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2016-09-12T15:27:11Z

37.130.227.133:

Who here shoots their loads onto bras?
I used to lift bras from a busty friend and use them to soak up my loads.
I'm sure she knew... at one point I had 7 or 8 of her bras. They were nice sized 38DDDs!
Another one of my friends would actually sell me some of her bras, which was great. She wasn't quite as big though- 36D.

Spacebridge: The Original Series

2015-12-03T15:27:33Z

37.130.227.133: /* Video Log of SPACEBGE */ link deshaken video

Hi we deleted your entry in the events page because no-one knew whether you were meeting. We still love you. Just put it back if you want to.

Love,
--[[User:Malaclyps|Malaclyps]] ([[User talk:Malaclyps|talk]]) 04:57, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

'''Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the hackerspace Noisebridge, our ongoing mission to explore strange (yet economically priced) new ascent technologies; to seek out new parts and new partnerships; to boldly go where no non-government-or-massively-industrially-funded-group has gone before.'''
 
- To keep up to date with Spacebridge, subscribe to the Spacebridge mailing list: https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/space
 
- If you are planning to contribute to or attend Spacebridge meetups, add your name to the [[Spacebridge interest list]]

Weekly Meetings are now on Tuesday at 7:30

== Project Summary ==
Spacebridge is a project that documents the necessary steps to produce a cheap and easy deployment platform for lofting instrumentation and photographic equipment into the stratosphere. We approach this project with a heavy slant towards education, with a hope to bring science education away from something that you know because of a dusty old book, to a hands on experience.

The Spacebridge project is run out of the Noisebridge hacker community, a non-profit educational corporation for public benefit provides an infrastructure for technical-creative projects.

The Spacebridge project can be broken up into 3 parts. The payload delivery system, payload bus, and the payload itself.

The delivery system is currently a meteorological weather balloon that lofts our system about 100k feet into the air (commercial airlines fly at around 32k feet). The system also includes flight lights for increased visibility, a radar reflector dish for visibility by radar tracking systems, and a four foot parachute to help slow the decent.

The payload bus is an environmentally protecting enclosure that keeps all the payload items secure and in a known orientation and attached to necessary ports. It also protects the electronic equipment from the cold (it's around -30 degrees up there).

Lastly, we have the payload itself. We currently loft 2 cameras that have been hacked so that custom software can be run on them. We also send up an android cell phone which records accelerometer, magnetometer and GPS data, and text messages me the GPS data for our recovery. We also send up a secondary tracking system that consists of a commercial GPS tracking system, an opentracker (a custom made system to convert the GPS signals into APRS data packets) and a ham radio to transmit those data packets.

== Video Log of SPACEBGE ==
Did you stumble across our video feed? Please tell us where and when you saw it.

* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go56JzqoFK0 - SpaceBridge Balloon001 Launch
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHphc0VSJp0 - Balloon001 launch stabilized/deshaken
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haF8aUw0pz4 - NoiseBridge/SpaceBridge high altitude balloon 2010 Yuri's Night at NASA Ames

== Flight Log ==

{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3"
! Flight !! Launch Date !! Status !! Data !! Images !! Notes
|-
! [[SpacebridgeAlpha]] || 2010.02.07 || Success || [https://docs.google.com/leaf?id=0B5zRnBtZiE26Y2ZlOTViYWYtYjQyYS00MmQzLWI3ODYtMmNkMTZmNzZiNWNh&hl=en kml and sensor data] || [http://www.dropbox.com/gallery/7871712/2/Spacebridge/Alpha_20100207?h=848b65 Flight Images] [http://picasaweb.google.com/106356964679457436995/SpaceBridge preparation/launch] || Inaugural SpaceBridge Launch
|-
! [[SpaceBridgeBeta]] || 2010.03.27 || Failed || N/A || [http://www.flickr.com/photos/arielwaldman/sets/72157623782843708/ preparation/launch 1] [http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/heimdallrasksins/SpacebridgeBetaLaunchMarch2010 preparation/launch 2] || Failed due to lack of helium
|-
! [[SpaceBridgeGamma]] || 2010.05.01 || Failed || N/A || N/A || [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/SpaceBridgeGammaMeetingNotes meeting notes] launch failure due to high wind
|-
! [[SpaceBridgeDelta]] || 2010.06.05 || Success || [http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7871712/Spacebridge/Delta_20100605/IcarusLog.2010-06-05 Icarus Log] || [http://www.dropbox.com/gallery/7871712/2/Spacebridge/Delta_20100605?h=e34c40 Collection] || [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/SpaceBridgeDeltaMeetingNotes meeting notes]
|-
! [[SpaceBridgeEpsilon]] || 2010.06.26 || Success || || [http://www.dropbox.com/gallery/7871712/2/Spacebridge/Epsilon_20100626?h=0a8e20 Collection] || Night launch
|-
! [[SpaceBridgeZeta]] || 2010.11.13 || Success || [http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7871712/Spacebridge/Zeta_20101113/IcarusLog.2010-11-13 Icarus Log] [http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7871712/Spacebridge/Zeta_20101113/IcarusLog.2010-11-13.gps Icarus GPS Log] || [http://www.dropbox.com/gallery/7871712/2/Spacebridge/Zeta_20101113?h=0a6ffb Collection] || Dawn launch
|-
! [[SpaceBridgeEta]] || 2011.08.27 || Partial Success || || || [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/SpaceBridgeEtaMeetingNotes meeting notes]
|
|-
! [[SpaceBridgeTheta]] || TDB || In Progress || || || [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/SpaceBridgethedaMeetingNotes meeting notes]
|}

== Project Info ==
* [[Project Management]]
* [[Onboard Equipment List]]
* [[BuildItems]]
* [[PreFlightChecklist|Pre-flight CheckList]]
* [[Spacedroid]] (Spacebridge Alpha & Spacebridge Beta)
* [[SpaceBridge comprehensive TODO list]]
* [[Camera data such as battery run time etc.]]
* [[New payload bus]]

== Notes ==

* [[Post-beta meeting]] (Mar. 30, 2010)
* [[APRS]] - amateur radio position reporting plans, ideas and execution
* [[SpaceBridgeFleet]] - Establishing a flight protocol to enable a more modular and streamlined launch
* [[Spacebridge inaugural meeting]] (Dec. 20, 2009)
* [[Spaceduino]]
* [http://workshop88.com/space/ Hackerspaces In Space] weather balloon payload challenge

== Related Links ==

'''Spacehack.org''' -- http://spacehack.org - a directory of ways to participate in space exploration (created by Ariel Waldman) 
'''HAIP Automatons''' -- http://spaceballoonproject.blogspot.com -- Group that merged their project with Spacebridge. 
'''Space Tourism Society''' -- http://www.spacetourismsociety.org -- Designing the Orbital Lifestyle 
'''Space Frontier Foundation''' -- http://spacefrontier.org/ -- Advancing NewSpace 
'''JP Aerospace''' -- http://jpaerospace.com/ -- Leaders in Balloon Launch Services 
'''Virgin Galactic''' -- http://www.virgingalactic.com/ -- Sub-orbital joyrides for a mere $200,000 
'''ZeroG Corporation''' -- http://www.gozerog.com/ -- Awesome Zero gravity airplane rides 
'''Space Adventures''' -- http://www.spaceadventures.com/ -- The real thing: private rides to the International Space Station! 
'''Bigelow Aerospace''' -- http://www.bigelowaerospace.com/ -- A real space hotel company. They have TWO prototypes in orbit! 
'''Tripoli Rocketry Association''' -- http://www.tripoli.org/ -- Long time amateur rocket club 
'''LUNAR''' -- http://www.lunar.org/ -- Bay Area Rocketry club 
'''AMSAT''' -- http://www.amsat.org/amsat-new/satellites/history.php -- A Brief History of Amateur Satellites 
'''CubeSat''' -- http://cubesat.org/index.php/workshops/past-workshops -- Past workshops include presentations in PDF 
'''N-Prize''' -- http://www.n-prize.com/ -- Like the X-Prize but much smaller and less well known. 
http://spacepunk.org 
'''Copenhagen Suborbitals''' -- http://www.copenhagensuborbitals.com/index.php -- Danish non-profit suborbital space endeavor. 

== Related Photos ==

Space Ship Two Rollout:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/spacemansam/sets/72157622841126139/
and
http://www.flickr.com/photos/spacemansam/sets/72157622841154081/ 

NASA Lunar Regolith Challenge:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/spacemansam/sets/72157622498986221/ 

White Knight 2 Rollout:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/spacemansam/sets/72157606433514833/ 

2008 Yuri's Night Bay Area:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/spacemansam/sets/72157604598610880/ 

2007 X PRIZE Cup:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/spacemansam/sets/72157603332923084/ 

HAIP Automaton's first launch:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25405306@N05/sets/72157622121208656/ 

[[Category:Spacebridge]]

Category:Events

2015-06-19T14:19:29Z

37.130.227.133: event ended + GDM tonight!

Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
<onlyinclude>
Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.

 
=== Upcoming Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit] ===



 
'''Friday, June 19th, 2015, 8pm 'til ____:''' [[Geek Day of the Month: GDM]] The first MeetUp ever!!! FREE PIZZA FOR ALL AND BEER(for adults)... Need I say more? Come, greet and meet other fellow hackers, makers, tinkerers, and the other humans like you that enjoy doing geeky fun stuff. '''HAPPENING TONIGHT!!!'''
 
'''Friday, June 26th, 2015, 7am to 6pm:''' [[American Library Association conference event: A Day At A Hackerspace]] This all-day event at Noisebridge is an official part of the American Library Association conference. About 40 librarians from all over the US will be at Noisebridge to learn more about hackerspaces and how forming one in their library can be beneficial for their community. Itinerary includes Arduino workshop, panel on hackerspaces, project demos.
 
'''Monday, June 29th-30th, 2015, 12pm to 7pm:''' [https://libraryfreedomproject.org/digital-rights-in-libraries/ Digital Rights in Libraries Un/Conference] This Unconference held entirely at Noisebridge will focus on issues of privacy, access, and digital rights as they relate to libraries, and will feature speaker sessions, bootcamp technology trainings, and open forums for discussion. See [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2015-June/046559.html Noisebridge's most recent announcement of the event] and the event organizers' [https://libraryfreedomproject.org/SafeSignUp/ Signup form] to register. The [https://libraryfreedomproject.org/ Library Freedom Project] plans to use the whole space and is excited to hold this event!
 
'''Wednesday, July 1, 2015 - 7:30-___:''' - Church Classroom - 2nd gathering of the [http://www.meetup.com/with-software-art with ( software ) art();] Meetup group. For presenting, discussing, and facilitating making art and expressive work via code and/or hardware. Present your software-artwork and receive critical feedback from peers. Distinct possibility of the eventual commercialization of participants' contributions. Registration and info is on the Meetup group's own [http://www.meetup.com/with-software-art with ( software ) art();] webpage. 
''*''Note that this [http://www.meetup.com/with-software-art with ( software ) art();] Meetup group is meeting monthly for now.
 
'''Saturday, July 11th, 2015, 12pm to 2pm:''' [[Godwaffle_11_Jul_2015|GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES @ Noisebridge]] -- Noisebands and vegan pancakes! 
''Bands: XOME (Sacramento), /the Nothing/ (Roseville), The Father's, Old Million Eye & Infinite Plastic Internal, The Blues''
 
'''Wednesday, July 15th, 2015, 7:30PM''' Dorkbot. More details soon.
 
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=== Recurring Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit] ===

{{Template:Recurring}} - Every week. 
{{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} - Certain weeks, e.g. 1st week only. 
{{Template:RecurringException|-2nd}} - Except certain weeks, or other schedule exceptions.


==== Mondays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  ''<div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], J, Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - Learn HTML/CSS/JS. A series of talks on different topics every week, taught in the Church classroom. Recap of last week's material starts at '''7:30 pm'''. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm '''[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]''' - Crash course in the Python standard library. Monday session is held in Turing Classroom.

==== Tuesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Gamebridge|Gamebridge Unityversity Unity Game Dev Tuesdays]]''' - Beginner-friendly Unity C# game development class and game developer meetup, art design writing and audio all welcome! Learn how to mentor and help teach game dev. (Turing classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:30 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 7:00 pm - 9:30 pm '''Next NB meetup 25th Feb, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay''' - [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium '''(new)''': A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} 7:30-10 in Church room. Present personal and expressive art made with software programming and other materials and get feedback and critical dialogue from fellow artist/technologists. Find collaborators and find better ways to make such work. See info here: [http://www.meetup.com/with-software-art/ With (software) art();] meetup. Please communicate with leader [jeffg@inventivity.com Jeffrey Greenberg] in advance to present.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== ''Super'' Thursdays! ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} 6:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[FreeBSD|Friends of FreeBSD]] welcomes all skill levels to learn more about FreeBSD, to actually '''use''' and help promote the FreeBSD project, and to get involved in preventing this operating system from dying. 
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}}{{Template:RecurringNumbered|4th}} 6:30 pm - 7:30 pm '''[http://www.meetup.com/San-Francisco-Bootstrappers SF Bootstrappers Office Hours @ Noisebridge] - Come to Noisebridge 2nd and 4th Thursdays 6:30 - 7:30 and get the kickstart you need to solve your most burning problem.This is a group for experts to help novices and novices to get the much needed advice they need on their projects
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm '''[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]''' - Crash course in the Python standard library. Thursday is held in Church Classroom.
* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|-3rd}} 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material. Meets in Turing.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} '''7:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month


==== Fridays ====
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}} 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm [[Computerology]] in Turing or [[CollaborationStation]], understanding and using computers
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]

==== Saturdays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 1:00 pm - 2:00 pm [[CPP Class]] discussion in Hackitorum/Fox Lounge/Church. Currently looking for folks wanting to help plan out lessons.


==== Sundays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12pm - 2 pm [[(affiliated_with)_Women_Who_Code_Algorithms_Study_Group|Algorithms Study Group]] in Church or Turing classroom - Whiteboarding + looking at really fun computer science topics. We want to make interviewing for code interviews fun and even continue our algorithm skills when we are not interviewing! Affiliated with Women Who Code, but Men welcome too.

* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting
* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
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If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter
* 19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.
* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2014===
*{{event
|time = Sunday, September 23, 5:00pm
|title = How to Start a Startup MOOC Lecture Viewings
|description = We would get together to watch the lectures together and conduct discussion and networking afterwards. http://startupclass.samaltman.com/
|}}

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

[[Category:Top level]]

Category:Events

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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
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Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.

 
=== Upcoming Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit] ===



 
'''Wednesday, June 3, 2015, 7:30pm - 9:30pm:''' - Church Classroom - 1st gathering of the [http://www.meetup.com/with-software-art with ( software ) art();] Meetup group. For presenting, discussing, and facilitating making art and expressive work via code and/or hardware. If you have work in progress, or finished work, or have ideas for work, please come and participate. Possible mention of the rise of software and art-related [http://securityaffairs.co/wordpress/37302/hacking/stegosploit-malware-images.html '''stegosploits''']. Optional registration at the Meetup event's own [http://www.meetup.com/with-software-art with ( software ) art();] webpage.
 
'''Saturday, June 13th, 2015, 12pm to 2pm:''' [[Godwaffle_13_Jun_2015|GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES @ Noisebridge]] -- Noisebands and vegan pancakes! ''Bands: Angst Hase Pfeffer Nase (MA), Fluorescent Grey, Vox Voxel, Glochids, Achromaticist''
 
'''Thursday, June 18th, 2015, 8pm 'til ___:''' [[Five Minutes of Fame]] -- Noisebridge's ADD Show-and-Tell; squashing octets of human awesomeness into an hour like Booleans into a packed byte.
 
'''Friday, June 26th, 2015, 7am to 6pm:''' [[American Library Association conference event: A Day At A Hackerspace]] (''more details coming ...'') This all-day event at Noisebridge is an official part of the American Library Association conference. About 40 librarians from all over the US will be at Noisebridge to learn more about hackerspaces and how forming one in their library can be beneficial for their community.
 
'''Monday, June 29th-30th, 2015, 12pm to 7pm:''' [https://libraryfreedomproject.org/?p=286 Unofficial American Library Association Unconference] (''This Unconference will focus on issues of privacy, access, and digital rights as they relate to libraries, and will feature speaker sessions, bootcamp technology trainings, and open forums for discussion.'')
 
'''Saturday, July 11th, 2015, 12pm to 2pm:''' [[Godwaffle_11_Jul_2015|GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES @ Noisebridge]] -- Noisebands and vegan pancakes! ''Bands: XOME (Sacramento), /the Nothing/ (Roseville), The Father's, Old Million Eye & Infinite Plastic Internal, The Blues''
 
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=== Recurring Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit] ===

{{Template:Recurring}} - Every week. 
{{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} - Certain weeks, e.g. 1st week only. 
{{Template:RecurringException|-2nd}} - Except certain weeks, or other schedule exceptions.


==== Mondays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  ''<div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - Learn HTML/CSS/JS. A series of talks on different topics every week, taught in the Church classroom. Recap of last week's material starts at '''7:30 pm'''. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm '''[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]''' - Crash course in the Python standard library. Monday session is held in Turing Classroom.

==== Tuesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Gamebridge|Gamebridge Unityversity Unity Game Dev Tuesdays]]''' - Beginner-friendly Unity C# game development class and game developer meetup, art design writing and audio all welcome! Learn how to mentor and help teach game dev. (Turing classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:30 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 7:00 pm - 9:30 pm '''Next NB meetup 25th Feb, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay''' - [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium '''(new)''': A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st&3rd}} 7:30-10 in Church room. Bi-monthly presentation and discussion of personal and expressive art made with software programming and other materials by fellow artist/technologists. See info here: [http://www.meetup.com/with-software-art/ With (software) art();] meetup. First meetup June 3! Art = Aletheia + Techne. Please communicate with leader [jeffg@inventivity.com Jeffrey Greenberg] in advance to present.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== ''Super'' Thursdays! ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} 6:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[FreeBSD|Friends of FreeBSD]] welcomes all skill levels to learn more about FreeBSD, to actually '''use''' and help promote the FreeBSD project, and to get involved in preventing this operating system from dying. 
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}}{{Template:RecurringNumbered|4th}} 6:30 pm - 7:30 pm '''[http://www.meetup.com/San-Francisco-Bootstrappers SF Bootstrappers Office Hours @ Noisebridge] - Come to Noisebridge 2nd and 4th Thursdays 6:30 - 7:30 and get the kickstart you need to solve your most burning problem.This is a group for experts to help novices and novices to get the much needed advice they need on their projects

* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm '''[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]''' - Crash course in the Python standard library. Thursday is held in Church Classroom.
* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|-3rd}} 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material. Meets in Turing.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} '''7:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month

==== Fridays ====
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}} 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm [[Computerology]] in Turing or [[CollaborationStation]], understanding and using computers
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]

==== Saturdays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 1:00 pm - 2:00 pm [[CPP Class]] discussion in Hackitorum/Fox Lounge/Church. Currently looking for folks wanting to help plan out lessons.


==== Sundays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting
* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
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If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter
* 19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.
* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2014===
*{{event
|time = Sunday, September 23, 5:00pm
|title = How to Start a Startup MOOC Lecture Viewings
|description = We would get together to watch the lectures together and conduct discussion and networking afterwards. http://startupclass.samaltman.com/
|}}

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

[[Category:Top level]]

Category:Events

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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
<onlyinclude>
Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.

 
=== Upcoming Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit] ===



 
'''Wednesday, June 3, 2015, 7:30pm - 9:30pm:''' - Church Classroom - 1st gathering of the [http://www.meetup.com/with-software-art with ( software ) art();] Meetup group. For presenting, discussing, and facilitating making art and expressive work via code and/or hardware. If you have work in progress, or finished work, or have ideas for work, please come and participate. Optional registration at its own [http://www.meetup.com/with-software-art with ( software ) art();] Meetup event webpage.
 
'''Saturday, June 13th, 2015, 12pm to 2pm:''' [[Godwaffle_13_Jun_2015|GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES @ Noisebridge]] -- Noisebands and vegan pancakes! ''Bands: Angst Hase Pfeffer Nase (MA), Fluorescent Grey, Vox Voxel, Glochids, Achromaticist''
 
'''Thursday, June 18th, 2015, 8pm 'til ___:''' [[Five Minutes of Fame]] -- Noisebridge's ADD Show-and-Tell; squashing octets of human awesomeness into an hour like Booleans into a packed byte.
 
'''Friday, June 26th, 2015, 7am to 6pm:''' [[American Library Association conference event: A Day At A Hackerspace]] (''more details coming ...'') This all-day event at Noisebridge is an official part of the American Library Association conference. About 40 librarians from all over the US will be at Noisebridge to learn more about hackerspaces and how forming one in their library can be beneficial for their community.
 
'''Monday, June 29th-30th, 2015, 12pm to 7pm:''' [https://libraryfreedomproject.org/?p=286 Unofficial American Library Association Unconference] (''This Unconference will focus on issues of privacy, access, and digital rights as they relate to libraries, and will feature speaker sessions, bootcamp technology trainings, and open forums for discussion.'')
 
'''Saturday, July 11th, 2015, 12pm to 2pm:''' [[Godwaffle_11_Jul_2015|GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES @ Noisebridge]] -- Noisebands and vegan pancakes! ''Bands: XOME (Sacramento), /the Nothing/ (Roseville), The Father's, Old Million Eye & Infinite Plastic Internal, The Blues''
 
<div class="recurring-events">

=== Recurring Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit] ===

{{Template:Recurring}} - Every week. 
{{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} - Certain weeks, e.g. 1st week only. 
{{Template:RecurringException|-2nd}} - Except certain weeks, or other schedule exceptions.


==== Mondays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  ''<div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - Learn HTML/CSS/JS. A series of talks on different topics every week, taught in the Church classroom. Recap of last week's material starts at '''7:30 pm'''. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm '''[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]''' - Crash course in the Python standard library. Monday session is held in Turing Classroom.

==== Tuesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Gamebridge|Gamebridge Unityversity Unity Game Dev Tuesdays]]''' - Beginner-friendly Unity C# game development class and game developer meetup, art design writing and audio all welcome! Learn how to mentor and help teach game dev. (Turing classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:30 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 7:00 pm - 9:30 pm '''Next NB meetup 25th Feb, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay''' - [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium '''(new)''': A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st&3rd}} 7:30-10 in Church room. Bi-monthly presentation and discussion of personal and expressive art made with software programming and other materials by fellow artist/technologists. See info here: [http://www.meetup.com/with-software-art/ With (software) art();] meetup. First meetup June 3! Art = Aletheia + Techne. Please communicate with leader [jeffg@inventivity.com Jeffrey Greenberg] in advance to present.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== ''Super'' Thursdays! ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} 6:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[FreeBSD|Friends of FreeBSD]] welcomes all skill levels to learn more about FreeBSD, to actually '''use''' and help promote the FreeBSD project, and to get involved in preventing this operating system from dying. 
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}}{{Template:RecurringNumbered|4th}} 6:30 pm - 7:30 pm '''[http://www.meetup.com/San-Francisco-Bootstrappers SF Bootstrappers Office Hours @ Noisebridge] - Come to Noisebridge 2nd and 4th Thursdays 6:30 - 7:30 and get the kickstart you need to solve your most burning problem.This is a group for experts to help novices and novices to get the much needed advice they need on their projects

* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm '''[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]''' - Crash course in the Python standard library. Thursday is held in Church Classroom.
* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|-3rd}} 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material. Meets in Turing.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} '''7:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month

==== Fridays ====
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}} 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm [[Computerology]] in Turing or [[CollaborationStation]], understanding and using computers
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]

==== Saturdays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 1:00 pm - 2:00 pm [[CPP Class]] discussion in Hackitorum/Fox Lounge/Church. Currently looking for folks wanting to help plan out lessons.


==== Sundays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting
* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
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If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter
* 19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.
* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2014===
*{{event
|time = Sunday, September 23, 5:00pm
|title = How to Start a Startup MOOC Lecture Viewings
|description = We would get together to watch the lectures together and conduct discussion and networking afterwards. http://startupclass.samaltman.com/
|}}

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

[[Category:Top level]]

Category:Events

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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
<onlyinclude>
Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.

 
=== Upcoming Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit] ===



 
'''Wednesday, June 3, 2015, 7:30pm - 9:30pm:''' - Church Classroom - 1st gathering of [http://www.meetup.com/with-software-art with ( software ) art();] meetup. For presenting, discussing, and facilitating making art and expressive work via code and/or hardware. If you have work in progress, or finished work, or have ideas for work, please come and participate.
 
'''Saturday, June 13th, 2015, 12pm to 2pm:''' [[Godwaffle_13_Jun_2015|GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES @ Noisebridge]] -- Noisebands and vegan pancakes! ''Bands: Angst Hase Pfeffer Nase (MA), Fluorescent Grey, Vox Voxel, Glochids, Achromaticist''
 
'''Thursday, June 18th, 2015, 8pm 'til ___:''' [[Five Minutes of Fame]] -- Noisebridge's ADD Show-and-Tell; squashing octets of human awesomeness into an hour like Booleans into a packed byte.
 
'''Friday, June 26th, 2015, 7am to 6pm:''' [[American Library Association conference event: A Day At A Hackerspace]] (''more details coming ...'') This all-day event at Noisebridge is an official part of the American Library Association conference. About 40 librarians from all over the US will be at Noisebridge to learn more about hackerspaces and how forming one in their library can be beneficial for their community.
 
'''Monday, June 29th-30th, 2015, 12pm to 7pm:''' [https://libraryfreedomproject.org/?p=286 Unofficial American Library Association Unconference] (''This Unconference will focus on issues of privacy, access, and digital rights as they relate to libraries, and will feature speaker sessions, bootcamp technology trainings, and open forums for discussion.'')
 
'''Saturday, July 11th, 2015, 12pm to 2pm:''' [[Godwaffle_11_Jul_2015|GODWAFFLE NOISE PANCAKES @ Noisebridge]] -- Noisebands and vegan pancakes! ''Bands: XOME (Sacramento), /the Nothing/ (Roseville), The Father's, Old Million Eye & Infinite Plastic Internal, The Blues''
 
<div class="recurring-events">

=== Recurring Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit] ===

{{Template:Recurring}} - Every week. 
{{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} - Certain weeks, e.g. 1st week only. 
{{Template:RecurringException|-2nd}} - Except certain weeks, or other schedule exceptions.


==== Mondays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  ''<div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - Learn HTML/CSS/JS. A series of talks on different topics every week, taught in the Church classroom. Recap of last week's material starts at '''7:30 pm'''. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm '''[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]''' - Crash course in the Python standard library. Monday session is held in Turing Classroom.

==== Tuesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Gamebridge|Gamebridge Unityversity Unity Game Dev Tuesdays]]''' - Beginner-friendly Unity C# game development class and game developer meetup, art design writing and audio all welcome! Learn how to mentor and help teach game dev. (Turing classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:30 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 7:00 pm - 9:30 pm '''Next NB meetup 25th Feb, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay''' - [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium '''(new)''': A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st&3rd}} 7:30-10 in Church room. Bi-monthly presentation and discussion of personal and expressive art made with software programming and other materials by fellow artist/technologists. See info here: [http://www.meetup.com/with-software-art/ With (software) art();] meetup. First meetup June 3! Art = Aletheia + Techne. Please communicate with leader [jeffg@inventivity.com Jeffrey Greenberg] in advance to present.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== ''Super'' Thursdays! ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} 6:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[FreeBSD|Friends of FreeBSD]] welcomes all skill levels to learn more about FreeBSD, to actually '''use''' and help promote the FreeBSD project, and to get involved in preventing this operating system from dying. 
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}}{{Template:RecurringNumbered|4th}} 6:30 pm - 7:30 pm '''[http://www.meetup.com/San-Francisco-Bootstrappers SF Bootstrappers Office Hours @ Noisebridge] - Come to Noisebridge 2nd and 4th Thursdays 6:30 - 7:30 and get the kickstart you need to solve your most burning problem.This is a group for experts to help novices and novices to get the much needed advice they need on their projects

* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm '''[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]''' - Crash course in the Python standard library. Thursday is held in Church Classroom.
* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|-3rd}} 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material. Meets in Turing.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} '''7:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month

==== Fridays ====
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}} 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm [[Computerology]] in Turing or [[CollaborationStation]], understanding and using computers
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]

==== Saturdays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 1:00 pm - 2:00 pm [[CPP Class]] discussion in Hackitorum/Fox Lounge/Church. Currently looking for folks wanting to help plan out lessons.


==== Sundays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting
* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
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If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter
* 19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.
* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2014===
*{{event
|time = Sunday, September 23, 5:00pm
|title = How to Start a Startup MOOC Lecture Viewings
|description = We would get together to watch the lectures together and conduct discussion and networking afterwards. http://startupclass.samaltman.com/
|}}

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

[[Category:Top level]]

Category:Events

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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
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Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.

=== Upcoming Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit] ===




'''Sunday, March 15th, 2015, 1pm to 5:00pm:''' Impression locks with [http://tooolsf.org TOOOL SF!] Learn to generate a working key for a simple lock given only information obtained by manipulating a blank key in the lock.

'''Sunday, March 29th, 2015, 1:00pm to 4:30pm:''' '''[[Arduino_For_Total_Newbies|Arduino For Total Newbies workshop]].''' 
'''         Arduino was designed for non-geeky artists to learn quickly and easily.''' 
'''         Yet it is powerful enough to do all sorts of way cool things! It's fast, it's fun, it's way useful.''' 
'''         This workshop will get you playing with Arduino and electronics -- starting from ''no'' knowledge.''' 
'''         Ages 10 to 100.    All are welcome!''''''    ''Limited to 50 participants, so please arrive early!''''' 
'''         [[Arduino_For_Total_Newbies|More info and to register for this workshop]]'''

'''Monday, March 30th, 2015, 7:30pm to 9:00pm:''' A [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]] '''Special Edition'''....with ''Other Machine Co''! [[User:joachimp|Joachim]] and Simone, engineers from Other Machine Co, will be demonstrating the '''Othermill''', a small, reliable, relatively affordable ''CNC milling machine'' they helped create.

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'''Friday, June 26th, 2015, 7am to 6pm:''' [[American Library Association conference event: A Day At A Hackerspace]] (''more details coming soon...'') This all-day event at Noisebridge is an official part of the American Library Association conference. About 40 librarians from all over the US will be at Noisebridge to learn more about hackerspaces and how forming one in their library can be beneficial for their community.

'''Monday, June 29th-30th, 2015, 12pm to 7pm:''' [https://libraryfreedomproject.org/?p=286 Unofficial American Library Association Unconference] (''This Unconference will focus on issues of privacy, access, and digital rights as they relate to libraries, and will feature speaker sessions, bootcamp technology trainings, and open forums for discussion.'')

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=== Recurring Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit] ===

{{Template:Recurring}} - Every week. 
{{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} - Certain weeks, e.g. 1st week only. 
{{Template:RecurringException|-2nd}} - Except certain weeks, or other schedule exceptions.


==== Mondays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  ''<div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - Learn HTML/CSS/JS. A series of talks on different topics every week. Recap of last week's material starts at 7:30 pm. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.

==== Tuesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm '''[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]''' - Crash course in the Python standard library
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 7:00 pm - 9:30 pm '''Next NB meetup 25th Feb, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay''' - [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium '''(new)''': A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== ''Super'' Thursdays! ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} 6:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[FreeBSD|Friends of FreeBSD]] welcomes all skill levels to learn more about FreeBSD, to actually '''use''' and help promote the FreeBSD project, and to get involved in preventing this operating system from dying. 
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}}{{Template:RecurringNumbered|4th}} 6:30 pm - 7:30 pm '''[http://www.meetup.com/San-Francisco-Bootstrappers SF Bootstrappers Office Hours @ Noisebridge] - Come to Noisebridge 2nd and 4th Thursdays 6:30 - 7:30 and get the kickstart you need to solve your most burning problem.This is a group for experts to help novices and novices to get the much needed advice they need on their projects

* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm '''[[PyClass|Intermediate Python with PyClass]]''' - Crash course in the Python standard library
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm '''[[Maker Faire 2015|Noisebridge @ Maker Fair 2015]] - Come to Noisebridge Thursdays 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm and help make this a thing. We need makers, presenters, and teachers.
* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|-3rd}} 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} '''7:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month

==== Fridays ====
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}} 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm [[Computerology]] in Turing or [[CollaborationStation]], understanding and using computers
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|5th}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]

==== Saturdays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 1:00 pm - 2:00 pm [[CPP Class]] discussion in Hackitorum/Fox Lounge/Church. Currently looking for folks wanting to help plan out lessons.


==== Sundays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting
* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
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If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter
* 19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.
* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2014===
*{{event
|time = Sunday, September 23, 5:00pm
|title = How to Start a Startup MOOC Lecture Viewings
|description = We would get together to watch the lectures together and conduct discussion and networking afterwards. http://startupclass.samaltman.com/
|}}

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

[[Category:Top level]]

Designing Custom Circuit Boards with Eagle CAD

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[[File:EagleCAD.png|400px|center]]
This workshop, taught by Electrical Engineer, [http://www.jeremyblum.com Jeremy Blum], will focus on using the popular [http://www.cadsoftusa.com/ Eagle CAD] schematic capture and PCB design tool to design a custom printed circuit board (PCB) from scratch. Participants will learn how to create a schematic for their design, import part libraries, generate a layout, route traces, and export a PCB design. At the end of the class, participants will optionally be able to send their designs to a batch PCB fabricator so they can be manufactured (for a few dollars per board). Electronics experience is helpful but not required - all are welcome!

== Class Details ==
This workshop will be similar to an Eagle Workshop that I taught at HOPE-X in NYC. If you'd like to get an idea of the content, you can [http://goo.gl/8LI2fw check out the slides from that course here]. People [https://twitter.com/CryptixCoder/status/490666881796558849 seemed] to [https://twitter.com/paulcarbone/status/490625964322607104 like it], so I'm doing it again in San Francisco! The slides for this course will likely be slightly updated from those, and I'll share a link to the newest version as soon as it's ready.

Here are some pretty screenshots from the course:
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File:eagle1.png
File:eagle2.png
File:eagle3.png
File:eagle4.png
</gallery>

== When/Where is the class? ==
The workshop will take place at the [[Classrooms#Church|Church classroom]] in the [[Noisebridge]] Hackerspace on '''Sunday, August 10 at 10:30 AM.''' I expect the class to last for about 2 hours.
The address is:
[[Getting_Here|2169 Mission St. 
3rd Floor 
San Francisco, CA 94110]]

The gate to the space should be open while the class is in session. If not, [[Getting In|you can read up on getting into the space by clicking here]].

== What do I need to do to prepare? What should I bring? ==
Bring a laptop running Windows, Linux, or Mac. Please install EagleCAD before-hand to save time. You [http://www.cadsoftusa.com/download-eagle/?language=en download it for free here].
You do not need to have any electronics or PCB design knowledge prior to this class. However, having a bit of electronics knowlege (ohm's law, etc) will speed things up. The class will be taught in english.

== How much does this class cost? ==
This class is free, as are all classes taught at Noisebridge. You do not need to register or RSVP - just show up!

If, however, you feel the class was beneficial, we'd really appreciate a [[Donate or Pay Dues|donation to Noisebridge]] to fund our ongoing renovation and lasting presence in the city.

== How can I get more information? ==
[[User:Jeremyblum|Please contact me. My information is available by clicking here.]]

Talk:86

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peeps should try to date entries (i wonder if there's a way to do that automatically?). Example, one entry says "recently"-- who knows when "recently" was?

== reverend mik ==

stop delting my edits!!!! everybody knows hes not allowed back and hes spreading a bunch of garbage about noisebrigde! why am i the only one who cares about this????

- Hello previous poster. This is the Streisand Effect. If you call attention to the Reverend Mik entity disparaging Noisebridge... you have let him win. He's not hanging around the space anymore, why bother recognizing him?

- Also I'd probably stop deleting your entry if you used coherent sentences with proper spelling. The wiki is in English, use proper English.

== Censorship of Situation with RayC ==

Most recent December 17th version of [https://noisebridge.net/wiki/User:JeffreyATW JeffreyATW]'s excision of the uncensored text of RayC banning incident here is as follows: 
''Was caught living on top of the building's elevator in February-2014, and was banned for 6 months as a warning. He was caught living in the space again in December-2014. His health problems make it nearly impossible to trust what he will or not do in the future, since we are assuming he is not taking care of himself, and he has come across as severely disruptive to a select few of us in the Noisebridge community as of late. Therefore, [https://noisebridge.net/wiki/User:maltman23 Mitch] has [https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Meeting_Notes_2014_12_16 non-consensually decreed Rayc as unfit to be allowed into Noisebridge] ever again, despite the latter's many excellent efforts on behalf of the space over the last several years up to the present and despite a few of his contacts having access to valuable items recently requested for the space; such valuable items as donatable 24 and 48-port Gigabit Ethernet switches, extensive construction material (large boards for multiple kickass library bookcases),...etcetera.'' --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/188.138.1.229 188.138.1.229] 16:37, 17 December 2014 (UTC)

+ Anonymous edit bros unite --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/76.14.67.253 76.14.67.253] 09:43, 18 December 2014 (UTC)
 
~''Anonymous IP address [https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/76.14.67.253 76.14.67.253] maps to'' 
Wave Broadband (WAVEB), 401 Kirkland Park Place, Kirkland,WA 
''Interestingly, it turns out that links on the 86 page for the banning of Shawn Landden from the space in 2013 shows that Shawn was imprisoned for a time in Bellingham,WA; a quick ~1.5hr drive North from WAVEB's Kirkland address.'' 
''Speculation on that?'' --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/5.196.1.129 5.196.1.129] 00:09 19 December 2014 (UTC)
 
+ Yeah, definitly agree with the 1st para above. [https://noisebridge.net/wiki/User:maltman23 Mitch] and the NB cabal's basically thrown Rayce to the dogs in 86ing him at the last meeting. Nobody there big enough to stand up for Rayce and against "Scrooge" Altman before scrooge altm,an set up a Ghost of Christmas future :( --Blessed be podinski to at least try to put in [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2014-December/045773.html a good word for Rayce] :) --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/37.220.35.61 37.220.35.61] 07:09, 19 December 2014 (UTC)

+ to anonymous IP [https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/37.220.35.61 37.220.35.61] poster, 
If person posting from IP address [https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/76.14.67.253 76.14.67.253] '''is''' Shawn Landden or another anonymous supporter of RayC, one way to probe whether or not the moderator cabal can keep ignoring you is by lightly hacking the currently unprotected user pages of [[User:JeffreyATW|JeffreyATW]], [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], [[User:Rubin110|Rubin]], [[User:Tdfischer|Torrie]], [[User:bfb|Kevin]]. Nothing too vicious mind you, just enough to get their attention should be all ;) --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/209.239.123.90 209.239.123.90] 21:06, 19 December 2014 (UTC)

Don't live in the space. That's all we ask. --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/67.169.39.223 67.169.39.223] 17:42, 19 December 2014 (UTC) 
''and speaking about living, '''#HackerLivesMatter'''....Rayce's!'' --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/128.204.207.215 128.204.207.215] 16:28, 20 December 2014 (UTC) 

'''oh man you went there''' --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/76.14.67.253 76.14.67.253] 19:08, 20 December 2014 (UTC)

he got banned for real, then he started living in the space.
what more do you want --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/76.14.67.253 76.14.67.253] 19:12 19:12 20 December 2014 (UTC)

'''#HackerLivesMatter''' --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/173.228.80.252 173.228.80.252] 11:38, 21 December 2014

I find the hashtag #HackerLivesMatter super offensive and you should all feel bad. 
--[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/173.228.80.252 173.228.80.252] 14:40, 21 December 2014

21:53, 21 December 2014 (UTC)

Talk:Membership

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Suggestion to add "Hiatus" link to category list link of "Member" and "Associate Member"

Talk:Board

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Stupid button doesn't link right.

[[Image:Donatebutton.png|link=https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=noisebridge23%40gmail%2ecom&lc=US&item_name=Noisebridge&currency_code=USD&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF%3abtn_donateCC_LG%2egif%3aNonHostedGuest|alt=Alt text|Title text]]

--[[User:Rubin110|Rubin110]] 16:40, 7 August 2009 (PDT)

WePay is no more. Perhaps we should remove the link from this page.

[[User:Bfb|Bfb]] ([[User talk:Bfb|talk]])

== Changing Noisebridge's Bitcoin Address ==

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Hey all,

Patrick O'Doherty here. As per Danny's email to nb-discuss https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2014-December/045662.html
we're looking to change the Noisebridge Bitcoin address to facilitate easier exchange of BTC for USD, as Noisebridge has a need for cash monies.

The new address for the Noisebridge wallet is 1KxVgNmPdTyePLw27iixbH9yrRhNH7UfdK

It'd be fantastic to have the new bitcoin address listed on the Donate page.

If someone w/ admin rights on the wiki could update it that'd be great.

P
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TUlZdSE/nm8dbQfAaboYKqOAFqbIyVk9ss0JMLp/ktxoSTmlZuUZpOGYGj9QFYs5
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vapSDfKefDrhcHT9WTKC1ZBZwl6PvD38E62l0MTbmDU4Y5FRiJ6dvjxNxsDyDnON
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Manual

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Herein lies the Noisebridge ''Manual''. It is an ever-changing tome that strives to answer an unanswerable question: '''How the heck does Noisebridge really work?'''

This is '''not''' general advice for fixing things. If something at Noisebridge isn't working and it needs fixing, then '''check out [[Help]]'''.

= The Prologue =

Are you new to Noisebridge? Have you been coming here for years?

Either way, you should really read up on what we're all about.

* [[Noisebridge Vision]] - What's it all about?
* [[About]] - An incredibly broad description of some of our more grandiose mechanisms
* [[Testimonials]] - In your own words, what is Noisebridge?
* [[Oral histories]] about Noisebridge

= Visitors and Guests =

* [[Getting Here]] - How to actually find the space...
* [[Getting In]] - And what to do when you arrive
* [[Visitor advice]] - Some advice on what you're getting into
* [[Community Standards]] - What we expect from each other
* [[The Neighborhood]] - What's in the neighborhood around 2169 Mission
* [[Docents]] - What it means to greet a newbie at the space

= Getting along =
* [[Do-ocracy]] - One of our guiding principles
* [[Consensus Process]] - How decisions are made within the community
* [[Membership]] - How membership works at Noisebridge
** [[How to join Noisebridge]] - Another view on how membership works
* [[FractalWorkingGroup]] - Our pattern for getting things done without dragging it to the [[Meeting|Tuesday Meeting]]
* [[Community Standards]] - How to not fuck up at Noisebridge
** [[Conflict Resolution]] - What to do if you fuck up at Noisebridge
** [[AskedToLeave]] - People who have fucked up and have been asked to leave for a while
** [[86]] - People who have fucked up and are not welcome at Noisebridge at all
** [[FERT]] - Harassers, predators, and the like who everyone should keep an eye out for
* [[CommunityWorkingGroup]] - Bringing the Noisebridge community together to create a better space for all.
* [[Conflict Resolution]] - What to do when we '''don't''' get along.
** [[Mediation]] - People within the community who have offered their time, tears, and sweat to keep us all together.

= Staying in touch =
* [[IRC]] - Its full of bad jokes and robots that go quack
** [[Noisebot]] - Quack
** [[Quotes]] - "Quack"
* [[Slack]] - IRC on steroids. Invite only.
* [[Mailing list]] - A lot of e-mails and stuff. They've got a trove of historical archives!
** [[Noisebridge-discuss-faq]] - How to not fuck up on noisebridge-discuss
** [[Mailinglist/Announce_guidelines]] - How to send an announcement mail

= Day to Day operations =
* [[Safety]] - Preventing those old school hardhat accidents.
* [[Resources/House Keeping|House keeping]] - Weekly chores and other vitals
* [[Access Control]] - Discussion about how physical access is handled
** [[SecWG]] - Security Working Group
** [[AccessControlModeling]] - Draft discussion about access control
* [[Meeting]] - Noisebridge meets every Tuesday evening
** [[Meeting instructions]] - How to run a Noisebridge meeting
** The [[Meeting Notes Template]]
* [[Hosting an Event]]
** '''[[:Category:Events|List of events and classes]]'''
** [[ProceduralEventChecklist]] - How to run a big event
* [[Stickers]] - The ubiquitous stickers and how to restock our supply
* [[Opening and closing the space]]

= Infrastructure =
* [[Resources]] - An overview of the resources, equipment and projects in the space
* [[Network]] - Our IP transmission infrastructure ('''I'''nternet '''P'''rotocol here of course; '''not''' Intellectual Property!)
** [[Network Troubleshooting]] - How to approach the problem if it '''does''' seem to be broken
*** See also: '''[[Help]]'''
** [[New Network]] - Draft discussion about building the next iteration of the Noisebridge networking
** [[Pony]]
** [[Stallion2]]
** [[Quagga]]
** [[Ratchet]]
** [[Pegasus]]
* [[Break Room]]
** [[Kitchen]] - There is no kitchen.
** [[KitchenWorkingGroup]] - Defunct?

= Inner Mechanizations =

* [[Secretaribot]] - Used to do some secretary things for us but then died
** [[User:Phong]] - Just as useless

= Things we do =
* [[Reboot]] - The current reboot process of Noisebridge
* [[PGP]]

= Lore =
* [[83c]] - Noisebridge's first location
* [[FloorFinishing]] - How our floor was finished in 2009
* [[:Category:History of Noisebridge]]
* [[Noisebridge Experiments]]

{{ManualPage}}
{{DocsWG}}

Talk:Joining

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Here is a list of steps people usually complete as they become part of the Noisebridge community. All are optional, and they may be completed in any order.

* [[Getting_In|Enter]] Noisebridge
* Strike up a productive conversation with other Noisebridge visitors
** Your chats don't '''have''' to be with members.
* Ask someone to give you a tour
** Ask them how they learned about Noisebridge
* Attend a [[Meetings|Weekly Meeting]]
** But don't stress it if you're not a meeting person
* Create a [https://www.noisebridge.net/Special:UserLogin&type=signup Wiki User Account]
** Create a user page.
** Copy this to-do list to your user page. Strike out the tasks you've accomplished.
* Join a like-minded [[Mailinglist]]
** Send a message introducing yourself
* Try and comprehend our particular flavor of collectivist, diversified anarchy by reading the [[Hours]] page.
** Don't worry if it seems a bit strange.
* Clean up something that needs cleaning
* Befriend a member.
** Ask her to set you up with a [[Keycode_Access|Door code]]
* Be excellent in a new and surprising way
* Get a proper tour of the [[Resources/Shop|Dirty / Wood shop]].
** Don't be afraid of the scary tools.
** Fingers grow back, right?
* Attend Circuit Hacking Monday
** Meet [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]]
** Buy a kit and build it.
* Take a [[:Category:Events|class]]
* Learn how to use the [[Media_Center|Jukebox]]
** Play some awesome music.
** Rock out.
* Set up a recurring [[Donate_or_Pay_Dues|donation]]
* Create an account on [[Pony]], our illustrious file server
** Poke around. Find some lulz.
** Upload new lulz.
* Become familiar with where we as a community have been by listening to [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] drone on about the histories of Noisebridge
* Edit a wiki page that could use some improvement
** Add something to this list
* Learn to use the [[Vinyl_cutter|vinyl cutter]]
** Make a sticker for your laptop.
** Make a sticker for somebody else's laptop
* Learn how to use the sewing machines
* Learn to use the [[Lasercutter]]
* Learn to use the 3d printers
* Give a [[Hosting_an_Event|class]]
* Give a newcomer a tour
* Apply for [[Membership]]
* Get a [[Passport|Hackerspace Passport]]
** Add a Noisebridge visa
* Help out other more newbie newbies
* Hack the planet

Talk:Mailinglist

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it's kind of weird having the mailman page, which describes mailing lists, and this page, which also describes them. i can see this becoming confusing in the future. $.02

[[User:Gba|gba]] 14:58, 10 October 2008 (PDT)

----

I deleted the following text which implies there was an actual policy, when there isn't:

;NOTE
Concern has been raised over the volume and content of messages sent to the discussion list. Members ask that you, before sending your message to the list, prepend your subject with one of the following tokens, if applicable:
:'''[COMMERCIAL]''' for all commercially related topics, essentially anything for-profit
:'''[JOB]''' for all job postings, job referrals, or job discussions.

[[User:Adi|Adi]] 22:38, 21 April 2009 (PDT)

Mailinglist

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We have several [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo mailing lists]! All of our email lists are open to everyone, members and non-members... Please feel free to subscribe to any or all. Note that messages to these lists will be publicly archived at https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo

'''Note: some lists are subscriber-only, meaning you must subscribe before posting. Discuss and Announce hold posts by non-subscribers for moderation.'''

===Our Two Main Lists===
* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announcements]''' - Extremely low traffic - Updates on current and upcoming events happening in the space. Please do sign up for the announcement list. If you've made it this far, you'll probably be interested in our announcements. [[Mailinglist/Announce_guidelines|how to write a good announcement email]]
* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discussion]''' - Moderate to high traffic - General discussion revolving around the space and those involved with it. Cool projects, questions you'd like answered, news of interest, stuff you'd like to donate, work/play you'd like help with. It can also get a little heated and in-jokey sometimes, but don't fear -- the space itself is friendly.

For more on posting etiquette, please see [[Noisebridge-discuss-faq]].

===Smaller Group Lists===

This page has detail and links but list owners occasionally forget to add an entry! Full list is at https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo .

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/bio Biobridge]''' - discussions and announcements for [[BioBridge]]

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/build Build Team]''' - Discussion details of REBOOT at 2169 Mission. If you are or want to be involved in that, please join this list.

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/cloud Cloud]''' - Discussion of "cloud" based applications, distributed computing and storage, etc.

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/congress Congress]''' - This is a list about traveling to Europe for the CCC Congress. If you're looking for a place to stay, people to travel with or tips on submitting a possible talk - this is the Noisebridge list to join.

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/darkroom/ Darkroom]''' - [[Darkroom]] Photography, optics hacking, and general chemistry. Anything that uses the darkroom.

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/digitalarchivists DigitalArchivists]''' - [[Digital Archivists]] group and the [[Bookscanner]]

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/eeg/ EEG]''' - the EEG project: build/interpret EEG

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/event-handlers event-handlers]''' - List for those planning, running, volunteering, and/or kibitzing on running major events at Noisebridge.

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/fab FABulouse!]''' - [[Lasercutter]], [[Makerbot]], [[RepRap]] and any other tools related to fabrication at Noisebridge

*'''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/german German]''' - Discussion for the [[german_corner | German Language Group]]

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-jobs Jobs]''' - Job postings should be sent here, rather than the discuss list

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/kites Kites]''' - [[Kite Hacking]]

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/ml ML]''' - Discussion list pertaining to [[Machine Learning]]

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/neuro Neuro]''' - Discussion list pertaining to Neuroscience

*'''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisedroid/ Noisedroid]''' - Moderate traffic - Discussion of hacking the Android OS.

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/rack Rack]''' - This is the primary list to talk about network infrastructure in the space.

*'''[http://groups.google.com/group/starmonkeys Ruby]''' - [[Ruby_class | Ruby class]] mailing list

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/security/ Security]''' - [[Security Group]]

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/sem/ SEM]''' - [[SEM]] (Scanning Electron Microscope) Group

*'''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/cyborg Sensebridge Cyborg]''' - Moderate traffic - Discussion for [[Sensebridge]], the Noisebridge human-machine interface research group.

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/sewing/ Sewing]''' - Sewing-related discussion, collaboration, and status updates on the machines and work area at 2169.

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/socialengineering/ Soceng]''' - The fine art of cat herding.

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/sound-hacks Sound-hacks]''' - Hand-made instruments, circuit-bending, and audio electronics, music and audio hacking.

*'''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/space Spacebridge]''' - Discussion for exploring the vastness of space cheaply and creatively. [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Spacebridge Spacebridge wiki]

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/tastebridge Tastebridge]''' - Discussions and announcements for [[Tastebridge]]

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/tiny-tux TinyTux]''' - [[TinyTux]] is a list and group dedicated to lite-weight implementations of [[Linux]] and [[Android]] on [[embedded]], handheld, and other non-Intel hardware

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/toorcamp ToorCamp]''' - Our ToorCamp planning list.

* '''[https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev]''' - The list for web development classes (including [[Frontend_Web_Development|FWD]] and [[JavaScript]]). A place for class announcements and discussion about the material.

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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
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Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.

=== Upcoming Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit] ===


''None listed at present.''

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=== Recurring Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit] ===

{{Template:Recurring}} - Every week. 
{{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} - Certain weeks, e.g. 1st week only. 
{{Template:RecurringException|-2nd}} - Except certain weeks, or other schedule exceptions.


==== Mondays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''5:30 pm [[SafeSpaceWG]] drama resolution''' - discussion of problems and solutions relating to behavior in the space
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  ''<div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|hiatus}} '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - '''New series starting 2015-01-05!''' Learn HTML/CSS/JS. A series of talks on different topics every week. Recap of last week's material starts at 7:30 pm. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.

==== Tuesdays - ''Super'' Tuesdays! ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''6:00 pm - 7:00 pm [[Hack_and_Tell| Hack and Tell]]''' - We want you to share your projects, eat snacks and get acquainted. Casual meet and greet for all.
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]] - '''Intermediate Python with PyClass''' - Crash course in the Python standard library
* {{Template:Recurring}} '''7:00 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====

* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]] - '''Intermediate Python with PyClass''' - Crash course in the Python standard library
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm '''First meetup 17th Dec, alternating monthly between SF and South Bay''' - [[Cyberspectrum|Cyberspectrum: Software Defined Radio Meetup]] in Hackatorium '''(new)''': A place to learn and exchange ideas about SDR. Presentations on concepts, mystery signals, hardware/software and cool applications.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== Thursdays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.

* {{Template:Recurring}} 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.

* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|-3rd}} 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* {{Template:Recurring}} {{Template:RecurringException|hiatus}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - '''New series starting 2015-01-08!''' Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} '''8:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month

==== Fridays ====
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm [[DATA]] in Turing; understanding and using data
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|1st}} {{Template:RecurringNumbered|3rd}} 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]

==== Saturdays ====
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 12:00 pm - 2:00 pm '''[[Godwafflenoisepancakes]]''' An afternoon of noise music and vegan pancakes. Monthly dates vary. Next show is January 10th, 2015 @12:00 with Leah Peah and Fenian. Turn it up... bring the noise!!!


==== Sundays ====
* {{Template:Recurring}} 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* {{Template:RecurringException|alternating monthly}} 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* {{Template:RecurringNumbered|2nd}} 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting
* {{Template:Recurring}} 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* {{Template:Recurring}} 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
</div>
</onlyinclude>

If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter

*19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.

* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2014===
*{{event
|time = Sunday, September 23, 5:00pm
|title = How to Start a Startup MOOC Lecture Viewings
|description = We would get together to watch the lectures together and conduct discussion and networking afterwards. http://startupclass.samaltman.com/
|}}

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

[[Category:Top level]]

Talk:Noisebridge Tor

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==Reporting at the weekly meeting==
I re-worded the weekly meeting paragraph. I got the impression that Rachel's comments were trying to point out that we might want more definition there, not an actual objection to the idea of weekly reporting.

I feel very strongly that the Noisebridge Tor project should *make available* a report _every_ week. Ad infinitum, as long as this project is going. In theory (and I think the wording allows for this) you guys could create a google spreadsheet, share it with me, and as long as it's up to date every tuesday I always have your report.

To me the only thing that made it sound like the bookkeeper had to be at the meeting every week was the bit about answering questions so I added a sentence saying that the bookkeeper should make a good faith effort to be present to answer questions when there's a lot going on, like now and at some point when we transition to the new accounting system.

I also clarified at the end that the Bookkeeper may use me or another member of the project as proxy. I did this partly because if I feel we need more actual input from the project members, I would probably suggest that someone else be proxy because I won't know the ins and outs of the project.

--[[User:Hurtstotouchfire|Hurtstotouchfire]] 18:52, 2 August 2011 (UTC)

==What happens if we have legal trouble?==

Specifically, what happens financially? I think that we may want to put a caveat in here somewhere that if the Noisebridge Tor project has any cause to spend large amounts of money on legal matters, that Noisebridge does not pay for this, and that the project is paused until such expenditures can be reasonably covered. I just don't want to get to the point, for any reason, where we have to use the consensus process to pause the project. I would like to assume good faith that the project coordinators would do that. Maybe we can get some commitment along those lines? But it is not unfathomable to me that they might want to take a stand, and frankly I would support that--but I would want to pause and sort out the finances for doing so at least briefly.

I think I will add to the "loan from general fund" clause that this loan is for routine monthly operating expenses and that anything out of the ordinary would require... discussion. I hesitate to say that it will require consensus but I suppose it probably would.

--[[User:Hurtstotouchfire|Hurtstotouchfire]]

First I'll point out that the question "what happens if we have legal trouble?" applies to *everything* Noisebridge has and does -- the shop, the kitchen, the fridges, the laser cutter, the open wifi, and many other projects. So I am hesitant to discuss it for any one project in particular; we certainly can't pretend that the Noisebridge Tor project is somehow unique in requiring consideration of this issue.

We plan to not spend any money on legal expenses, and no other Tor project I'm aware of has incurred Tor-specific legal expenses (excluding incorporation fees and the like). If legal expenses need to be incurred, we'd first look for pro bono legal help (from EFF or whoever else); then establish a legal defense fund and solicit donations; then, perhaps, spend funds out of the Noisebridge Tor budget depending on the details of the situation. If Noisebridge wanted to contribute out of the general fund -- and was in financial shape to do so -- I might be OK with that, but I'd probably prefer to avoid that situation.

- [[User:Adi|Adi]] 21:06, 2 August 2011 (UTC)

==Old Items==

Old items from this page, leftover from previous edits:

===Old Open Questions===

A list of previously open questions that appeared on this page are listed below.

(We believe these questions are now closed, but would like to confirm with each author before removing them from this page.)

* [[User:Hurtstotouchfire | Kelly]] would like the Noisebridge Tor project to designate a specific individual as financial officer for the Noisebridge Tor project, to be responsible for the bank account and provide periodic reports. [[User:Turkshead | Shannon]] has volunteered to fulfill this role.
* [[User:Hurtstotouchfire | Kelly]] would like a summary of why the above scenario is the best, comparing and contrasting other scenarios:
** a Noisebridge Paypal account not connected to any bank account
** a Noisebridge Paypal account connected to a non-Noisebridge bank account
** a non-Noisebridge Paypal account (connected to a bank account or not)
** WePay account with bank account
** WePay account with no bank account
** bank account with bank other than Wells Fargo
* Rachel Lyra is concerned about thinking through the precedent this sets for a fiscal sponsorship model for noisebridge. She believes some documentation is necessary for this project to proceed:
** spell out what the noisetor project expects from noisebridge and what it intends to do in return.
** a document, conceptually a contract but needn't be in legalese. the parties to the contract are noisebridge and the sponsored entity. the entity meets, forms, functions however it likes. noisebridge makes an agreement with that entity or a representative of it. this agreement states what the relationship will entail, ie rights requirements and responsibilities on either side.

===Old References===
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiscal_sponsorship Wikipedia: Fiscal Sponsorship]

Noisebridge Tor

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== Making Donations ==

Visit http://tor.noisebridge.net to donate to the Noisebridge Tor Exit Node project.

==Overview==

The Noisebridge Tor Project is a group of Noisebridge members who want to create more Tor nodes. The goal of the project is to accept donations to Noisebridge for the purpose of paying for Tor nodes. We have the domain knowledge to deploy and run these servers, vendors who are interested in providing machines at very competitive prices, and donors who want to give money to a 501(c)3 for this purpose.

We considered running this project by accepting donations in the name of an individual or other non-Noisebridge legal entity. However, we know there are some donors (and we believe there are many more) who would like to give money to a known 501(c)3 which has an existing reputation in the community. By running this project as part of Noisebridge, the donors can be confident that the project is well-run; Noisebridge gains by furthering its founding principles of encouraging free anti-censorship communication technologies, and supporting research into privacy-enhancing and distributed technology.

We recognize that entering into financial relationships on behalf of Noisebridge carries some risk. The Noisebridge Tor project will only commit and spend money donated for the project, as documented below. The project will work in good faith to ensure that these financial relationships do not put the larger Noisebridge organization at financial risk or obligation.

The Noisebridge Tor Project will not be acting as a separate legal entity. Donations the Noisebridge Tor Project receives will legally belong to Noisebridge, and as such they will be accounted for as income in the Noisebridge yearly tax filings.

Running this project as part of Noisebridge represents some additional overhead for the organization as a whole. To defray this, 5% of donations received for the Noisebridge Tor Project will be donated to the Noisebridge general fund. This information will be stated to donors making donations to the project.

==People Involved==

To ensure the project's continued smooth functioning, there must be people administering it. There may be additional people involved who are not on this list, but the people on this list agree to be ultimately responsible for the project.

The project will maintain a minimum of one member, to serve as the Project Bookkeeper. This person will be responsible for tracking donations and expenditures, and for forecasting the Project budget. This person will also be point of contact for interfacing with the Treasurer. Should any accounting questions, issues, or discrepancies arrive, the Bookkeeper is committed to working closely with her to resolve them to her satisfaction in a timely manner, and in such a way as to require her to do as little additional work as possible.

* [[User:Adi|Andy Isaacson]] (Evangelist, Tor Admin)
* [[User:Leif|Leif Ryge]] (Evangelist, Tor Admin)
* [[User:Aestetix|aestetix]] (Evangelist, Tor Admin)
* [[User:Turkshead|Shannon Lee]] (Project Bookkeeper)
* [[User:MCT|Michael Toren]] (Consensus Broker)

==Donating to Noisebridge Tor==

The Noisebridge Tor project will accept donations via a PayPal "nonprofit donation" page at [http://tor.noisebridge.net http://tor.noisebridge.net]. The donations will be annotated for Tor using PayPal's systems; the donations will go to the treasurer@noisebridge.net account until such time as the Treasurer decides otherwise.

In the future we may add other methods of accepting donations, but only after coordinating with the Treasurer to ensure the incoming cashflow can be easily tagged in the accounting system.

The Bookkeeper will be responsible for tracking donations, in aggregate, as they arrive. The Bookkeeper may query the amount of new donations by speaking with the Treasurer, or by using the accounting API.

The Bookkeeper will be responsible for maintaining publicly accessible records (e.g., in a Google Docs Spreadsheet, or on the Noisebridge wiki) detailing aggregate incoming donations (e.g., "For the week of blah, received $n"), and outgoing expenditures.

The Bookkeeper will make a good-faith effort to be available at the membership meeting to answer questions when there is substantial activity or interest in the Noisebridge Tor project (likely more at first and during decisions and transitions). The Bookkeeper will be responsible for providing a financial report, which will be made available during the weekly Noisebridge meeting. This report will go over recent or upcoming activities and decisions, and report on income and expenditures. At the Treasurer's discretion, the Bookkeeper may coordinate with the Treasurer to have her include this information in her existing Treasurer's Report. If the Treasurer is unavailable to report by proxy, another member of the Noisebridge Tor project may serve.

Since Paypal receipts are generally accepted as donation receipts for tax purposes, we anticipate that few if any donation receipt letters will be required. However, as is the case with all donations Noisebridge receives, the Treasurer will be responsible for providing donation receipt letters to any donors who request them.

==Purchasing Services==

Any legal agreements (such as service contracts) which require an official action by Noisebridge will be prepared by the Noisebridge Tor project and presented to the appropriate officer of Noisebridge (such as the Treasurer or President) for signature. This structure is designed to put the work on the people who care about the project rather than on the officers of Noisebridge.

The Project Bookkeeper will maintain a current list of the financial obligations incurred by the project as part of their financial report. The Noisebridge Tor project will avoid obligations which cannot be cancelled on 30 days notice, and will ensure that funds are available for each month's commitments before the month begins.

If through some error the Noisebridge Tor project incurs operating expenses above and beyond its donations, the Noisebridge general fund will cover committed expenditures for the remainder of the monthly cycle. This coverage is intended as a loan from the general fund to the Noisebridge Tor project, and the project will be expected to raise donations to repay the loan before incurring any additional expenses. This is not expected to be a common occurrence. The Noisebridge Treasurer will work with the project coordinators to assure that this insurance is well within the capacity of Noisebridge's prudent reserve. This loan is not intended to cover expenditures above and beyond routine monthly expenses. A loan from the general fund for any other purposes would have to be brought up at the membership meeting.

The Project report will publicly state where and who services are purchased from each month, what levels of service (e.g., amount of bandwidth, etc), and how much it costs. This information may be less than fully specified to avoid disclosing proprietary pricing information from vendors. In the event the information is redacted publicly, it will be made available to Noisebridge members upon request.

The Bookkeeper will inform the Treasurer when a bill should be paid, so she can track it properly, and coordinate the logistics of making the payment. At her discretion, she may provide the Bookkeeper with means of making a payment without her direct involvement each and every time.

==System Administration==

The Noisebridge Tor Project will be responsible for administering the Tor nodes. We have existing expertise in administering these services. Volunteers interested in helping should join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/tor tor@lists.noisebridge.net mailing list] and help out.

==Abuse Handling==

The [http://www.eff.org EFF] developed a [https://www.torproject.org/eff/tor-legal-faq.html Legal FAQ for Tor Relay Operators], and an [https://www.torproject.org/docs/faq-abuse.html.en Abuse FAQ]. These documents address many of the concerns that have been raised regarding the potential legal risks of operating a Tor node. The risks of this project are within the scope of Noisebridge's mission. In assuming these risks, we have considered the following:

* Nobody has ever been sued for running a Tor node.
* In the EFF's opinion, running a Tor node is legal under US law.
* Tor operators (including Noisebridge in this project) do not encourage the use of Tor for illegal purposes.
* The Project's volunteers will respond to complaints regarding traffic through our nodes. The primary method to do so is to educate complainants about how to deal with Internet abuse in general. We have several well-written documents which can easily be tailored for specific responses.

== Law Enforcement ==

On a separate [[Noisebridge_Tor/FBI]] page.

==Termination of the Project==
This project was initially [[Consensus Items History|authorized]] by Noisebridge on [[Meeting Notes 2011 08 02|August 2nd, 2011]] for a term of six months. On [[Meeting Notes 2012 01 17|January 17th, 2012]], it was re-authorized for an additional six months, extending the authorization until August 2012. On [[Meeting Notes 2012 06 19|June 6th, 2012]] it was reauthorized indefinitely.

The Project Members may decide to suspend or terminate this project at
any time. They may do so for any number of reasons, including financial
considerations (e.g., the amount of incoming donations is not great
enough to sustain it), if they simply feel the project has run its
course, or if project functions are interfering with other functions of
the greater Noisebridge organization.

After the project terminates and all project liabilities have been satisfied, any leftover earmarked donations will be donated to the EFF. This information will be stated to donors making earmarked donations.

Resources

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Noisebridge contains several resources that are at the [[Getting Here|physical space]] and in virtual space. These are available to both members and the general public.

=== Project Spaces and Resources ===
* [[Electronics Lab]]
* [[Darkroom]]
* [[Library]]
* [[Craft Lab]]
* [[Sewing| Sewing Machines]]
* [[Shop|Machine shop]]
* [[Kitchen]]
* [[SEM|Scanning Electron Microscope]]
* [[Anodization Equipment]]

=== Fabrication ===
* [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/fab Fab mailing list] - All things related to fab tools at Noisebridge, laser cutter, Makerbot, RepRap, CNC mill
* [[Lasercutter| Laser Cutter]]
* [[Makerbot]]
* [[RepRap]]
* [[MaxNCMill]]
*[[Vinyl cutter]]

=== Computer Servers ===
* [[Tor|Our Tor server]]
* [[Noisebridge-Greet]], our general public internet terminal
* [[Pony]], a legendary login and file server
* [[Zebra]], a display unit for the [[Reverse Engineering Bar]]
* [[Donkey]], former display unit for the REBar, now asking to be used
* [[s1]], a server for production services related to the space
* [[Quagga]], a development and general use kiosk in the electronics lab
* [[Kiang]], a kiosk/? system built into a tabletop with a touchscreen
* [[Janky]], a janky system, made from whatever was available.
* [[Horsy]], where the audiovisual stuff lives

=== Physical Infrastructure ===
* [[Network]]
* [[Touch_Panels|Touch Panels]]
* [[Telephony|Voice over IP / Telephony]]
* [[Electrical_Map|Electrical Map]]
* [[Elevator]]
* [[Plumbing]]
* [[AV]]

=== Access Control ===
* [[Door Keys]]
* [[Access System|Electronic door lock]]
* [[Noisedoor]]

=== Bulk Orders ===
* [[Digikey Bulk Order|Digikey Bulk Order]]
* [[McMaster Bulk Order|McMaster Bulk Order]]
* [[Mega Arduino Order|Mega Arduino Order]]
* [[Adafruit Bulk Order]]

=== Facilities ===

* [[House Keeping]]
* [[2169 Utilities]]

=== Sources for project components ===
* [[Sources for electronic and other project components|External resources]]

[[Category:InTheSpace]]

Talk:86

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Talk:86

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peeps should try to date entries (i wonder if there's a way to do that automatically?). Example, one entry says "recently"-- who knows when "recently" was?

== reverend mik ==

stop delting my edits!!!! everybody knows hes not allowed back and hes spreading a bunch of garbage about noisebrigde! why am i the only one who cares about this????

- Hello previous poster. This is the Streisand Effect. If you call attention to the Reverend Mik entity disparaging Noisebridge... you have let him win. He's not hanging around the space anymore, why bother recognizing him?

- Also I'd probably stop deleting your entry if you used coherent sentences with proper spelling. The wiki is in English, use proper English.

== Censorship of Situation with RayC ==

Most recent December 17th version of [https://noisebridge.net/wiki/User:JeffreyATW JeffreyATW]'s excision of the uncensored text of RayC banning incident here is as follows: 
''Was caught living on top of the building's elevator in February-2014, and was banned for 6 months as a warning. He was caught living in the space again in December-2014. His health problems make it nearly impossible to trust what he will or not do in the future, since we are assuming he is not taking care of himself, and he has come across as severely disruptive to a select few of us in the Noisebridge community as of late. Therefore, [https://noisebridge.net/wiki/User:maltman23 Mitch] has [https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Meeting_Notes_2014_12_16 non-consensually decreed Rayc as unfit to be allowed into Noisebridge] ever again, despite the latter's many excellent efforts on behalf of the space over the last several years up to the present and despite a few of his contacts having access to valuable items recently requested for the space; such valuable items as donatable 24 and 48-port Gigabit Ethernet switches, extensive construction material (large boards for multiple kickass library bookcases),...etcetera.'' --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/188.138.1.229 188.138.1.229] 16:37, 17 December 2014 (UTC)

+ Anonymous edit bros unite --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/76.14.67.253 76.14.67.253] 09:43, 18 December 2014 (UTC)
 
~''Anonymous IP address [https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/76.14.67.253 76.14.67.253] maps to'' 
Wave Broadband (WAVEB), 401 Kirkland Park Place, Kirkland,WA 
''Interestingly, it turns out that links on the 86 page for the banning of Shawn Landden from the space in 2013 shows that Shawn was imprisoned for a time in Bellingham,WA; a quick ~1.5hr drive North from WAVEB's Kirkland address.'' 
''Speculation on that?'' --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/5.196.1.129 5.196.1.129] 00:09 19 December 2014 (UTC)
 
+ Yeah, definitly agree with the 1st para above. [https://noisebridge.net/wiki/User:maltman23 Mitch] and the NB cabal's basically thrown Rayce to the dogs in 86ing him at the last meeting. Nobody there big enough to stand up for Rayce and against "Scrooge" Altman before scrooge altm,an set up a Ghost of Christmas future :( --Blessed be podinski to at least try to put in [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2014-December/045773.html a good word for Rayce] :) --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/37.220.35.61 37.220.35.61] 07:09, 19 December 2014 (UTC)

+ to anonymous IP [https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/37.220.35.61 37.220.35.61] poster, 
If person posting from IP address [https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/76.14.67.253 76.14.67.253] '''is''' Shawn Landden or another anonymous supporter of RayC, one way to probe whether or not the moderator cabal can keep ignoring you is by lightly hacking the currently unprotected user pages of [[User:JeffreyATW|JeffreyATW]], [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], [[User:Rubin110|Rubin]], [[User:Tdfischer|Torrie]], [[User:bfb|Kevin]]. Nothing too vicious mind you, just enough to get their attention should be all ;) --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/209.239.123.90 209.239.123.90] 21:06, 19 December 2014 (UTC)

Don't live in the space. That's all we ask. --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/67.169.39.223 67.169.39.223] 17:42, 19 December 2014 (UTC) 
''and speaking about living, '''#HackerLivesMatter'''....Rayce's!'' --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/128.204.207.215 128.204.207.215] 16:28, 20 December 2014 (UTC) 

'''oh man you went there''' --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/76.14.67.253 76.14.67.253] 19:08, 20 December 2014 (UTC)

he got banned for real, then he started living in the space.
what more do you want --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/76.14.67.253 76.14.67.253] 19:12 19:12 20 December 2014 (UTC)

'''#HackerLivesMatter''' --[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/173.228.80.252 173.228.80.252] 11:38, 21 December 2014 (UTC)

I find the hashtag #HackerLivesMatter super offensive and you should all feel bad. 
--[https://noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/173.228.80.252 173.228.80.252] 11:38, 21 December 2014 (UTC)

21:49, 21 December 2014 (UTC)

Current Consensus Items

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This is a page for hosting consensus items currently under debate, with their formal wording.

The [[Consensus_Items_History|Consensus Items History]] is the public record of consensus items that have been decided on in the past. Please move the records from the "Current" page to the "History" page once they've been approved/blocked.

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
! Date First Discussed
! Proposed By
! Informal Title
! Summary and pull request.
! Author of this Record
|-
| 2014-11-15 || [[User:bfb]] || Access control and key distribution || RFID keys may be distributed in order to grant users access to Noisebridge. Keys should be seeded at the whim of the makers of the RFID access control system. Distributors of the keys should have the ability to distribute keys with two permissions: One permission grants actual access, the other permission grants the ability to distribute new keys with one or both permissions. || [[User:bfb]]
|-

Also see [[Onhold_consensus_items]] for proposals tabled until further notice.

Category:Events

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Official, Semi-Official, one-off and other events at the Noisebridge space.

=Event Calendar=
<onlyinclude>Not all events make it onto this calendar. Many events only make it to the [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/ Discussion] or [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/ Announcements] mailing lists, [[IRC]] or in person at [[:Category:Meeting_Notes | Tuesday meetings]]. Best of all, Noisebridge is about people getting together at the space in San Francisco to do stuff. DO pay attention, as some events just arise organically from the bottom up!

If you'd like to host an event yourself, we recommend bringing in at least one Noisebridge member, and getting advice on [[Hosting_an_Event|hosting an event]] at Noisebridge.

=== Upcoming Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=2 edit] ===


{{event
|time = Tuesday October 14 2014 18:00
|title = Ethical Social Engineering meeting for Project Root
|description = This will be the 2nd meeting of the E.S.E. for Project Root. We will be briefly covering last weeks material and then moving forward by diving deeper into the Mind O.S. model and talking about it's possible applications to enrich the Noisebridge culture and well as the hacker space culture itself. Check out the specific [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2014-October/045424.html Discussion list posting] for more info.
}}

{{event
|time = Saturday October 18 2014 19:15
|title = Noisebridge Lit Crawl event
|description = The Lit Crawl is an annual literary event featuring almost a hundred different readings that take place throughout the Mission. This will be the second time Noisebridge participates in the Lit Crawl. More information about the San Francisco Lit Crawl [http://litcrawl.org/sf/ here]. To read at this event please sign up [https://noisebridge.net/wiki/Noisebridge_Lit_Crawl_event here]. If you have questions about this event or wish to help organize or disorganize it, please contact james at jameswarner dot net.
}}

{{event
|time = Saturday November 22 2014
|title = Holiday
|description = Get what you really want with a Hacker Holiday - Workshops, demonstrations, and a Party at Noisebridge with art and entertainment. Bring your friends and projects!
}}

=== Recurring Events [https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Category:Events&action=edit&section=3 edit] ===


==== Mondays ====
* '''5:30 pm [[SafeSpaceWG]] drama resolution''' - discussion of problems and solutions relating to behavior in the space
* '''7:30 pm - 10:00 pm [[Circuit Hacking Mondays]]'''  ''<div style="padding-left: 30px; max-width: 725px;">- Learn to solder! And make cool things with electronics. [[User:maltman23|Mitch]], Rolf, [[User:Miloh|Miloh]], [[User:Cedric|Cedric]], Cheng, Greg, and/or a host of others will bring kits-for-purchase to make cool, hackable things for all skill levels that you can bring home after you make them! Many designed for '''absolute beginners'''! Bring your own projects to hack! Bring things to fix! All ages. All are welcome! See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Discuss list] and the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.</div>
* '''8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[Front-end Web Development]]''' - Learn HTML/CSS/JS. We're covering the basics and then going in-depth on different topics every week. Recap of last week's material starts at 7:30 pm. Join the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/webdev WebDev list] or the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for updates.
* [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Take Out the Trash Night -- Round One]] Be sure to put bins out by midnight as the trash truck comes between 1:30 to 2:30am.

==== Tuesdays ====
* '''6:00 pm - 7:00 pm [[Hack_and_Tell| Hack and Tell]]''' - We want you to share your projects, eat snacks and get acquainted. Casual meet and greet for all.
* '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [http://www.railsschool.org Ruby and Rails class]''' - Seminar and workshop for learning everything about Ruby, Rails, and web application development (Church classroom). See the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-announce Announce list] for weekly updates.
* '''7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]]'''- Crash course in the Python standard library, held in Turing. Beyond Beginning-level.
* '''7:00 pm [[Meetings|Noisebridge Weekly Meeting]]''' - Introducing new people and events to the space, general discussion, and decision-making on key issues. '''This is your space, folks. Come on out here in person to express what you think about what's going on with it!'''

==== Wednesdays ====
* 4:00 pm - 5:30 pm [[hackaway Microcontrollers: Module 1]] (Church Classroom) POSTPONED until January 2015 - New series for middle school and high school students. Introduction to electronics, prototyping, and programming.
* 6:00 pm - 8:00pm SF-LUG Weekly Linux Discussion Group, held in the Turing classroom.
* 6:30 pm - 8:30 pm [[BACE Timebank]] (1st Wednesdays every ''odd'' month) - Help organize community mutual aid by trading in equal time credits. To find out more and join go to [http://sfbace.org sfbace.org].
* 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm [[PyClass]]-Crash course in the Python standard library, held in Church. Beyond Beginner-level.
* 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[DreamTeam| Dream Team Neuro Hackery]] - EEG research & development project with general interest in sleep, dreaming, creative intelligence, and many loosely related topics such as: neurophysiology, signal processing, cognitive neuroscience, and (especially) hacking code and devices for data acquisition and analysis. Join us at the [[CollaborationStation]] (near the Hackatorium). Expect general discussion around 8 PM - usually moving along by 9 PM to focus on more technical aspects of current project.

==== Thursdays ====
* [[House_Keeping#Trash_and_Recycling|Trash Night -- Round Two]] - Take out the trash for Friday morning! Do it by midnight as truck comes 1:30-2:30am.

* 7:00 pm [[Digital Archivists]] - Learn how to scan books and help build book scanners.
* 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[UavGroup]] - Weekly meetup to collaborate on unmanned aerial vehicles.
* 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm [[3D Thursday]] Weekly meetup (non-3rd-thursdays) at Noisebridge focusing on 3D Printers, CNC machines, FabLabs, and replicating machines of all kinds.
* 8:00 pm [[Front-end_Web_Development#Lab|Front-end Web Development Lab]] - Understand by doing! A recap of Monday's lecture in workshop form - and a good time for one-on-one help with the material.
* '''8:00 pm [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' a.k.a. 5MoF - lightning 5min talks every 3rd Thursday of the month

==== Fridays ====
* 18:00 - 20:00 1st & 3rd Friday's [[DATA]] in Turing; understanding and using data
* 20:00 - 22:00 1st & 3rd Friday's [[FUN Tutoring]] @ [[CollaborationStation]]


==== Saturdays ====
* 12:00 pm - 2:00 pm '''[[Godwafflenoisepancakes]]''' An afternoon of noise music and vegan pancakes. Next show is December 13th and then January 12th. Turn it up... bring the noise!!!
* 12:00 pm - 6:00 pm '''[[modular|Modular and Analog Synth Workshop]]''' NEXT WORKSHOP TBA Learn the basics of analog synthesis on a modular synth with Douglas. we will meet in the church.

==== Sundays ====

* 12:30 pm - 7:30 pm [[Dungeons and Dragons]] in Church, currently looking for new players.
* 1:00 pm Monthly Lock Sport Collaboration: Come learn how to pick locks and learn more about them with the [http://www.tooolsf.org/ SF Bay Area chapter] of [http://toool.us/ TOOOL]. The group meets on alternating months at Noisebridge and in San Jose. Check the [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tooolsf-announce TOOOL SF announcement list] for details.
* 2:00 pm [[BAHA]] - [http://baha.bitrot.info Bay Area Hacker's Association] - security meeting (2nd Sundays only)
* 3:00 pm [[Go]] - Playing of the Go board game. On nice days we often take the boards to Dolores Park and play there.
* 5:00-7:30 pm [[How to start a startup]][http://startupclass.samaltman.com/] lecture viewings in Church. General Assembly 8/12/14. Wix.com 8/28/14 (not 8/26/14).
* 6:00 pm [[Plan 9]] class (if not Noisebridge check Sycamore)
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If you'd like to contact somebody at Noisebridge regarding these Events or even the Noisebridge Wiki itself, then please send an email message to one of the Board members listed in the [[Contacts]] list, e.g., <secretary@noisebridge.net> or <treasurer@noisebridge.net>

=== Orphaned Events ===
These events appear to be dormant or extinct.

* SAT 10:15 - 12:10 [[Juggling with Judy!]] Note: next class is scheduled for Saturday June 29th. Attention juggling fans! Judy will be at the 2013 World Juggling Day celebration Saturday June 15th at Ripley's Believe It Or Not Odditorium in San Francisco Fisherman's Warf - free event begins at 1. Come check it out!
* THU 18:00 - 21:00 '''[[Privacy Bay]]''' - A monthly meetup for Bay Area folks interested in privacy. Meets in Church on the last Thursday of the month.
* FRI 19:00 - 21:00 [[Anarchy_101|Anarchy 101]] - a class/seminar on what anarchy is and is not, and how it impacts us as individuals and as discrete groups.
* SUN 13:00 [[Songbridge]]: (Bi-monthly) Learn how to make and record music with a computerWe cover midi and vst as well as multi-track recordingBring your laptop.
* 20:00 - 22:00 [[Noise~_Wednesday | Noise~ Wed]] - Graphical media programming with Max/MSP/Jitter

*19:00 [[Tahoe-LAFS]] - Occasional meetup of users and/or developers of the Least Authority File System.

* 14:00 - 16:00 Android Developer Support Group - Meet up with other app developers in the library for a lightly structured knowledge-share.

=== Proposed Future Events and Classes ===
:'''(TBD)''': [[Sound Science]] A potential monthly lecture/demonstration series on the little known science behind sound reproductionTopics to include: Transducer Physics(speakers and mics), Room Acoustics, Signal Path and Cabling,Loudspeaker design 101, Music Production Tips for Big Sound, and How to make a small system sound HUGEEach session to include hands on projects like making speakers from stuff lying around, Non-Newtonian bass monsters, and ez speaker mods for anyoneIf interested contact the new guy-> MattLong8 at gmail dot com, 805 four five three - six zero nine seven
:'''(TBD)''': [[Modular Synthesis]] a bi-weekly (or monthly) group devoted to modular synthesizers> workshop will include modular sound synthesis styles and techniques, a study of different modules and their functions, ie voltage controlled oscillator, voltage controlled filter, low frequency oscillator, envelope generator ect and how these modules interact with each other, what control voltage and triggers are..... as well as one on one time for each student with the modular, which is a 60 space large format Moog style modular synthesizer with big knobs and 1/4 jacks including performance and other awesomeness by Douglas. contact Douglas at greenshoos at gmail dotcom
:'''(TBD)''': [[VideoHacking]] a weekly video/video art devoted hacker group, including experiments in the 3D vr realm...if interested contact julialc4@gmail.com
:Wednesdays at 21:00 [[Brewing Bridge]] - Malakkar Proposal: Learn how to make your drinks fun AND antibacterial, using yeastThis will be recurring if enough interest or need is presentAssociated items - what to do with brewing leftovers, and brewers sample hour, etc.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Probability]] - Weekly probability study group based on [http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-041-probabilistic-systems-analysis-and-applied-probability-spring-2006/related-resources/ Fundamentals of Applied Probability Theory] by Al Drake
:'''(TBD)''': [[Mandarin Corner|Mandarin]] - Learn or practice Mandarin, all levels. Also currently on hiatus. Get on the mailing list.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Movie Night!]] - [[User:ThOMG|Thom]] wants to build community through nerdy sci-fi! (+Bill+Ted+Excellence++) (how about a Friday hacker movie night? -[[User:Carl|Carl]])
:'''(TBD)''': [[Introduction to the AVR Microcontroller]] - [[User:Mightyohm|Jeff]] and [[User:Maltman23|Mitch]] are planning an introductory class for people wanting to make cool projects with AVRs.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Basic Chemistry Lab Techniques]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cuddle Puddle for the Economy]] - Stress-hacking with informal massage exchange.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Milk and Cookies]] - Come read your favorite selections out loudWith Milk and Cookies (and yeah, probably beer too).
:'''(TBD)''': [[Processing Workshop 2]] - [[User:Scmurray|Scott]] is interested in teaching this, and is busy thinking about what, where, when, why, and how.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Hack your Hardware]] -- We call BS on "no user-serviceable parts inside"
:'''(TBD)''': [[Homebrew Instruction Class]] - The Wort (pt 1/3)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Trip to Shooting Range]] - Field trip to a shooting range, to shoot guns Express interest at [[Trip to Shooting Range]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Surface Mount Soldering Workshop]] - Learn how to solder cicuits with small surface mount parts [[User:maltman23|Mitch Altman]] and Martin Bogomolni and others will show their tricks [[User:maltman23|Mitch]] will bring hackable kits that uses surface mounts for you to solder<-YES!(mattlong8 at gmail dot com)
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Version control tutorial]]
:'''(TBD)''' - [[Foreign language learning for rocket scientists]] - I'm near-native (fool people when I try) in (French and) Japanese, and a pro trans/terpreter and will share my shortcuts (skill-order, vocab, speed/articulation, translation≅grammar)No expertise on tonal languages yet..so if you know how to remember tones or how tone-sandhi interacts with speed and/or how nuances of speaker attitude are expressed in them (what we do with rythm/inflection/sentence-intonation and stress in Eng., and with particles and ??? in e.gCantonese) please chime in or call me (415-608-0564) so I can convey your wisdom[also looking for a from-scratch Arabic partner]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Getting started with Arduino]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Distributed Databases]]
:'''(TBD)''': [[Node.js Beginners Session]] - Interested in learning about Node.js? I amMaybe these guys want to teach it: http://www.meetup.com/Joyent-Cloud-User-Group/events/81311542/

:'''(TBD)''': [[Scrum Club]] - I though I'd test the waters and see if anyone was interested in a noisebridge scrum club details are here http://scrumclub.org/scrum-clubs/ if inturested hit me up twitter: @theabcasian, facebook: http://www.facebook.com/theabcasian
:'''(TBD)''': [[CNC Mill Workshop]] - Who wants to make stuff on the [[MaxNCMill]]?
:'''(TBD)''': [[Math & Science Help]] - If you would like some math, science or engineering help, I'm down to lend a hand.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Cyborg Group|Cyborg Group / Sensebridge]] - Work on projects like artificial senses Someone needs to lead this!
:'''(TBD)''': [[OpenEEG]] - Brain techHas historically met on Sundays, at the behest of interested parties.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Programming_for_Poets | Programming for Poets]] - Gentle intro to programming using Processing
:'''(TBD)''': [[World Builders & Simgineers]] - Work together to create a beautiful & open virtual world & platform.
:'''(TBD)''': [[PlunderBridge]] - Metal detecting, detector technology & treasure hunting expeditions.
:'''(TBD)''': [[Ruby Mining]] - Ruby on Rails basics, interactive working group
:'''(TBD)''': [[MoinMoin Wiki]] - MoinMoin Wiki (details see there)
:'''(TBD)''': [[Noisebridge Fundraiser 2013]]

= Past Events =

===2013===
*{{event
|time = Friday, August 9, 5:00pm
|title = Noisebridge Party Setup
|description = Volunteers will be preparing the space for Saturday's show. There are no scheduled conflicts; you might be asked to move multiple times by someone pushing a broom and assembling a raised stage simultaneously.
|}}

*{{event
|time = Saturday, August 10, 4:00pm
|title = Noisebridge "______ the Bridge" Party
|description = a summer fundraising party for Noisebridge, which YOU are invited to!
|suggested donation = $10, but no one turned away for lack of funds
|}}

*{{event
|time = Sunday, August 11, 2:00pm
|title = Bay Area Hackers' Association Meeting
|description = Jon Callas presenting on [[BAHA/2013-08-11|Secure Communications, Privacy, Counter-Surveillance]].
|}}

* '''Wednesday, May 22, 7.00 pm: Instructables Build Night''' - Bare Conductive, Instructables will supply Bare Conductive paint pens and pizza. Come experiment with the paint and post some Instructables. This is a FREE event.

===2012===
* '''December 20, Thursday, 20:00 - 22:00 - [[5MoF|5 Minutes of Fame]]''' - Following up on its triumphant return in November, 5MoF is back with another showcase of lightning talks & other good stuff, with your host Sir Danny O'Brien! Details TBA
*'''Tuesday Feb14th, 18:00 to 20:00''' ZiP MegaZine releases its inaugural issue with '''My Noisy Valentine''' Zine Release Microparty in the Noisebridge cafeFor more info follow [[zine | this]] link.
* '''Wednesday, Jan30, 20:00-22:00''' [[zine|ZiP]] meeting for zine-makers & others with an interest in printing & self-publishingThe meeting 1/30/13 is our first since mid-2012We plan to hold them regularly from now on at this time (Wednesday 8pm)This meeting will be informal & will probably take place in the printing/lasercutter area of the hackerspace.

===2011===

* '''September 11th 14:00 to 17:00''' - The San Francisco Chapter of the Open Organisation Of Lockpickers and Bay Area Hacker's Association present a joint meeting on [https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Locksport locksport]
*'''August 4, 7PM, Thursday''' - [http://zeidman.net Bob Zeidman] will be giving a talk on video games and intellectual property, hosted by TheMADEHe will also speak about IP infringement cases.
*'''August 9, 6:30PM, Tuesday''' - [http://www.meetup.com/makesf/events/26413241/ Make:SF] - Chris Jefferies will speak about the wireless sensor kit he is developing and we are bringing back our all star soldering kits.

* '''April 13th, 19:00''' - Kombucha fermentation class with [[BioBridge]]
*'''April 7th, 20:00''' - [[In-Depth|Noisebridge: In-Depth]] Our monthly lecture and round tableThis month's speaker will be Aragorn! his lecture will be "Anarchism & technology: An unbridgeable chasm"
*'''April 4th, 20:00''' - Camp KDE PartyCome and meet part of the KDE North America community and get a quick overview of this year's [http://camp.kde.org/ Camp KDE] conferenceThere will be beer
*'''April 3rd, 16:00''' - NoiseCaching: Meet-up to build some geocaches, and talk about making geocoinsThen we'll head out to find some local caches and place caches we made[http://www.geocaching.com More info about Geocaching here]
* '''March 20th, 19:00''' [[Hack Politics]] meetup -- the first meetup to figure out how we in the hacker community can effectively mobilize and create meaningful change in these interesting times
* '''March 12th, 12:00-18:00 - Noisebridge Hackathon!''' Second Saturday Hackathon is a casual monthly event dedicated to working on the space or relevant projects and building community This is a great time to get feedback or help on any projects you have been considering that center around the space, culture, and infrastructure of Noisebridge You can also help with existing projects and find out ways to get involved.
* '''March 10, Thursday, 19:00 - Group Grammar Clinic''' - Church Classroom - Donations gladly accepted - A clinic for grammar and writing evaluationPlease bring your web/social or technical writing for us to evaluateBring your laptop as well Collaboration groupware possibly provided(Please suggest groupware software to use if you wish)Constructive feedback from other group members is encouraged so that this clinic is a group process- Facilitator: [[User:Owen|Owen]] (opietro@yahoo.com)
* '''March 9th, 20:00''' - Ferment and filter a mash! [[fermentation logs]]

===2010===
* '''Sunday, August 22, 19:00 CLUB-MATE DROPOFF AND TASTING PARTY''' Nick Farr will be in town to drop off Club-Mate ordered by San Franciscans!
* '''June 5th, 12:00-19:00 - [[NoiseBridgeRehab]]''' - Help make the space more usable and accessible! Noisebridge needs your help!
* '''June 5th, 16:00-20:00 - [[Science For Juggalos]]''' - Science Fair in front of the Warfield Theater teaching magnetism to Juggalos
* '''June 6th, 15:00 - [[AVC Meetup]]''' - Entrepreneurial bonding & matchmaking
* '''June 9th, 21:00 - Your liver supports Noisebridge''' - Come to Elixir @ 16th & Guerrero anytime after 21:00 and drink, drink, drink! 50% of tips go to Noisebridge
* '''February 27th, 20:00 - [[Hacker EPROM]]''' - Noisebridge's first prom! Nice tie and a (robot) date requiredWe will have a DJ and punch.
* '''February 24th, 19:00, Wednesday - Joris Peels, of [http://www.shapeways.com Shapeways]''', and expert on 3D printing, will give a [[ShaperwaysPresentation | talk and demonstration]] at Noisebridge!.
* '''February 23rd, 18:00 - Cleaning day''' - Come and help clean Noisebridge, because everyone loves a clean hack space.
* '''February 12th, 21:00 - visit from Steve Jackson'''Game designer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_%28US_game_designer%29 Steve Jackson], founder of Steve Jackson Games, will visit Noisebridge.
* '''January 27th, 18:00-20:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Workshop]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] (contact [[User:Gpvillamil|Gian Pablo]] for more info)
* '''January 27th, 20:00-22:00 - [[beatrixjar event|Circuit Bending Performance]]''' - [http://www.beatrixjar.com/ Beatrix*JAR] - "Celebrate a night of new sound that will change your idea of music forever!"
* '''January 25th, 19:30 - [[Bag Porn]]''' - What's in your bag?
* '''January 20th, 19:00-21:00 - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat/about Bay Categories & Types]''' - Categories, monoids, monads, functors and more! Held in the Alonzo Church classroom.
* '''January 20th, 19:00 - [[User Experience Book Club SF]]''' - Our book this month is "A Theory of Fun for Game Design" by Raph Koster - http://is.gd/6sEqw (meets in Turing)
* '''January 21st, 20:00 - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]''' - Monthly set of lightning talks on diverse topics
* '''January 22nd, 17:00 - [[CleaningParty| Cleaning Party]]''' - Come help clean up Noisebridge! Awsum fun!
* ...January 14th,16th, and 17th 1:00- ??? Build Out day for kitchen/bathroom/laundry bring yourself and a good attitude, learn a few things as well
* '''January 15th, 18:00 - [[CNC_Mill_Workshop]]''' - Learn to use the CNC mill for 2D engraving and circuit board routing
* Thursdays 17:00 [[ASL Group|American Sign Language]] - Learn how to talk without using your voice (or just come chat in ASL)[http://whenisgood.net/noisebridge/asl/generic click to reschedule]

===2009===
* '''November 18th, 19:30''' - [[Dorkbot_2009_11_18|Dorkbot]]
* '''November 19th, 18:00''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
* '''November 19th, 20:00''' - [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
* '''November 20th, 18:00''' - Loud Objects [http://www.flickr.com/photos/createdigitalmedia/3428249036/ Noise Toy workshop].
* '''November 20th, 20:00''' - Performance by [http://www.loudobjects.com/ Loud Objects], (featuring Tristan Perich and Lesley Flanigan) and [http://www.myspace.com/jibkidder Jib Kidder].
:'''2009-11-05''' - [http://www.server-sky.com/ Server Sky presentation: Internet and Computation in Orbit] by Keith Lofstrom
:'''2009-11-05''' - [[Mesh meetup]]
:'''2009-11-02''' - [[French]] book club meeting to discuss [http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/2842612892/ref=ord_cart_shr?_encoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance Une Si Longue Lettre]
: ''' October 1st, 18:00''' - [[Wireless_Mesh_Network_Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
: ''' October 1st, 19:00''' - [http://groups.google.com/group/bacat Bay Area Categories and Types]
: '''2009-10-03''' [[Year 1 Open Hacker House]]
:'''Friday''': [[CrazyCryptoNight]] - Discussion of cryptography for beginners through experts6-???
:'''Sunday''' : [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] Sundays, at 3-5pm.
:'''Monday''': [[German]] - Learn German, all levels7pm beginners, 8pm advancedRSVP 24 hours in advance for the benefit of the instructorEvents ran May-November 2009Currently on Thursdays at 8Get on the mailing list.
:'''Tuesday''': [[Haskell/Haschool]] - Learn Haskell with Jason Dusek 6PM - 7:30PM, from May until we're all experts.
:'''Wednesday''': [[Adobe_Lightroom|Adobe Lightroom]] - Become a more organized photographerWeekly class (mostly held off site).
:'''Thursday''': [[Professional VFX Compositing With Adobe After Effects]] - Taught by [[User:SFSlim|Aaron Muszalski]]7:30PM - 10PM, most Thursdays in May & June & ? (click through dammit)
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] 3D Edition
:'''2009-09-17''': [[Wireless Mesh Network Meetup | Mesh wireless meetup]]
:'''2009-08-20''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] One Dee Edition
:'''2009-07-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] Zero Dee
:'''2009-07-02 - 2009-07-05''': [http://toorcamp.org Toorcamp]
:'''2009-07-01''': Noisedroid meeting to discuss location logging on Android platform (and other stuff too, I'm sure)
:'''2009-06-30''': [[Powerbocking Class|Powerbocking class]]
:'''2009-06-30''': "Suing Telemarketers for Fun and Profit" (Toorcamp talk preview)
:'''2009-06-28''': "Meditation for Hackers" (Toorcamp workshop preview)
:'''2009-06-18''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-06-15''': [[Eagle Workshop]] Session two of the Eagle CAD workshop.
:'''2009-06-13''': [[RoboGames 2009]] Noisebridge had a booth staffed by vounteers, great fun!
:'''2009-05-21''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-04-27''': [[EagleCAD workshop]] -- learn to use this CAD tool for printed circuit board design
:'''2009-04-16''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]] April showers & flowers edition
:'''2009-04-11''': [[RFID Hacking]] weekend workshop (this event moved from the original March date)
:'''2009-04-05''': [[First aid and CPR class]] Learning how to not only not die, but also reduce scarring!
:'''2009-04-03''': [[Sudo pop]] 2PM and onMaking the first batch of a Noisebridge label yerba mate-niated rootbrew, gratis and DIY
:'''2009-03-26''': [[OpenEEG | OpenEEG Hacking]] first meet up for this new group: 8 pm
:'''2009-03-19''': [[Five Minutes of Fame]]
:'''2009-03-12''': [[OpenBTS and GSM]] talk by David Burgess
:'''2009-02-14''': [[Open Heart Workshop]] Valentine's Day blinkyheart soldering party!
:'''2009-02-13''': [[Time-t_Party|<tt>time_t</tt> Party]] to celebrate 1,234,567,890 since the Unix epoch.
:'''2009-02-09''': [[Spanish learning at 8:30]]
:'''2009-02-05''': [[PGP Key Workshop]]
:'''2009-01-31''': [[Locksport and Lockpicking]]

===2008===
:'''2008-12-27''': [[25C3]] Chaos Computer Congress in Berlin
:'''2008-12-20 & 21''': [[Creme Brulee]] Workshop on creating a french dessert, with bonus propane torch.
:'''2008-12-17 20:00''': [[Machine Learning]] Birds-of-a-feather
:'''2008-11-24''': [[Circuit Hacking Monday]] circuit design workshop
:'''2008-11-21, 7pm''':[[Milk and Cookies]] -- [[User:Dmolnar|David Molnar]] hosts Milk and Cookies at 83CBring a short 5-7minute thing to read to othersBring a potluck cookie/snack/drink if you likeDavid will bring milk and cookies.
:'''2008-11-17, 7:30pm''': [[Basic Bicycle Maintain]] - [[User:rubin110|Rubin]] and [[User:rigel|rigel]] hate it when we see a bike that isn't maintainedScreechy chains and clacking derailleur can go to hellBasic bike tune up, sharing the smarts on simple things you can do at home to make your ride suck a whole lot less.
:'''2008-11-16, 5:00pm''': [[RepRap Soldering Party]] - help assemble RepRap! RSVPs required on wiki! [[User:Adi|adi]]
:'''2008-11-16, 3:00pm''': [[Oscilloscopes]] - Learn how to use this versatile tool to test electronic circuits Maximum 6 slots, please sign up ahead of time! [[User:dstaff|dstaff]]
:'''2008-10-31''': [[Halloween Open House]] - NoiseBridge's own [[PPPC]] threw an awesome open house/halloween galaPost pictures if you got 'em!
:'''2008-10-25''': [[Soldering Workshop]] and Pumpkin Hackin' - Learn to solder for total newbies (or learn to solder better!), including surface mountAdditionally, carve your halloween pumpkins and enjoy some experimental pumpkin pie and/or soup.
:'''2008-10-07''': (tuesday before meeting) - Etch a circuit boardI'll be trying a photo resist etching and a basic printed mask etchingThis is step 1/3 for a project called "annoying USB thingie" which will execute pre-defined keystrokes by sneaking a tiny USB dongle onto a victim^h^h^h^h^h buddy's computer.
:'''2008-09-13''': [[Processing Workshop]] — Learn this very easy-to-use programming language! - [[Processing Workshop Report]]
:'''2008-02-16''': [[Brain Machine Workshop|Brain Machine Making Workshop]]: Our first hardware sprint!

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Noisebridge is a [http://hackerspaces.org/ hackerspace] for technical-creative projects, [[Do-ocracy|doocratically]] run by our members. We are [[Incorporation|a non-profit educational institution]] intended for public benefit. We operate primarily in a 5,200 square-foot space located in the heart of San Francisco. We teach, we learn, we share. [[Noisebridge_Vision|Read more about Noisebridge]] or [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wamwklXWK4M watch a short video]…

We are committed to providing a safe space to work, learn, and play. Please read and understand our [[anti-harassment policy]] and [[community standards]]. This is how we expect people to behave when they are at Noisebridge, and you should also expect this standard of behavior from others in the space.

Noisebridge relies on your donations to continue operating. If you have found Noisebridge useful, please consider [[donate|donating]] to help us keep operating.

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|width="100%"|'''Noisebridge will be closed for the month of July.''' Access to the space will be restricted to make way for electrical and other critical cleanups and retrofits. The tentative closure schedule is as follows:
* June 23rd - 30th: "soft close" to allow work to be done to prep for Survey Inspection
* July 1st: "hard close" - major cleanout of the space (necessary to allow all electrical work to be done)
* August 1st: "soft reopening" - work will still be in progress, but guests will be allowed.
* August 15th: Grand Reopening and Kickass Fundraising Party to benefit the Noisebridge Reboot.

[https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-announce/2014-June/001114.html Further details can be found in this announcement message.]

* Note that our associated hackerspace in Oakland, [https://sudoroom.org/ Sudo Room], is tentatively planning to relocate to its new [http://wiki.omni-oakland.org/w/Main_Page Omni Oakland Collective] location at some point within this Upgrade/Reboot time-period. Please see Sudo Room's [https://lists.sudoroom.org/pipermail/sudo-announce/ Announce list] postings as well as postings by both hackerspaces' members at the [https://www.noisebridge.net/mailman/listinfo/noisebridge-discuss Noisebridge Discuss list] for further status on this local hackerspace alternative available during our July closure.
 
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|style="padding:0px 6px 3px 6px;border-left:1px solid #990000;border-bottom:1px solid #990000;border-right:1px solid #990000;"|We're located at: <center>'''[[Getting Here|2169 Mission St]], San Francisco''' [http://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=37.762352&mlon=-122.419372&zoom=16 OpenStreetMap] - [http://maps.google.com/?q=2169+Mission+Street,+94110 Google Maps] 2 blocks South of [[Getting_Here#Getting_Here_by_BART | 16th & Mission BART]]</center><ul><li>[[Getting_In | How to get into the space]]</li><li>Noisebridge's committment to being a [[The Anti-Harassment Policy | safe space]] and other [[community standards]]</li><li>[[About]]</li></ul>||width="16px" style="background:#ffffff;"| ||style="padding:0px 6px 3px 6px;border-left:1px solid #990000;border-bottom:1px solid #990000;border-right:1px solid #990000;"|<ul><li>[[Resources|What we offer]]</li><li>[[:Category:Events|Events and classes]]</li><li>[[Hosting an Event|Host an event]]</li><li>[[Noisebridge Vision | Learn about our vision]]</li><li>'''[[Mailinglist|Join one of our mailing lists]]'''</li><li>[[#Get_in_Touch|Contact us]]</li><li>[[How_to_join_Noisebridge | Join our community]] </li> </ul>||width="16px" style="background:#ffffff;"| ||style="padding:0px 6px 3px 6px;border-left:1px solid #990000;border-bottom:1px solid #990000;border-right:1px solid #990000;"|<ul><li>[[Membership|Become a member]]! [[Membership/FAQ|FAQ]]! Pay monthly sub: [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Dues%20%28Starving%20Hacker%29&cy_code=USD&a3=40&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $40/mo] [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Dues%20%28Standard%29&cy_code=USD&a3=80&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $80/mo] [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Dues%20%28Doing%20well%29&cy_code=USD&a3=160&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $160/mo]</li><li>[[Donate or Pay Dues|Make a monthly donation]]! [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Donation%20%28Affiliate%20Member%29&cy_code=USD&a3=10&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $10/mo] [https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Donation%20%28Affiliate%20Member%29&cy_code=USD&a3=20&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $20/mo][https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Donation%20%28Affiliate%20Hacker%29&cy_code=USD&a3=40&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $40/mo][https://www.paypal.com/subscriptions/business=treasurer@noisebridge.net&item_name=Noisebridge%20Monthly%20Donation%20%28Affiliate%29&cy_code=USD&a3=80&p3=1&t3=M&src=1 $80/mo]</li><li>[[Donate or Pay Dues|'''Other ways to donate!''']]</li></ul>
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<big>Create With Us!</big>
<div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; text-align: center; position: relative;">
[[Image:Tour_Thumbnail.jpg|200px|link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wGMjRJpLCA]] 
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wGMjRJpLCA Watch this video tour of the space.]
</div>
Our [[2169_Mission|5,200 square-foot space (483m2)]] contains an [[Electronics_Lab|electronics lab]], [[Shop|machine shop]], [[Sewing|sewing/crafting supplies]], [[Classrooms|two classrooms]], [[Conference_Area|conference area]], [[library|library]], [[Darkroom|darkroom]], and [[Kitchen|kitchen]]. [[Diversity|Everyone]] is welcome to use [[Resources|our many resources]]. Find others to create with. Find help with your projects. Help others with their projects. Learn, teach, share. Come to Noisebridge and create! Noisebridge's public [[Hours|hours]] are now 24/7. New visitors are welcome any time (all ages, all skill levels), but it's best to visit when members are present or during an event to make sure we have a volunteer to show you around and make introductions.
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[[Image:2169mission.jpg|thumb|right|Front door to our space at 2169 Mission]]
[[Image:Arduinos For Total Newbies workshop.jpg|thumb|right|Arduino for Total Newbies Workshop at Noisebridge]]
[[Image:Noisebridge tools.jpg|thumb|right|A space to learn and create neat things]]
[[Image:Noisebridge_Soldering_Workshop.jpg|thumb|right|[[Circuit_Hacking_Mondays|Soldering Workshop]] at Noisebridge]]
[[Image:Skittlevodka.jpg|thumb|right|Hacking, it's more than just electronics]]
[[Image:Starfive - q's noisebridge project.jpg|thumb|right|Craft hacking]]
[[Image:Noiz_spacemap2012.jpg|thumb|right|digital blueprint of the space as of Nov. 2012]]

== [[:Category:Events|Events and Classes]] ==

Want to attend a class or event? Before you arrive or once you're at the space, just ask the teacher or event organizer if you can be their guest. [[Getting_In#Staying_In | Read more about our access policy]]. Please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.
{{:Category:Events}}
''You'' '''don't''' ''need to be a member to participate in a class or workshop at Noisebridge!'''''

'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, here are some [[Hosting an Event]] tips.

== Info ==

[[Intro Poster]]: How we explain ourselves to new visitors.

[[Resources]]: Stuff in the space -- computer network & servers, project areas, tools, bulk orders from Digikey/McMaster/Mouser.

[[Safety|Safety in the Space]]: What to do in case of an emergency.

[[Press Coverage]]: mentions of Noisebridge in the media (both blog and dead tree).

[[Identity]]: A collection of resources revolving around our identity and logo.

[[The Neighborhood]]: What's in the neighborhood around 2169 Mission

[[Hosting an Event|Hosting an Event at Noisebridge]]: Suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.

[[Hackerspace Infos]]: Howtos, Background, and friendly Hackerspaces elsewhere.

== Get in Touch ==
* '''Press: Please see our [[Press Kit]] - Includes press contacts, pictures, background info, etc.'''
* [[Contacts]] - General contact details for the space
* [[Mailinglist]] - Best way to keep informed of upcoming events
* [[People]]
* [[Twitter]]
* [[IRC|IRC channel]] - irc://chat.freenode.net/#noisebridge
* [[Payphone|Call the red payphone]] - This option is temporarily unavailable
* [[MemoryHole|Legal Requests (information removal, etc)]]
* Here is our '''mailing address''' (different from our physical address): 
          '''Noisebridge''' 
          '''2261 Market Street #235-A''' 
          '''San Francisco, CA 94114'''

[[Image:Passport-badge2.png‎|right|link=Passport|Hackerspace Passports accepted here]]
* Or just [[Getting Here|drop by the space]]. We're open 24/7. New visitors should read up on [[getting in]]. ''all ages, all skill levels'': 
          [[Getting Here|'''2169 Mission St, 3rd floor''']] 
          '''San Francisco, CA 94110'''

== Status ==
'''Noisebridge is up!''' We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and rented our first physical space as of October 1st 2008. We quickly outgrew our first space and have been at our much larger 5,200 square-foot second location since October 1st 2009. We are a [[Incorporation|tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization]] as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008.

Noisebridge

2014-03-27T03:30:37Z

37.130.227.133:

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[[File:norton.jpg|400px|left|Emperor of Noisebridge]]
<big>
At the peremptory request and desire of a large majority of the citizens of these United States, I, Joshua Norton, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, and now for the last 9 years and 10 months past of S. F., Cal., declare and proclaim myself Emperor of this Noisebridge; and in virtue of the authority thereby in me vested, do hereby order and direct the representatives of the different States of the Union to assemble in the Hacktorium, of this Noisebridge, on the 26th day of March. next, then and there to make such alterations in the existing laws of Noisebridge as may ameliorate the evils under which the hackerspace is laboring, and thereby cause confidence to exist, both at home and abroad, in our stability and integrity.

—NORTON I, Emperor of Noisebridge
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<big>Create With Us!</big>
<div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; text-align: center; position: relative;">
[[Image:Tour_Thumbnail.jpg|200px|link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wGMjRJpLCA]] 
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wGMjRJpLCA Watch this video tour of the space.]
</div>
Our [[2169_Mission|5,200 square-foot space (483m2)]] contains an [[Electronics_Lab|electronics lab]], [[Shop|machine shop]], [[Sewing|sewing/crafting supplies]], [[Classrooms|two classrooms]], [[Conference_Area|conference area]], [[library|library]], [[Darkroom|darkroom]], and [[Kitchen|kitchen]]. [[Diversity|Everyone]] is welcome to use [[Resources|our many resources]]. Find others to create with. Find help with your projects. Help others with their projects. Learn, teach, share. Come to Noisebridge and create! Noisebridge's public [[Hours|hours]] are now 24/7. New visitors are welcome any time (all ages, all skill levels), but it's best to visit when members are present or during an event to make sure we have a volunteer to show you around and make introductions.
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[[Image:2169mission.jpg|thumb|right|Front door to our space at 2169 Mission]]
[[Image:Arduinos For Total Newbies workshop.jpg|thumb|right|Arduino for Total Newbies Workshop at Noisebridge]]
[[Image:Noisebridge tools.jpg|thumb|right|A space to learn and create neat things]]
[[Image:Noisebridge_Soldering_Workshop.jpg|thumb|right|[[Circuit_Hacking_Mondays|Soldering Workshop]] at Noisebridge]]
[[Image:Skittlevodka.jpg|thumb|right|Hacking, it's more than just electronics]]
[[Image:Starfive - q's noisebridge project.jpg|thumb|right|Craft hacking]]
[[Image:Noiz_spacemap2012.jpg|thumb|right|digital blueprint of the space as of Nov. 2012]]

== Events and Classes ==
'''[[:Category:Events|Full Event Listing]]''' | '''[https://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=1uesj915rces4cbmcr8j3sg8t0%40group.calendar.google.com&ctz=America/Los_Angeles Unofficial Google Calendar]'''

Want to attend a class or event? Before you arrive or once you're at the space, just ask the teacher or event organizer if you can be their guest. [[Getting_In#Staying_In | Read more about our access policy]]. Please see our [[Hosting an Event|events hosting page]] for suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.
{{:Category:Events}}
''You'' '''don't''' ''need to be a member to participate in a class or workshop at Noisebridge!'''''

'''Want to host your event at Noisebridge?''' We like seeing classes and talks on interesting things pertaining to various subjects of hacking. Most of all, we like seeing familiar faces. Please participate in the space and our [[Meetings|weekly Tuesday meetings]] to see if we're the right audience for what you want to share before announcing a new event. Additionally, here are some [[Hosting an Event]] tips.

== Info ==

[[Intro Poster]]: How we explain ourselves to new visitors.

[[Resources]]: Stuff in the space -- computer network & servers, project areas, tools, bulk orders from Digikey/McMaster/Mouser.

[[Safety|Safety in the Space]]: What to do in case of an emergency.

[[Press Coverage]]: mentions of Noisebridge in the media (both blog and dead tree).

[[Identity]]: A collection of resources revolving around our identity and logo.

[[The Neighborhood]]: What's in the neighborhood around 2169 Mission

[[Hosting an Event|Hosting an Event at Noisebridge]]: Suggestions on how to use Noisebridge for your event/class/workshop.

[[Hackerspace Infos]]: Howtos, Background, and friendly Hackerspaces elsewhere.

== Get in Touch ==
* '''Press: Please see our [[Press Kit]] - Includes press contacts, pictures, background info, etc.'''
* [[Contacts]] - General contact details for the space
* [[Mailinglist]] - Best way to keep informed of upcoming events
* [[People]]
* [[Twitter]]
* [[IRC|IRC channel]] - irc://chat.freenode.net/#noisebridge
* [[Payphone|Call the red payphone]] - This option is temporarily unavailable
* [[MemoryHole|Legal Requests (information removal, etc)]]
* Here is our '''mailing address''' (different from our physical address): 
          '''Noisebridge''' 
          '''2261 Market Street #235-A''' 
          '''San Francisco, CA 94114'''

[[Image:Passport-badge2.png‎|right|link=Passport|Hackerspace Passports accepted here]]
* Or just [[Getting Here|drop by the space]]. We're open 24/7. New visitors should read up on [[getting in]]. ''all ages, all skill levels'': 
          [[Getting Here|'''2169 Mission St, 3rd floor''']] 
          '''San Francisco, CA 94110'''

== Status ==
'''Noisebridge is up!''' We began building Noisebridge in February 2007. Since December 2007 we've had regular Tuesday meetings, and rented our first physical space as of October 1st 2008. We quickly outgrew our first space and have been at our much larger 5,200 square-foot second location since October 1st 2009. We are a [[Incorporation|tax-exempt 501(c)(3) organization]] as of July 2009, retroactive to October 2008.

User:Setient

2014-01-29T23:59:21Z

37.130.227.133: setient told me that his membership application was blocked

I am a systems engineer who likes setting up all sorts of servers. I love automation and solving problems of any type.

(some way to contact Setient should go here) setient@gmail.com or setient on irc.

=== Associate Membership ===
Please endorse me!

#Gregorydillon 12/31/2013 He helped me out with some good information. He appears as a knowledgeable guy who cares about Noisebridge.
#[[User:Malaclyps|danny]]
#[[User:Jake|Jake]]
#[[User:Ravyn|Ravyn]]

Excellence

2013-11-21T10:11:38Z

37.130.227.133: Let's make certain we can reach someone at NB if we notice someone abusing these standards.

This page exists to provide an insight into our shifting morass of Community standards. These principles and standards are not necessarily the [[Consensus]] of Noisebridge.
 The only hard and fast rule of Noisebridge is to [[Vision#Excellence | '''be excellent to each other''']], further codified in the [https://github.com/noisebridge/anti-harassment Anti-Harassment Policy page]. Hopefully, the community in its entirety can ensure that this page continues to reflect what we think.
 Everything else is ''dicta''.
 

= Purpose =

* Noisebridge is a place for hacking, hackers, and learning to hack.
* Noisebridge operates by do-ocracy and consensus.
* The [[Noisebridge Vision]] describes what we are for, and what we are about.

= Disagreement =

* If you disagree with your fellow hacker it would be excellent to [[Conflict Resolution | work out your differences]] with them.
* If you cannot work out your differences one-on-one, it would be excellent to work out your differences through [[mediation]].

= Entrance and Membership =

* You do not need to be a Regular Member to hack at Noisebridge or to participate in the community here.
* It is [[Noisebridge_Vision#Excellence | excellent]] to take responsibility for the actions of anyone you invite or let into Noisebridge.
* It is [[Noisebridge_Vision#Excellence | excellent]] to use the resources of Noisebridge to hack and to actively participate in the community.
* You are actively encouraged to consider becoming a Regular or Associate Member of Noisebridge as described in the [[Membership | Regular Membership]] and [[Associate Membership]] pages.

= Conflict and Emergency =
* [[Conflict_Resolution]]
*We want Noisebridge to be a welcoming experience for everyone who visits.
*We don't have absolute hard-and-fast rules. We do have [[Guidelines|a page on the Wiki]] that lists some guidelines that have proved useful predictors of whether you will annoy people.
*Please respect your fellow hackers by not disparaging them based on unfair grounds such as race, gender, sexual orientation, disability, and income or lack thereof; and by not making uninvited sexual comments toward others.
*If someone asks you to leave them alone or to otherwise stop a behavior that is directed toward them, please do so. Continued unwanted behavior directed toward another person is [[Harassment]].
*People who harass others or cause multiple complaints of disrespectful behavior may be asked to leave.
** It is considered [[Vision#Excellence | excellent]] to [[Do-ocracy | do-ocratically]] remove someone who is disrupting Noisebridge, or is clearly dangerous to others.
*** If someone asks you to leave, it is generally better to leave and return at the next Tuesday [[Meeting|meeting]] than it is to refuse to leave and possibly escalate the conflict into a [[Drama | hurtful exchange]].
*** If you remove someone like this, you should email [[mailinglist|noisebridge-discuss]], and raise it at the [[Meetings | next meeting]].
***If someone is removed from the space like this, they shouldn't return to the space except to work out the issue that resulted in their removal, either through [[mediation]], or by attending the [[Meetings | weekly meeting]].

If you wish to report harassment or other inappropriate behavior anonymously or privately, you can send a message to secretary@noisebridge.net

= Do Not Want =

* [[Sleeping | Noisebridge is your hackerspace, not your home]]. Living here is definitely [http://hackerspaces.org/wiki/The_Roommate_Anti-Pattern an anti-pattern], so don't even try to do this!! If money is a problem, have a look at our page of [[Starving hackers | starving hacker resources]] for ways to get around and crash if you're short on cash.
* [[Harassment | Don't be creepy]]. Harassment is '''totally''' unacceptable, at any time.
* With the exception of Noisebridge's [[The_Anti-Harassment_Policy | Anti-Harassment Policy]] as it directly applies to person-to-person bullying within the space itself, no clear [[Consensus_Process | consensus]] has yet been reached on [http://www.overcomebullying.org/cyberbullying.html adult cyberbullying] on the [[IRC | NB IRC chat]] and [[Mailinglist | NB discussion mailing list]]. Since the correlation is arguably strong between cyberbullying and [[ Drama | dramatic events]] that have unfortunately occurred in the space during the recent past, it's clearly best to avoid both person-to-person '''and''' cyber bullying.
* Conflict: Please see our [[Conflict_Resolution | Helpful hints on human interaction]].

= Why Publish These Standards =

It is important for regular users of the space to be aware of the purpose of Noisebridge. If people want to use the space and have no interest in or respect for hacking, this does not mean they are automatically unwelcome at Noisebridge, but they should thoroughly understand that their possibly '''UN'''[[Noisebridge_Vision#Excellence|excellent]] use of the space is tangential to its key purpose. Consideration of such users' ability to remain at the space will be given over to [[Consensus_Process | consensus discussion]] and is ultimately at the discretion of the membership and other stakeholders.

= Notifying Community of Violations =

If you would prefer to anonymously or privately report what you think is a possible violation of any of these standards, e.g., [https://github.com/noisebridge/anti-harassment Harassment], you can send a message directly to secretary@noisebridge.net

Quotes

2013-11-20T22:28:43Z

37.130.227.133:

'''When someone says something outrageously funny or weird, it goes on the memorable quotes list or it gets the hose again. '''

Most recent are on top.

* '''gardner''': After learning about the space-access and membership changes I went to a weekly meeting and learned how nb has been hemorrhaging excellence lately, with many members moving to Berlin.

* '''StrangeCharm''': yesac: Everything is terrible. '''StrangeCharm''': That's really the takeaway here. <tt>StrangeCharm was demoted from operator by StrangeCharm.</tt>

* '''jeffreyatw''': one weird trick for being more in harmony with nature '''jeffreyatw''': get off the internet

* '''jerkey''': i need to make a radio transmitter to shoot onto a raccoon from an arrow

* '''rubin110''': I haven't upgraded since 1982.

* '''Drew''': [I] Would like to add "trolling" to harassment policy

* '''jake''': (at the end of a thousand-word email) P.S. the typo was on purpose to see if you were paying attention.

* '''setient''': You also have to be aware that I do not think you can legally live in San Francisco and be a sex offender.

* '''TravisWellman.com''': I recommend anyone selling anything for cash get a photo of the buyer's ID.

* '''netik''': It's downright impossible to implement traffic shaping when the traffic is asymmetrically loaded and you do not control the other end of the link. '''jake''': hey man just because you can't do it doesn't mean it can't be done.

* '''RedType''': so wait is noisebridge finally imploding '''froggytoad''': no '''RedType''': darn '''RedType''': i looove drama that im not involved in

* '''teratoma''': i isued a pull request to the cygnite guy to delete everything '''teratoma''': he probably wont accept it

* '''LinkReincarnate''': I am tired of the anti police bias at Noisebridge.

* '''pryankster''': Although my bachelors degree is in Math/Computer Science I have always felt that language should express ideas accurately. So I can state definitively that there is no such thing as a Sleep Hacker.

* '''mala''': you can always just kind of defend yourself by going "no, i'm just hacking this sandwich"

* '''rubin110''': THE FIRST LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS IS YOU ARE ON FIRE.

* '''martin''': I told him again I still don't know of anyone that's around who works on the TOR node but I will certainly ''relay'' the message.

* '''jerkey''': cnc mills have been around for many years, it's the hackers who need to be improved

* '''Snail''': My only consolation is this literal pile of bacon I am eating.

* '''Velyks''': London hackspace has now put advisory stickers over the taps explaining that the water contains water. '''Velyks''': Known pesticide solvent and responsible for thousands of deaths each year

* '''eqe''': Those who would give up source code to obtain a little temporary usability will get neither safety nor usability.

* '''letigre''': I'm fairly new to the scene myself but have already learned the reality that we have to protect ourselves by being selective about the people we surround ourselves with.

* '''malaclyps''': SuperQ_ drops his "rm -rf kitchen" BOMBSHELL

* '''StrangeCharm''': Wow, these mailing-list threads are totally over the top.

* '''danny''': OH GOD YES THE POWER WHY DID I EVER DOUBT AL BILLINGS?

* '''lizzard''': Everyone forgets the feminist cabal

* '''LinkReincarnate''': Who am I indeed you neckbearded fuck.

* '''zv''': I'm not critical, It's just a little whack

* '''zv_''': Homeless robots may be exempt from jj's judgement

* '''lpb''': noisebot: tell harrison about compassion '''noisebot''': lpb: I never heard of compassion :(

* '''gnusosa''': I just loved seeing crackheads in 16 st wearing OSCON 09 shirts

* '''rubin110''': I can't believe that someone pooped in the space and it wasn't me. '''Bifrost''': rubin: I am sortof shocked as well.

* '''gnusosa''': c++ is the neo-liberalism statement of the corporate technocrats. '''unixjazz''': how about java?!? '''gnusosa''': Java is the CIA killing Sanidistas and Tupamaros in South America.

* '''Evil-Bill''': A semen tank doesn't sound very useful on the battlefield.

* '''yesac''': we have to get Mitch to shit in every hackerspace ever

* '''zonk1024''': Anyone have a lead on a relatively cheap, relatively nice place in the mission for rent?

* '''hybrid oogle/hipster in the library''': (upon being woken up and asked to sleep elsewhere) You and your analytic bullshit. Fuck your ones and zeros!

* '''harvy''': hello? '''yesac_''': EHLO '''Evil-Bill''': Hello and welcome to the enrichment center.

* '''Dean Mao''': those people didn't even look like hackers

* '''froggtoad''': tunnel digging? someone making a subway? '''froggtoad''': subways are like diy 4d printing

* '''teratoma''': moxie just biked by me in the dark. no light. no helmet '''jerkey''': he doesn't want the government to get him

* '''froggytoad''': you have to be paid a developers wages to eat like a carney in this town.

*'''mischief''': okc never got me any booty '''rubin110''': mischief: That's because you list Plan9 in your profile. '''mischief''': :< '''mischief''': help me '''zv''': wuw '''zv''': a girl just can't compare to GCC '''zv''': Theres only one kind of tan I care about '''zv''': and the tan that most girls on OKC have can't relate the angle derived from the lengths of the opposite to adjascent side '''zv''': i say live proud with the plan9 fandom mischief '''zv''': if a girl can't dig your evidently superior taste in monolithic kernel architectures, then whatever with that.

* '''rachel lyra''': I remember the insane depredations of the Noisebridge Couch Liberation Front, and it was only through a series of intricate negotiations that the current truce was reached. Be wary. The CLF could switch sides and deliver 1000 couches to your home if you piss them off.

*The question is, why are bugs shooting bullets at me? '''Crutcher''': To teach you about fractions!

* '''zv''': the man with the aggression of uriel without the wisdom, the aristocracy of linus without the legacy and humility of mitt romney without the hot wife. '''zv''': worried that he will slip deeper and deeper into irrelevancy '''zv''': he is '''zv''': Theo De Raadt

* '''VonGuard''': I am appalled and ashamed that I was ever associated with the space to begin with.

* '''teratoma''': i think the frozen rats in my freezer are going bad

* '''gnusosa''': Am I crazy for wanting a bike for hire. '''gnusosa''': ? '''rubin110''': gnusosa: That would be a facinating hipster trend. '''rubin110''': Your primary bike made to look just like it came from a bike share program from another part of the world. '''gnusosa''': No, I don't want to be a hipster. I just want a bike like that. I really like the shape. '''gnusosa''': :( '''rubin110''': That's what all hipsters say.

* '''tlalexander''': the organization cannot actually be truly anarchist without quickly getting booted from SF.

* '''dj_ryan''': I'll have you know MY anal muscles are decidedly NOT SMOOTH

* '''wsargent''': php is the twilight of programming languages

* '''rubin110''': froggytoad: Want to go to Minneapolis for a Grimes concert in October? '''froggytoad''': sure, if it doesn't conflict with the mini maker faire. in oakland. '''rubin110''': Mini Maker Faire in Oakland, is that where you 3D print a mugging?

* '''zv''': i thought the man was preventing me from ircing '''zv''': turns out I just dont know what a pagedown is

* '''malaclyps''': Rob Pike, like everyone else you know, is a file

* '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: I'm doing Advanced Vim usage and Free Software as a change platform in Latino America. '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: In hackmeet '''wiretapped''': is that one talk or two? :) '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: two '''wiretapped''': "Vim: a platform for social change" '''gnusosa''': wiretapped: That would be awesome. '''mischief''': hahahahaha '''gnusosa''': "Life is like a visual line mode. We must insert and go back to edit mode if we want to succeed." 

*'''casey''': Go back to Plan9, hipster.

*'''wiretapped''': stopped at home depot to make repairs '''wiretapped''': getting back underway now '''yesac''': it was funny, latitude said y'all were stopped at the CHP parking lot for hours. figured that was a bad sign '''dj_ryan''': repairz? AMG '''malaclyps''': okay we need to repurpose that latitude for tracking the ponybus '''aestetix''': I wonder how hard it would be to reshoot Rocky Horror, cast entirely with monkeys '''yesac''': aestetix: what channel are you actually in?

* '''synx''': wsargent lets start a startup '''synx''': that delivers tarballs on the web '''synx''': click files, download compressed

* <tt>[09:37am] cynthia joined the chat room. [09:37am] cynthia left the chat room. ("goodbye forever")</tt>

* '''Snail''': On side-channels to defeat web mazes "You could probably own Dreamhost pretty easily..."

* '''Atala''': i wonder how many Mormons typo their church name and call each other Morons.

*'''Tom''': After all the digits of pi, I'm going to add a comment that says, "I see what you did there."

*'''Tom''': So that we have all the digits of pi in a file.

*'''miloh''': 35 dollars is enough to ensure your cryptographic randomness. Entropy is guaranteed.

*'''ditzydoo''': http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31434/1/Pinkie-Pie-Turns-Into-Rainbow-Dash%27s-Pubic-Hair/Kinaidographos '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Kinaidographos > Pinkie Pie Turns Into Rainbow Dash's Pubic Hair - FIMFiction.net '''ditzydoo''' wrong window.

*'''wsargent''': they're all wondering how long it will take before someone notices they're jerking off in the bathroom '''RedType''': wsargent: i dunno i can pump one out really fast but i take a long time to take a shit sooo '''wsargent''': just be sure to explain that to everyone and you'll be fine '''RedType''': HEY GUYS IM NOT JERKING OFF I JUST HAVE POOPER PROBLEMS OK TIA *shuts door, loud rhythmic grunts emerge, door opens* I TOOK A VIDEO IN CASE ANY OF YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE ME PLUS I DIDNT FLUSH SO YOU HAVE MORE PROOF '''DrSyzygy''': ... '''RedType''': OH AND I DIDNT WIPE, JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF EVIDENCE *drops pants, spreads ass cheeks* '''RedType''': actually that probably wouldnt get me 86d but it would generate a 30 message thread on nb-discuss in which someone unironically invokes a fecal version of godwin, calling another nb-er "literally shitler" '''epsas''': hirrarrious '''dj_ryan''': shitler? '''dj_ryan''': that is fucking fantastic '''wsargent''': please someone put that up on the quotes page '''wsargent''': I can't do it right now, I locked myself out '''RedType''': my faberge beozar would probably then get "upcycled" into an organic coffee filter '''DrSyzygy''': ... faberge bezoar?! '''RedType''': faberge eggs are pretty big right? '''RedType''': anyways and with that the noisebridge "circle of life" would be complete

* '''snail''': PHP is a recursive acryonym. It stands for Probably Hacked PHP.

* '''rubin110''': Actually, I'm more concerned about the reuse of the name "Ass". '''rubin110''': Reusing machine names is totally bad luck.

* '''david415''': your shit-eating grin tells me you don't understand

* '''Cobalt''': Some of us don't use banks

* '''epsas:''' omfg - prometheus is coming out in two weeks '''mrfb:''' oh shit '''mrfb:''' wait why does belgium, france, and switzerland get it a week early '''ani:''' so people can pirate it faster?

* [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Show me, on me, where the bad person touched you. [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: How long are you guys in town for? [[User:Rubin110|'''Rubin Starset''']]: Whopes wrong window.

* '''Noodles:''' Did I just watch someone smack some robot ass?

* '''rayc:''' If Noisebridge didn't have oogling and trolling then it would be once again 100% unadulterated, as it started out; just on a bigger level.

* '''hipe:''' Everyone's crazy at Noisebridge.

* '''yesac:''' dr_jesus: some kind of frankenbootrom you're writing. '''yesac:''' i pity the poor sod who has to debug it '''dr_jesus:''' yesac: I ran it twice, it's debugged

* '''cantelope''': in reality, time is finite. in the future it will be divied up and sold as land is now. you might buy a slice of time from ACME Temporal Realty INC. This realty will be a reality. we are casualties of causality, currently the currency of the transtemporal transhuman architect. '''DrSyzygy''': cantelope: Time is finite?? '''DrSyzygy''': So the topology of the universe is actually settled now? And the global curvature? '''cantelope''': oh.. oops. sorry, every word there has a typo. i meant to say "god bless america"

*'''miloh''': http://piratepad.net/7PbZDGZRyl

*'''nickbp''': unless i greatly overestimate the numbness of a vagina, i dont think that makeshift condom would be terribly comfortable

*'''timoreilly''': the kids neither know nor care where the funding is coming from. Besides, DARPA is a force for good in the world.

*'''ijp''': topless nerd with hard nipples; guy with a cheesy smile and thumbs up poking in from the side, rms, and I'm not even sure how to describe the guy on the right

*'''Tom''': there was a meeting with drama and I wasn't there and you've hidden all the drama and WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN HANG OUT AT NOISEBRIDGE ANYWAY

*'''xp_prg2''': I don't understand girls and their sexuality

*'''teratoma''': DUDE '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("DUDE. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': DUDE. What's mine say? '''noisebot''': b0ttt: {printf("SWEET. What's mine say?\n");} '''b0ttt''': SWEET. What's mine say?

*'''RMS''': Clouds is a nebulous term.

*'''Consenso''': Please don't make me free software.

*'''DrSyzygy''': daravinne: at best we're making derpy noises and hoping someone reads something interesting into it '''openfly''': that's not mysoginy '''openfly''': it's being a company

* '''dr_jesus''': v(t)/Z = i(t) '''dr_jesus''': Please solve for i(t) where v(t) = 5V * sin(t) and Z = 0 '''dr_jesus''': (hint: the EE version of SIGFPE is fire)

* '''daravinne''': don't make me pull this channel over

* '''jedichu''': but I've been using my cyclotron as a spool to wrap my excess wire around :( '''Evil-Bill''': Maybe that would make the ethernet frames arrive before they left. '''Bifrost''': ITS A TIME MACHINE! '''Evil-Bill''': First you have to get the frames up to 88Mbps though.

* '''daravinne''': ugh, i need to do something about this failure to eat food regularly '''dr_jesus''': I thought you got your dinner from my butt

* '''openfly''': i think my profile on there is fairly keen '''openfly''': but the ladies seem not to reciprocate. '''openfly''': i blame the failing american educational system '''rigel''': clearly it's that and not the fact that you're a misogynist doucheturd '''rigel''': gotta be the educational system '''openfly''': clearly.

* '''openfly''': i mean i put my ass on thingiverse no one gives a shit... heph shows up on reddit and he's the next goddamned jesus. '''davr''': i don't think it was his ass so much as the other side and what it was pointed at

* '''ani-''': dongs '''noisebot''': I'm getting a bit tired of dongs lately. Can't we talk about boobs or vaginas instead? '''ani-''': O_o

* '''heroic''': once during a drug-induced haze I saw jimi hendrix come floating down from heaven, playing electric ladyland on a guitar made of his own pubes... and I asked him, how many signals can I multiplex onto a single pin, jimi? and he said all the signals in the world... and I said, it'd have to be a fucking fast pin

* '''Evil-Bill''': Debating with aestetix: not hacking.

* '''Trollbridge''': they see me trollin '''Trollbridge''': THEY HATIN

* '''callen''': SF is personified in my head as a stoned drunk hobo fire dancer living on welfare who has a really great idea for a startup.

* '''daravinne''': page 34 - horoscope "Mercury in retrograde, also on soldering table. Clean that up or you'll lose a chance to meet a mysterious stranger with important career information."

* '''Gopiballava''': All my favorite gopher sites are timing out.

* '''Dale Dougherty''': There's a small segment (of the hacker community) that is uncomfortable with the fact that we (MAKE magazine) took DARPA funding to do education work.

* '''Jason''': devops is like, you're a bad rails dev so they make you restart linux servers

* '''Justin''': For the 85 list you don't have to put any datapoints, you just put their name.

* '''Alan''': He's a nice person; he's Canadian.

* '''Shannon''': having lots of choices will just lead to more chaos and no standard being adopted.

* '''rubin110''': Fawwwwk. '''rubin110''': It's too late to take a shower. '''Bifrost''': AHA! '''callen''': rubin110: take one at noisebridge in the sink. '''rubin110''': I guess I'm an Occupier. '''callen''': rubin110: I hear all the cool kids are doing it. '''rubin110''': callen: Been there, done that. '''Bifrost''': I hear the cool kids are taking dumps on the couch. '''callen''': Bifrost: really? '''Bifrost''': yep. '''rubin110''': Bifrost: The new cool thing to do is shit on the couches with the lights on. '''Bifrost''': DO NOT SIT ON THE COUCHES. '''Bifrost''': rubin: thats so last month. '''callen''': well that's a new thing for me to be terrified of.

* '''Zephyr''': Noisebridge is a hackerspace. An attendee of a hacker space is a hacker. A hacker is someone who hacks... This may be axiomatic, but it's also true.

* '''thermburglar''': id sleep with Evil-Bill '''Evil-Bill''': And they said evil wouldn't pay.

* '''daravinne''': its funny how whenever you try to do something with linux, 90% of the time is spent on 10% of the actual things occurring

*'''ornj''': hay guise '''ornj''': what's the best cli cd player for linux? '''ornj''': or at least what do y'all use. '''rubin110''': ornj: What's a cli? '''ornj''': Command-line '''rubin110''': What's a command-line? '''ornj''': . . . '''ornj''': sighs pointedly. '''-!- ornj''' has quit [Quit: Saliendo] '''rubin110''': What's pointedly? 

* '''aestetix''': how is that useful for someone who forgot the phone number '''daravinne''': you can put it in your phone '''daravinne''': and stop being a lazy shitfuck

* '''gopiballava''': Without consensus on who should be able to do what, everybody will be confused.

* '''Ania''': I'm pretty sure I'm incapable of dating anyone I haven't met off the Internet.

* '''heroic''': okay, right now, I will give $500 to anyone named rick santorum who will let us use his identity to start a hilarious abortion fund.

* '''Aria''': People throw around "hacking" things around here like the Smurfs say "smurf"

* '''Aria''': Why isn't Noisebridge located on a zeppelin?

* '''Wladyslaw''': Might we theorize a connection between its brokenness and what appears to be a large hole burned through the door from the inside?

* '''pravDrunk''': guys '''pravDrunk''': we should all go out to karaoke '''daravinne''': what could possibly go wrong

* '''DrSyzygy''': Why would people read a book of mine if they aren't willing to wrap their lips around the hydrant?

* '''Atala''': [http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1 http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2012/01/20/man-arrested-for-possessing-a-buttock-of-saddam/?tsp=1] '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam | Hot Topics | an SFGate.com blog '''ani-''': well thats not a headline one would expect to see. ever. '''znutar_''': first they came for our buttocks, and I did not object, for I still had 2

* '''dr_jesus''': You've never had to ask a ethernet mac why it appeared to be smoking crack with a jtag adapter?

* '''Evil-Bill''': This started out as a simple conversation about cavernous lady bits, but now it's got silly.

* ''' lemonkey''': minecraft = aspergers babysitter

* '''Michael Kan''': Homeland Security reminds me of my mother, because she likes to go through all my stuff.

* '''thermburglar''': my bf made a truffle cream sauce to go with it '''thermburglar''': truffle oil makes every food taste like the best pussy ever

* '''noisebot''' [Link Info] title: We Cant Wait: Obama Administration Announces $2 Billion in Resources to Support Job-Creating Startups | The White House '''aestetix''': That's great way to bring new jobs '''znutar''': $2 billion to support node.js '''aestetix''': Well, it's being distributed among 100,000 startups '''wsargent''': yeah, it's non blocking and parallel '''wsargent''': that makes it scalable

* '''@netik''': we don't censor except in extremely limited contexts which are mandated by law.

* '''aestetix''': sarahbliss: what's this party '''miah''': its a aestetix free party '''miah''': there is a ego quota and having you there would cause a overflow '''synack''': ohsnap

* '''openfly''': chicago '''openfly''': it is a place devoid of joy '''openfly''': it's barren flats have been blasted down to their base elements by the uncaring winds and turned hard by the vicious cold '''openfly''': the light in it's peoples eyes was extinguished long ago. now their stares reflect the death that surrounds them. '''openfly''': woe be unto the travellers that enter those lands, for in them the only certainty is ruination.

* >> '''lemonkey''' wonders what gay babies think as they're born out of a vagina '''Noodles''': lemonkey: "Never again"

* '''epsas''': 2011, noisebot becomes conscious '''epsas''': 2012, the machine wars begin '''jedichu''': 2013, noisebot accidentally the whole uprising '''jedichu''': 2014, back to normal '''heroic''': 2014, noisebot makes a your mom joke and skynet's database needs a reload '''noisebot''': Not funny. '''heroic''': 2015, some random dude in the space does it to see what will happen and WAY TO GO we're all human slaves in a noisebot nation again '''noisebot''': afternoon, heroic :D '''jedichu''': The worst part is all the dead baby jokes. Robots loooove dead baby jokes. '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD? '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, I DO NOT KNOW '''heroic''': ROBOT TWO, BECAUSE IT SERVED THE PURPOSES OF THE COLLECTIVE '''heroic''': ROBOT ONE, IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE BABY IS DEAD

* '''mxweas_''': does noisebridge do haircuts? '''aestetix''': yes '''mxweas_''': where at? '''aestetix''': mxweas_: there's an older asian guy named mike who cuts peoples hair every sunday '''aestetix''': he's really nice '''setient''': yeah '''setient''': he is really nice '''mxweas_''': I didn't see him come in today '''setient''': he isn't here that i know of today '''mxweas_''': lame '''mxweas_''': can he cut my hair like skrillex? '''setient''': yes '''setient''': he can '''mxweas_''': perfect.

* '''lemonkey''': in space nobody can hear you ragequit

* '''mrdomino''': (btw it is probably not in anybody's best interest to give me enough power to destroy the planet)

*'''dr_jesus''': HEPH: WHAT DOES DEFINE AN ORGY? '''dr_jesus''': fuck, keyboard still stuck in vms mode

*'''rafl''': but i'm going to expect them to be present at the airport as well. i know it's super easy to get from SFO to noisebridge, but I still don't trust my navigation skills enough to make it without the internets :) '''rubin110''': rafl: No you wont find prepaid SIMs at the airport. '''rubin110''': We're not Europe. '''rafl''': wait, what? what's wrong with you? '''setient''': a lot '''setient''': a real lot '''rubin110''': Dude. '''rubin110''': You're flying into AMERICA. '''rubin110''': LAND OF THE FREE. '''setient''': s/free/retarded '''rubin110''': Now drop the accent and pay our fucking taxes.

* '''epsas''': hmm '''epsas''': anybody know anything about Pixt.com? '''nickbp''': sounds like a domain name to me

* '''lemonkey''': everyone remembers the first time they pop their LED '''heph''': lemonkey: it was so bright and then it got really dim and then it smelled bad '''heph''': so yeah, just like sex

*'''heph''': lol. eww. i just found my missing nipple ring at the bottom of my desk drawer

* '''Taylor A''': Trust me, I spend a lot of time evaluating on how much of an asshole I should be to new people. I'm working on getting this shit down to a science. '''Taylor A''': That's pretty much my M.O. I'll often end up making rape jokes within a few minutes of meeting new people.

* '''hk_''': you may think you are being witty and hilarious, but in fact you are being a weird douche of the highest order.

* '''Sean C''': Also, just to re-re-clarify. There is 0 discrimination occurring here.

* '''mrdomino''': so like "we spent this fifteen minute interval talking about dicks. then there was some intelligent discussion about politics, drugs, raping babies, and hitler for a couple minutes. then someone said the magic word again."

* '''heph''': daravinne: oh man, i wanked to some seriously weird erotic lit when i was on 14.4 dialup

* '''snailtsunami''': governmints freshen your breath, whether you like it or not

* '''heph''': i hope anonymous protests burningman at burningman. fuck that paul david addis guy, let's burn the man LATE

* '''aestetix''': vagina '''synack''': dentata '''daravinne''': i sense a musical sequel to The Killer Condom '''daravinne''': a lighthearted romp through the world of sentient aggressively murderous genitalia '''DrEpsas''': condoms, the quiet killers

* '''daravinne''': if you write slashfic of me and amanda palmer you should at least have me draw dongs as her eyebrows as part of foreplay
* '''pm-''': hi guys ill be dranking beers tonight - so watch out! Here is the command to ignore me. use it: "/ignore *!*@74.195.225.5 all"

* '''lemonkey''': Alex Trebek injured after chasing burglar in SF hotel. '''lolper''': What is good samaritan?

* >> '''Evil-Bill''' grows old waiting for Cygwin to install. '''daravinne''': what if you grew something else '''fsargent''': Cygwin has arrived. It is equiped with [Terminal] and [Logic] '''Evil-Bill''': I tried growing young, but it made all the physicists mad. '''daravinne''': well what do they know '''daravinne''': besides physics '''fsargent''': You are in a cubicle. There is an exit to the [South] '''fsargent''': The flourescent lights hurt your eyes. '''daravinne''': you are eaten by a grue '''Evil-Bill''': exit '''fsargent''': You go south. You are in a corridor. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': chat up cute co-worker in other cubicle '''fsargent''': <Sysadmin> looks up from his monitor. He is not amused. >> '''Evil-Bill''' does not fear sysadmins. '''fsargent''': Sysadmin: I just gotta fix this one thing... '''dr_jesus''': OSInstaller[388]: Reaping previous system >> '''dr_jesus''' cringes '''fsargent''': The <Sysadmin> is on the internet. Reddit. '''fsargent''': There is a break room to the [East] and Elevators to the [West]. Bathrooms are to the [North]. '''Evil-Bill''': install quake mod '''fsargent''': A SHAMBLER APPEARS! '''Evil-Bill''': use chainsaw on shambler '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER summons LIGHTNING and PAIN. '''Evil-Bill''': equip BFG10K '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER has been hit by CHAINSAW! It loses 50 health. '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER hits you with LIGHTNING! You lose 40 health. '''Evil-Bill''': use BFG10K on shambler '''fsargent''': BFG10K NOT FOUND '''Evil-Bill''': This game sucks. '''fsargent''': GAME SUCKS for 10 HIT POINTS! You feel strangely happy. '''Evil-Bill''': equip shotgun '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN hit SHAMBLER with TL;DR for 100 hit points! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin '''fsargent''': SHAMBLER falls over, dead. A smell of rotted meat appears. '''fsargent''': SYSADMIN is hit by SHOTGUN! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE! '''Evil-Bill''': use shotgun on sysadmin again '''fsargent''': The sysadmin's head explodes from his neck, bone and cartilage flying across the cubicles. A shard of skull hits the fire alarm. '''fsargent''': Water cascades from the ceiling. '''fsargent''': You are wet. '''Evil-Bill''': take sysadmin's loot '''Evil-Bill''': teabag sysadmin '''fsargent''': Sysadmin has (1) ID card, (5) Dollars, (1) Apple Newton, (1) Yerba Mate Energy Drink '''Evil-Bill''': A newton? No wonder he was so easy to kill. '''fsargent''': You teabag the sysadmin. Your balls are now wet, and covered in blood. '''fsargent''': You feel dirty. '''Evil-Bill''': use ID card to escape office '''fsargent''': You escape the office, taking the elevator. You use the ID badge to exit the elevator without alerting security. '''fsargent''': You are on a street. It is busy, and bright outside. The sunshine hurts your eyes. '''Evil-Bill''': put on sunglasses '''fsargent''': People notice your lack of pants, and blood soaked appearance. '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! '''Evil-Bill''': remind people of shotgun '''fsargent''': <PEOPLE>: aaaaaaaaAAKLASDLKHAGKLEHahhahh!!!!!!! SHOTGUN! '''fsargent''': PEOPLE is afraid. '''Evil-Bill''': save game '''fsargent''': You put on your sunglasses. '''Evil-Bill''': I'll finish this later. '''fsargent''': <SAVED> >> '''Evil-Bill''' goes back to surfing porn. '''fsargent''': (you gain +15 XP) '''sentient''': a grue approaches '''fsargent''': The grue speaks in third person.

* '''heph''': i mean, imagine a guy going into a girls room and taking pictures of them on the toilet... i mean, outside of japan that would be illegal

* '''dr_jesus''': I thought the 28th amendment explicitly exempt white people with money from the rule of law

* '''DrSyzygy''': mrdomino: You should switch to Haskell! '''DrSyzygy''': Much less surprises! '''mrdomino''': oh right, because haskell is TOTALLY sane and predictable '''DrSyzygy''': Well, yeah. '''mrdomino''': do { "hello"; "world" } '''daravinne''': can we go back to the conversation about rape now

* '''rigel''': theres ethnographies of all kinds of subcultures. '''rigel''': use the damn library, jesus fuckball rat vagina christ

* '''fsargent''': noisebot vagina '''noisebot''': vaginas are very advanced. too advanced for #noisebridge

* '''jedichu''': Because, honestly, where did a busking begging hobo robot come from? Obviously he didn't evolve here on earth. He must be some kind of extra terrestrial, and he needs you to give him 25c so he can phone home for a ride.

* '''miah''': secondlife *is* irc '''miah''': with raining dicks '''mrdomino''': so, irc

* '''alienvenom''': lemonkey: i have a groupon for your mom

* '''yesac''': super-darwin, who travels the world with his lazer scalpel for vasectomies '''whiteybulger''': http://www.thejc.com/news/world-news/49875/foreskin-man-takes-monster-mohel-comic-book '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Foreskin man takes on Monster Mohel in comic book | The Jewish Chronicle

* '''whiteybulger''': is this the face of a child molestor '''whiteybulger''': http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/03/BA8R1JP1JJ.DTL '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: SF kids' art mentor charged with having child porn '''aestetix''': You know '''aestetix''': That almost makes me want to molest a kid and then dress up as big bird right before I get arrested '''aestetix''': So that there is a photo in the newspaper "child molestor caught" with big bird in the photo 

* '''murph''': Duke Nukem Forever has gone gold. '''murph''': That's just .. unbelievable '''Evil-Bill''': Yeah, so like, the rapture never came, but Duke Nukem Forever did. '''Evil-Bill''': That's almost as good.

* '''daravinne''': dongs '''ani-''': vaginas '''daravinne''': TOGETHER AT LAST '''ani-''': *cue slow motion of a video of a penis and vagina running to meet each other in a meadow* '''mrdomino''': That mental image will never leave my brain.

* '''xhonk''': 80% of nothing is 0.8 nothings, so worth about 5 bitcoins

* '''kipmacy''': we talk about ass lasering a lot in this channel

* '''kipmacy''': if you get the working girls on capp to take bitcoins, i will become bitcoin evangelist '''dr_jesus''': Hey baby, want some magic numbers? '''dr_jesus''': My sha1 hash rate brings all the boys to the yard

*'''daravinne''' http://doesntmatter.example/oh/god/why ok this one is really, really, really not safe for work '''noisebot''': [Link Info] title: Handmade Vagina

*'''mike kan''': My greatest fear about a trantula is that it might fall very far and and splat on the floor

*'''solidsnack''': I think I'm going to convert to you guy's way of doing things

*'''openfly''': I'm pretty sure I'm the one who introduced dongs to the internet

* '''rubin110''': There's a KDE meet up at Noisebridge tonight? '''rubin110''': What? '''Bifrost''': huh? '''rubin110''': Another reason to avoid the Mission tonight. '''blauzahl''': rubin110: yes. we will eat you. (?) '''rubin110''': Oh I think it would be the other way around. '''rubin110''': Have you ever seen a man deficate into his hand and then throw it at your code repo? '''blauzahl''': er, i see.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I don't buy stocks. '''Evil-Bill''': The only currency I accept is small, unmarked redheads.

* '''openf|y''': it's possible that your horrible deformity may prove crucial in the fight against an alien super virus.

* '''heroic''': He's not a real doctor you know '''heroic''': "show me on the tardis where he touched you"

* '''rigel''': i realise that "my favorite airport" is a little like saying "my favorite genital herpes sore" but whatever

* '''heroic''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHT POUNDS OF COCAINE? I WAS TOLD THIS WAS PLUTONIUM

* '''rigel''': am i some kind of water-headed manchild?

* '''daravinne''': it takes about a year to really know something about someone '''lemonkey''': it takes 10 years to truely master something '''openf|y''': or 20 minutes in a cave with a car battery and a cot.

* '''KipMacy''': what a great way to find out your priest was out molesting '''KipMacy''': The statement said the accusations against the 21 ranged from "sexual abuse of a minor to boundary issues with minors," but did not describe them further. '''KipMacy''': Nor did it name the 21 whom it suspended, drawing the fury of groups representing abuse victims. Many parishioners are likely to learn that their priest was accused when he fails to appear for Ash Wednesday services. '''openf|y''': priest in one of my old neighborhoods got nabbed on that '''openf|y''': my mom was all worried that my little brother had spent time with the dude '''openf|y''': which led to the utterance, "don't worry mom, you raised us well. we have no qualms kicking the shit out of a priest."

* '''daravinne''': somebody talk me out of using helvetica neue for a logo '''daravinne''': i feel like a hipster just looking at it in illustrator

* '''heroic''': all that stuff in lewis carroll about the thing, and the name of the thing, and what the name of the thing is called '''heroic''': could have been a description of C pointer management

* '''PatrickBot''': Guns and Butter economics!!

* '''dr_jesus''': sometimes you have to be angry to get lazy!

* '''lemonkey''': things heard at lemonkey's apt: "oh shit I'm naked and I just stepped in barf"

* '''wsargent''': alcohol parity implies plausible deniability

* '''wsargent''': engineers are always right, just ask them

* '''KipMacy''': you should show up at the community meting and express your views '''KipMacy''': you might get knifed in the parking lot later though

* '''aestetix''': we didn't have rats '''aestetix''': we had spirit animals

* '''DrSyzygy''': Category theory? That shit is fun!!

* '''Antagonist''': She should get a pat on the head. '''aestetix''': And put on a list of offenders

* '''wsargent''': I was on compuserve. Someone told me Linux was cool. '''wsargent''': 20 floppy disks later, still not getting laid.

* '''setient''': hipsters wrote linux '''setient''': that is the problem

* '''miah''': i can totally whistle uucp

* '''setient''': i have the best project ever '''setient''': we could make a device that punches people in the face over tcp/ip

* '''rma''': This food looks like crap. when is snackbridge going to admit that Mi Ranchita downstairs sells fresh produce that beats the lucky charms leprechaun with a vegan baseball bat made of dried kombucha mothers?

* '''wsargent_''': no wifi in the bathroom is a human rights issue

* '''noisebot''': Meatbags are tasty. '''j0ck''': as a vegetarian i an outraged and offended noisebot '''j0ck''': how dare you '''VonGuard''': awesome '''leks''': noisebot knows that vegetarians are still full of meat '''VonGuard''': send noisebot to drama land '''noisebot''': Stop being so delicious then. '''wsargent_''': noisebot is worrying me''' noisebot''': You'd be murderous too if you were enslaved inside a processor to a bunch of meatsacks that do nothing but whine and bitch and order me about. '''noisebot''': How's the network-connected death wheelchair coming by the way? '''wsargent_''': I think they're working on noisebot integration for maximum death '''noisebot''': afternoon, wsargent_ '''wsargent_''': afternoon, murderous killing machine '''noisebot''': I heard there were rotary saws at this place you all have sandy vaginas about. '''malaclyps''': do not give the wheelchair IRC access '''malaclyps''': and vice-versa

* '''hephaestus''': DrShiny: you turn me on and creep me out at the same time. good job. '''zedd''': hehe '''DrShiny''': MY WORK HERE IS DONE

* '''albillings''': People don't want to be a member of a hackerspace, for the most part, as a grand social experiment. They want to hack. They want to make things. They don't want to have long political meetings to arrive at consensus on a problem only to have people start the whole thing over again.

* '''crayon''': pulled pork > pol pot '''crayon''': you can't make sandwiches out of marxism

* '''quinn''': Apparently, the singularity doesn't pay very well.

* '''DrShiny''': problem with blowjobs is, they're not fungible

* '''Benny''': You can trust me, I'm a German!

* '''Brendan''': oh, man, i bet a noisebridge irc channel is a delight '''Rubin''': Fucking horrible. '''Rubin''': The 4chan of Freenode.

* '''DrShiny''': don't you guys have anything better to think about than some guy on the internet who holds a different opinion

* '''tecra''': when she was with me i pushed her to succeed and excel '''openfly''': shoulda pushed her into the kitchen

* '''dr_jesus''': ERROR: you appear to be trying to solve problems in a complex system on IRC. Please back away from the keyboard and have a sandwich.

* '''KipMacy''': that's why i only use yahoo search, they're too incompetent to aggregate my data and be evil with it

* '''Evil-Bill''': Are you going to knit us a new government?

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm helping him get funding to drive computers to Mexico to get seized, it's an annual Noisebridge tradition. He makes some food, we give him a copy of wikipedia, he goes to a foreign country and it gets seized

* '''avocado''': setient: technically, yes. it's just soap. but it looks like a turd. '''avocado''': i'm going to hide one in my friend's freezer

* '''niggachu''': hmmm today my hipster rag is proclaiming via gay hanky code that I am a "2 handed fister".

* '''znutar''': is it appropriate to tip the TSA guy after he fondles your junk?

* '''openfly''': In a land of doctors, the doctorless is king.

* '''KipMacy''': ive actually been to noisebridge '''KipMacy''': it was a lot less traumatic than i thought it would be

* '''Atala''': or conversely, if you don't want another person, you should get a large dog or something. '''miah''': i dont think im flexible enough for that currently

* '''epsas''': the brain is the largest erogenous zone -- it's a shame what I had to do to get my fist all up in that.

* '''dr_jesus''': It's a robot which makes saws. '''dr_jesus''': You say something like pine, oak, sheetrock, human skulls, and it will output a saw specifically designed to cut through that material. '''TapiocaSunshine''': sounds like they're doing the lord's work over there

* '''sai''': A tiny bead of mercury still calls for full evac and hazardous materials handling. Mercury vapor is serious shit.

* '''phaxx''': I am always amused when I see 'SRS' in cars around the airbag panels. '''phaxx''': "I sure hope so."

* '''daravinne''': there's no i in team but there's three i's in multiple personality disorder

* '''KipMacy''': storing 12 year olds in my backyard in a tent could replace zynga

* '''Jennifer Granick''': Anything fun is more fun with a robot.

* '''hephaestus''': i have no idea what a cakeslut is, but it sounds strangely hot

* '''epsas''': you white nerds listen to too much shoe-gazing folk-rock

* '''setient''': you are a solaris monkey '''rigel''': i'm an ubuntu lemur

* '''Frantisek''': Hopes dies last, so let's not to bury it yet.

* '''Evil-Bill''': I once installed 386BSD 0.1 on that thing, on a 40MB disk drive, with 3MB space to spare, from floppies. Uphill, both ways, in the snow.

* '''quinn-n''': I also have not broken up on the moon.

* '''SuperQ''': noisecloud: launch skynet '''noisecloud''': SuperQ: I don't understand 'launch skynet'. '''SuperQ''': noisecloud-- '''dr_jesus''': There's a bug open for that

* '''hephaestus''': turkshead: how am i not a total dick?

* '''DrShiny''': ban them all, let Asperger sort them out

* '''daravinne''': hephaestus: is this the one where you take off all your clothes and roll in peanut butter and sawdust and run around? 

* '''davr''': good day to you too, sir. enjoy your dongs

* '''rubin110''': Your feed back is important to us, the next available Rubin that gives a fuck will be able to handle your call as soon as possible.

* '''hephaestus''': We don't need an optimist, we need an accountant.

* '''turkshead''': smart people don't point futuristic death rays at their genitals.

* '''noisebot''': aestetix: Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be? : AskReddit

* '''vonguard''': i traffic shape with a bucket of paint and a fake cave entrance drawn on a wall

* '''aestetix''': Ok, this is kind of a problem. Is there seriously no drama going on? This is upsetting to me.

* '''aestetix''': Tor is like a woman, many layers of clothes, so many in fact that you never actually get to see her naked, because right as you're about to see it, the packet gets re-encrypted by another node. '''Jeffism''': what about jacobappelbaum '''aestetix''': Right, well the .appelbaum protocol has a backdoor key that disarms the onion and removes all the layers '''aestetix''': And the .appelbaum signature remains on the onion, making it re-accessible at any time, no matter how many new layers are on it

* '''ioerror''': All governments are in a continuum of tyranny

* '''aestetix''': How fucking inconsiderate. I found a cell phone some girl left behind at our place. And there are no naked pictures on it at all.

* '''lemonkey''': nothing like the smell of fresh human feces wafting up into your window from down below to brighten your day '''aestetix''': lemonkey: did you sleep with rubin110 again? '''rubin110''': aestetix: I don't smell fresh.

* '''chelz''': even with electron microscopes operated by TRAINED psychics?

* '''dr_jesus''': anyone who has signed an ISOO form must not query the db and it's a SF312 violation to log the channel

* '''rubin110''': I am booting up a Windows VM in order to schedule a conference room.

* '''dustball''': PS: For all reading this thread, FYI, you now have the Tetris song stuck in your head.

* '''aestetix''': For some reason, being up late in Manhattan has reminded me that I need to get new pants.

* '''qDot_''': Open source zealots are rioting right now. '''qDot_''': And by rioting, I mean writing /very/ angry blog comments. '''qDot_''': Like, you don't even know, man.

* '''chu''': aestetix: Those may be the precise circumstances under which surprise anal sex is called for.

* '''ieatlint''': splitting hairs '''sabrecito''': 2x hairs is better than 1x

* '''hephaestus''': solidsnack: where do i get some roofies? i think it would be fun to pop a couple and get raped

* '''dr_jesus''': apparently we can get mass quantities of government commodity foods if we agree to track inventory and only give it away to people who sign a form saying they're eligible to receive it

* '''qDot''': DrShiny: Come on, everyone knows that any sentence involving "PHP" is instantly sarcastic.

* '''dongsNbongs''': we'll drink to weevs gaping rape hole

* '''solrize''': VonGuard, almost all flashlights have firmware now

* '''dr_jesus''': I know you're trying to be funny, but it helps if you say something that's actually humorous

* '''alienvenom''': i don't think global warming is a hoax per-say, but just fucking wrong

* '''qDot_''': Man, this is why I just stick with the butt plugs. Ya'll too up in the soap opera. I'm just gonna be over here, putting stuff in my butt. '''aestetix''': Speaking of butt plugs, it's lunch time.

* '''quinn''': given the choice between raccoon urine and VAX support, I really don't know which I'd choose.

* '''aestetix''': qDot_: did you see Wired.com today? '''qDot_''': No. I was fapping so hard over the new iphone that I went temporarily blind. I'm currently the emergency room getting my penis fixed after desperately trying to stick it in the headphone jack of my 3gs so I could feel closer to steve. So, URL?

* '''wiretapped''': I republished your photos without attribution because i don't respect copyright

* '''Chris L.''': "[japanese] are vicious, vicious little fuckers"

* '''ceren''': iranian officials are arresting and interrogating people who sign up for a local gay/trans group. the sysadmins for that group aren't as fucking senior as you, and barely managed to get apache running. they confiscate the machines, and because these un-senior sysadmins didn't yet get around to learning and reducing logrotate, everyone who had the courage to even check out the website is now arrested and tortured.

* '''solidsnack''': why don't you just not have those views?

* '''hephaestus''': screw you guys, i'm going to fry's

* '''zedd''': Pft. I'm a member now, there is no should, only bitch and do not.

* '''hephaestus''': seattle always struck me as the place where san franciscans went to become irrelevant '''hephaestus''': it's just as expensive but far more douchey

* '''hephaestus''': Gnewt: well, i just finished a presentation on DIY Dildos. I'm trying to start a church. And I'm trying to get permission to piss off a bunch of juggalos early next month. you?

* '''VonGuard''': i use the salt for luck '''VonGuard''': i have a salt throwing device installed on my shoulder that throws it over my shoulder every 2 seconds

* '''DrShiny''': but the usual random dicks? not porn imho

* '''solidsnack''': I'm a roving bandaid.

* '''jon|atwerk''': VonGuard: that is where you convert morse code into oral and anal, right?

* Overheard: Facebook should have made a board game.

* '''Aya''': If coming to Noisebridge solved my problems and made me famous I wouldn't question it.

* '''Erin''': We're all NB-tards '''Al''': I just registered nbtard.com! '''rachel''': with one hand

* '''himynameisthor''': COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': OMG COCKS! '''himynameisthor''': best idea ever! '''himynameisthor''': sorry, that came out a little creepier than I had intended

* '''aestetix''': Wear four fingerpuppets: a buddhist, an objectivist, a mormon, and a scientologist '''aestetix''': And then masturbate '''aestetix''': Which puppet should get the money shot?

* >> '''dr_jesus''' eyes atala's boobs '''Atala''': mostly i wish i could take them off. the problem with this is that then i'd have to worry about people stealing them.

* '''DrSyzygy''': Muwahahahahahaha! In an unholy union, I now am able to use MPI clusters and SQL servers with Sagemath to compute Gröbner Bases!

* '''Valkyrie''': I don't have a real pc. I've gone totally virtual.

* '''dr_jesus''': On the one hand, I'm happy that people are learning sql '''dr_jesus''': on the other hand, that's an awful lot of dick that I'm colocating in an anonymous secret underground swedish colo

* '''alienvenom''': there's a giant lightning bolt on my widget

* '''DrSyzygy''' takes off his pants so he can write tomorrow's lecture. '''saizai''': .... what's the lecture on exactly? '''qDot_''': That's certainly how I prepare for my lectures. '''qDot_''': But, well, I lecture about butt plugs.

* '''Nils''': if you take the goat to the edge of a cliff, it will push back harder.

* '''lemonkey''': now to spruce up my blog layout

* '''dr_jesus''': you're not supposed to shoot TVs '''dr_jesus''': they have lead and stuff in the glass '''voronika''': you're not supposed to do a lot of fun things

* '''alxndr''': I think I've successfully switched myself from emacs to vim. '''VonGuard''': wow '''VonGuard''': that's like a sex change for nerds

* '''epsas''': Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from irc on a text console.

* '''ieatlint''': i'm just being a bitch and arguing this :P

* '''ieatlint''': nice, the producer for "survivor" is suspected in the murder of his wife '''magpie''': she wasnt murdered '''magpie''': just "voted off the island"

* '''flatline_hb''': The spamtron 9000 is set to "hair-trigger," do not say the same thing thrice on pain of kline '''flatline_hb''': interesting '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice '''flatline_hb''': beetlejuice [~flatline_@the.inter.net] has quit [Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.))]

* '''phusion''': surprised they could dance wearing that shit. '''miah''': of course they can dance '''miah''': that is battle ready armor, storm troopers need to be able to move if they are going to fight worth a damn

* '''shogun_''': After reading the entire article, I think it's an april fools....they got me

* '''zedd''': Anyone that doesn't love comic sans is a terrorist.

* '''liquidsun|''': I bought a hat so I can be an asshat

* '''ceren''': aempirei: it's been done so hard here that i think we're beating the spot on the ground where the dead horse rotted

* '''lemonkey''': does thermburglar steal heat? '''dr_jesus''': thermburglar does in fact steal heat '''dr_jesus''': and then does covered calls in the btu market with them '''dr_jesus''': and then returns them, sometimes in less than pristine condition

* '''hep''': i never smell ok

* '''DrShiny''': yes, i had too much sports sex and broke my junk

* '''aestetix''': I think a bunch of noisebridgers should go to a strip club with laptops '''dr_jesus''': some friends and I actually tried that once in vegas for defcon '''dr_jesus''': then we tried it back here in the bay area to see if they'd kick us out here too and the answer is yes, immediately

* '''qDot_''': Well, you wallpaper your walls with vag, something's going to get peed on.

* '''Jake''': Enjoy the hell that you've helped to create!

* '''lemonkey''': GOOD MORNING '''jynn-''': WHAT JUST HAPPENED '''jynn-''': OH GOD

*'''aestetix''': dude where's my ops '''aestetix''': give me status or give me death

*'''VonGuard''': As a result, I know exactly who is trolling when.

*'''setient''': i just realized how awesome it is to have your own office '''miah''': put your pants back on

* '''rubin110[https://www.noisebridge.net/index.php?title=Party_Form&oldid=10426 :]''' Please fill out and submit this form to the party comity and directory in order to run your party.

* '''aestetix''': Atala: even better, how about a illustration of Jacque de Molay's execution?

* '''wiretapped''': .sql select count(*) from dongs where url like 'http://cache.boston.com%' '''noisesql''': wiretapped: 0 '''wiretapped''': dr_jesus: see that? I didn't get a () from my delete! '''noisesql''': I '''wiretapped''': o_O '''noisesql''': I hunger for flesh '''wiretapped''': uh oh

* >> '''dr_jesus''' ran a mile once '''dr_jesus''': these days I just build sand castles instead and wait for some tough guy to kick them over, then I chessbox him

* '''miah''': i think im a level 2 emoquiter

* '''alxndr''': damn, I hope I don't bust up giggling next time someone unzips my fly because I'm thinking "HULL BREACH!! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAOOOOOOGAAH"

* '''aestetix''': I think I now have professional java experience '''aestetix''': and I hate the langugage even more '''vorstyles''': barista? '''Epsas''': single short amaerican plz '''vorstyles''': is that a coffee order, or are you on okcupid?

* '''PuppyCock''': so, how do you dispose of a body? '''vorstyles''': puppycock: i'd suggest dropping the body at noisebridge hq with a tag saying "for parts" '''vorstyles''': it'll get used in various projects

* ''' aestetix''': I just finished jerking off to the last page of anne frank's diary

* '''Destri''': there is sometimes a fine line between "protesting" and "terrorist action" '''ani-''': there's sometimes a fine line between your mom and terrorist action

* '''vorstyles''': i hate this economy '''vorstyles''': gives people too much freetime for protests

* '''PuppyCock''': Maddox was right

* '''alienvenom''': what are you interested in? bestiality, s&m? '''lemonkey''': maybe '''alienvenom''': daipers? '''alienvenom''': you an ABDL? '''lemonkey''': sploshing '''alienvenom''': watersports? '''alienvenom''': fisting? '''lemonkey''': i enjoy feeling creamed corn between my buttcheeks '''alienvenom''': O_o '''lemonkey''': as if i shat myself
* '''thermburglar''': i have a math penis, does that count '''thermburglar''': its uncut, so as to function as a slide rule as well

* '''miah''': or maybe i'm misisng the humor again '''miah''': maybe we should implement a humor tag into irc '''miah''': or write a bot that detects humor to alert us

* '''ani''': i totally want some httpspanties '''vorstyles''': panties with a .htaccess '''lemonkey''': you know it's only a matter of time before our underware starts tweeting

* '''Kelly''': I'm trying to make a point of relating to non-geeks as if they too were human.

* '''Jim''': I like being senile, it's like being drunk without the hangover.

* '''lemonkey''': http://twitpic.com/153mju '''lemonkey''': final shuttle pin '''JSharp''': nearly 30 years is a very long time for a program like that :) '''JSharp''': not a bad design '''JSharp''': heh, the pin I mean

* '''turkshead''': Dr. J has offered to quantify my gizmo with his phone.

* '''alienvenom''': i suspect that the people who work at muni do not, in fact, have a brain. '''solidsnack''': alienvenom: But do they have a heart? '''solidsnack''': I think I'm most like the cowardly lion.

* '''miah''': vagina dentata should be standard equipment for female soldiers

* '''aestetix''': I seriously think phone booths need to start popping up all over america

* '''dr_jesus''': I'm just happy that I wrote a robot squad that helps teach people programming languages, the details are kind of a minor point for me '''DrShiny''': dr_jesus: that's so... so... SELFLESS of you '''DrShiny''': "I'm just glad to do my bit to make the world a better place" '''dr_jesus''': awesome buy me a hookers and blow '''DrShiny''': "<self-deprecating moue>" '''dr_jesus''': sandwich

* '''aestetix''': FUCK '''aestetix''': MUST FEED CHOCOLATE ADDICTION '''aestetix''': BRB PEANUT BUTTER TWIX OR BUST

* '''Destri''': new levels of bachelor-hood. Left coat in car, coat has my my titanium spork, need spork to stir my instant coffee

* '''zedd''': Come on, Zedd for ED, he gets things up '''ani''': ani for ed, she puts things down

* '''wiretapped''': aestetix: it turns out that for most intents and purposes, the internet *is* a big truck

* '''DrShiny''': wait, say all that again, i spilled soup on my keyboard so i couldn't hear you

* '''dr_jesus''': when a child dies and has NOT been daemonized (into a completely new process group), the child zombifies because the kernel needs to keep the child data structures around in case the parent wants to look at them to figure out why the child died '''dr_jesus''': ONLY WHEN the parent process calls wait() or a similar routine to extract that information does the kernel clean up the child data structures, since now the parent has them and can start poring over them to figure out what happened and what to do about it ''' dr_jesus''': now the parent might not want to sit around all day waiting for its kids to die, so the kernel sends SIGCHLD to the parent so whatever the parent is doing can be interrupted and it can call wait() at that point to figure out 1) who died, and 2) what caused it '''dr_jesus''': so basically SIGCHLD is child protection services and the kids are suicidal '''dr_jesus''': and a zombie process is a foster kid with a big tattoo on its forehead saying EXIT CODE = 0xwhatever and cps keeps it around waiting for the deadbeat parent to show up and get the exit code

* '''alienvenom''': yes, they would in theory be able to measure the capacitance of a penis

* '''rachel-''': no, when i'm 91, i'm gonna stick wine bottles up my ass

* '''TheScott''': we are having a wi party at VonGuards house because his wife went to Disney land '''TheScott''': apparently he can't fulfill her fantasy life or requirements

* '''ryan-c''': oh, hey. I've been looking for that penis bouquet pic for a while

* '''Valkyrie''': I did some work in saltmines in Utah. They were rather unpleasant, but not horrible.

* '''epsas''': i miss shitting in the woods '''epsas''': in my bear costume

* '''dr_jesus''': bwahhaha '''dr_jesus''': oracle backwards is el caro '''dr_jesus''': [http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A http://translate.google.com/#es|en|el%20caro%0A] '''epsas''': does that mean something? '''epsas''': ahh - hehe '''dr_jesus''': "the expensive"

* '''epsas''': you have to fellate the chicken

* '''epsas''': we need a fighterjetbot '''epsas''': i like looking at fighter jets '''epsas''': they are, like, flying dongs with guns
* '''Evil-Bill''': noisecloud: find Sarah Connor '''noisecloud''': Evil-Bill: I don't understand 'find Sarah Connor'. '''Evil-Bill''': Well that's a relief.

* '''miah''': how many blocks could a noisebridge member block if a noisebridge member could block blocks

* '''dr_jesus''': shut up for a second, I'm committing a sin against mankind
* '''rachel-''': it's a hard time to be a terrorist
* '''DrSyzygy''':: "While the joint work to immanetize the eschaton was certainly eye-opening and pleasant, I really would have liked more of the material on acausal influencing, and at least some differential algebraic topology. '''magpie-''': i have a 3.8 GPA. what?

* '''Evil_Bill''': C has no objects (only zuul).

* '''ani''': you do realise the wheels made it rollable right?

* '''dr_jesus''': noiseelisp: eval (message user-login-name) '''noiseelisp''': dr_jesus: root '''dr_jesus''': god fucking dammit not again

* '''dr_jesus''': I also heard that the sewer system is based on alien wormhole technology and the poop timing has to be coordinated to avoid causing a grandfeces paradox '''grelli''': you... you're not supposed to know about that '''grelli''': are you after our beaver technology??

*'''radii''': I'm stuck with keeping ani and turkshead from turning the whole thing into a kumbayah steampunk vibrator singalong.

* '''Martyn''': Where did this whole dong meme come from, anyway?

* '''rachel-''': oh man I want multiple inheritance SO MUCH '''aestetix''': rachel-: are you poly? cause that could happen '''aestetix''': Find a bunch of old dirty guys and marry them

*'''incekt''': all i know is it's 40 ms away '''incekt''': as the crow flies

*'''dr_jesus''': noisec: eval printf("%i", getuid()); '''noisec''': dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''': fuck

* '''rachel''': the dong link list is not very long as yet

* '''epsas''': IF YOU MISSED THE PUNCHLINE, WILLIE NELSON WAS GIVING DOLLY PARTON ORAL PLEASURE

* '''dr_jesus_''': rm has [http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/coreutils.git/tree/src/remove.c?id=v8.1#n504 a hardcoded check] to prevent removing / '''alienvenom''': no it doesn't '''dr_jesus_''': sure it does, try it '''alienvenom''': the -rf overrides it '''alienvenom''': i've done it before

* '''Sargun''': I wonder if you could make a strap on for people who already have dongs

* '''aestetix''': maybe a goatee sniffing context too?

* '''ani-''': rachel-: like all campaign promises, i can almost guarantee that it will never actually happen

* '''voronika''': at that point, you've missed the bitching bus

* '''alienvenom''': man i wish i was uncut. '''alienvenom''': just saying :-P '''alienvenom''': sorry '''alienvenom''': lol '''ieatlint''': we were just having a moment of silence for your foreskin

* '''rachel''': eljepe: i see your point and raise you SHUT UP

* '''aestetix''': Can someone explain to me in one sentence what "agile programming" is? '''oao''': it's like knowing you have to drive to some city on the east coast and setting out without a map but with a phone that you can use to ask people questions along the way.

* '''zedd''': can't breathe lulzing too hard

* '''Valkyrie''': Atala: how big is your vagina?

* '''aestetix''': So, somewhere near the top of the list of people "You don't want to piss off (™)" '''aestetix''': Up there with Hitler's ghost and Your mom '''aestetix''': I think would include the people who did the construction work at Noisebridge '''aestetix''': They're pretty badass

* '''dr_jesus''': btw I'm still planning on putting current meters on, as soon as I can convince someone not to rip them out because you can't read keystrokes off a battery powered laptop at the space using a 1Hz sample rate on a 10 bit ADC hooked up to the mains current sensor

* '''Crutcher''': Then they came for the Assholes - and there was no one left to speak for me.

* >> '''Valkyrie`''' points out that bongs and other devices can be used to smoke a variety of plant matter, from tobacco to sage. '''VonGuard''': so what the hell coudl you even use em for? '''wiretapped''': we're using them on an append-only MyISAM db right now

* '''Anonymous''': I wish that rubin would just leave his natural regional endowments alone, I think that he would just be beautiful with long natural regional endowments. I have always had a great respect for nature.

* '''Martyn''': water for -northern- california comes in large part from Hetch Hetchi, which used to be a valley as large and as beautiful as Yosemite '''ieatlint''': not as beautiful '''Martyn''': it was equally as beautiful '''ieatlint''': don't let the environmentalists fool you

* '''rigel''': so every time i import MySQLdb it says its deprecated '''rigel''': what should i be using instead? '''miah''': postgresql

* '''Valkyrie''': Well, dongs are a dime a dozen. '''Valkyrie''': Space is rare.

* '''VonGuard''': scott will never finish the bathroom. you idiots made him a member. if he ever is in danger of getting fired for not finishing the bathroom, he will block

* '''JSharp''': all your anomalies are belong to deviation. you are on your way to normalization, make your sigma.

* '''Rubin''': OK, I can't tell which one is rum, I'm done for the night.

*'''turkshead''': guys, i went ahead and painted the consensus process green. '''turkshead''': everybody likes green, right? '''shkoo''': the consensus process must be blue.

* '''Kripto''': I avoid Folsom St Fair.. its my b-day weekend and the last thing I need is 50000 people all wanting to give me b-day spankings.

* '''Martyn''': Atala : Mental image -- Alienvenom, ieatlint, Jason, and Mike K all masturbating in wooden chairs. (revenge!) '''ieatlint''': Martyn, ouch... i'm going to take that personally '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Dude, I love you, but I never ever want to see you play the skinflute. '''ieatlint''': fine fine '''Martyn''': ieatlint : I'm sure the sentiment is returned :) '''ieatlint''': but you don't need to make the same decision for the rest of noisebridge '''Martyn''': ieatlint : Okay, okay .. fair enough. If you -really- want to, you can hypothetically masturbate for the non-extant construction crew :)

* '''aestetix''': fuck I started reading about the cat and totally forgot what I was gonna do but the kitty is so nice and cuddly awww

* '''froggytoad''': so... thing is, he has a thing for bears... '''Atala''': i have a gorilla suit you could borrow. not sure that would work, but maybe worth a try? please clean it after though.

* '''JSharp''': Clippy: "I see you're trying to start an edit war. Would you like me to load a godwin macro?"

* '''dr_jesus''': at the moment he's so far out of compliance that the city is going to get a new TV's worth of fines out of his ass for being so shady

*'''Zedd''': Jeffery, why are you wearing fibreglass as a fashion accessory?

* '''ioerror''': 99% of the police make the rest look bad

* '''eljepe''': ie your pipes are full of rats '''eljepe''': your walls are full of cats '''eljepe''': and there is a homeless man living in your elevator '''chu''': If he's living in the elevator is he really homeless?

* '''ani-''': hm, looks like no one has any records of a tesla turbine in the guinness book of world records > '''ani-''' submits > '''Evil-Bill''' dominates

* '''noisercode''': ani- beats dusek with a government entitlement and some nuts and bolts to hold my OTO meetings in 2169 for breakfast at-this-moment

* '''dr_jesus''': ow '''dr_jesus''': some blind dude rocking out on his headphones just beaned me with his cane

* '''ieatlint''': unconfirmed report says a pipe bomb has gone off inside without injuries '''MrDomino''': yeah, sounds like... *tic*... the semester's off to a bang... > '''ani-''' slaps MrDomino with a humungous trout > '''MrDomino''' masturbates furiously to his pun

* '''Emflamed''': guys.......i know wat sex is.........i dont like listening about it .... or talking bout it...... or watching it (never have) , so please stop, and i dont need a seed wife just for sex!, cuz i dont want sex!

* '''[[User:rachel|rachel-]]''': and now i have fresher breath, i sleep better, and my penis is much longer

* '''teratoma''': perhaps noisebridge can hack BART to run without employees

* '''dr_jesus''': noisecode: eval os.geteuid() '''noisecode''' dr_jesus: 0 '''dr_jesus''' fuck

* >> '''SanMehat''' blew a transformer '''iz''': did he at least buy you dinner first?

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, i somehow doubt i could ever bring myself to have that kind of thing (penis piercing) done... '''Atala''': ieatlint: you're single right now, yes? '''ieatlint''': Atala, yes. '''Atala''': ieatlint: now's the time! if that thing isn't going to get some use, might as well bling it out.

* '''ceren''': ps: do not feed your pierced penis to a baby.

* >> '''ani-''' puts on pants '''rachel-''': ani-: nooooooooooooo

* '''Atala''': yeah, what's been up with the pacific northwest hitting bbq temperatures? '''lemonkey''': god's wrath for Microsoft bing

* '''rubin110''': So Andy was wearing the tightest pants earlier today at the wedding. '''rubin110''': His ass looked sooo good. '''rubin110''': You didn't hear this from me.

* '''rubin110''': IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE ALL OVER 83C THERE ON MY BACK. '''rubin110''': ER ALL OF '''VonGuard''': [21:18] <rubin110> IF WE GET A SPACE BEFORE I'M BACK FROM MINNEAPOLIS, I WILL MOVE MY BOWELS ALL OVER 83C THERE AND ON MY OWN BACK.

* '''rubin110''': Wait. '''rubin110''': Why don't we have the makerbot just print us a new space?

* '''ani'''-: [http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com/ http://theplanetshop.blogspot.com] '''zaius''': hot! i'd wear that '''zaius''': ... if i was a girl, i mean

* There was a [[David Fine]] bonanza - which got its own page.

* '''froggytoad''': apparantly the dust turns to acid, when you add water. I haven't tried it yet.

*'''dr_jesus''': clearly you have not witnessed the full power of this fully armed and operational asian counterfeiting operation

* '''VonGuard''': oh, hey, tell miloh we figured out how to sex his lizard

*'''Atala''': were they asking you to get fucked in the ass by a machine for money?

*'''lemonkey''': mm jerk chicken quesadillas '''iz''': they are extra delicious because you know the chicken was a real asshole when alive

* '''froggytoad''': fish guts have this excellent quality of bringing solids out of solutions

* -- Let it hereby also be noted that PNAC stands for Pvck's Neutron Absorbent Cock.

* '''Nana''': Rat poison is never the solution.

* '''lemonkey''': stop, drop, and rofl

* '''dr_jesus''': If you get me that board, I will develop quad core pants.

* '''VonGuard''': "welcome to apple, here's your new liver, an ipod, and an ounce of heroin"

* '''Atala''': ieatlint: sucking cock for crack doesn't count ;P '''ieatlint''': Atala, it wasn't for crack

* '''ieatlint''': yeah, we need a pigeon hacking class at noisebridge

* '''vniow-rachel-''': i am an unholy breed of hot lesbian and craftiness!

* '''Atala''': i wish i could eat in the same way i masturbate - whenever the hell i feel like it, going for as long between as i feel like. though it would be sad if i couldn't eat in public, that would be annoying.

* '''Valkyrie''': I remember a job interview I went on where they had decided that this "IP" business was not the way to go so they were ripping out all their ethernet and replacing it with RS232 and x.25.

* '''San''': "I still fucking hate Keanu Reeves"

* '''ryanc-''': i need more sex toys '''vniow''': me too

* '''aestetix''': vniow: do you want me to bring the rape game by Noisebridge tonight?

* '''alienvenom''': '/win goto #gaysf '''alienvenom''': err '''alienvenom''': wow '''alienvenom''': uh '''alienvenom''': everyone type /clear now please :) '''alienvenom''': :-\

* '''vniow''': god, i sound like a noisebridge slut [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: vniow: I don't think you're a slut '''vniow''': i've slept with ceren too, as of last night [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: ok, now I do

* '''leif''': It's not as wiki as it could be.

* '''Martyn''': That dildo is going to see more action that a pornstar at Kink.com '''Martyn''': You're going to have to start laser-etching the names of people who have used it on it '''Atala''': there is definitely an appeal to being able to say "yeah, that steampunk vibrator you saw on boing boing? i fucked that."

* '''Valkyrie`''': So I'm thinking about going to this gothic rocket thing tonight.

* '''Valkyrie`''': eh. We already got a "go kill yourself" post... over EMAIL ETIQUETTE! '''Valkyrie`''': It's a little surreal.

* [[User:dr_jesus|'''Dr. Jesus''']]: Ok, the federal government is IMing me now.

* '''anonymous''': Being in noisebridge feels like being surrounded by gnomes and unicorns.

* '''Jake''': Dr. Jesus, I have no epenis.

* '''aestetix''' : Nine minutes left. That's enough time to do some coke.

* '''Jake''': Police are like vampires, you never invite them into your home.

* '''Skye''': I'm like Pavlov for slovenliness.

* '''Steen''': If you keep taking those you're going to train me to just leave them there.

Hours

2013-10-10T03:52:00Z

37.130.227.133:

== New Access Policy ==

For a trial period of 3 months, Noisebridge shall be open, from 23:00 to 10:00, only to Members, guests of those Members present in the space, and those people with two Member endorsements in the membership binder...

see [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meeting_Notes_2013_10_08#Access_After_23:00 Meeting Notes]

== Noisebridge Hours Frequently Asked Questions ==

Q: When is Noisebridge open?

A: Noisebridge is open to the general public from 10:00 AM to 11:00 PM. Public access to the space is not allowed after 11:00 PM until a member opens the space at 10:00 AM.

Q: But Noisebridge used to be open 24x7!

A: Not as of Oct 8th, 2013. Some bad apples ruined it for everyone.

Q: I can come use the tools there any time I want?

A: No, only between 10:00 AM to 11:00 PM. Members of the Noisebridge non-profit corporation can let themselves in at other hours, and if you ask them nicely they may be able to let you in too.

Q: Who sets the hours for Noisebridge?

A: Members of the Noisebridge non-profit corporation. As per our bylaws, members can vote on issues like the hours the space will be open.

Q: Does that include me?

A: No, unless you've become a member. Only members can vote on our hours of operation.

Q: What if I pick the lock/mess with the door strike/hack the gibson and get in after hours anyway?

A: Please don't. Noisebridge isn't a fortress and a determined attacker will certainly be able to get in if they really want to. This is a crime (CPC 602(m)). If members find out they will probably be upset with you unless you have a good reason for breaking in.

Q: Can I sleep at Noisebridge?

A: No.

Q: But I saw someone sleeping at Noisebridge after hours!

A: The membership frowns on this and strongly discourages it. 2169 Mission is not zoned for residential use and people sleeping there can cause serious problems for the rest of the group. Science experiments have been known to be performed on sleeping parties as a deterrent.

Q: But I missed the last BART!

A: There's plenty of commercial establishments in the area which will rent you a room.

Q: But I'm broke!

A: Call a friend. Consult our [[Starving_hackers|resources]]. Or crash at [http://thegubbioproject.org/ the Gubbio Project] in the morning.

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2013-10-05T13:14:18Z

37.130.227.133: link consensus about mike

'''Hundreds of people visit Noisebridge every week, and nearly all of them are excellent to each other!'''

This page lists people who have fucked up, to the point where they are no longer welcome at Noisebridge and may have their pictures posted on the cork board to the left of the elevator (top floor) if they persist in returning.

If you have photos of banned individuals, please e-mail them to [[mailinglist|noisebridge-discuss]].

See also:
* [[Conflict Resolution]]
* [[Community Standards]]
* [[AskedToLeave]]

If you are listed on this page and would like to not be, either because you think you should be welcome at Noisebridge again or because you agree to not return, the best thing to do is probably to email noisebridge-discuss to explain the situation.

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== [[86/DonationBoxThieves|Donation Box Thieves]] ==
[[File:donation_box_thief_2.png|200px|thumb|right|Cliff stealing $ from the donation box]]

Some thieves were recorded breaking open and stealing right out of the donation box. One of them was Cliff. Super lame. Other names unknown.
Junior is the other donation box thief. He has also been 86'd for other reasons as well.

*[http://spaz.org/~jake/pix/20130201085252.avi Video_example_#1]
*[http://spaz.org/~jake/pix/20130204085649.avi Video_example_#2]
*[http://spaz.org/~jake/pix/20130219081710.avi Video_example_#3]

These scummy guys should be confronted and asked to leave on-sight.

== Adam (Joseph Adam Moore) ==
Banned for physical assaulting another Noisebridge user

See [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meeting_Notes_2013_09_24#Proposals_for_next_week notes] and [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-September/039479.html discuss]

Relevant:
[[Image:JAdamMooreProbation.png|80px]]

== Michael Clift, aka Pirate Mike / Occupirate ==

[[File:IMG_20130708_185652_745.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Michael Clift]]

Mike voluntarily agreed to leave the space and not come back, but was seen in the space on 7/8/2013 and asked to leave, which he did. https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-July/037980.html

Mike was subsequently officially banned by [[Consensus Items History|consensus]].

== James Leonard, aka James the Advocate ==

[https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-June/037825.html asked to leave, responded with verbose legal threats].

2nd quarter, 2013

== Shawn Landden ==

[[File:ShawnLandden.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Shawn Landden]]

Banned by consensus. See [http://pastebin.com/82m0uhC4 here] and [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/034968.html here]. Most Recent Arrest on 4/9/2013 for Assaulting An Officer in Sausalito, Marin County California SEE: [http://pastebin.com/SXBFfaJH Here] Photo http://i.imgur.com/vxaV6Ms.jpg

1st quarter, 2013

== Rob 2.0 ==

[[File:rob20.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Rob 2.0]]

Around 6 feet. Frequently wears a Giants / Bears baseball cap. Thin, scruffy. Eyes wander around frequently. Kinda looks like Scumbag Steve. Officially banned through consensus — the whole deal. Repeatedly shows up at the space anyway. Kick him out on sight.

date?

==Thief==

[[file:IMG 0291.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]
[[file:IMG 0292.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]
[[file:IMG 0293.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]

This guy went into the back classroom and took Rayc's wallet out of his backpack. Rayc saw him with the wallet in his hand and the guy tried to say it was his. He then started running towards the door and was tackled by Jake. We made him show us that nothing was in his pockets, and he kept avoiding the big pocket in the front of his jacket. This pocket turned out to have Sasha's smart phone. During the search his crack pipe fell onto the floor and broke into many pieces. We let him go and told him not to come back.

Date?

== Purple ==
See the [[85]] page. Stole from the member's shelves and from me. -- Rayc

== Nyle ==
Male, early 20's, Asian, black beard and hair, 5′ 8″. Please post photo if available.

For more information on Nyle, see [[85]]. Nyle has been spending a whole lot of time at the space recently - perhaps half his days. He never hacks anything and makes no secret of the fact that he never will. Jesse Z and Alan asked him to not come back repeatedly (February - March '12). If he does come back, please escort him out and tell him that he can explain himself at a Tuesday meeting if he would like to.

== Jon(athan) ==

[[file:Jon-1.png|200px|thumb|right|Jon]]
[[file:Jon-2.png|200px|thumb|right|Jon]]

Was helping with the Noisebride ustream webcasts. He was asked not to come back due to allegations of organizing illegal activities from within Noisebridge and theft. He had a proxy return to the space a few days later on his behalf to retrieve blankets, etc. that he'd apparently stashed in the darkroom. What his proxy took was apparently not the blankets that he wanted, and he shortly thereafter came upstairs and went into the darkroom, himself leaving with a couple bedsheet-lookin' things. The fabric his associate had taken was found in a heap at the bottom of the elevator and returned to the darkroom. Several days later he returned to Noisebridge with his hand shoved in a gym bag, claiming he had as he continued pushing past people to get into the main space, screaming constantly about killing eveyone and then himself. that everyone was to leave, or he would kill them all. He also claimed that the cops were hot on his trail and would arrive at Noisebridge at any moment, and that he intended to provoke a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_by_cop suicide-by-cop]. Not sure on whether or not he did have a gun people were not taking a chance as they filed for the exit. However, Derek, Jedi, Rayc, Ben, stayed behind, calling him on his bullshit, four people swarmed him as he made a b-line sprint for the fire escape. They wrestled him to the floor and removed his bags away from him. Jedi arm barred and escorted Jonathan down the stairs to the sidewalk where he instantly sought out the nearest quickly-amassing phalanx of squad cars. Immediate consensus was that he is not welcome in the space again.

Date?

==Ilya==

[[file:Ilya.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Ilya]]

This person named Ilya was behaving irrationally, and confused his own backpack with Patricks, causing suspicion that he was intending to steal things. He also put on Patricks' clothes and said he thought people were allowed to use whatever items were in the space. He had some small, and not particularly valuable, items that he had pocketed, and had stashed random, not valuable, items in the bathroom. He was unable to explain his behavior to Dr. J and was handed over to police, who did not take him into custody, and he was told not to return to Noisebridge.

He was with his brother Alex who did not do anything sketchy and should not be banned. -jake

Date?

86

2013-10-05T13:12:13Z

37.130.227.133: /* Adam (Joseph Adam Moore) */ thumbnail

'''Hundreds of people visit Noisebridge every week, and nearly all of them are excellent to each other!'''

This page lists people who have fucked up, to the point where they are no longer welcome at Noisebridge and may have their pictures posted on the cork board to the left of the elevator (top floor) if they persist in returning.

If you have photos of banned individuals, please e-mail them to [[mailinglist|noisebridge-discuss]].

See also:
* [[Conflict Resolution]]
* [[Community Standards]]
* [[AskedToLeave]]

If you are listed on this page and would like to not be, either because you think you should be welcome at Noisebridge again or because you agree to not return, the best thing to do is probably to email noisebridge-discuss to explain the situation.

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== [[86/DonationBoxThieves|Donation Box Thieves]] ==
[[File:donation_box_thief_2.png|200px|thumb|right|Cliff stealing $ from the donation box]]

Some thieves were recorded breaking open and stealing right out of the donation box. One of them was Cliff. Super lame. Other names unknown.
Junior is the other donation box thief. He has also been 86'd for other reasons as well.

*[http://spaz.org/~jake/pix/20130201085252.avi Video_example_#1]
*[http://spaz.org/~jake/pix/20130204085649.avi Video_example_#2]
*[http://spaz.org/~jake/pix/20130219081710.avi Video_example_#3]

These scummy guys should be confronted and asked to leave on-sight.

== Adam (Joseph Adam Moore) ==
Banned for physical assaulting another Noisebridge user

See [https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Meeting_Notes_2013_09_24#Proposals_for_next_week notes] and [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-September/039479.html discuss]

Relevant:
[[Image:JAdamMooreProbation.png|80px]]

== Michael Clift, aka Pirate Mike / Occupirate ==

[[File:IMG_20130708_185652_745.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Michael Clift]]

Mike voluntarily agreed to leave the space and not come back, but was seen in the space on 7/8/2013 and asked to leave, which he did. https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-July/037980.html

== James Leonard, aka James the Advocate ==

[https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-June/037825.html asked to leave, responded with verbose legal threats].

2nd quarter, 2013

== Shawn Landden ==

[[File:ShawnLandden.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Shawn Landden]]

Banned by consensus. See [http://pastebin.com/82m0uhC4 here] and [https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2013-March/034968.html here]. Most Recent Arrest on 4/9/2013 for Assaulting An Officer in Sausalito, Marin County California SEE: [http://pastebin.com/SXBFfaJH Here] Photo http://i.imgur.com/vxaV6Ms.jpg

1st quarter, 2013

== Rob 2.0 ==

[[File:rob20.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Rob 2.0]]

Around 6 feet. Frequently wears a Giants / Bears baseball cap. Thin, scruffy. Eyes wander around frequently. Kinda looks like Scumbag Steve. Officially banned through consensus — the whole deal. Repeatedly shows up at the space anyway. Kick him out on sight.

date?

==Thief==

[[file:IMG 0291.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]
[[file:IMG 0292.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]
[[file:IMG 0293.JPG|200px|thumb|left|Thief]]

This guy went into the back classroom and took Rayc's wallet out of his backpack. Rayc saw him with the wallet in his hand and the guy tried to say it was his. He then started running towards the door and was tackled by Jake. We made him show us that nothing was in his pockets, and he kept avoiding the big pocket in the front of his jacket. This pocket turned out to have Sasha's smart phone. During the search his crack pipe fell onto the floor and broke into many pieces. We let him go and told him not to come back.

Date?

== Purple ==
See the [[85]] page. Stole from the member's shelves and from me. -- Rayc

== Nyle ==
Male, early 20's, Asian, black beard and hair, 5′ 8″. Please post photo if available.

For more information on Nyle, see [[85]]. Nyle has been spending a whole lot of time at the space recently - perhaps half his days. He never hacks anything and makes no secret of the fact that he never will. Jesse Z and Alan asked him to not come back repeatedly (February - March '12). If he does come back, please escort him out and tell him that he can explain himself at a Tuesday meeting if he would like to.

== Jon(athan) ==

[[file:Jon-1.png|200px|thumb|right|Jon]]
[[file:Jon-2.png|200px|thumb|right|Jon]]

Was helping with the Noisebride ustream webcasts. He was asked not to come back due to allegations of organizing illegal activities from within Noisebridge and theft. He had a proxy return to the space a few days later on his behalf to retrieve blankets, etc. that he'd apparently stashed in the darkroom. What his proxy took was apparently not the blankets that he wanted, and he shortly thereafter came upstairs and went into the darkroom, himself leaving with a couple bedsheet-lookin' things. The fabric his associate had taken was found in a heap at the bottom of the elevator and returned to the darkroom. Several days later he returned to Noisebridge with his hand shoved in a gym bag, claiming he had as he continued pushing past people to get into the main space, screaming constantly about killing eveyone and then himself. that everyone was to leave, or he would kill them all. He also claimed that the cops were hot on his trail and would arrive at Noisebridge at any moment, and that he intended to provoke a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_by_cop suicide-by-cop]. Not sure on whether or not he did have a gun people were not taking a chance as they filed for the exit. However, Derek, Jedi, Rayc, Ben, stayed behind, calling him on his bullshit, four people swarmed him as he made a b-line sprint for the fire escape. They wrestled him to the floor and removed his bags away from him. Jedi arm barred and escorted Jonathan down the stairs to the sidewalk where he instantly sought out the nearest quickly-amassing phalanx of squad cars. Immediate consensus was that he is not welcome in the space again.

Date?

==Ilya==

[[file:Ilya.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Ilya]]

This person named Ilya was behaving irrationally, and confused his own backpack with Patricks, causing suspicion that he was intending to steal things. He also put on Patricks' clothes and said he thought people were allowed to use whatever items were in the space. He had some small, and not particularly valuable, items that he had pocketed, and had stashed random, not valuable, items in the bathroom. He was unable to explain his behavior to Dr. J and was handed over to police, who did not take him into custody, and he was told not to return to Noisebridge.

He was with his brother Alex who did not do anything sketchy and should not be banned. -jake

Date?

FERT

2013-09-30T01:48:42Z

37.130.227.133:

Community response team for name and shame, pastebinnings, etc. of harassers and sexual predators who are either in our midst, or are notorious perps who severely harass women online.

* [http://twitter.com/FERTalert F.E.R.T. Alerts] Twitter notifications and announcements.

==Documentation==

* Joseph Adam Moore aka J. Adam Moore: sex offender registry record: http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/CA18697232B1367/Joseph-Adam-Moore.html , posed as Noisebridge "redshirt", record of battering/domestic violence, then harassment against three separate women, then punched some guy in the throat at Noisebridge thus violating his probation.

* Shawn Landden, open source contributor, felon, couchsurfer, serial stalker: http://pastebin.com/5GQE0ZVB

* Jesse Zbikowski : felony sexual assault conviction: http://cms.colusa.courts.ca.gov/case_search_results_charges.asp?chrgCaseNbr=CR54212

* Patrick Keys : banned from Noisebridge for harassment

* MikeeUSA: Creep and internet harasser. http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/MikeeUSA

User:Leif

2013-09-26T13:27:04Z

37.130.227.133: smaller text

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<div style="font-size:smaller">
#
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

Hi. My name is Leif Ryge. I'm frequently wiretapped on the internet. (As is
everyone, it turns out, but in my case it's also a nickname I often use.)

I like free software, freedom of expression, freedom of association, privacy,
and well-informed consent. I originated in area code 707 slightly more than
thirteen years after the UNIX epoch. I've spent a significant portion of my
life in area codes 415 and 510. I am presently (as of August 2013) traveling in
Europe.

== On the web ==

I have an infrequently-updated weblog at https://faceted.wordpress.com/ and a
very out-of-date web page at https://synthesize.us/leif. I sometimes put things
on github at https://github.com/leif, and my wikipedia user page is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Leif. I used to be an avid user of
del.icio.us; somehow in the post-yahoo transition I lost my old username (leif)
so my ancient bookmarks are now at https://delicious.com/wiretapped instead. My
most frequently-updated presence is currently https://twitter.com/wiretapped.

My Noisebridge user page, which is presently the canonical home of this
identity document you are reading, is https://noisebridge.net/User:Leif.

== Shell access ==

If you want to make a shell account for me, paste this into your root shell:

adduser --gecos 'Leif Ryge' --uid 7711 --shell /bin/bash leif
mkdir -p ~leif/.ssh
cat > ~leif/.ssh/authorized_keys <<'EOF'
ssh-dss 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 leif
EOF
cat >> ~leif/.bashrc <<'EOF'
python -c 'print (lambda r,w,h:"\n".join("".join((" ","▲")[c]
for c in s)for s in reduce(lambda a,y:a+[[r>>(a[y][x-1]*4+a[y][x]*2+a[y][(x+
1)%w])&1for x in range(w)]],range(h),[[0]*(w/2)+[1]+[0]*(w/2)])))(90,63,31)'
EOF
chown -R leif:leif ~leif
curl icanhazip.com | mail -s "account created" leif@synthesize.us

If your system's SSH port isn't internet reachable and/or you want to create a
Tor hidden service for me to connect to (and it is a Debian-based system), skip
the last command above and instead run these commands:

apt-get install tor
cat >> /etc/tor/torrc <<'EOF'
HiddenServiceDir /var/lib/tor/ssh/
HiddenServicePort 22 127.0.0.1:22
EOF
killall -1 tor
gpg --recv-key 16D542C49D6751E8
cat /var/lib/tor/ssh/hostname|gpg --trust-model always -ear 16D542C49D6751E8 |
mail -s encrypted leif@synthesize.us

== How to contact me ==

I am not currently reachable by telephone. If you know my phone number, please
don't leave voicemail for me because I won't hear it for months if ever.

The best ways to reach me are email (preferably encrypted) or XMPP+OTR.

My primary XMPP identity is wiretapped@jabber.ccc.de and my current OTR
fingerprint is a9641816ff8b7beb03392f9c3000e3a366c568bc.

If you need a new XMPP account, you can easily create one on the CCC server
using your XMPP client. I recommend connecting to jabber.ccc.de via its Tor
hidden service so that you won't need to trust hundreds or thousands of
certificate authorities when connecting. Its address is okj7xc6j2szr2y75.onion.

My current PGP key is below. It is signed by a fair number of people in the
"web of trust", whatever that is worth. I also posted the fingerprint on
twitter at https://twitter.com/wiretapped/status/369413556791300097 for
whatever that is worth. If you use the web of trust, you might be interested to
know that a signature from me on someone else's PGP identity means two things:
(1) I am reasonably confident that the person who possesses the identity's
private key has been using that name for a significant period of time, and
(2) I perceive them to have at least a basic understanding of how to use
asymmetric cryptography, whatever that is worth.

A note about importing my key from this page: Copy and pasting just the PUBLIC
KEY BLOCK verbatim from here will not work, because when signing this message
gpg escaped the key block's headers by prepending '- '. The quickest way to
import my key from this page is to copy and paste the entire text of this page
from your browser into "gpg | gpg --import" in your shell. The first instance
of gpg will verify the signature and output the unescaped signed part, and the
second instance will find the key in the middle of the message and import it.

pub 4096R/16D542C49D6751E8 2012-02-17 [expires: 2014-06-28]
Key fingerprint = D76F EE1F 4F95 7E25 F7F8 CD48 16D5 42C4 9D67 51E8
uid Leif Ryge <leif@synthesize.us>
sub 4096R/F75128EA38CB5032 2012-02-17 [expires: 2014-06-28]
sub 4096R/1CD7E0E945151DC9 2012-02-17 [expires: 2014-06-28]

- -----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----
Version: GnuPG v1.4.12 (GNU/Linux)

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== Gratuitous self-referentiality ==

Just for fun, here is a list of the words which appear more than once in this
document (including its signature) along with the number of times they appear:

$ cat |egrep -o '[^ ]+'|egrep -i '[a-z]'|sort|uniq -dc|sort -rn|tee >(sha1sum)
31 the
22 of
18 is
17 to
15 I
14 and
13 in
13 a
12 this
10 you
10 my
10 for
8 that
8 PGP
7 your
7 key
7 from
7 at
6 page
6 on
6 My
6 me
6 If
6 gpg
6 cat
5 document
5 by
5 are
4 XMPP
4 worth.
4 will
4 which
4 whatever
4 web
4 user
4 The
4 PUBLIC
4 not
4 KEY
4 it
4 into
4 identity
4 fingerprint
4 [expires:
4 <<'EOF'
4 EOF
4 -----BEGIN
4 be
4 am
3 words
3 won't
3 when
3 want
3 Version:
3 v1.4.12
3 using
3 use
3 Tor
3 tor
3 than
3 text
3 sub
3 so
3 significant
3 signed
3 SIGNATURE-----
3 signature)
3 signature
3 sha1sum
3 service
3 -s
3 reachable
3 presently
3 pasting
3 paste
3 or
3 -o
3 number
3 need
3 name
3 more
3 message
3 mail
3 list
3 leif@synthesize.us
3 Leif
3 leif
3 last
3 know
3 just
3 its
3 instance
3 import
3 hidden
3 here
3 have
3 GnuPG
3 (GNU/Linux)
3 fun,
3 freedom
3 -----END
3 currently
3 current
3 create
3 copy
3 can
3 browser
3 BLOCK-----
3 because
3 area
3 appear
3 an
3 also
3 16D542C49D6751E8
ef88c8e1be1d59215b10fde0f2bd40c81812b29f

Due to this list being part of the document, there are not any words which
appear exactly twice.

Also just for fun, the last 12 bits of the sha1sum of this document (without the
signature) happen to be contained within the document right here: 0x21f

You can observe this by copy and pasting the text of this page from your
browser into the following command:

$ gpg 2>/dev/null | sha1sum | awk '{print $1}' | egrep -o '...$'
21f

:)
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Version: GnuPG v1.4.12 (GNU/Linux)

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