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Moving/2169 Mission

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Rubin011:

= How to get there =

See [[Getting Here]].

= Lease signed =
Scan of the lease : [[Media : 2169_Mission_signed_lease-cleaned.pdf]] .

Text is as the proposed lease linked below, with a couple of very minor changes to the filled-in blanks and an addendum detailing our roof access rights. Lease term starts September 1. We are allowed use of the space for buildout as of now.

= Updated Lease 2015 =

In July 2015 we renewed our lease for 3 years at a new rate of $4,356/month. [[Media : Lease-2015-final.pdf]]

= Overview =
* proposed lease: https://www.noisebridge.net/images/1/16/107_NoiseBridge_lease_draft_02.pdf
* location on [http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=2169+Mission+St+San+Francisco,+CA+94110&sll=37.762302,-122.41938&sspn=0.010746,0.023357&ie=UTF8&z=17&iwloc=A Google Maps]
* [http://www.flickr.com/photos/60801485@N00/sets/72157621249555632/ pictures] from initial visit
* [http://web.hexapodia.org/~adi/pix/20090714-2169-mission/ electrical panel, basement, and roof 360°] pictures from our second visit
* [[Moving/2169_Mission/challenges|Issues&Challenges]]
* [http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=tzXKH4yAAd_dYWgQ3r5fgDA&inv=noisebridge-discuss@lists.noisebridge.net&t=7232956306826644388&guest Budget]
* [[Moving/2169_Mission/Budget|Move-in Budget]]
* [[Moving/2169_Mission/Access_Control|Access control]] on our floor is by your existing noisebridge key. All locks except for the glass front doors (which are usually unlocked) have been rekeyed to be the same as at 83c.
* [[2169_Utilities|Utilities]]

== Mailing Address ==

(Your name) 
c/o Noisebridge 
2169 Mission St 
3rd floor 
San Francisco, CA 
94110-1219

= Planning =

See [[Moving/2169_Mission/Buildout | Buildout]]

= Visits =
* Initial visit: 2009-07-10
* Group visit & inspection: 2009-07-14

= Moving Checklist =

If we do move into 2169, these things should be done.

== before September 1st ==
* notify Ahuva Jolish (83C landlord) that we will be vacating as of the end of September and not going month-to-month on our 83C lease.

== T-14 ==
* Contact insurance agents. Ask for quotes of $1MM general liability insurance (or whatever lease terms want). Current insurance is MIF Insurance, agent Pauline Nagata.
* Set up utilities for new space: trash, water, electricity, internet

== T-7 ==
* Set up cancellation date for Internets at 83c.

== T-0 ==
We have the keys! Moving day!

* Move all objects from 83c to 2169.
* Readdress the machines at 2169 Mission from 192.168.3.0/24 to 172.30.0.0/24.

== T+1 ==

* Update the wiki's front page to remove references to 83c and add pointers to the new space.
* Double-check that no items are left at 83c.
* Clean up 83C to bring it back to "normal wear & tear" so we get our deposit back.
* Change the lock on 83c.

= Features =
* 12ft ceilings (approx)
* 5600sf quoted
* 3500lb freight elevator available from lobby
* $3600/mo 3yr lease quoted
* available now, would like us to move in 2009-08-01 or 2009-08-15; negotiable, but there's another tenant who is willing to start 2009-10-01 so if we don't preempt we lose the space.
* family owned, we talked to the son (seems like a nice guy with his shit together), they live in SF
* three stairwells plus front fire escape
* third floor of 3, 8 skylights (currently painted over), full floor
* access stairway shared with 2nd floor (which houses a garment manufacturing operation), with security gates on each floor.
* landlords OK with our membership structure and access philosophy
* no PGE gas lines in bldg
* concrete pillars with apparently wood frame floors (floor finished in mix of wood, linoleum, and tile)
* former sewing factory, tons of electrical distribution & comes with several Jukis!
* windows on Mission and on rear
* two tiny bathrooms
* many 8ft walls separating space are easily removed as we desire
* a few small full-height rooms, we would want to build out to our spec
* roof appears to be in reasonable shape
* roof access is through the space, available for antennas / repairs but not for general access (no roof deck or hottub)
* no HVAC
* has installed sprinklers, the landlord is going to have them serviced and certified before move-in
* utilities, garbage, etc are responsibility of tenant
* we are welcome to take out the existing dividing walls and build to suit

= Crime =
A search on [http://www.sfgov.org/crimemaps SF's crime map] of the area on Mission St between 16th St and 18th St (but largely not including 16th BART) has 51 incidents over the past 30 days:

6 assaults, 33 narcotics/drugs, 2 larceny/theft, 5 robberies, 3 vandalisms, and 2 vehicle thefts.

(I searched within 500 feet of the intersection of Mission St & 17th St which gave a near-perfect radius encompassing the walk from BART to this address, estimating the additional crime exposure we would have between this place and 83c)

= Questions =
* are property taxes responsibility of owner or of tenant? (is the lease [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_net_lease NNN]?)
** ''A copy of the proposed lease is in 83C in one of the membership binders in the kitchen cabinet. From my (Rachel's) reading of it, it's not triple Net; property taxes are not mentioned. We would be required to carry insurance but not, IIRC, against building issues. But we should doublecheck these things.''
* is there a water heater?
* is there Comcast in the building?
** Comcast service is available for the building. Matt Petersen mentions no wiring in the MPOE but this can be fixed.
* what kind of ventilation is there for a kitchen, a shop, a photolab, and any other project that would require it?
** ''the front and rear window walls are easy to ventilate through. There are not vents in the roof and installing them would require a contractor -- not impossible, but a bit expensive. [[User:Adi|Adi]] 23:05, 10 July 2009 (PDT) ''
* how easy will it be to bring bikes in and out?
** ''Up two flights of stairs to the space, through a doorway. Easy to install bike racks as we choose. [[User:Adi|Adi]] 23:05, 10 July 2009 (PDT)''
* what are the electric and water bills of the last tenant for a few months? we'll have less electricity use most likely but possibly more water.
* is the space wheelchair accessible?
** ''There is a freight elevator that goes from the street level to the space. It may or may not be ADA compliant, but as a practical matter it will enable wheelchair users to get upstairs.'' [[User:Adi|Adi]] 20:57, 12 July 2009 (PDT)
* is the elevator locked? Is it the sort of setup where a person who needs the elevator would have to call someone to bring the elevator down and up again from some alleyway? (as is the case at the Jon Sims Center) --[[User:Lizzard|Lizzard]] 16:16, 4 August 2009 (PDT)

* who pays for elevator maintenance?
** The landlords pay for elevator maintenance.
* how high can the lights be moved? (e.g. probably some code restriction from the sprinklers)

= Detailed notes =

* Floor ([[User:Saizai|Sai Emrys]])
** deep gouge next to bathroom; possible water damage / rot
** rat hole in wall next to rear staircase
** large hole and water damage along base of exterior wall next to roof ladder
** many broken kitchen tiles
** wood floors throughout are sagging and uneven; possibly indicates damage to between-beams floor support structure
** water damage on wood floor next to DJ booth
** paper-mache covering base of one of large vertical pipes near roof ladder; possibly covering damage? doesn't seem like a good fix
* [[2169_Mission_roof|roof]]
* [[2169_Mission_windows|Windows]] ([[User:Christie|Christie]])

= Rooms =
== Dirty Shop ==
This is the western-most built out room, with a size of 24'4" x 16'3".

== West Classroom ==
This is the middle built out room. Dimensions 14'1" x 16'3".

== East Classroom ==
This is the eastern-most built out room. It has no eastern wall, and instead leaves open a passage way (see map).
From the west wall to the linoleum is about 15'. It is also 16'3" from its north-south walls.
= Map =

[[Image:Floorplan2169MissionSmall.jpg]]

= Zoning =

See [[Zoning]].

= Proposed Enhancements =

== [[Kitchen]] ==

= Build =

Laying in a deep puddle of milky cum and stroking a clit that was bigger than the average penis was something Diane never thought would be a part of her day when she had woke up that morning. Neither did she think that her breasts would have blown up to the size of oversized beach balls would be in the cards either. But here she was hunched over in the middle of Mahmout's dorm room stroking her clot like she was milking a cow. Her gapping pussy was a frothy mess, her juices ran down her legs like a steady fountain. The rumble coming from Mahmout's engorged nut sack was loud enough to break her concentration. She looked over at the dark-skinned hunk and smiled. He was still half conscious, but his meaty log flared and lolled from side to side like an animal on it's back struggling to get upright. She reached over and ran her hands along the swollen length. "Oh poor baby. The guys are taking way too long and you need some relief. Let me help."

With a bit of effort, Diane was able to shuffle over to Mahmout and positioned herself alongside the anaconda snaking out from his groin. She rolled over on her side so that her breasts were stacked on top of each other like a stack of the biggest hotcakes on the planet. She smacked Mahmout on the leg to get him to wake up. "Come on big boy, you gotta help me out here. You gotta help me lift that fucking cock of yours so we can get it right in between these fat babies," she said patting her truly gigantic breast. Mahmout was still dazed but nodded in the affirmative.

It took longer than it should have but Mahmout's cock was finally nestled snuggly inside the enormous cleavage of Diane's fat tits. She rocked back and forth while furiously running her hands up along the portion of the shaft she could reach. She looked over her shoulder and saw that at least four feet of his cock still was left untouched. She scooted her body down a bit and with a couple of deft moves, wrapped her fat, meaty thighs around the portion of his cock right below the glans. With a cock that size, everything was super sensitive and the frenelum on Mahmout's cock was as sensitive as ever. As Diane churned her legs around his shaft, the sensations woke Mahmout right up. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh," he moaned loudly as Diane started with the full body massage on his cock. The friction on her 7 inch clit felt mazing and she worked her legs feverishly in response to the overwhelming heat emanating from her gushing pussy. It only took 5 minutes of action before both of them erupted.

Mahmout's cock lurched and he screamed out in both pain and ecstasy. His cock looked like a fire hydrant as it sprayed thick nut juice from the fat head. Rope after rope of thick, milky cum blasted from his cock, each one larger than the rope before. Diane didn't even notice that Mahmout was cumming as she was cumming herself, the spray from her orgasm blasting out from her engorged and enormous pussy like a geyser. The hot juice sprayed everywhere as it splashed off of Mahmout's cock, the heat form it invigorating Mahmout's own ejaculation. Mahmout flailed his arms and his hand slapped against Diane's overgrown tit. He instinctively grabbed at the eighteen-inch nipple and squeezed; the sensation sent Diane reeling. "Fuck yes!" she screamed. "Pull em baby! Yesssssssss!" Mahmout had no idea what he was doing or what he was grabbing. He knew only that he needed to grab something to counteract the force of the ball draining cum he was in the middle of. He was in sensory overload and thought he was going to pass out. Diane's humped and banged her body against his cock as hard as she could. She bucked reached up over her head and pawed at the huge nuts that splayed underneath Mahmout's heavy appendage. She could feel the seminal vessels bulging and belching the monumental load up through the long urethra. She could hear the grumbling and churning even over her own screams and Mahmout's moans. After a full minute and a half, Mahmout's orgasm finally stopped, leaving him utterly and totally out of it. Diane however, still humped his cock like a frenzied dog, her pussy on fire.

Kevin and Terry walked in just as Mahmout passed out. Kevin couldn't believe what he was looking at. "Fuck man," he said stunned. "Looks like a bigger load than the last one." Terry nodded weakly. It wasn't the size of the load that had his attention, but the size of Diane's clit that had him wide eyed.
See [[Build]] for historical information.

Moving/2017 Mission

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Rubin011:

== Space Report ==
* 2017 Mission (at 16th).

Nana, [[User:Elgreengeeto|Skory]], [[User:Ryanc|Ryan]] and [[User:Miloh|Miloh]] viewed the space on 06.10.09

SPACE: 2017 Mission, east half of 3rd floor.

SPACE RATING
* Asking Price: $5500 /month + utilities + property tax portioning
* Terms: 5 year lease requested, negotiable
* Size: 4700 Sq. Ft.
* Floor Style: Gorgeous hardwood finished floors
* Ceiling Height: 12-16' with skylights, roof access by inside & outside fire escape (accessible only for installation)
* Private Entrance: No, lobby entrance to building and hallway entrance to floor
* 24/7 Access: Yes
* Privacy / Sound Isolation: 6
* Safety of Neighborhood: 9
* Shower: No
* Bathroom: Yes, ADA && Shared between 2 spaces on 11k sq. foot floor
* Kitchen: Gas outlet (we think) available in what was a kitchen area --
* In San Francisco: Yes
* Transit Availability: 10++ (Building is on the SE corner of 16th and Mission)
* Power: 9 good (checked breaker panel)
* Connectivity: Server Closet, Rack, wired patch panels, CAT5 spaghetti throughout due to previous tenents
* [[Accessibility]]: ADA + Freight elevator through neighboring building

Link Me to photos: [http://www.flickr.com/photos/milohholim/sets/72157619567460316/]

Other notes:

Double pane windows, no central air or heat -- good view of downtown.. the space would require much less bring-up than others, with the exception of removing some partitioned areas to open it up a bit.

There is a security camera that covers the front door/lobby. The realtor said that it was not currently hooked up to record, and people with keys or friends with keys may avoid it by using the back entrance.

The heat took Diane immediately, flooding through her clit and rushing into her crotch. With her tits now nearly as big as she was, she couldn't see what was going on down there, but it felt BIG.
Of course, "big" is a relative term... she thought, glancing over to where Mahmout lay panting on the ground, his colossal cock still gradually softening as his body came down from the mind-blowing high of its supersized orgasm. Even mostly soft, Mahmout's beast was well over six feet long, and his balls were still too heavy to carry, much less conceal.
All that cum, boiling inside those behemoths...
The sight of Mahmout's monster ignited another blaze of heat in her pussy, and she felt a spread of wet warmth trickle down the inside of her thighs and pool around her buttocks. God she was wet.
The heat came with a new sensation, too. A throbbing, insistent hardness that tugged at her crotch. She moaned with pleasure as she embraced the unique sensation of getting wet and having a hard-on at the same time.
With a little bit of effort, Diane maneuvered herself into a bent-over position that allowed her to rest the weight of her tits on the ground while allowing her to keep her legs straight and her ass up in the air. In this position, she could reach down and pleasure her brand new fuckstick without having to push her boobs out of the way.
I wonder if Terry would be willing to take me from behind while I jerked off...
She grinned at the idea and began stroking her throbbing clit, milking it gently as she plunged her other hand into her dripping pussy to massage her g-spot.
Her g-spot had always been easy to find. Even her clumsiest, most inexperienced partners always managed to bring her to orgasm fairly easily and with little effort. In fact, if anyone had ever bothered to measure her g-spot in a laboratory setting, she would have learned that her g-spot was waaaay to the right of the bell curve in both size and sensitivity, coming in at more than four times the size of the measured average.
Of course, all that was before her clit had expanded from a bulb the size of a pencil eraser to a throbbing sausage that would dwarf the average penis and then some. Her g-spot had grown proportionately, and she was about to learn that her new tool had some unexpected perks.
Diane's fingers had barely brushed the opening of her labia when the first whispers of orgasm shuddered through her body.
"Ohhh yeahhh..." she moaned, pushing deeper. Every centimeter was a struggle, pleasurable impulses drowned out the signals to her muscles and made her hands shake.
The shivers of pleasure reverberating through her body affected her breasts as well. The still expanding flesh felt tight and full, the lingering traces of growth still pushing her bosom to even greater sizes. She felt as if she were stretching her skin to the limit. Taut flesh bulged and expanded as her nipples puffed up and out like massive, fleshy traffic cones. Her teats tingled enticingly and she reached out to massage one, only to discover her arms weren't long enough. Taking the difficulty as a personal challenge, she tried rolling forward on her gargantuan breasts and stretching out with both hands. Unfortunately, the rolling motion also moved her nipples further away.
"Shit," she muttered. Maybe having breasts too large to enclose with both hands came with some drawbacks she hadn't considered...

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Moving2009

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Rubin011:

This is a set of pages meant to facilitate the discussion on moving Noisebridge to a new physical location. We should use this space to capture consensus as it occurs, and to draw all our planning tools together.

== Pages ==
* [[Moving/Tasks|Tasks]] -- Tasks associated with any potential move.
* [[Moving/Desires|Desires]] -- Things we'd like to see in a new space (for example, high ceilings)
* [[Moving/Price_Comparison|Price Comparison]] -- comparing the $ between 2169 Mission and 410 Clementina
* [[Moving/2009_Pledges|Moving Pledges]] -- List of pledges for moving to the new space.

== Tools & Coordination ==
* [http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF&msa=0&msid=101145514245566103090.000468ca3f741db2347fc Location Map]

== Viewing Reports ==
* [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2009-May/004518.html 2101 Mission Street at 17th Street, #204] -- Lots of space for little rent, very interesting building, low ceilings.
* 1867 Mission St - [http://web.hexapodia.org/~adi/pix/20090609-1867-mission/114_0609/ Viewing photos] -- lots of space available, owners asking a high price (unclear, but maybe $2/sf built out with 1yr lease?) but broker seems willing to negotiate.
* 475 Valencia - [http://www.flickr.com/photos/milohholim/sets/72157619483426987/ Viewing Photos] [http://www.homes.com/listing/86230092/475_Valencia_SAN_FRANCISCO_CA_94103 Listing] ($6250/mo asking)
* [[Moving/2017 Mission|2017 Mission]] - corner of 16th, above the McDonalds
* [[Moving/2169 Mission|2169 Mission]] - ex-sweatshop, cheap. 5500sf, $3600/mo, elevator, two floors available. http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/off/1270261396.html
* [[Moving/410 Clementina|410 Clementina]] - SoMA warehouse, 7500sf available (subdividable), ground floor, rollup door, mix of office and warehouse space, quoting $1/sf
* [[Moving/50 Juniper|50 Juniper]] - SoMA warehouse, 4500sf plus unwarranted mezzanine, standalone building, 20' ceilings or higher. [http://web.hexapodia.org/~adi/pix/20090723-50-juniper/ pictures], [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2009-July/006671.html description]. $4500 quoted, some wiggle room.
* [[1230_Howard]]
Diane moaned with ecstasy as Terry and Kevin worked her long, firm nipples like levers, sliding her boulder-like boobs up and down the unbelievable length of Mahmout's shaft. The work was made harder by the fact that Mahmout's cock had begun to brush up against he ceiling, forcing them to work at an angle, rather than straight up and down.
Mahmout's cock continued to expand, massive veins bulged across the surface like snakes, winding their way up the gleaming tower of flesh.
"Holy shit! How much bigger is that thing gonna get?" asked Kevin, his jaw slack at the sight of the towering cock.
"Fuck if I know," grunted Terry, sweating with the effort of pumping Diane's gigantic tit.
Mahmout didn't seem to mind the massive new developments in his cock, he seemed to have finally lost himself in the pleasure of the world's biggest titfuck.
Diane, meanwhile, was more than enjoying herself. The combined thrill of Terry and Kevin stroking her colossal nipples and the growing warmth in her crotch was driving her insane with pleasure.
"Yes! Oh yessss!" she moaned, fondling the growing bulge in her own pants.
She'd never gotten around to wiping the cream off her gloves, by now her clit had received a double dose of the supercharged cream. The once tiny nubbin of flesh had expanded into a full blown sausage, and it was only a matter of time before she gave into the temptation to just whip it out and start jerking off like a dude. Her pussy, too, had puffed up to nearly twice its size and her swollen labia were putting a pleasurable pressure on her throbbing clit-on.
Mahmout began to groan and his yoga-ball sized nuts began to contract, hugging his shaft like a pair of bears snuggling up against an oak tree.
"I think he's getting close," panted Terry, watching Mahmout's eyes as they rolled back in his head.
Kevin nodded and the pair began to stroke faster, driving Mahmout inexorably toward climax.
Diane purred hungrily as she felt Mahmout's shaft grow hot and bulge in anticipation of orgasm. She reached up and grasped the trunk of his shaft, pulling it down with all her weight and inching backwards until the gargantuan cockhead was right in her face.
"What the hell are you doing?" grunted Kevin. "This angle is really difficult."
"Just keep it up a little longer," Diane instructed. "He's close, I can feel it..."
She gazed into Mahmout's gaping cumslit. It was like looking down the barrel of an artillery piece.
Mahmout moaned again and his balls tightened further.
"Oh yeah, cum for me, baby," Diane licked her lips, gripping Mahmout's cockhead firmly behind the flared edges of the broad mushroom and opening her mouth wide.
"Don't tell me you're gonna try and swallow that load?" asked Kevin, his eyes bugging in disbelief. "There's no way you could take it all!"
"I dunno, man," said Terry, "she did chug like, two gallons of protein shake without taking a breath. I think she might be able to handle this."
"There's no way I'm gonna pussy out on taking the world's largest cumshot," said Diane.
Mahmout grunted and his abs tightened as a visible bulge began to climb the twelve and a half foot pillar of his cock.
"Here we go!" Diane grinned and plunged her face into Mahmout's cockhead. His cumslit was actually larger than her mouth, so she stuck her whole face in and opened wide...
This is the part where Diane almost died.
Mahmout let out a terrific howl of pleasure and let loose with a blast of jizz that, for a moment, looked like an explosion of white.
Cum flooded into Diane's mouth, filling her cheeks and spraying out her nose. Her years of experience in sucking cock were the only thing that saved her; if she'd hesitated to swallow for only a split second, three gallons of spunk would have flooded into her lungs instead of her stomach.
The pressure was enough to knock her off her feet, she hit the wall behind her with enough force to crack the drywall, held momentarily in midair by a stream of jizz that would have shamed a fire hose.
Terry and Kevin, still gripping Diane's now eighteen inch nipples, were yanked off balance and flung to the ground as the wet splatter of semen cascaded off the wall and pattered all over them in heavy globs.
Trapped beneath the incredible weight of her tits, Diane flailed helplessly in a lake of cum, her entire body frosted in white goo. She still couldn't breathe and her efforts to call for help only produced sticky bubbles in the inch lick layer of jizz that covered her head.
Terry was the first to realize what was happening and rushed to help, scraping the jizz off Diane's face in wet handfuls and flicking it to the ground. He was coated in semen up to his knees and he could feel it squishing in his socks as he sloshed around to help Diane to a sitting position.
Diane drew a gasping breath and lifted her hand to her nose, clamping down on one nostril and blowing a thick rope of jizz out the other.
"Holy. Living. Fuck!" exclaimed Kevin, lifting himself off the ground and stepping away from the expanding puddle of jizz. "That was-"
"The most awesome thing I've ever experienced!" shouted Diane, raising her fists over her head in triumph.

Mahmout lay on his back twelve feet away, moaning softly in his own private world as his still-firm cock pumped out the dregs of his orgasm in footlong ropes.
"Dudes, help me up!" Diane ordered, "There's jizz going to waste!"
Terry and Kevin hesitated for a moment, then shrugged and hoisted Diane up by her armpits, rolling her forward on her gargantuan tits until she could latch onto Mahmout's still-pulsing cockhead.
Now that the flow of Mahmout's cum was more like a garden hose than a firehose, Diane drank from it easily, guzzling down the hot liquid with enthusiasm.
"Where does she put it all?" asked Kevin.
"Isn't it obvious?" Terry nudged one of Diane's boobs with his foot.
Diane's stomach didn't remain bloated for long. Her tits were still growing and their overcharged metabolism made swift use of Mahmout's load. For several minutes, it seemed like Mahmout were pumping directly into Diane's hefty gazongas. With every gulp, her boobs swelled a little larger and her nipples puffed out a little further. Before long, her erect teats were the size of traffic cones, jutting from a pair of breasts that were each as large as she was.
"Oh man!" sighed Diane, scooping the last of Mahmout's cum out of his slit with her finger and licking it off like cake frosting.
"So, did this thing get any smaller?" asked Terry, looking over the fleshy yards of Mahmout's monster dick.
"It looks smaller, but that might just be because it's starting to get soft," observed Kevin.
Diane nodded.
"We'll give him time to built up another load, then go again," she said.
Kevin raised a hand.
"Can we like, give him an hour or something? I'm fucking exhausted."
"Yeah, and I'd kind of like to take a shower," added Terry, gesturing to the slick coat of cum that covered most of his lower body.
"Whatever," Diane shrugged, sending a small cascade of spunk rolling off her soulders where it merged with the goopy puddle that covered most of the floor. "Just remember we've gotta do this like, five more times before he'll be small enough to walk. If you take long breaks in between, we'll be at this all day."
"Yeah, I'm sure you'd hate that," Terry rolled his eyes.
Diane made a kissy face at him and leaned forward on her boobs, luxuriating in their bouncy softness. She felt another stir in her loins and remembered she had plenty to keep herself occupied while she waited for Mahmout's gargantuan balls to churn up a new load of hot cum.
Her boobs weren't the only thing that had taken advantage of Mahmout's load to fuel their growth. Her sausage-like clit was swiftly expanding into a full blown bratwurst. She wondered it Terry would be jealous if she got bigger than him.
With that thought in mind, she waited for Terry and Kevin to leave before snagging the bottle of cream. She had to scoop it off the bed with Mahmout's lacrosse stick, as she couldn't reach that far. A couple of pumps filled her gloved hand with a satisfying mound of the precious growth cream and she began to massage it vigorously into her hungry clit...

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Moving

2017-11-12T19:11:17Z

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This is a set of pages meant to facilitate the discussion on moving Noisebridge to a new physical location. We should use this space to capture consensus as it occurs, and to draw all our planning tools together.
 

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NEXT MEETING: 2017-11-18 at 18:00

== New Space 2017 Meeting Notes ==
* [[New space meeting 2017 11 11]]

== 2009 Move page ==

* [[Moving2009]]

* "Diane, you realize that the first time we put the cream on him, it was covering, like, the surface area of a slightly above average cock. He grew from like, eight inches to six feet. Now, you've put twice as much cream on six feet of cock," said Terry, rushing to spread the cream as much as possible over the quickly expanding surface of Diane's tits.
The disproportionate application of cream was already beginning to have an effect on the proportions of Diane's boobs, spreading her nipples apart as the inside of her chest expanded faster than the outside. Terry and Kevin rushed to even the rate of expansion.
"I don't think it'll be that much more," she smirked, admiring the swiftly increasing height of Mahmout's erection.
Mahmout's cockhead bulged, popping completely free of its sheath of foreskin and expanding rapidly upwards and outwards. It was already bigger than Diane's head by the time she realized she might have made a miscalculation.
"Well, don't worry, the plan's still the same," she said, standing in the shadow of what was now easily eight feet and a hundred and sixty pounds of throbbing cockflesh.
She began to slide her body up and down the rapidly expanding shaft. The flesh of her tits continuing to bulge as well. It spilled over her arms and quickly became cumbersome to manipulate.
"Um, a little help?" Diane grunted, breathing heavily with the effort of lifting her chest.
Terry and Kevin abandoned their cream spreading duties and took up positions on either side of Diane's now jumbo-beach ball sized tits.
Together the trio got into an unsteady up-down rhythm that actually seemed to be working.
Mahmout let out moan.
"See? Here we go," Diane puffed, beads of sweat glistening on her forehead.
"You idiots aren't getting me off," said Mahmout. "I'm fucking starving!"
"Kevin! Protein shake!" Diane pointed commandingly at the door.
Kevin hopped to, grabbing the jug and the tub of powder and dashing out the room.
Terry and Diane huffed and puffed trying to take up the slack of Kevin's absence.
Kevin, meanwhile, was glad for the break. His own experiment with the cream was quickly becoming uncomfortable and he had to make some serious adjustments.
"Damn!" he looked down admiringly at the now obvious bulge snaking down his jeans. From the look of things, he was rapidly approaching the double digits in length.
Her glanced surreptitiously over both shoulders and unzipped his fly, reaching into his jeans and pulling out his newly expanded cock. His gloves were almost clean of cream now, but he still felt a slick coldness in his hand that contrasted with the warmth of his swelling shaft.
"Fuck, that's gorgeous!" he said, feeling the heft of his new tool.
The cream had exaggerated the shape and qualities of his old cock quite a bit, and the new, girthy beast jutting from his fly displayed a distinct upward curve ending in a large, very broadly flared mushroom tip.
"I've got to play with this thing later..." he grinned, finishing up with the jug of protein shake and returning to the room.
Things in Mahmout's room had become somewhat chaotic. There was a lot of grunting and shouting as Mahmout hurled insults at Diane and Terry for cursing him with this freakish endowment.
Kevin handed the jug to Mahmout and returned to his spot lifting Diane's left boob.
Mahmout drank almost as greedily as Diane, every swallow adding visible length and girth to his mammoth wang, which was, ironically, much larger than a mammoth's wang. If Mahmout or the others had bothered to measure, they probably would have become lightheaded upon realizing his cock was now approaching ten feet in length, with no signs of slowing down.
Mahmout's temper calmed once his hunger was satisfied, and he actually started to get into receiving the world's largest tit-fuck. Waves of pleasure accompanied every heave and stroke of Diane's gargantuan bosom, and the tingling, growing sensation was a guilty pleasure all his own.
He felt his balls begin to tighten.
Unfortunately, the jerk-off team was flagging fast. Terry and Kevin were both star lacrosse players, and Diane possessed the truly awe-inspiring stamina of a dedicated sex-fiend, but doing squats while supporting nearly a hundred pounds of boobs gets tiring fast.
Kevin was really starting to flag when he hit upon a bright idea. Snagging the bottle of growth cream, he pumped out a gleaming dollop into his hand and began to vigorously rub Diane's nipple.
"Dude, what're you doing?" asked Diane.
Terry had to crane his neck to see around Diane's mountainous boobs and Mahmout's monster cock.
"I can't left this thing. I need leverage, man, something to hold onto," explained Kevin. "Here, check it out."
Kevin gestured to Diane's left nipple, which had sprung out into an eight inch cone. Kevin gripped it with both hands and began to work it like a lever.
"That's pretty clever," admitted Diane. She turned to Terry. "Well? Don't just stand there like a chump, do the other one. I don't want to have lopsided nipples..."
Kevin tossed Terry the bottle and Terry spread what he estimated was an equivalent amount of cream on Diane's right nipple. It puffed up rapidly, springing forward with eager hardness. Beneath it, the puffy, dark pink disk of Diane's aureola began to spread over the surface area of her boob, expanding to the size of a dinner plate in seconds.
"Oh fuck my nipples are sensitive now!" Diane moaned. "Keep working them! Now stroke them a little. Oh, God yes..."
Diane melted where she stood as Terry and Kevin alternatively levered and stroked Diane's nipples.
Of course, an amount of cream sufficient to get Diane's nipples to sprout up eight inches in a few seconds was definitely not going to stop there. Before too long, Diane's nipples jutted over a foot from the surface of her boobs and were thicker than Terry's wrist. Her aureolae, meanwhile, had begun to puff upwards, as well as outwards, and formed conical hills of their own, broadening out to the size of serving trays at the base.
"Ummm..." said Terry, looking concerned at the increasingly disproportionate growth of Diane's teats.
"Doesn't fucking matter," Diane moaned ecstatically. "Just keep stroking!"

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