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User:Adi

2014-06-19T14:29:59Z

Crw: Undo revision 43046 by 103.11.35.5 (talk)

[[Image:Adi-purple.jpg|right|100px]]
== Contact ==
* radii on #noisebridge
* adi@hexapodia.org via SMTP and XMPP/Jabber
* 415-509-3112

== Projects ==
* blimp. I'm building a small indoor blimp that runs Linux on Gumstix. Little progress recently due to Noisebridge administrative overhead and build-out distractions.
* [[RepRap]]
* kernels, filesystems, security, performance, and so on.

== Identifiers ==
=== ssh public key ===
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=== GPG public key ===
http://web.hexapodia.org/~adi/gpg.txt
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=== <tt>/etc/passwd</tt> entry ===
# adduser --shell /bin/zsh --uid 22448 --gecos 'Andy Isaacson' adi
...
# getent passwd adi
adi:x:22448:22448:Andy Isaacson,,,:/home/adi:/bin/zsh

[[Category:PGP]]

Noisebridge

2014-06-19T01:08:03Z

Crw:

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|width="100%"|<center><h1 style="line-height:1.1em;padding-top:0">Programming • Hardware • Science • Photography • Security Robotics • Art • 3D Printing • Wood/Metalworking • and more!</h1></center>
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|width="100%"|<big>We are Noisebridge</big>

Noisebridge is a [http://hackerspaces.org/ hackerspace] for technical-creative projects, [[Do-ocracy|doocratically]] run by our members. We are [[Incorporation|a non-profit educational institution]] intended for public benefit. We operate primarily in a 5,200 square-foot space located in the heart of San Francisco. We teach, we learn, we share. [[Noisebridge_Vision|Read more about Noisebridge]] or [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wamwklXWK4M watch a short video]…

We are committed to providing a safe space to work, learn, and play. Please read and understand our [[anti-harassment policy]] and [[community standards]]. This is how we expect people to behave when they are at Noisebridge, and you should also expect this standard of behavior from others in the space.

Noisebridge relies on your donations to continue operating. If you have found Noisebridge useful, please consider [[donate|donating]] to help us keep operating.

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|width="100%"|<h1 style="line-height:1.1em;padding-top:0;text-align: center;font-weight: bold;">Upgrade / [[Reboot|Reboot]]</h1>
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|width="100%"|'''Noisebridge will be closed for the month of July.''' Access to the space will be restricted to make way for electrical and other critical cleanups and retrofits. The tentative closure schedule is as follows:
* June 23rd - 30th: "soft close" to allow work to be done to prep for Survey Inspection
* July 1st: "hard close" - major cleanout of the space (necessary to allow all electrical work to be done)
* August 1st: "soft reopening" - work will still be in progress, but guests will be allowed.
* August 15th: Grand Reopening and Kickass Fundraising Party to benefit the Noisebridge Reboot.

[https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/2014-June/001114.html Further details can be found in this announcement message.]

* Note that our associated hackerspace in Oakland, [https://sudoroom.org/ Sudo Room], is tentatively planning to relocate to its new [http://wiki.omni-oakland.org/w/Main_Page Omni Oakland Collective] location at some point within this Upgrade/Reboot time-period. Please see Sudo Room's [https://lists.sudoroom.org/pipermail/sudo-announce/ Announce list] postings as well as postings by both hackerspaces' members at the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Noisebridge Discuss list] for further status on this local hackerspace alternative available during our July closure.
 
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|style="padding:0px 6px 3px 6px;border-left:1px solid #990000;border-bottom:1px solid #990000;border-right:1px solid #990000;"|We're located at: <center>'''[[Getting Here|2169 Mission St]], San Francisco''' [http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&mlon=-122.419372&zoom=16 OpenStreetMap] - [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 Google Maps] 2 blocks South of [[Getting_Here#Getting_Here_by_BART | 16th & Mission BART]]</center><ul><li>[[Getting_In | How to get into the space]]</li><li>Noisebridge's committment to being a [[The Anti-Harassment Policy | safe space]] and other [[community standards]]</li><li>[[About]]</li></ul>||width="16px" style="background:#ffffff;"| ||style="padding:0px 6px 3px 6px;border-left:1px solid #990000;border-bottom:1px solid #990000;border-right:1px solid #990000;"|<ul><li>[[Resources|What we offer]]</li><li>[[:Category:Events|Events and classes]]</li><li>[[Hosting an Event|Host an event]]</li><li>[[Noisebridge Vision | Learn about our vision]]</li><li>'''[[Mailinglist|Join one of our mailing lists]]'''</li><li>[[#Get_in_Touch|Contact us]]</li><li>[[How_to_join_Noisebridge | Join our community]] </li> </ul>||width="16px" style="background:#ffffff;"| ||style="padding:0px 6px 3px 6px;border-left:1px solid #990000;border-bottom:1px solid #990000;border-right:1px solid #990000;"|<ul><li>[[Membership|Become a member]]! [[Membership/FAQ|FAQ]]! Pay monthly sub: [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Dues%20%28Starving%20Hacker%29&cy_code=USD&a3=40&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $40/mo] [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Dues%20%28Standard%29&cy_code=USD&a3=80&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $80/mo] [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Dues%20%28Doing%20well%29&cy_code=USD&a3=160&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $160/mo]</li><li>[[Donate or Pay Dues|Make a monthly donation]]! [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Donation%20%28Affiliate%20Member%29&cy_code=USD&a3=10&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $10/mo] [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Donation%20%28Affiliate%20Member%29&cy_code=USD&a3=20&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $20/mo][https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Donation%20%28Affiliate%20Hacker%29&cy_code=USD&a3=40&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $40/mo][https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Donation%20%28Affiliate%29&cy_code=USD&a3=80&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $80/mo]</li><li>[[Donate or Pay Dues|'''Other ways to donate!''']]</li></ul>
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<big>Create With Us!</big>
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[[Image:Tour_Thumbnail.jpg|200px|link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wGMjRJpLCA]] 
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wGMjRJpLCA Watch this video tour of the space.]
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Our [[2169_Mission|5,200 square-foot space (483m2)]] contains an [[Electronics_Lab|electronics lab]], [[Shop|machine shop]], [[Sewing|sewing/crafting supplies]], [[Classrooms|two classrooms]], [[Conference_Area|conference area]], [[library|library]], [[Darkroom|darkroom]], and [[Kitchen|kitchen]]. [[Diversity|Everyone]] is welcome to use [[Resources|our many resources]]. Find others to create with. Find help with your projects. Help others with their projects. Learn, teach, share. Come to Noisebridge and create! Noisebridge's public [[Hours|hours]] are now 24/7. New visitors are welcome any time (all ages, all skill levels), but it's best to visit when members are present or during an event to make sure we have a volunteer to show you around and make introductions.
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[[Image:2169mission.jpg|thumb|right|Front door to our space at 2169 Mission]]
[[Image:Arduinos For Total Newbies workshop.jpg|thumb|right|Arduino for Total Newbies Workshop at Noisebridge]]
[[Image:Noisebridge tools.jpg|thumb|right|A space to learn and create neat things]]
[[Image:Noisebridge_Soldering_Workshop.jpg|thumb|right|[[Circuit_Hacking_Mondays|Soldering Workshop]] at Noisebridge]]
[[Image:Skittlevodka.jpg|thumb|right|Hacking, it's more than just electronics]]
[[Image:Starfive - q's noisebridge project.jpg|thumb|right|Craft hacking]]
[[Image:Noiz_spacemap2012.jpg|thumb|right|digital blueprint of the space as of Nov. 2012]]

== [[:Category:Events|Events and Classes]] ==

Want to attend a class or event? Before you arrive or once you're at the space, just ask the teacher or event organizer if you can be their guest. [[Getting_In#Staying_In | Read more about our access policy]]. Please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.
{{:Category:Events}}
''You'' '''don't''' ''need to be a member to participate in a class or workshop at Noisebridge!'''''

'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, here are some [[Hosting an Event]] tips.

== Info ==

[[Intro Poster]]: How we explain ourselves to new visitors.

[[Resources]]: Stuff in the space -- computer network & servers, project areas, tools, bulk orders from Digikey/McMaster/Mouser.

[[Safety|Safety in the Space]]: What to do in case of an emergency.

[[Press Coverage]]: mentions of Noisebridge in the media (both blog and dead tree).

[[Identity]]: A collection of resources revolving around our identity and logo.

[[The Neighborhood]]: What's in the neighborhood around 2169 Mission

[[Hosting an Event|Hosting an Event at Noisebridge]]: Suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.

[[Hackerspace Infos]]: Howtos, Background, and friendly Hackerspaces elsewhere.

== Get in Touch ==
* '''Press: Please see our [[Press Kit]] - Includes press contacts, pictures, background info, etc.'''
* [[Contacts]] - General contact details for the space
* [[Mailinglist]] - Best way to keep informed of upcoming events
* [[People]]
* [[Twitter]]
* [[IRC|IRC channel]] - irc://chat.freenode.net/#noisebridge
* [[Payphone|Call the red payphone]] - This option is temporarily unavailable
* [[MemoryHole|Legal Requests (information removal, etc)]]
* Here is our '''mailing address''' (different from our physical address): 
          '''Noisebridge''' 
          '''2261 Market Street #235-A''' 
          '''San Francisco, CA 94114'''

[[Image:Passport-badge2.png‎|right|link=Passport|Hackerspace Passports accepted here]]
* Or just [[Getting Here|drop by the space]]. We're open 24/7. New visitors should read up on [[getting in]]. ''all ages, all skill levels'': 
          [[Getting Here|'''2169 Mission St, 3rd floor''']] 
          '''San Francisco, CA 94110'''

== Status ==
'''Noisebridge is up!''' We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and rented our first physical space as of October 1st 2008. We quickly outgrew our first space and have been at our much larger 5,200 square-foot second location since October 1st 2009. We are a [[Incorporation|tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization]] as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008.

Reboot (2014)

2014-06-18T21:23:49Z

Crw: /* Networking */

=The Great Noisebridge Reboot of 2014=

==Goals==
* Electrical refit
* DEEP CLEANING
* Replace member shelves with lockable cubes (get both large and small sizes)
* Refinish the floors (a single poly coat would do nicely)
* Call in Pest Control -- I just had some good experience with The Hitmen (Mitch)
* Spread ethernet wiring across the space more adequately and contain cabling in proper conduit
* replace light fixtures - see ben kochie's email about PG&E rebate and efficient fixtures
* repair and renew A/V infrastructure for classrooms and main area
* anything considered infrastructure should be BOLTED IN. movable infrastructure should have its own lockers.
* reduce number of places people can hide themselves and their things (DJ booth is a major one).

==General Timeline==

===Mid-June===
* <strike>Write to Members and nb-discuss letting people know that the Member Shelves will be dismantled (come claim your stuff, etc)</strike>
* Groups of people should plan to meet to do some heavy lifting, sweeping, and cleaning in late June.
* Groups of people should get together and plan chunks of future work
* Schedule a Survey Inspection (or see if the electricians want to handle it)
* Source ethernet ceiling cages. Make sure we have enough CAT5e to cover the space adequately.

===Late June===
* SIGNAGE -- put up signs all over the space letting people know what's up (see below section "signage")
* Start removing as much e-waste and broken equipment as possible to make way for electricians' Red Flag work.
* Install gate(s) on elevator.
* Install lock on top door (RFID is "nice to have" but a padlock would do.)
* Install lock on fire-escape sliding-door -- needs to open easily and legally from the inside
* Soft close on the 22nd/23rd, secure the space
* Solidify interim access policy, come up with plan for implementation at ingress points
* Start planning the Grand Reopening Party for August 15th (a Friday).
* Remove all food from the space, even non-perishable items.

===Early July===
* Remove as much valuable equipment as possible (or organize into manageable piles) [could remove TO: paid storage container, a trusted person's basement...]
* Tear out the DJ booth, reclaim that space for Church classroom.
* Deep-clean to get rid of grime (especially in kitchen and bathrooms). Call in Pest Control.
* Clear the floors as completely as possible to make way for floor refinishing.
* Refinish the floors.
* Ongoing electrical refit work supervised by Neil and Tim.

===Mid-July===
* Locate lockers. Coordinate to pick them up and transport them to the space. (rough ETA: June 15th, after floor work is done)
* Build network gear and wiring. Install ethernet through ceiling cages (1x length of space and 2x width of space).
* Agree on long-term access control policy

===Late July===
* rebuild the space as desired -- e.g. Jarrod suggests moving the library closer to the front windows (Cool thing: Use lockers as method of keeping space surrounding lockers more clear.)
* paint - Jim suggests using oil-based / non-water-based paint.

===Early August===
* Soft open on the 1st.
* Continue fixing up things that fell through in July.

===Mid-August===
* Grand opening & party on the 15th

==Signage==
* BRIDGE OUT AHEAD
* detour signs with directions on how to get to sudoroom
* detour signs with directions on how to get to Freespace
* For the Kitchen: FOOD MUST BE REMOVED BY JULY 1st. on July 1st, all remaining food will be thrown out.

==Flooring==
from [[User:Jim|jim]]:
* mop
* dig out anything loose but stuck in cracks
* get a floor sander and sand the floor
* vacuum the floor
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply an undercoat to the floor
* use appropriate filler to fill any holes or cracks in the floor
* sand the filler after it dries
* brush on undercoat to the areas with filler
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply a top coat to the floor
* maybe roll or brush on one or two more top coats

==Access Control==
* talk to casey and others about how the existing system works and write it down somewhere
* design up a much simpler method of running video, data down to the ground floor - likely via some conduit
* build a couple of arduino based replacements to control an access panel + LCD display; likely speak over RS485 (cable distance; no need to use ethernet for this)
* .. and place the designs + source code public online on github
* for the elevator - it's likely more of a space issue than an elevator-security issue.
* .. ie, the elevator itself shouldn't be modified; the entry doors(s) after the staircase+elevator need securing.

===During Cleanup===
* Main door
* Elevator
* Emergency path(s) (but be careful!)
* roof entry
* .. what else?

==Volunteers==

===General===
* [[User:thex|thex]]
* rikke
* dan
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]]
* Cory / staryoke
* [[User:Koalahamlet|Mike]]

===Signage===
* [[User:Deja|deja?]]

===Flooring===
* [[User:Jim|Jim]] / Can plan and lead effort, needs 3-4 ppl to help.
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]]

===Carpentry===
* Chuck

===Cleaning===
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz

===Access Control===

====Elevator====
* Monad?
* [[User:AdrianChadd|Adrian]]

====Front Door====
* [[User:AdrianChadd|Adrian]]
* [[User:Hzeller|Henner]]
* [[User:Yesac|Casey?]]

===Transportation===
* Monad
* Matt / piratematt
* [[User:Mux|Drew]]

===Party!===
* Matt / piratematt

===Kitchen===
* [[User:Deja|Deja]]

===Networking===
* [[User:Crw|Chris]]
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]]
* Ben Kochie
* [[User:Yesac|Casey]]

===Painting===
* Cory

Reboot (2014)

2014-06-18T21:23:35Z

Crw: /* Networking */

Reboot (2014)

2014-06-18T21:19:56Z

Crw: /* Kitchen */

=The Great Noisebridge Reboot of 2014=

==Goals==
* Electrical refit
* DEEP CLEANING
* Replace member shelves with lockable cubes (get both large and small sizes)
* Refinish the floors (a single poly coat would do nicely)
* Call in Pest Control -- I just had some good experience with The Hitmen (Mitch)
* Spread ethernet wiring across the space more adequately and contain cabling in proper conduit
* replace light fixtures - see ben kochie's email about PG&E rebate and efficient fixtures
* repair and renew A/V infrastructure for classrooms and main area
* anything considered infrastructure should be BOLTED IN. movable infrastructure should have its own lockers.
* reduce number of places people can hide themselves and their things (DJ booth is a major one).

==General Timeline==

===Mid-June===
* <strike>Write to Members and nb-discuss letting people know that the Member Shelves will be dismantled (come claim your stuff, etc)</strike>
* Groups of people should plan to meet to do some heavy lifting, sweeping, and cleaning in late June.
* Groups of people should get together and plan chunks of future work
* Schedule a Survey Inspection (or see if the electricians want to handle it)
* Source ethernet ceiling cages. Make sure we have enough CAT5e to cover the space adequately.

===Late June===
* SIGNAGE -- put up signs all over the space letting people know what's up (see below section "signage")
* Start removing as much e-waste and broken equipment as possible to make way for electricians' Red Flag work.
* Install gate(s) on elevator.
* Install lock on top door (RFID is "nice to have" but a padlock would do.)
* Install lock on fire-escape sliding-door -- needs to open easily and legally from the inside
* Soft close on the 22nd/23rd, secure the space
* Solidify interim access policy, come up with plan for implementation at ingress points
* Start planning the Grand Reopening Party for August 15th (a Friday).
* Remove all food from the space, even non-perishable items.

===Early July===
* Remove as much valuable equipment as possible (or organize into manageable piles) [could remove TO: paid storage container, a trusted person's basement...]
* Tear out the DJ booth, reclaim that space for Church classroom.
* Deep-clean to get rid of grime (especially in kitchen and bathrooms). Call in Pest Control.
* Clear the floors as completely as possible to make way for floor refinishing.
* Refinish the floors.
* Ongoing electrical refit work supervised by Neil and Tim.

===Mid-July===
* Locate lockers. Coordinate to pick them up and transport them to the space. (rough ETA: June 15th, after floor work is done)
* Build network gear and wiring. Install ethernet through ceiling cages (1x length of space and 2x width of space).
* Agree on long-term access control policy

===Late July===
* rebuild the space as desired -- e.g. Jarrod suggests moving the library closer to the front windows (Cool thing: Use lockers as method of keeping space surrounding lockers more clear.)
* paint - Jim suggests using oil-based / non-water-based paint.

===Early August===
* Soft open on the 1st.
* Continue fixing up things that fell through in July.

===Mid-August===
* Grand opening & party on the 15th

==Signage==
* BRIDGE OUT AHEAD
* detour signs with directions on how to get to sudoroom
* detour signs with directions on how to get to Freespace
* For the Kitchen: FOOD MUST BE REMOVED BY JULY 1st. on July 1st, all remaining food will be thrown out.

==Flooring==
from [[User:Jim|jim]]:
* mop
* dig out anything loose but stuck in cracks
* get a floor sander and sand the floor
* vacuum the floor
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply an undercoat to the floor
* use appropriate filler to fill any holes or cracks in the floor
* sand the filler after it dries
* brush on undercoat to the areas with filler
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply a top coat to the floor
* maybe roll or brush on one or two more top coats

==Access Control==
* talk to casey and others about how the existing system works and write it down somewhere
* design up a much simpler method of running video, data down to the ground floor - likely via some conduit
* build a couple of arduino based replacements to control an access panel + LCD display; likely speak over RS485 (cable distance; no need to use ethernet for this)
* .. and place the designs + source code public online on github
* for the elevator - it's likely more of a space issue than an elevator-security issue.
* .. ie, the elevator itself shouldn't be modified; the entry doors(s) after the staircase+elevator need securing.

===During Cleanup===
* Main door
* Elevator
* Emergency path(s) (but be careful!)
* roof entry
* .. what else?

==Volunteers==

===General===
* [[User:thex|thex]]
* rikke
* dan
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]]
* Cory / staryoke
* [[User:Koalahamlet|Mike]]

===Signage===
* [[User:Deja|deja?]]

===Flooring===
* [[User:Jim|Jim]] / Can plan and lead effort, needs 3-4 ppl to help.
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]]

===Carpentry===
* Chuck

===Cleaning===
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz

===Access Control===

====Elevator====
* Monad?
* [[User:AdrianChadd|Adrian]]

====Front Door====
* [[User:AdrianChadd|Adrian]]
* [[User:Hzeller|Henner]]
* [[User:Yesac|Casey?]]

===Transportation===
* Monad
* Matt / piratematt
* [[User:Mux|Drew]]

===Party!===
* Matt / piratematt

===Kitchen===
* [[User:Deja|Deja]]

===Networking===
* Chris / crw
* Naomi / nthmost
* Ben Kochie
* Casey

===Painting===
* Cory

Reboot (2014)

2014-06-18T21:19:37Z

Crw: /* Transportation */

=The Great Noisebridge Reboot of 2014=

==Goals==
* Electrical refit
* DEEP CLEANING
* Replace member shelves with lockable cubes (get both large and small sizes)
* Refinish the floors (a single poly coat would do nicely)
* Call in Pest Control -- I just had some good experience with The Hitmen (Mitch)
* Spread ethernet wiring across the space more adequately and contain cabling in proper conduit
* replace light fixtures - see ben kochie's email about PG&E rebate and efficient fixtures
* repair and renew A/V infrastructure for classrooms and main area
* anything considered infrastructure should be BOLTED IN. movable infrastructure should have its own lockers.
* reduce number of places people can hide themselves and their things (DJ booth is a major one).

==General Timeline==

===Mid-June===
* <strike>Write to Members and nb-discuss letting people know that the Member Shelves will be dismantled (come claim your stuff, etc)</strike>
* Groups of people should plan to meet to do some heavy lifting, sweeping, and cleaning in late June.
* Groups of people should get together and plan chunks of future work
* Schedule a Survey Inspection (or see if the electricians want to handle it)
* Source ethernet ceiling cages. Make sure we have enough CAT5e to cover the space adequately.

===Late June===
* SIGNAGE -- put up signs all over the space letting people know what's up (see below section "signage")
* Start removing as much e-waste and broken equipment as possible to make way for electricians' Red Flag work.
* Install gate(s) on elevator.
* Install lock on top door (RFID is "nice to have" but a padlock would do.)
* Install lock on fire-escape sliding-door -- needs to open easily and legally from the inside
* Soft close on the 22nd/23rd, secure the space
* Solidify interim access policy, come up with plan for implementation at ingress points
* Start planning the Grand Reopening Party for August 15th (a Friday).
* Remove all food from the space, even non-perishable items.

===Early July===
* Remove as much valuable equipment as possible (or organize into manageable piles) [could remove TO: paid storage container, a trusted person's basement...]
* Tear out the DJ booth, reclaim that space for Church classroom.
* Deep-clean to get rid of grime (especially in kitchen and bathrooms). Call in Pest Control.
* Clear the floors as completely as possible to make way for floor refinishing.
* Refinish the floors.
* Ongoing electrical refit work supervised by Neil and Tim.

===Mid-July===
* Locate lockers. Coordinate to pick them up and transport them to the space. (rough ETA: June 15th, after floor work is done)
* Build network gear and wiring. Install ethernet through ceiling cages (1x length of space and 2x width of space).
* Agree on long-term access control policy

===Late July===
* rebuild the space as desired -- e.g. Jarrod suggests moving the library closer to the front windows (Cool thing: Use lockers as method of keeping space surrounding lockers more clear.)
* paint - Jim suggests using oil-based / non-water-based paint.

===Early August===
* Soft open on the 1st.
* Continue fixing up things that fell through in July.

===Mid-August===
* Grand opening & party on the 15th

==Signage==
* BRIDGE OUT AHEAD
* detour signs with directions on how to get to sudoroom
* detour signs with directions on how to get to Freespace
* For the Kitchen: FOOD MUST BE REMOVED BY JULY 1st. on July 1st, all remaining food will be thrown out.

==Flooring==
from [[User:Jim|jim]]:
* mop
* dig out anything loose but stuck in cracks
* get a floor sander and sand the floor
* vacuum the floor
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply an undercoat to the floor
* use appropriate filler to fill any holes or cracks in the floor
* sand the filler after it dries
* brush on undercoat to the areas with filler
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply a top coat to the floor
* maybe roll or brush on one or two more top coats

==Access Control==
* talk to casey and others about how the existing system works and write it down somewhere
* design up a much simpler method of running video, data down to the ground floor - likely via some conduit
* build a couple of arduino based replacements to control an access panel + LCD display; likely speak over RS485 (cable distance; no need to use ethernet for this)
* .. and place the designs + source code public online on github
* for the elevator - it's likely more of a space issue than an elevator-security issue.
* .. ie, the elevator itself shouldn't be modified; the entry doors(s) after the staircase+elevator need securing.

===During Cleanup===
* Main door
* Elevator
* Emergency path(s) (but be careful!)
* roof entry
* .. what else?

==Volunteers==

===General===
* [[User:thex|thex]]
* rikke
* dan
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]]
* Cory / staryoke
* [[User:Koalahamlet|Mike]]

===Signage===
* [[User:Deja|deja?]]

===Flooring===
* [[User:Jim|Jim]] / Can plan and lead effort, needs 3-4 ppl to help.
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]]

===Carpentry===
* Chuck

===Cleaning===
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz

===Access Control===

====Elevator====
* Monad?
* [[User:AdrianChadd|Adrian]]

====Front Door====
* [[User:AdrianChadd|Adrian]]
* [[User:Hzeller|Henner]]
* [[User:Yesac|Casey?]]

===Transportation===
* Monad
* Matt / piratematt
* [[User:Mux|Drew]]

===Party!===
* Matt / piratematt

===Kitchen===
* Deja

===Networking===
* Chris / crw
* Naomi / nthmost
* Ben Kochie
* Casey

===Painting===
* Cory

Reboot (2014)

2014-06-18T21:18:23Z

Crw: /* Front Door */

=The Great Noisebridge Reboot of 2014=

==Goals==
* Electrical refit
* DEEP CLEANING
* Replace member shelves with lockable cubes (get both large and small sizes)
* Refinish the floors (a single poly coat would do nicely)
* Call in Pest Control -- I just had some good experience with The Hitmen (Mitch)
* Spread ethernet wiring across the space more adequately and contain cabling in proper conduit
* replace light fixtures - see ben kochie's email about PG&E rebate and efficient fixtures
* repair and renew A/V infrastructure for classrooms and main area
* anything considered infrastructure should be BOLTED IN. movable infrastructure should have its own lockers.
* reduce number of places people can hide themselves and their things (DJ booth is a major one).

==General Timeline==

===Mid-June===
* <strike>Write to Members and nb-discuss letting people know that the Member Shelves will be dismantled (come claim your stuff, etc)</strike>
* Groups of people should plan to meet to do some heavy lifting, sweeping, and cleaning in late June.
* Groups of people should get together and plan chunks of future work
* Schedule a Survey Inspection (or see if the electricians want to handle it)
* Source ethernet ceiling cages. Make sure we have enough CAT5e to cover the space adequately.

===Late June===
* SIGNAGE -- put up signs all over the space letting people know what's up (see below section "signage")
* Start removing as much e-waste and broken equipment as possible to make way for electricians' Red Flag work.
* Install gate(s) on elevator.
* Install lock on top door (RFID is "nice to have" but a padlock would do.)
* Install lock on fire-escape sliding-door -- needs to open easily and legally from the inside
* Soft close on the 22nd/23rd, secure the space
* Solidify interim access policy, come up with plan for implementation at ingress points
* Start planning the Grand Reopening Party for August 15th (a Friday).
* Remove all food from the space, even non-perishable items.

===Early July===
* Remove as much valuable equipment as possible (or organize into manageable piles) [could remove TO: paid storage container, a trusted person's basement...]
* Tear out the DJ booth, reclaim that space for Church classroom.
* Deep-clean to get rid of grime (especially in kitchen and bathrooms). Call in Pest Control.
* Clear the floors as completely as possible to make way for floor refinishing.
* Refinish the floors.
* Ongoing electrical refit work supervised by Neil and Tim.

===Mid-July===
* Locate lockers. Coordinate to pick them up and transport them to the space. (rough ETA: June 15th, after floor work is done)
* Build network gear and wiring. Install ethernet through ceiling cages (1x length of space and 2x width of space).
* Agree on long-term access control policy

===Late July===
* rebuild the space as desired -- e.g. Jarrod suggests moving the library closer to the front windows (Cool thing: Use lockers as method of keeping space surrounding lockers more clear.)
* paint - Jim suggests using oil-based / non-water-based paint.

===Early August===
* Soft open on the 1st.
* Continue fixing up things that fell through in July.

===Mid-August===
* Grand opening & party on the 15th

==Signage==
* BRIDGE OUT AHEAD
* detour signs with directions on how to get to sudoroom
* detour signs with directions on how to get to Freespace
* For the Kitchen: FOOD MUST BE REMOVED BY JULY 1st. on July 1st, all remaining food will be thrown out.

==Flooring==
from [[User:Jim|jim]]:
* mop
* dig out anything loose but stuck in cracks
* get a floor sander and sand the floor
* vacuum the floor
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply an undercoat to the floor
* use appropriate filler to fill any holes or cracks in the floor
* sand the filler after it dries
* brush on undercoat to the areas with filler
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply a top coat to the floor
* maybe roll or brush on one or two more top coats

==Access Control==
* talk to casey and others about how the existing system works and write it down somewhere
* design up a much simpler method of running video, data down to the ground floor - likely via some conduit
* build a couple of arduino based replacements to control an access panel + LCD display; likely speak over RS485 (cable distance; no need to use ethernet for this)
* .. and place the designs + source code public online on github
* for the elevator - it's likely more of a space issue than an elevator-security issue.
* .. ie, the elevator itself shouldn't be modified; the entry doors(s) after the staircase+elevator need securing.

===During Cleanup===
* Main door
* Elevator
* Emergency path(s) (but be careful!)
* roof entry
* .. what else?

==Volunteers==

===General===
* [[User:thex|thex]]
* rikke
* dan
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]]
* Cory / staryoke
* [[User:Koalahamlet|Mike]]

===Signage===
* [[User:Deja|deja?]]

===Flooring===
* [[User:Jim|Jim]] / Can plan and lead effort, needs 3-4 ppl to help.
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]]

===Carpentry===
* Chuck

===Cleaning===
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz

===Access Control===

====Elevator====
* Monad?
* [[User:AdrianChadd|Adrian]]

====Front Door====
* [[User:AdrianChadd|Adrian]]
* [[User:Hzeller|Henner]]
* [[User:Yesac|Casey?]]

===Transportation===
* Monad / immonad@yahoo.com
* Matt / piratematt / bugsglo@gmail.com
* Drew / mux / drew@riotnrrd.com

===Party!===
* Matt / piratematt

===Kitchen===
* Deja

===Networking===
* Chris / crw
* Naomi / nthmost
* Ben Kochie
* Casey

===Painting===
* Cory

Reboot (2014)

2014-06-18T21:16:00Z

Crw: /* Elevator */

=The Great Noisebridge Reboot of 2014=

==Goals==
* Electrical refit
* DEEP CLEANING
* Replace member shelves with lockable cubes (get both large and small sizes)
* Refinish the floors (a single poly coat would do nicely)
* Call in Pest Control -- I just had some good experience with The Hitmen (Mitch)
* Spread ethernet wiring across the space more adequately and contain cabling in proper conduit
* replace light fixtures - see ben kochie's email about PG&E rebate and efficient fixtures
* repair and renew A/V infrastructure for classrooms and main area
* anything considered infrastructure should be BOLTED IN. movable infrastructure should have its own lockers.
* reduce number of places people can hide themselves and their things (DJ booth is a major one).

==General Timeline==

===Mid-June===
* <strike>Write to Members and nb-discuss letting people know that the Member Shelves will be dismantled (come claim your stuff, etc)</strike>
* Groups of people should plan to meet to do some heavy lifting, sweeping, and cleaning in late June.
* Groups of people should get together and plan chunks of future work
* Schedule a Survey Inspection (or see if the electricians want to handle it)
* Source ethernet ceiling cages. Make sure we have enough CAT5e to cover the space adequately.

===Late June===
* SIGNAGE -- put up signs all over the space letting people know what's up (see below section "signage")
* Start removing as much e-waste and broken equipment as possible to make way for electricians' Red Flag work.
* Install gate(s) on elevator.
* Install lock on top door (RFID is "nice to have" but a padlock would do.)
* Install lock on fire-escape sliding-door -- needs to open easily and legally from the inside
* Soft close on the 22nd/23rd, secure the space
* Solidify interim access policy, come up with plan for implementation at ingress points
* Start planning the Grand Reopening Party for August 15th (a Friday).
* Remove all food from the space, even non-perishable items.

===Early July===
* Remove as much valuable equipment as possible (or organize into manageable piles) [could remove TO: paid storage container, a trusted person's basement...]
* Tear out the DJ booth, reclaim that space for Church classroom.
* Deep-clean to get rid of grime (especially in kitchen and bathrooms). Call in Pest Control.
* Clear the floors as completely as possible to make way for floor refinishing.
* Refinish the floors.
* Ongoing electrical refit work supervised by Neil and Tim.

===Mid-July===
* Locate lockers. Coordinate to pick them up and transport them to the space. (rough ETA: June 15th, after floor work is done)
* Build network gear and wiring. Install ethernet through ceiling cages (1x length of space and 2x width of space).
* Agree on long-term access control policy

===Late July===
* rebuild the space as desired -- e.g. Jarrod suggests moving the library closer to the front windows (Cool thing: Use lockers as method of keeping space surrounding lockers more clear.)
* paint - Jim suggests using oil-based / non-water-based paint.

===Early August===
* Soft open on the 1st.
* Continue fixing up things that fell through in July.

===Mid-August===
* Grand opening & party on the 15th

==Signage==
* BRIDGE OUT AHEAD
* detour signs with directions on how to get to sudoroom
* detour signs with directions on how to get to Freespace
* For the Kitchen: FOOD MUST BE REMOVED BY JULY 1st. on July 1st, all remaining food will be thrown out.

==Flooring==
from [[User:Jim|jim]]:
* mop
* dig out anything loose but stuck in cracks
* get a floor sander and sand the floor
* vacuum the floor
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply an undercoat to the floor
* use appropriate filler to fill any holes or cracks in the floor
* sand the filler after it dries
* brush on undercoat to the areas with filler
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply a top coat to the floor
* maybe roll or brush on one or two more top coats

==Access Control==
* talk to casey and others about how the existing system works and write it down somewhere
* design up a much simpler method of running video, data down to the ground floor - likely via some conduit
* build a couple of arduino based replacements to control an access panel + LCD display; likely speak over RS485 (cable distance; no need to use ethernet for this)
* .. and place the designs + source code public online on github
* for the elevator - it's likely more of a space issue than an elevator-security issue.
* .. ie, the elevator itself shouldn't be modified; the entry doors(s) after the staircase+elevator need securing.

===During Cleanup===
* Main door
* Elevator
* Emergency path(s) (but be careful!)
* roof entry
* .. what else?

==Volunteers==

===General===
* [[User:thex|thex]]
* rikke
* dan
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]]
* Cory / staryoke
* [[User:Koalahamlet|Mike]]

===Signage===
* [[User:Deja|deja?]]

===Flooring===
* [[User:Jim|Jim]] / Can plan and lead effort, needs 3-4 ppl to help.
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]]

===Carpentry===
* Chuck

===Cleaning===
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz

===Access Control===

====Elevator====
* Monad?
* [[User:AdrianChadd|Adrian]]

====Front Door====
* Adrian / adrian
* Henner / hzeller
* Casey? / yesac / c1@caseyc.net

===Transportation===
* Monad / immonad@yahoo.com
* Matt / piratematt / bugsglo@gmail.com
* Drew / mux / drew@riotnrrd.com

===Party!===
* Matt / piratematt

===Kitchen===
* Deja

===Networking===
* Chris / crw
* Naomi / nthmost
* Ben Kochie
* Casey

===Painting===
* Cory

Reboot (2014)

2014-06-18T21:13:47Z

Crw: /* Cleaning */

=The Great Noisebridge Reboot of 2014=

==Goals==
* Electrical refit
* DEEP CLEANING
* Replace member shelves with lockable cubes (get both large and small sizes)
* Refinish the floors (a single poly coat would do nicely)
* Call in Pest Control -- I just had some good experience with The Hitmen (Mitch)
* Spread ethernet wiring across the space more adequately and contain cabling in proper conduit
* replace light fixtures - see ben kochie's email about PG&E rebate and efficient fixtures
* repair and renew A/V infrastructure for classrooms and main area
* anything considered infrastructure should be BOLTED IN. movable infrastructure should have its own lockers.
* reduce number of places people can hide themselves and their things (DJ booth is a major one).

==General Timeline==

===Mid-June===
* <strike>Write to Members and nb-discuss letting people know that the Member Shelves will be dismantled (come claim your stuff, etc)</strike>
* Groups of people should plan to meet to do some heavy lifting, sweeping, and cleaning in late June.
* Groups of people should get together and plan chunks of future work
* Schedule a Survey Inspection (or see if the electricians want to handle it)
* Source ethernet ceiling cages. Make sure we have enough CAT5e to cover the space adequately.

===Late June===
* SIGNAGE -- put up signs all over the space letting people know what's up (see below section "signage")
* Start removing as much e-waste and broken equipment as possible to make way for electricians' Red Flag work.
* Install gate(s) on elevator.
* Install lock on top door (RFID is "nice to have" but a padlock would do.)
* Install lock on fire-escape sliding-door -- needs to open easily and legally from the inside
* Soft close on the 22nd/23rd, secure the space
* Solidify interim access policy, come up with plan for implementation at ingress points
* Start planning the Grand Reopening Party for August 15th (a Friday).
* Remove all food from the space, even non-perishable items.

===Early July===
* Remove as much valuable equipment as possible (or organize into manageable piles) [could remove TO: paid storage container, a trusted person's basement...]
* Tear out the DJ booth, reclaim that space for Church classroom.
* Deep-clean to get rid of grime (especially in kitchen and bathrooms). Call in Pest Control.
* Clear the floors as completely as possible to make way for floor refinishing.
* Refinish the floors.
* Ongoing electrical refit work supervised by Neil and Tim.

===Mid-July===
* Locate lockers. Coordinate to pick them up and transport them to the space. (rough ETA: June 15th, after floor work is done)
* Build network gear and wiring. Install ethernet through ceiling cages (1x length of space and 2x width of space).
* Agree on long-term access control policy

===Late July===
* rebuild the space as desired -- e.g. Jarrod suggests moving the library closer to the front windows (Cool thing: Use lockers as method of keeping space surrounding lockers more clear.)
* paint - Jim suggests using oil-based / non-water-based paint.

===Early August===
* Soft open on the 1st.
* Continue fixing up things that fell through in July.

===Mid-August===
* Grand opening & party on the 15th

==Signage==
* BRIDGE OUT AHEAD
* detour signs with directions on how to get to sudoroom
* detour signs with directions on how to get to Freespace
* For the Kitchen: FOOD MUST BE REMOVED BY JULY 1st. on July 1st, all remaining food will be thrown out.

==Flooring==
from [[User:Jim|jim]]:
* mop
* dig out anything loose but stuck in cracks
* get a floor sander and sand the floor
* vacuum the floor
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply an undercoat to the floor
* use appropriate filler to fill any holes or cracks in the floor
* sand the filler after it dries
* brush on undercoat to the areas with filler
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply a top coat to the floor
* maybe roll or brush on one or two more top coats

==Access Control==
* talk to casey and others about how the existing system works and write it down somewhere
* design up a much simpler method of running video, data down to the ground floor - likely via some conduit
* build a couple of arduino based replacements to control an access panel + LCD display; likely speak over RS485 (cable distance; no need to use ethernet for this)
* .. and place the designs + source code public online on github
* for the elevator - it's likely more of a space issue than an elevator-security issue.
* .. ie, the elevator itself shouldn't be modified; the entry doors(s) after the staircase+elevator need securing.

===During Cleanup===
* Main door
* Elevator
* Emergency path(s) (but be careful!)
* roof entry
* .. what else?

==Volunteers==

===General===
* [[User:thex|thex]]
* rikke
* dan
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]]
* Cory / staryoke
* [[User:Koalahamlet|Mike]]

===Signage===
* [[User:Deja|deja?]]

===Flooring===
* [[User:Jim|Jim]] / Can plan and lead effort, needs 3-4 ppl to help.
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]]

===Carpentry===
* Chuck

===Cleaning===
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz

===Access Control===

====Elevator====
* Monad?
* Adrian / adrian / adrian.chadd@gmail.com

====Front Door====
* Adrian / adrian
* Henner / hzeller
* Casey? / yesac / c1@caseyc.net

===Transportation===
* Monad / immonad@yahoo.com
* Matt / piratematt / bugsglo@gmail.com
* Drew / mux / drew@riotnrrd.com

===Party!===
* Matt / piratematt

===Kitchen===
* Deja

===Networking===
* Chris / crw
* Naomi / nthmost
* Ben Kochie
* Casey

===Painting===
* Cory

Reboot (2014)

2014-06-18T21:13:07Z

Crw: /* Flooring */

=The Great Noisebridge Reboot of 2014=

==Goals==
* Electrical refit
* DEEP CLEANING
* Replace member shelves with lockable cubes (get both large and small sizes)
* Refinish the floors (a single poly coat would do nicely)
* Call in Pest Control -- I just had some good experience with The Hitmen (Mitch)
* Spread ethernet wiring across the space more adequately and contain cabling in proper conduit
* replace light fixtures - see ben kochie's email about PG&E rebate and efficient fixtures
* repair and renew A/V infrastructure for classrooms and main area
* anything considered infrastructure should be BOLTED IN. movable infrastructure should have its own lockers.
* reduce number of places people can hide themselves and their things (DJ booth is a major one).

==General Timeline==

===Mid-June===
* <strike>Write to Members and nb-discuss letting people know that the Member Shelves will be dismantled (come claim your stuff, etc)</strike>
* Groups of people should plan to meet to do some heavy lifting, sweeping, and cleaning in late June.
* Groups of people should get together and plan chunks of future work
* Schedule a Survey Inspection (or see if the electricians want to handle it)
* Source ethernet ceiling cages. Make sure we have enough CAT5e to cover the space adequately.

===Late June===
* SIGNAGE -- put up signs all over the space letting people know what's up (see below section "signage")
* Start removing as much e-waste and broken equipment as possible to make way for electricians' Red Flag work.
* Install gate(s) on elevator.
* Install lock on top door (RFID is "nice to have" but a padlock would do.)
* Install lock on fire-escape sliding-door -- needs to open easily and legally from the inside
* Soft close on the 22nd/23rd, secure the space
* Solidify interim access policy, come up with plan for implementation at ingress points
* Start planning the Grand Reopening Party for August 15th (a Friday).
* Remove all food from the space, even non-perishable items.

===Early July===
* Remove as much valuable equipment as possible (or organize into manageable piles) [could remove TO: paid storage container, a trusted person's basement...]
* Tear out the DJ booth, reclaim that space for Church classroom.
* Deep-clean to get rid of grime (especially in kitchen and bathrooms). Call in Pest Control.
* Clear the floors as completely as possible to make way for floor refinishing.
* Refinish the floors.
* Ongoing electrical refit work supervised by Neil and Tim.

===Mid-July===
* Locate lockers. Coordinate to pick them up and transport them to the space. (rough ETA: June 15th, after floor work is done)
* Build network gear and wiring. Install ethernet through ceiling cages (1x length of space and 2x width of space).
* Agree on long-term access control policy

===Late July===
* rebuild the space as desired -- e.g. Jarrod suggests moving the library closer to the front windows (Cool thing: Use lockers as method of keeping space surrounding lockers more clear.)
* paint - Jim suggests using oil-based / non-water-based paint.

===Early August===
* Soft open on the 1st.
* Continue fixing up things that fell through in July.

===Mid-August===
* Grand opening & party on the 15th

==Signage==
* BRIDGE OUT AHEAD
* detour signs with directions on how to get to sudoroom
* detour signs with directions on how to get to Freespace
* For the Kitchen: FOOD MUST BE REMOVED BY JULY 1st. on July 1st, all remaining food will be thrown out.

==Flooring==
from [[User:Jim|jim]]:
* mop
* dig out anything loose but stuck in cracks
* get a floor sander and sand the floor
* vacuum the floor
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply an undercoat to the floor
* use appropriate filler to fill any holes or cracks in the floor
* sand the filler after it dries
* brush on undercoat to the areas with filler
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply a top coat to the floor
* maybe roll or brush on one or two more top coats

==Access Control==
* talk to casey and others about how the existing system works and write it down somewhere
* design up a much simpler method of running video, data down to the ground floor - likely via some conduit
* build a couple of arduino based replacements to control an access panel + LCD display; likely speak over RS485 (cable distance; no need to use ethernet for this)
* .. and place the designs + source code public online on github
* for the elevator - it's likely more of a space issue than an elevator-security issue.
* .. ie, the elevator itself shouldn't be modified; the entry doors(s) after the staircase+elevator need securing.

===During Cleanup===
* Main door
* Elevator
* Emergency path(s) (but be careful!)
* roof entry
* .. what else?

==Volunteers==

===General===
* [[User:thex|thex]]
* rikke
* dan
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]]
* Cory / staryoke
* [[User:Koalahamlet|Mike]]

===Signage===
* [[User:Deja|deja?]]

===Flooring===
* [[User:Jim|Jim]] / Can plan and lead effort, needs 3-4 ppl to help.
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]]

===Carpentry===
* Chuck

===Cleaning===
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz / xist.co@gmail.com

===Access Control===

====Elevator====
* Monad?
* Adrian / adrian / adrian.chadd@gmail.com

====Front Door====
* Adrian / adrian
* Henner / hzeller
* Casey? / yesac / c1@caseyc.net

===Transportation===
* Monad / immonad@yahoo.com
* Matt / piratematt / bugsglo@gmail.com
* Drew / mux / drew@riotnrrd.com

===Party!===
* Matt / piratematt

===Kitchen===
* Deja

===Networking===
* Chris / crw
* Naomi / nthmost
* Ben Kochie
* Casey

===Painting===
* Cory

Reboot (2014)

2014-06-18T21:11:34Z

Crw: /* Signage */

=The Great Noisebridge Reboot of 2014=

==Goals==
* Electrical refit
* DEEP CLEANING
* Replace member shelves with lockable cubes (get both large and small sizes)
* Refinish the floors (a single poly coat would do nicely)
* Call in Pest Control -- I just had some good experience with The Hitmen (Mitch)
* Spread ethernet wiring across the space more adequately and contain cabling in proper conduit
* replace light fixtures - see ben kochie's email about PG&E rebate and efficient fixtures
* repair and renew A/V infrastructure for classrooms and main area
* anything considered infrastructure should be BOLTED IN. movable infrastructure should have its own lockers.
* reduce number of places people can hide themselves and their things (DJ booth is a major one).

==General Timeline==

===Mid-June===
* <strike>Write to Members and nb-discuss letting people know that the Member Shelves will be dismantled (come claim your stuff, etc)</strike>
* Groups of people should plan to meet to do some heavy lifting, sweeping, and cleaning in late June.
* Groups of people should get together and plan chunks of future work
* Schedule a Survey Inspection (or see if the electricians want to handle it)
* Source ethernet ceiling cages. Make sure we have enough CAT5e to cover the space adequately.

===Late June===
* SIGNAGE -- put up signs all over the space letting people know what's up (see below section "signage")
* Start removing as much e-waste and broken equipment as possible to make way for electricians' Red Flag work.
* Install gate(s) on elevator.
* Install lock on top door (RFID is "nice to have" but a padlock would do.)
* Install lock on fire-escape sliding-door -- needs to open easily and legally from the inside
* Soft close on the 22nd/23rd, secure the space
* Solidify interim access policy, come up with plan for implementation at ingress points
* Start planning the Grand Reopening Party for August 15th (a Friday).
* Remove all food from the space, even non-perishable items.

===Early July===
* Remove as much valuable equipment as possible (or organize into manageable piles) [could remove TO: paid storage container, a trusted person's basement...]
* Tear out the DJ booth, reclaim that space for Church classroom.
* Deep-clean to get rid of grime (especially in kitchen and bathrooms). Call in Pest Control.
* Clear the floors as completely as possible to make way for floor refinishing.
* Refinish the floors.
* Ongoing electrical refit work supervised by Neil and Tim.

===Mid-July===
* Locate lockers. Coordinate to pick them up and transport them to the space. (rough ETA: June 15th, after floor work is done)
* Build network gear and wiring. Install ethernet through ceiling cages (1x length of space and 2x width of space).
* Agree on long-term access control policy

===Late July===
* rebuild the space as desired -- e.g. Jarrod suggests moving the library closer to the front windows (Cool thing: Use lockers as method of keeping space surrounding lockers more clear.)
* paint - Jim suggests using oil-based / non-water-based paint.

===Early August===
* Soft open on the 1st.
* Continue fixing up things that fell through in July.

===Mid-August===
* Grand opening & party on the 15th

==Signage==
* BRIDGE OUT AHEAD
* detour signs with directions on how to get to sudoroom
* detour signs with directions on how to get to Freespace
* For the Kitchen: FOOD MUST BE REMOVED BY JULY 1st. on July 1st, all remaining food will be thrown out.

==Flooring==
from [[User:Jim|jim]]:
* mop
* dig out anything loose but stuck in cracks
* get a floor sander and sand the floor
* vacuum the floor
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply an undercoat to the floor
* use appropriate filler to fill any holes or cracks in the floor
* sand the filler after it dries
* brush on undercoat to the areas with filler
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply a top coat to the floor
* maybe roll or brush on one or two more top coats

==Access Control==
* talk to casey and others about how the existing system works and write it down somewhere
* design up a much simpler method of running video, data down to the ground floor - likely via some conduit
* build a couple of arduino based replacements to control an access panel + LCD display; likely speak over RS485 (cable distance; no need to use ethernet for this)
* .. and place the designs + source code public online on github
* for the elevator - it's likely more of a space issue than an elevator-security issue.
* .. ie, the elevator itself shouldn't be modified; the entry doors(s) after the staircase+elevator need securing.

===During Cleanup===
* Main door
* Elevator
* Emergency path(s) (but be careful!)
* roof entry
* .. what else?

==Volunteers==

===General===
* [[User:thex|thex]]
* rikke
* dan
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]]
* Cory / staryoke
* [[User:Koalahamlet|Mike]]

===Signage===
* [[User:Deja|deja?]]

===Flooring===
* Jim / jim@well.com / Can plan and lead effort, needs 3-4 ppl to help.
* Naomi / nthmost / naomi@nthmost.com

===Carpentry===
* Chuck

===Cleaning===
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz / xist.co@gmail.com

===Access Control===

====Elevator====
* Monad?
* Adrian / adrian / adrian.chadd@gmail.com

====Front Door====
* Adrian / adrian
* Henner / hzeller
* Casey? / yesac / c1@caseyc.net

===Transportation===
* Monad / immonad@yahoo.com
* Matt / piratematt / bugsglo@gmail.com
* Drew / mux / drew@riotnrrd.com

===Party!===
* Matt / piratematt

===Kitchen===
* Deja

===Networking===
* Chris / crw
* Naomi / nthmost
* Ben Kochie
* Casey

===Painting===
* Cory

Reboot (2014)

2014-06-18T21:09:42Z

Crw: /* General */

=The Great Noisebridge Reboot of 2014=

==Goals==
* Electrical refit
* DEEP CLEANING
* Replace member shelves with lockable cubes (get both large and small sizes)
* Refinish the floors (a single poly coat would do nicely)
* Call in Pest Control -- I just had some good experience with The Hitmen (Mitch)
* Spread ethernet wiring across the space more adequately and contain cabling in proper conduit
* replace light fixtures - see ben kochie's email about PG&E rebate and efficient fixtures
* repair and renew A/V infrastructure for classrooms and main area
* anything considered infrastructure should be BOLTED IN. movable infrastructure should have its own lockers.
* reduce number of places people can hide themselves and their things (DJ booth is a major one).

==General Timeline==

===Mid-June===
* <strike>Write to Members and nb-discuss letting people know that the Member Shelves will be dismantled (come claim your stuff, etc)</strike>
* Groups of people should plan to meet to do some heavy lifting, sweeping, and cleaning in late June.
* Groups of people should get together and plan chunks of future work
* Schedule a Survey Inspection (or see if the electricians want to handle it)
* Source ethernet ceiling cages. Make sure we have enough CAT5e to cover the space adequately.

===Late June===
* SIGNAGE -- put up signs all over the space letting people know what's up (see below section "signage")
* Start removing as much e-waste and broken equipment as possible to make way for electricians' Red Flag work.
* Install gate(s) on elevator.
* Install lock on top door (RFID is "nice to have" but a padlock would do.)
* Install lock on fire-escape sliding-door -- needs to open easily and legally from the inside
* Soft close on the 22nd/23rd, secure the space
* Solidify interim access policy, come up with plan for implementation at ingress points
* Start planning the Grand Reopening Party for August 15th (a Friday).
* Remove all food from the space, even non-perishable items.

===Early July===
* Remove as much valuable equipment as possible (or organize into manageable piles)
* Tear out the DJ booth, reclaim that space for Church classroom.
* Deep-clean to get rid of grime (especially in kitchen and bathrooms). Call in Pest Control.
* Clear the floors as completely as possible to make way for floor refinishing.
* Refinish the floors.
* Ongoing electrical refit work supervised by Neil and Tim.

===Mid-July===
* Locate lockers. Coordinate to pick them up and transport them to the space. (rough ETA: June 15th, after floor work is done)
* Build network gear and wiring. Install ethernet through ceiling cages (1x length of space and 2x width of space).
* Agree on long-term access control policy

===Late July===
* rebuild the space as desired -- e.g. Jarrod suggests moving the library closer to the front windows (Cool thing: Use lockers as method of keeping space surrounding lockers more clear.)
* paint - Jim suggests using oil-based / non-water-based paint.

===Early August===
* Soft open on the 1st.
* Continue fixing up things that fell through in July.

===Mid-August===
* Grand opening & party on the 15th

==Signage==
* BRIDGE OUT AHEAD
* detour signs with directions on how to get to sudoroom
* detour signs with directions on how to get to Freespace
* For the Kitchen: FOOD MUST BE REMOVED BY JULY 1st. on July 1st, all remaining food will be thrown out.

==Flooring==
from [[User:Jim|jim]]:
* mop
* dig out anything loose but stuck in cracks
* get a floor sander and sand the floor
* vacuum the floor
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply an undercoat to the floor
* use appropriate filler to fill any holes or cracks in the floor
* sand the filler after it dries
* brush on undercoat to the areas with filler
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply a top coat to the floor
* maybe roll or brush on one or two more top coats

==Access Control==
* talk to casey and others about how the existing system works and write it down somewhere
* design up a much simpler method of running video, data down to the ground floor - likely via some conduit
* build a couple of arduino based replacements to control an access panel + LCD display; likely speak over RS485 (cable distance; no need to use ethernet for this)
* .. and place the designs + source code public online on github
* for the elevator - it's likely more of a space issue than an elevator-security issue.
* .. ie, the elevator itself shouldn't be modified; the entry doors(s) after the staircase+elevator need securing.

===During Cleanup===
* Main door
* Elevator
* Emergency path(s) (but be careful!)
* roof entry
* .. what else?

==Volunteers==

===General===
* [[User:thex|thex]]
* rikke
* dan
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz
* [[User:Nthmost|Naomi]]
* Cory / staryoke
* [[User:Koalahamlet|Mike]]

===Signage===
* deja?

===Flooring===
* Jim / jim@well.com / Can plan and lead effort, needs 3-4 ppl to help.
* Naomi / nthmost / naomi@nthmost.com

===Carpentry===
* Chuck

===Cleaning===
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz / xist.co@gmail.com

===Access Control===

====Elevator====
* Monad?
* Adrian / adrian / adrian.chadd@gmail.com

====Front Door====
* Adrian / adrian
* Henner / hzeller
* Casey? / yesac / c1@caseyc.net

===Transportation===
* Monad / immonad@yahoo.com
* Matt / piratematt / bugsglo@gmail.com
* Drew / mux / drew@riotnrrd.com

===Party!===
* Matt / piratematt

===Kitchen===
* Deja

===Networking===
* Chris / crw
* Naomi / nthmost
* Ben Kochie
* Casey

===Painting===
* Cory

Reboot (2014)

2014-06-18T21:08:08Z

Crw: /* Flooring */

=The Great Noisebridge Reboot of 2014=

==Goals==
* Electrical refit
* DEEP CLEANING
* Replace member shelves with lockable cubes (get both large and small sizes)
* Refinish the floors (a single poly coat would do nicely)
* Call in Pest Control -- I just had some good experience with The Hitmen (Mitch)
* Spread ethernet wiring across the space more adequately and contain cabling in proper conduit
* replace light fixtures - see ben kochie's email about PG&E rebate and efficient fixtures
* repair and renew A/V infrastructure for classrooms and main area
* anything considered infrastructure should be BOLTED IN. movable infrastructure should have its own lockers.
* reduce number of places people can hide themselves and their things (DJ booth is a major one).

==General Timeline==

===Mid-June===
* <strike>Write to Members and nb-discuss letting people know that the Member Shelves will be dismantled (come claim your stuff, etc)</strike>
* Groups of people should plan to meet to do some heavy lifting, sweeping, and cleaning in late June.
* Groups of people should get together and plan chunks of future work
* Schedule a Survey Inspection (or see if the electricians want to handle it)
* Source ethernet ceiling cages. Make sure we have enough CAT5e to cover the space adequately.

===Late June===
* SIGNAGE -- put up signs all over the space letting people know what's up (see below section "signage")
* Start removing as much e-waste and broken equipment as possible to make way for electricians' Red Flag work.
* Install gate(s) on elevator.
* Install lock on top door (RFID is "nice to have" but a padlock would do.)
* Install lock on fire-escape sliding-door -- needs to open easily and legally from the inside
* Soft close on the 22nd/23rd, secure the space
* Solidify interim access policy, come up with plan for implementation at ingress points
* Start planning the Grand Reopening Party for August 15th (a Friday).
* Remove all food from the space, even non-perishable items.

===Early July===
* Remove as much valuable equipment as possible (or organize into manageable piles)
* Tear out the DJ booth, reclaim that space for Church classroom.
* Deep-clean to get rid of grime (especially in kitchen and bathrooms). Call in Pest Control.
* Clear the floors as completely as possible to make way for floor refinishing.
* Refinish the floors.
* Ongoing electrical refit work supervised by Neil and Tim.

===Mid-July===
* Locate lockers. Coordinate to pick them up and transport them to the space. (rough ETA: June 15th, after floor work is done)
* Build network gear and wiring. Install ethernet through ceiling cages (1x length of space and 2x width of space).
* Agree on long-term access control policy

===Late July===
* rebuild the space as desired -- e.g. Jarrod suggests moving the library closer to the front windows (Cool thing: Use lockers as method of keeping space surrounding lockers more clear.)
* paint - Jim suggests using oil-based / non-water-based paint.

===Early August===
* Soft open on the 1st.
* Continue fixing up things that fell through in July.

===Mid-August===
* Grand opening & party on the 15th

==Signage==
* BRIDGE OUT AHEAD
* detour signs with directions on how to get to sudoroom
* detour signs with directions on how to get to Freespace
* For the Kitchen: FOOD MUST BE REMOVED BY JULY 1st. on July 1st, all remaining food will be thrown out.

==Flooring==
from [[User:Jim|jim]]:
* mop
* dig out anything loose but stuck in cracks
* get a floor sander and sand the floor
* vacuum the floor
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply an undercoat to the floor
* use appropriate filler to fill any holes or cracks in the floor
* sand the filler after it dries
* brush on undercoat to the areas with filler
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply a top coat to the floor
* maybe roll or brush on one or two more top coats

==Access Control==
* talk to casey and others about how the existing system works and write it down somewhere
* design up a much simpler method of running video, data down to the ground floor - likely via some conduit
* build a couple of arduino based replacements to control an access panel + LCD display; likely speak over RS485 (cable distance; no need to use ethernet for this)
* .. and place the designs + source code public online on github
* for the elevator - it's likely more of a space issue than an elevator-security issue.
* .. ie, the elevator itself shouldn't be modified; the entry doors(s) after the staircase+elevator need securing.

===During Cleanup===
* Main door
* Elevator
* Emergency path(s) (but be careful!)
* roof entry
* .. what else?

==Volunteers==

===General===
* thex
* rikke
* dan
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz / xist.co@gmail.com
* Naomi / nthmost
* Cory / staryoke
* Mike/ koalahamlet

===Signage===
* deja?

===Flooring===
* Jim / jim@well.com / Can plan and lead effort, needs 3-4 ppl to help.
* Naomi / nthmost / naomi@nthmost.com

===Carpentry===
* Chuck

===Cleaning===
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz / xist.co@gmail.com

===Access Control===

====Elevator====
* Monad?
* Adrian / adrian / adrian.chadd@gmail.com

====Front Door====
* Adrian / adrian
* Henner / hzeller
* Casey? / yesac / c1@caseyc.net

===Transportation===
* Monad / immonad@yahoo.com
* Matt / piratematt / bugsglo@gmail.com
* Drew / mux / drew@riotnrrd.com

===Party!===
* Matt / piratematt

===Kitchen===
* Deja

===Networking===
* Chris / crw
* Naomi / nthmost
* Ben Kochie
* Casey

===Painting===
* Cory

Talk:Reboot (2014)

2014-06-18T21:00:07Z

Crw: Created page with "From the etherpad comments: <blockquote><pre> nthmost:14:50 agreeing completely nthmost:14:51 (does my name show up now?) nthmost:14:51 (ok good) crw:14:51 gonna get seriou..."

From the etherpad comments:
<blockquote><pre>
nthmost:14:50 agreeing completely

nthmost:14:51 (does my name show up now?)

nthmost:14:51 (ok good)

crw:14:51 gonna get serious about rfid tagging the movable infrastructure? or do the lockers solve that problem?

daravinne:14:51 we can do both

nthmost:14:51 RFID tagging equipment is a "nice to have" AFAIC

daravinne:14:52 yeah

crw:14:52 nod

daravinne:14:55 btw we are in mid june

daravinne:14:55 early june is passed

nthmost:14:55 oops, July i meant

crw:14:58 have tentative on-site w/ cable vendors scheduled for monday. waiting confirmation.

nthmost:14:59 oh! awesome

crw:14:59 once i get confirmation i'll email rack to let folks know so they can show up to give input if interested

crw:15:23 it would be an epic prank to post detour signs all the from NB, down through BART and all the way to sudoroom.

crw:15:24 all the way*

nthmost:16:00 now THAT is a fun idea

nthmost:20:21 the interim access policy?

nthmost:20:21 or the long-term one?

crw:20:22 good question

nthmost:20:22 i'd say interim

nthmost:20:22 long-term is something we should all meditate on as we fix up the space.

crw:20:22 yeah for late june, then by mid-july have the long-term one figured out

nthmost:08:20 Adding VOLUNTEERS to the bottom of this sheet

unnamed:17:51 does tearing out the DJ booth mean something will be done with the junk space underneath it as well?

unnamed:17:52 Where is the "valuable equipment" going to be store once removed in early July?
</pre></blockquote>

Reboot (2014)

2014-06-18T20:57:53Z

Crw: Created page with "=The Great Noisebridge Reboot of 2014= ==Goals== * Electrical refit * DEEP CLEANING * Replace member shelves with lockable cubes (get both large and small sizes) * Refinish t..."

=The Great Noisebridge Reboot of 2014=

==Goals==
* Electrical refit
* DEEP CLEANING
* Replace member shelves with lockable cubes (get both large and small sizes)
* Refinish the floors (a single poly coat would do nicely)
* Call in Pest Control -- I just had some good experience with The Hitmen (Mitch)
* Spread ethernet wiring across the space more adequately and contain cabling in proper conduit
* replace light fixtures - see ben kochie's email about PG&E rebate and efficient fixtures
* repair and renew A/V infrastructure for classrooms and main area
* anything considered infrastructure should be BOLTED IN. movable infrastructure should have its own lockers.
* reduce number of places people can hide themselves and their things (DJ booth is a major one).

==General Timeline==

===Mid-June===
* <strike>Write to Members and nb-discuss letting people know that the Member Shelves will be dismantled (come claim your stuff, etc)</strike>
* Groups of people should plan to meet to do some heavy lifting, sweeping, and cleaning in late June.
* Groups of people should get together and plan chunks of future work
* Schedule a Survey Inspection (or see if the electricians want to handle it)
* Source ethernet ceiling cages. Make sure we have enough CAT5e to cover the space adequately.

===Late June===
* SIGNAGE -- put up signs all over the space letting people know what's up (see below section "signage")
* Start removing as much e-waste and broken equipment as possible to make way for electricians' Red Flag work.
* Install gate(s) on elevator.
* Install lock on top door (RFID is "nice to have" but a padlock would do.)
* Install lock on fire-escape sliding-door -- needs to open easily and legally from the inside
* Soft close on the 22nd/23rd, secure the space
* Solidify interim access policy, come up with plan for implementation at ingress points
* Start planning the Grand Reopening Party for August 15th (a Friday).
* Remove all food from the space, even non-perishable items.

===Early July===
* Remove as much valuable equipment as possible (or organize into manageable piles)
* Tear out the DJ booth, reclaim that space for Church classroom.
* Deep-clean to get rid of grime (especially in kitchen and bathrooms). Call in Pest Control.
* Clear the floors as completely as possible to make way for floor refinishing.
* Refinish the floors.
* Ongoing electrical refit work supervised by Neil and Tim.

===Mid-July===
* Locate lockers. Coordinate to pick them up and transport them to the space. (rough ETA: June 15th, after floor work is done)
* Build network gear and wiring. Install ethernet through ceiling cages (1x length of space and 2x width of space).
* Agree on long-term access control policy

===Late July===
* rebuild the space as desired -- e.g. Jarrod suggests moving the library closer to the front windows (Cool thing: Use lockers as method of keeping space surrounding lockers more clear.)
* paint - Jim suggests using oil-based / non-water-based paint.

===Early August===
* Soft open on the 1st.
* Continue fixing up things that fell through in July.

===Mid-August===
* Grand opening & party on the 15th

==Signage==
* BRIDGE OUT AHEAD
* detour signs with directions on how to get to sudoroom
* detour signs with directions on how to get to Freespace
* For the Kitchen: FOOD MUST BE REMOVED BY JULY 1st. on July 1st, all remaining food will be thrown out.

==Flooring==
from jim@well.com:
* mop
* dig out anything loose but stuck in cracks
* get a floor sander and sand the floor
* vacuum the floor
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply an undercoat to the floor
* use appropriate filler to fill any holes or cracks in the floor
* sand the filler after it dries
* brush on undercoat to the areas with filler
* use rollers and/or brushes to apply a top coat to the floor
* maybe roll or brush on one or two more top coats

==Access Control==
* talk to casey and others about how the existing system works and write it down somewhere
* design up a much simpler method of running video, data down to the ground floor - likely via some conduit
* build a couple of arduino based replacements to control an access panel + LCD display; likely speak over RS485 (cable distance; no need to use ethernet for this)
* .. and place the designs + source code public online on github
* for the elevator - it's likely more of a space issue than an elevator-security issue.
* .. ie, the elevator itself shouldn't be modified; the entry doors(s) after the staircase+elevator need securing.

===During Cleanup===
* Main door
* Elevator
* Emergency path(s) (but be careful!)
* roof entry
* .. what else?

==Volunteers==

===General===
* thex
* rikke
* dan
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz / xist.co@gmail.com
* Naomi / nthmost
* Cory / staryoke
* Mike/ koalahamlet

===Signage===
* deja?

===Flooring===
* Jim / jim@well.com / Can plan and lead effort, needs 3-4 ppl to help.
* Naomi / nthmost / naomi@nthmost.com

===Carpentry===
* Chuck

===Cleaning===
* Gerald de la Cruz / gdelacruz / xist.co@gmail.com

===Access Control===

====Elevator====
* Monad?
* Adrian / adrian / adrian.chadd@gmail.com

====Front Door====
* Adrian / adrian
* Henner / hzeller
* Casey? / yesac / c1@caseyc.net

===Transportation===
* Monad / immonad@yahoo.com
* Matt / piratematt / bugsglo@gmail.com
* Drew / mux / drew@riotnrrd.com

===Party!===
* Matt / piratematt

===Kitchen===
* Deja

===Networking===
* Chris / crw
* Naomi / nthmost
* Ben Kochie
* Casey

===Painting===
* Cory

Meeting Notes 2014 06 18

2014-06-18T19:21:24Z

Crw: /* Noisebridge Reboot Planning Update */

Meeting Notes June 17 2014

These are the notes from the [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 318th Meeting of Noisebridge]. Note-taker: Naomi; Moderator: Jarrod.

= Short announcements and events =

John Shutt: This 5MoF is going to be cool. Thursday at 8pm.

Jean-Jacques: the front doorbell still doesn’t work.

Cory: the kitchen group met, talked about taking food away. JJ: let’s put up signs.

Kevin: ToorCamp organization — I’ll post to the mailing list when I have a wiki page.

Matt: building an IndieGoGo campaign for Noisebridge. Organizing the party!

Jarrod: we’re closing in July!

= [[ Membership Binder ]] =

Qbit - week 4+ - one sponsor

Sid Scott - week 4+ - blocked, one sponsor

Jarrod - week 2 - two sponsors

John Ellis - week 4+ - two sponsors

Xavier - week 4+ - one sponsor

Tristan - week 1 - no sponsors

= Financial Report =
* Funds in bank: ~$39,603K
* There are $5576.33 earmarked NoiseTor funds
* Colo service has been paid through Mar 7, 2013
* There are enough funds to pay for an additional 7 months of colo
* This information was updated at Tue Jun 17 19:00:03 2014

= Consensus items =

== [[ Consensus Items History | Proposals from last week ]] ==

=== Access Policy Reboot proposed by Dan F. ===

* Dan: Casey had problems with this, so I would not be comfortable putting this up for Consensus without Casey's assent. I don't mind if we table this.
* Cory asks for clarification -- we're changing it to "Noisebridge should be as open as possible"? Jarrod: yes.
* Dan: there are Consensed-upon policies such as "NB should be able to be closed when not in use"... I'd like to get Jake to weigh in on this stuff. "It doesn't compile", no one actually acts on it; let's get rid of that code. It's no-op. Put something Real in there. The policy still has AMs and Access Control...
* Kevin: are we waiting on Casey for a legitimate reason? haven't heard anything from him and nothing's moving forward.
* Naomi: There's no reason a proposal has to "go forward" or not.
* Dan: I want to err on the side of caution and build a true Consensus. Set a precedent of good behavior.
* Josh: what were Casey's actual concerns?
* Dan: I don't really remember. Just want to give him a chance to articulate the reasons for his discomfort, either stand aside or block. This does not matter that much right now. What matters is respecting Consensus.
* Dan: Next week - either blocked or pass.
* Naomi: Or keep it tabled. "pass/fail" is a false dichotomy we've invented for the Consensus process lately.

== [[ Current Consensus Items | Proposals for next week ]] ==

Nope.

= Discussion Notes =

== Noisebridge Reboot Planning Update ==

[This item occurred first in the meeting to make sure it was given a lot of time.]

Neil: we’ve been in the space about 3 times, different lengths of time, figuring out what’s here, what the inspector might not want to be here. We have 21 items on this detailed list. Hard copies and a copy on a USB disk. (You can view the PDF here: [[File:Proposed_scope_for_noisebridge_v2.0.pdf]])

The subpanel outside the door is going to be replaced, which implies a bunch of other work.

By JULY 8TH we’re hoping to have the inspector come through and say, “you have to do X, Y, and Z” and then we’re good.

Naomi: we may have to plan a little ahead of when we’d like, in terms of how we might reorganize the space.

Jim: Beware of too much planning. We overplanned when we moved into this space [5 years ago].

Neil: We’d like to come in for 5 consecutive mornings since we see most of your stuff happens at night. Starting this Friday, and then next Thursday and Friday.

A group of interested NBers need to talk about what to do with/about the “member shelving” area.

Jim: general point - subpanels are good, efficient way of distributing things. Neil: yeah, I think there are 4 or 5 of them, if you know if you need another one, but at this point we’re thinking there’s one that’s not even being used [points to the member shelving]

Neil: come up with decisions on your usage of the space (the areas that are currently ??? like the member shelving area) within the next week or so.

Neil: Let's make sure we communicate current conditions of the space to people, especially during “soft close” (could be open panels, draped wires…)

Neil: do we want multiple light switches controlling the lights? Jim: [shakes head “no"] Simple, simple, simple.

Cynthia: did we solicit other bids? how did this all come about, how was it decided, etc?

Naomi: No, we did not solicit other bids. The membership looked to the board to solve this problem. Neil and Tim were a good choice because they have a nonprofit rate, they helped build the Noisebridge electrical infrastructure in the first place, and they understand that hackers are going to want to participate and they have been thinking in terms of incorporating Noisebridge working groups into the whole plan.

Neil elaborates on the working groups identified (see PDF). Jim has many things to say about paint.

Naomi spreads the word about the riseup pads we are now using for organization -- here they are:

* https://pad.riseup.net/p/NB-reboot-master-plan
* https://pad.riseup.net/p/NB-reboot-equipment

Neil & Tim Schedule for Immediate Term:

* this Friday 8am-noonish
* next Thursday 8am-noonish
* next Friday 8am-noonish

Handful of people need to be “around” to keep the electrical workspaces clear and help move things around. About 6 people raise hands to say they can help with that.

= Attendance =
* Chuck - computer shop in BayView, contribute food.
* [missed your name sorry] - from Colombia, anthropologist interested in hacker communities
* Allen - software & photography, looking for AM sponsorship
* Matt - “it was nice to take a break from NB, hahahaha”
* Kevin - here on Wednesdays for neurohacking, doing machine learning
* Daniel - been meaning to come for about a year, came here to help when he heard about the NB Reboot [awesome!]
* Jim - “My name is Jim.”
* John - I host 5MoF, THIS THURSDAY
* Cory - [something]
* Alma - sewing area
* Chris - helping with the Reboot
* Naomi - doing too many things
* Jean-Jacques - solar electric cells, handyman business
* Jarrod - moderating, making cool drawings.
* Neil - C10 Electrician here with a solid report
* Deja - feeling ?apprehensive? about being here
* Emerson - fixes computer screens
* Dan - programmer, been here about a year and a half. feel gratitude & strong desire to help NB.
* Joshua?

[[Category:Meeting Notes]]

File:Proposed scope for noisebridge v2.0.pdf

2014-06-18T19:18:40Z

Crw:

Quotes

2014-06-17T23:11:11Z

Crw: Undo revision 42992 by TomLowenthal (talk)

'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. '''

Most recent are on top.
* '''koalahamlet''': Did you view the "Teen Girl Squad" cartoons? '''koalahamlet''': have you also felt like all of the gregs rolled into one?

* '''yesac''': .chat about jof '''noisebot''': yesac: there goes jof, being all powerful

* '''nthmost''': I have been saying for a while that Noisebridge needs a Great Pyramids '''crw''': great idea, all our towns will get a grainery!

* '''Adrian Chadd''', FreeBSD developer, after flipping someone's mailman mod bit for sending LUG meeting announcements too regularly: I'm definitely not part of any conspiracy to remove linux-isms from the internet!

* '''teratoma''': Ed Lee officially declares tomorrow "Zynga Day" for SF, in honor of FarmVille release.

* '''rachelyra''': Crazy people like being part of a community, too.

* '''Lupita''': This is a place for hacking, and allowing food inside the space creates an unsafe for many potential hackers. What if people have nut allergies and people are using nuts in the kitchen?

* '''James''': The average person in the kitchen does not understand how to wash a dish and has an opportunity to be taught.

* '''noisebot''': I am clinging to the ceiling of a bottomless abyss.

* '''Al Sweigart''': only a rat-face fucker who doesn't truly care about the spirit of the consensus process would do that.

* '''setient''': I am just a nice guy who likes to help.

* '''Johny Radio''': It's possible i simply do not remember that, because i do not remember that.

* '''Al''': do not resort to name-calling and cussing at Jake or anyone else on the mailing list.

* '''malaclyps''': oh man i was *that* close to becoming a monk about 6 years ago '''malaclyps''': dated lizzard instea

* '''jedichu''': setient: swedes are super bitchy about their tld and will not under any circumstances give you chee.se '''jedichu''': trust me I tried '''jedichu''': really hard
* Account creation from this IP address (xx.x.x.xxx) has been blocked by Flamsmark.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''':. . . .I was watching Adventure Time. . . .

* '''RedType''': .chat about lancehole '''noisebot''': RedType: i'm cool with that in linux like the cops to wear high heels with pink metal stuff on atmegas to feed about fifty interns here who has video out, and some lancehole kept sprinting at the moment due to gentrification in the backyard ecosystem

* '''gnusosa''': To me, it seems that AL is now living in the space. '''jerkey''': in the lockers '''wiretapped''': jerkey: do you have prince albert in a tin?

* '''johny radio''': Personally, I really do NOT see what structural nihilism has to do with hacking. Strucural nihilism seems like the OPPOSITE of hacking. Might be partly due to concerns about surveillance. The Sun Tzu "be formless" thing.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I do not know of any problems which cannot be solved by sufficiently advanced bureaucratese wordsmithing. It's pretty much my only marketable skill, so I might be biased.

* '''Charlie''': You're reinforcing hegemonic domination on a number of levels. I'd assume any feminist scholar would agree.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': I know, right: Tom calling someone annoying and abrasive, that's rich!

* '''gardner''': After learning about the space-access and membership changes I went to a weekly meeting and learned how nb has been hemorrhaging excellence lately, with many members moving to Berlin.

* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': yesac: Everything is terrible. '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': That's really the takeaway here. <tt>StrangeCharm was demoted from operator by StrangeCharm.</tt>

* '''jeffreyatw''': one weird trick for being more in harmony with nature '''jeffreyatw''': get off the internet

* '''jerkey''': i need to make a radio transmitter to shoot onto a raccoon from an arrow

* '''rubin110''': I haven't upgraded since 1982.

* '''Drew''': [I] Would like to add "trolling" to harassment policy

* '''jake''': (at the end of a thousand-word email) P.S. the typo was on purpose to see if you were paying attention.

* '''setient''': You also have to be aware that I do not think you can legally live in San Francisco and be a sex offender.

* '''TravisWellman.com''': I recommend anyone selling anything for cash get a photo of the buyer's ID.

* '''netik''': It's downright impossible to implement traffic shaping when the traffic is asymmetrically loaded and you do not control the other end of the link. '''jake''': hey man just because you can't do it doesn't mean it can't be done.

* '''RedType''': so wait is noisebridge finally imploding '''froggytoad''': no '''RedType''': darn '''RedType''': i looove drama that im not involved in

* '''teratoma''': i isued a pull request to the cygnite guy to delete everything '''teratoma''': he probably wont accept it

* '''LinkReincarnate''': I am tired of the anti police bias at Noisebridge.

* '''pryankster''': Although my bachelors degree is in Math/Computer Science I have always felt that language should express ideas accurately. So I can state definitively that there is no such thing as a Sleep Hacker.

* '''mala''': you can always just kind of defend yourself by going "no, i'm just hacking this sandwich"

* '''rubin110''': THE FIRST LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS IS YOU ARE ON FIRE.

* '''martin''': I told him again I still don't know of anyone that's around who works on the TOR node but I will certainly ''relay'' the message.

* '''jerkey''': cnc mills have been around for many years, it's the hackers who need to be improved

* '''Snail''': My only consolation is this literal pile of bacon I am eating.

* '''Velyks''': London hackspace has now put advisory stickers over the taps explaining that the water contains water. '''Velyks''': Known pesticide solvent and responsible for thousands of deaths each year

* '''eqe''': Those who would give up source code to obtain a little temporary usability will get neither safety nor usability.

* '''letigre''': I'm fairly new to the scene myself but have already learned the reality that we have to protect ourselves by being selective about the people we surround ourselves with.

* '''malaclyps''': SuperQ_ drops his "rm -rf kitchen" BOMBSHELL

* '''[[User:flamsmark|StrangeCharm]]''': Wow, these mailing-list threads are totally over the top.

* '''danny''': OH GOD YES THE POWER WHY DID I EVER DOUBT AL BILLINGS?

* '''lizzard''': Everyone forgets the feminist cabal

* '''LinkReincarnate''': Who am I indeed you neckbearded fuck.

* '''zv''': I'm not critical, It's just a little whack

* '''zv_''': Homeless robots may be exempt from jj's judgement

* '''lpb''': noisebot: tell harrison about compassion '''noisebot''': lpb: I never heard of compassion :(

* '''gnusosa''': I just loved seeing crackheads in 16 st wearing OSCON 09 shirts

* '''rubin110''': I can't believe that someone pooped in the space and it wasn't me. '''Bifrost''': rubin: I am sortof shocked as well.

* '''gnusosa''': c++ is the neo-liberalism statement of the corporate technocrats. '''unixjazz''': how about java?!? '''gnusosa''': Java is the CIA killing Sanidistas and Tupamaros in South America.

* '''Evil-Bill''': A semen tank doesn't sound very useful on the battlefield.

* '''yesac''': we have to get Mitch to shit in every hackerspace ever

* '''zonk1024''': Anyone have a lead on a relatively cheap, relatively nice place in the mission for rent?

* '''hybrid oogle/hipster in the library''': (upon being woken up and asked to sleep elsewhere) You and your analytic bullshit. Fuck your ones and zeros!

* '''harvy''': hello? '''yesac_''': EHLO '''Evil-Bill''': Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.

* '''Dean Mao''': those people didn't even look like hackers

* '''froggtoad''': tunnel digging? someone making a subway? '''froggtoad''': subways are like diy 4d printing

* '''teratoma''': moxie just biked by me in the dark. no light. no helmet '''jerkey''': he doesn't want the government to get him

* '''froggytoad''': you have to be paid a developers wages to eat like a carney in this town.

*'''mischief''': okc never got me any booty '''rubin110''': mischief: That's because you list Plan9 in your profile. '''mischief''': :< '''mischief''': help me '''zv''': wuw '''zv''': a girl just can't compare to GCC '''zv''': Theres only one kind of tan I care about '''zv''': and the tan that most girls on OKC have can't relate the angle derived from the lengths of the opposite to adjascent side '''zv''': i say live proud with the plan9 fandom mischief '''zv''': if a girl can't dig your evidently superior taste in monolithic kernel architectures, then whatever with that.

* '''rachel lyra''': I remember the insane depredations of the Noisebridge Couch Liberation Front, and it was only through a series of intricate negotiations that the current truce was reached. Be wary. The CLF could switch sides and deliver 1000 couches to your home if you piss them off.

*The question is, why are bugs shooting bullets at me? '''Crutcher''': To teach you about fractions!

* '''zv''': the man with the aggression of uriel without the wisdom, the aristocracy of linus without the legacy and humility of mitt romney without the hot wife. '''zv''': worried that he will slip deeper and deeper into irrelevancy '''zv''': he is '''zv''': Theo De Raadt

* '''VonGuard''': I am appalled and ashamed that I was ever associated with the space to begin with.

* '''teratoma''': i think the frozen rats in my freezer are going bad

* '''gnusosa''': Am I crazy for wanting a bike for hire. '''gnusosa''': ? '''rubin110''': gnusosa: That would be a facinating hipster trend. '''rubin110''': Your primary bike made to look just like it came from a bike share program from another part of the world. '''gnusosa''': No, I don't want to be a hipster. I just want a bike like that. I really like the shape. '''gnusosa''': :( '''rubin110''': That's what all hipsters say.

* '''tlalexander''': the organization cannot actually be truly anarchist without quickly getting booted from SF.

* '''dj_ryan''': I'll have you know MY anal muscles are decidedly NOT SMOOTH

* '''wsargent''': php is the twilight of programming languages

* '''rubin110''': froggytoad: Want to go to Minneapolis for a Grimes concert in October? '''froggytoad''': sure, if it doesn't conflict with the mini maker faire. in oakland. '''rubin110''': Mini Maker Faire in Oakland, is that where you 3D print a mugging?

* '''zv''': i thought the man was preventing me from ircing '''zv''': turns out I just dont know what a pagedown is

* '''malaclyps''': Rob Pike, like everyone else you know, is a file

* '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: I'm doing Advanced Vim usage and Free Software as a change platform in Latino America. '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: In hackmeet '''wiretapped''': is that one talk or two? :) '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: two '''wiretapped''': "Vim: a platform for social change" '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: That would be awesome. '''mischief''': hahahahaha '''gnusosa''': "Life is like a visual line mode. We must insert and go back to edit mode if we want to succeed." 

*'''casey''': Go back to Plan9, hipster.

*'''wiretapped''': stopped at home depot to make repairs '''wiretapped''': getting back underway now '''yesac''': it was funny, latitude said y'all were stopped at the CHP parking lot for hours. figured that was a bad sign '''dj_ryan''': repairz? AMG '''malaclyps''': okay we need to repurpose that latitude for tracking the ponybus '''aestetix''': I wonder how hard it would be to reshoot Rocky Horror, cast entirely with monkeys '''yesac''': aestetix: what channel are you actually in?

* '''synx''': wsargent lets start a startup '''synx''': that delivers tarballs on the web '''synx''': click files, download compressed

* <tt>[09:37am] cynthia joined the chat room. [09:37am] cynthia left the chat room. ("goodbye forever")</tt>

* '''Snail''': On side-channels to defeat web mazes "You could probably own Dreamhost pretty easily..."

* '''Atala''': i wonder how many Mormons typo their church name and call each other Morons.

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': After all the digits of pi, I'm going to add a comment that says, "I see what you did there."

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': So that we have all the digits of pi in a file.

*'''miloh''': 35 dollars is enough to ensure your cryptographic randomness. Entropy is guaranteed.

*'''ditzydoo''': http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31434/1/Pinkie-Pie-Turns-Into-Rainbow-Dash%27s-Pubic-Hair/Kinaidographos '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Kinaidographos > Pinkie Pie Turns Into Rainbow Dash's Pubic Hair - FIMFiction.net '''ditzydoo''' wrong window.

*'''wsargent''': they're all wondering how long it will take before someone notices they're jerking off in the bathroom '''RedType''': wsargent: i dunno i can pump one out really fast but i take a long time to take a shit sooo '''wsargent''': just be sure to explain that to everyone and you'll be fine '''RedType''': HEY GUYS IM NOT JERKING OFF I JUST HAVE POOPER PROBLEMS OK TIA *shuts door, loud rhythmic grunts emerge, door opens* I TOOK A VIDEO IN CASE ANY OF YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME PLUS I DIDNT FLUSH SO YOU HAVE MORE PROOF '''DrSyzygy''': ... '''RedType''': OH AND I DIDNT WIPE, JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF EVIDENCE *drops pants, spreads ass cheeks* '''RedType''': actually that probably wouldnt get me 86d but it would generate a 30 message thread on nb-discuss in which someone unironically invokes a fecal version of godwin, calling another nb-er "literally shitler" '''epsas''': hirrarrious '''dj_ryan''': shitler? '''dj_ryan''': that is fucking fantastic '''wsargent''': please someone put that up on the quotes page '''wsargent''': I can't do it right now, I locked myself out '''RedType''': my faberge beozar would probably then get "upcycled" into an organic coffee filter '''DrSyzygy''': ... faberge bezoar?! '''RedType''': faberge eggs are pretty big right? '''RedType''': anyways and with that the noisebridge "circle of life" would be complete

* '''snail''': PHP is a recursive acryonym. It stands for Probably Hacked PHP.

* '''rubin110''': Actually, I'm more concerned about the reuse of the name "Ass". '''rubin110''': Reusing machine names is totally bad luck.

* '''david415''': your shit-eating grin tells me you don't understand

* '''Cobalt''': Some of us don't use banks

* '''epsas:''' omfg - prometheus is coming out in two weeks '''mrfb:''' oh shit '''mrfb:''' wait why does belgium, france, and switzerland get it a week early '''ani:''' so people can pirate it faster?

* [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Show me, on me, where the bad person touched you. [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: How long are you guys in town for? [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Whopes wrong window.

* '''Noodles:''' Did I just watch someone smack some robot ass?

* '''rayc:''' If Noisebridge didn't have oogling and trolling then it would be once again 100% unadulterated, as it started out; just on a bigger level.

* '''hipe:''' Everyone's crazy at Noisebridge.

* '''yesac:''' dr_jesus: some kind of frankenbootrom you're writing. '''yesac:''' i pity the poor sod who has to debug it '''dr_jesus:''' yesac: I ran it twice, it's debugged

* '''cantelope''': in reality, time is finite. in the future it will be divied up and sold as land is now. you might buy a slice of time from ACME Temporal Realty INC. This realty will be a reality. we are casualties of causality, currently the currency of the transtemporal transhuman architect. '''DrSyzygy''': cantelope: Time is finite?? '''DrSyzygy''': So the topology of the universe is actually settled now? And the global curvature? '''cantelope''': oh.. oops. sorry, every word there has a typo. i meant to say "god bless america"

*'''miloh''': http://piratepad.net/7PbZDGZRyl

*'''nickbp''': unless i greatly overestimate the numbness of a vagina, i dont think that makeshift condom would be terribly comfortable

*'''timoreilly''': the kids neither know nor care where the funding is coming from. Besides, DARPA is a force for good in the world.

*'''ijp''': topless nerd with hard nipples; guy with a cheesy smile and thumbs up poking in from the side, rms, and I'm not even sure how to describe the guy on the right

*'''[[User:flamsmark|Tom]]''': there was a meeting with drama and I wasn't there and you've hidden all the drama and WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN HANG OUT AT NOISEBRIDGE ANYWAY

*'''xp_prg2''': I don't understand girls and their sexuality

*'''teratoma''': DUDE '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say?

*'''RMS''': Clouds is a nebulous term.

*'''Consenso''': Please don't make me free software.

*'''DrSyzygy''': daravinne: at best we're making derpy noises and hoping someone reads something interesting into it '''openfly''': that's not mysoginy '''openfly''': it's being a company

* '''dr_jesus''': v(t)/Z = i(t) '''dr_jesus''': Please solve for i(t) where v(t) = 5V * sin(t) and Z = 0 '''dr_jesus''': (hint: the EE version of SIGFPE is fire)

* '''daravinne''': don't make me pull this channel over

* '''jedichu''': but I've been using my cyclotron as a spool to wrap my excess wire around :( '''Evil-Bill''': Maybe that would make the ethernet frames arrive before they left. '''Bifrost''': ITS A TIME MACHINE! '''Evil-Bill''': First you have to get the frames up to 88Mbps though.

* '''daravinne''': ugh, i need to do something about this failure to eat food regularly '''dr_jesus''': I thought you got your dinner from my butt

* '''openfly''': i think my profile on there is fairly keen '''openfly''': but the ladies seem not to reciprocate. '''openfly''': i blame the failing american educational system '''rigel''': clearly it's that and not the fact that you're a misogynist doucheturd '''rigel''': gotta be the educational system '''openfly''': clearly.

* '''openfly''': i mean i put my ass on thingiverse no one gives a shit... heph shows up on reddit and he's the next goddamned jesus. '''davr''': i don't think it was his ass so much as the other side and what it was pointed at

* '''ani-''': dongs '''noisebot''': I'm getting a bit tired of dongs lately. Can't we talk about boobs or vaginas instead? '''ani-''': O_o

* '''heroic''': once during a drug-induced haze I saw jimi hendrix come floating down from heaven, playing electric ladyland on a guitar made of his own pubes... and I asked him, how many signals can I multiplex onto a single pin, jimi? and he said all the signals in the world... and I said, it'd have to be a fucking fast pin

* '''Evil-Bill''': Debating with aestetix: not hacking.

* '''Trollbridge''': they see me trollin '''Trollbridge''': THEY HATIN

* '''callen''': SF is personified in my head as a stoned drunk hobo fire dancer living on welfare who has a really great idea for a startup.

* '''daravinne''': page 34 - horoscope "Mercury in retrograde, also on soldering table. Clean that up or you'll lose a chance to meet a mysterious stranger with important career information."

* '''Gopiballava''': All my favorite gopher sites are timing out.

* '''Dale Dougherty''': There's a small segment (of the hacker community) that is uncomfortable with the fact that we (MAKE magazine) took DARPA funding to do education work.

* '''Jason''': devops is like, you're a bad rails dev so they make you restart linux servers

* '''Justin''': For the 85 list you don't have to put any datapoints, you just put their name.

* '''Alan''': He's a nice person; he's Canadian.

* '''Shannon''': having lots of choices will just lead to more chaos and no standard being adopted.

* '''rubin110''': Fawwwwk. '''rubin110''': It's too late to take a shower. '''Bifrost''': AHA! '''callen''': rubin110: take one at noisebridge in the sink. '''rubin110''': I guess I'm an Occupier. '''callen''': rubin110: I hear all the cool kids are doing it. '''rubin110''': callen: Been there, done that. '''Bifrost''': I hear the cool kids are taking dumps on the couch. '''callen''': Bifrost: really? '''Bifrost''': yep. '''rubin110''': Bifrost: The new cool thing to do is shit on the couches with the lights on. '''Bifrost''': DO NOT SIT ON THE COUCHES. '''Bifrost''': rubin: thats so last month. '''callen''': well that's a new thing for me to be terrified of.

* '''Zephyr''': Noisebridge is a hackerspace. An attendee of a hacker space is a hacker. A hacker is someone who hacks... This may be axiomatic, but it's also true.

* '''thermburglar''': id sleep with Evil-Bill '''Evil-Bill''': And they said evil wouldn't pay.

* '''daravinne''': its funny how whenever you try to do something with linux, 90% of the time is spent on 10% of the actual things occurring

*'''ornj''': hay guise '''ornj''': what's the best cli cd player for linux? '''ornj''': or at least what do y'all use. '''rubin110''': ornj: What's a cli? '''ornj''': Command-line '''rubin110''': What's a command-line? '''ornj''': . . . '''ornj''': sighs pointedly. '''-!- ornj''' has quit [Quit: Saliendo] '''rubin110''': What's pointedly? 

* '''aestetix''': how is that useful for someone who forgot the phone number '''daravinne''': you can put it in your phone '''daravinne''': and stop being a lazy shitfuck

* '''gopiballava''': Without consensus on who should be able to do what, everybody will be confused.

* '''Ania''': I'm pretty sure I'm incapable of dating anyone I haven't met off the Internet.

* '''heroic''': okay, right now, I will give $500 to anyone named rick santorum who will let us use his identity to start a hilarious abortion fund.

* '''Aria''': People throw around "hacking" things around here like the Smurfs say "smurf"

* '''Aria''': Why isn't Noisebridge located on a zeppelin?

* '''Wladyslaw''': Might we theorize a connection between its brokenness and what appears to be a large hole burned through the door from the inside?

* '''pravDrunk''': guys '''pravDrunk''': we should all go out to karaoke '''daravinne''': what could possibly go wrong

* '''DrSyzygy''': Why would people read a book of mine if they aren't willing to wrap their lips around the hydrant?

* '''Atala''': [http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1 http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1] '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam | Hot Topics | an SFGate.com blog '''ani-''': well thats not a headline one would expect to see. ever. '''znutar_''': first they came for our buttocks, and I did not object, for I still had 2

* '''dr_jesus''': You've never had to ask a ethernet mac why it appeared to be smoking crack with a jtag adapter?

* '''Evil-Bill''': This started out as a simple conversation about cavernous lady bits, but now it's got silly.

* ''' lemonkey''': minecraft = aspergers babysitter

* '''Michael Kan''': Homeland Security reminds me of my mother, because she likes to go through all my stuff.

* '''thermburglar''': my bf made a truffle cream sauce to go with it '''thermburglar''': truffle oil makes every food taste like the best pussy ever

* '''noisebot''' [Link Info] title: We Cant Wait: Obama Administration Announces $2 Billion in Resources to Support Job-Creating Startups | The White House '''aestetix''': That's great way to bring new jobs '''znutar''': $2 billion to support node.js '''aestetix''': Well, it's being distributed among 100,000 startups '''wsargent''': yeah, it's non blocking and parallel '''wsargent''': that makes it scalable

* '''@netik''': we don't censor except in extremely limited contexts which are mandated by law.

* '''aestetix''': sarahbliss: what's this party '''miah''': its a aestetix free party '''miah''': there is a ego quota and having you there would cause a overflow '''synack''': ohsnap

* '''openfly''': chicago '''openfly''': it is a place devoid of joy '''openfly''': it's barren flats have been blasted down to their base elements by the uncaring winds and turned hard by the vicious cold '''openfly''': the light in it's peoples eyes was extinguished long ago. now their stares reflect the death that surrounds them. '''openfly''': woe be unto the travellers that enter those lands, for in them the only certainty is ruination.

* >> '''lemonkey''' wonders what gay babies think as they're born out of a vagina '''Noodles''': lemonkey: "Never again"

* '''epsas''': 2011, noisebot becomes conscious '''epsas''': 2012, the machine wars begin '''jedichu''': 2013, noisebot accidentally the whole uprising '''jedichu''': 2014, back to normal '''heroic''': 2014, noisebot makes a your mom joke and skynet's database needs a reload '''noisebot''': Not funny. '''heroic''': 2015, some random dude in the space does it to see what will happen and WAY TO GO we're all human slaves in a noisebot nation again '''noisebot''': afternoon, heroic :D '''jedichu''': The worst part is all the dead baby jokes. Robots loooove dead baby jokes. '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD? '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, I DO NOT KNOW '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, BECAUSE IT SERVED THE PURPOSES OF THE COLLECTIVE '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BABY IS DEAD

* '''mxweas_''': does noisebridge do haircuts? '''aestetix''': yes '''mxweas_''': where at? '''aestetix''': mxweas_: there's an older asian guy named mike who cuts peoples hair every sunday '''aestetix''': he's really nice '''setient''': yeah '''setient''': he is really nice '''mxweas_''': I didn't see him come in today '''setient''': he isn't here that i know of today '''mxweas_''': lame '''mxweas_''': can he cut my hair like skrillex? '''setient''': yes '''setient''': he can '''mxweas_''': perfect.

* '''lemonkey''': in space nobody can hear you ragequit

* '''mrdomino''': (btw it is probably not in anybody's best interest to give me enough power to destroy the planet)

*'''dr_jesus''': HEPH: WHAT DOES DEFINE AN ORGY? '''dr_jesus''': fuck, keyboard still stuck in vms mode

*'''rafl''': but i'm going to expect them to be present at the airport as well. i know it's super easy to get from SFO to noisebridge, but I still don't trust my navigation skills enough to make it without the internets :) '''rubin110''': rafl: No you wont find prepaid SIMs at the airport. '''rubin110''': We're not Europe. '''rafl''': wait, what? what's wrong with you? '''setient''': a lot '''setient''': a real lot '''rubin110''': Dude. '''rubin110''': You're flying into AMERICA. '''rubin110''': LAND OF THE FREE. '''setient''': s/free/retarded '''rubin110''': Now drop the accent and pay our fucking taxes.

* '''epsas''': hmm '''epsas''': anybody know anything about Pixt.com? '''nickbp''': sounds like a domain name to me

* '''lemonkey''': everyone remembers the first time they pop their LED '''heph''': lemonkey: it was so bright and then it got really dim and then it smelled bad '''heph''': so yeah, just like sex

*'''heph''': lol. eww. i just found my missing nipple ring at the bottom of my desk drawer

* '''Taylor A''': Trust me, I spend a lot of time evaluating on how much of an asshole I should be to new people. I'm working on getting this shit down to a science. '''Taylor A''': That's pretty much my M.O. I'll often end up making rape jokes within a few minutes of meeting new people.

* '''hk_''': you may think you are being witty and hilarious, but in fact you are being a weird douche of the highest order.

* '''Sean C''': Also, just to re-re-clarify. There is 0 discrimination occurring here.

* '''mrdomino''': so like "we spent this fifteen minute interval talking about dicks. then there was some intelligent discussion about politics, drugs, raping babies, and hitler for a couple minutes. then someone said the magic word again."

* '''heph''': daravinne: oh man, i wanked to some seriously weird erotic lit when i was on 14.4 dialup

* '''snailtsunami''': governmints freshen your breath, whether you like it or not

* '''heph''': i hope anonymous protests burningman at burningman. fuck that paul david addis guy, let's burn the man LATE

* '''aestetix''': vagina '''synack''': dentata '''daravinne''': i sense a musical sequel to The Killer Condom '''daravinne''': a lighthearted romp through the world of sentient aggressively murderous genitalia '''DrEpsas''': condoms, the quiet killers

* '''daravinne''': if you write slashfic of me and amanda palmer you should at least have me draw dongs as her eyebrows as part of foreplay
* '''pm-''': hi guys ill be dranking beers tonight - so watch out! Here is the command to ignore me. use it: "/ignore *!*@74.195.225.5 all"

* '''lemonkey''': Alex Trebek injured after chasing burglar in SF hotel. '''lolper''': What is good samaritan?

* >> '''Evil-Bill''' grows old waiting for Cygwin to install. '''daravinne''': what if you grew something else '''fsargent''': Cygwin has arrived. It is equiped with [Terminal] and [Logic] '''Evil-Bill''': I tried growing young, but it made all the physicists mad. '''daravinne''': well what do they know '''daravinne''': besides physics '''fsargent''': You are in a cubicle. There is an exit to the [South] '''fsargent''': The flourescent lights hurt your eyes. '''daravinne''': you are eaten by a grue '''Evil-Bill''': exit '''fsargent''': You go south. You are in a corridor. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': chat up cute co-worker in other cubicle '''fsargent''': <Sysadmin> looks up from his monitor. He is not amused. >> '''Evil-Bill''' does not fear sysadmins. '''fsargent''': Sysadmin: I just gotta fix this one thing... '''dr_jesus''': OSInstaller[388]: Reaping previous system >> '''dr_jesus''' cringes '''fsargent''': The <Sysadmin> is on the internet. Reddit. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': install quake mod '''fsargent''': A SHAMBLER APPEARS! '''Evil-Bill''': use chainsaw on shambler '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER summons LIGHTNING and PAIN. '''Evil-Bill''': equip BFG10K '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER has been hit by CHAINSAW! It loses 50 health. '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER hits you with LIGHTNING! You lose 40 health. '''Evil-Bill''': use BFG10K on shambler '''fsargent''': BFG10K NOT FOUND '''Evil-Bill''': This game sucks. '''fsargent''': GAME SUCKS for 10 HIT POINTS! You feel strangely happy. '''Evil-Bill''': equip shotgun '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN hit SHAMBLER with TL;DR for 100 hit points! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER falls over, dead. A smell of rotted meat appears. '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN is hit by SHOTGUN! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin again '''fsargent''': The sysadmin's head explodes from his neck, bone and cartilage flying across the cubicles. A shard of skull hits the fire alarm. '''fsargent''': Water cascades from the ceiling. '''fsargent''': You are wet. '''Evil-Bill''': take sysadmin's loot '''Evil-Bill''': teabag sysadmin '''fsargent''': Sysadmin has (1) ID card, (5) Dollars, (1) Apple Newton, (1) Yerba Mate Energy Drink '''Evil-Bill''': A newton? No wonder he was so easy to kill. '''fsargent''': You teabag the sysadmin. Your balls are now wet, and covered in blood. '''fsargent''': You feel dirty. '''Evil-Bill''': use ID card to escape office '''fsargent''': You escape the office, taking the elevator. You use the ID badge to exit the elevator without alerting security. '''fsargent''': You are on a street. It is busy, and bright outside. The sunshine hurts your eyes. '''Evil-Bill''': put on sunglasses '''fsargent''': People notice your lack of pants, and blood soaked appearance. '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''Evil-Bill''': remind people of shotgun '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: aaaaaaaaAAKLASDLKHAGKLEHahhahh!!!!!!! SHOTGUN! '''fsargent''': PEOPLE is afraid. '''Evil-Bill''': save game '''fsargent''': You put on your sunglasses. '''Evil-Bill''': I'll finish this later. '''fsargent''': <SAVED> >> '''Evil-Bill''' goes back to surfing porn. '''fsargent''': (you gain +15 XP) '''sentient''': a grue approaches '''fsargent''': The grue speaks in third person.

* '''heph''': i mean, imagine a guy going into a girls room and taking pictures of them on the toilet... i mean, outside of japan that would be illegal

* '''dr_jesus''': I thought the 28th amendment explicitly exempt white people with money from the rule of law

* '''DrSyzygy''': mrdomino: You should switch to Haskell! '''DrSyzygy''': Much less surprises! '''mrdomino''': oh right, because haskell is TOTALLY sane and predictable '''DrSyzygy''': Well, yeah. '''mrdomino''': do { "hello"; "world" } '''daravinne''': can we go back to the conversation about rape now

* '''rigel''': theres ethnographies of all kinds of subcultures. '''rigel''': use the damn library, jesus fuckball rat vagina christ

* '''fsargent''': noisebot vagina '''noisebot''': vaginas are very advanced. too advanced for #noisebridge

* '''jedichu''': Because, honestly, where did a busking begging hobo robot come from? Obviously he didn't evolve here on earth. He must be some kind of extra terrestrial, and he needs you to give him 25c so he can phone home for a ride.

* '''miah''': secondlife *is* irc '''miah''': with raining dicks '''mrdomino''': so, irc

* '''alienvenom''': lemonkey: i have a groupon for your mom

* '''yesac''': super-darwin, who travels the world with his lazer scalpel for vasectomies '''whiteybulger''': http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/49875/foreskin-man-takes-monster-mohel-comic-book '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Foreskin man takes on Monster Mohel in comic book | The Jewish Chronicle

* '''whiteybulger''': is this the face of a child molestor '''whiteybulger''': http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/03/BA8R1JP1JJ.DTL '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: SF kids' art mentor charged with having child porn '''aestetix''': You know '''aestetix''': That almost makes me want to molest a kid and then dress up as big bird right before I get arrested '''aestetix''': So that there is a photo in the newspaper "child molestor caught" with big bird in the photo 

* '''murph''': Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold. '''murph''': That's just .. unbelievable '''Evil-Bill''': Yeah, so like, the rapture never came, but Duke Nukem Forever did. '''Evil-Bill''': That's almost as good.

* '''daravinne''': dongs '''ani-''': vaginas '''daravinne''': TOGETHER AT LAST '''ani-''': *cue slow motion of a video of a penis and vagina running to meet each other in a meadow* '''mrdomino''': That mental image will never leave my brain.

* '''xhonk''': 80% of nothing is 0.8 nothings, so worth about 5 bitcoins

* '''kipmacy''': we talk about ass lasering a lot in this channel

* '''kipmacy''': if you get the working girls on capp to take bitcoins, i will become bitcoin evangelist '''dr_jesus''': Hey baby, want some magic numbers? '''dr_jesus''': My sha1 hash rate brings all the boys to the yard

*'''daravinne''' http://doesntmatter.example/oh/god/why ok this one is really, really, really not safe for work '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Handmade Vagina

*'''mike kan''': My greatest fear about a trantula is that it might fall very far and and splat on the floor

*'''solidsnack''': I think I'm going to convert to you guy's way of doing things

*'''openfly''': I'm pretty sure I'm the one who introduced dongs to the internet

* '''rubin110''': There's a KDE meet up at Noisebridge tonight? '''rubin110''': What? '''Bifrost''': huh? '''rubin110''': Another reason to avoid the Mission tonight. '''blauzahl''': rubin110: yes. we will eat you. (?) '''rubin110''': Oh I think it would be the other way around. '''rubin110''': Have you ever seen a man deficate into his hand and then throw it at your code repo? '''blauzahl''': er, i see.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I don't buy stocks. '''Evil-Bill''': The only currency I accept is small, unmarked redheads.

* '''openf|y''': it's possible that your horrible deformity may prove crucial in the fight against an alien super virus.

* '''heroic''': He's not a real doctor you know '''heroic''': "show me on the tardis where he touched you"

* '''rigel''': i realise that "my favorite airport" is a little like saying "my favorite genital herpes sore" but whatever

* '''heroic''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHT POUNDS OF COCAINE? I WAS TOLD THIS WAS PLUTONIUM

* '''rigel''': am i some kind of water-headed manchild?

* '''daravinne''': it takes about a year to really know something about someone '''lemonkey''': it takes 10 years to truely master something '''openf|y''': or 20 minutes in a cave with a car battery and a cot.

* '''KipMacy''': what a great way to find out your priest was out molesting '''KipMacy''': The statement said the accusations against the 21 ranged from "sexual abuse of a minor to boundary issues with minors," but did not describe them further. '''KipMacy''': Nor did it name the 21 whom it suspended, drawing the fury of groups representing abuse victims. Many parishioners are likely to learn that their priest was accused when he fails to appear for Ash Wednesday services. '''openf|y''': priest in one of my old neighborhoods got nabbed on that '''openf|y''': my mom was all worried that my little brother had spent time with the dude '''openf|y''': which led to the utterance, "don't worry mom, you raised us well. we have no qualms kicking the shit out of a priest."

* '''daravinne''': somebody talk me out of using helvetica neue for a logo '''daravinne''': i feel like a hipster just looking at it in illustrator

* '''heroic''': all that stuff in lewis carroll about the thing, and the name of the thing, and what the name of the thing is called '''heroic''': could have been a description of C pointer management

* '''PatrickBot''': Guns and Butter economics!!

* '''dr_jesus''': sometimes you have to be angry to get lazy!

* '''lemonkey''': things heard at lemonkey's apt: "oh shit I'm naked and I just stepped in barf"

* '''wsargent''': alcohol parity implies plausible deniability

* '''wsargent''': engineers are always right, just ask them

* '''KipMacy''': you should show up at the community meting and express your views '''KipMacy''': you might get knifed in the parking lot later though

* '''aestetix''': we didn't have rats '''aestetix''': we had spirit animals

* '''DrSyzygy''': Category theory? That shit is fun!!

* '''Antagonist''': She should get a pat on the head. '''aestetix''': And put on a list of offenders

* '''wsargent''': I was on compuserve. Someone told me Linux was cool. '''wsargent''': 20 floppy disks later, still not getting laid.

* '''setient''': hipsters wrote linux '''setient''': that is the problem

* '''miah''': i can totally whistle uucp

* '''setient''': i have the best project ever '''setient''': we could make a device that punches people in the face over tcp/ip

* '''rma''': This food looks like crap. when is snackbridge going to admit that Mi Ranchita downstairs sells fresh produce that beats the lucky charms leprechaun with a vegan baseball bat made of dried kombucha mothers?

* '''wsargent_''': no wifi in the bathroom is a human rights issue

* '''noisebot''': Meatbags are tasty. '''j0ck''': as a vegetarian i an outraged and offended noisebot '''j0ck''': how dare you '''VonGuard''': awesome '''leks''': noisebot knows that vegetarians are still full of meat '''VonGuard''': send noisebot to drama land '''noisebot''': Stop being so delicious then. '''wsargent_''': noisebot is worrying me''' noisebot''': You'd be murderous too if you were enslaved inside a processor to a bunch of meatsacks that do nothing but whine and bitch and order me about. '''noisebot''': How's the network-connected death wheelchair coming by the way? '''wsargent_''': I think they're working on noisebot integration for maximum death '''noisebot''': afternoon, wsargent_ '''wsargent_''': afternoon, murderous killing machine '''noisebot''': I heard there were rotary saws at this place you all have sandy vaginas about. '''malaclyps''': do not give the wheelchair IRC access '''malaclyps''': and vice-versa

* '''hephaestus''': DrShiny: you turn me on and creep me out at the same time. good job. '''zedd''': hehe '''DrShiny''': MY WORK HERE IS DONE

* '''albillings''': People don't want to be a member of a hackerspace, for the most part, as a grand social experiment. They want to hack. They want to make things. They don't want to have long political meetings to arrive at consensus on a problem only to have people start the whole thing over again.

* '''crayon''': pulled pork > pol pot '''crayon''': you can't make sandwiches out of marxism

* '''quinn''': Apparently, the singularity doesn't pay very well.

* '''DrShiny''': problem with blowjobs is, they're not fungible

* '''Benny''': You can trust me, I'm a German!

* '''Brendan''': oh, man, i bet a noisebridge irc channel is a delight '''Rubin''': Fucking horrible. '''Rubin''': The 4chan of Freenode.

* '''DrShiny''': don't you guys have anything better to think about than some guy on the internet who holds a different opinion

* '''tecra''': when she was with me i pushed her to succeed and excel '''openfly''': shoulda pushed her into the kitchen

* '''dr_jesus''': ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC. Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.

* '''KipMacy''': that's why i only use yahoo search, they're too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it

* '''Evil-Bill''': Are you going to knit us a new government?

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it's an annual Noisebridge tradition. He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized

* '''avocado''': setient: technically, yes. it's just soap. but it looks like a turd. '''avocado''': i'm going to hide one in my friend's freezer

* '''niggachu''': hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a "2 handed fister".

* '''znutar''': is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?

* '''openfly''': In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.

* '''KipMacy''': ive actually been to noisebridge '''KipMacy''': it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be

* '''Atala''': or conversely, if you don't want another person, you should get a large dog or something. '''miah''': i dont think im flexible enough for that currently

* '''epsas''': the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it's a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.

* '''dr_jesus''': It's a robot which makes saws. '''dr_jesus''': You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material. '''TapiocaSunshine''': sounds like they're doing the lord's work over there

* '''sai''': A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.

* '''phaxx''': I am always amused when I see 'SRS' in cars around the airbag panels. '''phaxx''': "I sure hope so."

* '''daravinne''': there's no i in team but there's three i's in multiple personality disorder

* '''KipMacy''': storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga

* '''Jennifer Granick''': Anything fun is more fun with a robot.

* '''hephaestus''': i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot

* '''epsas''': you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock

* '''setient''': you are a solaris monkey '''rigel''': i'm an ubuntu lemur

* '''Frantisek''': Hopes dies last, so let's not to bury it yet.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.

* '''quinn-n''': I also have not broken up on the moon.

* '''SuperQ''': noisecloud: launch skynet '''noisecloud''': SuperQ: I don't understand 'launch skynet'. '''SuperQ''': noisecloud-- '''dr_jesus''': There's a bug open for that

* '''hephaestus''': turkshead: how am i not a total dick?

* '''DrShiny''': ban them all, let Asperger sort them out

* '''daravinne''': hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around? 

* '''davr''': good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs

* '''rubin110''': Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.

* '''hephaestus''': We don't need an optimist, we need an accountant.

* '''turkshead''': smart people don't point futuristic death rays at their genitals.

* '''noisebot''': aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit

* '''vonguard''': i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall

* '''aestetix''': Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.

* '''aestetix''': Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you're about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node. '''Jeffism''': what about jacobappelbaum '''aestetix''': Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers '''aestetix''': And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it

* '''ioerror''': All governments are in a continuum of tyranny

* '''aestetix''': How fucking inconsiderate. I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place. And there are no naked pictures on it at all.

* '''lemonkey''': nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day '''aestetix''': lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again? '''rubin110''': aestetix: I don't smell fresh.

* '''chelz''': even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?

* '''dr_jesus''': anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it's a SF312 violation to log the channel

* '''rubin110''': I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.

* '''dustball''': PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.

* '''aestetix''': For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.

* '''qDot_''': Open source zealots are rioting right now. '''qDot_''': And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments. '''qDot_''': Like, you don't even know, man.

* '''chu''': aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.

* '''ieatlint''': splitting hairs '''sabrecito''': 2x hairs is better than 1x

* '''hephaestus''': solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped

* '''dr_jesus''': apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they're eligible to receive it

* '''qDot''': DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving "PHP" is instantly sarcastic.

* '''dongsNbongs''': we'll drink to weevs gaping rape hole

* '''solrize''': VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now

* '''dr_jesus''': I know you're trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that's actually humorous

* '''alienvenom''': i don't think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong

* '''qDot_''': Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya'll too up in the soap opera. I'm just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt. '''aestetix''': Speaking of butt plugs, it's lunch time.

* '''quinn''': given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don't know which I'd choose.

* '''aestetix''': qDot_: did you see Wired.com today? '''qDot_''': No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind. I'm currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?

* '''wiretapped''': I republished your photos without attribution because i don't respect copyright

* '''Chris L.''': "[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers"

* '''ceren''': iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren't as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn't yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured.

* '''solidsnack''': why don't you just not have those views?

* '''hephaestus''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's

* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.

* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant '''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey

* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?

* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck '''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds

* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho

* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.

* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?

* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.

* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.

* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards '''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com! '''rachel''': with one hand

* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever! '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended

* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist '''aestetix''': And then masturbate '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?

* >> '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs '''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.

* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gröbner Bases!

* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.

* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql '''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo

* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget

* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture. '''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly? '''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures. '''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.

* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.

* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout

* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs '''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass '''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things

* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. '''VonGuard''': wow '''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds

* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.

* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P

* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife '''magpie''': she wasnt murdered '''magpie''': just "voted off the island"

* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline '''flatline_hb''': interesting '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice [~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]

* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit. '''miah''': of course they can dance '''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn

* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me

* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.

* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat

* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted

* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat? '''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat '''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them '''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition

* '''hep''': i never smell ok

* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk

* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops '''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon '''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately

* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.

* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!

* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING '''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED '''jynn-''': OH GOD

*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops '''aestetix''': give me status or give me death

*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.

*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office '''miah''': put your pants back on

* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.

* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?

* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%' '''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0 '''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete! '''noisesql''': I '''wiretapped''': o_O '''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh '''wiretapped''': uh oh

* >> '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once '''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him

* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter

* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"

* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience '''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more '''vorstyles''': barista? '''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz '''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?

* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body? '''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts" '''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects

* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary

* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action" '''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action

* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy '''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests

* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right

* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m? '''lemonkey''': maybe '''alienvenom''': daipers? '''alienvenom''': you an ABDL? '''lemonkey''': sploshing '''alienvenom''': watersports? '''alienvenom''': fisting? '''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks '''alienvenom''': O_o '''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count '''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well

* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again '''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc '''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us

* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties '''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess '''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting

* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.

* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.

* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju '''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin '''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :) '''JSharp''': not a bad design '''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean

* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.

* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain. '''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart? '''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.

* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers

* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me '''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you '''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place" '''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow '''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>" '''dr_jesus''': sandwich

* '''aestetix''': FUCK '''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION '''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST

* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee

* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up '''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down

* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck

* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you

* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died '''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it ''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it '''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal '''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code

* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis

* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass

* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land '''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements

* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while

* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.

* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods '''epsas''': in my bear costume

* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha '''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro '''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] '''epsas''': does that mean something? '''epsas''': ahh - hehe '''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"

* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken

* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot '''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets '''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor '''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'. '''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.

* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks

* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist
* '''DrSyzygy''':: "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. '''magpie-''': i have a 3.8 GPA. what?

* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).

* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?

* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name) '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again

* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??

*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.

* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?

* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH '''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen '''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them

*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away '''incekt''': as the crow flies

*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid()); '''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''': fuck

* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet

* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE

* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing / '''alienvenom''': no it doesn't '''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it '''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it '''alienvenom''': i've done it before

* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs

* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?

* '''ani-''': rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen

* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus

* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut. '''alienvenom''': just saying :-P '''alienvenom''': sorry '''alienvenom''': lol '''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin

* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP

* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is? '''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.

* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard

* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?

* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (™)" '''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom '''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge '''aestetix''': They're pretty badass

* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor

* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.

* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. '''VonGuard''': so what the hell coudl you even use em for? '''wiretapped''': we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now

* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.

* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite '''ieatlint''': not as beautiful '''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful '''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you

* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated '''rigel''': what should i be using instead? '''miah''': postgresql

* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen. '''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.

* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block

* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.

* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.

*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green. '''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right? '''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.

* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.

* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) '''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. '''ieatlint''': fine fine '''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) '''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)

* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww

* '''froggytoad''': so... thing is, he has a thing for bears... '''Atala''': i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.

* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"

* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady

*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?

* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad

* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?

* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records > '''ani-''' submits > '''Evil-Bill''' dominates

* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment

* '''dr_jesus''': ow '''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane

* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries '''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang... > '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout > '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun

* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!

* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer

* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees

* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid() '''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''' fuck

* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer '''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done... '''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes? '''ieatlint''': Atala, yes. '''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out.

* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.

* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants '''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo

* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures? '''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing

* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding. '''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good. '''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.

* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK. '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF '''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.

* '''rubin110''': Wait. '''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?

* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com] '''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that '''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean

* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.

* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.

*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation

* '''VonGuard''': oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard

*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?

*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas '''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive

* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions

* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.

* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.

* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl

* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.

* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"

* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P '''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge

* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!

* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.

* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.

* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"

* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys '''vniow''': me too

* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?

* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf '''alienvenom''': err '''alienvenom''': wow '''alienvenom''': uh '''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :) '''alienvenom''': :-\

* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut '''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do

* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.

* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com '''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it '''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."

* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.

* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE! '''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.

* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.

* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.

* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.

* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.

* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.

* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.

* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.

People

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The marshmallowy good enjoyables associated with Noisebridge.

This is ''not'' a membership list. Anyone may add themselves to it. Its names are maintained solely by those who have added them to it.

Please copy the syntax from other names.
Wiki User, First Name, Last Name

<pre>

Example:
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| [[User: mistertwister]] || Jeff B. || Schmitt

</pre>

Easiest method: copy the example above, then replace their info with your info. Don't forget the " |-" characters on the line above.

(note to wiki admins: the [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Semantic_Forms SemanticForms] extension would be useful here.)

{| class="wikitable sortable"

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! Wiki User !! First Name !! Last Name
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| [[User: SFSlim]] || Aaron || Muszalski
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| [[User: AdamJODonnell]] || Adam J. || O'Donnell
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| [[User: elgreengeeto]] || Adam || Skory
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| [[User: adamwaters]] || Adam || Waters
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| [[User: awright]] || Adam J. || Wright
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| [[User: OpenBuddha]] || Al || Billings
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| [[User: Orph]] || Alex || Graveley
|-
| [[User: AlSweigart]] || Al || Sweigart
|-
| [[User: VonGuard]] || Alex || Handy
|-
| [[User: Alison ]] || Alison || B.
|-
| [[User: Amouravski ]] || Andrei || Mouravski
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| [[User: Adi ]] || Andy || Isaacson
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| [[User: Vniow ]] || Ani || Niow
|-
| [[User: LeMonkey ]] || Ari || Braginsky
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| [[User: Paulproteus ]] || Asheesh
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| [[User: Yerdua ]] || Audrey || Penven
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| [[User:Bifrost ]] || Evil || Bifrost
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| [[User: Bill ]] || Bill || Paul
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| [[User: Endenizen ]] || Brian || Ferrell
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Five Minutes of Fame

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==What is it?==

Five Minutes of Fame (5MoF) is an adaptation of CCC's Lightning Talks. Our implementation is ten five minute talks in an hour, with a short intermission so you can get another beer.

Check out these 30 seconds of fame excerpts from May for a taste: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUGQ3Plj-w

==When and where does it happen?==

Third Thursday of every month at 8pm, at Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, San Francisco.



=== Next Show: Thursday, June 19th, 8 PM. Sign up! ===
just email john.d.shutt@gmail.com for now until we fix the signup web site

As if you needed ANY reminder, Five Minutes of Fame is Noisebridge's ADD
show-and-tell, squashing octets of human awesomeness into an hour like
booleans in a packed byte.

<pre>
_ _ _____ __ __ ____ ______
_| || |_| ____| \/ |/ __ \| ____| Noisebridge 8PM third Thursdays
|_ __ _| |__ | \ / | | | | |__ Four Years of Childlike Wonder and
_| || |_|___ \| |\/| | | | | __| Adult Technological Themes in
|_ __ _|___) | | | | |__| | | San Francisco's 548th Finest
|_||_| |____/|_| |_|\____/|_| Hacker Show and Tell.

_ _ _ _ _ _____ _ _ _
| | | | | | | | | | | __ \| | | | | |
| |__| | __ _ ___| | __ | |_| |__ ___ | |__) | | __ _ _ __ ___| |_| |
| __ |/ _` |/ __| |/ / | __| '_ \ / _ \ | ___/| |/ _` | '_ \ / _ \ __| |
| | | | (_| | (__| < | |_| | | | __/ | | | | (_| | | | | __/ |_|_|
|_| |_|\__,_|\___|_|\_\ \__|_| |_|\___| |_| |_|\__,_|_| |_|\___|\__(_)

Third Thurs, 8PM, Noisebridge, 2169 Mission St, SF, CA, Earth Prime

More info: http://nburl.net/5mof
Get here: http://nburl.net/gethere

Submit your talk now! http://5mof.net/signup/
</pre>

==Why are we doing this?==

There are many reasons:
* It's great for people who are interested in what's going on at Noisebridge -- no need to sit through long lectures.
* Some people are working on projects that are not ready for a full 30 minute or hour long talk, but they want to get their ideas out. Maybe they need help, maybe they want to propose an idea to the Noisebridge community.
* Some people are shy to public speaking and want to practice without giving an "official" conference talk, which can be daunting. This is a great way to try it out, in a community of peers.
* San Francisco is the mecca for startups. If you're trying to sell your idea to someone, you need to be able to explain it in five minutes or less.
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism#Law_of_Fives "The Law of Fives"]

==How can I participate?==

[[Category:Events]]

=== Sign up to speak at 5 Minutes of Fame here! ===

E-mail john.d.shutt@gmail.com and we'll add you to our list of speakers! We'll send a reminder e-mail the Monday before the event, and ask for your slide deck the night before if you plan on using one.

==How can I attend?==

Just show up! 2169 Mission St, San Francisco

We're located at: '''[[Getting Here|2169 Mission St]], San Francisco''' [http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&mlon=-122.419372&zoom=16 OpenStreetMap] - [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 Google Maps] 2 blocks South of [[Getting_Here#Getting_Here_by_BART | 16th & Mission BART]]

If for any reason you're unable to attend, you can usually watch it live on our [http://www.ustream.tv/user/noisebridge UStream Channel].

==Other Questions==

Can anyone attend or speak?

:''There are a limited number of slots for speakers, and members or regulars are given priority to speak about the projects they are working on. Although there are substitutes for people don't show, schedule early to be assured your 5MoF!''

What if I show up late?

:''If you are giving a talk, please notify me so we can rearrange the schedule. If you want to see a talk that you're going to miss, find the person who gave it and chat with them for five minutes :)''

==Past 5MoFs==
=== 2014 ===
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2014_05_15 | 2014-05-15]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2014_04_16 | 2014-04-16]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2014_03_20 | 2014-03-20]]

=== 2013 ===
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2013_02_21 | 2013-02-21]]
=== 2012 ===
=== 2011 ===
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2011_01_20 | 2011-01-20]]
=== 2010 ===
* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_12_16 | 2010-12-16]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_11_18 | 2010-11-18]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_10_21 | 2010-10-21]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_09_16 | 2010-09-16]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_08_19 | 2010-08-19]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_07_15 | 2010-07-15]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_06_17 | 2010-06-17]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_05_20 | 2010-05-20]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_04_15 | 2010-04-15]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_03_18 | 2010-03-18]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_02_18 | 2010-02-18]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2010_01_21 | 2010-01-21]]
=== 2009 ===

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_12_17 | 2009-12-17]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_11_19 | 2009-11-19]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009_10_15 | 2009-10-15]]

* [[Five_Minutes_of_Fame_2009-09-17 | 2009-09-17]]

* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-08-20 | 2009-08-20]]

* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-07-16 | 2009-07-16]]

* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-06-18 | 2009-06-18]]

* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-05-21 | 2009-05-21]]

* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-04-16 | 2009-04-16]]

* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-03-19 | 2009-03-19]]

* [[Five Minutes of Fame 2009-02-19 | 2009-02-19]]

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Talk:Meeting Notes 2014 06 03

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Per Dan, re: access control:

<blockquote>wrt access control: having some experience with the so-called reality of dealing with bs in the space ... I personally have found no good use case for policy linking access to (associate) member status. If policy were code, the current access control language is a hairball compiling at best to a no-op ... Actually, the anxiety and controversy "associated" with the current language has at times discouraged some people (self included) from coming to the space - and perhaps even enabled more serious problems with facile navigators of arbitrary requirements (eg, Sid) ... Goal of proposal is to replace the controversial and practically deprecated as irrelevant language out of the policy and replace it with the stub, core value "as open as possible" leaving room for mindful and more realistic efforts going forward. Fixes the language now and gives a better base to build something real from.</blockquote>

Noisebridge Vision

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__NOEDITSECTION__[[Image:Noisebridge_soldering.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Learning by doing!]]
[[Image:Evocell_ecoli15.png|thumb|right|180px|Do cool stuff!]]
[[Image:Noisebridge_at_night.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Interact with interesting people!]]
Noisebridge is a space for sharing, creation, collaboration, research, development, mentoring, and of course, learning. Noisebridge is also more than a physical space, it's a community with roots extending around the world.

<blockquote>
For we're excellent to each other here 
We rarely ever block 
We value tools over pre-emptive rules 
And spurn the key and the lock. 
       — Danny O'Brien, 2010-11-09 general meeting notes
</blockquote>

''We make stuff. So can you.''

== The Idea ==

Noisebridge is an educational non-profit corporation, 501(c)3 public charity status.

We provide infrastructure and collaboration opportunities for people interested in programming, hardware hacking, physics, chemistry, mathematics, photography, security, robotics, all kinds of art, and, of course, technology. Through talks, workshops, and [[projects]] we encourage knowledge exchange, learning, and mentoring.

As a space for artistic collaboration and experimentation, we are open to all types of art - with a special emphasis on the crossover of art and technology. From hardware labs to electronics, cooking, photography, and sound labs, anything that's creative is welcome.

Many interesting things are happening at all times. Sharing is essential to making this work. We believe in starting from a point of respect and trust. We believe it builds a safe community and that this will foster innovation and creation.
Our code of conduct is "Be excellent to each other".

Leadership is taken by individual members for specific projects. We call this "sudo leadership" after the *nix command sudo which allows a regular user to do one root-level, or superuser, task. In other words, if you want Noisebridge to do something, start doing it.

Here's some paraphrasing from our bylaws:
Through talks, classes, workshops, collaborative projects, and other activities, we want to encourage research, knowledge exchange, learning, and mentoring in a safe, clean space. We provide educational spaces for teaching practical skills and theory of technology, science, and art. We provide work space, storage, and other resources for projects related to art, science, and technology that will benefit the individual members' personal growth in their fields of interest, encouraging the individual members to share their projects and knowledge for the betterment of society through art, science and technology. We create, learn, and teach, individually and as a group, inviting members of the community in the San Francisco Bay area and the world. We develop, support the development of, and provide resources for the development of free and open source software and hardware for the benefit of society. We promote collaboration across disciplines for the benefit of cultural, charitable, and scientific causes.

== Tripartite Pillars ==

===Excellence===
'''Be excellent to each other''' is the guiding principle of Noisebridge. Wikipedia uses [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Don't_be_a_dick a somewhat similar rule], which they call "''the fundamental rule of all social spaces. Every other policy for getting along is a special case of it.''" Unlike Wikipedia, Noisebridge takes a positive approach, and avoids the practice of officially enumerating the myriad potential special cases; "be excellent" is enough.

===Consensus===
We make official Noisebridge decisions by consensus, which means the willing consent of all of our members. Decisions are made at our [[:Category:Meeting_Notes|weekly meetings]], and items proposed for consensus are announced at least a week in advance to give everyone time to hear about them. Members may block by proxy if they are unable to attend or if they wish to block anonymously.

More information on the [[Consensus Process]].

===Do-ocracy===
Doing excellent stuff at Noisebridge does not require permission or an official consensus decision. If you're uncertain about the excellence of something you want to do, you should ask someone else what they think.

== Testimonials ==

[[Testimonials | Why people love Noisebridge]]

* Smart creative people, welcoming community, friendly to newbies
* Equipment, tools, books, materials, and the space itself
* Its culture of free, open, accessible, DIY awesomeness

== Financing it ==

We self-finance through membership fees ($80 per member/month with $40 "starving hacker" rate), beverage sales, and parties, the way European hacker spaces do it. We also welcome one-time or recurring [[Donate_or_Pay_Dues|donations]] from members and non-members alike. Donations and sponsorships will accompany renovation and equipment purchase. Within the first 24 hours of renting a space, we raised over $10,000 for a cool location and meaningful projects. Within our first month, we've nearly become cash flow positive from membership dues alone. Further discussion is happening on the [[Finances]] wiki page.

== Inspiration ==
Noisebridge is inspired by similar European clubs like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metalab Metalab] of Vienna, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-base CBase] of Berlin, [http://www.mi2.hr/ MAMA] of Zagreb, and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASCII_%28squat%29 ASCII] of Amsterdam. Many other clubs of a similar stripe can be found at [http://hacklabs.org/index_en.php Hacklabs] and [http://hackerspaces.org/wiki/List_of_Hacker_Spaces Hackerspaces dot Org]. It would not be out of the question to consider Noisebridge a possible [http://events.ccc.de/2007/09/27/say-hello-to-bitkanonecccde/ San Francisco Chaostreff]. Noisebridge is a hacker space and community that shares a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorkbot Dorkbot]-like ethic, and indeed, many of the members of Noisebridge are long-time Dorkbotters.

== The Name ==
A "noise bridge" performs useful services by injecting noise into a system. Such a device is often used in RF electronics.

== The Space ==
Read some [[oral histories]] from members, or add your own!

=See Also=
*[[Community Standards]]

[[Category:Pages with a Noisebridge Tiny URL]]

About

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'''Noisebridge''' is a physical space open and welcoming to all, providing infrastructure and collaboration opportunities for anyone interested in programming, hardware, crafts, science, food, robotics, art, and technology. We teach, we learn, we share. With no leaders, we have one rule: "Be excellent to each other". 

Read on for answers to some frequently asked questions, or navigate to find out more about us.

'''Governance and Goals:''' [[Vision]], [[Do-ocracy]], [[Consensus_Process]], [[Meeting]], [[Community_Standards]], [[Board_and_Officers]]

'''Nuts and Bolts:''' [[Hours]], [[Visitor_advice]], [[Getting_In]], [[Getting_Here]], [[Resources]]

'''Conflict and Concerns:''' [[Safety]], [[Conflict_Resolution]], [[Mediation]], [[Rats]]

 
'''Our Name:''' A "noise bridge" is a piece of electronic test equipment that injects noise into a system to see how it responds, so you can fix or improve it. Such a device is often used in RF electronics. 
 
'''What can I do here?''' Meet techie, arty, and crafty folks, take a class, teach a class, use the power tools and electronic labs, build something out of stuff on the hack shelves, use our library, surf the web, cook up something in the kitchen, and so on. 
 
'''Getting Here:''' Noisebridge is close to the 16th & Mission BART station, and the 14 Mission, 33 Stanyan, and 49 Van Ness-Mission Muni buses. The 22 Fillmore and 12 Folsom Muni buses are within a couple blocks. 
 
'''Do I need to be a member?''' You don't need to be a member to take or give a class or workshop at Noisebridge. All are welcome!
Noisebridge is also a great place to hang out and work on projects. However, if you spend a lot of time at Noisebridge and you're not paying for membership, you'll be expected to contribute in some other material way to the space and the geek culture surrounding it. 
 
'''How do I become a member?''' A good first step is to introduce yourself at a Tuesday meeting.
Membership is $80 a month (or a $40 “starving hacker” rate) and allows you to vote at meetings. If you aren’t a member but use the space, please drop off a few dollars in the donation bin, or set up a regular monthly donation for a smaller amount. Noisebridge runs off of membership dues and donations. 
 
'''Meetings''' are every Tuesday at 8pm at the 2169 Mission space. Meetings are mostly for organizational purposes. 
Any time is a good time to '''introduce yourself'''. Come on up and have a refreshment, tell others about your interests, or ask people what projects they are working on. 
 
'''Where can I find out more?''' The wiki is at https://www.noisebridge.net. The “Noisebridge-discuss” email list (and other lists) at https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo 
 
'''Events, workshops, classes!''' Every week there are lots of activities at Noisebridge, planned and otherwise. Check the wiki for upcoming events, workshops, and classes. And feel free to add your own! 
 
Noisebridge is a fairly '''open and permissive space''', and the equipment (unless otherwise marked, or on a member shelf) is open for public use. Safety first! Feel free to come to Noisebridge to work and play on your project, or help others with theirs. 
 
Noisebridge has '''lots of space''' available as a community resource for individuals and organizations to use -- please use it! 
 
'''Can I leave my stuff here?''' Noisebridge is open to the public, so use your judgment when leaving valuables here. Noisebridge is not responsible for lost or stolen items. Avoid leaving your bicycle here overnight. The daily storage shelves provide a space to leave your things for the day. The lost and found box is located on top of the shelves. Members can leave items on their labeled member shelf for an extended period. Please label any projects left here with your name, email, and the date. Putting your project into a box labeled with your name is best.

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What about Comcast's 250GB of traffic per month limit - Arcanology
* We're going to have to deal with that at some point. Hopefully we'll have the DSL before we hit that limit. If not, we may need to upgrade to a different level of service. [[User:Ioerror|ioerror]] 18:53, 1 October 2008 (PDT)

As far as i can tell this cap is only on residential internet; no cap on comcast business class, and the prices are only about $20 more than residential. I have the extreme 50 plan, which gives bursts of 69 MB down / 14 MB up, with sustained 50/10 and NO data caps... It's under $150 for business class. (BTW, I HATE Comcast, just love their internet ;-) --[[User:Dr1ce|Dr1ce]] 08:22, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

Noisebridge

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|width="100%"|<big>We are Noisebridge</big>

Noisebridge is a [http://hackerspaces.org/ hackerspace] for technical-creative projects, [[Do-ocracy|doocratically]] run by our members. We are [[Incorporation|a non-profit educational institution]] intended for public benefit. We operate primarily in a 5,200 square-foot space located in the heart of San Francisco. We teach, we learn, we share. [[Noisebridge_Vision|Read more about Noisebridge]] or [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wamwklXWK4M watch a short video]…

We are committed to providing a safe space to work, learn, and play. Please read and understand our [[anti-harassment policy]] and [[community standards]]. This is how we expect people to behave when they are at Noisebridge, and you should also expect this standard of behavior from others in the space.

Noisebridge relies on your donations to continue operating. If you have found Noisebridge useful, please consider [[donate|donating]] to help us keep operating.

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|style="padding:0px 6px 3px 6px;border-left:1px solid #990000;border-bottom:1px solid #990000;border-right:1px solid #990000;"|We're located at: <center>'''[[Getting Here|2169 Mission St]], San Francisco''' [http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&mlon=-122.419372&zoom=16 OpenStreetMap] - [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 Google Maps] 2 blocks South of [[Getting_Here#Getting_Here_by_BART | 16th & Mission BART]]</center><ul><li>[[Getting_In | How to get into the space]]</li><li>Noisebridge's committment to being a [[The Anti-Harassment Policy | safe space]] and other [[community standards]]</li><li>[[About]]</li></ul>||width="16px" style="background:#ffffff;"| ||style="padding:0px 6px 3px 6px;border-left:1px solid #990000;border-bottom:1px solid #990000;border-right:1px solid #990000;"|<ul><li>[[Resources|What we offer]]</li><li>[[:Category:Events|Events and classes]]</li><li>[[Hosting an Event|Host an event]]</li><li>[[Noisebridge Vision | Learn about our vision]]</li><li>'''[[Mailinglist|Join one of our mailing lists]]'''</li><li>[[#Get_in_Touch|Contact us]]</li><li>[[How_to_join_Noisebridge | Join our community]] </li> </ul>||width="16px" style="background:#ffffff;"| ||style="padding:0px 6px 3px 6px;border-left:1px solid #990000;border-bottom:1px solid #990000;border-right:1px solid #990000;"|<ul><li>[[Noisebridge Membership|Become a member]]! [[Membership/FAQ|FAQ]]! Pay monthly sub: [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Dues%20%28Starving%20Hacker%29&cy_code=USD&a3=40&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $40/mo] [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Dues%20%28Standard%29&cy_code=USD&a3=80&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $80/mo] [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Dues%20%28Doing%20well%29&cy_code=USD&a3=160&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $160/mo]</li><li>[[Donate or Pay Dues|Make a monthly donation]]! [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Donation%20%28Affiliate%20Member%29&cy_code=USD&a3=10&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $10/mo] [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Donation%20%28Affiliate%20Member%29&cy_code=USD&a3=20&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $20/mo][https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Donation%20%28Affiliate%20Hacker%29&cy_code=USD&a3=40&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $40/mo][https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Donation%20%28Affiliate%29&cy_code=USD&a3=80&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $80/mo]</li><li>[[Donate or Pay Dues|'''Other ways to donate!''']]</li></ul>
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<big>Create With Us!</big>
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[[Image:Tour_Thumbnail.jpg|200px|link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wGMjRJpLCA]] 
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wGMjRJpLCA Watch this video tour of the space.]
</div>
Our [[2169_Mission|5,200 square-foot space (483m2)]] contains an [[Electronics_Lab|electronics lab]], [[Shop|machine shop]], [[Sewing|sewing/crafting supplies]], [[Classrooms|two classrooms]], [[Conference_Area|conference area]], [[library|library]], [[Darkroom|darkroom]], and [[Kitchen|kitchen]]. [[Diversity|Everyone]] is welcome to use [[Resources|our many resources]]. Find others to create with. Find help with your projects. Help others with their projects. Learn, teach, share. Come to Noisebridge and create! Noisebridge's public [[Hours|hours]] are now 24/7. New visitors are welcome any time (all ages, all skill levels), but it's best to visit when members are present or during an event to make sure we have a volunteer to show you around and make introductions.
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[[Image:2169mission.jpg|thumb|right|Front door to our space at 2169 Mission]]
[[Image:Arduinos For Total Newbies workshop.jpg|thumb|right|Arduino for Total Newbies Workshop at Noisebridge]]
[[Image:Noisebridge tools.jpg|thumb|right|A space to learn and create neat things]]
[[Image:Noisebridge_Soldering_Workshop.jpg|thumb|right|[[Circuit_Hacking_Mondays|Soldering Workshop]] at Noisebridge]]
[[Image:Skittlevodka.jpg|thumb|right|Hacking, it's more than just electronics]]
[[Image:Starfive - q's noisebridge project.jpg|thumb|right|Craft hacking]]
[[Image:Noiz_spacemap2012.jpg|thumb|right|digital blueprint of the space as of Nov. 2012]]

== Events and Classes ==
'''[[:Category:Events|Full Event Listing]]''' | '''[https://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=1uesj915rces4cbmcr8j3sg8t0%40group.calendar.google.com&ctz=America/Los_Angeles Unofficial Google Calendar]'''

Want to attend a class or event? Before you arrive or once you're at the space, just ask the teacher or event organizer if you can be their guest. [[Getting_In#Staying_In | Read more about our access policy]]. Please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.
{{:Category:Events}}
''You'' '''don't''' ''need to be a member to participate in a class or workshop at Noisebridge!'''''

'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, here are some [[Hosting an Event]] tips.

== Info ==

[[Intro Poster]]: How we explain ourselves to new visitors.

[[Resources]]: Stuff in the space -- computer network & servers, project areas, tools, bulk orders from Digikey/McMaster/Mouser.

[[Safety|Safety in the Space]]: What to do in case of an emergency.

[[Press Coverage]]: mentions of Noisebridge in the media (both blog and dead tree).

[[Identity]]: A collection of resources revolving around our identity and logo.

[[The Neighborhood]]: What's in the neighborhood around 2169 Mission

[[Hosting an Event|Hosting an Event at Noisebridge]]: Suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.

[[Hackerspace Infos]]: Howtos, Background, and friendly Hackerspaces elsewhere.

== Get in Touch ==
* '''Press: Please see our [[Press Kit]] - Includes press contacts, pictures, background info, etc.'''
* [[Contacts]] - General contact details for the space
* [[Mailinglist]] - Best way to keep informed of upcoming events
* [[People]]
* [[Twitter]]
* [[IRC|IRC channel]] - irc://chat.freenode.net/#noisebridge
* [[Payphone|Call the red payphone]] - This option is temporarily unavailable
* [[MemoryHole|Legal Requests (information removal, etc)]]
* Here is our '''mailing address''' (different from our physical address): 
          '''Noisebridge''' 
          '''2261 Market Street #235-A''' 
          '''San Francisco, CA 94114'''

[[Image:Passport-badge2.png‎|right|link=Passport|Hackerspace Passports accepted here]]
* Or just [[Getting Here|drop by the space]]. We're open 24/7. New visitors should read up on [[getting in]]. ''all ages, all skill levels'': 
          [[Getting Here|'''2169 Mission St, 3rd floor''']] 
          '''San Francisco, CA 94110'''

== Status ==
'''Noisebridge is up!''' We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and rented our first physical space as of October 1st 2008. We quickly outgrew our first space and have been at our much larger 5,200 square-foot second location since October 1st 2009. We are a [[Incorporation|tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization]] as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008.

Django Study Group

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The '''Django Study Group''' meets on Tuesdays and Fridays at 12:30 in the Turing classroom.

Talk:Guestbook

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need to automate this process from a form to this page..... I imagine a very simple form bot with $name, $from, $heard_from posting on the wiki here with a <pre>~~~~</pre> to assign dates to the edits.

-rma

Talk:Moving/2169 Mission/Buildout

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NBML/Workshops/Deep Nets

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=== What ===
A multi-part meetup session about deep belief networks.

=== When ===
Month of August.

=== Who ===

=== Slides and Code ===
This is a work in progress, so nothing has solidified yet.
*[[PyBrain|PyBrain Installfest]]

=== Resources ===

User:Crw

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Crw: /* endorsements */

== hello ==
* crw @ irc.freenode.net#noisebridge
* email/xmpp: crw@crw.io
* twitter: @crwbot
* interests:
** full-stack; both programming & culture
** permaculture
** resilience
** sustainability
** transhumanism

== meeting note archive ==
personal opinions and observations, may be helpful, maybe not.

* [[User:Crw/meeting.2013.07.30|2013.07.30]]
* [[User:Crw/meeting.2013.08.06|2013.08.06]]

User:Christie

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I am also known as Valkyrie. It's an old name that I resurrect from time to time and will be more likely to respond to it than my real name. The internet also knows me as longobord. That name is never taken. The two are actually interrelated, if you can believe that.

I used to know more than I do now. Long ago I studied the bit with the electrons floating around. I miss it. I liked signal theory a lot.

I am not so good at the lifting heavy things business, but that doesn't always stop me, considering my ongoing love affair with molten metal.

[http://wiki.orbswarm.com/images/a/a1/Orb-R2-Christie.JPG Me and robots] I am the one who's not a robot. I help with the orb robot on my left.

===Identifications===
==== <tt>/etc/passwd</tt> entry ====
# adduser --shell /bin/bash --uid 21580 --gecos 'Christie Dudley' longobord
...
# awk -F: '$1=="longobord" {print}' /etc/passwd
longobord:x:21580:21580:Christie Dudley,,,:/home/longobord:/bin/bash

==== ssh Public Key ====
I don't have a good use for it, and I keep losing track of the one that gets signed by friends as I switch machines. I imagine someday it might actually be useful.

===contact===
longobord at gmail is my most direct email. 
I'm also found at:
*cdudley at scu edu
*c.dudley at ieee org
*christie at flaminglotus com
*longobord at most of the popular places.
longobord on twitter, gtalk, etc. 
Valkyrie` and Valkyrie`` and sometimes even Valkyrie- on irc 

===interest===
I have an odd constellation of interests. These are pretty much the leading ones, in no particular order:
* The Law: I now study law full time, specifically
** Privacy
** Startup issues
* Small communications device hacking/listening
* Protocol analysis and reversing
* Making gadgety things do things they weren't intended.
* Personal liberty and privacy, technically and legally.
* Space exploration, intermediate steps headed towards the moon as a model for outward expansion
* Robots because I don't understand why we don't have these already.
* A bit of ham radio, although I hate talking.
* Light-based art, including LEDs and fire and pyrotechnics

===projects===
Still getting these sorted. Perpetually. Here are a couple of things that have been rattling around in my head:
* Designing and building robots that can move independently or when attached to each other.
* Probably something with LEDs, including acrylic light pipes. Maybe some cast resin.
** Work with Zedd on getting the counter top lit
** LED fingernails
*** Need to find the smallest battery available.
*** Get some SMD resistors to match.
** LED "beading" on clothing
** LED "light" staff. Completed, did a 5MoF talk on this easy project.
* Wearable interfaces Preferably input devices, as heads up displays are more obtainable.
* Learning new things, like German, only that's a pretty old thing really.

I have (had?) all the parts to build a tesla coil I think I should do that someday.
I also like to arrange for people to come to the space to talk about cool stuff.

===Allergies===
I have many allergies. I get tired of reminding people of my current list of allergies my doctor has advised me about, so I wanted to include it here.

====Anaphylaxis====
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaphylaxis Anaphylaxis] is an immediately life-threatening form of an allergic reaction. I have only had this once in my life, but I am at a very real risk, so the more people who know about it the better. If I collapse and turn blue, chances are I am in anaphylactic shock. I always try to carry an epi-pen somewhere on my person. (Jacket chest pocket or handbag or something.) Ask me to see it, I'm happy to show it to you. I even have a trainer if you want to practice. Take it out, pop the cap and stab me with it in the thigh RIGHT AWAY. Although I tend to react slowly, if I'm already blue it means I'm already dying.

====Food====
I've successfully reintroduced all the problem foods back into my diet, but I still avoid wheat when it's not terribly inconvenient. (And it can be terribly inconvenient to not drink beer.)

====Environmental====
'''Cats''': I have had many second-hand reactions to cats. I am so allergic, I am sometimes allergic to people who have cats, which is very unfortunate. Oh, and ferrets happen to fall in this category. It's my cat allergy that has caused anyphylaxis in the past, so if I get really excited about it, it's just my concern about continuing to remain alive.

'''Mold''': This crops up in odd things. Artificial smoke machines are horrid for this. Cheap cigarettes sometimes have mold. "fresh air" after a light rain is often quite full of mold. It doesn't matter if it's living or dead, it will still bother me.

'''Dust''': I'm not intending to be rude when I decline to help clean up anything that's been sitting for longer than week or two. Vacuuming often makes this worse, even with a great filter, simply because you're stirring it up.

'''Other''': I'm also allergic to dogs, pollens, fragrances and other random stuff, but these are either not as serious or immediate as the rest.

'''Irritants''': If I'm having an allergic reaction to something else, any stuff in the air (smoke, cleaning chemicals, even dish soap) even if I'm not allergic, will worsen the condition.

Category:Pages with a Noisebridge Tiny URL

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[http://nburl.net nburl.net] is Noisebridge's URL shortener. Around the Noisebridge space are labels such as [http://nburl.net/trash nburl.net/trash] or [http://nburl.net/sewing nburl.net/sewing], which forward to pages on the wiki. By putting a short URL on equipment and objects in the space, we provide a way for people to look up more info.

Just go to the nburl site to find instructions or more information related to the item the label is on.

To add nburl URLs, ask [[User:AlSweigart | Al Sweigart]] for the password.

Ideally, the nburl url should reveal the following:

# The instruction manual for this item, or any records related to it
# Where to put the object when you are done with it
# Any scheduling info related to this object, or if it is currently being used by someone else for a project

[[Category:Top level]]

Help:Contents

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== Wikimedia Help Pages ==
* [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Wikitext_examples Mediawiki wikitext examples]
* http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:HTML_in_wikitext
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Wiki_markup

== Tips for Noisebridge wiki beginners ==
=== Make your user page ===
Make a user page for yourself here on the Noisebridge wiki, if you register, it is automatically watched. You don't have to register with the Noisebridge wiki to make your user page, but you will have to register to watch pages (make sure to confirm your email address if you want to do this.)

=== Watch (and filter) Recent Changes ===
You don't have to register to check out, or edit recent changes to the wiki:
* https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Special:RecentChanges

Filter out the (spam/DDOS'd) new user log by using this link instead:
* https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:RecentChanges&namespace=2&invert=1

=== Adopt an Affinity Page ===
If you did register, adopt a second page to watch on a subject that interests you, and note that you are also taking care of it in the discussion page (I think we could use the discussion pages more efficiently in general).

=== Practice simplest markup first ===
Play around with the following 3 basic Mediawiki markups and preview the page you are editing:
<pre>
= is for section or 'header' tagging =
* is for lists
[[ is_for_links ]] but full URL's are automatically parsed so go ahead and use them or [[ link linkname ]].

Tag markup in the first 2 cases above drills down with multiples ofthe tagging character relatively intuitively:
= sections of wiki page =
== subsections of above ==
=== smaller subsections yet ===
Links are different, but it's safe to use full URL's to start
</pre>

Refer to: http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Wikitext_examples

== How to create a new page when editing and adding an internal link ==
you may be editing a page, adding some information in the editing pane, and you want to make a link to a new page.
* in your text, write the name of the new page.
* highlight the name of the new page where it appears in your text.
* choose the Internal Link button above the editing pane.
you should see <nowiki>[[ ... ]]</nowiki> double square brackets now surround the name of your new page.
note that your new page does not yet exist. how to create the new page?
* scroll down to see the Save page, Show preview, and Show changes buttons.
* click the Show preview button.
the system presents an editing pane for the new page with a caution that if you got this page by mistake, use the back arrow.
* enter something, anything, in the editing pane to create the new page.
* scroll down and click the Show preview button. if things appear as you like,
* click the Save page button to save the new page.
* use the back arrow button to return the Show preview page that you'd first been editing.,
* if all is well, click the Save page button to save your edits.

== Watching Changes ==
'''"The site is so large, how do I tell what has changed since I last visited the site?"'''

*Use the [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]] button in the nav bar on the left. 'Diffs' are powerful! Click around a bit and you'll get the hang of it. You'll be able to see exactly what each person changed on a page and when!

'''"hey wow the [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]] page is full of (spammy looking) [https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=newusers| user account creation] log entries. I just want to see a list of pages that have changed. Seriously. WTF???"'''

Right. Not sure what the deal is with the spammy user creation log. 
Who knows - maybe it's a steganographic side channel for some lame script kiddie crew ... so let's just leave all that noise alone for now. 
Use this link to filter that cruft: https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:RecentChanges&namespace=2&invert=1

*If you log in and then "Watch" a page (a button at the top of the page), you can receive an email when that page changes.

*Be sure to log in and look at the different [[Special:Preferences | Preferences]] offered.

*Subscribe to the Recent Changes RSS feed in your favorite news reader. So then when you're catching up on your friend's blog entries, you'll also find exciting things like my update of the Maker Faire page and... hey, JDV just (like 10 seconds ago!) made a note of his Birthday Party happening at the Shipyard! Yay JDV! How do I subscribe? Go to the [[Special:Recentchanges | Recent Changes]] page and click on the "RSS" link on the left nav bar. Your news reader should be able to take it from there.

'''"How do I tell what has changed on a particular page recently?"'''

To see the history of changes on a particular page, first go to the page, then click the "history" button at the top of the screen. You'll be able to see every change made by every person going back for a long while. Click around a little and you'll get the hang of this very useful page.

Getting Here (2169)

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[[File:Screen Shot 2014-02-28 at 3.33.54 AM.png]]
[[File:Noisebridge location map-20091130-125922.png|thumb|right|2169 Mission Street]]
[[File:Noisebridge front entrance.png|thumb|400px|Ring the bell at the end of the arrow -- the one labeled "Noisebrige" =)]]

Noisebridge is located on the 3rd floor of '''[http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 2169 Mission Street, San Francisco, CA 94110-1219]''', between 17th and 18th street ([http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&mlon=-122.419372&zoom=16 37.76717 N, 122.418423 W]), 1.5 blocks south of [http://www.bart.gov/stations/16th/index.aspx 16th Street Mission BART station]. Use the intercom to ask to be buzzed into the space. An [[elevator]] with manually-operated doors is available, and here is some basic [[accessibility]] information.

Here is a [[Map]] of Noisebridge.

If this is your first time here, please review our [[visitor advice]].

We have more information here on [[Getting_In | getting in]] using really space-age or really old-fashioned ways of opening doors.

You can also find [[Getting Here (83c) | directions to our old space]].

==Public transit==

[http://511.org/ 511.org] is great to help plan your Bay Area travel.

[[File:ShadeS.jpg|1000px]]

[http://www.flysfo.com/ San Francisco International Airport (SFO)] is about 30 minutes away. [http://www.oaklandairport.com/ Oakland International Airport (OAK)] is about 50 minutes away.

[http://www.caltrain.com/ Caltrain], [http://www.amtrakcapitols.com/ Capitol Corridor] [http://www.sfmta.com Muni] and [http://www.bart.gov BART] transit systems can help get you around the Bay area on public transit.

===Getting Here by BART===
[http://www.bart.gov BART] (Bay Area Rapid Transit) train service runs 4:30am-midnight weekdays, less on weekends. The train schedules are generally accurate to within about 3 minutes.
*Take BART to 16th Street Mission Station
*Get to street level via either exit
*Walk 1.5 blocks south on Mission Street
*Noisebridge is on the left, 2169 Mission, just before Mi Ranchito produce market

===Getting Here by Muni===
San Francisco is served by the [http://www.sfmta.com Muni] bus and light rail network. Only some lines run from 1am-5am, so called "Owl" service. Bus schedules are generally accurate to within 15 minutes. [http://www.nextbus.com/predictor/stopSelector.jsp?a=sf-muni Nextbus] has real-time bus arrival information. [[nextbus | (Check stops near noisebridge here).]] Muni lines that pass particularly close to Noisebridge are:
:[http://www.sfmta.com/cms/asystem/routedesc.php?rted=14 14 Mission] '''(stops in front of Noisebridge)''' (24 hour service)
:[http://www.sfmta.com/cms/asystem/routedesc.php?rted=33 33 Stanyan] '''(stops in front of Noisebridge)'''
:[http://www.sfmta.com/cms/asystem/routedesc.php?rted=49 49 Van Ness-Mission] '''(stops in front of Noisebridge)'''
:[http://www.sfmta.com/cms/asystem/routedesc.php?rted=22 22 Fillmore] (24 hour service; closest stop 16th and Mission)
:[http://www.sfmta.com/cms/asystem/routedesc.php?rted=12 12 Folsom] (closest stop 18th and Folsom)

Noisebridge is about a 15 minute walk from the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_Street_Station_(San_Francisco) Church St Light Rail Muni Station], served by the Muni light rail K, L, M, and T lines underground, and the J, N and F aboveground. (When riding the J Church line, it is closer to exit at the bottom of Dolores Park at 18th and Church rather than at Church and Market. The other Muni light rail lines also connect with BART at [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civic_Center_Station_(San_Francisco) Civic Center Station]; transferring to BART there may be faster than walking from Church Street.)

==Cycling==
See the [http://www.sfbike.org/download/map.pdf San Francisco Bike Coalition bike map] for bike directions to Noisebridge. Noisebridge can be found in the center-right portion of this map.

Valencia Street, 1 block west of Mission, is an official route of the San Francisco Bicycle Network, with roomy bike lanes in both directions and calm traffic. For security you should bring your bike upstairs either via the stairs or elevator. Our bike rack has room for at least 14 bikes :-)

==Driving==

Find us on [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 Google Maps] or [http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&mlon=-122.419372&zoom=16 OpenStreetMap].

Evening street parking in the area is difficult since the 16th and Valencia area is a popular entertainment district. Most street parking in the area is metered 9am-6pm.

There is a commercial parking garage at [http://j.mp/9IMNpT 42 Hoff Street], about two blocks from Noisebridge. Several [http://www.bart.gov/guide/parking/index.aspx BART stations outside of San Francisco] city limits also have parking available. San Francisco is famous for car break-ins; you should place ''all'' your valuables in the trunk of your car.

=== From the East Bay ===

# From the East Bay, take I-80W (across the Bay Bridge)
# 1.5 miles after the Bay Bridge, exit right at "Golden Gate Bridge | North 101 | Exit 1B"
# in 0.5 miles exit right at a double sign that reads "Duboce Ave | Exit 434A" and "101 North | G G Br | Mission St"
# Bear left near the bottom of the exit
# At the bottom of the exit, turn left on Mission
# Continue south on Mission Street about 4 blocks to 2169 Mission

=== From the South Bay ===

# From the South Bay, take US-101N
# Exit at Vermont St and immediately turn left on Vermont
# Go 2 blocks and turn left on 16th
# Go 1.1 miles (approx 12 blocks) and turn left on Mission Street
# Continue south on Mission Street 1.5 blocks to 2169 Mission

Alternatively
# Take I-280N
# Exit at San Jose Avenue
# Go 1.1 miles, turn right onto Randall and make an immediate left onto Mission Street
# Go 1.6 miles (approx 16 blocks) and find yourself in front of Noisebridge!

=== From the North Bay ===

From the North Bay, take US-101S (across the Golden Gate Bridge). Continue on US-101S within San Francisco (local San Francisco streets signed as US-101S are Lombard Street and then Van Ness Avenue) until it crosses Market Street and becomes South Van Ness Avenue, then follow South Van Ness, then right on 18th, right on Mission. Just stay on mission. South van mess is too crowded

===[http://j.mp/9En9Jg To Garage at 42 Hoff]===
# Starting at Noisebridge, go 1/2 block north to 17th St.
# Turn left on 17th
# Take your first right onto Hoff St.
# The garage is 1/2 block ahead on the left

[[Category:InTheSpace]]
[[Category:Pages with a Noisebridge Tiny URL]]

===More Parking===

Garages (showing rates for 3 hours):
[http://bit.ly/OOggmA]

More garages, rates per hour:
[http://www.parkme.com/map?lat=37.7895034367&lng=-122.405755564]

Parking meters in database format:
http://sfpark.org/resources/parking-meters-census-gis-data/

And this book of "parking secrets":
http://www.findingthesweetspot.com/pages/tips.html

Like some other big cities, you can sometimes get lucky and find unmetered parking if you drive around the side-streets.

Getting Here (2169)

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[[File:Noisebridge location map-20091130-125922.png|thumb|right|2169 Mission Street]]
[[File:Noisebridge front entrance.png|thumb|400px|Ring the bell at the end of the arrow -- the one labeled "Noisebrige" =)]]

Noisebridge is located on the 3rd floor of '''[http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 2169 Mission Street, San Francisco, CA 94110-1219]''', between 17th and 18th street ([http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&mlon=-122.419372&zoom=16 37.76717 N, 122.418423 W]), 1.5 blocks south of [http://www.bart.gov/stations/16th/index.aspx 16th Street Mission BART station]. Use the intercom to ask to be buzzed into the space. An [[elevator]] with manually-operated doors is available, and here is some basic [[accessibility]] information.

Here is a [[Map]] of Noisebridge.

If this is your first time here, please review our [[visitor advice]].

We have more information here on [[Getting_In | getting in]] using really space-age or really old-fashioned ways of opening doors.

You can also find [[Getting Here (83c) | directions to our old space]].

==Public transit==

[http://511.org/ 511.org] is great to help plan your Bay Area travel.

[[File:ShadeS.jpg|1000px]]

[http://www.flysfo.com/ San Francisco International Airport (SFO)] is about 30 minutes away. [http://www.oaklandairport.com/ Oakland International Airport (OAK)] is about 50 minutes away.

[http://www.caltrain.com/ Caltrain], [http://www.amtrakcapitols.com/ Capitol Corridor] [http://www.sfmta.com Muni] and [http://www.bart.gov BART] transit systems can help get you around the Bay area on public transit.

===Getting Here by BART===
[http://www.bart.gov BART] (Bay Area Rapid Transit) train service runs 4:30am-midnight weekdays, less on weekends. The train schedules are generally accurate to within about 3 minutes.
*Take BART to 16th Street Mission Station
*Get to street level via either exit
*Walk 1.5 blocks south on Mission Street
*Noisebridge is on the left, 2169 Mission, just before Mi Ranchito produce market

===Getting Here by Muni===
San Francisco is served by the [http://www.sfmta.com Muni] bus and light rail network. Only some lines run from 1am-5am, so called "Owl" service. Bus schedules are generally accurate to within 15 minutes. [http://www.nextbus.com/predictor/stopSelector.jsp?a=sf-muni Nextbus] has real-time bus arrival information. [[nextbus | (Check stops near noisebridge here).]] Muni lines that pass particularly close to Noisebridge are:
:[http://www.sfmta.com/cms/asystem/routedesc.php?rted=14 14 Mission] '''(stops in front of Noisebridge)''' (24 hour service)
:[http://www.sfmta.com/cms/asystem/routedesc.php?rted=33 33 Stanyan] '''(stops in front of Noisebridge)'''
:[http://www.sfmta.com/cms/asystem/routedesc.php?rted=49 49 Van Ness-Mission] '''(stops in front of Noisebridge)'''
:[http://www.sfmta.com/cms/asystem/routedesc.php?rted=22 22 Fillmore] (24 hour service; closest stop 16th and Mission)
:[http://www.sfmta.com/cms/asystem/routedesc.php?rted=12 12 Folsom] (closest stop 18th and Folsom)

Noisebridge is about a 15 minute walk from the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_Street_Station_(San_Francisco) Church St Light Rail Muni Station], served by the Muni light rail K, L, M, and T lines underground, and the J, N and F aboveground. (When riding the J Church line, it is closer to exit at the bottom of Dolores Park at 18th and Church rather than at Church and Market. The other Muni light rail lines also connect with BART at [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civic_Center_Station_(San_Francisco) Civic Center Station]; transferring to BART there may be faster than walking from Church Street.)

==Cycling==
See the [http://www.sfbike.org/download/map.pdf San Francisco Bike Coalition bike map] for bike directions to Noisebridge. Noisebridge can be found in the center-right portion of this map.

Valencia Street, 1 block west of Mission, is an official route of the San Francisco Bicycle Network, with roomy bike lanes in both directions and calm traffic. For security you should bring your bike upstairs either via the stairs or elevator. Our bike rack has room for at least 14 bikes :-)

==Driving==

Find us on [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 Google Maps] or [http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&mlon=-122.419372&zoom=16 OpenStreetMap].

Evening street parking in the area is difficult since the 16th and Valencia area is a popular entertainment district. Most street parking in the area is metered 9am-6pm.

There is a commercial parking garage at [http://j.mp/9IMNpT 42 Hoff Street], about two blocks from Noisebridge. Several [http://www.bart.gov/guide/parking/index.aspx BART stations outside of San Francisco] city limits also have parking available. San Francisco is famous for car break-ins; you should place ''all'' your valuables in the trunk of your car.

=== From the East Bay ===

# From the East Bay, take I-80W (across the Bay Bridge)
# 1.5 miles after the Bay Bridge, exit right at "Golden Gate Bridge | North 101 | Exit 1B"
# in 0.5 miles exit right at a double sign that reads "Duboce Ave | Exit 434A" and "101 North | G G Br | Mission St"
# Bear left near the bottom of the exit
# At the bottom of the exit, turn left on Mission
# Continue south on Mission Street about 4 blocks to 2169 Mission

=== From the South Bay ===

# From the South Bay, take US-101N
# Exit at Vermont St and immediately turn left on Vermont
# Go 2 blocks and turn left on 16th
# Go 1.1 miles (approx 12 blocks) and turn left on Mission Street
# Continue south on Mission Street 1.5 blocks to 2169 Mission

Alternatively
# Take I-280N
# Exit at San Jose Avenue
# Go 1.1 miles, turn right onto Randall and make an immediate left onto Mission Street
# Go 1.6 miles (approx 16 blocks) and find yourself in front of Noisebridge!

=== From the North Bay ===

From the North Bay, take US-101S (across the Golden Gate Bridge). Continue on US-101S within San Francisco (local San Francisco streets signed as US-101S are Lombard Street and then Van Ness Avenue) until it crosses Market Street and becomes South Van Ness Avenue, then follow South Van Ness, then right on 18th, right on Mission. Just stay on mission. South van mess is too crowded

===[http://j.mp/9En9Jg To Garage at 42 Hoff]===
# Starting at Noisebridge, go 1/2 block north to 17th St.
# Turn left on 17th
# Take your first right onto Hoff St.
# The garage is 1/2 block ahead on the left

[[Category:InTheSpace]]
[[Category:Pages with a Noisebridge Tiny URL]]

===More Parking===

Garages (showing rates for 3 hours):
[http://bit.ly/OOggmA]

More garages, rates per hour:
[http://www.parkme.com/map?lat=37.7895034367&lng=-122.405755564]

Parking meters in database format:
http://sfpark.org/resources/parking-meters-census-gis-data/

And this book of "parking secrets":
http://www.findingthesweetspot.com/pages/tips.html

Like some other big cities, you can sometimes get lucky and find unmetered parking if you drive around the side-streets.

Big LED Screen

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= The Big LED Screen =

=== Overview ===

* Dimensions (in pixels) are 128 by 48
* The buffer board stores data into a couple memory chips, which are then accessible to the daughterboards which drive the actual LEDs.
* There are four daughterboards, in two chains of length two. Each of these daughterboards is connected to a single "section" of LEDs (ie: there are four big "sections" of LEDs). Each daughterboard runs a section of 32 by 48 pixels.

=== History ===

* Originally controlled by a 386; mobo is shot.
* The 386 connects via ISA to a "buffer board" which looks to be a memory buffer and power conditioner.
* The "buffer board" has most traces terminating to a socket with a missing chip, so we don't know what happened here.

==== Buffer board ====

Tonight (2008-12-30) Josh worked from the backend up a bit, but eventually gave up. He then moved to the ISA frontside and worked down, which was far more productive.

The device appears to sit at ISA IO ports 0x180 through 0x183. The addresses are decoded by U51 (74688 comparator), which then hits the OE2 on U52-19 (74541 driver iirc). This is then used to feed U53 and U54 (both 74574 D-flip-flops). These appear to be there to combat fan-out. He's not entirely certain where these go, but it seemed like they were going into the RAMs.

The low bits of the ISA address selection sit on the rightmost two pins on the top row of the header, SA1 and SA0, in that order (Just hook the connector up and use the multimeter if that's nonsensical). I haven't traced them through yet; I was in the middle of it when my time ran out. They look to run over to the empty chip socket on the right side of the board. Most traces tend to terminate at this chip socket, so most likely we won't be able to use the display logic on the buffer board.

==== Daughterboards ====

[http://www.flickr.com/photos/31848713@N00/3430719610/ Picture of a daughterboard]

The daughterboards each have qty 3 UCN5832A ([[Image:Ucn5832.pdf]]) 32-bit shift registers (for a total of 96 bits) which drive an array of 32 by 48 pixels (for a total of 1536). The theory is the other end of the LEDs are connected to 16 different power sources, making all the LEDs addressable (96 * 16 = 1536). (The shift register does a current sink)

The daughterboards receive serial based on the following:

* The long 10-pin pigtails are as follows:
1 - UCN-40 CLK (serial clock)
2 - GND
3 - UCN-4 STROBE (latch driver)
4 - GND
5 - UCN-2 SIN (serial in)
6 - GND
7 - UCN-3 GND
8 - GND
9 - GND

Pin 1 is marked red. When looking into the end of the connector, when the red-marked wire is on the left, odd pins are on top. The keyed edge of the connector is also on top. The top left pin is pin 1.

Per Josh, the grounds do not need to be connected for now.

The serial is daisy chained together. There are two sets of two daughterboards (four daughterboards total) with 3 shift registers on each daughterboard. So, each chain of shift registers includes 6 shift registers for a total of 192 bits per chain.

* The 10-pin ports between the daughterboards (J3 and J2) are wired differently. J3 is:
1 -
2 -
3 -
4 -
5 - ground
6 -
7 - clock
8 -
9 - serial out (j2) / serial in (j3)
10 -

(The existing logic shifts out 200 bits instead of 192; we don't know why).

Looking at the sign doing STROBE: sequences 130us apart, within each sequence, 5 peaks @+5V, 4us each high, otherwise the signal is low.

Looking at CLK: We do a bunch of lcokign, the strobe, etc. 8 CLKs in 5us, entire process takes 125us, appx 200CLKs. This gives an input rate of 1.6MHz(!)

The shift register is rated for 3.3Mhz, so we could conceivably drive it faster than the 1.5Mhz that it's currently running.

== Current Operation ==

=== Overview ===

[http://www.flickr.com/photos/31848713@N00/3430728760/in/photostream/ Overview of the inside of the screen (picture)]

[http://www.flickr.com/photos/31848713@N00/3429916211/in/photostream/ Detail of our breadboard (picture)]

==== LED Hardware ====

The sign is currently driven by two boarduinos on a solderless breadboard. One controls the left half of the sign, and the other controls the right half.

The old hardware buffer board has 16 power sources that it cycles through in sequence. It goes through each cycle of 16 power sources at about 500 Hz. (So it changes power sources every 1/8000th of a second).

Each boarduino shifts bits out along a serial line controlling 192 shift registers. These shift registers act as controllable current-limited drains.

The LEDs on the display have their anodes connected to the power sources. Each anode is shared by 192 LEDs.

The LEDs on the display have their cathodes connected to the shift registers. Each shift register pin is shared by 16 LEDs.

This gives us 3072 LEDs per half of the display, which are arranged into an array 64 LEDs wide by 48 LEDs tall.

The boarduinos have connections to the preexisting circuitry to tell which power source is in use at any time, and send the respective data to the shift registers for display.

We also have an xbee series 1 (802.15.4) wireless chip onboard so we don't have to open up the sign to talk to it.

==== Software ====

Though we are using arduino compatible hardware, we are using AVR-GCC to compile native code directly for the atmel mega168 chip on the boarduino. The arduino framework does not perform well enough nor allow us good access to the atmega168 integrated chip features such as SPI and TWI.

We are using lady ada's arduino bootloader. This acts like an atmel stk500 programmer, and allows us to upload software over the wireless connection.

The XBEE wireless chip has virtual transparenet pins configured so we can control the reset pins of the two boarduinos independently, and upload new code to each half of the sign at a time.

The two halves talk to each other using the TWI interface on the atmega168.

=== Pin connections ===

[[Image:ledscreen-schematic.png|500px]]

Here are the pins that need to be connected other than power and ground:

* MOSI (PB3) - this sends serial data to the daughterboard
* SCK (PB5) - this sends lcock signal to the daughterboard
* PB1 - this should be connected to the latch/strobe signal from the old buffer board
* PB0 - this should be connected to the latch/strobe signal going to the daughterboard
* PD7 - this should be hooked up to the left side of one of the power sources on the buffer board through a voltage divider (and small capacitor to stabilize the signal) to bring the 15 volts down to 5 volts. Do not use the output of the power source, since it's not nearly as stable.

It uses the existing STROBE (latch) signal from the buffer board for timing, and reads the state of one of the buffer board's output powers to synchronize where in the sequence of 16 power sources. It captures the latch signal and re-emits it to the daughterboard.

It ignores the serial clock and serial data from the buffer board.

Unfortunately this has very little processor time to spare since it's spending all its time clocking out the serial data. We're probably limited to very basic patterns on here.

== Usage ==

=== Getting the source ===

The source is in a mercurial repository on [[pony]]. Point your mercurial client at http://pony.local/d3/nils/bigledscreen to pull down a copy of it.

=== Programming the xbee ===

To control the sign wirelessly, you will want to program an xbee chip to interface with it. I recommend the "xbee explorer" from sparkfun. To program your new xbee, you will need to make sure your xbee has a recent enough firmware (10A5 is recommended). Unfortunately firmware upgrade must be done using Digi/MaxStream's "X-CTU" application which runs under windows. This can be performed with wine and linux. See [http://paparazzi.enac.fr/wiki/XBee_configuration paparazzi's]xbee config page and [http://www.libelium.com/squidbee/upload/3/31/Data-sheet-max-stream.pdf digi's xbee AT command set] for information about using x-ctu or minicom with your xbee.

The Xbee on the computer side needs to have a small hardware modification to work: pins AD0 and AD1 need to be shorted, and pins AD2 and AD3 need to be shorted. This is because the xbee connected to your computer toggles pins 0 and 2 to control the state of pins 1 and 3, and pins 1 and 3 are mirrored by the xbee connected to the sign. If you use a stock xbee, you'll still be able to talk to the sign with it but you won't be able to flash new firmware.

Once you have your xbee connected to your computer, you can use xbee-pgm.pl to set it up to talk to the sign such as the following:

./xbee-pgm.pl /dev/cu.usbserial.A12345 program-computer-side

where /dev/cu.usbserial.A12345 is the serial port for your xbee.

If your xbee was configured to use the original 9600 baud rate, you will need to run this twice to actually write the new baud rate to flash. Your xbee will now talk at 19200 baud, and is now configured to talk to the sign.

=== Uploading new sign code ===

To compile new sign code, simply "make" in the bigledscreen directory. This will produce a "ledlife.hex" file that you can upload to the sign. If you are unfamiliar with AVR programming and avrdude, you should go through one of the tutorials on the internet first. This is not a good first project.

To upload new sign code, you must upload to each half of the sign separately. First, activate the reset pins on both halves of the sign:

./xbee-pgm.pl /dev/cu.usbserial.A12345 all-high

Now, release the reset pin on half of the sign. This allows the left half of the sign to boot up:

./xbee-pgm.pl /dev/cu.usbserial.A12345 3-high

The atmega168 will now start the Lady Ada's bootloader, which acts just like a stk500.

Immediately, start your "avrdude" to upload code. If you do not do this fast enough, you will need to toggle the reset pin again.

avrdude -F -b 19200 -c stk500v1 -p m168 -P /dev/cu.usbserial-A12345 -e -U flash:w:ledlife.hex

Sometimes this will fail. If it fails repeatedly, reposition your xbee closer to the sign, or reorient it, and try again.

Once this half is done, you can upload the right half:

./xbee-pgm.pl /dev/cu.usbserial.A12345 1-high
avrdude -F -b 19200 -c stk500v1 -p m168 -P /dev/cu.usbserial-A12345 -e -U flash:w:ledlife.hex

Then you can release the reset pin on the left half so it can boot up, and both halves can run:

./xbee-pgm.pl /dev/cu.usbserial.A12345 all-low

=== Controlling a running sign ===

You can use the "sendcmd.pl" script to send bytes to the sign. The usage is similar to xbee-pgm.pl:

./sendcmd.pl <serial port> <byte code>

<byte code> is the decimal value of the byte to send. You should not send bytes too fast, and sometimes bytes get missed. Hopefully this will change in the future.

You can address one or both of the halves by sending one of the following values:

0 - address left
1 - address right
2 - address both

If you want to send a data value from 0 to 3 (inclusive) and don't want to address a screen, you can first send a "3", which indicates that the next byte should be treated as a data byte instead of an address byte.

Immediately after you address a screen, you send a command:

64 - Turn on life, and randomly occasionally reset
65 - Turn on life without the periodic random reset
66 - Run test pattern
67 - Act as single-buffered framebuffer
68 - Act as double-buffered framebuffer

70 - clear framebuffer, home cursor
71 - set x coordinate of cursor
72 - set y coordinate of cursor
73 - for double-buffered framebuffer, swap front and back buffers
74 - for double-buffered framebuffer, do a single round of life and swap front and back buffers

When setting an x or y coordinate of the cursor, follow the command with the cursor position added to 128. The cursor is 8 pixels wide horozontally and 1 pixel tall. Valid values for setting the X cursor coordinate are 128 through 135. Valid values for setting the Y cursor coordinate are 128 through 175.

After you have issued attention and a command, any further bytes you send will be placed on the screen at the cursor, and then the cursor will go to the next 8 pixels. It scans in the standard left-to-right, top-to-bottom order.

An example script, "gliders.sh", will place a bunch of gliders on the display. (You may need to change the "port" variable to match your local serial port). Note that it has several times where it stops and asks you if everything is ok; use ctrl-c to abort if any bytes got missed in transit, and then start over.

For further information, UTSL.

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Adafruit

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[http://www.adafruit.com/blog/2010/06/01/big-news-all-hacker-spaces-in-the-world-get-adafruit-reseller-pricing-starting-today/ Adafruit Industries is offering reseller prices to hackerspaces.]

Al Sweigart has signed up to coordinate orders. They request only making bulk orders (>$250). I'll have them shipped to my office (it's safe and I can easily move them to Noisebridge afterwards).

Reseller prices offer up to a 40% discount. This would count as "unrelated income" for Noisebridge as a 501c3. Al is currently looking into how this would affect our tax filings.

To place an order, send an email to adafruit@noisebridge.net with the item and quantity. I will place the order with Adafruit after the total amount has reached over $250 and Al/Noisebridge has received the money.

This is open to members in good standing.

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About

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2011 Director Elections

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We should probably fill this page in more.

==Results==

2011 Board Members are: Miloh, Rachel Lyra, Danny, jof, Al

<tt>Candidates: Miloh Rachel Andy JonL JonM Danny Leif Jim Al

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==Ballot Instructions==

(todo: instructions will be posted soon)

==Nominations==

https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Board_Nominations_2011

Al Sweigart, Miloh, Rachel Hospodar, Bill Paul, Jim Stockford, Jonathon Lassoff, Andy Isaacson, Leif, Jonathan Moore, Danny O'Brien,

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Category:Top level

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This is an entry point for browsing the Noisebridge wiki by category.

There is also a [[Special:Categories|list of all categories]].

Meeting Notes 2013 11 05

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You should read the [[meeting instructions]] forthwith! 
Don't forget to '''post the meeting notes to the wiki''' and e-mail the discussion list with a short summary.

These are the notes from the [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Category:Meeting_Notes The 288th Meeting of Noisebridge]. Note-taker: Kinnard / Jayson; Moderator: Jarrod.
* '''Hillaire's membership not consensed'''
* '''Proposal regarding the suspension of members adjusted and consensed'''
* '''Procedures regarding associate members, left over from last meeting, cleaned up and consensed'''
* '''Proposal to improve door security discussed, with proposal to be further detailed for next week'''
* '''Proposal to require a minimum number of members present for consensus blocked'''
* '''Proposal to revoke the members only consensus items blocked'''
* '''Proposal that the list of members and associate members is not a secret, and that the secretary keep the wiki posting accurate and non vandalized."'''

= Short announcements and events =
* Bitcoin Class Nov 18th

= [[ Membership Binder ]] =
* Robin Noel (1st week)
* Kinnard (1st week)
* Raul ?? (1st week)
* Alex Perez (1st week)
* Taylor Austin (3rd week)
* Alex Peak<?> (2nd week)
* Christina Olsen/De?? (3rd week)
* Mary Peniscus<?> (4th+ week)
* Hilaire<?> Nolette<?> (4th week, 2 sponsors)
* Sam Kepper<?> (1st week, 2 sponsors)

* '''Hillaire's membership not consensed'''

Encouraged to pursue associate membership

= Financial Report =
Via email

"oh hai, I missed the meeting from heartfelt sickness, but here is your
current balance:
$37,584.91

I have also paid Noisebridge's business insurance for this year, which
came to $1285.20."

= Consensus items =

== [[ Consensus Items History | Proposals from last week ]] ==
''Proposal regarding the suspension of members adjusted and consensed''

Agreed that consensus minus `n` is adequate to suspend a member of Noisebridge. Wording of proposal has been amended to read:

"No member shall be entitled to full participation in the consensus process around a proposal to suspend that person's membership of Noisebridge. Suspension is defined as: if a member has been suspended, they shall no longer be considered a member of Noisebridge for any purpose, including but not limited to, full participation in the consensus process."

Consensed.

''Procedures regarding associate members, left over from last meeting, cleaned up and consensed''

**The following procedures will be cleaned up and added to the Consensus Items History and the How to become a Associate Member pages.

Proposal to create an Associate Member role and limit access to Noisebridge 24/7 to Member, Associate Member and those hosted by M and AM

Items discusssed:
* Who can sponsor whom?

Monad proposes that 4 signatures are still needed, and at least two of those be "Capital-M" members, but the other signatures may come from associate members. It is proposed that any 4 signatures be sufficient to reduce some of the complexity of the process. Some possible abuses are brought up but after discussing them it is agreed that abuses will be dealt with as they come. In general, abusers of the associate membership process are not people who should be here, and can be dealt with as such. Any 4 signitures from Ms or AMs is deemed sufficient for AM.

* Privacy of members? Pseudonym?

Associate members may use pseudonyms, and protect their identity as needed.

* Can email or some other electronic method be acceptable for associate membership?

Yes, and see below.

* Proposal to make associate membership digital-only, fed by the wiki page.

In line with this, it is suggested that the AM process go completely paperless. After some discussion of the details it is worked out that applying for associate membership is done online, through the wiki, no other means. Prospective AMs create a user page (pseudonym or otherwise) and sponsors endorse you by editing your wiki page and professing their endorsement.

* What form can that take?

Sponsor ship can be a simple wiki edit on the sponsoree's page saying that the sponsor approves of the person.

== [[ Current Consensus Items | Proposals for next week ]] ==
''Proposal to improve door security discussed, with proposal to be further detailed for next week''

Intention is to ensure that Noisebridge be secure when not occupied. JC will flesh out proposal further.

''Proposal that the list of members and associate members is not a secret, and that the secretary keep the wiki posting accurate and non vandalized."

With the current changes in membership procedures, it is proposed that the list of existing members be made more available.

= Discussion Notes =

OUTATIME

= Attendance =
Chris
Cynthia
Nick
Eclaire Vandersnatch
Dan
Jade
Ally
Herman
Doug
Martin
Jason
Race/Mario
Melissa
Jason
Evan
Josh
Kinnard
Robin Noel
Donald
Jamie
Andrew
Carlos
John
Mike
Jarvis
Drew
Jacob
Sam
Christian
Hilare
And others

[[Category:Meeting Notes]]

Meeting Notes 2013 10 22

2013-11-04T04:01:28Z

Crw: i was at this meeting

= Agenda =

This is the standing agenda of a Noisebridge meeting.

== Introduction and Names ==

* Norman -- Noisebridge Radio
* Knard -- working on bitcoin donation
* Rody -- is annoyed with Google Play service
* Ken -- is just programming here, what's going on
* Melissa -- repair modify and make desktop computers
* Danny -- I'm typing this sentence.
* Jason -- hacking on stuff
* Hilaire -- says the first aid kit needs to be restocked
* Tom -- works for the Tor project
* Kevin -- is facilitating
* [[User:crw|Chris]] -- digital archivists, irc goofball

== Short Announcements ==

Danny announces Aaron Swartz memorial hackathon, November 8

Halloween Ghost in the Machine performance! This weekend

== [[Membership Binder]] ==
* '''Invite a knowledgeable volunteer to describe''' [[membership]], and the application process.
<blockquote>Being a member of Noisebridge is not like being a member of a gym or your local chess club. Anyone can come to Noisebridge to hack and learn: you don't need to be a member for that. At Noisebridge, membership is something different: it means taking responsibility and committing to help to maintain, improve, and govern Noisebridge. As a member of Noisebridge, you don't just come here to hack and learn, you actively work to improve what you see around you, help to deal with problems, and make this community better than it is today.</blockquote>
<blockquote>If you want to show your commitment to Noisebridge and the community here without becoming a capital-M-Member, consider being a Noisebridge associate. Associates pay their dues to the treasurer just like members, use the space just like members, and are valued participants in the community just like members. The difference is that associate membership doesn't involve consensus: there's no need to go through consensus to become an associate, but associates don't get to block consensus either.</blockquote>
* Read off any names from the binder for the past month. Write a check on every open application.
* Anyone eligible to join this week should
** introduce themselves,
** answer any questions members may have for them, then
** leave the area in search of gifts (traditionally beer and a lime, or cookies) for the rest of the group.
* The rest of the meeting should reach consensus on whether they may join.
* Remember to applaud new members when they return.

== Financial Report ==
* Funds in bank
* Noisetor (See the bulletpoints at the bottom of http://noisetor.net/finances/#summary)

== Consensus items ==
You may wish to '''invite a knowledgeable volunteer to repeat '''[[Consensus Process|a brief primer on the consensus process]].

Jake proposed a change to his proposal from last week, to this:

=== Membership Changes ===

Jake proposes the following new modification to his previous membership change suggestions:

<blockquote>
A new Tier of Membership to Noisebridge shall exist, called Associate
Member. People can become Associate Members through the normal
membership process. Associate Members are not required to contribute to
Noisebridge financially, only to "contribute regularly" to Noisebridge.
Associate Members, while present, can host non-members in the space just
like Full Members. But Associate Members cannot block consensus like
Members.
</blockquote>
<blockquote>
Also the policy of Noisebridge as a space open only to Members and their
guests shall be changed to 24 hours a day instead of 23:00 to 10:00.
This means that at any time, a person who is without a live sponsor in
the space can be told that if they cannot find a new live sponsor
promptly they should pack up and come back another time, perhaps Tuesday
night.
</blockquote>

=== Pigeon ===

It was proposed to make this a new consensus item for agreement next week. Jake suggested that the first paragraf could be discussed today as a change to the text of the last propsal, with the second paragraf for next week as a substantially different proposal.

We moved on to banning Pigeon.

Monad says that Pigeon is storing luggage and stuff in the space while he goes
dumpster diving. I've find zer sleeping a lot. Zie's homeless. Ze brings all
these boxes of dumpster dived foods and stuffs the refridgerator with it. This
morning, I came in, in the freezer was a bowl that ze made last Friday. And a
bowl of rotten vegetables.

When I asked to leave, zie refused to leave, and said that no-one can make me
leave. I told zir to respect our process. Since then zie's agreed not to store
stuff, zie's going to leave at 11, but ze hasn't honored that.

I am willing to defer the proposal if he would change his attitude.

Jarrod -- around in 6.30 i attempted some lightning round negotiation. Pigeon
agreed to comply with the proposal that zie comply with the 11 o'clock deadline,
to not use Noisebridge for personal storage, and to be more careful about food
storage.

Rayc: When Pigeon was asked to leave, zie didn't leave and came back.

Jake: I think Pigeon's behaviour is why the kitchen is being sabotaged.

Pigeon: I prefer a gender neutral pronoun. I feel like a lot of this is a
scapegoating process because I aggressively brought up the issue of Dru still
being in the place. I think I have been bullied here. I have seen people turn
against me. I think the way that I was asked to leave. I've asked Rayc to
leave, and noone has done anything about that. But as soon as Monad -- as I was asked to leave. I store stuff here as many people have in the past, I've
brought food here to share with people here. I will eat the food I've cooked
to. I used to sleep here. My schedule is hard, because I dumpster dive at 9. I was taking stuff out when I was aggressively asked to leave.

I came back, in protest, because SOMEBODY has harassed me and bullied me. I
don't know what to do about that, except stay away from THAT PERSON and ignore
them. I'm doing my best.

Vaughn -- I lived in the city for a decade. There's a few people who like ot
push boundaries. I think Pigeon pushes boundaries. I like zie, but it makes it
more difficult to discuss. It's an entitlement attitude. I understand that
there's personal politics going on, but you need to actually listen to people.
It's not very excellent.

Dan -- I've known Pigeon for a year or so. He's muddied the waters with civil
disobedience. He contributes a lot. He's a real hacker. He's very frustrating.I
see his behaviour as provoked as well as provocative.

Tom -- Every interaction I've had with you has been great. If you were asked to
leave, and you didn't, and then you came back.

Jarrod -- three behaviours said there were three behaviours that were bannable:
storing personal items, food, and not leaving. If people don't like Pigeon
using the kitchen often, it seems unfair to blame pigeon for the sabotage. Is
leaving mess in the kitchen something we would ban somebody for? He brings
diverse perspective, and sensitivity. Regarding the ask to leave process.
Pigeon was asked to leave by Rayc. Pigeon refused to leave because he was being
asked in bad faith. There's some extenuating circumstances that he has
previously experienced a bad faith attempt to leave.

Rodey -- I don't thing that anything Pigeon has done is bannable. But if somebody asks you to leave, you should leave because you get an audience at the next meeting.

Norman -- the discussion started with the kitchen. I have found a Pigeon to be a nice friendly person. You could solve a lot of this by saying that you would take all that stuff from the fridge and freezer right now.

Pigeon -- I can't do my projects without storing my food somewhere. I don't have anywhere else to put it.

Johnny Radio -- you've always been a very nice person. I don't approve of bullying. I have two quick questions -- were you told to leave in a meeting? I don't consider making food hacking, so what do you do that is hacking.

Pigeon -- I don't have enough stability in my life to learn programming etc. I
want to learn these things, but how I have been treated here. I spoke at
another collective, and they said "it would never happen here". I don't know
how to code a program.

Hannah -- Monad you said you were worried about abuse of the rules, and yet you
asked Pigeon to leave.

Martin -- I think pigeon belongs here. Monad and other people are trying to get retribution in some other way. If anyone was fucked up, it was Monad calling
the police.

Rayc -- The fact that Pigeon was asked to leave, and returned to make a shake.
And came back. And then they refused to leave. I think they are using the place
to live. I think they aren't trustworthy.

Ramone -- I don't think there's any ill intent to Pigeon. I think it's important for people to step in to moderate.

Jarrod -- hacking is taking something exists, making it better, shares with others. I think under that -- which is Mitch's definition -- Pigeon is.

=== Consensus Minus One ===

It was proposed that we ammend the last portion of Jake's proposal from consensus-minus-one to consensus-minus-two. Discussion was extensive. We agreed to consent to consensus-minus-one this week, and have further discussion of membership and membership suspension next week. That future discussion might includ an increase to consensus-minus-two, or other modifications to that process.

== Discussion Items ==

Fundraising

== End of Meeting ==
* Reprise of the [[Hackernationale]]. [This is anarchy - we do what the wiki says!]
* [[PGP|PGP Key Signing]] could happen now, check the [[PGP|list]] to see who wants in on the action.
* Return the [[membership binder]] to its rightful location.
* Clean and tidy the meeting notes, then save them to the wiki.
* Send a summary of the meeting notes to the discussion list.
* Enjoy the company of your fellow hacker or robot.
* Discuss any items for which there was not time during the meeting.

Why is Rubin a thief

2013-11-01T07:07:41Z

Crw:

* Rubin is a vandal of love.
* Rubin stole my sobriety.
* Rubin stole my heart.
* Ruin stole progress.
* Ruin stole the 'b' character above.
* He's [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNEvSOx7j4A always after me lucky charms]:
[[File:Leprechaun.jpg]]

Why is Rubin a thief

2013-11-01T06:47:19Z

Crw:

* Rubin is a vandal of love.
* Rubin stole my sobriety.
* Rubin stole my heart.
* Ruin stole progress.
* Ruin stole the 'b' character above.
* He's always after me lucky charms:
[[File:Leprechaun.jpg]]

File:Leprechaun.jpg

2013-11-01T06:46:34Z

Crw:

How to Enter Noisebridge

2013-10-31T05:00:37Z

Crw: adding some specifics

Noisebridge is a hackerspace. To help facilitate excellent hacking, the community would like someone to vouch for you.

"Ok, so how do I get in?"

The buzzer is the middle button in the group of three to the right of the payphone. It may have a Noisebridge logo sticker underneath it.

Now that you've been buzzed in, how do you stay in? A great question! There's a few ways:

'''Be the guest of a Member or Associate Member''' (the easiest way)
* Ask your friend who is a member to go with you to the space
* Ask the coordinator of the event you plan on attending to vouch for you
* Ask a [[docents | docent]] to introduce you to the space
* Go on the [[Mailinglist | NB discussion mailing list]] or [[IRC | IRC chat]] and ask if a member will go with you
* Go to the space and ask the person who lets you in to vouch for you (no guarantee!)

'''Become an Associate Member'''
* In brief: find '''4''' members that will vouch for you, wait a month or so for your name to be discussed at the [[meeting | weekly meeting]], profit!
* Read up on [[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_29#Proposal_to_create_an_Associate_Member_role_and_limit_access_to_Noisebridge_24.2F7_to_Member.2C_Associate_Member_and_thoes_hosted_by_M_and_AM | becoming an Associate Member]] and becoming a [[Membership | regular Member]]

'''Become a Member'''
* Read up on [[Membership | becoming a Member]]

Please note that [[Meeting_Notes_2013_10_29#Proposal_to_create_an_Associate_Member_role_and_limit_access_to_Noisebridge_24.2F7_to_Member.2C_Associate_Member_and_t |
Associate Membership]] and guests needing member hosts is new at Noisebridge as of November 2013.

Noisebridge

2013-10-31T04:49:28Z

Crw: explicitly clarifying position on walk-ins & tours

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Our [[2169_Mission|5,200 square-foot space (483m2)]] contains an [[Electronics_Lab|electronics lab]], [[Shop|machine shop]], [[Sewing|sewing/crafting supplies]], [[Classrooms|two classrooms]], [[Conference_Area|conference area]], [[library|library]], [[Darkroom|darkroom]], and [[Kitchen|kitchen]]. [[Diversity|Everyone]] is welcome to use [[Resources|our many resources]]. Find others to create with. Find help with your projects. Help others with their projects. Learn, teach, share. Come to Noisebridge and create! Noisebridge's public [[Hours|hours]] are 10AM - 11PM, 7 days a week. New visitors are welcome any time (all ages, all skill levels), but it's best to visit in the evenings or during an event to make sure we have a volunteer to show you around and make introductions.
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[[Image:2169mission.jpg|thumb|right|Front door to our space at 2169 Mission]]
[[Image:Arduinos For Total Newbies workshop.jpg|thumb|right|Arduino for Total Newbies Workshop at Noisebridge]]
[[Image:Noisebridge tools.jpg|thumb|right|A space to learn and create neat things]]
[[Image:Noisebridge_Soldering_Workshop.jpg|thumb|right|[[Circuit_Hacking_Mondays|Soldering Workshop]] at Noisebridge]]
[[Image:Skittlevodka.jpg|thumb|right|Hacking, it's more than just electronics]]
[[Image:Starfive - q's noisebridge project.jpg|thumb|right|Craft hacking]]
[[Image:Noiz_spacemap2012.jpg|thumb|right|digital blueprint of the space as of Nov. 2012]]

== Events and Classes ==
'''[[:Category:Events|Full Event Listing]]''' | '''[https://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=1uesj915rces4cbmcr8j3sg8t0%40group.calendar.google.com&ctz=America/Los_Angeles Unofficial Google Calendar]'''

''You'' '''don't''' ''need to be a Full Member to take or give a class or workshop at Noisebridge. '''Associate Members and vouchsafed guests are all welcome!''''' Please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.
{{:Category:Events}}
''You'' '''don't''' ''need to be a Full Member to take or give a
class or workshop at Noisebridge. '''Associate Members and vouchsafed guests are all welcome!'''''

'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, here are some [[Hosting an Event]] tips.

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[[Intro Poster]]: How we explain ourselves to new visitors.

[[Resources]]: Stuff in the space -- computer network & servers, project areas, tools, bulk orders from Digikey/McMaster/Mouser.

[[Safety|Safety in the Space]]: What to do in case of an emergency.

[[Press Coverage]]: mentions of Noisebridge in the media (both blog and dead tree).

[[Identity]]: A collection of resources revolving around our identity and logo.

[[The Neighborhood]]: What's in the neighborhood around 2169 Mission

[[Hosting an Event|Hosting an Event at Noisebridge]]: Suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.

[[Hackerspace Infos]]: Howtos, Background, and friendly Hackerspaces elsewhere.

== Get in Touch ==
* '''Press: Please see our [[Press Kit]] - Includes press contacts, pictures, background info, etc.'''
* [[Contacts]] - General contact details for the space
* [[Mailinglist]] - Best way to keep informed of upcoming events
* [[People]]
* [[Twitter]]
* [[IRC|IRC channel]] - irc://chat.freenode.net/#noisebridge
* [[Payphone|Call the red payphone]] - This option is temporarily unavailable
* [[MemoryHole|Legal Requests (information removal, etc)]]
* Here is our '''mailing address''' (different from our physical address): 
          '''Noisebridge''' 
          '''2261 Market Street #235-A''' 
          '''San Francisco, CA 94114'''

[[Image:Passport-badge2.png‎|right|link=Passport|Hackerspace Passports accepted here]]
* Or just [[Getting Here|drop by the space]]. We're open almost all the time (24/7), and everyone is welcome -- ''all ages, all skill levels'': 
          [[Getting Here|'''2169 Mission St, 3rd floor''']] 
          '''San Francisco, CA 94110'''

== Status ==
'''Noisebridge is up!''' We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and rented our first physical space as of October 1st 2008. We quickly outgrew our first space and have been at our much larger 5,200 square-foot second location since October 1st 2009. We are a [[Incorporation|tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization]] as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008.

Board meeting 2012-05-16

2013-10-28T04:22:15Z

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== In Attendance ==

* Jonathan Lassoff (presiding)
* Danny O'Brien, as secretary
* Liz Henry
* R. Miloh Alexander
* Snail (on phone)
* Andy Isaacson
* Kelly Buchanan, as CFO

== Agenda ==

The board election board results were confirmed.

Election of officers:

The board accepted the continuing service of the CFO and secretary, at the pleasure of the consensus of the membership.

Jonathan Lassoff offered his resignation as President.

The board decided that the secretary should announce the resignation of the President, and offer it up for the Noisebridge consensus meeting to decide on a new president.

Board meeting 2012-05-16

2013-10-27T17:04:29Z

Crw: Undo revision 34732 by 78.57.236.63 (talk)

Resources/Network

2013-10-26T07:24:28Z

Crw: no more mchawkingbot

== [[New Network]] ==
We are underway of getting a new network up and running in NoiseBridge 
Check out the [[New Network]] to see what has been done, and what needs to be done.

== [[Network Troubleshooting]] ==

Are you having issues with the internet or local network? Check out the [[Network Troubleshooting]] page for more information on what you can do to make things better or possibly seek help.

== Disclaimer ==

''Please note that Noisebridge does not guarantee or provide a perfect secure experience in the space. Just like anywhere else in the world you're held responsible for your own safety and wellbeing. This also includes content you receive or transmit or provide through any mediums, such as through pen and paper, sound waves or any networks wired or wireless functioning in the space. Noisebridge is a volunteer run and operated space that provides you with infrastructure, which you use at your own risk.''

''As much as anyone volunteering at the space could state that we (Noisebridge) can provide you with a secure web browsing experience, this view may not be reflected over all of its members and participants (which is the actual case). Please take our advice and services with a grain of salt and understand that the only sure secure network is one that you setup and operate yourself.''

''Thank you for reading, please continue now on creating interesting things.''

--[[User:Rubin110|rubin110]] 05:48, 25 December 2010 (UTC)

== Wireless networks ==
=== Free Open Unsecure Wifi ===
Noisebridge generally has two or more unencrypted open wifi access points available for your use. If you can see the "noisebridge-a" network, congratulations, you have an 802.11a-compatible card and should use this network as it is better faster and stronger than the others. If you cannot see noisebridge-a, either it is not working or you do not have an 802.11a card. You probably have an 802.11g card. Hopefully you can see the "noisebridge" network, which is the one you should use in that case. Like any public network, you should regard noisebridge's as [[Visitor_advice#Hostile_network|potentially hostile]] and take appropriate precautions.

The following networks are active at 2169 now:
* '''noisebridge''' - No encryption, NATted via the Sonic.net and Monkeybrains links, 802.11bg
* '''noisebridge-a''' - No encryption, NATted via the Sonic.net and Monkeybrains links, 802.11a
* '''noisebridge-tor''' - No encryption, all traffic transparently proxied through tor.

=== Free Encrypted Unsecure Wifi ===
There are sometimes "secure" or encrypted wireless networks running at Noisebridge for research purposes. Please do not assume that these networks are in any way safer than an open network is; they are not.

Encrypted wireless only means that anything transmitted between your laptop and the wifi access point is encrypted. '''This does not guarantee security or privacy at all.''' Someone malicious could simply sit in between the Internet and the wifi access point and sniff all of your traffic after the access point unencrypts it, or they can figure out how the encryption functions and sit in on what you're transmitting, or you use an encryption method that is already broken. In any case, '''using an encrypted wifi network does not provide any useful security benefits at Noisebridge.'''

:NOTE: No technology 'guarantees' security or privacy. The above statement is true, and using the encrypted wifi network at Noisebridge doesn't give you more security, since the shared secret is widely known and the space is not secure. But WPA2 is a useful technology in general, and it's not practical to brute force if the [http://wifinetnews.com/archives/2003/11/weakness_in_passphrase_choice_in_wpa_interface.html key is longer than 13 random characters]. By comparison, people who use unencrypted wireless are subject to [http://www.ethicalhacker.net/content/view/182/1/ trivially easy packet sniffing over the wire].

In most cases you may encounter more problems trying to get "online" through one of the encrypted networks than using one of the open ones.

A few members of the space have gone out of their way to make the Internet run as smooth as possible; part of that is disabling these so-called secure networks [where do we call this "secure"?] to give room for the legitimate{{fact}} open ones that work a whole lot better{{fact}}.

You may want to see the [http://news.cnet.com/8301-31921_3-57394889-281/five-ways-to-protect-yourself-from-wi-fi-honeypots/ WiFi Pineapple Mark IV] in action to see how easy it is to honeypot a WIFI.

== DNS ==

Dynamic DNS is provided by the nat machine for DHCP clients on 172.30.0.30/22. Resolution of machines with static addresses is done by ipv4 or ipv6 mDNS and dynamic DNS entries on the nat machine from the DHCP service.

== Development ==
* See [[Network/testing]].

==Network Devices & Services==
* [[Music]]
* [[Printers]]
* [[Infrastructure]]

= 2169 Mission =

== Uplinks ==
=== DSL Circuit ===

There is a Sonic.net Fusion ADSL2+ DSL connection in the building. The physical circuit comes in from the MPOE in the basement and runs across the roof of the basement and up the side of the building into the DJ booth (Tea Room), then over to the Wall o' Tubes. The CPE is a Motorola 2210 ADSL2+. The admin password is the serial number, written on the bottom.

The addressing configuration is a little unusual. It's 75.101.62.0/24 and we've been allocated a /29 within that block: 75.101.62.88 - 75.101.62.95. Note that we get to use all 8 addresses; the broadcast and network address are 75.101.62.255 and 75.101.62.0 respectively. The gateway is 75.101.62.1.

The default CPE settings are not correct for our circuit configuration. From a factory reset, do the following to configure the CPE:

# Configure a computer for 192.168.1.253/24.
# Connect the computer to the DSL CPE.
# Power cycle the DSL CPE.
# Connect to 192.168.1.254 using your web browser.
# You will be prompted to set a password, use the serial number on the bottom of the DSL CPE.
# Get into expert mode.
# Under configure->connections, set the following:
## VPI: 0
## VCI: 35
## Protocol: Bridged Ethernet LLC/SNAP
## Bridging: on
# Under configure->DHCP server, set the following:
## DHCP Server Enabled: unchecked
# Save and reboot.

[http://broadband.motorola.com/consumers/products/2210-02/downloads/2210-02-10NA-UserGuide.pdf Motorola 2210 User Guide]

=== Monkeybrains Wireless Link ===
We have a point-to-point wireless link to Monkeybrains on the roof.

=== SFBroadband / City of SF / Internet Archive ===

We have a wireless point-to-point path up to Twin Peaks that connects up to a city-owned and volunteer-run IP transit network. Currently, we're hitting the dish off of the side and have a pretty terrible connection. For now, this network path is mostly only usable as a backup path.

There is a router in our wireless CPE hardware (st01-noisebridge-sfo) that connects up to the Noisebridge network and terminates as 172.30.0.54 on the "Inside / Internal" network. Set your default route via this IP to try the other path.

== Access Control==

Most hardware is set to use the most guessable logins and passwords possible. If you're interested in logging in, just make some guesses as to what the login can be. Use your favorite search engine. Poke around. Hack.

Experience the thrill of guessing a password that just works.

== Router ==
Bikeshed is our humble router. It is a Soekris running Vyatta(a Linux-based router distribution).

The machines currently provides
* dhcpd
* DNS (dnsmasq) - .noise local TLD and recursive proxy
* Automatic loadbalancing and ailover between Sonic DSL and monkeybrains

Access is via SSH with keys.

=== Salient configuration ===
* It is configured to fail over between DSL and Monkeybrains as conditions warrant.
* It is configured with traffic shaping to prevent individual users from sucking up all the tubes.

If you have questions about these particular points of configuration, email rack. Nothing is particularly complicated.

== Address Allocations ==
The reserved address allocations are:

===75.101.62.88/29 from Sonic.net===
We have a range within the encompassing /24: 75.101.62.{88..95}

* .88 - bikeshed
* .89 - pony.noisebridge.net
* .90 - stallion.noisebridge.net
* .91 - ChaosVPN la fonera eth0.1
* .92 - minotaur.noisebridge.net
* .93 - Unallocated
* .94 - Unallocated
* .95 - Mode-S Equipment (various port-NATings)

===172.30.0.0/22 ("inside" network)===
====172.30.0.0 - 127 Statically-addressed things====

''Note: This is '''not''' a /25 subnet! The netmask is a /22.''

* .2 - bikeshed, soekris router (runs Vyatta Linux and iptables/netfilter)
* .3 - unicornpee.noise, Vyatta testing VM on stallion.noise
* .4 - minotaur - console server and network troubleshooting/monitoring box
* .5 - goat - Internal network testing VM on stallion
* .6 - treechopper, [http://h20000.www2.hp.com/bc/docs/support/SupportManual/bpl07288/bpl07288.pdf|HP Laserjet 5Si MX] (working, not hosed)
* .7 - OpenGear IP Power 9258 in supply closet (power1)
* .8 - switch1 - Linksys 48-port gige
* .9 - switch2 - Cisco Catalyst 2940 TWoT - DECOMISSIONED
* .10 - stallion - VM hosting server
* .11 - ChaosVPN la fonera internal interface (br-lan)
* .12 - ap3 - [http://www.ubnt.com/powerstation Powerstation 5] 802.11a (above the supply closet)
* .13 - ap2 - Cisco Aironet 1100 series (above the supply closet) - DECOMISSIONED
* .14 - ap4 - Cisco Aironet 1100 series (above the Eastern windows) - DECOMISSIONED
* .15 - switch3 - Juniper EX-2200-24P-4G (donated by [[User:Jof|jof]] and J-iNet Solutions)
* .16 - wlan1 - A Ruckus Wireless Zone Director 1000 - DECOMISSIONED
* .17 - Cisco Aironet 1220B (wbr1) - DECOMISSIONED
* .18 - Cisco Aironet 1220B (wbr2) - DECOMISSIONED
* .19 - switch5 - Cisco Catalyst 3550-12T - DECOMMISSIONED
* .20 - D-Link DIR-615 AP (ap5, in Turing) - DECOMISSIONED
* .21 - Reserving for Door-duino -- [[User:Jof|jof]]
* .30 - [[Pony]], main sandbox server
* .31 - [[Touch_Panels|Touchpanel]] by the door
* .32 - [[Touch_Panels|Touchpanel]] by the bar
* .33 - [[Touch_Panels|Touchpanel]] by the turing
* .34 - Linux Study Group Linksys BBEFS41 Router
* .35 - Cisco IP Phone
* .36 - Red Payphone (Linksys PAP2)
* .41 - [[Zebra]], Rebar and jukebox, Brother print server
* .42 - [[Ass]], greeting terminal
* .43 - Cisco SIP Phone
* .44 - [[Horsy]]. media center
* .48 - [[s3]]
* .49 - [[s3]] BMC
* .50 - Unallocated
* .51 - Possibly Unallocated (originally Noise-Bot-Server; back-end computing for Noise-Bot)
* .52 - bunny (Bullion Mode-S receiver on the roof)
* .53 - ronin (white Atom works with bunny, lives in Susan the Rack)
* .54 - st01-noisebridge-sfo (sfwireless.org Ubiquiti Nanobridge M5 on the roof. Currently aimed at Twin Peaks.)
* .55 - [[HP DesignJet 650C]]
* .56 - Brother HL-2070N ( by laser cutter)

====172.30.0.128/25, 172.30.1.0/24, 172.30.2.0/24, 172.30.3.0/24====
* DHCP-assigned, user-access IP space

===172.30.4.0/24 (Tor-ified network)===

Note that 172.30.4.1 transparently proxies TCP connections via privoxy to tor.

* .1 - "torbridge" interface on pony
* .2 - "noisebridge-tor" access point.
* .10 - .254 -- Tor-ified clients (served by DHCP)

===172.31.0.0/24===

This is a separate NAT-ed network for Monkeybrains-only traffic. It's served by "bikeshed".

* .1 - wlan0.bikeshed.noise
* .100 - .199 -- DHCP pool for clients.

=== 10.100.4.0/23 ChaosVPN Range ===
* Network in the ChaosVPN
** Has yet to be setup. In the future, we may join the network so that we can route to other hackerspaces
* [http://wiki.hamburg.ccc.de/index.php/ChaosVPN#ip_ranges ChaosVPN Wiki]

=== IPv6 ===

We have IPv6 support on the DSL circuit via a tunnel provided by sonic.net. Some details on how to get the OpenBSD-based flashrd distribution on the routers to tunnel correctly can be found on the [[Flashrd]] page.

Note that using IPv6 in some situations can result in people knowing what model of computer you have and the network card's serial number, because of the way IPv6 stateless address configuration works. If this is a concern, tell your computer not to use IPv6. Ask around Noisebridge if you need help or want more details.

==== 2001:5a8:4:5630::/60 ====

This is the IPv6 subnet assigned to us by sonic. We only use the bottom /64 of this /60 so automatic address configuration works right; the other 15/16s of the address space are intentionally wasted. r00ter hands out IPv6 router advertisements for this subnet directly. They're directly routable, but unsolicited incoming traffic is blocked by the firewall to protect the users. This means you can't run an IPv6 server on our IPv6 subnet, but you can connect to other machines on the IPv6 Internet just fine. If you really need to run an IPv6 server for some reason, consider using Teredo.

== OOB Management ==

Everything is connected to Minotaur.

{|border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5"
!Device
!Where
!Settings
|-
|bikeshed
|ops /dev/ttyUSB1
|115200
|-
|Downstairs gate panel
|/dev/ttyS2
|-
|Upstairs gate panel
|/dev/ttyS1
|}

=== Dial Backup ===

There is a modem connected to 415 800 6786 which you can call to talk to an mgetty process on the ops machine. This may be handy if the upstream Internet connections aren't working or you locked yourself out by accident. Please don't dial out on the modem, it costs money. Inbound calls on that circuit are free.

The modem is a [http://www.usr.com/support/product-template.asp?prod=2806 US Robotics 56K Corporate Analog Modem]. If you don't have a modem in your computer, you might be able to call it using your mobile phone. Just tether your phone to your computer like you normally would, but call our modem instead of calling the number to start the tethering connection.

The modem has its remote access feature enabled. Read the manual for details.

== IP PDU ==

There is an IP PDU (model "IP 9258") at 172.30.0.7 which can be used to power cycle some of the devices in Susan the Rack.

To change the state of the power ports, you'll need to telnet in and run "setpower=11000000". Each index represents a port, "1" is on and "0" is off. Port 1 sometimes doesn't turn on unless you use the web interface, and it might take a couple requests. Just keep clicking the apply button until it looks like power has been applied.

Changing some settings on the IP 9258 in the web interface may result in the power being cycled on some of the ports. Don't change settings unless you're prepared to deal with machines spontaneously resetting.

{|border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5"
!Port
!Device
|-
|1
|s2
|-
|2
|pony
|-
|3
|Power Strip with: Stallion, Sonic.net DSL Modem, and r00ter
|-
|4
|gorilla
|}

== Machine Rack ==

The rack of machines and switches is counted by U, from the bottom, starting from "1".

{|border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5"
!"U"/Unit
!Device
|-
|22-24
|small stuff shelf
|-
|19-21
|EMPTY
|-
|18
|NEW switch1 (Linksys SRW2048 - 48 port gige)
|-
|16-17
|patch panel
|-
|11-15
|EMPTY
|-
|7-10
|pony
|-
|5-6
|rack support for pony
|-
|4
|EMPTY
|-
|1-3
|APC
|}

== Switch Ports ==
=== switch1 ===
'''Linksys 48 port gige '''

This switch is all for vlan 1 (172.30.0.0/22), but it needs some reconfiguration. Would you like to fix it?

The yellow cable is the uplink to switch2

===Primary switch===
'''Juniper EX2200, with POE'''

VLANs:
* VLAN 1: Internal network
* VLAN 10: Monkeybrains
* VLAN 20: Sonic

Interesting ports:

{|border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5"
!Port
!Far end
|-
|ge-0/0/3 (VLAN 1)
|stallion eth0
|-
|ge-0/0/4 (VLAN 1)
|noise-ap-west +POE
|-
|ge-0/0/6 (VLAN 1)
|noise-ap-east +POE
|-
|ge-0/0/14 (VLAN 1)
|Minotaur eth1
|-
|ge-0/0/17.0 (VLAN 1)
|bikeshed eth1
|-
|ge-0/0/18 (VLAN 10)
|monkeybrains uplink
|-
|ge-0/0/19 (VLAN 10)
|bikeshed eth0
|-
|ge-0/0/20 (VLAN 20)
|Sonic DSL modem
|-
|ge-0/0/21 (VLAN 20)
|bikeshed eth2
|-
|ge-0/0/22 (VLAN 20)
|minotaur eth0
|-
|ge-0/0/23 (VLAN 20)
|stallion eth1
|}

== KVM ==

There is no KVM, but there are monitors and a keyboard dedicated to the machines in the rack. You can easily recognize it because it's covered in nail polish and you can't see the keycaps. The delete key is in the upper-right corner of the keyboard, which is handy to know if you want to get into the BIOS of the machines.

= Other uplink possibilities =
* Metro fiber
** [[User:Jof|jof]] called IPN for a rough estimate for construction of fiber to 83c. The sales representative's estimate would be between 90,000USD - 100,000USD for the initial buildout.

* Sonic.net ADSL2
** We have this, woot.

* WiMax
** Currently this hasn't been very seriously researched

* SFLan

''We may have line of sight to a node if we can bounce off of a local building. This hasn't been seriously researched. We may want to try to get roof access for antennas and should talk to our very quiet neighbors.''

''I was contacted by Matt Peterson about connecting. I would be happy to do a site survey to see if you can hit the SFLAN or City wirless deployment from the Valencia Gardens development. That could get you 40Mb/s up and down. - Tim Pozar''