Diversity|Everyone]] is welcome to use [[Resources|our many resources]].  Find others to create with.  Find help with your projects.  Help others with their projects.  Learn, teach, share.  Come to Noisebridge and create!&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt; &amp;lt;p&amp;gt;Noisebridge&#039;s [[Hours|hours]] are 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.  New visitors are welcome any time (all ages, all skill levels), but it&#039;s best to visit in the evenings or during an event to make sure we have a volunteer to show you around and make introductions.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- IMAGES ON THE RIGHT SIDE --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:2169mission.jpg|thumb|right|Front door to our space at 2169 Mission]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Arduinos For Total Newbies workshop.jpg|thumb|right|Arduino for Total Newbies Workshop at Noisebridge]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Noisebridge tools.jpg|thumb|right|A space to learn and create neat things]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Noisebridge_Soldering_Workshop.jpg|thumb|right|[[Circuit_Hacking_Mondays|Soldering Workshop]] at Noisebridge]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Noisebridge air.jpg|thumb|right|Members at Noisebridge]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Skittlevodka.jpg|thumb|right|Hacking, it&#039;s more than just electronics]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Starfive - q&#039;s noisebridge project.jpg|thumb|right|Craft hacking]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ZiP02.fc.jpg|thumb|right|Cover of ZiP02, &amp;quot;Anarchy &amp;quot;Enema&amp;quot; (April -- June 2012)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Events and Classes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[:Category:Events|Full Event Listing]]&#039;&#039;&#039; | &#039;&#039;&#039;[http://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com&amp;amp;ctz=America/Los_Angeles Unofficial Google Calendar]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;You&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;don&#039;t&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;need to be a member to take or give a class or workshop at Noisebridge.  &#039;&#039;&#039;All are welcome!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; Please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for more details.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
***Note*** the Upcoming Events Calendar is not written here. Instead, it is written on Category:Events and transcluded here. This consolidates the 2 pages. :-)&lt;br /&gt;
Write your event on https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Events`&lt;br /&gt;
--&amp;gt;{{:Category:Events}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;You&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;don&#039;t&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;need to be a member to take or give a &lt;br /&gt;
class or workshop at Noisebridge.  &#039;&#039;&#039;All are welcome!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Want to host your event at Noisebridge?&#039;&#039;&#039; We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we&#039;re the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, here are some [[Hosting an Event]] tips.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Info ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Intro Poster]]: How we explain ourselves to new visitors.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Resources]]: Stuff in the space -- computer network &amp;amp; servers, project areas, tools, bulk orders from Digikey/McMaster/Mouser.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Safety|Safety in the Space]]: What to do in case of an emergency.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Press Coverage]]: mentions of Noisebridge in the media (both blog and dead tree).&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Identity]]: A collection of resources revolving around our identity and logo.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Hackerspace Infos]]: Howtos, Background, and friendly Hackerspaces elsewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Get in Touch ==&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Press: Please see our [[Press Kit]] - Includes press contacts, pictures, background info, etc.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Contacts]] - General contact details for the space&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mailinglist]] - Best way to keep informed of upcoming events&lt;br /&gt;
* [[People]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=100998755576 Facebook group]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.facebook.com/#!/noisebridge Facebook page]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Twitter]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Zine]] - &#039;&#039;ZiP: Zine in Progress,&#039;&#039; a quarterly publication inspired by Noisebridge, NEW as of January, 2012. Subscribe to the ZiP/zine mailing list and discussion group [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/zine here]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[IRC|IRC channel]] - irc://chat.freenode.net/#noisebridge &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Payphone|Call the red payphone]] - This option is temporarily unavailable&lt;br /&gt;
* [[MemoryHole|Legal Requests (information removal, etc)]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Here is our &#039;&#039;&#039;mailing address&#039;&#039;&#039; (different from our physical address):&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&#039;&#039;&#039;Noisebridge&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&#039;&#039;&#039;2261 Market Street #235-A&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&#039;&#039;&#039;San Francisco, CA 94114&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Passport-badge2.png‎|right|link=Passport|Hackerspace Passports accepted here]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Or just [[Getting Here|drop by the space]].  We&#039;re open almost all the time (24/7), and everyone is welcome -- &#039;&#039;all ages, all skill levels&#039;&#039;:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[Getting Here|&#039;&#039;&#039;2169 Mission St, 3rd floor&#039;&#039;&#039;]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&#039;&#039;&#039;San Francisco, CA 94103&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Here is a &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Map|digital blueprint]]&#039;&#039;&#039; of the Noisebridge space as of the end of December, 2011.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Status ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Noisebridge is up!&#039;&#039;&#039; We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we&#039;ve had regular Tuesday meetings, and rented our first physical space as of October 1st 2008.  We quickly outgrew our first space and have been at our much larger 5,200 square-foot second location since October 1st 2009.  We are a [[Incorporation|tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization]] as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* Introduction */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;= Agenda =&lt;br /&gt;
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[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 207th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
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Note-taker: [[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Moderator: [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Introduction ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;quot;Noisebridge is a 501c3 nonprofit that provides a space for creation, collaboration, and learning about technology and creative projects. Noisebridge provides space, power tools, and infrastructure to help the public learn new skills and create cool things. Noisebridge continues to exist through and depends entirely on membership fees and donations. Our code of conduct is &#039;Be excellent to each other&#039;.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on consensus process]]: We agree and so should you! Only paid-up members can block consensus.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom explains moderation process including finger waggling and one sentence responses&lt;br /&gt;
* A mechanical sunflower is demonstrated, much ooo-ing ensues.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Names == &lt;br /&gt;
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* Tom (works for Mozilla)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kelly (works for teh brains, treasures)&lt;br /&gt;
* Brian (met RMS!!!)&lt;br /&gt;
* Matt (works on science)&lt;br /&gt;
* Darlene New here&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob writer&lt;br /&gt;
* Skye &lt;br /&gt;
* PrimerLab guy&lt;br /&gt;
* Richard&lt;br /&gt;
* Mike Kan&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos &lt;br /&gt;
* Kaya&lt;br /&gt;
* Andrew&lt;br /&gt;
* Brannon&lt;br /&gt;
* Esbin&lt;br /&gt;
* Miloh ( cool flower)&lt;br /&gt;
* Erica &lt;br /&gt;
* Lily&lt;br /&gt;
* Carl working on iphone app&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc&lt;br /&gt;
* Lief&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena&lt;br /&gt;
* Will (5mof, apparently career councilling / consoling)&lt;br /&gt;
* [More people who names I did not get]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* Xena: working on documentary called Participate -- please talk about Noisebridge and what it means to you -- everyone is welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
* Stanford online classes just started - Numerical Algorithms, Cryptography, they are ****ing awesome and you should hop on noisebridge-discuss&lt;br /&gt;
* MIT online courses also started.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Special note: RMS is in the space selling stickers and chatting.&lt;br /&gt;
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== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Five Minutes of Fame]] is coming up week after next.  Speakers wanted. &lt;br /&gt;
* No contact info with the Free University -- the PKD event, do we know who they are?  Email?&lt;br /&gt;
* Useless dead tree publication (aka Zine) is still ongoing.&lt;br /&gt;
* DR WHEN GAME: SuperQ was sponsor, people showed up for the game but no happen. Looking for a new sponsor: email discuss for more details.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some discussion about taking Hackmeet, Replication stuff and Tastebridge off upcoming events.&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Harold Gaskill &lt;br /&gt;
** No sponsors&lt;br /&gt;
** Plays with concrete, likes electronics and UAVs, makes &amp;quot;stuff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos Sos&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin, Miloh, Jim&lt;br /&gt;
** I love space, community work, promoting it (Linux user group)&lt;br /&gt;
* Casey Sey&lt;br /&gt;
** Lief, MCT&lt;br /&gt;
** Because the planet remains unhacked&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel Jabor&lt;br /&gt;
** Alex, Mitch&lt;br /&gt;
** Life long hacker founded by Gates foundations, helps kids learn to hack&lt;br /&gt;
** Organized PyschedelicSF.&lt;br /&gt;
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No one eligible.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank: 19723.21&lt;br /&gt;
Recently paid rent, had interim cash flow issues, now is better.&lt;br /&gt;
* We have a bill from Sprint for ~$500.  Miloh thinks he knows who may be responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
** $3432.37 paid&lt;br /&gt;
** $16290.84 total&lt;br /&gt;
** colo service paid through March 7th.&lt;br /&gt;
** funds for 4 months of service.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Kitchen stuff&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben turned off a bunch of kitchen stuff to see how much power they consume.&lt;br /&gt;
** Breaking news, PGE is lame.&lt;br /&gt;
** Powergraph for last three months.&lt;br /&gt;
** Bursts of power through the night, dead period between 2 and 6.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Baseline power on Saturday 2kw/H for two hours between 7 am to 9 am.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Kitchen clearly shows over baseline.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben and Kelly will do Science to it.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Old ass proposal on the list that was not cleaned up:&lt;br /&gt;
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* That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100). SuperQ will write to the noisebridge-discuss list and the treasurer and the treasurer will take care of it. C0NSENSED.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08&lt;br /&gt;
** NOTE: Mitch added this originally as 2012-02-04 but it was actually added in the middle of last week.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* Katherine brings up issue with Jesse&#039;s interaction with people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Morning day shift person.  Regretfully brings [[drama]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Problem with Occupy.  Recent surge with people wanting remove all non-hackers from the space.  &lt;br /&gt;
** Guy named Jesse (not a member) big guy, black hair.  Removing non-hackers, but that&#039;s fine.  HOW he is doing it is a problem.&lt;br /&gt;
** Caused woman to leave the space upset and in tears.  Consistently treating people very badly.&lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine talked to him, his response was &amp;quot;I&#039;m an asshole, deal with it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom explains system for discussion.  Proposes time limit of 15 minutes.  10 minutes?  Will stop at 9:15.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ron: has met this woman, is autistic and has issues.  Need to be sensitive and deal appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin: many things could cause the reaction in autistic people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Jesse approached K, was clearly informed of autism.  Refused to acknowledge gender, &amp;quot;wildly insane and retarded&amp;quot; in interaction.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: She started crying before any of that happened, when Jesse asked Nyle to leave the space respectively.  Was sitting NEXT to Nyle.  He was helping the Nyle thing, that&#039;s when it happened.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Nyle is one of the first people she started interacted with.  Was afraid, based on previous interaction.  &amp;quot;Just wanted to be Jesse&#039;s friend.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse arrives.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: interaction with Nyle at the gate, not wanting to let him in.  N wanted to get his stuff, &amp;quot;Is N in trouble?&amp;quot; J: &amp;quot;Not in trouble, he needs to hang out somewhere else.&amp;quot;  J: &amp;quot;Be a good thing to come to one of these meetings.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** J: The &amp;quot;retarded&amp;quot; conversation happened the previous day.&lt;br /&gt;
** J: Katherine did not want Jesse to talk to person.  J not sure about gender talking to K.&lt;br /&gt;
** K: that was one conversation.  Discussion of following conversations were more personal.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: to K, it sounds like you don&#039;t want specific action to Noisebridge.  Are you comfortable moving to mediation going forwards?&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: is there anyone happy to proxy?  &lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: We can proxy if mediation is unsuccessful, Kelly is happy to mediate.&lt;br /&gt;
** Karl: noted conversation of &amp;quot;insanity&amp;quot; after woman left, could have been done calmer and more appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: NB has to be a safe space for all people, transgender or not.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom(with cap, not moderating): Call for sensitivity.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: No problem with transgender.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: agree with miloh and points out that NB is sandbox where we encounter people who are different from us.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: totally agrees with Miloh on safety.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: problem is that there&#039;s a mentally ill person at the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: reminded of someone who was mentally ill recently at the space (K: was intense).  Have Mediator dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: add something to community standard page about this.  We are already beyond time.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: she has been several times, caught sleeping here once, not contributing to the space. &lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine: this is past tense, she is never coming back, is afraid.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: not the first time we have had issues with how to handle living space discussions.  She is getting lots of back channel emails rather, and the culture of excellence is weakest in the dark hours.  It&#039;s a very small population that come in and check in.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: often requires a lot of personal strength to ask someone to leave the space.  It&#039;s a tricky job.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc brings drama with Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: I was assaulted twice yesterday, no longer feel safe in the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: can this be dealt with by mediation?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I have dealt with this by email, okay to read email from the discuss-list?&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: Justin was banging dishes and was asked to leave the space.  Nick, Eric, Zach all agreed that Justin was out of countrol and should leave the space.  Eric and Nick asked him to leave, Pearl overheard the yelling in kitchen, another one was recording the entire incident.  The whole thing was recorded on video.  Rayc didn&#039;t ask him to leave directly.  He was spit on by Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: did you spit on him?  Were you drunk in the space?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I feel that if an individual makes a mistake, even if it is technically a criminal activity, he should have the right to continue coming to the space.  I did some things that were irresponsible.  I did not feel guilty or ashamed or repressed about any of it, but I will only feel bad if I repeat that offense, and I would only do that again if I felt those feeling again.  I personally felt like I was being mistreated.  The only reason I got up and left was because Pearl came up and nicely told me I was causing drama.  I think that that&#039;s more than fair when dealing with people from the occupy movement -- I can go up and yell at people and they&#039;re not going to be co-operative about it.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: This is not an issue that can be resolved at this meeting.  I am asking that you do not return until mediation is complete.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: that&#039;s a fair proposal, but I don&#039;t want to force mediation unless both parties agree with it. And if rayc doesn&#039;t want to engage in it, then I don&#039;t want to talk &lt;br /&gt;
** (Much crosstalk)&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: It may take some time before this can be meditated.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: it took 4 people to get him to leave the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: I am volunteering to mediate between you two.  For the next week, Justin does not return until mediation has concluded.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: No.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: would you feel safe if justin did not return until after mediation process &lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: possibility of mediation is out there, but Justin does not return until meditation is completed.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: has a better idea - he just leaves Rayc alone and he hasn&#039;t burned all his social bridges.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: You should not be in the space until Rayc feels safe.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: wants to leave for five minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: Rayc and Justin -- take a break from Noisebridge, both of you, you&#039;ve been in fights&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: is not happy with this idea.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: Miloh is asking if you would LIKE to leave, Justin is being TOLD to leave. &lt;br /&gt;
** Justin says he feels it&#039;s wrong that he made two mistakes and is being told to leave as a result, as he feels everyone makes mistakes sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: says assaulted twice, sounds like a good reason.&lt;br /&gt;
** BritishGuy: Justin has described himself as alcohol, no treatment, a good place to start might be treatment.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: wrap up, please don&#039;t leave until speaking to both people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Meanwhile, RMS is in the back ACTUALLY HACKING.&lt;br /&gt;
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== End of Meeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* Yay?&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: Removed Bachelor Hackaton -- emailed list, no response, editor has no history on wiki, probably joke.&lt;/p&gt;
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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.&lt;br /&gt;
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=Event Calendar=&lt;br /&gt;
Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the Discussion or Announcements [[Mailinglist | mailing lists]], [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff... like in person. Some events just happen.  Pay attention!&lt;br /&gt;
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If you&#039;d like to host an event yourself, we have advice on  [[Hosting_an_Event|hosting an event]] at Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
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Event posters are encouraged to crosspost to the Google Calendar. View the  [http://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com&amp;amp;ctz=America/Los_Angeles Google Calendar], view the [http://www.google.com/calendar/feeds/vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com/public/basic Google Calendar in XML], or the [http://www.google.com/calendar/ical/vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com/public/basic.ics Google Calendar in ical] format.&lt;br /&gt;
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To post Google Calendar entries for your event, ask on the noisebridge-discuss mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Upcoming Events &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=2 edit]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;15-March to 18-March, Thursday to Sunday&#039;&#039;&#039;: 12:00-20:00: &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Represent_Yourself]] f&#039;&#039;&#039;Unconference&#039;&#039;&#039; for horizontalist organizers! Security, economics, coworking, food, education, language, hacking -- all this and whatever people bring!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;16-March to 31-March&#039;&#039;&#039;: VARIABLE HOURS: &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;ZiP&#039;&#039; Zine &#039;&#039;&#039;Fortnight of Layout Party&#039;&#039;&#039; in the Noisebridge print shop. Two weeks to put together [[zine | ZiP]] chapter 2 as a group! All contributors welcome to attend &amp;amp; participate. Inquire to zipzine-at-riseup.net.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;30-March, Friday&#039;&#039;&#039;: 19:00-22:00: &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Wifi_hacking]] Workshop - WiFi Hacking - Embedded Linux Hardware Honeypots!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;01-April, Sunday&#039;&#039;&#039;: ALL DAY: &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Publication date for [[zip2 | ZiP02]] Details TBA.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;16-June-2012, Saturday&#039;&#039;&#039;: 09:00-17:00: &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[http://wiki.kinkforall.org/KinkForAllSanFrancisco2 KinkForAllSanFrancisco2], an unconference on the intersection of sexuality with the rest of life.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Recurring Events &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=3 edit]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Large turnout events should be written in &#039;&#039;&#039;bold&#039;&#039;&#039;. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Monday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night]]  -  Take out the trash and compost for Tuesday morning!&lt;br /&gt;
** 18:00 [[Gamebridge]] Unityversity Unity3D Game Development user group and beginner mentoring. Beginners welcome to learn to make a game in 1 hour!&lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;&#039;19:00 [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Learn to solder! Mitch, Miloh, and others will bring kits to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them.  Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix!  All welcome! &lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;&#039;19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Computer modeling for videogames]]&#039;&#039;&#039; Learn the basic of creating video game environments and characters. Come learn the techniques used in making 3d video games and gain a better understanding of the art pipe line used in current industry video games. Modeling, U.V. lay out and texturing. Software we will go over Maya, 3dstudio Max, blender, Google sketch up and Z-brush. Instructor David Lopez.&lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;&#039;20:00-22:00 [[Frontend Web Development]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Learn HTML/CSS/JS. We&#039;ll cover the basics (starting at 19:30) and then go in-depth on different topics every week.&lt;br /&gt;
** 20:00 [[Mushroom_cultivation|Mushroom Mondays]] - The art and science of mushroom cultivation.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** 15:00 [[Linux System Administration Study Group]] wiki page with new shell script section (added 20120221). Come study Linux admining in the Turing classroom; from 15:00 to 16:30. We&#039;re focusing on bash shell scripting skills in early 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
** 16:30 [[Intro to SQL Databases]] Database programming and design using MySQL. Every Tuesday in Turing classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
** 18:00 [[C and assembler on Linux]] This is a study group working at a beginner&#039;s level with gcc and nash. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- On hiatus AFAIK, no power to kitchen ** 18:00 [[Tastebridge]] Last Tuesday of every month: Vegan Hacker: Vegan Cooking Class. More info http://www.veganhackerSF.com. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[Tastebridge]] / [[Vegan Hacker]] Monthly Food Hacking, last Tuesday of every month, 7pm. http://www.veganhackersf.com&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- On haitus? Pls update ** 19:00 [[Origami|Learn You A Origami!]] - Learn how make folded-paper models. Beginners welcome!--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- On hiatus as of 3/29/2011 ** 19:30 [[Probability]] study group --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- On hiatus --  pls update 3/29/11 ** 19.30 [[Show and Tell]] -- Show your latest and greatest projects and hacks (working or in-progress), just before the weekly meeting. We meet in the Electronics Lab/Main Space.  --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:30 [[Spacebridge]] - Noisebridge&#039;s space program&lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;&#039;20:00 [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision making.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- ** 21:00 *nix on Thinkpad Anonymous - Come, grab a drink, complain about how it just doesn&#039;t work --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
** 22:00 [[SF Grey Hat Meetup]] If you have to ask you probably shouldn&#039;t show up. next meeting 3/13 will cover metasploit, vote for next topic.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** 18:00 Replicator Wednesday! Learn about 3D printing and its implications. &#039;&#039;&#039;Currently in a Workgroup/Demonstrative state&#039;&#039;&#039; (You can still learn, but you may not be able to print hands-on for a few more weeks).&lt;br /&gt;
** 18:00 [[LinuxDiscussion|Linux Discussion]] - Linux meetup in the Turing classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- ** 18:00 [[BioBridge]] Practical microbiology (&#039;&#039;on hiatus, please update&#039;&#039;) - we culture microbes for baking, brewing, fermentation and other yummy purposes. Come play and learn! --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[PyClass]] - Learn how to program using the Python programming language. New &amp;quot;series&amp;quot; starts December 5th!&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[SCoW]] - Sewing, Crafting, Or Whatever! Come make cool stuff with geeks.&lt;br /&gt;
** 20:00 [[BACE Timebank]] (2nd Wednesdays) - Help organize community mutual aid by trading in equal time credits.  To join go to [http://bace.org bace.org].&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night]]  - Take out the trash for Friday morning!&lt;br /&gt;
** 18:30 [[Social_Engineers|Social Engineers]] 6.30pm onwards (On Hiatus until 2012-03-22). Noisebridge&#039;s weekly attempt to hack its own social conundrums (including organizing, long-term planning, and consensus) using data, science, and heavy machinery. Email danny@spesh.com or join us on the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/socialengineering|mailing list].&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[Machine_Learning|Machine Learning]] 7:00pm, come in and learn about statistical learning techniques.&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[Noisedroid/Nights]] - An Android-Themed Co-working Night.&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[german_corner|German Corner]] Learn and practice speaking German.&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 Laser Lounging: Come learn how to use Noisebridge&#039;s 40 Watt Laser cutter/engraver to engrave photos &amp;amp; content on to different materials such as acrylics and woods. In addition learn how to cut through pieces of material to create cool stencils and other things.  &lt;br /&gt;
** 20:00 [[Frontend_Web_Development#Lab|Frontend Web Development Lab]] - Understand by doing! A recap of Monday&#039;s lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material.&lt;br /&gt;
** 20:00 [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/zine ZinesFromOuterSpace] - A weekly meetup for zinesters / printing hackers / DIY publishers, and brainstorming session for the next chapter of [[zine | ZiP]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Friday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**Friday We&#039;re In Love?&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Saturday&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
** 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon! Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to building community and working on the space or relevant projects. This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge. You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved. (2nd Saturday)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** 13:00 [[PerlStudy]] - Helping each other learn perl and all of it&#039;s goodness.&lt;br /&gt;
** 14:00 [http://baha.bitrot.info/ Bay Area Hacker&#039;s Association - security meeting] (2nd Sundays)&lt;br /&gt;
** 15:00 [[Go]] - Playing of the Go boardgame. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.&lt;br /&gt;
** 15:00-17:00 [[ Random Hacks oF CleAnLinesS ]] Randomly clean at Noisebridge! Be someone who takes pride in keeping Noisebridge clean or join others, by performing a random thing as: sweeping, mopping, cleaning tables, and or the bathrooms. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!--Happening? pls update ** 17:00 [[Rsync Users Group]] - A twelve step program for those who have poor *nix habits.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[Hack Politics]] -- 1st and 3rd Sundays of the month.  Hack the political systems.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Orphaned Events ===&lt;br /&gt;
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** 18:00 to 19:30 or so, Intro to [[Assembly Language on Linux]] and introduction to C programming, Turing Classroom ; we&#039;re working on a C program that lets a user work with a todolist file: see it, delete an entry, add an entry, modify an entry; we&#039;re interleaving this work with learning the essentials of the X86 CPU registers and instructions and how to make int 0x80 linux kernel system calls.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[German]] - Learn German, all levels. 7pm beginners, 8pm advanced. RSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructor. Events ran May-November 2009 on Mondays. Currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loud. With Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;:  [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on &amp;quot;no user-serviceable parts inside&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns.  Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts.  [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks.  [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Version control tutorial]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I&#039;m near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar). No expertise on tonal languages yet... so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.g. Cantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom. [also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Getting started with Arduino]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Distributed Databases]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Scrum Club]] - I though I&#039;d test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Math &amp;amp; Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I&#039;m down to lend a hand.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses.  Someone needs to lead this!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenEEG]] - Brain tech. Has historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] -  Gentle intro to programming using Processing&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[World Builders &amp;amp; Simgineers]] -  Work together to create a beautiful &amp;amp; open virtual world &amp;amp; platform.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[PlunderBridge]] -  Metal detecting, detector technology &amp;amp; treasure hunting expeditions.&lt;br /&gt;
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= Past Events =&lt;br /&gt;
===2012===&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday Feb. 14th, 18:00 to 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with &#039;&#039;&#039;My Noisy Valentine&#039;&#039;&#039; Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafe. For more info follow [[zine | this]] link.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2011===&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;September 11th 14:00 to 17:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker&#039;s Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;August 4, 7PM, Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADE. He will also speak about IP infringement cases.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;April 13th, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]] &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 7th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round table. This month&#039;s speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be &amp;quot;Anarchism &amp;amp; technology: An unbridgeable chasm&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 4th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Camp KDE Party. Come and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year&#039;s [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conference. There will be beer. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 3rd, 16:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoins. Then we&#039;ll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made. [http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 20th, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!&#039;&#039;&#039; Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community.  This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge.  You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic&#039;&#039;&#039; - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluation. Please bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluate. Bring your laptop as well.  Collaboration groupware possibly provided. (Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish). Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process. - Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 9th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===2010===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY&#039;&#039;&#039; Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Entrepreneurial bonding &amp;amp; matchmaking&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come to Elixir @ 16th &amp;amp; Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Noisebridge&#039;s first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date required. We will have a DJ and punch.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]&#039;&#039;&#039;, and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson&#039;&#039;&#039;. Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - &amp;quot;Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - What&#039;s in your bag?&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories &amp;amp; Types]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Our book this month is &amp;quot;A Theory of Fun for Game Design&amp;quot; by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!&lt;br /&gt;
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing&lt;br /&gt;
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL). &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===2009===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 18th, 19:30&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 19th, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Mesh meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 19th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 20th, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 20th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-05&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-05&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Mesh meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-02&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss  [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&amp;amp;m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;amp;v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039; October 1st, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039; October 1st, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039;2009-10-03&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Friday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts. 6-???&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday&#039;&#039;&#039; : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek.  6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we&#039;re all experts.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographer. Weekly class (mostly held off site).&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]. 7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May &amp;amp; June &amp;amp; ? (click through dammit)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-09-17&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-09-17&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-08-20&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-01&#039;&#039;&#039;: Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I&#039;m sure)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-30&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-30&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit&amp;quot; (Toorcamp talk preview)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-28&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;Meditation for Hackers&amp;quot; (Toorcamp workshop preview)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-18&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-15&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Eagle Workshop]]  Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-05-21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-27&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers &amp;amp; flowers edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-11&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop  (this event moved from the original March date)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-03&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and on. Making the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-26&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-19&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-12&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-14&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine&#039;s Day blinkyheart soldering party! &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Time-t_Party|&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;time_t&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-09&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[PGP Key Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-01-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===2008===&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-27&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-20 &amp;amp; 21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-17 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-24&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-21, 7pm&#039;&#039;&#039;:[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83C. Bring a short 5-7minute thing to read to others. Bring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you like. David will bring milk and cookies.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-17, 7:30pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn&#039;t maintained. Screechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hell. Basic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-16, 5:00pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap!  RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-16, 3:00pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits.  Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge&#039;s own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween gala. Post pictures if you got &#039;em!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-25&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin&#039; - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mount. Additionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-07&#039;&#039;&#039;: (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit board. I&#039;ll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etching. This is step 1/3 for a project called &amp;quot;annoying USB thingie&amp;quot; which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy&#039;s computer.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-09-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-02-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* Free Encrypted Unsecure Wifi */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== [[Network Troubleshooting]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Are you having issues with the internet or local network? Check out the [[Network Troubleshooting]] page for more information on what you can do to make things better or possibly seek help.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Disclaimer ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Please note that Noisebridge does not guarantee or provide a perfect secure experience in the space. Just like anywhere else in the world you&#039;re held responsible for your own safety and wellbeing. This also includes content you receive or transmit or provide through any mediums, such as through pen and paper, sound waves or any networks wired or wireless functioning in the space. Noisebridge is a volunteer run and operated space that provides you with infrastructure, which you use at your own risk.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;As much as anyone volunteering at the space could state that we (Noisebridge) can provide you with a secure web browsing experience, this view may not be reflected over all of its members and participants (which is the actual case). Please take our advice and services with a grain of salt and understand that the only sure secure network is one that you setup and operate yourself.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Thank you for reading, please continue now on creating interesting things.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Rubin110|rubin110]] 05:48, 25 December 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Wireless networks ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Free Open Unsecure Wifi ===&lt;br /&gt;
Noisebridge generally has two or more unencrypted open wifi access points available for your use. If you can see the &amp;quot;noisebridge-a&amp;quot; network, congratulations, you have an 802.11a-compatible card and should use this network as it is better faster and stronger than the others. If you cannot see noisebridge-a, either it is not working or you do not have an 802.11a card. You probably have an 802.11g card. Hopefully you can see the &amp;quot;noisebridge&amp;quot; network, which is the one you should use in that case. Like any public network, you should regard noisebridge&#039;s as [[Visitor_advice#Hostile_network|potentially hostile]] and take appropriate precautions.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The following networks are active at 2169 now:&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebridge&#039;&#039;&#039; - No encryption, NATted via the Sonic.net and Monkeybrains links, 802.11bg&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebridge-a&#039;&#039;&#039; - No encryption, NATted via the Sonic.net and Monkeybrains links, 802.11a&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebridge-tor&#039;&#039;&#039; - No encryption, all traffic transparently proxied through tor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Free Encrypted Unsecure Wifi ===&lt;br /&gt;
There are sometimes &amp;quot;secure&amp;quot; or encrypted wireless networks running at Noisebridge for research purposes. Please do not assume that these networks are in any way safer than an open network is; they are not.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Encrypted wireless only means that anything transmitted between your laptop and the wifi access point is encrypted. &#039;&#039;&#039;This does not guarantee security or privacy at all.&#039;&#039;&#039; Someone malicious could simply sit in between the Internet and the wifi access point and sniff all of your traffic after the access point unencrypts it, or they can figure out how the encryption functions and sit in on what you&#039;re transmitting, or you use an encryption method that is already broken. In any case, &#039;&#039;&#039;using an encrypted wifi network does not provide any useful security benefits at Noisebridge.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:NOTE: No technology &#039;guarantees&#039; security or privacy. The above statement is true, and using the encrypted wifi network at Noisebridge doesn&#039;t give you more security, since the shared secret is widely known and the space is not secure. But WPA2 is a useful technology in general, and it&#039;s not practical to brute force if the [http://wifinetnews.com/archives/2003/11/weakness_in_passphrase_choice_in_wpa_interface.html key is longer than 13 random characters].  By comparison, people who use unencrypted wireless are subject to [http://www.ethicalhacker.net/content/view/182/1/ trivially easy packet sniffing over the wire].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In most cases you may encounter more problems trying to get &amp;quot;online&amp;quot; through one of the encrypted networks than using one of the open ones.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A few members of the space have gone out of their way to make the Internet run as smooth as possible; part of that is disabling these so-called secure networks [where do we call this &amp;quot;secure&amp;quot;?] to give room for the legitimate{{fact}} open ones that work a whole lot better{{fact}}.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You may want to see the [http://news.cnet.com/8301-31921_3-57394889-281/five-ways-to-protect-yourself-from-wi-fi-honeypots/ WiFi Pineapple Mark IV] in action to see how easy it is to honeypot a WIFI.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== DNS ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dynamic DNS is provided by the nat machine for DHCP clients on 172.30.0.30/22.  Resolution of machines with static addresses is done by ipv4 or ipv6 mDNS and dynamic DNS entries on the nat machine from the DHCP service.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Development ==&lt;br /&gt;
* See [[Network/testing]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Network Devices &amp;amp; Services==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Music]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Printers]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Infrastructure]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= 2169 Mission =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Uplinks ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== DSL Circuit ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There is a Sonic.net Fusion ADSL2+ DSL connection in the building.  The physical circuit comes in from the MPOE in the basement and runs across the roof of the basement and up the side of the building into the DJ booth (Tea Room).  The CPE is a Motorola 2210 ADSL2+ and is just outside the Tea Room on the floor.  The admin password is the serial number, written on the bottom.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The addressing configuration is a little unusual. It&#039;s 75.101.62.0/24 and we&#039;ve been allocated a /29 within that block: 75.101.62.88 - 75.101.62.95.  Note that we get to use all 8 addresses; the broadcast and network address are 75.101.62.255 and 75.101.62.0 respectively.  The gateway is 75.101.62.1.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The default CPE settings are not correct for our circuit configuration.  From a factory reset, do the following to configure the CPE:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
# Configure a computer for 192.168.1.253/24.&lt;br /&gt;
# Connect the computer to the DSL CPE.&lt;br /&gt;
# Power cycle the DSL CPE.&lt;br /&gt;
# Connect to 192.168.1.254 using your web browser.&lt;br /&gt;
# You will be prompted to set a password, use the serial number on the bottom of the DSL CPE.&lt;br /&gt;
# Get into expert mode.&lt;br /&gt;
# Under configure-&amp;gt;connections, set the following: &lt;br /&gt;
## VPI: 0&lt;br /&gt;
## VCI: 35&lt;br /&gt;
## Protocol: Bridged Ethernet LLC/SNAP&lt;br /&gt;
## Bridging: on&lt;br /&gt;
# Under configure-&amp;gt;DHCP server, set the following:&lt;br /&gt;
## DHCP Server Enabled: unchecked&lt;br /&gt;
# Save and reboot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://broadband.motorola.com/consumers/products/2210-02/downloads/2210-02-10NA-UserGuide.pdf Motorola 2210 User Guide]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Monkeybrains Wireless Link ===&lt;br /&gt;
We have a point-to-point wireless link to Monkeybrains on the roof.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Access Control==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Most hardware is set to use the most guessable logins and passwords possible. If you&#039;re interested in logging in, just make some guesses as to what the login can be. Use your favorite search engine. Poke around. Hack.&lt;br /&gt;
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Experience the thrill of guessing a password that just works.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Routers ==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently, DHCPd is handing out a default gateway (172.30.0.3) that floats between r00ter and gorilla for automatic ISP failover.&lt;br /&gt;
===r00ter===&lt;br /&gt;
The Sonic.net router is a Soekris net4801 (hostname: &amp;quot;r00ter&amp;quot;) running OpenBSD with some modifications to support running with a flash-backed root filesystem.  Its WAN address is 75.101.62.88/24 and its LAN address is 172.30.0.1.  Access is via SSH with a key.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
DHCP and DNS services are being provided by r00ter as well: it has a DNS forwarder (dnsmasq), and dhcpd spits out addresses from 172.30.0.0/22 (172.30.0.200 and up).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===bikeshed===&lt;br /&gt;
The router for our Monkeybrains link (hostname: &amp;quot;bikeshed&amp;quot;) is also a Soekris running Vyatta (a Linux-based router distribution).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Access is via SSH with keys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Address Allocations ==&lt;br /&gt;
The reserved address allocations are:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===75.101.62.88/29 from Sonic.net===&lt;br /&gt;
We have a range within the encompassing /24: 75.101.62.{88..95}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* .88 - router (&amp;quot;r00ter&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;
* .89 - pony.noisebridge.net&lt;br /&gt;
* .90 - stallion.noisebridge.net&lt;br /&gt;
* .91 - ChaosVPN la fonera eth0.1&lt;br /&gt;
* .92 - minotaur.noisebridge.net&lt;br /&gt;
* .93 - [[Noise-Bot|MC Hawking -- The Wheelchair Robot]]&lt;br /&gt;
* .94 - Unallocated&lt;br /&gt;
* .95 - Mode-S Equipment (various port-NATings)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===172.30.0.0/22 (&amp;quot;inside&amp;quot; network)===&lt;br /&gt;
====172.30.0.0/25 (.1 - .127) Statically-addressed things====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* .1 - r00ter - main soekris router connected to the sonic.net DSL (runs OpenBSD and pf)&lt;br /&gt;
* .2 - bikeshed, soekris router hooked up the Monkeybrains wireless link (runs Vyatta Linux and iptables/netfilter)&lt;br /&gt;
* .3 - unicornpee.noise, Vyatta testing VM on stallion.noise&lt;br /&gt;
* .4 - minotaur - console server and network troubleshooting/monitoring box&lt;br /&gt;
* .5 - goat - Internal network testing VM on stallion&lt;br /&gt;
* .6 - treechopper, [http://h20000.www2.hp.com/bc/docs/support/SupportManual/bpl07288/bpl07288.pdf|HP Laserjet 5Si MX] (working, not hosed)&lt;br /&gt;
* .7 - OpenGear IP Power 9258 in supply closet (power1)&lt;br /&gt;
* .8 - switch1 - Linksys 48-port gige&lt;br /&gt;
* .9 - switch2 - Cisco Catalyst 2940 TWoT&lt;br /&gt;
* .10 - stallion - VM hosting server&lt;br /&gt;
* .11 - ChaosVPN la fonera internal interface (br-lan)&lt;br /&gt;
* .12 - ap3 - [http://www.ubnt.com/powerstation Powerstation 5] 802.11a (above the supply closet)&lt;br /&gt;
* .13 - ap2 - Cisco Aironet 1100 series (above the supply closet)&lt;br /&gt;
* .14 - ap4 - Cisco Aironet 1100 series (above the Eastern windows)&lt;br /&gt;
* .15 - switch3 - Juniper EX-2200-24P-4G (donated by [[User:Jof|jof]] and J-iNet Solutions)&lt;br /&gt;
* .16 - wlan1 - A Ruckus Wireless Zone Director 1000&lt;br /&gt;
* .17 - Cisco Aironet 1220B (wbr1)&lt;br /&gt;
* .18 - Cisco Aironet 1220B (wbr2)&lt;br /&gt;
* .19 - switch5 - Cisco Catalyst 3550-12T - DECOMMISSIONED&lt;br /&gt;
* .20 - D-Link DIR-615 AP (ap5, in Turing)&lt;br /&gt;
* .21 - Reserving for Door-duino -- [[User:Jof|jof]]&lt;br /&gt;
* .30 - [[Pony]], main sandbox server&lt;br /&gt;
* .31 - [[Touch_Panels|Touchpanel]] by the door&lt;br /&gt;
* .32 - [[Touch_Panels|Touchpanel]] by the bar&lt;br /&gt;
* .33 - [[Touch_Panels|Touchpanel]] by the turing&lt;br /&gt;
* .34 - Linux Study Group Linksys BBEFS41 Router&lt;br /&gt;
* .35 - Cisco IP Phone&lt;br /&gt;
* .36 - Red Payphone (Linksys PAP2)&lt;br /&gt;
* .41 - [[Zebra]], Rebar and jukebox, Brother print server&lt;br /&gt;
* .42 - [[Ass]], greeting terminal&lt;br /&gt;
* .43 - Cisco SIP Phone&lt;br /&gt;
* .44 - [[Horsy]]. media center&lt;br /&gt;
* .48 - [[s3]]&lt;br /&gt;
* .49 - [[s3]] BMC&lt;br /&gt;
* .50 - [[Noise-Bot|MC Hawking -- The Wheelchair Robot]]&lt;br /&gt;
* .51 - Noise-Bot-Server; back-end computing for Noise-Bot&lt;br /&gt;
* .52 - bunny (on the roof)&lt;br /&gt;
* .53 - ronin (works with bunny, lives in Susan the Rack)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====172.30.0.128/25, 172.30.1.0/24, 172.30.2.0/24, 172.30.3.0/24====&lt;br /&gt;
* DHCP-assigned, user-access IP space&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===172.30.4.0/24 (Tor-ified network)===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note that 172.30.4.1 transparently proxies TCP connections via privoxy to tor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* .1 - &amp;quot;torbridge&amp;quot; interface on pony&lt;br /&gt;
* .2 - &amp;quot;noisebridge-tor&amp;quot; access point.&lt;br /&gt;
* .10 - .254 -- Tor-ified clients (served by DHCP)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===172.31.0.0/24===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is a separate NAT-ed network for Monkeybrains-only traffic. It&#039;s served by &amp;quot;bikeshed&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* .1 - wlan0.bikeshed.noise&lt;br /&gt;
* .100 - .199 -- DHCP pool for clients.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 10.100.4.0/23 ChaosVPN Range ===&lt;br /&gt;
* Network in the ChaosVPN&lt;br /&gt;
** Has yet to be setup. In the future, we may join the network so that we can route to other hackerspaces&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://wiki.hamburg.ccc.de/index.php/ChaosVPN#ip_ranges ChaosVPN Wiki]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== IPv6 ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We have IPv6 support on the DSL circuit via a tunnel provided by sonic.net.  Some details on how to get the OpenBSD-based flashrd distribution on the routers to tunnel correctly can be found on the [[Flashrd]] page.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note that using IPv6 in some situations can result in people knowing what model of computer you have and the network card&#039;s serial number, because of the way IPv6 stateless address configuration works.  If this is a concern, tell your computer not to use IPv6.  Ask around Noisebridge if you need help or want more details.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 2001:5a8:4:5630::/60 ====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is the IPv6 subnet assigned to us by sonic.  We only use the bottom /64 of this /60 so automatic address configuration works right; the other 15/16s of the address space are intentionally wasted.  r00ter hands out IPv6 router advertisements for this subnet directly.  They&#039;re directly routable, but unsolicited incoming traffic is blocked by the firewall to protect the users.  This means you can&#039;t run an IPv6 server on our IPv6 subnet, but you can connect to other machines on the IPv6 Internet just fine.  If you really need to run an IPv6 server for some reason, consider using Teredo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== OOB Management ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{|border=&amp;quot;1&amp;quot; cellspacing=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Device&lt;br /&gt;
!Where&lt;br /&gt;
!Settings&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|gorilla&lt;br /&gt;
|ops /dev/ttyS0&lt;br /&gt;
|9600&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|r00ter&lt;br /&gt;
|ops /dev/ttyS1&lt;br /&gt;
|9600&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Maybe this port doesn&#039;t work?&lt;br /&gt;
|ops /dev/ttyS2&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|stallion&lt;br /&gt;
|ops /dev/ttyS3&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|s2&lt;br /&gt;
|ops /dev/ttyS4&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|modem&lt;br /&gt;
|ops /dev/ttyS5&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Dial Backup ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There is a modem connected to 415 800 6786 which you can call to talk to an mgetty process on the ops machine.  This may be handy if the upstream Internet connections aren&#039;t working or you locked yourself out by accident.  Please don&#039;t dial out on the modem, it costs money.  Inbound calls on that circuit are free.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The modem is a [http://www.usr.com/support/product-template.asp?prod=2806 US Robotics 56K Corporate Analog Modem].  If you don&#039;t have a modem in your computer, you might be able to call it using your mobile phone.  Just tether your phone to your computer like you normally would, but call our modem instead of calling the number to start the tethering connection.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The modem has its remote access feature enabled.  Read the manual for details.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== IP PDU ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There is an IP PDU (model &amp;quot;IP 9258&amp;quot;) at 172.30.0.7 which can be used to power cycle some of the devices in Susan the Rack.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To change the state of the power ports, you&#039;ll need to telnet in and run &amp;quot;setpower=11000000&amp;quot;. Each index represents a port, &amp;quot;1&amp;quot; is on and &amp;quot;0&amp;quot; is off.  Port 1 sometimes doesn&#039;t turn on unless you use the web interface, and it might take a couple requests.  Just keep clicking the apply button until it looks like power has been applied.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Changing some settings on the IP 9258 in the web interface may result in the power being cycled on some of the ports.  Don&#039;t change settings unless you&#039;re prepared to deal with machines spontaneously resetting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{|border=&amp;quot;1&amp;quot; cellspacing=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Port&lt;br /&gt;
!Device&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|s2&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|pony&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|Power Strip with: Stallion, Sonic.net DSL Modem, and r00ter&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|gorilla&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Machine Rack ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The rack of machines and switches is counted by U, from the bottom, starting from &amp;quot;1&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{|border=&amp;quot;1&amp;quot; cellspacing=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!&amp;quot;U&amp;quot;/Unit&lt;br /&gt;
!Device&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22-24&lt;br /&gt;
|small stuff shelf&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19-21&lt;br /&gt;
|EMPTY&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|NEW switch1 (Linksys SRW2048 - 48 port gige)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16-17&lt;br /&gt;
|patch panel&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11-15&lt;br /&gt;
|EMPTY&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7-10&lt;br /&gt;
|pony&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5-6&lt;br /&gt;
|rack support for pony&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|EMPTY&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1-3&lt;br /&gt;
|APC&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Switch Ports ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== switch1 ===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Linksys 48 port gige&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This switch is all for vlan 1 (172.30.0.0/22)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The yellow cable is the uplink to switch2&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===switch2===&lt;br /&gt;
{|border=&amp;quot;1&amp;quot; cellspacing=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Port&lt;br /&gt;
!Far end&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Fa0/1&lt;br /&gt;
|Sonic DSL modem (VLAN 20)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Fa0/2&lt;br /&gt;
|Monkeybrains Wireless CPE (VLAN 10)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Fa0/3&lt;br /&gt;
|r00ter eth0 (VLAN 20)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Fa0/4&lt;br /&gt;
|r00ter eth1 (gateway for vlan1) (VLAN 1)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Fa0/5&lt;br /&gt;
|minotaur.noisebridge.net (VLAN 20)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Fa0/6&lt;br /&gt;
|pony.noisebridge.net (VLAN 20)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Fa0/7&lt;br /&gt;
|EMPTY (VLAN 1)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Fa0/8&lt;br /&gt;
|Linksys uplink (VLAN 1)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Gi0/1&lt;br /&gt;
|Linksys uplink fiber (TODO) (VLAN 1)&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Network Diagram ==&lt;br /&gt;
OBSOLETE&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:2169_network_diagram-2010-04-09.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== KVM ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There is no KVM, but there are monitors and a keyboard dedicated to the machines in the rack.  You can easily recognize it because it&#039;s covered in nail polish and you can&#039;t see the keycaps.  The delete key is in the upper-right corner of the keyboard, which is handy to know if you want to get into the BIOS of the machines.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Other uplink possibilities =&lt;br /&gt;
* Metro fiber&lt;br /&gt;
** [[User:Jof|jof]] called IPN for a rough estimate for construction of fiber to 83c. The sales representative&#039;s estimate would be between 90,000USD - 100,000USD for the initial buildout.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Sonic.net ADSL2&lt;br /&gt;
** We have this, woot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* WiMax&lt;br /&gt;
** Currently this hasn&#039;t been very seriously researched &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* SFLan&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;We may have line of sight to a node if we can bounce off of a local building. This hasn&#039;t been seriously researched. We may want to try to get roof access for antennas and should talk to our very quiet neighbors.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;I was contacted by Matt Peterson about connecting.  I would be happy to do a site survey to see if you can hit the SFLAN or City wirless deployment from the Valencia Gardens development.  That could get you 40Mb/s up and down. - Tim Pozar&#039;&#039;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* Free Encrypted Unsecure Wifi */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== [[Network Troubleshooting]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Are you having issues with the internet or local network? Check out the [[Network Troubleshooting]] page for more information on what you can do to make things better or possibly seek help.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Disclaimer ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Please note that Noisebridge does not guarantee or provide a perfect secure experience in the space. Just like anywhere else in the world you&#039;re held responsible for your own safety and wellbeing. This also includes content you receive or transmit or provide through any mediums, such as through pen and paper, sound waves or any networks wired or wireless functioning in the space. Noisebridge is a volunteer run and operated space that provides you with infrastructure, which you use at your own risk.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;As much as anyone volunteering at the space could state that we (Noisebridge) can provide you with a secure web browsing experience, this view may not be reflected over all of its members and participants (which is the actual case). Please take our advice and services with a grain of salt and understand that the only sure secure network is one that you setup and operate yourself.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Thank you for reading, please continue now on creating interesting things.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Rubin110|rubin110]] 05:48, 25 December 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Wireless networks ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Free Open Unsecure Wifi ===&lt;br /&gt;
Noisebridge generally has two or more unencrypted open wifi access points available for your use. If you can see the &amp;quot;noisebridge-a&amp;quot; network, congratulations, you have an 802.11a-compatible card and should use this network as it is better faster and stronger than the others. If you cannot see noisebridge-a, either it is not working or you do not have an 802.11a card. You probably have an 802.11g card. Hopefully you can see the &amp;quot;noisebridge&amp;quot; network, which is the one you should use in that case. Like any public network, you should regard noisebridge&#039;s as [[Visitor_advice#Hostile_network|potentially hostile]] and take appropriate precautions.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The following networks are active at 2169 now:&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebridge&#039;&#039;&#039; - No encryption, NATted via the Sonic.net and Monkeybrains links, 802.11bg&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebridge-a&#039;&#039;&#039; - No encryption, NATted via the Sonic.net and Monkeybrains links, 802.11a&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;noisebridge-tor&#039;&#039;&#039; - No encryption, all traffic transparently proxied through tor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Free Encrypted Unsecure Wifi ===&lt;br /&gt;
There are sometimes &amp;quot;secure&amp;quot; or encrypted wireless networks running at Noisebridge for research purposes. Please do not assume that these networks are in any way safer than an open network is; they are not.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Encrypted wireless only means that anything transmitted between your laptop and the wifi access point is encrypted. &#039;&#039;&#039;This does not guarantee security or privacy at all.&#039;&#039;&#039; Someone malicious could simply sit in between the Internet and the wifi access point and sniff all of your traffic after the access point unencrypts it, or they can figure out how the encryption functions and sit in on what you&#039;re transmitting, or you use an encryption method that is already broken. In any case, &#039;&#039;&#039;using an encrypted wifi network does not provide any useful security benefits at Noisebridge.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:NOTE: No technology &#039;guarantees&#039; security or privacy. The above statement is true, and using the encrypted wifi network at Noisebridge doesn&#039;t give you more security, since the shared secret is widely known and the space is not secure. But WPA2 is a useful technology in general, and it&#039;s not practical to brute force if the [http://wifinetnews.com/archives/2003/11/weakness_in_passphrase_choice_in_wpa_interface.html key is longer than 13 random characters].  By comparison, people who use unencrypted wireless are subject to [http://www.ethicalhacker.net/content/view/182/1/ trivially easy packet sniffing over the wire].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In most cases you may encounter more problems trying to get &amp;quot;online&amp;quot; through one of the encrypted networks than using one of the open ones.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A few members of the space have gone out of their way to make the Internet run as smooth as possible; part of that is disabling these so-called secure networks [where do we call this &amp;quot;secure&amp;quot;?] to give room for the legitimate{{fact}} open ones that work a whole lot better{{fact}}.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You may want to see the [WiFi Pineapple Mark IV|http://news.cnet.com/8301-31921_3-57394889-281/five-ways-to-protect-yourself-from-wi-fi-honeypots/] in action to see how easy it is to honeypot a WIFI.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== DNS ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dynamic DNS is provided by the nat machine for DHCP clients on 172.30.0.30/22.  Resolution of machines with static addresses is done by ipv4 or ipv6 mDNS and dynamic DNS entries on the nat machine from the DHCP service.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Development ==&lt;br /&gt;
* See [[Network/testing]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Network Devices &amp;amp; Services==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Music]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Printers]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Infrastructure]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= 2169 Mission =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Uplinks ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== DSL Circuit ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There is a Sonic.net Fusion ADSL2+ DSL connection in the building.  The physical circuit comes in from the MPOE in the basement and runs across the roof of the basement and up the side of the building into the DJ booth (Tea Room).  The CPE is a Motorola 2210 ADSL2+ and is just outside the Tea Room on the floor.  The admin password is the serial number, written on the bottom.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The addressing configuration is a little unusual. It&#039;s 75.101.62.0/24 and we&#039;ve been allocated a /29 within that block: 75.101.62.88 - 75.101.62.95.  Note that we get to use all 8 addresses; the broadcast and network address are 75.101.62.255 and 75.101.62.0 respectively.  The gateway is 75.101.62.1.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The default CPE settings are not correct for our circuit configuration.  From a factory reset, do the following to configure the CPE:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
# Configure a computer for 192.168.1.253/24.&lt;br /&gt;
# Connect the computer to the DSL CPE.&lt;br /&gt;
# Power cycle the DSL CPE.&lt;br /&gt;
# Connect to 192.168.1.254 using your web browser.&lt;br /&gt;
# You will be prompted to set a password, use the serial number on the bottom of the DSL CPE.&lt;br /&gt;
# Get into expert mode.&lt;br /&gt;
# Under configure-&amp;gt;connections, set the following: &lt;br /&gt;
## VPI: 0&lt;br /&gt;
## VCI: 35&lt;br /&gt;
## Protocol: Bridged Ethernet LLC/SNAP&lt;br /&gt;
## Bridging: on&lt;br /&gt;
# Under configure-&amp;gt;DHCP server, set the following:&lt;br /&gt;
## DHCP Server Enabled: unchecked&lt;br /&gt;
# Save and reboot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://broadband.motorola.com/consumers/products/2210-02/downloads/2210-02-10NA-UserGuide.pdf Motorola 2210 User Guide]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Monkeybrains Wireless Link ===&lt;br /&gt;
We have a point-to-point wireless link to Monkeybrains on the roof.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Access Control==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Most hardware is set to use the most guessable logins and passwords possible. If you&#039;re interested in logging in, just make some guesses as to what the login can be. Use your favorite search engine. Poke around. Hack.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Experience the thrill of guessing a password that just works.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Routers ==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently, DHCPd is handing out a default gateway (172.30.0.3) that floats between r00ter and gorilla for automatic ISP failover.&lt;br /&gt;
===r00ter===&lt;br /&gt;
The Sonic.net router is a Soekris net4801 (hostname: &amp;quot;r00ter&amp;quot;) running OpenBSD with some modifications to support running with a flash-backed root filesystem.  Its WAN address is 75.101.62.88/24 and its LAN address is 172.30.0.1.  Access is via SSH with a key.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
DHCP and DNS services are being provided by r00ter as well: it has a DNS forwarder (dnsmasq), and dhcpd spits out addresses from 172.30.0.0/22 (172.30.0.200 and up).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===bikeshed===&lt;br /&gt;
The router for our Monkeybrains link (hostname: &amp;quot;bikeshed&amp;quot;) is also a Soekris running Vyatta (a Linux-based router distribution).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Access is via SSH with keys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Address Allocations ==&lt;br /&gt;
The reserved address allocations are:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===75.101.62.88/29 from Sonic.net===&lt;br /&gt;
We have a range within the encompassing /24: 75.101.62.{88..95}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* .88 - router (&amp;quot;r00ter&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;
* .89 - pony.noisebridge.net&lt;br /&gt;
* .90 - stallion.noisebridge.net&lt;br /&gt;
* .91 - ChaosVPN la fonera eth0.1&lt;br /&gt;
* .92 - minotaur.noisebridge.net&lt;br /&gt;
* .93 - [[Noise-Bot|MC Hawking -- The Wheelchair Robot]]&lt;br /&gt;
* .94 - Unallocated&lt;br /&gt;
* .95 - Mode-S Equipment (various port-NATings)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===172.30.0.0/22 (&amp;quot;inside&amp;quot; network)===&lt;br /&gt;
====172.30.0.0/25 (.1 - .127) Statically-addressed things====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* .1 - r00ter - main soekris router connected to the sonic.net DSL (runs OpenBSD and pf)&lt;br /&gt;
* .2 - bikeshed, soekris router hooked up the Monkeybrains wireless link (runs Vyatta Linux and iptables/netfilter)&lt;br /&gt;
* .3 - unicornpee.noise, Vyatta testing VM on stallion.noise&lt;br /&gt;
* .4 - minotaur - console server and network troubleshooting/monitoring box&lt;br /&gt;
* .5 - goat - Internal network testing VM on stallion&lt;br /&gt;
* .6 - treechopper, [http://h20000.www2.hp.com/bc/docs/support/SupportManual/bpl07288/bpl07288.pdf|HP Laserjet 5Si MX] (working, not hosed)&lt;br /&gt;
* .7 - OpenGear IP Power 9258 in supply closet (power1)&lt;br /&gt;
* .8 - switch1 - Linksys 48-port gige&lt;br /&gt;
* .9 - switch2 - Cisco Catalyst 2940 TWoT&lt;br /&gt;
* .10 - stallion - VM hosting server&lt;br /&gt;
* .11 - ChaosVPN la fonera internal interface (br-lan)&lt;br /&gt;
* .12 - ap3 - [http://www.ubnt.com/powerstation Powerstation 5] 802.11a (above the supply closet)&lt;br /&gt;
* .13 - ap2 - Cisco Aironet 1100 series (above the supply closet)&lt;br /&gt;
* .14 - ap4 - Cisco Aironet 1100 series (above the Eastern windows)&lt;br /&gt;
* .15 - switch3 - Juniper EX-2200-24P-4G (donated by [[User:Jof|jof]] and J-iNet Solutions)&lt;br /&gt;
* .16 - wlan1 - A Ruckus Wireless Zone Director 1000&lt;br /&gt;
* .17 - Cisco Aironet 1220B (wbr1)&lt;br /&gt;
* .18 - Cisco Aironet 1220B (wbr2)&lt;br /&gt;
* .19 - switch5 - Cisco Catalyst 3550-12T - DECOMMISSIONED&lt;br /&gt;
* .20 - D-Link DIR-615 AP (ap5, in Turing)&lt;br /&gt;
* .21 - Reserving for Door-duino -- [[User:Jof|jof]]&lt;br /&gt;
* .30 - [[Pony]], main sandbox server&lt;br /&gt;
* .31 - [[Touch_Panels|Touchpanel]] by the door&lt;br /&gt;
* .32 - [[Touch_Panels|Touchpanel]] by the bar&lt;br /&gt;
* .33 - [[Touch_Panels|Touchpanel]] by the turing&lt;br /&gt;
* .34 - Linux Study Group Linksys BBEFS41 Router&lt;br /&gt;
* .35 - Cisco IP Phone&lt;br /&gt;
* .36 - Red Payphone (Linksys PAP2)&lt;br /&gt;
* .41 - [[Zebra]], Rebar and jukebox, Brother print server&lt;br /&gt;
* .42 - [[Ass]], greeting terminal&lt;br /&gt;
* .43 - Cisco SIP Phone&lt;br /&gt;
* .44 - [[Horsy]]. media center&lt;br /&gt;
* .48 - [[s3]]&lt;br /&gt;
* .49 - [[s3]] BMC&lt;br /&gt;
* .50 - [[Noise-Bot|MC Hawking -- The Wheelchair Robot]]&lt;br /&gt;
* .51 - Noise-Bot-Server; back-end computing for Noise-Bot&lt;br /&gt;
* .52 - bunny (on the roof)&lt;br /&gt;
* .53 - ronin (works with bunny, lives in Susan the Rack)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====172.30.0.128/25, 172.30.1.0/24, 172.30.2.0/24, 172.30.3.0/24====&lt;br /&gt;
* DHCP-assigned, user-access IP space&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===172.30.4.0/24 (Tor-ified network)===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note that 172.30.4.1 transparently proxies TCP connections via privoxy to tor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* .1 - &amp;quot;torbridge&amp;quot; interface on pony&lt;br /&gt;
* .2 - &amp;quot;noisebridge-tor&amp;quot; access point.&lt;br /&gt;
* .10 - .254 -- Tor-ified clients (served by DHCP)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===172.31.0.0/24===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is a separate NAT-ed network for Monkeybrains-only traffic. It&#039;s served by &amp;quot;bikeshed&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* .1 - wlan0.bikeshed.noise&lt;br /&gt;
* .100 - .199 -- DHCP pool for clients.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 10.100.4.0/23 ChaosVPN Range ===&lt;br /&gt;
* Network in the ChaosVPN&lt;br /&gt;
** Has yet to be setup. In the future, we may join the network so that we can route to other hackerspaces&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://wiki.hamburg.ccc.de/index.php/ChaosVPN#ip_ranges ChaosVPN Wiki]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== IPv6 ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We have IPv6 support on the DSL circuit via a tunnel provided by sonic.net.  Some details on how to get the OpenBSD-based flashrd distribution on the routers to tunnel correctly can be found on the [[Flashrd]] page.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note that using IPv6 in some situations can result in people knowing what model of computer you have and the network card&#039;s serial number, because of the way IPv6 stateless address configuration works.  If this is a concern, tell your computer not to use IPv6.  Ask around Noisebridge if you need help or want more details.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== 2001:5a8:4:5630::/60 ====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is the IPv6 subnet assigned to us by sonic.  We only use the bottom /64 of this /60 so automatic address configuration works right; the other 15/16s of the address space are intentionally wasted.  r00ter hands out IPv6 router advertisements for this subnet directly.  They&#039;re directly routable, but unsolicited incoming traffic is blocked by the firewall to protect the users.  This means you can&#039;t run an IPv6 server on our IPv6 subnet, but you can connect to other machines on the IPv6 Internet just fine.  If you really need to run an IPv6 server for some reason, consider using Teredo.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== OOB Management ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{|border=&amp;quot;1&amp;quot; cellspacing=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Device&lt;br /&gt;
!Where&lt;br /&gt;
!Settings&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|gorilla&lt;br /&gt;
|ops /dev/ttyS0&lt;br /&gt;
|9600&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|r00ter&lt;br /&gt;
|ops /dev/ttyS1&lt;br /&gt;
|9600&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Maybe this port doesn&#039;t work?&lt;br /&gt;
|ops /dev/ttyS2&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|stallion&lt;br /&gt;
|ops /dev/ttyS3&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|s2&lt;br /&gt;
|ops /dev/ttyS4&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|modem&lt;br /&gt;
|ops /dev/ttyS5&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Dial Backup ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There is a modem connected to 415 800 6786 which you can call to talk to an mgetty process on the ops machine.  This may be handy if the upstream Internet connections aren&#039;t working or you locked yourself out by accident.  Please don&#039;t dial out on the modem, it costs money.  Inbound calls on that circuit are free.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The modem is a [http://www.usr.com/support/product-template.asp?prod=2806 US Robotics 56K Corporate Analog Modem].  If you don&#039;t have a modem in your computer, you might be able to call it using your mobile phone.  Just tether your phone to your computer like you normally would, but call our modem instead of calling the number to start the tethering connection.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The modem has its remote access feature enabled.  Read the manual for details.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== IP PDU ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There is an IP PDU (model &amp;quot;IP 9258&amp;quot;) at 172.30.0.7 which can be used to power cycle some of the devices in Susan the Rack.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To change the state of the power ports, you&#039;ll need to telnet in and run &amp;quot;setpower=11000000&amp;quot;. Each index represents a port, &amp;quot;1&amp;quot; is on and &amp;quot;0&amp;quot; is off.  Port 1 sometimes doesn&#039;t turn on unless you use the web interface, and it might take a couple requests.  Just keep clicking the apply button until it looks like power has been applied.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Changing some settings on the IP 9258 in the web interface may result in the power being cycled on some of the ports.  Don&#039;t change settings unless you&#039;re prepared to deal with machines spontaneously resetting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{|border=&amp;quot;1&amp;quot; cellspacing=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Port&lt;br /&gt;
!Device&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1&lt;br /&gt;
|s2&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2&lt;br /&gt;
|pony&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|3&lt;br /&gt;
|Power Strip with: Stallion, Sonic.net DSL Modem, and r00ter&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|gorilla&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Machine Rack ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The rack of machines and switches is counted by U, from the bottom, starting from &amp;quot;1&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{|border=&amp;quot;1&amp;quot; cellspacing=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!&amp;quot;U&amp;quot;/Unit&lt;br /&gt;
!Device&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|22-24&lt;br /&gt;
|small stuff shelf&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|19-21&lt;br /&gt;
|EMPTY&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|18&lt;br /&gt;
|NEW switch1 (Linksys SRW2048 - 48 port gige)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|16-17&lt;br /&gt;
|patch panel&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|11-15&lt;br /&gt;
|EMPTY&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|7-10&lt;br /&gt;
|pony&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|5-6&lt;br /&gt;
|rack support for pony&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|4&lt;br /&gt;
|EMPTY&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|1-3&lt;br /&gt;
|APC&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Switch Ports ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== switch1 ===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Linksys 48 port gige&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This switch is all for vlan 1 (172.30.0.0/22)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The yellow cable is the uplink to switch2&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===switch2===&lt;br /&gt;
{|border=&amp;quot;1&amp;quot; cellspacing=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Port&lt;br /&gt;
!Far end&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Fa0/1&lt;br /&gt;
|Sonic DSL modem (VLAN 20)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Fa0/2&lt;br /&gt;
|Monkeybrains Wireless CPE (VLAN 10)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Fa0/3&lt;br /&gt;
|r00ter eth0 (VLAN 20)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Fa0/4&lt;br /&gt;
|r00ter eth1 (gateway for vlan1) (VLAN 1)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Fa0/5&lt;br /&gt;
|minotaur.noisebridge.net (VLAN 20)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Fa0/6&lt;br /&gt;
|pony.noisebridge.net (VLAN 20)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Fa0/7&lt;br /&gt;
|EMPTY (VLAN 1)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Fa0/8&lt;br /&gt;
|Linksys uplink (VLAN 1)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Gi0/1&lt;br /&gt;
|Linksys uplink fiber (TODO) (VLAN 1)&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Network Diagram ==&lt;br /&gt;
OBSOLETE&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:2169_network_diagram-2010-04-09.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== KVM ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There is no KVM, but there are monitors and a keyboard dedicated to the machines in the rack.  You can easily recognize it because it&#039;s covered in nail polish and you can&#039;t see the keycaps.  The delete key is in the upper-right corner of the keyboard, which is handy to know if you want to get into the BIOS of the machines.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Other uplink possibilities =&lt;br /&gt;
* Metro fiber&lt;br /&gt;
** [[User:Jof|jof]] called IPN for a rough estimate for construction of fiber to 83c. The sales representative&#039;s estimate would be between 90,000USD - 100,000USD for the initial buildout.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Sonic.net ADSL2&lt;br /&gt;
** We have this, woot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* WiMax&lt;br /&gt;
** Currently this hasn&#039;t been very seriously researched &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* SFLan&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;We may have line of sight to a node if we can bounce off of a local building. This hasn&#039;t been seriously researched. We may want to try to get roof access for antennas and should talk to our very quiet neighbors.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;I was contacted by Matt Peterson about connecting.  I would be happy to do a site survey to see if you can hit the SFLAN or City wirless deployment from the Valencia Gardens development.  That could get you 40Mb/s up and down. - Tim Pozar&#039;&#039;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=SF_Grey_Hat_Meetup&amp;diff=24451</id>
		<title>SF Grey Hat Meetup</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=SF_Grey_Hat_Meetup&amp;diff=24451"/>
		<updated>2012-03-08T05:57:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* SF Grey Hat Meetup */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
== SF Grey Hat Meetup ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
obviously its late in the evening, we will be teaching and talking about topics some people have already expressed being uncomfortable about having in the space, BUT FUCK IT. thats right I said FUCK IT. first week we will be talking metasploit, this is an offensive security tool non security people will be taking away a new reason to keep their systems updated and attendees with an interest in offensive security may learn something.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dude, there&#039;s a totally good reason to have it in the space.  Anyone who&#039;s using the internet or a website or building a website needs to have a good understanding of how a) attacks are real and b) what they can do to defend against them.  This would be awesome.  [[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Category:Events&amp;diff=24450</id>
		<title>Category:Events</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Category:Events&amp;diff=24450"/>
		<updated>2012-03-08T05:54:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: fix the grey hat meetup, apparently not l33t enough to understand markdown&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;!-- Note that this page uses transclusion. Content between the &amp;quot;onlyinclude&amp;quot; tags below will be pushed to the main page --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Event Calendar=&lt;br /&gt;
Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the Discussion or Announcements [[Mailinglist | mailing lists]], [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff... like in person. Some events just happen.  Pay attention!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you&#039;d like to host an event yourself, we have advice on  [[Hosting_an_Event|hosting an event]] at Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Event posters are encouraged to crosspost to the Google Calendar. View the  [http://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com&amp;amp;ctz=America/Los_Angeles Google Calendar], view the [http://www.google.com/calendar/feeds/vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com/public/basic Google Calendar in XML], or the [http://www.google.com/calendar/ical/vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com/public/basic.ics Google Calendar in ical] format.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To post Google Calendar entries for your event, ask on the noisebridge-discuss mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Items inside this &amp;quot;onlyinclude&amp;quot; tag will be pushed to the main page --&amp;gt;&amp;lt;onlyinclude&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
=== Upcoming Events &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=2 edit]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*20:00-22:00: &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-03-08&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[zine | ZinesFromOuterSpace]] 3rd brainstorming session for [[zip2 | ZiP Zine 2.0]] in the Noisebridge hackitorium. Contribute to the next chapter, and design your own pages! Fancy dress not required. Bring Your Own Sense of Humor.&lt;br /&gt;
*12:00-14:00: &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-03-10&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Free University | Divine Invasions: Last class]]&lt;br /&gt;
*12:00-20:00: &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-03-15 to 2012-03-18&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Represent_Yourself]] fUnconference for horizontalist organizers!&lt;br /&gt;
*ALL DAY: &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-03-15&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[zine | ZinesFromOuterSpace]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Deadline for submissions&#039;&#039;&#039; to [[zip2 | ZiP Zine #2!]] Send submissions or inquiries to &#039;&#039;&#039;zipzine-at-riseup.net&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*12:00-14:00: &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-03-24&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Doctor When Game--Puzzle Pick Up]] A staff member of the Doctor When puzzle hunt game will be hanging out, and around ten teams will trickle in over the period to pick up a puzzle.&lt;br /&gt;
*12:00-14:00: &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-03-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Doctor When Game--Puzzle Pick Up]] A staff member of the Doctor When puzzle hunt game will be hanging out, and around ten teams will trickle in over the period to pick up a puzzle.&lt;br /&gt;
*12:00-14:00: &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-04-20&#039;&#039;&#039; to  &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-04-21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[The Bachelor Hackathon]] - Some crazy dude from Los Angeles is crashing the space to have a hackathon for his bachelor party in lieu of the usual festivities. &lt;br /&gt;
*09:00-17:00: &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-06-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://kinkforall.pbworks.com/KinkForAllSanFrancisco2 KinkForAllSanFrancisco2], an unconference on the intersection of sexuality with the rest of life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Recurring Events &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=3 edit]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Large turnout events should be written in &#039;&#039;&#039;bold&#039;&#039;&#039;. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Monday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night]]  -  Take out the trash and compost for Tuesday morning!&lt;br /&gt;
** 18:00 [[Gamebridge]] Unityversity Unity3D Game Development user group and beginner mentoring. Beginners welcome to learn to make a game in 1 hour!&lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;&#039;19:00 [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Learn to solder! Mitch will bring kits to make cool, hackable things that you can bring home after you make them.  Bring your own projects to hack! There&#039;s now an Audio Hacking Adjunct group that meets along with the Circuit Hackers. &lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;&#039;19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Computer modeling for videogames]]&#039;&#039;&#039; Learn the basic of creating video game environments and characters. Come learn the techniques used in making 3d video games and gain a better understanding of the art pipe line used in current industry video games. Modeling, U.V. lay out and texturing. Software we will go over Maya, 3dstudio Max, blender, Google sketch up and Z-brush. Instructor David Lopez.&lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;&#039;20:00-22:00 [[Frontend Web Development]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Learn HTML/CSS/JS. We&#039;ll cover the basics (starting at 19:30) and then go in-depth on different topics every week.&lt;br /&gt;
** 20:00 [[Mushroom_cultivation|Mushroom Mondays]] - The art and science of mushroom cultivation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** 15:00 [[Linux System Administration Study Group]] wiki page with new shell script section (added 20120221). Come study Linux admining in the Turing classroom; from 15:00 to 16:30. We&#039;re focusing on bash shell scripting skills in early 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
** 16:30 [[Intro to SQL Databases]] Database programming and design using MySQL. Every Tuesday in Turing classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
** 18:00 [[C and assembler on Linux]] This is a study group working at a beginner&#039;s level with gcc and nash. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- On hiatus AFAIK, no power to kitchen ** 18:00 [[Tastebridge]] Last Tuesday of every month: Vegan Hacker: Vegan Cooking Class. More info http://www.veganhackerSF.com. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--On hiatus AFAIK, no power to kitchen ** 18:00 [[Vegan Hacker]] Monthly Food Hacking, last Tuesday of every month, 6pm. http://www.veganhackersf.com --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- On haitus? Pls update ** 19:00 [[Origami|Learn You A Origami!]] - Learn how make folded-paper models. Beginners welcome!--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- On hiatus as of 3/29/2011 ** 19:30 [[Probability]] study group --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- On hiatus --  pls update 3/29/11 ** 19.30 [[Show and Tell]] -- Show your latest and greatest projects and hacks (working or in-progress), just before the weekly meeting. We meet in the Electronics Lab/Main Space.  --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:30 [[Spacebridge]] - Noisebridge&#039;s space program&lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;&#039;20:00 [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision making.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- ** 21:00 *nix on Thinkpad Anonymous - Come, grab a drink, complain about how it just doesn&#039;t work --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
** 22:00 [[SF Grey Hat Meetup]] If you have to ask you probably shouldn&#039;t show up. next meeting 3/13 will cover metasploit, vote for next topic.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- ** 18:00 Replicator Wednesday! Learn about 3D printing and its implications. &#039;&#039;&#039;Currently in a Workgroup/Demonstrative state&#039;&#039;&#039; (You can still learn, but you may not be able to print hands-on for a few more weeks). --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
** 18:00 [[LinuxDiscussion|Linux Discussion]] - Linux meetup in the Turing classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- ** 18:00 [[BioBridge]] Practical microbiology (&#039;&#039;on hiatus, please update&#039;&#039;) - we culture microbes for baking, brewing, fermentation and other yummy purposes. Come play and learn! --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[PyClass]] - Learn how to program using the Python programming language. New &amp;quot;series&amp;quot; starts December 5th!&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[SCoW]] - Sewing, Crafting, Or Whatever! Come make cool stuff with geeks.&lt;br /&gt;
** 20:00 [[BACE Timebank]] (2nd Wednesdays) - Help organize community mutual aid by trading in equal time credits.  To join go to [http://bace.org bace.org].&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night]]  - Take out the trash for Friday morning!&lt;br /&gt;
** 18:30 [[Social_Engineers|Social Engineers]] 6.30pm onwards (On Hiatus until 2012-03-22). Noisebridge&#039;s weekly attempt to hack its own social conundrums (including organizing, long-term planning, and consensus) using data, science, and heavy machinery. Email danny@spesh.com or join us on the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/socialengineering|mailing list].&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[Machine_Learning|Machine Learning]] 7:00pm, come in and learn about statistical learning techniques.&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[Noisedroid/Nights]] - An Android-Themed Co-working Night.&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[german_corner|German Corner]] Learn and practice speaking German.&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 Laser Lounging: Come learn how to use Noisebridge&#039;s 40 Watt Laser cutter/engraver to engrave photos &amp;amp; content on to different materials such as acrylics and woods. In addition learn how to cut through pieces of material to create cool stencils and other things.  &lt;br /&gt;
** 20:00 [[Frontend_Web_Development#Lab|Frontend Web Development Lab]] - Understand by doing! A recap of Monday&#039;s lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material.&lt;br /&gt;
** 20:00 [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/zine ZinesFromOuterSpace] - A weekly meetup for zinesters / printing hackers / DIY publishers, and brainstorming session for the next chapter of [[zine | ZiP]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Friday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**Friday We&#039;re In Love?&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Saturday&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
** 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon! Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to building community and working on the space or relevant projects. This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge. You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved. (2nd Saturday)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** 13:00 [[PerlStudy]] - Helping each other learn perl and all of it&#039;s goodness.&lt;br /&gt;
** 14:00 [http://baha.bitrot.info/ Bay Area Hacker&#039;s Association - security meeting] (2nd Sundays)&lt;br /&gt;
** 15:00 [[Go]] - Playing of the Go boardgame. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.&lt;br /&gt;
** 15:00-17:00 [[ Random Hacks oF CleAnLinesS ]] Randomly clean at Noisebridge! Be someone who takes pride in keeping Noisebridge clean or join others, by performing a random thing as: sweeping, mopping, cleaning tables, and or the bathrooms. &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Happening? pls update ** 17:00 [[Rsync Users Group]] - A twelve step program for those who have poor *nix habits.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[Hack Politics]] -- 1st and 3rd Sundays of the month.  Hack the political systems.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/onlyinclude&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Orphaned Events ===&lt;br /&gt;
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** 18:00 to 19:30 or so, Intro to [[Assembly Language on Linux]] and introduction to C programming, Turing Classroom ; we&#039;re working on a C program that lets a user work with a todolist file: see it, delete an entry, add an entry, modify an entry; we&#039;re interleaving this work with learning the essentials of the X86 CPU registers and instructions and how to make int 0x80 linux kernel system calls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[German]] - Learn German, all levels. 7pm beginners, 8pm advanced. RSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructor. Events ran May-November 2009 on Mondays. Currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loud. With Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;:  [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on &amp;quot;no user-serviceable parts inside&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns.  Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts.  [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks.  [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Version control tutorial]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I&#039;m near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar). No expertise on tonal languages yet... so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.g. Cantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom. [also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Getting started with Arduino]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Distributed Databases]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Scrum Club]] - I though I&#039;d test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Math &amp;amp; Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I&#039;m down to lend a hand.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses.  Someone needs to lead this!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenEEG]] - Brain tech. Has historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] -  Gentle intro to programming using Processing&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[World Builders &amp;amp; Simgineers]] -  Work together to create a beautiful &amp;amp; open virtual world &amp;amp; platform.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[PlunderBridge]] -  Metal detecting, detector technology &amp;amp; treasure hunting expeditions.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
= Past Events =&lt;br /&gt;
===2012===&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday Feb. 14th, 18:00 to 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with &#039;&#039;&#039;My Noisy Valentine&#039;&#039;&#039; Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafe. For more info follow [[zine | this]] link.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===2011===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;September 11th 14:00 to 17:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker&#039;s Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;August 4, 7PM, Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADE. He will also speak about IP infringement cases.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;April 13th, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]] &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 7th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round table. This month&#039;s speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be &amp;quot;Anarchism &amp;amp; technology: An unbridgeable chasm&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 4th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Camp KDE Party. Come and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year&#039;s [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conference. There will be beer. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 3rd, 16:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoins. Then we&#039;ll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made. [http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 20th, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!&#039;&#039;&#039; Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community.  This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge.  You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic&#039;&#039;&#039; - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluation. Please bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluate. Bring your laptop as well.  Collaboration groupware possibly provided. (Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish). Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process. - Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 9th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===2010===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY&#039;&#039;&#039; Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Entrepreneurial bonding &amp;amp; matchmaking&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come to Elixir @ 16th &amp;amp; Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Noisebridge&#039;s first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date required. We will have a DJ and punch.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]&#039;&#039;&#039;, and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson&#039;&#039;&#039;. Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - &amp;quot;Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - What&#039;s in your bag?&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories &amp;amp; Types]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Our book this month is &amp;quot;A Theory of Fun for Game Design&amp;quot; by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!&lt;br /&gt;
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing&lt;br /&gt;
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL). &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===2009===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 18th, 19:30&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 19th, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Mesh meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 19th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 20th, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 20th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-05&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-05&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Mesh meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-02&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss  [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&amp;amp;m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;amp;v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039; October 1st, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039; October 1st, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039;2009-10-03&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Friday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts. 6-???&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday&#039;&#039;&#039; : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek.  6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we&#039;re all experts.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographer. Weekly class (mostly held off site).&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]. 7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May &amp;amp; June &amp;amp; ? (click through dammit)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-09-17&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-09-17&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-08-20&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-01&#039;&#039;&#039;: Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I&#039;m sure)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-30&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-30&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit&amp;quot; (Toorcamp talk preview)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-28&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;Meditation for Hackers&amp;quot; (Toorcamp workshop preview)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-18&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-15&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Eagle Workshop]]  Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-05-21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-27&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers &amp;amp; flowers edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-11&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop  (this event moved from the original March date)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-03&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and on. Making the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-26&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-19&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-12&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-14&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine&#039;s Day blinkyheart soldering party! &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Time-t_Party|&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;time_t&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-09&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[PGP Key Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-01-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===2008===&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-27&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-20 &amp;amp; 21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-17 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-24&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-21, 7pm&#039;&#039;&#039;:[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83C. Bring a short 5-7minute thing to read to others. Bring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you like. David will bring milk and cookies.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-17, 7:30pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn&#039;t maintained. Screechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hell. Basic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-16, 5:00pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap!  RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-16, 3:00pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits.  Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge&#039;s own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween gala. Post pictures if you got &#039;em!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-25&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin&#039; - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mount. Additionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-07&#039;&#039;&#039;: (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit board. I&#039;ll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etching. This is step 1/3 for a project called &amp;quot;annoying USB thingie&amp;quot; which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy&#039;s computer.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-09-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-02-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: Marking Tastebridge as on hiatus, no power to kitchen&lt;/p&gt;
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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.&lt;br /&gt;
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=Event Calendar=&lt;br /&gt;
Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the Discussion or Announcements [[Mailinglist | mailing lists]], [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff... like in person. Some events just happen.  Pay attention!&lt;br /&gt;
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If you&#039;d like to host an event yourself, we have advice on  [[Hosting_an_Event|hosting an event]] at Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
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Event posters are encouraged to crosspost to the Google Calendar. View the  [http://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com&amp;amp;ctz=America/Los_Angeles Google Calendar], view the [http://www.google.com/calendar/feeds/vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com/public/basic Google Calendar in XML], or the [http://www.google.com/calendar/ical/vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com/public/basic.ics Google Calendar in ical] format.&lt;br /&gt;
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To post Google Calendar entries for your event, ask on the noisebridge-discuss mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Upcoming Events &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=2 edit]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
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*20:00-22:00: &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-03-08&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[zine | ZinesFromOuterSpace]] 3rd brainstorming session for [[zip2 | ZiP Zine 2.0]] in the Noisebridge hackitorium. Contribute to the next chapter, and design your own pages! Fancy dress not required. Bring Your Own Sense of Humor.&lt;br /&gt;
*12:00-14:00: &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-03-10&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Free University | Divine Invasions: Last class]]&lt;br /&gt;
*12:00-20:00: &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-03-15 to 2012-03-18&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Represent_Yourself]] fUnconference for horizontalist organizers!&lt;br /&gt;
*ALL DAY: &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-03-15&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[zine | ZinesFromOuterSpace]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Deadline for submissions&#039;&#039;&#039; to [[zip2 | ZiP Zine #2!]] Send submissions or inquiries to &#039;&#039;&#039;zipzine-at-riseup.net&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*12:00-14:00: &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-03-24&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Doctor When Game--Puzzle Pick Up]] A staff member of the Doctor When puzzle hunt game will be hanging out, and around ten teams will trickle in over the period to pick up a puzzle.&lt;br /&gt;
*12:00-14:00: &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-03-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Doctor When Game--Puzzle Pick Up]] A staff member of the Doctor When puzzle hunt game will be hanging out, and around ten teams will trickle in over the period to pick up a puzzle.&lt;br /&gt;
*12:00-14:00: &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-04-20&#039;&#039;&#039; to  &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-04-21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[The Bachelor Hackathon]] - Some crazy dude from Los Angeles is crashing the space to have a hackathon for his bachelor party in lieu of the usual festivities. &lt;br /&gt;
*09:00-17:00: &#039;&#039;&#039;2012-06-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://kinkforall.pbworks.com/KinkForAllSanFrancisco2 KinkForAllSanFrancisco2], an unconference on the intersection of sexuality with the rest of life.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Recurring Events &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;section=3 edit]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Large turnout events should be written in &#039;&#039;&#039;bold&#039;&#039;&#039;. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Monday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night]]  -  Take out the trash and compost for Tuesday morning!&lt;br /&gt;
** 18:00 [[Gamebridge]] Unityversity Unity3D Game Development user group and beginner mentoring. Beginners welcome to learn to make a game in 1 hour!&lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;&#039;19:00 [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Learn to solder! Mitch will bring kits to make cool, hackable things that you can bring home after you make them.  Bring your own projects to hack! There&#039;s now an Audio Hacking Adjunct group that meets along with the Circuit Hackers. &lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;&#039;19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Computer modeling for videogames]]&#039;&#039;&#039; Learn the basic of creating video game environments and characters. Come learn the techniques used in making 3d video games and gain a better understanding of the art pipe line used in current industry video games. Modeling, U.V. lay out and texturing. Software we will go over Maya, 3dstudio Max, blender, Google sketch up and Z-brush. Instructor David Lopez.&lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;&#039;20:00-22:00 [[Frontend Web Development]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Learn HTML/CSS/JS. We&#039;ll cover the basics (starting at 19:30) and then go in-depth on different topics every week.&lt;br /&gt;
** 20:00 [[Mushroom_cultivation|Mushroom Mondays]] - The art and science of mushroom cultivation.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** 15:00 [[Linux System Administration Study Group]] wiki page with new shell script section (added 20120221). Come study Linux admining in the Turing classroom; from 15:00 to 16:30. We&#039;re focusing on bash shell scripting skills in early 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
** 16:30 [[Intro to SQL Databases]] Database programming and design using MySQL. Every Tuesday in Turing classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
** 18:00 [[C and assembler on Linux]] This is a study group working at a beginner&#039;s level with gcc and nash. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- On hiatus AFAIK, no power to kitchen ** 18:00 [[Tastebridge]] Last Tuesday of every month: Vegan Hacker: Vegan Cooking Class. More info http://www.veganhackerSF.com. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--On hiatus AFAIK, no power to kitchen ** 18:00 [[Vegan Hacker]] Monthly Food Hacking, last Tuesday of every month, 6pm. http://www.veganhackersf.com --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--On haitus? Pls update ** 19:00 [[Origami|Learn You A Origami!]] - Learn how make folded-paper models. Beginners welcome!--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- On hiatus as of 3/29/2011 ** 19:30 [[Probability]] study group --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- On hiatus --  pls update 3/29/11 ** 19.30 [[Show and Tell]] -- Show your latest and greatest projects and hacks (working or in-progress), just before the weekly meeting. We meet in the Electronics Lab/Main Space.  --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:30 [[Spacebridge]] - Noisebridge&#039;s space program&lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;&#039;20:00 [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision making.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- ** 21:00 *nix on Thinkpad Anonymous - Come, grab a drink, complain about how it just doesn&#039;t work --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
** 22:00 [[SF Grey Hat Meetup]] If you have to ask you probably shouldn&#039;t show up. next meeting 3/13 will cover metasploit, vote for next topic.* &#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- ** 18:00 Replicator Wednesday! Learn about 3D printing and its implications. &#039;&#039;&#039;Currently in a Workgroup/Demonstrative state&#039;&#039;&#039; (You can still learn, but you may not be able to print hands-on for a few more weeks). --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
** 18:00 [[LinuxDiscussion|Linux Discussion]] - Linux meetup in the Turing classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- ** 18:00 [[BioBridge]] Practical microbiology (&#039;&#039;on hiatus, please update&#039;&#039;) - we culture microbes for baking, brewing, fermentation and other yummy purposes. Come play and learn! --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[PyClass]] - Learn how to program using the Python programming language. New &amp;quot;series&amp;quot; starts December 5th!&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[SCoW]] - Sewing, Crafting, Or Whatever! Come make cool stuff with geeks.&lt;br /&gt;
** 20:00 [[BACE Timebank]] (2nd Wednesdays) - Help organize community mutual aid by trading in equal time credits.  To join go to [http://bace.org bace.org].&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night]]  - Take out the trash for Friday morning!&lt;br /&gt;
** 18:30 [[Social_Engineers|Social Engineers]] 6.30pm onwards (On Hiatus until 2012-03-22). Noisebridge&#039;s weekly attempt to hack its own social conundrums (including organizing, long-term planning, and consensus) using data, science, and heavy machinery. Email danny@spesh.com or join us on the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/socialengineering|mailing list].&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[Machine_Learning|Machine Learning]] 7:00pm, come in and learn about statistical learning techniques.&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[Noisedroid/Nights]] - An Android-Themed Co-working Night.&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[german_corner|German Corner]] Learn and practice speaking German.&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 Laser Lounging: Come learn how to use Noisebridge&#039;s 40 Watt Laser cutter/engraver to engrave photos &amp;amp; content on to different materials such as acrylics and woods. In addition learn how to cut through pieces of material to create cool stencils and other things.  &lt;br /&gt;
** 20:00 [[Frontend_Web_Development#Lab|Frontend Web Development Lab]] - Understand by doing! A recap of Monday&#039;s lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material.&lt;br /&gt;
** 20:00 [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/zine ZinesFromOuterSpace] - A weekly meetup for zinesters / printing hackers / DIY publishers, and brainstorming session for the next chapter of [[zine | ZiP]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Friday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**Friday We&#039;re In Love?&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Saturday&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
** 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon! Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to building community and working on the space or relevant projects. This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge. You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved. (2nd Saturday)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** 13:00 [[PerlStudy]] - Helping each other learn perl and all of it&#039;s goodness.&lt;br /&gt;
** 14:00 [http://baha.bitrot.info/ Bay Area Hacker&#039;s Association - security meeting] (2nd Sundays)&lt;br /&gt;
** 15:00 [[Go]] - Playing of the Go boardgame. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.&lt;br /&gt;
** 15:00-17:00 [[ Random Hacks oF CleAnLinesS ]] Randomly clean at Noisebridge! Be someone who takes pride in keeping Noisebridge clean or join others, by performing a random thing as: sweeping, mopping, cleaning tables, and or the bathrooms. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!--Happening? pls update ** 17:00 [[Rsync Users Group]] - A twelve step program for those who have poor *nix habits.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
** 19:00 [[Hack Politics]] -- 1st and 3rd Sundays of the month.  Hack the political systems.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Orphaned Events ===&lt;br /&gt;
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
** 18:00 to 19:30 or so, Intro to [[Assembly Language on Linux]] and introduction to C programming, Turing Classroom ; we&#039;re working on a C program that lets a user work with a todolist file: see it, delete an entry, add an entry, modify an entry; we&#039;re interleaving this work with learning the essentials of the X86 CPU registers and instructions and how to make int 0x80 linux kernel system calls.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===&lt;br /&gt;
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:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[German]] - Learn German, all levels. 7pm beginners, 8pm advanced. RSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructor. Events ran May-November 2009 on Mondays. Currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loud. With Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;:  [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on &amp;quot;no user-serviceable parts inside&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns.  Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts.  [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks.  [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Version control tutorial]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I&#039;m near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar). No expertise on tonal languages yet... so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.g. Cantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom. [also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Getting started with Arduino]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Distributed Databases]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Scrum Club]] - I though I&#039;d test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Math &amp;amp; Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I&#039;m down to lend a hand.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses.  Someone needs to lead this!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenEEG]] - Brain tech. Has historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] -  Gentle intro to programming using Processing&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[World Builders &amp;amp; Simgineers]] -  Work together to create a beautiful &amp;amp; open virtual world &amp;amp; platform.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;(TBD)&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[PlunderBridge]] -  Metal detecting, detector technology &amp;amp; treasure hunting expeditions.&lt;br /&gt;
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= Past Events =&lt;br /&gt;
===2012===&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday Feb. 14th, 18:00 to 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with &#039;&#039;&#039;My Noisy Valentine&#039;&#039;&#039; Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafe. For more info follow [[zine | this]] link.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2011===&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;September 11th 14:00 to 17:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker&#039;s Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;August 4, 7PM, Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADE. He will also speak about IP infringement cases.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;April 13th, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]] &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 7th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round table. This month&#039;s speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be &amp;quot;Anarchism &amp;amp; technology: An unbridgeable chasm&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 4th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Camp KDE Party. Come and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year&#039;s [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conference. There will be beer. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;April 3rd, 16:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoins. Then we&#039;ll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made. [http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 20th, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!&#039;&#039;&#039; Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community.  This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge.  You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic&#039;&#039;&#039; - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluation. Please bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluate. Bring your laptop as well.  Collaboration groupware possibly provided. (Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish). Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process. - Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;March 9th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===2010===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY&#039;&#039;&#039; Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Entrepreneurial bonding &amp;amp; matchmaking&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come to Elixir @ 16th &amp;amp; Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Noisebridge&#039;s first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date required. We will have a DJ and punch.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]&#039;&#039;&#039;, and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson&#039;&#039;&#039;. Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - &amp;quot;Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - What&#039;s in your bag?&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories &amp;amp; Types]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Our book this month is &amp;quot;A Theory of Fun for Game Design&amp;quot; by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!&lt;br /&gt;
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing&lt;br /&gt;
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL). &amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===2009===&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 18th, 19:30&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 19th, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Mesh meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 19th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 20th, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;November 20th, 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-05&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-05&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Mesh meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-11-02&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss  [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&amp;amp;m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&amp;amp;v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039; October 1st, 18:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039; October 1st, 19:00&#039;&#039;&#039; - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]&lt;br /&gt;
: &#039;&#039;&#039;2009-10-03&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Friday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts. 6-???&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Sunday&#039;&#039;&#039; : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Tuesday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek.  6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we&#039;re all experts.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Wednesday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographer. Weekly class (mostly held off site).&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;Thursday&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]. 7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May &amp;amp; June &amp;amp; ? (click through dammit)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-09-17&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-09-17&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-08-20&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-07-01&#039;&#039;&#039;: Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I&#039;m sure)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-30&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-30&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit&amp;quot; (Toorcamp talk preview)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-28&#039;&#039;&#039;: &amp;quot;Meditation for Hackers&amp;quot; (Toorcamp workshop preview)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-18&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-15&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Eagle Workshop]]  Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-06-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-05-21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-27&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers &amp;amp; flowers edition&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-11&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop  (this event moved from the original March date)&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-04-03&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and on. Making the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-26&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-19&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Five Minutes of Fame]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-03-12&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-14&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine&#039;s Day blinkyheart soldering party! &lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Time-t_Party|&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;time_t&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt; Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-09&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-02-05&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[PGP Key Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2009-01-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===2008===&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-27&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-20 &amp;amp; 21&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-12-17 20:00&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-24&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-21, 7pm&#039;&#039;&#039;:[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83C. Bring a short 5-7minute thing to read to others. Bring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you like. David will bring milk and cookies.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-17, 7:30pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn&#039;t maintained. Screechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hell. Basic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-16, 5:00pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap!  RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-11-16, 3:00pm&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits.  Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-31&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge&#039;s own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween gala. Post pictures if you got &#039;em!&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-25&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin&#039; - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mount. Additionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-10-07&#039;&#039;&#039;: (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit board. I&#039;ll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etching. This is step 1/3 for a project called &amp;quot;annoying USB thingie&amp;quot; which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy&#039;s computer.&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-09-13&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]&lt;br /&gt;
:&#039;&#039;&#039;2008-02-16&#039;&#039;&#039;: [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Drama&amp;diff=24448</id>
		<title>Drama</title>
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		<updated>2012-03-08T05:49:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: Add Shit Noisebridge Says&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Confrontation is good. People should air their grievances on a regular basis. But drama on public email lists should be discouraged for a number of reasons:&lt;br /&gt;
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* It is used to avoid confronting people directly.&lt;br /&gt;
* Real time communication would be much less prone to misunderstanding and more expedient.&lt;br /&gt;
* Any given issue only concerns a small fraction of the list subscribers.&lt;br /&gt;
* Emails of interest are lost in the noise.&lt;br /&gt;
* List drama does not present our best face to the public.&lt;br /&gt;
* Most issues will need to be discussed at a meeting anyway.  &lt;br /&gt;
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=The [drama] Tag=&lt;br /&gt;
The [drama] tag can be added to the subject line of an email to mark threads which have become dramatic. Anyone can add the tag by replying and adding [drama] to the end of the original subject. The body of that email should explain that the tag has been added but should not comment on the content of the thread. Future posters are asked to keep the tag when they reply to the thread, and failing to do so may be seen as inconsiderate.  &lt;br /&gt;
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==Reasons to use [drama]==&lt;br /&gt;
* It allows people to create message filters based on the tag (I turn them purple)&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s optional and decentralized&lt;br /&gt;
* It doesn&#039;t censor a thread, just tags it. &lt;br /&gt;
* It is a gentle reminder to people that they are being dramatic on the internet&lt;br /&gt;
* It&#039;s a meme, and memes should be spread&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How to recognize a dramatic email thread==&lt;br /&gt;
* Someone is unhappy about something other people have done&lt;br /&gt;
* Claims are made that others agree with the author, sometimes listing those people (building alliances) &lt;br /&gt;
* The issue that sparked the dramatic email does not initially concern most of recipients, or even most the people who reply.&lt;br /&gt;
* Emails are much longer than needed, make a case instead of stating facts. &lt;br /&gt;
* Stilted use of language&lt;br /&gt;
* Some poor fool has intentionally invoked Godwin&#039;s law.&lt;br /&gt;
* Someone is explaining to someone else how the world really works. &lt;br /&gt;
* An apology is demanded. &lt;br /&gt;
* Someone is saying they don&#039;t see what all the fuss is about, or debates the use of the [drama] tag (if it floats it&#039;s a witch)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=A history of Noisebridge-discuss epic threads=&lt;br /&gt;
There is a [http://noisedrama.tumblr.com/ blog] dedicated to Noisebridge drama.   But it&#039;s moribund.&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://shitnoisebridgesays.tumblr.com Shit Noisebridge Says] is up though.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The one about children at Noisebridge (77)==&lt;br /&gt;
May 2009&lt;br /&gt;
After an unexpected group of children showed up at Noisebridge one day, an extensive discussion regarding children in the space ensues.  Whether or not hackers knew how to act in the presence of children was debated.  To this day no other unexpected groups of children have arrived at Noisebridge.  This thread sparked such great conversations as &amp;quot;Noisebridge Day Care Center&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;adult themed posters in a do-ocracy&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The one about mercury on the table (50)==&lt;br /&gt;
June 2009&lt;br /&gt;
Some droplets of mercury were discovered on the tale at the 83C Wiese space.  Extensive discussion over where the mercury came from and the proper protocol for clean up ensued.  Noone is sure why we don&#039;t have a full haz-mat suit on site yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The one about putting stuff in the &#039;DJ Booth/server room&#039; (64)==&lt;br /&gt;
Somebody wanted to put some of their stuff in the DJ booth. Some other people complained. Yet other people called those people over controlling. The door to the room was covered over with drywall, and now you need a ladder to climb in through the window. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==That one about someone accidentally offending a trans person==&lt;br /&gt;
At some point someone wrote &amp;quot;Cool story, bro&amp;quot; without realizing they were addressing a trans woman. It did not go over well. Someone who was trans complained that they felt disrespected. Another person claimed it was unintentional. Everyone said they like trans people just fine, and some people said it was a dumb thing to be arguing about.&lt;br /&gt;
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==That one about moving the couch on top of the dark room (20)==&lt;br /&gt;
November 2009&lt;br /&gt;
Somebody put a sofa on top of the dark room as it was still under construction. Someone else took it down. Someone put it back up again, affixing it with screws. Someone wrote an email complaining. The sofa is no longer on top of the dark room (at this writing)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==That one about getting wifi from monkeybrains (31+)==&lt;br /&gt;
November 2009&lt;br /&gt;
Someone paid [http://www.monkeybrains.net/ monkeybrains] to install a fast wireless internet connection. Someone else thought that it might hurt the effort to install a fiber connection. Lots of people had opinions about how the world works.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==That one about [REDACTED] sleeping in the space (?)==&lt;br /&gt;
November 2010&lt;br /&gt;
(no drama for a year?  really?)  Someone was probably sleeping in the space.  Many very philosophical messages about the meaning of &#039;sleeping&#039; and &#039;in the space&#039;.  [REDACTED] eventually moved to Japan.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Patrick discovers Noisebridge!==&lt;br /&gt;
December 2010&lt;br /&gt;
We get a new regular, Patrick. When Patrick sees something in the space the he thinks is inefficient or just plain wrong, he mails the mailing list with a precise description of his demands. Many meta discussions about the rules of making rules in a space with no rules result.&lt;br /&gt;
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==That one about sleeping in the space(AGAIN)(DEVELOPING)==&lt;br /&gt;
December 2010&lt;br /&gt;
A couple of people were sleeping in the space on a rainy afternoon.  Pictures of the sleepers were taken, posted to the wiki and emailed to the mailing list.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==That one about Patrick sexually harassing women and subsequently being do-ocratically banned ==&lt;br /&gt;
February 2011&lt;br /&gt;
The aforementioned Patrick picks out from the list and privately sexually harasses female noisebridgers, sees nothing wrong with it when called out, refuses to stop when asked nicely, and is summarily dealt with by do-ocracy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The one about the monk==&lt;br /&gt;
July 2011&lt;br /&gt;
In which the shrine gets caught in [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2011-July/024213.html an infinite loop]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Noisebridge</title>
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		<updated>2012-03-08T05:14:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: _15th_, not 16th&lt;/p&gt;
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|style=&amp;quot;padding:0px 6px 3px 6px;border-left:1px solid #990000;border-bottom:1px solid #990000;border-right:1px solid #990000;&amp;quot;|&amp;lt;!-- START FIRST COLUMN --&amp;gt;We&#039;re located at:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Getting Here|2169 Mission St]], San Francisco&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&amp;amp;mlon=-122.419372&amp;amp;zoom=16 OpenStreetMap] - [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 Google Maps]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;2 blocks South of [[Getting_Here#Getting_Here_by_BART | 16th &amp;amp; Mission BART]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;[[Getting_In | How to get into the space]]&amp;lt;/li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;[[Visitor advice]]&amp;lt;/li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ul&amp;gt;||width=&amp;quot;16px&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background:#ffffff;&amp;quot;| ||style=&amp;quot;padding:0px 6px 3px 6px;border-left:1px solid #990000;border-bottom:1px solid #990000;border-right:1px solid #990000;&amp;quot;|&amp;lt;!-- START SECOND COLUMN --&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;[[Resources|What we offer]]&amp;lt;/li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;[[:Category:Events|Events and classes]]&amp;lt;/li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;[[Hosting an Event|Host an event]]&amp;lt;/li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;[[Noisebridge Vision | Learn about our vision]]&amp;lt;/li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;[[Mailinglist|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Join one of our mailing lists&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;[[#Get_in_Touch|Contact us]]&amp;lt;/li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ul&amp;gt;||width=&amp;quot;16px&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background:#ffffff;&amp;quot;| ||style=&amp;quot;padding:0px 6px 3px 6px;border-left:1px solid #990000;border-bottom:1px solid #990000;border-right:1px solid #990000;&amp;quot;|&amp;lt;!-- START THIRD COLUMN --&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ul&amp;gt;&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;[[Noisebridge Membership|Become a member]]! [[Membership/FAQ|FAQ]]!&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Pay monthly sub: [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&amp;amp;item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Dues%20%28Starving%20Hacker%29&amp;amp;cy_code=USD&amp;amp;a3=40&amp;amp;p3=1&amp;amp;t3=M&amp;amp;src=1 $40/mo] [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&amp;amp;item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Dues%20%28Standard%29&amp;amp;cy_code=USD&amp;amp;a3=80&amp;amp;p3=1&amp;amp;t3=M&amp;amp;src=1 $80/mo] [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&amp;amp;item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Dues%20%28Doing%20well%29&amp;amp;cy_code=USD&amp;amp;a3=160&amp;amp;p3=1&amp;amp;t3=M&amp;amp;src=1 $160/mo]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;[[Donate or Pay Dues|Make a monthly donation]]!&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&amp;amp;item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Donation%20%28Affiliate%20Member%29&amp;amp;cy_code=USD&amp;amp;a3=10&amp;amp;p3=1&amp;amp;t3=M&amp;amp;src=1 $10/mo] [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&amp;amp;item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Donation%20%28Affiliate%20Member%29&amp;amp;cy_code=USD&amp;amp;a3=20&amp;amp;p3=1&amp;amp;t3=M&amp;amp;src=1 $20/mo][https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&amp;amp;item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Donation%20%28Affiliate%20Hacker%29&amp;amp;cy_code=USD&amp;amp;a3=40&amp;amp;p3=1&amp;amp;t3=M&amp;amp;src=1 $40/mo][https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&amp;amp;item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Donation%20%28Affiliate%29&amp;amp;cy_code=USD&amp;amp;a3=80&amp;amp;p3=1&amp;amp;t3=M&amp;amp;src=1 $80/mo]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;li&amp;gt;[[Donate or Pay Dues|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Other ways to donate!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&amp;lt;/li&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ul&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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|width=&amp;quot;100%&amp;quot;|&amp;lt;!-- START FIRST COLUMN --&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;strong&amp;gt;Create With Us!&amp;lt;/strong&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;Our [[2169_Mission|5,200 square-foot space (483m&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;2&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;)]] contains an [[Electronics_Lab|electronics lab]], [[Shop|machine shop]], [[Sewing|sewing/crafting supplies]], [[Classrooms|two classrooms]], [[Conference_Area|conference area]], [[library|library]], [[Darkroom|darkroom]], and [[Kitchen|kitchen]]. [[Diversity|Everyone]] is welcome to use [[Resources|our many resources]].  Find others to create with.  Find help with your projects.  Help others with their projects.  Learn, teach, share.  Come to Noisebridge and create!&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt; &amp;lt;p&amp;gt;Noisebridge&#039;s [[Hours|hours]] are 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.  New visitors are welcome any time (all ages, all skill levels), but it&#039;s best to visit in the evenings or during an event to make sure we have a volunteer to show you around and make introductions.&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:2169mission.jpg|thumb|right|Front door to our space at 2169 Mission]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Arduinos For Total Newbies workshop.jpg|thumb|right|Arduino for Total Newbies Workshop at Noisebridge]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Noisebridge tools.jpg|thumb|right|A space to learn and create neat things]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Noisebridge_Soldering_Workshop.jpg|thumb|right|Soldering Workshop at Noisebridge]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Noisebridge air.jpg|thumb|right|Members at Noisebridge]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Skittlevodka.jpg|thumb|right|Hacking, it&#039;s more than just electronics]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Starfive - q&#039;s noisebridge project.jpg|thumb|right|Craft hacking]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ZiP02.fc.jpg|thumb|right|Cover of the current issue of ZiP, a Noisebridge &#039;&#039;Zine in Progress&#039;&#039;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Events and Classes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;[[:Category:Events|Full Event Listing]]&#039;&#039;&#039; | &#039;&#039;&#039;[http://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=vo3i3c0qtjnkjr2ojasd0ftt8s%40group.calendar.google.com&amp;amp;ctz=America/Los_Angeles Unofficial Google Calendar]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Represent_Yourself|Represent Yourself!]] An Unconference for Horizontalist Organizers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Happening at Noisebridge March 15-18.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;You&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;don&#039;t&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;need to be a member to take or give a class or workshop at Noisebridge.  &#039;&#039;&#039;All are welcome!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; Please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for more details.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
***Note*** the Upcoming Events Calendar is not written here. Instead, it is written on Category:Events and transcluded here. This consolidates the 2 pages. :-)&lt;br /&gt;
Write your event on https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Events`&lt;br /&gt;
--&amp;gt;{{:Category:Events}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:red&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;You&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;don&#039;t&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;need to be a member to take or give a &lt;br /&gt;
class or workshop at Noisebridge.  &#039;&#039;&#039;All are welcome!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Want to host your event at Noisebridge?&#039;&#039;&#039; We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we&#039;re the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, here are some [[Hosting an Event]] tips.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Info ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Intro Poster]]: How we explain ourselves to new visitors.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Resources]]: Stuff in the space -- computer network &amp;amp; servers, project areas, tools, bulk orders from Digikey/McMaster/Mouser.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Safety|Safety in the Space]]: What to do in case of an emergency.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Press Coverage]]: mentions of Noisebridge in the media (both blog and dead tree).&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Identity]]: A collection of resources revolving around our identity and logo.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Hackerspace Infos]]: Howtos, Background, and friendly Hackerspaces elsewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Get in Touch ==&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Press: Please see our [[Press Kit]] - Includes press contacts, pictures, background info, etc.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Contacts]] - General contact details for the space&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mailinglist]] - Best way to keep informed of upcoming events&lt;br /&gt;
* [[People]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=100998755576 Facebook group]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.facebook.com/#!/noisebridge Facebook page]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Twitter]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Zine]] - &#039;&#039;ZiP: Zine in Progress,&#039;&#039; a quarterly publication inspired by Noisebridge, NEW as of January, 2012. Subscribe to the ZiP/zine mailing list and discussion group [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/zine here]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[IRC|IRC channel]] - irc://chat.freenode.net/#noisebridge &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Payphone|Call the red payphone]] - This option is temporarily unavailable&lt;br /&gt;
* [[MemoryHole|Legal Requests (information removal, etc)]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Here is our &#039;&#039;&#039;mailing address&#039;&#039;&#039; (different from our physical address):&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&#039;&#039;&#039;Noisebridge&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&#039;&#039;&#039;2261 Market Street #235-A&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&#039;&#039;&#039;San Francisco, CA 94114&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Passport-badge2.png‎|right|link=Passport|Hackerspace Passports accepted here]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Or just [[Getting Here|drop by the space]].  We&#039;re open almost all the time (24/7), and everyone is welcome -- &#039;&#039;all ages, all skill levels&#039;&#039;:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[Getting Here|&#039;&#039;&#039;2169 Mission St, 3rd floor&#039;&#039;&#039;]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;&#039;&#039;&#039;San Francisco, CA 94103&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Here is a &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Map|digital blueprint]]&#039;&#039;&#039; of the Noisebridge space as of the end of December, 2011.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Status ==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Noisebridge is up!&#039;&#039;&#039; We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we&#039;ve had regular Tuesday meetings, and rented our first physical space as of October 1st 2008.  We quickly outgrew our first space and have been at our much larger 5,200 square-foot second location since October 1st 2009.  We are a [[Incorporation|tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization]] as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Meeting Notes 2012 03 06</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* Introduction */&lt;/p&gt;
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[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 207th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
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Note-taker: [[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Moderator: [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Introduction ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Noisebridge is a 501c3 nonprofit that provides a space for creation, collaboration, and learning about technology and creative projects. Noisebridge provides space, power tools, and infrastructure to help the public learn new skills and create cool things. Noisebridge continues to exist through and depends entirely on membership fees and donations. Our code of conduct is &#039;Be excellent to each other&#039;.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on consensus process]]: We agree and so should you! Only paid-up members can block consensus.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom explains moderation process including finger waggling and one sentence responses&lt;br /&gt;
* A mechanical sunflow is demonstrated, much ooo-ing ensues.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Names == &lt;br /&gt;
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* Tom (works for Mozilla)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kelly (works for teh brains, treasures)&lt;br /&gt;
* Brian (met RMS!!!)&lt;br /&gt;
* Matt (works on science)&lt;br /&gt;
* Darlene New here&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob writer&lt;br /&gt;
* Skye &lt;br /&gt;
* PrimerLab guy&lt;br /&gt;
* Richard&lt;br /&gt;
* Mike Kan&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos &lt;br /&gt;
* Kaya&lt;br /&gt;
* Andrew&lt;br /&gt;
* Brannon&lt;br /&gt;
* Esbin&lt;br /&gt;
* Miloh ( cool flower)&lt;br /&gt;
* Erica &lt;br /&gt;
* Emily?&lt;br /&gt;
* Carl working on iphone app&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc&lt;br /&gt;
* Lief&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena&lt;br /&gt;
* Will (5mof, apparently career councilling / consoling)&lt;br /&gt;
* [More people who names I did not get]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena: working on documentary called Participate -- please talk about Noisebridge and what it means to you -- everyone is welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
* Stanford online classes just started - Numerical Algorithms, Cryptography, they are ****ing awesome and you should hop on noisebridge-discuss&lt;br /&gt;
* MIT online courses also started.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Special note: RMS is in the space selling stickers and chatting.&lt;br /&gt;
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== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame]] is coming up week after next.  Speakers wanted. &lt;br /&gt;
* No contact info with the Free University -- the PKD event, do we know who they are?  Email?&lt;br /&gt;
* Useless dead tree publication (aka Zine) is still ongoing.&lt;br /&gt;
* DR WHEN GAME: SuperQ was sponsor, people showed up for the game but no happen. Looking for a new sponsor: email discuss for more details.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some discussion about taking Hackmeet, Replication stuff and Tastebridge off upcoming events.&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Harold Gaskill &lt;br /&gt;
** No sponsors&lt;br /&gt;
** Plays with concrete, likes electronics and UAVs, makes &amp;quot;stuff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos Sos&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin, Miloh, Jim&lt;br /&gt;
** I love space, community work, promoting it (Linux user group)&lt;br /&gt;
* Casey Sey&lt;br /&gt;
** Lief, MCT&lt;br /&gt;
** Because the planet remains unhacked&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel Jabor&lt;br /&gt;
** Alex, Mitch&lt;br /&gt;
** Life long hacker founded by Gates foundations, helps kids learn to hack&lt;br /&gt;
** Organized PyschedelicSF.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No one eligible.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank: 19723.21&lt;br /&gt;
Recently paid rent, had interim cash flow issues, now is better.&lt;br /&gt;
* We have a bill from Sprint for ~$500.  Miloh thinks he knows who may be responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
** $3432.37 paid&lt;br /&gt;
** $16290.84 total&lt;br /&gt;
** colo service paid through March 7th.&lt;br /&gt;
** funds for 4 months of service.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Kitchen stuff&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben turned off a bunch of kitchen stuff to see how much power they consume.&lt;br /&gt;
** Breaking news, PGE is lame.&lt;br /&gt;
** Powergraph for last three months.&lt;br /&gt;
** Bursts of power through the night, dead period between 2 and 6.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Baseline power on Saturday 2kw/H for two hours between 7 am to 9 am.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Kitchen clearly shows over baseline.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben and Kelly will do Science to it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Old ass proposal on the list that was not cleaned up:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100). SuperQ will write to the noisebridge-discuss list and the treasurer and the treasurer will take care of it. C0NSENSED.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08&lt;br /&gt;
** NOTE: Mitch added this originally as 2012-02-04 but it was actually added in the middle of last week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Katherine brings up issue with Jesse&#039;s interaction with people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Morning day shift person.  Regretfully brings [[drama]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Problem with Occupy.  Recent surge with people wanting remove all non-hackers from the space.  &lt;br /&gt;
** Guy named Jesse (not a member) big guy, black hair.  Removing non-hackers, but that&#039;s fine.  HOW he is doing it is a problem.&lt;br /&gt;
** Caused woman to leave the space upset and in tears.  Consistently treating people very badly.&lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine talked to him, his response was &amp;quot;I&#039;m an asshole, deal with it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom explains system for discussion.  Proposes time limit of 15 minutes.  10 minutes?  Will stop at 9:15.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ron: has met this woman, is autistic and has issues.  Need to be sensitive and deal appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin: many things could cause the reaction in autistic people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Jesse approached K, was clearly informed of autism.  Refused to acknowledge gender, &amp;quot;wildly insane and retarded&amp;quot; in interaction.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: She started crying before any of that happened, when Jesse asked Niall to leave the space respectively.  Was sitting NEXT to Niall.  He was helping the Niall thing, that&#039;s when it happened.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Niall is one of the first people she started interacted with.  Was afraid, based on previous interaction.  &amp;quot;Just wanted to be Jesse&#039;s friend.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse arrives.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: interaction with Niall at the gate, not wanting to let him in.  N wanted to get his stuff, &amp;quot;Is N in trouble?&amp;quot; J: &amp;quot;Not in trouble, he needs to hang out somewhere else.&amp;quot;  J: &amp;quot;Be a good thing to come to one of these meetings.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** J: The &amp;quot;retarded&amp;quot; conversation happened the previous day.&lt;br /&gt;
** J: Katherine did not want Jesse to talk to person.  J not sure about gender talking to K.&lt;br /&gt;
** K: that was one conversation.  Discussion of following conversations were more personal.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: to K, it sounds like you don&#039;t want specific action to Noisebridge.  Are you comfortable moving to mediation going forwards?&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: is there anyone happy to proxy?  &lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: We can proxy if mediation is unsuccessful, Kelly is happy to mediate.&lt;br /&gt;
** Karl: noted conversation of &amp;quot;insanity&amp;quot; after woman left, could have been done calmer and more appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: NB has to be a safe space for all people, transgender or not.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom(with cap, not moderating): Call for sensitivity.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: No problem with transgender.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: agree with miloh and points out that NB is sandbox where we encounter people who are different from us.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: totally agrees with Miloh on safety.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: problem is that there&#039;s a mentally ill person at the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: reminded of someone who was mentally ill recently at the space (K: was intense).  Have Mediator dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: add something to community standard page about this.  We are already beyond time.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: she has been several times, caught sleeping here once, not contributing to the space. &lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine: this is past tense, she is never coming back, is afraid.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: not the first time we have had issues with how to handle living space discussions.  She is getting lots of back channel emails rather, and the culture of excellence is weakest in the dark hours.  It&#039;s a very small population that come in and check in.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: often requires a lot of personal strength to ask someone to leave the space.  It&#039;s a tricky job.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc brings [[drama]] with Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: I was assaulted twice yesterday, no longer feel safe in the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: can this be dealt with by mediation?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I have dealt with this by email, okay to read email from the discuss-list?&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: Justin was banging dishes and was asked to leave the space.  Nick, Eric, Zach all agreed that Justin was out of countrol and should leave the space.  Eric and Nick asked him to leave, Pearl overheard the yelling in kitchen, another one was recording the entire incident.  The whole thing was recorded on video.  Rayc didn&#039;t ask him to leave directly.  He was spit on by Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: did you spit on him?  Were you drunk in the space?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I feel that if an individual makes a mistake, even if it is technically a criminal activity, he should have the right to continue coming to the space.  I did some things that were irresponsible.  I did not feel guilty or ashamed or repressed about any of it, but I will only feel bad if I repeat that offense, and I would only do that again if I felt those feeling again.  I personally felt like I was being mistreated.  The only reason I got up and left was because Pearl came up and nicely told me I was causing drama.  I think that that&#039;s more than fair when dealing with people from the occupy movement -- I can go up and yell at people and they&#039;re not going to be co-operative about it.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: This is not an issue that can be resolved at this meeting.  I am asking that you do not return until meditation is complete.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: that&#039;s a fair proposal, but I don&#039;t want to force mediation unless both parties agree with it. And if rayc doesn&#039;t want to engage in it, then I don&#039;t want to talk &lt;br /&gt;
** (Much crosstalk)&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: It may take some time before this can be meditated.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: it took 4 people to get him to leave the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: I am volunteering to mediate between you two.  For the next week, Justin does not return until mediation has concluded.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: No.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: would you feel safe if justin did not return until after mediation process &lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: possibility of mediation is out there, but Justin does not return until meditation is completed.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: has a better idea - he just leaves Rayc alone and he hasn&#039;t burned all his social bridges.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: You should not be in the space until Rayc feels safe.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: wants to leave for five minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: Rayc and Justin -- take a break from Noisebridge, both of you, you&#039;ve been in fights&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: is not happy with this idea.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: Miloh is asking if you would LIKE to leave, Justin is being TOLD to leave. &lt;br /&gt;
** Justin says he feels it&#039;s wrong that he made two mistakes and is being told to leave as a result, as he feels everyone makes mistakes sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: says assaulted twice, sounds like a good reason.&lt;br /&gt;
** BritishGuy: Justin has described himself as alcohol, no treatment, a good place to start might be treatment.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: wrap up, please don&#039;t leave until speaking to both people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Closing note: RMS is in the back ACTUALLY HACKING.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== End of Meeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Yay?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Meeting Notes 2012 03 06</title>
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[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 207th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note-taker: [[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Moderator: [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Introduction ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Noisebridge is a 501c3 nonprofit that provides a space for creation, collaboration, and learning about technology and creative projects. Noisebridge provides space, power tools, and infrastructure to help the public learn new skills and create cool things. Noisebridge continues to exist through and depends entirely on membership fees and donations. Our code of conduct is &#039;Be excellent to each other&#039;.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on consensus process]]: We agree and so should you! Only paid-up members can block consensus.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom explains moderation process including finger waggling and one sentence responses&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Names == &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom (works for Mozilla)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kelly (works for teh brains, treasures)&lt;br /&gt;
* Brian (met RMS!!!)&lt;br /&gt;
* Matt (works on science)&lt;br /&gt;
* Darlene New here&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob writer&lt;br /&gt;
* Skye &lt;br /&gt;
* PrimerLab guy&lt;br /&gt;
* Richard&lt;br /&gt;
* Mike Kan&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos &lt;br /&gt;
* Kaya&lt;br /&gt;
* Andrew&lt;br /&gt;
* Brannon&lt;br /&gt;
* Esbin&lt;br /&gt;
* Miloh ( cool flower)&lt;br /&gt;
* Erica &lt;br /&gt;
* Emily?&lt;br /&gt;
* Carl working on iphone app&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc&lt;br /&gt;
* Lief&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena&lt;br /&gt;
* Will (5mof, apparently career councilling / consoling)&lt;br /&gt;
* [More people who names I did not get]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena: working on documentary called Participate -- please talk about Noisebridge and what it means to you -- everyone is welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
* Stanford online classes just started - Numerical Algorithms, Cryptography, they are ****ing awesome and you should hop on noisebridge-discuss&lt;br /&gt;
* MIT online courses also started.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Special note: RMS is in the space selling stickers and chatting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Five Minutes of Fame]] is coming up week after next.  Speakers wanted. &lt;br /&gt;
* No contact info with the Free University -- the PKD event, do we know who they are?  Email?&lt;br /&gt;
* Useless dead tree publication (aka Zine) is still ongoing.&lt;br /&gt;
* DR WHEN GAME: SuperQ was sponsor, people showed up for the game but no happen. Looking for a new sponsor: email discuss for more details.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some discussion about taking Hackmeet, Replication stuff and Tastebridge off upcoming events.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Harold Gaskill &lt;br /&gt;
** No sponsors&lt;br /&gt;
** Plays with concrete, likes electronics and UAVs, makes &amp;quot;stuff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos Sos&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin, Miloh, Jim&lt;br /&gt;
** I love space, community work, promoting it (Linux user group)&lt;br /&gt;
* Casey Sey&lt;br /&gt;
** Lief, MCT&lt;br /&gt;
** Because the planet remains unhacked&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel Jabor&lt;br /&gt;
** Alex, Mitch&lt;br /&gt;
** Life long hacker founded by Gates foundations, helps kids learn to hack&lt;br /&gt;
** Organized PyschedelicSF.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No one eligible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank: 19723.21&lt;br /&gt;
Recently paid rent, had interim cash flow issues, now is better.&lt;br /&gt;
* We have a bill from Sprint for ~$500.  Miloh thinks he knows who may be responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
** $3432.37 paid&lt;br /&gt;
** $16290.84 total&lt;br /&gt;
** colo service paid through March 7th.&lt;br /&gt;
** funds for 4 months of service.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Kitchen stuff&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben turned off a bunch of kitchen stuff to see how much power they consume.&lt;br /&gt;
** Breaking news, PGE is lame.&lt;br /&gt;
** Powergraph for last three months.&lt;br /&gt;
** Bursts of power through the night, dead period between 2 and 6.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Baseline power on Saturday 2kw/H for two hours between 7 am to 9 am.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Kitchen clearly shows over baseline.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben and Kelly will do Science to it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Old ass proposal on the list that was not cleaned up:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100). SuperQ will write to the noisebridge-discuss list and the treasurer and the treasurer will take care of it. C0NSENSED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08&lt;br /&gt;
** NOTE: Mitch added this originally as 2012-02-04 but it was actually added in the middle of last week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Katherine brings up issue with Jesse&#039;s interaction with people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Morning day shift person.  Regretfully brings [[drama]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Problem with Occupy.  Recent surge with people wanting remove all non-hackers from the space.  &lt;br /&gt;
** Guy named Jesse (not a member) big guy, black hair.  Removing non-hackers, but that&#039;s fine.  HOW he is doing it is a problem.&lt;br /&gt;
** Caused woman to leave the space upset and in tears.  Consistently treating people very badly.&lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine talked to him, his response was &amp;quot;I&#039;m an asshole, deal with it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom explains system for discussion.  Proposes time limit of 15 minutes.  10 minutes?  Will stop at 9:15.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ron: has met this woman, is autistic and has issues.  Need to be sensitive and deal appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin: many things could cause the reaction in autistic people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Jesse approached K, was clearly informed of autism.  Refused to acknowledge gender, &amp;quot;wildly insane and retarded&amp;quot; in interaction.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: She started crying before any of that happened, when Jesse asked Niall to leave the space respectively.  Was sitting NEXT to Niall.  He was helping the Niall thing, that&#039;s when it happened.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Niall is one of the first people she started interacted with.  Was afraid, based on previous interaction.  &amp;quot;Just wanted to be Jesse&#039;s friend.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse arrives.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: interaction with Niall at the gate, not wanting to let him in.  N wanted to get his stuff, &amp;quot;Is N in trouble?&amp;quot; J: &amp;quot;Not in trouble, he needs to hang out somewhere else.&amp;quot;  J: &amp;quot;Be a good thing to come to one of these meetings.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** J: The &amp;quot;retarded&amp;quot; conversation happened the previous day.&lt;br /&gt;
** J: Katherine did not want Jesse to talk to person.  J not sure about gender talking to K.&lt;br /&gt;
** K: that was one conversation.  Discussion of following conversations were more personal.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: to K, it sounds like you don&#039;t want specific action to Noisebridge.  Are you comfortable moving to mediation going forwards?&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: is there anyone happy to proxy?  &lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: We can proxy if mediation is unsuccessful, Kelly is happy to mediate.&lt;br /&gt;
** Karl: noted conversation of &amp;quot;insanity&amp;quot; after woman left, could have been done calmer and more appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: NB has to be a safe space for all people, transgender or not.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom(with cap, not moderating): Call for sensitivity.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: No problem with transgender.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: agree with miloh and points out that NB is sandbox where we encounter people who are different from us.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: totally agrees with Miloh on safety.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: problem is that there&#039;s a mentally ill person at the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: reminded of someone who was mentally ill recently at the space (K: was intense).  Have Mediator dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: add something to community standard page about this.  We are already beyond time.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: she has been several times, caught sleeping here once, not contributing to the space. &lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine: this is past tense, she is never coming back, is afraid.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: not the first time we have had issues with how to handle living space discussions.  She is getting lots of back channel emails rather, and the culture of excellence is weakest in the dark hours.  It&#039;s a very small population that come in and check in.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: often requires a lot of personal strength to ask someone to leave the space.  It&#039;s a tricky job.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc brings [[drama]] with Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: I was assaulted twice yesterday, no longer feel safe in the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: can this be dealt with by mediation?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I have dealt with this by email, okay to read email from the discuss-list?&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: Justin was banging dishes and was asked to leave the space.  Nick, Eric, Zach all agreed that Justin was out of countrol and should leave the space.  Eric and Nick asked him to leave, Pearl overheard the yelling in kitchen, another one was recording the entire incident.  The whole thing was recorded on video.  Rayc didn&#039;t ask him to leave directly.  He was spit on by Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: did you spit on him?  Were you drunk in the space?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I feel that if an individual makes a mistake, even if it is technically a criminal activity, he should have the right to continue coming to the space.  I did some things that were irresponsible.  I did not feel guilty or ashamed or repressed about any of it, but I will only feel bad if I repeat that offense, and I would only do that again if I felt those feeling again.  I personally felt like I was being mistreated.  The only reason I got up and left was because Pearl came up and nicely told me I was causing drama.  I think that that&#039;s more than fair when dealing with people from the occupy movement -- I can go up and yell at people and they&#039;re not going to be co-operative about it.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: This is not an issue that can be resolved at this meeting.  I am asking that you do not return until meditation is complete.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: that&#039;s a fair proposal, but I don&#039;t want to force mediation unless both parties agree with it. And if rayc doesn&#039;t want to engage in it, then I don&#039;t want to talk &lt;br /&gt;
** (Much crosstalk)&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: It may take some time before this can be meditated.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: it took 4 people to get him to leave the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: I am volunteering to mediate between you two.  For the next week, Justin does not return until mediation has concluded.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: No.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: would you feel safe if justin did not return until after mediation process &lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: possibility of mediation is out there, but Justin does not return until meditation is completed.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: has a better idea - he just leaves Rayc alone and he hasn&#039;t burned all his social bridges.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: You should not be in the space until Rayc feels safe.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: wants to leave for five minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: Rayc and Justin -- take a break from Noisebridge, both of you, you&#039;ve been in fights&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: is not happy with this idea.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: Miloh is asking if you would LIKE to leave, Justin is being TOLD to leave. &lt;br /&gt;
** Justin says he feels it&#039;s wrong that he made two mistakes and is being told to leave as a result, as he feels everyone makes mistakes sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: says assaulted twice, sounds like a good reason.&lt;br /&gt;
** BritishGuy: Justin has described himself as alcohol, no treatment, a good place to start might be treatment.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: wrap up, please don&#039;t leave until speaking to both people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Closing note: RMS is in the back ACTUALLY HACKING.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== End of Meeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Yay?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Meeting Notes 2012 03 06</title>
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		<updated>2012-03-08T05:10:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: &lt;/p&gt;
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[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 207th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note-taker: [[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Moderator: [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Introduction ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Noisebridge is a 501c3 nonprofit that provides a space for creation, collaboration, and learning about technology and creative projects. Noisebridge provides space, power tools, and infrastructure to help the public learn new skills and create cool things. Noisebridge continues to exist through and depends entirely on membership fees and donations. Our code of conduct is &#039;Be excellent to each other&#039;.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on consensus process]]: We agree and so should you! Only paid-up members can block consensus.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom explains moderation process including finger waggling and one sentence responses&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Names == &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom (works for Mozilla)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kelly (works for teh brains, treasures)&lt;br /&gt;
* Brian (met RMS!!!)&lt;br /&gt;
* Matt (works on science)&lt;br /&gt;
* Darlene New here&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob writer&lt;br /&gt;
* Skye &lt;br /&gt;
* PrimerLab guy&lt;br /&gt;
* Richard&lt;br /&gt;
* Mike Kan&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos &lt;br /&gt;
* Kaya&lt;br /&gt;
* Andrew&lt;br /&gt;
* Brannon&lt;br /&gt;
* Esbin&lt;br /&gt;
* Miloh ( cool flower)&lt;br /&gt;
* Erica &lt;br /&gt;
* Emily?&lt;br /&gt;
* Carl working on iphone app&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc&lt;br /&gt;
* Lief&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena&lt;br /&gt;
* Will (5mof, apparently career councilling / consoling)&lt;br /&gt;
* [More people who names I did not get]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena: working on documentary called Participate -- please talk about Noisebridge and what it means to you -- everyone is welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
* Stanford online classes just started - Numerical Algorithms, Cryptography, they are ****ing awesome and you should hop on noisebridge-discuss&lt;br /&gt;
* MIT online courses also started.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Special note: RMS is in the space selling stickers and chatting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Five Minutes of Fame is coming up week after next.  Speakers wanted. &lt;br /&gt;
* No contact info with the Free University -- the PKD event, do we know who they are?  Email?&lt;br /&gt;
* Useless dead tree publication (aka Zine) is still ongoing.&lt;br /&gt;
* DR WHEN GAME: SuperQ was sponsor, people showed up for the game but no happen. Looking for a new sponsor: email discuss for more details.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some discussion about taking Hackmeet, Replication stuff and Tastebridge off upcoming events.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Harold Gaskill &lt;br /&gt;
** No sponsors&lt;br /&gt;
** Plays with concrete, likes electronics and UAVs, makes &amp;quot;stuff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos Sos&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin, Miloh, Jim&lt;br /&gt;
** I love space, community work, promoting it (Linux user group)&lt;br /&gt;
* Casey Sey&lt;br /&gt;
** Lief, MCT&lt;br /&gt;
** Because the planet remains unhacked&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel Jabor&lt;br /&gt;
** Alex, Mitch&lt;br /&gt;
** Life long hacker founded by Gates foundations, helps kids learn to hack&lt;br /&gt;
** Organized PyschedelicSF.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No one eligible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank: 19723.21&lt;br /&gt;
Recently paid rent, had interim cash flow issues, now is better.&lt;br /&gt;
* We have a bill from Sprint for ~$500.  Miloh thinks he knows who may be responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
** $3432.37 paid&lt;br /&gt;
** $16290.84 total&lt;br /&gt;
** colo service paid through March 7th.&lt;br /&gt;
** funds for 4 months of service.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Kitchen stuff&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben turned off a bunch of kitchen stuff to see how much power they consume.&lt;br /&gt;
** Breaking news, PGE is lame.&lt;br /&gt;
** Powergraph for last three months.&lt;br /&gt;
** Bursts of power through the night, dead period between 2 and 6.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Baseline power on Saturday 2kw/H for two hours between 7 am to 9 am.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Kitchen clearly shows over baseline.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben and Kelly will do Science to it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Old ass proposal on the list that was not cleaned up:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100). SuperQ will write to the noisebridge-discuss list and the treasurer and the treasurer will take care of it. C0NSENSED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08&lt;br /&gt;
** NOTE: Mitch added this originally as 2012-02-04 but it was actually added in the middle of last week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Katherine brings up issue with Jesse&#039;s interaction with people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Morning day shift person.  Regretfully brings [[drama]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Problem with Occupy.  Recent surge with people wanting remove all non-hackers from the space.  &lt;br /&gt;
** Guy named Jesse (not a member) big guy, black hair.  Removing non-hackers, but that&#039;s fine.  HOW he is doing it is a problem.&lt;br /&gt;
** Caused woman to leave the space upset and in tears.  Consistently treating people very badly.&lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine talked to him, his response was &amp;quot;I&#039;m an asshole, deal with it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom explains system for discussion.  Proposes time limit of 15 minutes.  10 minutes?  Will stop at 9:15.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ron: has met this woman, is autistic and has issues.  Need to be sensitive and deal appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin: many things could cause the reaction in autistic people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Jesse approached K, was clearly informed of autism.  Refused to acknowledge gender, &amp;quot;wildly insane and retarded&amp;quot; in interaction.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: She started crying before any of that happened, when Jesse asked Niall to leave the space respectively.  Was sitting NEXT to Niall.  He was helping the Niall thing, that&#039;s when it happened.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Niall is one of the first people she started interacted with.  Was afraid, based on previous interaction.  &amp;quot;Just wanted to be Jesse&#039;s friend.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse arrives.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: interaction with Niall at the gate, not wanting to let him in.  N wanted to get his stuff, &amp;quot;Is N in trouble?&amp;quot; J: &amp;quot;Not in trouble, he needs to hang out somewhere else.&amp;quot;  J: &amp;quot;Be a good thing to come to one of these meetings.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** J: The &amp;quot;retarded&amp;quot; conversation happened the previous day.&lt;br /&gt;
** J: Katherine did not want Jesse to talk to person.  J not sure about gender talking to K.&lt;br /&gt;
** K: that was one conversation.  Discussion of following conversations were more personal.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: to K, it sounds like you don&#039;t want specific action to Noisebridge.  Are you comfortable moving to mediation going forwards?&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: is there anyone happy to proxy?  &lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: We can proxy if mediation is unsuccessful, Kelly is happy to mediate.&lt;br /&gt;
** Karl: noted conversation of &amp;quot;insanity&amp;quot; after woman left, could have been done calmer and more appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: NB has to be a safe space for all people, transgender or not.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom(with cap, not moderating): Call for sensitivity.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: No problem with transgender.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: agree with miloh and points out that NB is sandbox where we encounter people who are different from us.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: totally agrees with Miloh on safety.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: problem is that there&#039;s a mentally ill person at the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: reminded of someone who was mentally ill recently at the space (K: was intense).  Have Mediator dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: add something to community standard page about this.  We are already beyond time.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: she has been several times, caught sleeping here once, not contributing to the space. &lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine: this is past tense, she is never coming back, is afraid.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: not the first time we have had issues with how to handle living space discussions.  She is getting lots of back channel emails rather, and the culture of excellence is weakest in the dark hours.  It&#039;s a very small population that come in and check in.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: often requires a lot of personal strength to ask someone to leave the space.  It&#039;s a tricky job.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc brings [[drama]] with Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: I was assaulted twice yesterday, no longer feel safe in the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: can this be dealt with by mediation?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I have dealt with this by email, okay to read email from the discuss-list?&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: Justin was banging dishes and was asked to leave the space.  Nick, Eric, Zach all agreed that Justin was out of countrol and should leave the space.  Eric and Nick asked him to leave, Pearl overheard the yelling in kitchen, another one was recording the entire incident.  The whole thing was recorded on video.  Rayc didn&#039;t ask him to leave directly.  He was spit on by Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: did you spit on him?  Were you drunk in the space?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I feel that if an individual makes a mistake, even if it is technically a criminal activity, he should have the right to continue coming to the space.  I did some things that were irresponsible.  I did not feel guilty or ashamed or repressed about any of it, but I will only feel bad if I repeat that offense, and I would only do that again if I felt those feeling again.  I personally felt like I was being mistreated.  The only reason I got up and left was because Pearl came up and nicely told me I was causing drama.  I think that that&#039;s more than fair when dealing with people from the occupy movement -- I can go up and yell at people and they&#039;re not going to be co-operative about it.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: This is not an issue that can be resolved at this meeting.  I am asking that you do not return until meditation is complete.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: that&#039;s a fair proposal, but I don&#039;t want to force mediation unless both parties agree with it. And if rayc doesn&#039;t want to engage in it, then I don&#039;t want to talk &lt;br /&gt;
** (Much crosstalk)&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: It may take some time before this can be meditated.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: it took 4 people to get him to leave the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: I am volunteering to mediate between you two.  For the next week, Justin does not return until mediation has concluded.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: No.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: would you feel safe if justin did not return until after mediation process &lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: possibility of mediation is out there, but Justin does not return until meditation is completed.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: has a better idea - he just leaves Rayc alone and he hasn&#039;t burned all his social bridges.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: You should not be in the space until Rayc feels safe.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: wants to leave for five minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: Rayc and Justin -- take a break from Noisebridge, both of you, you&#039;ve been in fights&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: is not happy with this idea.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: Miloh is asking if you would LIKE to leave, Justin is being TOLD to leave. &lt;br /&gt;
** Justin says he feels it&#039;s wrong that he made two mistakes and is being told to leave as a result, as he feels everyone makes mistakes sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: says assaulted twice, sounds like a good reason.&lt;br /&gt;
** BritishGuy: Justin has described himself as alcohol, no treatment, a good place to start might be treatment.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: wrap up, please don&#039;t leave until speaking to both people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Closing note: RMS is in the back ACTUALLY HACKING.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== End of Meeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Yay?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Meeting Notes 2012 03 06</title>
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[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 207th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note-taker: [[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Moderator: [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Introduction ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Noisebridge is a 501c3 nonprofit that provides a space for creation, collaboration, and learning about technology and creative projects. Noisebridge provides space, power tools, and infrastructure to help the public learn new skills and create cool things. Noisebridge continues to exist through and depends entirely on membership fees and donations. Our code of conduct is &#039;Be excellent to each other&#039;.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on consensus process]]: We agree and so should you! Only paid-up members can block consensus.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom explains moderation process including finger waggling and one sentence responses&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Names == &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom (works for Mozilla)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kelly (works for teh brains, treasures)&lt;br /&gt;
* Brian (met RMS!!!)&lt;br /&gt;
* Matt (works on science)&lt;br /&gt;
* Darlene New here&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob writer&lt;br /&gt;
* Skye &lt;br /&gt;
* PrimerLab guy&lt;br /&gt;
* Richard&lt;br /&gt;
* Mike Kan&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos &lt;br /&gt;
* Kaya&lt;br /&gt;
* Andrew&lt;br /&gt;
* Brannon&lt;br /&gt;
* Esbin&lt;br /&gt;
* Miloh ( cool flower)&lt;br /&gt;
* Erica &lt;br /&gt;
* Emily?&lt;br /&gt;
* Carl working on iphone app&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc&lt;br /&gt;
* Lief&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena&lt;br /&gt;
* Will (5mof, apparently career councilling / consoling)&lt;br /&gt;
* [More people who names I did not get]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena: working on documentary called Participate -- please talk about Noisebridge and what it means to you -- everyone is welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
* Stanford online classes just started - Numerical Algorithms, Cryptography, they are ****ing awesome and you should hop on noisebridge-discuss&lt;br /&gt;
* MIT online courses also started.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Special note: RMS is in the space selling stickers and chatting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Five Minutes of Fame is coming up week after next.  Speakers wanted. &lt;br /&gt;
* No contact info with the Free University -- the PKD event, do we know who they are?  Email?&lt;br /&gt;
* Useless dead tree publication (aka Zine) is still ongoing.&lt;br /&gt;
* DR WHEN GAME: SuperQ was sponsor, people showed up for the game but no happen. Looking for a new sponsor: email discuss for more details.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some discussion about taking Hackmeet, Replication stuff and Tastebridge off upcoming events.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Harold Gaskill &lt;br /&gt;
** No sponsors&lt;br /&gt;
** Plays with concrete, likes electronics and UAVs, makes &amp;quot;stuff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos Sos&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin, Miloh, Jim&lt;br /&gt;
** I love space, community work, promoting it (Linux user group)&lt;br /&gt;
* Casey Sey&lt;br /&gt;
** Lief, MCT&lt;br /&gt;
** Because the planet remains unhacked&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel Jabor&lt;br /&gt;
** Alex, Mitch&lt;br /&gt;
** Life long hacker founded by Gates foundations, helps kids learn to hack&lt;br /&gt;
** Organized PyschedelicSF.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No one eligible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank: 19723.21&lt;br /&gt;
Recently paid rent, had interim cash flow issues, now is better.&lt;br /&gt;
* We have a bill from Sprint for ~$500.  Miloh thinks he knows who may be responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
** $3432.37 paid&lt;br /&gt;
** $16290.84 total&lt;br /&gt;
** colo service paid through March 7th.&lt;br /&gt;
** funds for 4 months of service.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Kitchen stuff&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben turned off a bunch of kitchen stuff to see how much power they consume.&lt;br /&gt;
** Breaking news, PGE is lame.&lt;br /&gt;
** Powergraph for last three months.&lt;br /&gt;
** Bursts of power through the night, dead period between 2 and 6.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Baseline power on Saturday 2kw/H for two hours between 7 am to 9 am.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Kitchen clearly shows over baseline.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben and Kelly will do Science to it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Old ass proposal on the list that was not cleaned up:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100). SuperQ will write to the noisebridge-discuss list and the treasurer and the treasurer will take care of it. C0NSENSED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08&lt;br /&gt;
** NOTE: Mitch added this originally as 2012-02-04 but it was actually added in the middle of last week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Katherine brings up issue with Jesse&#039;s interaction with people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Morning day shift person.  Regretfully brings [[drama]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Problem with Occupy.  Recent surge with people wanting remove all non-hackers from the space.  &lt;br /&gt;
** Guy named Jesse (not a member) big guy, black hair.  Removing non-hackers, but that&#039;s fine.  HOW he is doing it is a problem.&lt;br /&gt;
** Caused woman to leave the space upset and in tears.  Consistently treating people very badly.&lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine talked to him, his response was &amp;quot;I&#039;m an asshole, deal with it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom explains system for discussion.  Proposes time limit of 15 minutes.  10 minutes?  Will stop at 9:15.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ron: has met this woman, is autistic and has issues.  Need to be sensitive and deal appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin: many things could cause the reaction in autistic people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Jesse approached K, was clearly informed of autism.  Refused to acknowledge gender, &amp;quot;wildly insane and retarded&amp;quot; in interaction.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: She started crying before any of that happened, when Jesse asked Niall to leave the space respectively.  Was sitting NEXT to Niall.  He was helping the Niall thing, that&#039;s when it happened.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Niall is one of the first people she started interacted with.  Was afraid, based on previous interaction.  &amp;quot;Just wanted to be Jesse&#039;s friend.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse arrives.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: interaction with Niall at the gate, not wanting to let him in.  N wanted to get his stuff, &amp;quot;Is N in trouble?&amp;quot; J: &amp;quot;Not in trouble, he needs to hang out somewhere else.&amp;quot;  J: &amp;quot;Be a good thing to come to one of these meetings.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** J: The &amp;quot;retarded&amp;quot; conversation happened the previous day.&lt;br /&gt;
** J: Katherine did not want Jesse to talk to person.  J not sure about gender talking to K.&lt;br /&gt;
** K: that was one conversation.  Discussion of following conversations were more personal.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: to K, it sounds like you don&#039;t want specific action to Noisebridge.  Are you comfortable moving to mediation going forwards?&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: is there anyone happy to proxy?  &lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: We can proxy if mediation is unsuccessful, Kelly is happy to mediate.&lt;br /&gt;
** Karl: noted conversation of &amp;quot;insanity&amp;quot; after woman left, could have been done calmer and more appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: NB has to be a safe space for all people, transgender or not.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom(with cap, not moderating): Call for sensitivity.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: No problem with transgender.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: agree with miloh and points out that NB is sandbox where we encounter people who are different from us.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: totally agrees with Miloh on safety.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: problem is that there&#039;s a mentally ill person at the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: reminded of someone who was mentally ill recently at the space (K: was intense).  Have Mediator dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: add something to community standard page about this.  We are already beyond time.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: she has been several times, caught sleeping here once, not contributing to the space. &lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine: this is past tense, she is never coming back, is afraid.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: not the first time we have had issues with how to handle living space discussions.  She is getting lots of back channel emails rather, and the culture of excellence is weakest in the dark hours.  It&#039;s a very small population that come in and check in.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: often requires a lot of personal strength to ask someone to leave the space.  It&#039;s a tricky job.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc brings [[drama]] with Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: I was assaulted twice yesterday, no longer feel safe in the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: can this be dealt with by mediation?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I have dealt with this by email, okay to read email from the discuss-list?&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: Justin was banging dishes and was asked to leave the space.  Nick, Eric, Zach all agreed that Justin was out of countrol and should leave the space.  Eric and Nick asked him to leave, Pearl overheard the yelling in kitchen, another one was recording the entire incident.  The whole thing was recorded on video.  Rayc didn&#039;t ask him to leave directly.  He was spit on by Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: did you spit on him?  Were you drunk in the space?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I feel that if an individual makes a mistake, even if it is technically a criminal activity, he should have the right to continue coming to the space.  I did some things that were irresponsible.  I did not feel guilty or ashamed or repressed about any of it, but I will only feel bad if I repeat that offense, and I would only do that again if I felt those feeling again.  I personally felt like I was being mistreated.  The only reason I got up and left was because Pearl came up and nicely told me I was causing drama.  I think that that&#039;s more than fair when dealing with people from the occupy movement -- I can go up and yell at people and they&#039;re not going to be co-operative about it.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: This is not an issue that can be resolved at this meeting.  I am asking that you do not return until meditation is complete.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: that&#039;s a fair proposal, but I don&#039;t want to force mediation unless both parties agree with it. And if rayc doesn&#039;t want to engage in it, then I don&#039;t want to talk &lt;br /&gt;
** (Much crosstalk)&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: It may take some time before this can be meditated.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: it took 4 people to get him to leave the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: I am volunteering to mediate between you two.  For the next week, Justin does not return until mediation has concluded.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: No.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: would you feel safe if justin did not return until after mediation process &lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: possibility of mediation is out there, but Justin does not return until meditation is completed.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: has a better idea - he just leaves Rayc alone and he hasn&#039;t burned all his social bridges.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: You should not be in the space until Rayc feels safe.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: wants to leave for five minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: Rayc and Justin -- take a break from Noisebridge, both of you, you&#039;ve been in fights&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: is not happy with this idea.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: Miloh is asking if you would LIKE to leave, Justin is being TOLD to leave. &lt;br /&gt;
** Justin says he feels it&#039;s wrong that he made two mistakes and is being told to leave as a result, as he feels everyone makes mistakes sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: says assaulted twice, sounds like a good reason.&lt;br /&gt;
** BritishGuy: Justin has described himself as alcohol, no treatment, a good place to start might be treatment.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: wrap up, please don&#039;t leave until speaking to both people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Closing note: RMS is in the back ACTUALLY HACKING.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== End of Meeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Meeting Notes 2012 03 06</title>
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[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 207th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note-taker: [[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Moderator: [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Introduction ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Noisebridge is a 501c3 nonprofit that provides a space for creation, collaboration, and learning about technology and creative projects. Noisebridge provides space, power tools, and infrastructure to help the public learn new skills and create cool things. Noisebridge continues to exist through and depends entirely on membership fees and donations. Our code of conduct is &#039;Be excellent to each other&#039;.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on consensus process]]: We agree and so should you! Only paid-up members can block consensus.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom explains moderation process including finger waggling and one sentence responses&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Names == &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom (works for Mozilla)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kelly (works for teh brains, treasures)&lt;br /&gt;
* Brian (met RMS!!!)&lt;br /&gt;
* Matt (works on science)&lt;br /&gt;
* Darlene New here&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob writer&lt;br /&gt;
* Skye &lt;br /&gt;
* PrimerLab guy&lt;br /&gt;
* Richard&lt;br /&gt;
* Mike Kan&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos &lt;br /&gt;
* Kaya&lt;br /&gt;
* Andrew&lt;br /&gt;
* Brannon&lt;br /&gt;
* Esbin&lt;br /&gt;
* Miloh ( cool flower)&lt;br /&gt;
* Erica &lt;br /&gt;
* Emily?&lt;br /&gt;
* Carl working on iphone app&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc&lt;br /&gt;
* Lief&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena&lt;br /&gt;
* Will (5mof, helped &lt;br /&gt;
* [More people who names I did not get]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena: working on documentary called Participate -- please talk about Noisebridge and what it means to you -- everyone is welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
* Stanford online classes just started - Numerical Algorithms, Cryptography, they are ****ing awesome and you should hop on noisebridge-discuss&lt;br /&gt;
* MIT online courses also started.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Special note: RMS is in the space selling stickers and chatting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Five Minutes of Fame is coming up week after next.  Speakers wanted. &lt;br /&gt;
* No contact info with the Free University -- the PKD event, do we know who they are?  Email?&lt;br /&gt;
* Useless dead tree publication (aka Zine) is still ongoing.&lt;br /&gt;
* DR WHEN GAME: SuperQ was sponsor, people showed up for the game but no happen. Looking for a new sponsor: email discuss for more details.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some discussion about taking Hackmeet, Replication stuff and Tastebridge off upcoming events.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Harold Gaskill &lt;br /&gt;
** No sponsors&lt;br /&gt;
** Plays with concrete, likes electronics and UAVs, makes &amp;quot;stuff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos Sos&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin, Miloh, Jim&lt;br /&gt;
** I love space, community work, promoting it (Linux user group)&lt;br /&gt;
* Casey Sey&lt;br /&gt;
** Lief, MCT&lt;br /&gt;
** Because the planet remains unhacked&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel Jabor&lt;br /&gt;
** Alex, Mitch&lt;br /&gt;
** Life long hacker founded by Gates foundations, helps kids learn to hack&lt;br /&gt;
** Organized PyschedelicSF.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No one eligible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank: 19723.21&lt;br /&gt;
Recently paid rent, had interim cash flow issues, now is better.&lt;br /&gt;
* We have a bill from Sprint for ~$500.  Miloh thinks he knows who may be responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
** $3432.37 paid&lt;br /&gt;
** $16290.84 total&lt;br /&gt;
** colo service paid through March 7th.&lt;br /&gt;
** funds for 4 months of service.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Kitchen stuff&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben turned off a bunch of kitchen stuff to see how much power they consume.&lt;br /&gt;
** Breaking news, PGE is lame.&lt;br /&gt;
** Powergraph for last three months.&lt;br /&gt;
** Bursts of power through the night, dead period between 2 and 6.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Baseline power on Saturday 2kw/H for two hours between 7 am to 9 am.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Kitchen clearly shows over baseline.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben and Kelly will do Science to it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Old ass proposal on the list that was not cleaned up:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100). SuperQ will write to the noisebridge-discuss list and the treasurer and the treasurer will take care of it. C0NSENSED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08&lt;br /&gt;
** NOTE: Mitch added this originally as 2012-02-04 but it was actually added in the middle of last week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Katherine brings up issue with Jesse&#039;s interaction with people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Morning day shift person.  Regretfully brings [[drama]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Problem with Occupy.  Recent surge with people wanting remove all non-hackers from the space.  &lt;br /&gt;
** Guy named Jesse (not a member) big guy, black hair.  Removing non-hackers, but that&#039;s fine.  HOW he is doing it is a problem.&lt;br /&gt;
** Caused woman to leave the space upset and in tears.  Consistently treating people very badly.&lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine talked to him, his response was &amp;quot;I&#039;m an asshole, deal with it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom explains system for discussion.  Proposes time limit of 15 minutes.  10 minutes?  Will stop at 9:15.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ron: has met this woman, is autistic and has issues.  Need to be sensitive and deal appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin: many things could cause the reaction in autistic people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Jesse approached K, was clearly informed of autism.  Refused to acknowledge gender, &amp;quot;wildly insane and retarded&amp;quot; in interaction.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: She started crying before any of that happened, when Jesse asked Niall to leave the space respectively.  Was sitting NEXT to Niall.  He was helping the Niall thing, that&#039;s when it happened.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Niall is one of the first people she started interacted with.  Was afraid, based on previous interaction.  &amp;quot;Just wanted to be Jesse&#039;s friend.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse arrives.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: interaction with Niall at the gate, not wanting to let him in.  N wanted to get his stuff, &amp;quot;Is N in trouble?&amp;quot; J: &amp;quot;Not in trouble, he needs to hang out somewhere else.&amp;quot;  J: &amp;quot;Be a good thing to come to one of these meetings.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** J: The &amp;quot;retarded&amp;quot; conversation happened the previous day.&lt;br /&gt;
** J: Katherine did not want Jesse to talk to person.  J not sure about gender talking to K.&lt;br /&gt;
** K: that was one conversation.  Discussion of following conversations were more personal.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: to K, it sounds like you don&#039;t want specific action to Noisebridge.  Are you comfortable moving to mediation going forwards?&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: is there anyone happy to proxy?  &lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: We can proxy if mediation is unsuccessful, Kelly is happy to mediate.&lt;br /&gt;
** Karl: noted conversation of &amp;quot;insanity&amp;quot; after woman left, could have been done calmer and more appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: NB has to be a safe space for all people, transgender or not.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom(with cap, not moderating): Call for sensitivity.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: No problem with transgender.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: agree with miloh and points out that NB is sandbox where we encounter people who are different from us.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: totally agrees with Miloh on safety.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: problem is that there&#039;s a mentally ill person at the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: reminded of someone who was mentally ill recently at the space (K: was intense).  Have Mediator dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: add something to community standard page about this.  We are already beyond time.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: she has been several times, caught sleeping here once, not contributing to the space. &lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine: this is past tense, she is never coming back, is afraid.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: not the first time we have had issues with how to handle living space discussions.  She is getting lots of back channel emails rather, and the culture of excellence is weakest in the dark hours.  It&#039;s a very small population that come in and check in.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: often requires a lot of personal strength to ask someone to leave the space.  It&#039;s a tricky job.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc brings [[drama]] with Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: I was assaulted twice yesterday, no longer feel safe in the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: can this be dealt with by mediation?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I have dealt with this by email, okay to read email from the discuss-list?&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: Justin was banging dishes and was asked to leave the space.  Nick, Eric, Zach all agreed that Justin was out of countrol and should leave the space.  Eric and Nick asked him to leave, Pearl overheard the yelling in kitchen, another one was recording the entire incident.  The whole thing was recorded on video.  Rayc didn&#039;t ask him to leave directly.  He was spit on by Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: did you spit on him?  Were you drunk in the space?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I feel that if an individual makes a mistake, even if it is technically a criminal activity, he should have the right to continue coming to the space.  I did some things that were irresponsible.  I did not feel guilty or ashamed or repressed about any of it, but I will only feel bad if I repeat that offense, and I would only do that again if I felt those feeling again.  I personally felt like I was being mistreated.  The only reason I got up and left was because Pearl came up and nicely told me I was causing drama.  I think that that&#039;s more than fair when dealing with people from the occupy movement -- I can go up and yell at people and they&#039;re not going to be co-operative about it.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: This is not an issue that can be resolved at this meeting.  I am asking that you do not return until meditation is complete.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: that&#039;s a fair proposal, but I don&#039;t want to force mediation unless both parties agree with it. And if rayc doesn&#039;t want to engage in it, then I don&#039;t want to talk &lt;br /&gt;
** (Much crosstalk)&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: It may take some time before this can be meditated.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: it took 4 people to get him to leave the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: I am volunteering to mediate between you two.  For the next week, Justin does not return until mediation has concluded.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: No.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: would you feel safe if justin did not return until after mediation process &lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: possibility of mediation is out there, but Justin does not return until meditation is completed.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: has a better idea - he just leaves Rayc alone and he hasn&#039;t burned all his social bridges.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: You should not be in the space until Rayc feels safe.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: wants to leave for five minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: Rayc and Justin -- take a break from Noisebridge, both of you, you&#039;ve been in fights&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: is not happy with this idea.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: Miloh is asking if you would LIKE to leave, Justin is being TOLD to leave. &lt;br /&gt;
** Justin says he feels it&#039;s wrong that he made two mistakes and is being told to leave as a result, as he feels everyone makes mistakes sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: says assaulted twice, sounds like a good reason.&lt;br /&gt;
** BritishGuy: Justin has described himself as alcohol, no treatment, a good place to start might be treatment.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: wrap up, please don&#039;t leave until speaking to both people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Closing note: RMS is in the back ACTUALLY HACKING.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== End of Meeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 207th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note-taker: [[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Moderator: [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Introduction ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Noisebridge is a 501c3 nonprofit that provides a space for creation, collaboration, and learning about technology and creative projects. Noisebridge provides space, power tools, and infrastructure to help the public learn new skills and create cool things. Noisebridge continues to exist through and depends entirely on membership fees and donations. Our code of conduct is &#039;Be excellent to each other&#039;.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on consensus process]]: We agree and so should you! Only paid-up members can block consensus.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom explains moderation process including finger waggling and one sentence responses&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Names == &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom (works for Mozilla)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kelly (works for teh brains, treasures)&lt;br /&gt;
* Brian (met RMS!!!)&lt;br /&gt;
* Matt (works on science)&lt;br /&gt;
* Darlene New here&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob writer&lt;br /&gt;
* Skye &lt;br /&gt;
* PrimerLab guy&lt;br /&gt;
* Richard&lt;br /&gt;
* Mike Kan&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos &lt;br /&gt;
* Kaya&lt;br /&gt;
* Andrew&lt;br /&gt;
* Brannon&lt;br /&gt;
* Esbin&lt;br /&gt;
* Miloh ( cool flower)&lt;br /&gt;
* Erica &lt;br /&gt;
* Emily?&lt;br /&gt;
* Carl working on iphone app&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc&lt;br /&gt;
* Lief&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena&lt;br /&gt;
* Will (5mof, helped &lt;br /&gt;
* [More people who names I did not get]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena: working on documentary called Participate -- please talk about Noisebridge and what it means to you -- everyone is welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
* Stanford online classes just started - Numerical Algorithms, Cryptography, they are ****ing awesome and you should hop on noisebridge-discuss&lt;br /&gt;
* MIT online courses also started.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Special note: RMS is in the space selling stickers and chatting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Five Minutes of Fame is coming up week after next.  Speakers wanted. &lt;br /&gt;
* No contact info with the Free University -- the PKD event, do we know who they are?  Email?&lt;br /&gt;
* Useless dead tree publication (aka Zine) is still ongoing.&lt;br /&gt;
* DR WHEN GAME: SuperQ was sponsor, people showed up for the game but no happen. Looking for a new sponsor: email discuss for more details.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some discussion about taking Hackmeet, Replication stuff and Tastebridge off upcoming events.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Harold Gaskill &lt;br /&gt;
** No sponsors&lt;br /&gt;
** Plays with concrete, likes electronics and UAVs, makes &amp;quot;stuff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos Sos&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin, Miloh, Jim&lt;br /&gt;
** I love space, community work, promoting it (Linux user group)&lt;br /&gt;
* Casey Sey&lt;br /&gt;
** Lief, MCT&lt;br /&gt;
** Because the planet remains unhacked&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel Jabor&lt;br /&gt;
** Alex, Mitch&lt;br /&gt;
** Life long hacker founded by Gates foundations, helps kids learn to hack&lt;br /&gt;
** Organized PyschedelicSF.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No one eligible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank: 19723.21&lt;br /&gt;
Recently paid rent, had interim cash flow issues, now is better.&lt;br /&gt;
* We have a bill from Sprint for ~$500.  Miloh thinks he knows who may be responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
** $3432.37 paid&lt;br /&gt;
** $16290.84 total&lt;br /&gt;
** colo service paid through March 7th.&lt;br /&gt;
** funds for 4 months of service.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Kitchen stuff&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben turned off a bunch of kitchen stuff to see how much power they consume.&lt;br /&gt;
** Breaking news, PGE is lame.&lt;br /&gt;
** Powergraph for last three months.&lt;br /&gt;
** Bursts of power through the night, dead period between 2 and 6.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Baseline power on Saturday 2kw/H for two hours between 7 am to 9 am.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Kitchen clearly shows over baseline.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben and Kelly will do Science to it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Old ass proposal on the list that was not cleaned up:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100). SuperQ will write to the noisebridge-discuss list and the treasurer and the treasurer will take care of it. C0NSENSED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08&lt;br /&gt;
** NOTE: Mitch added this originally as 2012-02-04 but it was actually added in the middle of last week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Katherine brings up issue with Jesse&#039;s interaction with people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Morning day shift person.  Regretfully brings [[drama]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Problem with Occupy.  Recent surge with people wanting remove all non-hackers from the space.  &lt;br /&gt;
** Guy named Jesse (not a member) big guy, black hair.  Removing non-hackers, but that&#039;s fine.  HOW he is doing it is a problem.&lt;br /&gt;
** Caused woman to leave the space upset and in tears.  Consistently treating people very badly.&lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine talked to him, his response was &amp;quot;I&#039;m an asshole, deal with it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom explains system for discussion.  Proposes time limit of 15 minutes.  10 minutes?  Will stop at 9:15.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ron: has met this woman, is autistic and has issues.  Need to be sensitive and deal appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin: many things could cause the reaction in autistic people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Jesse approached K, was clearly informed of autism.  Refused to acknowledge gender, &amp;quot;wildly insane and retarded&amp;quot; in interaction.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: She started crying before any of that happened, when Jesse asked Niall to leave the space respectively.  Was sitting NEXT to Niall.  He was helping the Niall thing, that&#039;s when it happened.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Niall is one of the first people she started interacted with.  Was afraid, based on previous interaction.  &amp;quot;Just wanted to be Jesse&#039;s friend.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse arrives.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: interaction with Niall at the gate, not wanting to let him in.  N wanted to get his stuff, &amp;quot;Is N in trouble?&amp;quot; J: &amp;quot;Not in trouble, he needs to hang out somewhere else.&amp;quot;  J: &amp;quot;Be a good thing to come to one of these meetings.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** J: The &amp;quot;retarded&amp;quot; conversation happened the previous day.&lt;br /&gt;
** J: Katherine did not want Jesse to talk to person.  J not sure about gender talking to K.&lt;br /&gt;
** K: that was one conversation.  Discussion of following conversations were more personal.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: to K, it sounds like you don&#039;t want specific action to Noisebridge.  Are you comfortable moving to mediation going forwards?&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: is there anyone happy to proxy?  &lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: We can proxy if mediation is unsuccessful, Kelly is happy to mediate.&lt;br /&gt;
** Karl: noted conversation of &amp;quot;insanity&amp;quot; after woman left, could have been done calmer and more appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: NB has to be a safe space for all people, transgender or not.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom(with cap, not moderating): Call for sensitivity.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: No problem with transgender.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: agree with miloh and points out that NB is sandbox where we encounter people who are different from us.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: totally agrees with Miloh on safety.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: problem is that there&#039;s a mentally ill person at the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: reminded of someone who was mentally ill recently at the space (K: was intense).  Have Mediator dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: add something to community standard page about this.  We are already beyond time.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: she has been several times, caught sleeping here once, not contributing to the space. &lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine: this is past tense, she is never coming back, is afraid.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: not the first time we have had issues with how to handle living space discussions.  She is getting lots of back channel emails rather, and the culture of excellence is weakest in the dark hours.  It&#039;s a very small population that come in and check in.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: often requires a lot of personal strength to ask someone to leave the space.  It&#039;s a tricky job.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc brings [[drama]] with Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: I was assaulted twice yesterday, no longer feel safe in the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: can this be dealt with by mediation?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I have dealt with this by email, okay to read email from the discuss-list?&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: Justin was banging dishes and was asked to leave the space.  Nick, Eric, Zach all agreed that Justin was out of countrol and should leave the space.  Eric and Nick asked him to leave, Pearl overheard the yelling in kitchen, another one was recording the entire incident.  The whole thing was recorded on video.  Rayc didn&#039;t ask him to leave directly.  He was spit on by Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: did you spit on him?  Were you drunk in the space?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I feel that if an individual makes a mistake, even if it is technically a criminal activity, he should have the right to continue coming to the space.  I did some things that were irresponsible.  I did not feel guilty or ashamed or repressed about any of it, but I will only feel bad if I repeat that offense, and I would only do that again if I felt those feeling again.  I personally felt like I was being mistreated.  The only reason I got up and left was because Pearl came up and nicely told me I was causing drama.  I think that that&#039;s more than fair when dealing with people from the occupy movement -- I can go up and yell at people and they&#039;re not going to be co-operative about it.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: This is not an issue that can be resolved at this meeting.  I am asking that you do not return until meditation is complete.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: that&#039;s a fair proposal, but I don&#039;t want to force mediation unless both parties agree with it. And if rayc doesn&#039;t want to engage in it, then I don&#039;t want to talk &lt;br /&gt;
** (Much crosstalk)&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: It may take some time before this can be meditated.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: it took 4 people to get him to leave the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: I am volunteering to mediate between you two.  For the next week, Justin does not return until mediation has concluded.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: No.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: would you feel safe if justin did not return until after mediation process &lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: possibility of mediation is out there, but Justin does not return until meditation is completed.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: has a better idea - he just leaves Rayc alone and he hasn&#039;t burned all his social bridges.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: You should not be in the space until Rayc feels safe.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: wants to leave for five minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: Rayc and Justin -- take a break from Noisebridge, both of you, you&#039;ve been in fights&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: is not happy with this idea.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: Miloh is asking if you would LIKE to leave, Justin is being TOLD to leave. &lt;br /&gt;
** Justin says he feels it&#039;s wrong that he made two mistakes and is being told to leave as a result, as he feels everyone makes mistakes sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: says assaulted twice, sounds like a good reason.&lt;br /&gt;
** BritishGuy: Justin has described himself as alcohol, no treatment, a good place to start might be treatment.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: wrap up, please don&#039;t leave until speaking to both people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Closing note: RMS is in the back ACTUALLY HACKING.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== End of Meeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Meeting Notes]] | [[Category:Drama]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2012_03_06&amp;diff=24435</id>
		<title>Meeting Notes 2012 03 06</title>
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		<updated>2012-03-08T03:59:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: add drama tags&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 207th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note-taker: [[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Moderator: [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Introduction ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Noisebridge is a 501c3 nonprofit that provides a space for creation, collaboration, and learning about technology and creative projects. Noisebridge provides space, power tools, and infrastructure to help the public learn new skills and create cool things. Noisebridge continues to exist through and depends entirely on membership fees and donations. Our code of conduct is &#039;Be excellent to each other&#039;.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on consensus process]]: We agree and so should you! Only paid-up members can block consensus.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom explains moderation process including finger waggling and one sentence responses&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Names == &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom (works for Mozilla)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kelly (works for teh brains, treasures)&lt;br /&gt;
* Brian (met RMS!!!)&lt;br /&gt;
* Matt (works on science)&lt;br /&gt;
* Darlene New here&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob writer&lt;br /&gt;
* Skye &lt;br /&gt;
* PrimerLab guy&lt;br /&gt;
* Richard&lt;br /&gt;
* Mike Kan&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos &lt;br /&gt;
* Kaya&lt;br /&gt;
* Andrew&lt;br /&gt;
* Brannon&lt;br /&gt;
* Esbin&lt;br /&gt;
* Miloh ( cool flower)&lt;br /&gt;
* Erica &lt;br /&gt;
* Emily?&lt;br /&gt;
* Carl working on iphone app&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc&lt;br /&gt;
* Lief&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena&lt;br /&gt;
* Will (5mof, helped &lt;br /&gt;
* [More people who names I did not get]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena: working on documentary called Participate -- please talk about Noisebridge and what it means to you -- everyone is welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
* Stanford online classes just started - Numerical Algorithms, Cryptography, they are ****ing awesome and you should hop on noisebridge-discuss&lt;br /&gt;
* MIT online courses also started.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Special note: RMS is in the space selling stickers and chatting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Five Minutes of Fame is coming up week after next.  Speakers wanted. &lt;br /&gt;
* No contact info with the Free University -- the PKD event, do we know who they are?  Email?&lt;br /&gt;
* Useless dead tree publication (aka Zine) is still ongoing.&lt;br /&gt;
* DR WHEN GAME: SuperQ was sponsor, people showed up for the game but no happen. Looking for a new sponsor: email discuss for more details.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some discussion about taking Hackmeet, Replication stuff and Tastebridge off upcoming events.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Harold Gaskill &lt;br /&gt;
** No sponsors&lt;br /&gt;
** Plays with concrete, likes electronics and UAVs, makes &amp;quot;stuff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos Sos&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin, Miloh, Jim&lt;br /&gt;
** I love space, community work, promoting it (Linux user group)&lt;br /&gt;
* Casey Sey&lt;br /&gt;
** Lief, MCT&lt;br /&gt;
** Because the planet remains unhacked&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel Jabor&lt;br /&gt;
** Alex, Mitch&lt;br /&gt;
** Life long hacker founded by Gates foundations, helps kids learn to hack&lt;br /&gt;
** Organized PyschedelicSF.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No one eligible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank: 19723.21&lt;br /&gt;
Recently paid rent, had interim cash flow issues, now is better.&lt;br /&gt;
* We have a bill from Sprint for ~$500.  Miloh thinks he knows who may be responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
** $3432.37 paid&lt;br /&gt;
** $16290.84 total&lt;br /&gt;
** colo service paid through March 7th.&lt;br /&gt;
** funds for 4 months of service.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Kitchen stuff&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben turned off a bunch of kitchen stuff to see how much power they consume.&lt;br /&gt;
** Breaking news, PGE is lame.&lt;br /&gt;
** Powergraph for last three months.&lt;br /&gt;
** Bursts of power through the night, dead period between 2 and 6.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Baseline power on Saturday 2kw/H for two hours between 7 am to 9 am.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Kitchen clearly shows over baseline.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben and Kelly will do Science to it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Old ass proposal on the list that was not cleaned up:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100). SuperQ will write to the noisebridge-discuss list and the treasurer and the treasurer will take care of it. C0NSENSED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08&lt;br /&gt;
** NOTE: Mitch added this originally as 2012-02-04 but it was actually added in the middle of last week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Katherine brings up issue with Jesse&#039;s interaction with people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Morning day shift person.  Regretfully brings [[drama]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Problem with Occupy.  Recent surge with people wanting remove all non-hackers from the space.  &lt;br /&gt;
** Guy named Jesse (not a member) big guy, black hair.  Removing non-hackers, but that&#039;s fine.  HOW he is doing it is a problem.&lt;br /&gt;
** Caused woman to leave the space upset and in tears.  Consistently treating people very badly.&lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine talked to him, his response was &amp;quot;I&#039;m an asshole, deal with it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom explains system for discussion.  Proposes time limit of 15 minutes.  10 minutes?  Will stop at 9:15.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ron: has met this woman, is autistic and has issues.  Need to be sensitive and deal appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin: many things could cause the reaction in autistic people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Jesse approached K, was clearly informed of autism.  Refused to acknowledge gender, &amp;quot;wildly insane and retarded&amp;quot; in interaction.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: She started crying before any of that happened, when Jesse asked Niall to leave the space respectively.  Was sitting NEXT to Niall.  He was helping the Niall thing, that&#039;s when it happened.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Niall is one of the first people she started interacted with.  Was afraid, based on previous interaction.  &amp;quot;Just wanted to be Jesse&#039;s friend.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse arrives.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: interaction with Niall at the gate, not wanting to let him in.  N wanted to get his stuff, &amp;quot;Is N in trouble?&amp;quot; J: &amp;quot;Not in trouble, he needs to hang out somewhere else.&amp;quot;  J: &amp;quot;Be a good thing to come to one of these meetings.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** J: The &amp;quot;retarded&amp;quot; conversation happened the previous day.&lt;br /&gt;
** J: Katherine did not want Jesse to talk to person.  J not sure about gender talking to K.&lt;br /&gt;
** K: that was one conversation.  Discussion of following conversations were more personal.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: to K, it sounds like you don&#039;t want specific action to Noisebridge.  Are you comfortable moving to mediation going forwards?&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: is there anyone happy to proxy?  &lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: We can proxy if mediation is unsuccessful, Kelly is happy to mediate.&lt;br /&gt;
** Karl: noted conversation of &amp;quot;insanity&amp;quot; after woman left, could have been done calmer and more appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: NB has to be a safe space for all people, transgender or not.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom(with cap, not moderating): Call for sensitivity.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: No problem with transgender.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: agree with miloh and points out that NB is sandbox where we encounter people who are different from us.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: totally agrees with Miloh on safety.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: problem is that there&#039;s a mentally ill person at the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: reminded of someone who was mentally ill recently at the space (K: was intense).  Have Mediator dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: add something to community standard page about this.  We are already beyond time.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: she has been several times, caught sleeping here once, not contributing to the space. &lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine: this is past tense, she is never coming back, is afraid.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: not the first time we have had issues with how to handle living space discussions.  She is getting lots of back channel emails rather, and the culture of excellence is weakest in the dark hours.  It&#039;s a very small population that come in and check in.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: often requires a lot of personal strength to ask someone to leave the space.  It&#039;s a tricky job.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc brings [[drama]] with Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: I was assaulted twice yesterday, no longer feel safe in the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: can this be dealt with by mediation?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I have dealt with this by email, okay to read email from the discuss-list?&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: Justin was banging dishes and was asked to leave the space.  Nick, Eric, Zach all agreed that Justin was out of countrol and should leave the space.  Eric and Nick asked him to leave, Pearl overheard the yelling in kitchen, another one was recording the entire incident.  The whole thing was recorded on video.  Rayc didn&#039;t ask him to leave directly.  He was spit on by Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: did you spit on him?  Were you drunk in the space?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I feel that if an individual makes a mistake, even if it is technically a criminal activity, he should have the right to continue coming to the space.  I did some things that were irresponsible.  I did not feel guilty or ashamed or repressed about any of it, but I will only feel bad if I repeat that offense, and I would only do that again if I felt those feeling again.  I personally felt like I was being mistreated.  The only reason I got up and left was because Pearl came up and nicely told me I was causing drama.  I think that that&#039;s more than fair when dealing with people from the occupy movement -- I can go up and yell at people and they&#039;re not going to be co-operative about it.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: This is not an issue that can be resolved at this meeting.  I am asking that you do not return until meditation is complete.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: that&#039;s a fair proposal, but I don&#039;t want to force mediation unless both parties agree with it. And if rayc doesn&#039;t want to engage in it, then I don&#039;t want to talk &lt;br /&gt;
** (Much crosstalk)&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: It may take some time before this can be meditated.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: it took 4 people to get him to leave the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: I am volunteering to mediate between you two.  For the next week, Justin does not return until mediation has concluded.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: No.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: would you feel safe if justin did not return until after mediation process &lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: possibility of mediation is out there, but Justin does not return until meditation is completed.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: has a better idea - he just leaves Rayc alone and he hasn&#039;t burned all his social bridges.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: You should not be in the space until Rayc feels safe.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: wants to leave for five minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: Rayc and Justin -- take a break from Noisebridge, both of you, you&#039;ve been in fights&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: is not happy with this idea.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: Miloh is asking if you would LIKE to leave, Justin is being TOLD to leave. &lt;br /&gt;
** Justin says he feels it&#039;s wrong that he made two mistakes and is being told to leave as a result, as he feels everyone makes mistakes sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: says assaulted twice, sounds like a good reason.&lt;br /&gt;
** BritishGuy: Justin has described himself as alcohol, no treatment, a good place to start might be treatment.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: wrap up, please don&#039;t leave until speaking to both people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Closing note: RMS is in the back ACTUALLY HACKING.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== End of Meeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Meeting Notes 2012 03 06</title>
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		<updated>2012-03-08T03:58:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* Proposals from last week */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 207th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note-taker: [[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Moderator: [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Introduction ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Noisebridge is a 501c3 nonprofit that provides a space for creation, collaboration, and learning about technology and creative projects. Noisebridge provides space, power tools, and infrastructure to help the public learn new skills and create cool things. Noisebridge continues to exist through and depends entirely on membership fees and donations. Our code of conduct is &#039;Be excellent to each other&#039;.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on consensus process]]: We agree and so should you! Only paid-up members can block consensus.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom explains moderation process including finger waggling and one sentence responses&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Names == &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom (works for Mozilla)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kelly (works for teh brains, treasures)&lt;br /&gt;
* Brian (met RMS!!!)&lt;br /&gt;
* Matt (works on science)&lt;br /&gt;
* Darlene New here&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob writer&lt;br /&gt;
* Skye &lt;br /&gt;
* PrimerLab guy&lt;br /&gt;
* Richard&lt;br /&gt;
* Mike Kan&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos &lt;br /&gt;
* Kaya&lt;br /&gt;
* Andrew&lt;br /&gt;
* Brannon&lt;br /&gt;
* Esbin&lt;br /&gt;
* Miloh ( cool flower)&lt;br /&gt;
* Erica &lt;br /&gt;
* Emily?&lt;br /&gt;
* Carl working on iphone app&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc&lt;br /&gt;
* Lief&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena&lt;br /&gt;
* Will (5mof, helped &lt;br /&gt;
* [More people who names I did not get]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena: working on documentary called Participate -- please talk about Noisebridge and what it means to you -- everyone is welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
* Stanford online classes just started - Numerical Algorithms, Cryptography, they are ****ing awesome and you should hop on noisebridge-discuss&lt;br /&gt;
* MIT online courses also started.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Special note: RMS is in the space selling stickers and chatting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Five Minutes of Fame is coming up week after next.  Speakers wanted. &lt;br /&gt;
* No contact info with the Free University -- the PKD event, do we know who they are?  Email?&lt;br /&gt;
* Useless dead tree publication (aka Zine) is still ongoing.&lt;br /&gt;
* DR WHEN GAME: SuperQ was sponsor, people showed up for the game but no happen. Looking for a new sponsor: email discuss for more details.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some discussion about taking Hackmeet, Replication stuff and Tastebridge off upcoming events.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Harold Gaskill &lt;br /&gt;
** No sponsors&lt;br /&gt;
** Plays with concrete, likes electronics and UAVs, makes &amp;quot;stuff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos Sos&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin, Miloh, Jim&lt;br /&gt;
** I love space, community work, promoting it (Linux user group)&lt;br /&gt;
* Casey Sey&lt;br /&gt;
** Lief, MCT&lt;br /&gt;
** Because the planet remains unhacked&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel Jabor&lt;br /&gt;
** Alex, Mitch&lt;br /&gt;
** Life long hacker founded by Gates foundations, helps kids learn to hack&lt;br /&gt;
** Organized PyschedelicSF.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No one eligible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank: 19723.21&lt;br /&gt;
Recently paid rent, had interim cash flow issues, now is better.&lt;br /&gt;
* We have a bill from Sprint for ~$500.  Miloh thinks he knows who may be responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
** $3432.37 paid&lt;br /&gt;
** $16290.84 total&lt;br /&gt;
** colo service paid through March 7th.&lt;br /&gt;
** funds for 4 months of service.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Kitchen stuff&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben turned off a bunch of kitchen stuff to see how much power they consume.&lt;br /&gt;
** Breaking news, PGE is lame.&lt;br /&gt;
** Powergraph for last three months.&lt;br /&gt;
** Bursts of power through the night, dead period between 2 and 6.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Baseline power on Saturday 2kw/H for two hours between 7 am to 9 am.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Kitchen clearly shows over baseline.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben and Kelly will do Science to it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Old ass proposal on the list that was not cleaned up:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100). SuperQ will write to the noisebridge-discuss list and the treasurer and the treasurer will take care of it. C0NSENSED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08&lt;br /&gt;
** NOTE: Mitch added this originally as 2012-02-04 but it was actually added in the middle of last week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Katherine brings up issue with Jesse&#039;s interaction with people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Morning day shift person.  Regretfully brings [[drama]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Problem with Occupy.  Recent surge with people wanting remove all non-hackers from the space.  &lt;br /&gt;
** Guy named Jesse (not a member) big guy, black hair.  Removing non-hackers, but that&#039;s fine.  HOW he is doing it is a problem.&lt;br /&gt;
** Caused woman to leave the space upset and in tears.  Consistently treating people very badly.&lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine talked to him, his response was &amp;quot;I&#039;m an asshole, deal with it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom explains system for discussion.  Proposes time limit of 15 minutes.  10 minutes?  Will stop at 9:15.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ron: has met this woman, is autistic and has issues.  Need to be sensitive and deal appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin: many things could cause the reaction in autistic people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Jesse approached K, was clearly informed of autism.  Refused to acknowledge gender, &amp;quot;wildly insane and retarded&amp;quot; in interaction.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: She started crying before any of that happened, when Jesse asked Niall to leave the space respectively.  Was sitting NEXT to Niall.  He was helping the Niall thing, that&#039;s when it happened.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Niall is one of the first people she started interacted with.  Was afraid, based on previous interaction.  &amp;quot;Just wanted to be Jesse&#039;s friend.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse arrives.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: interaction with Niall at the gate, not wanting to let him in.  N wanted to get his stuff, &amp;quot;Is N in trouble?&amp;quot; J: &amp;quot;Not in trouble, he needs to hang out somewhere else.&amp;quot;  J: &amp;quot;Be a good thing to come to one of these meetings.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** J: The &amp;quot;retarded&amp;quot; conversation happened the previous day.&lt;br /&gt;
** J: Katherine did not want Jesse to talk to person.  J not sure about gender talking to K.&lt;br /&gt;
** K: that was one conversation.  Discussion of following conversations were more personal.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: to K, it sounds like you don&#039;t want specific action to Noisebridge.  Are you comfortable moving to mediation going forwards?&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: is there anyone happy to proxy?  &lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: We can proxy if mediation is unsuccessful, Kelly is happy to mediate.&lt;br /&gt;
** Karl: noted conversation of &amp;quot;insanity&amp;quot; after woman left, could have been done calmer and more appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: NB has to be a safe space for all people, transgender or not.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom(with cap, not moderating): Call for sensitivity.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: No problem with transgender.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: agree with miloh and points out that NB is sandbox where we encounter people who are different from us.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: totally agrees with Miloh on safety.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: problem is that there&#039;s a mentally ill person at the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: reminded of someone who was mentally ill recently at the space (K: was intense).  Have Mediator dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: add something to community standard page about this.  We are already beyond time.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: she has been several times, caught sleeping here once, not contributing to the space. &lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine: this is past tense, she is never coming back, is afraid.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: not the first time we have had issues with how to handle living space discussions.  She is getting lots of back channel emails rather, and the culture of excellence is weakest in the dark hours.  It&#039;s a very small population that come in and check in.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: often requires a lot of personal strength to ask someone to leave the space.  It&#039;s a tricky job.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc brings drama with Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: I was assaulted twice yesterday, no longer feel safe in the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: can this be dealt with by mediation?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I have dealt with this by email, okay to read email from the discuss-list?&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: Justin was banging dishes and was asked to leave the space.  Nick, Eric, Zach all agreed that Justin was out of countrol and should leave the space.  Eric and Nick asked him to leave, Pearl overheard the yelling in kitchen, another one was recording the entire incident.  The whole thing was recorded on video.  Rayc didn&#039;t ask him to leave directly.  He was spit on by Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: did you spit on him?  Were you drunk in the space?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I feel that if an individual makes a mistake, even if it is technically a criminal activity, he should have the right to continue coming to the space.  I did some things that were irresponsible.  I did not feel guilty or ashamed or repressed about any of it, but I will only feel bad if I repeat that offense, and I would only do that again if I felt those feeling again.  I personally felt like I was being mistreated.  The only reason I got up and left was because Pearl came up and nicely told me I was causing drama.  I think that that&#039;s more than fair when dealing with people from the occupy movement -- I can go up and yell at people and they&#039;re not going to be co-operative about it.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: This is not an issue that can be resolved at this meeting.  I am asking that you do not return until meditation is complete.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: that&#039;s a fair proposal, but I don&#039;t want to force mediation unless both parties agree with it. And if rayc doesn&#039;t want to engage in it, then I don&#039;t want to talk &lt;br /&gt;
** (Much crosstalk)&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: It may take some time before this can be meditated.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: it took 4 people to get him to leave the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: I am volunteering to mediate between you two.  For the next week, Justin does not return until mediation has concluded.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: No.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: would you feel safe if justin did not return until after mediation process &lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: possibility of mediation is out there, but Justin does not return until meditation is completed.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: has a better idea - he just leaves Rayc alone and he hasn&#039;t burned all his social bridges.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: You should not be in the space until Rayc feels safe.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: wants to leave for five minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: Rayc and Justin -- take a break from Noisebridge, both of you, you&#039;ve been in fights&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: is not happy with this idea.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: Miloh is asking if you would LIKE to leave, Justin is being TOLD to leave. &lt;br /&gt;
** Justin says he feels it&#039;s wrong that he made two mistakes and is being told to leave as a result, as he feels everyone makes mistakes sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: says assaulted twice, sounds like a good reason.&lt;br /&gt;
** BritishGuy: Justin has described himself as alcohol, no treatment, a good place to start might be treatment.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: wrap up, please don&#039;t leave until speaking to both people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Closing note: RMS is in the back ACTUALLY HACKING.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== End of Meeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Meeting Notes 2012 03 06</title>
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		<updated>2012-03-08T03:58:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* New or Stale Events */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;= Agenda =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 207th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note-taker: [[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Moderator: [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Introduction ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Noisebridge is a 501c3 nonprofit that provides a space for creation, collaboration, and learning about technology and creative projects. Noisebridge provides space, power tools, and infrastructure to help the public learn new skills and create cool things. Noisebridge continues to exist through and depends entirely on membership fees and donations. Our code of conduct is &#039;Be excellent to each other&#039;.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on consensus process]]: We agree and so should you! Only paid-up members can block consensus.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom explains moderation process including finger waggling and one sentence responses&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Names == &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom (works for Mozilla)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kelly (works for teh brains, treasures)&lt;br /&gt;
* Brian (met RMS!!!)&lt;br /&gt;
* Matt (works on science)&lt;br /&gt;
* Darlene New here&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob writer&lt;br /&gt;
* Skye &lt;br /&gt;
* PrimerLab guy&lt;br /&gt;
* Richard&lt;br /&gt;
* Mike Kan&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos &lt;br /&gt;
* Kaya&lt;br /&gt;
* Andrew&lt;br /&gt;
* Brannon&lt;br /&gt;
* Esbin&lt;br /&gt;
* Miloh ( cool flower)&lt;br /&gt;
* Erica &lt;br /&gt;
* Emily?&lt;br /&gt;
* Carl working on iphone app&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc&lt;br /&gt;
* Lief&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena&lt;br /&gt;
* Will (5mof, helped &lt;br /&gt;
* [More people who names I did not get]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena: working on documentary called Participate -- please talk about Noisebridge and what it means to you -- everyone is welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
* Stanford online classes just started - Numerical Algorithms, Cryptography, they are ****ing awesome and you should hop on noisebridge-discuss&lt;br /&gt;
* MIT online courses also started.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Special note: RMS is in the space selling stickers and chatting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Five Minutes of Fame is coming up week after next.  Speakers wanted. &lt;br /&gt;
* No contact info with the Free University -- the PKD event, do we know who they are?  Email?&lt;br /&gt;
* Useless dead tree publication (aka Zine) is still ongoing.&lt;br /&gt;
* DR WHEN GAME: SuperQ was sponsor, people showed up for the game but no happen. Looking for a new sponsor: email discuss for more details.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some discussion about taking Hackmeet, Replication stuff and Tastebridge off upcoming events.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Harold Gaskill &lt;br /&gt;
** No sponsors&lt;br /&gt;
** Plays with concrete, likes electronics and UAVs, makes &amp;quot;stuff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos Sos&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin, Miloh, Jim&lt;br /&gt;
** I love space, community work, promoting it (Linux user group)&lt;br /&gt;
* Casey Sey&lt;br /&gt;
** Lief, MCT&lt;br /&gt;
** Because the planet remains unhacked&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel Jabor&lt;br /&gt;
** Alex, Mitch&lt;br /&gt;
** Life long hacker founded by Gates foundations, helps kids learn to hack&lt;br /&gt;
** Organized PyschedelicSF.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No one eligible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank: 19723.21&lt;br /&gt;
Recently paid rent, had interim cash flow issues, now is better.&lt;br /&gt;
* We have a bill from Sprint for ~$500.  Miloh thinks he knows who may be responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
** $3432.37 paid&lt;br /&gt;
** $16290.84 total&lt;br /&gt;
** colo service paid through March 7th.&lt;br /&gt;
** funds for 4 months of service.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Kitchen stuff&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben turned off a bunch of kitchen stuff to see how much power they consume.&lt;br /&gt;
** Breaking news, PGE is lame.&lt;br /&gt;
** Powergraph for last three months.&lt;br /&gt;
** Bursts of power through the night, dead period between 2 and 6.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Baseline power on Saturday 2kw/H for two hours between 7 am to 9 am.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Kitchen clearly shows over baseline.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben and Kelly will do Science to it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some old ass proposals on the list weren&#039;t cleaned up:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100). SuperQ will write to the noisebridge-discuss list and the treasurer and the treasurer will take care of it. C0NSENSED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08&lt;br /&gt;
** NOTE: Mitch added this originally as 2012-02-04 but it was actually added in the middle of last week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Katherine brings up issue with Jesse&#039;s interaction with people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Morning day shift person.  Regretfully brings [[drama]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Problem with Occupy.  Recent surge with people wanting remove all non-hackers from the space.  &lt;br /&gt;
** Guy named Jesse (not a member) big guy, black hair.  Removing non-hackers, but that&#039;s fine.  HOW he is doing it is a problem.&lt;br /&gt;
** Caused woman to leave the space upset and in tears.  Consistently treating people very badly.&lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine talked to him, his response was &amp;quot;I&#039;m an asshole, deal with it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom explains system for discussion.  Proposes time limit of 15 minutes.  10 minutes?  Will stop at 9:15.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ron: has met this woman, is autistic and has issues.  Need to be sensitive and deal appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin: many things could cause the reaction in autistic people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Jesse approached K, was clearly informed of autism.  Refused to acknowledge gender, &amp;quot;wildly insane and retarded&amp;quot; in interaction.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: She started crying before any of that happened, when Jesse asked Niall to leave the space respectively.  Was sitting NEXT to Niall.  He was helping the Niall thing, that&#039;s when it happened.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Niall is one of the first people she started interacted with.  Was afraid, based on previous interaction.  &amp;quot;Just wanted to be Jesse&#039;s friend.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse arrives.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: interaction with Niall at the gate, not wanting to let him in.  N wanted to get his stuff, &amp;quot;Is N in trouble?&amp;quot; J: &amp;quot;Not in trouble, he needs to hang out somewhere else.&amp;quot;  J: &amp;quot;Be a good thing to come to one of these meetings.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** J: The &amp;quot;retarded&amp;quot; conversation happened the previous day.&lt;br /&gt;
** J: Katherine did not want Jesse to talk to person.  J not sure about gender talking to K.&lt;br /&gt;
** K: that was one conversation.  Discussion of following conversations were more personal.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: to K, it sounds like you don&#039;t want specific action to Noisebridge.  Are you comfortable moving to mediation going forwards?&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: is there anyone happy to proxy?  &lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: We can proxy if mediation is unsuccessful, Kelly is happy to mediate.&lt;br /&gt;
** Karl: noted conversation of &amp;quot;insanity&amp;quot; after woman left, could have been done calmer and more appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: NB has to be a safe space for all people, transgender or not.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom(with cap, not moderating): Call for sensitivity.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: No problem with transgender.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: agree with miloh and points out that NB is sandbox where we encounter people who are different from us.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: totally agrees with Miloh on safety.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: problem is that there&#039;s a mentally ill person at the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: reminded of someone who was mentally ill recently at the space (K: was intense).  Have Mediator dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: add something to community standard page about this.  We are already beyond time.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: she has been several times, caught sleeping here once, not contributing to the space. &lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine: this is past tense, she is never coming back, is afraid.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: not the first time we have had issues with how to handle living space discussions.  She is getting lots of back channel emails rather, and the culture of excellence is weakest in the dark hours.  It&#039;s a very small population that come in and check in.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: often requires a lot of personal strength to ask someone to leave the space.  It&#039;s a tricky job.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc brings drama with Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: I was assaulted twice yesterday, no longer feel safe in the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: can this be dealt with by mediation?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I have dealt with this by email, okay to read email from the discuss-list?&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: Justin was banging dishes and was asked to leave the space.  Nick, Eric, Zach all agreed that Justin was out of countrol and should leave the space.  Eric and Nick asked him to leave, Pearl overheard the yelling in kitchen, another one was recording the entire incident.  The whole thing was recorded on video.  Rayc didn&#039;t ask him to leave directly.  He was spit on by Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: did you spit on him?  Were you drunk in the space?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I feel that if an individual makes a mistake, even if it is technically a criminal activity, he should have the right to continue coming to the space.  I did some things that were irresponsible.  I did not feel guilty or ashamed or repressed about any of it, but I will only feel bad if I repeat that offense, and I would only do that again if I felt those feeling again.  I personally felt like I was being mistreated.  The only reason I got up and left was because Pearl came up and nicely told me I was causing drama.  I think that that&#039;s more than fair when dealing with people from the occupy movement -- I can go up and yell at people and they&#039;re not going to be co-operative about it.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: This is not an issue that can be resolved at this meeting.  I am asking that you do not return until meditation is complete.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: that&#039;s a fair proposal, but I don&#039;t want to force mediation unless both parties agree with it. And if rayc doesn&#039;t want to engage in it, then I don&#039;t want to talk &lt;br /&gt;
** (Much crosstalk)&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: It may take some time before this can be meditated.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: it took 4 people to get him to leave the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: I am volunteering to mediate between you two.  For the next week, Justin does not return until mediation has concluded.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: No.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: would you feel safe if justin did not return until after mediation process &lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: possibility of mediation is out there, but Justin does not return until meditation is completed.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: has a better idea - he just leaves Rayc alone and he hasn&#039;t burned all his social bridges.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: You should not be in the space until Rayc feels safe.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: wants to leave for five minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: Rayc and Justin -- take a break from Noisebridge, both of you, you&#039;ve been in fights&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: is not happy with this idea.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: Miloh is asking if you would LIKE to leave, Justin is being TOLD to leave. &lt;br /&gt;
** Justin says he feels it&#039;s wrong that he made two mistakes and is being told to leave as a result, as he feels everyone makes mistakes sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: says assaulted twice, sounds like a good reason.&lt;br /&gt;
** BritishGuy: Justin has described himself as alcohol, no treatment, a good place to start might be treatment.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: wrap up, please don&#039;t leave until speaking to both people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Closing note: RMS is in the back ACTUALLY HACKING.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== End of Meeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Wsargent</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://replica.wiki.extremist.software/index.php?title=Meeting_Notes_2012_03_06&amp;diff=24432</id>
		<title>Meeting Notes 2012 03 06</title>
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		<updated>2012-03-08T03:57:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* Introduction and Names */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;= Agenda =&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 207th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note-taker: [[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Moderator: [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Introduction ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Noisebridge is a 501c3 nonprofit that provides a space for creation, collaboration, and learning about technology and creative projects. Noisebridge provides space, power tools, and infrastructure to help the public learn new skills and create cool things. Noisebridge continues to exist through and depends entirely on membership fees and donations. Our code of conduct is &#039;Be excellent to each other&#039;.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on consensus process]]: We agree and so should you! Only paid-up members can block consensus.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom explains moderation process including finger waggling and one sentence responses&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Names == &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom (works for Mozilla)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kelly (works for teh brains, treasures)&lt;br /&gt;
* Brian (met RMS!!!)&lt;br /&gt;
* Matt (works on science)&lt;br /&gt;
* Darlene New here&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob writer&lt;br /&gt;
* Skye &lt;br /&gt;
* PrimerLab guy&lt;br /&gt;
* Richard&lt;br /&gt;
* Mike Kan&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos &lt;br /&gt;
* Kaya&lt;br /&gt;
* Andrew&lt;br /&gt;
* Brannon&lt;br /&gt;
* Esbin&lt;br /&gt;
* Miloh ( cool flower)&lt;br /&gt;
* Erica &lt;br /&gt;
* Emily?&lt;br /&gt;
* Carl working on iphone app&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc&lt;br /&gt;
* Lief&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena&lt;br /&gt;
* Will (5mof, helped &lt;br /&gt;
* [More people who names I did not get]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena: working on documentary called Participate -- please talk about Noisebridge and what it means to you -- everyone is welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
* Stanford online classes just started - Numerical Algorithms, Cryptography, they are ****ing awesome and you should hop on noisebridge-discuss&lt;br /&gt;
* MIT online courses also started.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Special note: RMS is in the space selling stickers and chatting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Five Minutes of Fame is coming up week after next.  Speakers wanted. &lt;br /&gt;
* No contact info with the Free University -- the PKD event, do we know who they are?  Email?&lt;br /&gt;
* Useless dead tree publication (aka Zine) is still ongoing.&lt;br /&gt;
* DR WHEN GAME: SuperQ was sponsor, people showed up for the game but no happen. Looking for a new sponsor: email discuss for more details.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Harold Gaskill &lt;br /&gt;
** No sponsors&lt;br /&gt;
** Plays with concrete, likes electronics and UAVs, makes &amp;quot;stuff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos Sos&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin, Miloh, Jim&lt;br /&gt;
** I love space, community work, promoting it (Linux user group)&lt;br /&gt;
* Casey Sey&lt;br /&gt;
** Lief, MCT&lt;br /&gt;
** Because the planet remains unhacked&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel Jabor&lt;br /&gt;
** Alex, Mitch&lt;br /&gt;
** Life long hacker founded by Gates foundations, helps kids learn to hack&lt;br /&gt;
** Organized PyschedelicSF.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No one eligible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank: 19723.21&lt;br /&gt;
Recently paid rent, had interim cash flow issues, now is better.&lt;br /&gt;
* We have a bill from Sprint for ~$500.  Miloh thinks he knows who may be responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
** $3432.37 paid&lt;br /&gt;
** $16290.84 total&lt;br /&gt;
** colo service paid through March 7th.&lt;br /&gt;
** funds for 4 months of service.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Kitchen stuff&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben turned off a bunch of kitchen stuff to see how much power they consume.&lt;br /&gt;
** Breaking news, PGE is lame.&lt;br /&gt;
** Powergraph for last three months.&lt;br /&gt;
** Bursts of power through the night, dead period between 2 and 6.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Baseline power on Saturday 2kw/H for two hours between 7 am to 9 am.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Kitchen clearly shows over baseline.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben and Kelly will do Science to it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some old ass proposals on the list weren&#039;t cleaned up:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100). SuperQ will write to the noisebridge-discuss list and the treasurer and the treasurer will take care of it. C0NSENSED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08&lt;br /&gt;
** NOTE: Mitch added this originally as 2012-02-04 but it was actually added in the middle of last week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Katherine brings up issue with Jesse&#039;s interaction with people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Morning day shift person.  Regretfully brings [[drama]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Problem with Occupy.  Recent surge with people wanting remove all non-hackers from the space.  &lt;br /&gt;
** Guy named Jesse (not a member) big guy, black hair.  Removing non-hackers, but that&#039;s fine.  HOW he is doing it is a problem.&lt;br /&gt;
** Caused woman to leave the space upset and in tears.  Consistently treating people very badly.&lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine talked to him, his response was &amp;quot;I&#039;m an asshole, deal with it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom explains system for discussion.  Proposes time limit of 15 minutes.  10 minutes?  Will stop at 9:15.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ron: has met this woman, is autistic and has issues.  Need to be sensitive and deal appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin: many things could cause the reaction in autistic people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Jesse approached K, was clearly informed of autism.  Refused to acknowledge gender, &amp;quot;wildly insane and retarded&amp;quot; in interaction.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: She started crying before any of that happened, when Jesse asked Niall to leave the space respectively.  Was sitting NEXT to Niall.  He was helping the Niall thing, that&#039;s when it happened.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Niall is one of the first people she started interacted with.  Was afraid, based on previous interaction.  &amp;quot;Just wanted to be Jesse&#039;s friend.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse arrives.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: interaction with Niall at the gate, not wanting to let him in.  N wanted to get his stuff, &amp;quot;Is N in trouble?&amp;quot; J: &amp;quot;Not in trouble, he needs to hang out somewhere else.&amp;quot;  J: &amp;quot;Be a good thing to come to one of these meetings.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** J: The &amp;quot;retarded&amp;quot; conversation happened the previous day.&lt;br /&gt;
** J: Katherine did not want Jesse to talk to person.  J not sure about gender talking to K.&lt;br /&gt;
** K: that was one conversation.  Discussion of following conversations were more personal.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: to K, it sounds like you don&#039;t want specific action to Noisebridge.  Are you comfortable moving to mediation going forwards?&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: is there anyone happy to proxy?  &lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: We can proxy if mediation is unsuccessful, Kelly is happy to mediate.&lt;br /&gt;
** Karl: noted conversation of &amp;quot;insanity&amp;quot; after woman left, could have been done calmer and more appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: NB has to be a safe space for all people, transgender or not.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom(with cap, not moderating): Call for sensitivity.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: No problem with transgender.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: agree with miloh and points out that NB is sandbox where we encounter people who are different from us.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: totally agrees with Miloh on safety.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: problem is that there&#039;s a mentally ill person at the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: reminded of someone who was mentally ill recently at the space (K: was intense).  Have Mediator dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: add something to community standard page about this.  We are already beyond time.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: she has been several times, caught sleeping here once, not contributing to the space. &lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine: this is past tense, she is never coming back, is afraid.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: not the first time we have had issues with how to handle living space discussions.  She is getting lots of back channel emails rather, and the culture of excellence is weakest in the dark hours.  It&#039;s a very small population that come in and check in.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: often requires a lot of personal strength to ask someone to leave the space.  It&#039;s a tricky job.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc brings drama with Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: I was assaulted twice yesterday, no longer feel safe in the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: can this be dealt with by mediation?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I have dealt with this by email, okay to read email from the discuss-list?&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: Justin was banging dishes and was asked to leave the space.  Nick, Eric, Zach all agreed that Justin was out of countrol and should leave the space.  Eric and Nick asked him to leave, Pearl overheard the yelling in kitchen, another one was recording the entire incident.  The whole thing was recorded on video.  Rayc didn&#039;t ask him to leave directly.  He was spit on by Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: did you spit on him?  Were you drunk in the space?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I feel that if an individual makes a mistake, even if it is technically a criminal activity, he should have the right to continue coming to the space.  I did some things that were irresponsible.  I did not feel guilty or ashamed or repressed about any of it, but I will only feel bad if I repeat that offense, and I would only do that again if I felt those feeling again.  I personally felt like I was being mistreated.  The only reason I got up and left was because Pearl came up and nicely told me I was causing drama.  I think that that&#039;s more than fair when dealing with people from the occupy movement -- I can go up and yell at people and they&#039;re not going to be co-operative about it.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: This is not an issue that can be resolved at this meeting.  I am asking that you do not return until meditation is complete.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: that&#039;s a fair proposal, but I don&#039;t want to force mediation unless both parties agree with it. And if rayc doesn&#039;t want to engage in it, then I don&#039;t want to talk &lt;br /&gt;
** (Much crosstalk)&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: It may take some time before this can be meditated.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: it took 4 people to get him to leave the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: I am volunteering to mediate between you two.  For the next week, Justin does not return until mediation has concluded.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: No.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: would you feel safe if justin did not return until after mediation process &lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: possibility of mediation is out there, but Justin does not return until meditation is completed.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: has a better idea - he just leaves Rayc alone and he hasn&#039;t burned all his social bridges.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: You should not be in the space until Rayc feels safe.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: wants to leave for five minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: Rayc and Justin -- take a break from Noisebridge, both of you, you&#039;ve been in fights&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: is not happy with this idea.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: Miloh is asking if you would LIKE to leave, Justin is being TOLD to leave. &lt;br /&gt;
** Justin says he feels it&#039;s wrong that he made two mistakes and is being told to leave as a result, as he feels everyone makes mistakes sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: says assaulted twice, sounds like a good reason.&lt;br /&gt;
** BritishGuy: Justin has described himself as alcohol, no treatment, a good place to start might be treatment.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: wrap up, please don&#039;t leave until speaking to both people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Closing note: RMS is in the back ACTUALLY HACKING.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== End of Meeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
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		<title>Meeting Notes 2012 03 06</title>
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[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 207th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note-taker: [[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Moderator: [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Introduction and Names ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Noisebridge is a 501c3 nonprofit that provides a space for creation, collaboration, and learning about technology and creative projects. Noisebridge provides space, power tools, and infrastructure to help the public learn new skills and create cool things. Noisebridge continues to exist through and depends entirely on membership fees and donations. Our code of conduct is &#039;Be excellent to each other&#039;.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on consensus process]]: We agree and so should you! Only paid-up members can block consensus.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom explains moderation process including finger waggling and one sentence responses&lt;br /&gt;
* Round of introductions (remember, announcements come later):&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom (works for Mozilla)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kelly (works for teh brains, treasures)&lt;br /&gt;
* Brian (met RMS!!!)&lt;br /&gt;
* Matt (works on science)&lt;br /&gt;
* Darlene New here&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob writer&lt;br /&gt;
* Skye &lt;br /&gt;
* PrimerLab guy&lt;br /&gt;
* Richard&lt;br /&gt;
* Mike Kan&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos &lt;br /&gt;
* Kaya&lt;br /&gt;
* Andrew&lt;br /&gt;
* Brannon&lt;br /&gt;
* Esbin&lt;br /&gt;
* Miloh ( cool flower)&lt;br /&gt;
* Erica &lt;br /&gt;
* Emily?&lt;br /&gt;
* Carl working on iphone app&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc&lt;br /&gt;
* Lief&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena&lt;br /&gt;
* Will (5mof, helped &lt;br /&gt;
* [More people who names I did not get]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena: working on documentary called Participate -- please talk about Noisebridge and what it means to you -- everyone is welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
* Stanford online classes just started - Numerical Algorithms, Cryptography, they are ****ing awesome and you should hop on noisebridge-discuss&lt;br /&gt;
* MIT online courses also started.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Special note: RMS is in the space selling stickers and chatting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Five Minutes of Fame is coming up week after next.  Speakers wanted. &lt;br /&gt;
* No contact info with the Free University -- the PKD event, do we know who they are?  Email?&lt;br /&gt;
* Useless dead tree publication (aka Zine) is still ongoing.&lt;br /&gt;
* DR WHEN GAME: SuperQ was sponsor, people showed up for the game but no happen. Looking for a new sponsor: email discuss for more details.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Harold Gaskill &lt;br /&gt;
** No sponsors&lt;br /&gt;
** Plays with concrete, likes electronics and UAVs, makes &amp;quot;stuff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos Sos&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin, Miloh, Jim&lt;br /&gt;
** I love space, community work, promoting it (Linux user group)&lt;br /&gt;
* Casey Sey&lt;br /&gt;
** Lief, MCT&lt;br /&gt;
** Because the planet remains unhacked&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel Jabor&lt;br /&gt;
** Alex, Mitch&lt;br /&gt;
** Life long hacker founded by Gates foundations, helps kids learn to hack&lt;br /&gt;
** Organized PyschedelicSF.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No one eligible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank: 19723.21&lt;br /&gt;
Recently paid rent, had interim cash flow issues, now is better.&lt;br /&gt;
* We have a bill from Sprint for ~$500.  Miloh thinks he knows who may be responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
** $3432.37 paid&lt;br /&gt;
** $16290.84 total&lt;br /&gt;
** colo service paid through March 7th.&lt;br /&gt;
** funds for 4 months of service.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Kitchen stuff&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben turned off a bunch of kitchen stuff to see how much power they consume.&lt;br /&gt;
** Breaking news, PGE is lame.&lt;br /&gt;
** Powergraph for last three months.&lt;br /&gt;
** Bursts of power through the night, dead period between 2 and 6.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Baseline power on Saturday 2kw/H for two hours between 7 am to 9 am.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Kitchen clearly shows over baseline.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben and Kelly will do Science to it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some old ass proposals on the list weren&#039;t cleaned up:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100). SuperQ will write to the noisebridge-discuss list and the treasurer and the treasurer will take care of it. C0NSENSED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08&lt;br /&gt;
** NOTE: Mitch added this originally as 2012-02-04 but it was actually added in the middle of last week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Katherine brings up issue with Jesse&#039;s interaction with people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Morning day shift person.  Regretfully brings [[drama]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Problem with Occupy.  Recent surge with people wanting remove all non-hackers from the space.  &lt;br /&gt;
** Guy named Jesse (not a member) big guy, black hair.  Removing non-hackers, but that&#039;s fine.  HOW he is doing it is a problem.&lt;br /&gt;
** Caused woman to leave the space upset and in tears.  Consistently treating people very badly.&lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine talked to him, his response was &amp;quot;I&#039;m an asshole, deal with it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom explains system for discussion.  Proposes time limit of 15 minutes.  10 minutes?  Will stop at 9:15.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ron: has met this woman, is autistic and has issues.  Need to be sensitive and deal appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin: many things could cause the reaction in autistic people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Jesse approached K, was clearly informed of autism.  Refused to acknowledge gender, &amp;quot;wildly insane and retarded&amp;quot; in interaction.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: She started crying before any of that happened, when Jesse asked Niall to leave the space respectively.  Was sitting NEXT to Niall.  He was helping the Niall thing, that&#039;s when it happened.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Niall is one of the first people she started interacted with.  Was afraid, based on previous interaction.  &amp;quot;Just wanted to be Jesse&#039;s friend.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse arrives.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: interaction with Niall at the gate, not wanting to let him in.  N wanted to get his stuff, &amp;quot;Is N in trouble?&amp;quot; J: &amp;quot;Not in trouble, he needs to hang out somewhere else.&amp;quot;  J: &amp;quot;Be a good thing to come to one of these meetings.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** J: The &amp;quot;retarded&amp;quot; conversation happened the previous day.&lt;br /&gt;
** J: Katherine did not want Jesse to talk to person.  J not sure about gender talking to K.&lt;br /&gt;
** K: that was one conversation.  Discussion of following conversations were more personal.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: to K, it sounds like you don&#039;t want specific action to Noisebridge.  Are you comfortable moving to mediation going forwards?&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: is there anyone happy to proxy?  &lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: We can proxy if mediation is unsuccessful, Kelly is happy to mediate.&lt;br /&gt;
** Karl: noted conversation of &amp;quot;insanity&amp;quot; after woman left, could have been done calmer and more appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: NB has to be a safe space for all people, transgender or not.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom(with cap, not moderating): Call for sensitivity.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: No problem with transgender.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: agree with miloh and points out that NB is sandbox where we encounter people who are different from us.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: totally agrees with Miloh on safety.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: problem is that there&#039;s a mentally ill person at the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: reminded of someone who was mentally ill recently at the space (K: was intense).  Have Mediator dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: add something to community standard page about this.  We are already beyond time.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: she has been several times, caught sleeping here once, not contributing to the space. &lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine: this is past tense, she is never coming back, is afraid.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: not the first time we have had issues with how to handle living space discussions.  She is getting lots of back channel emails rather, and the culture of excellence is weakest in the dark hours.  It&#039;s a very small population that come in and check in.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: often requires a lot of personal strength to ask someone to leave the space.  It&#039;s a tricky job.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc brings drama with Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: I was assaulted twice yesterday, no longer feel safe in the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: can this be dealt with by mediation?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I have dealt with this by email, okay to read email from the discuss-list?&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: Justin was banging dishes and was asked to leave the space.  Nick, Eric, Zach all agreed that Justin was out of countrol and should leave the space.  Eric and Nick asked him to leave, Pearl overheard the yelling in kitchen, another one was recording the entire incident.  The whole thing was recorded on video.  Rayc didn&#039;t ask him to leave directly.  He was spit on by Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: did you spit on him?  Were you drunk in the space?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I feel that if an individual makes a mistake, even if it is technically a criminal activity, he should have the right to continue coming to the space.  I did some things that were irresponsible.  I did not feel guilty or ashamed or repressed about any of it, but I will only feel bad if I repeat that offense, and I would only do that again if I felt those feeling again.  I personally felt like I was being mistreated.  The only reason I got up and left was because Pearl came up and nicely told me I was causing drama.  I think that that&#039;s more than fair when dealing with people from the occupy movement -- I can go up and yell at people and they&#039;re not going to be co-operative about it.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: This is not an issue that can be resolved at this meeting.  I am asking that you do not return until meditation is complete.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: that&#039;s a fair proposal, but I don&#039;t want to force mediation unless both parties agree with it. And if rayc doesn&#039;t want to engage in it, then I don&#039;t want to talk &lt;br /&gt;
** (Much crosstalk)&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: It may take some time before this can be meditated.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: it took 4 people to get him to leave the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: I am volunteering to mediate between you two.  For the next week, Justin does not return until mediation has concluded.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: No.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: would you feel safe if justin did not return until after mediation process &lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: possibility of mediation is out there, but Justin does not return until meditation is completed.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: has a better idea - he just leaves Rayc alone and he hasn&#039;t burned all his social bridges.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: You should not be in the space until Rayc feels safe.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: wants to leave for five minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: Rayc and Justin -- take a break from Noisebridge, both of you, you&#039;ve been in fights&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: is not happy with this idea.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: Miloh is asking if you would LIKE to leave, Justin is being TOLD to leave. &lt;br /&gt;
** Justin says he feels it&#039;s wrong that he made two mistakes and is being told to leave as a result, as he feels everyone makes mistakes sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: says assaulted twice, sounds like a good reason.&lt;br /&gt;
** BritishGuy: Justin has described himself as alcohol, no treatment, a good place to start might be treatment.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: wrap up, please don&#039;t leave until speaking to both people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Closing note: RMS is in the back ACTUALLY HACKING.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== End of Meeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Meeting Notes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Meeting Notes 2012 03 06</title>
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		<updated>2012-03-08T03:55:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wsargent: /* Discussion Items */&lt;/p&gt;
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[https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 207th Meeting of Noisebridge]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note-taker: [[User:wsargent|Will]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Moderator: [[User:flamsmark|Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Introduction and Names ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Noisebridge is a 501c3 nonprofit that provides a space for creation, collaboration, and learning about technology and creative projects. Noisebridge provides space, power tools, and infrastructure to help the public learn new skills and create cool things. Noisebridge continues to exist through and depends entirely on membership fees and donations. Our code of conduct is &#039;Be excellent to each other&#039;.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on consensus process]]: We agree and so should you! Only paid-up members can block consensus.&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom explains moderation process including finger waggling and one sentence responses&lt;br /&gt;
* Round of introductions (remember, announcements come later):&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Tom (works for Mozilla)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kelly (works for teh brains, treasures)&lt;br /&gt;
* Brian (met RMS!!!)&lt;br /&gt;
* Matt (works on science)&lt;br /&gt;
* Darlene New here&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob writer&lt;br /&gt;
* Skye &lt;br /&gt;
* PrimerLab guy&lt;br /&gt;
* Richard&lt;br /&gt;
* Mike Kan&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos &lt;br /&gt;
* Kaya&lt;br /&gt;
* Andrew&lt;br /&gt;
* Brannon&lt;br /&gt;
* Esbin&lt;br /&gt;
* Miloh ( cool flower)&lt;br /&gt;
* Erica &lt;br /&gt;
* Emily?&lt;br /&gt;
* Carl working on iphone app&lt;br /&gt;
* Rayc&lt;br /&gt;
* Lief&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena&lt;br /&gt;
* Will (5mof, helped &lt;br /&gt;
* [More people who names I did not get]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Short Announcements ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Xena: working on documentary called Participate -- please talk about Noisebridge and what it means to you -- everyone is welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
* Stanford online classes just started - Numerical Algorithms, Cryptography, they are ****ing awesome and you should hop on noisebridge-discuss&lt;br /&gt;
* MIT online courses also started.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Special note: RMS is in the space selling stickers and chatting.&lt;br /&gt;
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== New or Stale Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Five Minutes of Fame is coming up week after next.  Speakers wanted. &lt;br /&gt;
* No contact info with the Free University -- the PKD event, do we know who they are?  Email?&lt;br /&gt;
* Useless dead tree publication (aka Zine) is still ongoing.&lt;br /&gt;
* DR WHEN GAME: SuperQ was sponsor, people showed up for the game but no happen. Looking for a new sponsor: email discuss for more details.&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[Membership Binder]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Harold Gaskill &lt;br /&gt;
** No sponsors&lt;br /&gt;
** Plays with concrete, likes electronics and UAVs, makes &amp;quot;stuff&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* Carlos Sos&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin, Miloh, Jim&lt;br /&gt;
** I love space, community work, promoting it (Linux user group)&lt;br /&gt;
* Casey Sey&lt;br /&gt;
** Lief, MCT&lt;br /&gt;
** Because the planet remains unhacked&lt;br /&gt;
* Daniel Jabor&lt;br /&gt;
** Alex, Mitch&lt;br /&gt;
** Life long hacker founded by Gates foundations, helps kids learn to hack&lt;br /&gt;
** Organized PyschedelicSF.&lt;br /&gt;
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No one eligible.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Financial Report ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Funds in bank: 19723.21&lt;br /&gt;
Recently paid rent, had interim cash flow issues, now is better.&lt;br /&gt;
* We have a bill from Sprint for ~$500.  Miloh thinks he knows who may be responsible.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary):&lt;br /&gt;
** $3432.37 paid&lt;br /&gt;
** $16290.84 total&lt;br /&gt;
** colo service paid through March 7th.&lt;br /&gt;
** funds for 4 months of service.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Kitchen stuff&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben turned off a bunch of kitchen stuff to see how much power they consume.&lt;br /&gt;
** Breaking news, PGE is lame.&lt;br /&gt;
** Powergraph for last three months.&lt;br /&gt;
** Bursts of power through the night, dead period between 2 and 6.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Baseline power on Saturday 2kw/H for two hours between 7 am to 9 am.&lt;br /&gt;
**  Kitchen clearly shows over baseline.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ben and Kelly will do Science to it.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Consensus items ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Proposals from last week ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Some old ass proposals on the list weren&#039;t cleaned up:&lt;br /&gt;
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* That Noisebridge reimburse Mr SuperQ for the remainder of the cost of the wire trays, after donations this week. (Wire trays cost $930, donations so far $100). SuperQ will write to the noisebridge-discuss list and the treasurer and the treasurer will take care of it. C0NSENSED.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Proposals for next week ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* That Noisebridge reimburse Mitch for 6,000 Noisebridge stickers that he bought and paid for from Sticker Giant. 3,000 small Noisebridge stickers: $333.91 + 3,000 large Noisebridge stickers: $421.17 + shipping: $20 -- Total: $775.08&lt;br /&gt;
** NOTE: Mitch added this originally as 2012-02-04 but it was actually added in the middle of last week.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Discussion Items ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* Katherine brings up issue with Jesse&#039;s interaction with people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Morning day shift person.  Regretfully brings [[drama]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Problem with Occupy.  Recent surge with people wanting remove all non-hackers from the space.  &lt;br /&gt;
** Guy named Jesse (not a member) big guy, black hair.  Removing non-hackers, but that&#039;s fine.  HOW he is doing it is a problem.&lt;br /&gt;
** Caused woman to leave the space upset and in tears.  Consistently treating people very badly.&lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine talked to him, his response was &amp;quot;I&#039;m an asshole, deal with it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom explains system for discussion.  Proposes time limit of 15 minutes.  10 minutes?  Will stop at 9:15.&lt;br /&gt;
** Ron: has met this woman, is autistic and has issues.  Need to be sensitive and deal appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Gavin: many things could cause the reaction in autistic people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Jesse approached K, was clearly informed of autism.  Refused to acknowledge gender, &amp;quot;wildly insane and retarded&amp;quot; in interaction.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: She started crying before any of that happened, when Jesse asked Niall to leave the space respectively.  Was sitting NEXT to Niall.  He was helping the Niall thing, that&#039;s when it happened.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kath: Niall is one of the first people she started interacted with.  Was afraid, based on previous interaction.  &amp;quot;Just wanted to be Jesse&#039;s friend.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse arrives.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: interaction with Niall at the gate, not wanting to let him in.  N wanted to get his stuff, &amp;quot;Is N in trouble?&amp;quot; J: &amp;quot;Not in trouble, he needs to hang out somewhere else.&amp;quot;  J: &amp;quot;Be a good thing to come to one of these meetings.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
** J: The &amp;quot;retarded&amp;quot; conversation happened the previous day.&lt;br /&gt;
** J: Katherine did not want Jesse to talk to person.  J not sure about gender talking to K.&lt;br /&gt;
** K: that was one conversation.  Discussion of following conversations were more personal.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: to K, it sounds like you don&#039;t want specific action to Noisebridge.  Are you comfortable moving to mediation going forwards?&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: is there anyone happy to proxy?  &lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: We can proxy if mediation is unsuccessful, Kelly is happy to mediate.&lt;br /&gt;
** Karl: noted conversation of &amp;quot;insanity&amp;quot; after woman left, could have been done calmer and more appropriately.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: NB has to be a safe space for all people, transgender or not.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom(with cap, not moderating): Call for sensitivity.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: No problem with transgender.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: agree with miloh and points out that NB is sandbox where we encounter people who are different from us.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: totally agrees with Miloh on safety.&lt;br /&gt;
** Jesse: problem is that there&#039;s a mentally ill person at the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: reminded of someone who was mentally ill recently at the space (K: was intense).  Have Mediator dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: add something to community standard page about this.  We are already beyond time.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: she has been several times, caught sleeping here once, not contributing to the space. &lt;br /&gt;
** Katherine: this is past tense, she is never coming back, is afraid.&lt;br /&gt;
** Kelly: not the first time we have had issues with how to handle living space discussions.  She is getting lots of back channel emails rather, and the culture of excellence is weakest in the dark hours.  It&#039;s a very small population that come in and check in.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: often requires a lot of personal strength to ask someone to leave the space.  It&#039;s a tricky job.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Rayc brings drama with Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: I was assaulted twice yesterday, no longer feel safe in the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: can this be dealt with by mediation?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I have dealt with this by email, okay to read email from the discuss-list?&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: Justin was banging dishes and was asked to leave the space.  Nick, Eric, Zach all agreed that Justin was out of countrol and should leave the space.  Eric and Nick asked him to leave, Pearl overheard the yelling in kitchen, another one was recording the entire incident.  The whole thing was recorded on video.  Rayc didn&#039;t ask him to leave directly.  He was spit on by Justin.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: did you spit on him?  Were you drunk in the space?&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: I feel that if an individual makes a mistake, even if it is technically a criminal activity, he should have the right to continue coming to the space.  I did some things that were irresponsible.  I did not feel guilty or ashamed or repressed about any of it, but I will only feel bad if I repeat that offense, and I would only do that again if I felt those feeling again.  I personally felt like I was being mistreated.  The only reason I got up and left was because Pearl came up and nicely told me I was causing drama.  I think that that&#039;s more than fair when dealing with people from the occupy movement -- I can go up and yell at people and they&#039;re not going to be co-operative about it.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: This is not an issue that can be resolved at this meeting.  I am asking that you do not return until meditation is complete.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: that&#039;s a fair proposal, but I don&#039;t want to force mediation unless both parties agree with it. And if rayc doesn&#039;t want to engage in it, then I don&#039;t want to talk &lt;br /&gt;
(Much crosstalk)&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: It may take some time before this can be meditated.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: it took 4 people to get him to leave the space.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: I am volunteering to mediate between you two.  For the next week, Justin does not return until mediation has concluded.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: No.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: would you feel safe if justin did not return until after mediation process &lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: possibility of mediation is out there, but Justin does not return until meditation is completed.&lt;br /&gt;
** Justin: has a better idea - he just leaves Rayc alone and he hasn&#039;t burned all his social bridges.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: You should not be in the space until Rayc feels safe.&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: wants to leave for five minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Miloh: Rayc and Justin -- take a break from Noisebridge, both of you, you&#039;ve been in fights&lt;br /&gt;
** Rayc: is not happy with this idea.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: Miloh is asking if you would LIKE to leave, Justin is being TOLD to leave. &lt;br /&gt;
** Justin says he feels it&#039;s wrong that he made two mistakes and is being told to leave as a result, as he feels everyone makes mistakes sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: says assaulted twice, sounds like a good reason.&lt;br /&gt;
** BritishGuy: Justin has described himself as alcohol, no treatment, a good place to start might be treatment.&lt;br /&gt;
** Tom: wrap up, please don&#039;t leave until speaking to both people.&lt;br /&gt;
** Closing note: RMS is in the back ACTUALLY HACKING.&lt;br /&gt;
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== End of Meeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
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